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St.l!lday.
2:00 Pick-up soccer (cocktails followed by some silly games)
Tuesday
9:00 7:30
Blood Drive (compulsory) Relatively Old Testament Class (McDowell 32)
8:30 Community seminar: "Jonathan Livingston Seagull - Part III: Moral Aspects" in McDowell 24 (Mr. Comber)
Wednesday
4:00 Open Food Committee Meeting
This week the Committee will open a can of tuna.
5:00 7:30 8:00
-A. Shorts
Blood Drive (compulsory) Life Drawing Class Death Drawing Class
Thursday
3:30 The Bill Salter Mutual Admiration Society will hold elections in the Great Hall
Friday
~TURE: (See anouncement)
Saturday
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3:00 (run) Phil Alardice will create life in his room; afterwards, the Pinkney Players will stage the Battle for Iwo Jima
8:00 Random blood drive 4:30 INFORMAL LECTURE:
"On Toast"
Mr. Sarkissian will give a brief talk on the virtues of toasted wheat bread
FILM: "The Ghost in the Invisible _ Bikini" (1966)
In Vino Veritas
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THE COLLEGIAN · THE STUDEI"T WEEKLY OF ST. JOHN'S COLLF..GE ·
Mr. Sean Ball, Editor The Collegian
Dear Sean:
Mrs. Weigle and I would like to take this opportunity to say how much we enjoyed having the College on our front lawn on the occasion of the Senior prank. The whole affair was handled beautlfully by the members of the class who arranged it, and we should like to express our special appreciation to them. All of the students left our front lawn looking just as beautiful as when they invaded it earlier in the day. We would be more than happy to sponsor a return engagement next spring if the present Juniors decide that they want to emulate this year's Seniors.
'1A ()(:i\\E GODO.
( w~ To /I-SI '{o\J, Su1 "('ov'~t:: "U(EAO't PR\J~" ) .
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~~~-Richard D. Wei~ President
THANK YOU
I would like to take this opportunity to speak for 'the college community and thank the Class of 1979 for a superb Prank. Speaking for myself, I found the whole experience delightful and everyom: I talked to seemed to be very pleased as well. Earlier in the day, I recei•r<?d -:: c~.:di tional enablement letter fraught ·.vio.1:1 provisos. The winning or first 1-'rize was a great uplift for m~-I have not won anything since a chocolate angel-food cake in the first grade. So, thanks to the sen:i.ors, 1979 will always be remembered--by me at 1east--as a very good year. Thanks again.
--Kevin McKee "The Gambler"
P.S. If I ever get dismissed, there is aly•ys Las Vegas. If I get lucky, I can ~ a ·beefy donation on President Weigle ~d throw hia '!lJ'und for the Eighties" ove!" t-he top. D
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IF YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING •••
''Reason bears a three-fold office toward revealed truth, and within that province is indeed, supreme, but only three: l) It is the province of Reason to state in terms that the understQding can apprehend what the tru:ths are which Revelation has declared.
-2) rt is the province of Reason to state as clearly what revealed truth is E£l; for, .while the Revelation of God is above and beyond Reason, it can never be contrary to it. 3) It is the province of Reason to investigate and test, by every ~rocess which the mind of man can conceive, the
.testimony which is borne to the truth of Revelation. The more it tests this t·estimony, whether it be by scientific research, or archaeological investigation, or the study of the mind of man, the more will that testimony stand forth sure and unshaken, the foundation of God 1
the same yesterday, today, and forever! •••••• There is a great deal of unreality in some of the doubt of the time. There are people calling themselves skeptical, who only differ from Christians in having taken for their authoritative teacher some newspaper or review, some man of science, or modern philosopher, or popular preacher, instead of the grand old creeds, and the truths for which martyrs have died, and the unshaken faith of the Catholic Church, They are as much submitt;i.D.g to authority as the little child, only to authority not as reliable."
(From James DeKoven's sermon ''fllen of Understanding", 1874)
For four years people have been telling me that "science" has made faith impossible or obsolete. I offer to them this man, who like Luther "delights in assertions". Only shallow_theologians have anything to fear from shallow "science". The deep theologians and scientists know this to be true, and regard each other with mutual respect. This, it seems to me, is an attitude that would be t1Pical of the Program.
--jeff hume
Robert de La Viez Wine and Cheese
Fifty-one West Street Annapolis, Maryland 21401
267-8066
SPRING BOOK SALE
Tuesday
May 8, 1979 at 2 p.m.
