TYPE OF GIRLS YOU SHOULD NOT BARGAIN WITH ON ONLINE DATING APPS

So you have decided to give in and try out this new mantra of finding a date, yes! I am talking about online dating apps and sites. WTH! Right? What could go wrong? Well plenty, and here is the reason, girls on dating apps have types and it is important to do your homework before you take a dip into the swamp. Let me make this easy for you and introduce you to the girls you should beware of.

The girl who is down for a ‘titty’ pic.

You are drunk, and here is a pic of a girl throwing too much of her cleavage. Other dominant traits are tattoos on the lower back and ribs, hair dipped in dye, a duck pout. Well if you are looking for a girl you wish to never remember, this is most promiscuous option available.

The kitty lover.

I am going to take like forever to let you hump me types. Broad smile, beautiful eyes, perfect hairs, but wait a sec, why is there a kitty in every pic. Well because, she is seeking her independence in the feline she is holding. Puff!!! Poor cat. She will make you feel special, cook for you and talk out her feelings (a bit too much). Beware! This is the girl approaching her 30s and is here to find her knight in shining armor.

I am not what I am chick.

Selfie is an art for her. She knows to work right angels, she is a pro. You have never seen such cute face and no wonder all options she has provided are close ups. Do your homework before even thinking about meeting her, or only option left for you will be a FACE PALM!.

Cougar

Ever seen ‘The Graduate’ well she is the character out of it. This one is old, desperate, and ready to fulfill your deepest and dirtiest fantasies. If you are into MILFs or want to have the best time of your night, this one can give you a run for your breath.

Hooker in disguise She has all that you want in your partner. She is beautiful, charming, and sensuous. Perfect blend of humor and intelligence. You are having a great time

talking to her and she slips across a link to her website. WTF! OMG! Kill Me Now.

I will shatter your self-respect to pieces.

Fuck yeah! You cannot believe what she is doing on online dating apps. Her beauty is unparalleled; she is perfect match for Amazonian goddesses. After scratching your head for minutes you matched her, and what? She matched you back. You sent her ‘hey!’ And she never replied back. You keep coming back, sending message after message with no reply. Wonder why? Because she is here to make you feel sad about yourself. She drains every last drop of guy’s self-respect and lives on it.

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