LIBRARY TERRACE
We offer an assortment of titles, subjects and authors at bargain prices. Proceeds go to Library Book Endowment.
WORDS OF WISDOM
"No discipline is ever requisite to force attendance upon lectures which are really worth attending, as it is well known wherever any such lectures are given."
--Adam Smith, Wealth of Nation.£ (P. 72.0 in the Modern Library F.d.ition)
Submitted b7 H. Golding
Febbies and anyone else who will be e over the summer and need extra $$$--us know who you are! We have many ple who need housework, yardwork, etc. e--get in touch NOW!!! (We won't be e forever, you know ••• ) A few of our plums: ·ce Wheeler still needs someone
.-old on Tues. This is a cont~u.u~ua
after 7
person for are needed.
Could be lucrative. "'".L""'a"-' )
• Sarkissian needs someone to mow his He is getting desperate. 268-7494
s. Prince needs someone to do yard-k by Monday or so. 269-1318
US!!!!! if you get any of ~--~~~--We would like to share your joy.
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Members of the College Community
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The lecturer Friday , Dr. Arnold ·r.r.~o.r, has elected President
of Association.
Psychoanalysis.
Sincere
Edward G. Dean
THE GERMANS ARE COMING!
submit"ted ·Wilson
lecture, Freudian
yours
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NOTICE PltBLIC NOTICE
The Constitutional Revision Committee vill be holding its last Public Meeting to study the Proposed Draft Constitution on Tues. May 8Yi, from 4:30-9:00pm (with a break for di..D.ner). Please come with 7our suggestions for improving the old constitution. Copies of the new draft constitution will be available at the meeting. Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. Please come.
--by order of Christopher P. Bolle, Polity Attorney and Ex officio Chairman of the Constitutional Revisionism Committee
SPORI'S by Bryce Jacobsen
Well, it's all over now. The Druids, a teaa with a rather undistinguished record in the last 7 or 8 years, finally got their act together. They won the yearly title, beating out tpe Spartans by 151 to 135. After football and soccer they were dead last ••• but things picked up considerably in the.winter, when they almost won basketball. and did win volleyball. Still, the Spartans started the Spriiig with a solid lead.
But the Druids (after dr-0pping out of the marathon!) came on to win the track meet, and the fitness test, and softball. This was more than enough to take the title.
So Mr. Kolman and Company go out on a winning note ••• after some frustrating years. Nice going, chaps.
Softball Druids-6, Spartans-3 Until this game, the Spartans still had a mathematical chance. But not thereafter.
Spartans-14, Hustlers-3
Drmids-17, Waves-9 Until this game, the waves still had a chance for the softball title. But not now.
Hustlers-19, Spartans-10
Softball All-Stars Did you notice who won the MVP award? If not, take notice ••• it was Mr. Guaspari! Yes, dear readers, one of our youngest (and best conditioned) tutors received the mobt votes. How about that!
Lately, the Seniors have not been doing too well against the faculty in our annual game on Graduation Weekend. And this year, Mr. Guaspari will be playing for us. Seniors, I say to you, you are in big trouble.
Women's Track Meet It was pointed out to me by a nymph (Miss Mandy) that nothing had been mentioned in THE COLLEGIAN about the astonishing nymph triumph in the track meet. We now correct that grievous omission.
What was astonishing was that the Nymphs won all the first ten events (everything except the mile relay, where they came in second).
Miss Slowinski. took the 440, 880, and mile. Miss Williams won the softball throw, discus, high jump, and shot put. And Miss Mandy (herself) trium~hed in the 100, 200, and long jump.
Never in the annals of St. John's trdckdom has there ever been such a lopsided triumph.
Good show, Nymphs.
Prediction department Watch out for the Hustlers next year. (Ed. note: With the Hustlers, it's always "Next year". )
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STUDEN'r ARr SHOW
Now in the St. John's Gallery
Everything below is exhibited:
Sculpture Oil paintings Water color Charcoal sketches Pencil drawings Gra~hics
Batik Scratch board etching Color crayon pastels Photogra}Jhy
Open through May 10~ - Come again!
"Everything For The Smoker ..
56 Maryland Avenue Annapolla, Marytand 21401
Francis Kell9f Phone: 263-2066
Bait: 2$-6642
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The long war over you escaped punishment because like all good politicians: you knew the right people. Even z·eus <>wed you a favor• Like all gods he was inept, try as he might he could not create a decent man. You were granted the responsibility of trying your hand. You held an ace, or maybe it was the Joker. Clay, even with the pride of the lion~ the cleverness of the fox and the bravery of the bull is still clay. Against orders you gave them desire and Zeus was furiousl' Enraged he hurled you to the highest peak of Caucasus, chained there, where an eagle would feed on your liver. Y ou were asked to repent but like your creations found it hard to forgive injustice •. Time was on your side. You knew what History has proven, eventhough time has seen your coals grow JCbld---t he"dnly myth is irnortality. ::;:vep the gods grow old.
--Paul Hartel
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MUSIC LIBRARY CALLAIN
All scores and records must be returned by ~sday !lay 8. Class copies should be brought in for call-in and special arrangements made with the music librarian for class copies still needed in class.
--submitted by the music library (all by itself!)
The Office of College Relations wishes to 'express its appreciation to all of the College Community and its many helpers for making the Fourth Parents Weekend a Success. Our thanks to you all.
The Maryland Ballet Company will perform here on May 12th. Tickets will be available in the Bookstore. The Ballet Company will feature the fa.m::>us Sylvester Campbell in his much acclaimed "Prelude". Matiness time 2:00 Get your tickets now to avoid disappointment.
If you wish to usher for this event(see the performance free) please contact Miss Miller, extension 77 between 10 - 4 on Tuesday, May 8th.
From the Placement Office:
SUMMER JOBS - WASHINGTON AREA
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We. ~~ and, $t{t' ,__, el(,3-0377 (,3(,- 51~
A publications service needs someone for the following kinds of work -typing~ p:oof:eading, paste-up, page make-up and technical art. Experience for ~h7s J~b is not necessary, however the salary will range according to
· qualifications. The range will be $3.50-$5.00 per hour. This business is located in the College Park Shopping Center. Se~ me for further details.
The manager of the East-Potomac Golf Course will need someone to do hard, healthy outdoor work caring for the grounds. This job will pay approximately $3.50 per hour.
Marianne Braun Director of Placement
Bambi kills hiS mother .iJ• 12
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Oedi11us kills his father P• 13
*** Everybody else kills the rest P• 15
You're not taking any of this seriously, are you?
Next Week:
The Same
THE COLLEJUN
I have recently heard that a Presidential. Search Committee has been formed. This is really alarming to a bleating heart liabler like uqself. I don't understand how such a small college could lose its President. I realize Dr. Weigle does a lot of traveling, so I can see where it might be possible to miss him for a few days; but to lose the man all together! That seems very careless.
Imagine the consequences of this. Allow me to explain the obvious: !-'eople will say, "Oh, that artsyfartsy little College can't even keep track: of its President.. What a bunch of nit-wits!" Haverford will really talk it up -- they've always hated us.
And what about the personal side of this affair? I bet ol' Mrs. Weigle is taking it pretty bard. Has anyone talked to her? Heck, maybe she knows where he is -- did he go to Santa Fe? Is he in China? I mean, has anyone really looked for him? I saw him just the other day. Or maybe that was John Burke •••
The point is this: I remember when everycm-e thought -::Jaul McCartney was dead. Boy, vas that stupid! I nope we aren't making the same mistake~
5-4' full (4J:lyone with information about Dr. Weigl.e's ~ut-s $hould call the Presidential Search Committee hotline, which is 728 - 3362, that's S-A-V-E D-0-C)
·rne Oresteia: Alison .Athey (the carpet), Ken John Lippman (off stage screaas), Patti l'fogalea
(libations), rge personal
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cjJ;l,l.i.J~~'"CSseat covers), Carolyn Allen (fury Jeff
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crowd scenes), Mark Fuller (bloo , Margaret Schwecke (a spot light).
Idea~~: Mark Wielga 1 Jim White, Sean Ball
lk tail.a: SeaJl Bltll
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.4 PLACEMllfT BULI.ErIN
Scholarships: The Datson Scholarship ~rovides I 20,000 and a wife to any St. John student who J.iromises to "cre~te ~orld peace! . solve one major world problem, and be very nice. The qualifications include a 4.3 GPA, an ability to be incredibly sincere, and a high tolerance for alcohol.
The Rhoda Scholarship provides a small apartment in New York to a student interested in window dressing. Applicants should have a slight athletic background and should have seen a lot of Mary Tyler Moore shows.
The Johnny Harris Eternal And Paradoxical Endowment provides money for a likeable student to take half the normal course load, then half that amount of classes, then half again ••••
Jobs: Any senior interested in getting a job after graduating ~ould hear this: HA! HA! HA! HA!
-Marrying Brawn
HEH FEBBY! PAIDBACKYELLOWSPURNEDOUTNESS
Any February freshman who has not yet contributed to the Febby-Townie Cocktail Party (to be held at "Pete's Placett) should do so soon!
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ART GALLERY REVIEW
It was not one of the best openings the Art Gallery has had. First, the wine was almost gone when I got there. Second, I really abhorred the punch. And, as Fred Bore (art critic) put it, "the crakers and cheese stink."
However, some of the works in the gallery were well reflected by the onion dip. Then again, some were best.captured by the nuts. Personally, I found that I most enjoyed the oil paintings after I had smeared some peanut butter on them; but, of course, it's all relative. I mean, some of the stuff is better than some of the other stuff, but that's art, y'know?
Red Sox
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One student asked me, "How do lectures t 1 - . . +)-- + relate the program?" I o d h:i.rn c,.1a,,
hiB was a very question and that he should keep to lecture until he could find an answer. That student is now a tutor at St. John's unfortunate~
, he never gees to lecture. If you have any que::otionsi
come see me. door J_s and my fireplace is alw ys lit. haps W8 could read some French poems togethei;r; here 1 s a nice one:
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Thank you. I will save you a seat,
Sincerely yours,
Edward G. Sparrow Dean
Nations of Central America" or "How I Summer Vacation 11 Given Mr. Raditsa
Mr. Raditsa, who has taught at St. John s College ever since he got here, Will give a charming talk on the above subject(s). Once you have heard this lecture you will never be able to say you haven't.
Fellow Students, Are YOU the one who has be ~e&vi,
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be able to up the john?
WELL, WELL, let me tell you a fact or two. We are RUNNING OUT o:f EVERYTHING. Soon there will be nothing left. EVEN LESS.
leaving those on. In fact, don't even use them. What's wrong with a shot in the dark? Bathrooms are gross places anyway
So get in the SAVING SPIRIT; you all know I'm full of it.
Tom Pulmonary Students for a Lavatory Society (SLS)
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D.C. MlNUTES
D.C. MEET ING WITH THE ADMINISTRATION
present: Coss, Sparrow
The students ~rotested the five fires that have gutted Paca-Caroll in the post week, despite the improvement in the dorm 1 s srnelL The Administration responded with a plan to harness the energy that might be gained from future fires •
Students on 4lli floor Ea0t Pinkney that "gang of hoodlums" said one highranking Administration official -- are warned that they should stop shattering the cardboard that has been placed in their windows.
The Rifle Club's JJlan<:; to "liven up the Waltz parties" were voted down.
WOMANLY SPORTS by Stuff
Softball: Amazons - 157, D.C. -
This game, which began on Thursday, has yet to get out of the first inning. T~e D.C. 's started with just a pitcher and a left-fielder, so the going has been pretty tough. The left-fielder abandoned the game late Saturday night, which left only Barbara "Babs" Leonard at the mound.
l interviewed Babs as four run0 were scoring. .::>he said, "Where the dickens is the rest of my team?!" Sur~rizing person, that Babs.
In order to SJJeed up the game, we are considering suspending the rules. Until then, hang in there D.C.!
Play-of-the-Week: ;Katrina popped the body caught it.
On Tuesday, Carol ball up, and some-
D.C. MINUTES
Pres(id)ent: Coss
Meeting apened with a long silence. Then the President opened his mail and read to himself.
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Four committees were formed: The Student Sub-Life Committee, The Student Plant Life Committee, The Student Committee to Find Out What the Photography Committee is Doing, and The Committee to Re-elect the President.
A St. John's Un-Eidetic Activities Committee was discussed. The purpose of the Committee would be rid the campus of non-program activities. By a vote of 8-3-2-6, the matter was turned over to the Rifle Club.
Mr. Coss ex~reosed concern about the steep hill leading to the lower field on Back Campus. Mr. Coss is afraid somebody trying to catch a long fly ball may fall down the hill. However, since this is a grading problem, it was turned over to the S.C.I.
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