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Election Day: Historic races already set a voting recordBy Andrew BahlTHE DAILY CARDINAL

More than 289,000 absentee ballots have already been submit-ted in advance of the potentially historic Nov. 4 midterm elections, according to numbers released by the Government Accountability Board Monday.

“We have easily surpassed all absentee voting for the 2012 recall,” GAB director Kevin J. Kennedy said in a press release, noting that the absentee ballots represent 11 percent of the projected 2.5 million Wisconsin voters.

The projected turnout of 2.5 million voters—56.5 percent of the state population—would rep-resent a record for a November gubernatorial election.

The gubernatorial election could have historic implications for the

state, as incumbent Republican Gov. Scott Walker squares off against Democratic challenger Mary Burke.

If elected, Burke, a former Trek Bicycle executive, would become the first female governor in Wisconsin history. Walker has a seven—point lead over Burke in the most recent Marquette University Law School poll.

The state attorney general race is closer, as Republican Brad Schimel holds a four point lead over Democrat Susan Happ in the most recent Marquette poll. With 14 per-cent of voters undecided, the race to replace current Attorney General J.B Van Hollen is up for grabs.

Three open state senate seats make Wisconsin one of the few states in the country to have a sen-

City’s 2015 budget could bring more music to Madison

By Scott Bembenek THE DAILY CARDINAL

The UW-Madison Faculty Senate heard a presentation from the Associated Students of Madison University Affairs Committee Monday regarding how it can aid the committee’s campaign for text-book affordability.

University Affairs present-ers focused on what Faculty Senate members and their departments could do to aid the textbook buying process, especially when it comes to providing students with infor-mation on the necessary books for their courses.

The main focus was to ask

Senate members to speak with their departments about provid-ing students with a list of neces-sary class materials at least two to three weeks prior to the start of instruction. ASM presenters proposed this would allow stu-dents ample time to find the best prices on materials, wait for shipping and exchange books with other students.

In addition, the present-ers noted the University Book Store pays students an average of about $34 for adopted text-books, as opposed to about $13 for books that are not officially

Faculty Senate hears proposal to increase textbook affordability

By Patricia JohnsonTHE DAILY CARDINAL

The city of Madison will come alive with music next year after Board of Estimates members voted unanimously to recommend amendments to the 2015 execu-tive operating budget Monday that provide funding for citywide

events such as the Revelry and Make Music Madison festivals.

The budget amendments include providing $5,000 for Revelry Music and Arts Festival, offering $20,000 to Make Music Madison and $25,000 for Madison Songwriting Conference and Festival.

UW-Madison students attended the meeting to speak on funding for Revelry, a festi-val previously funded solely by donations and entering its third year of running.

Sarah Bergman, president of the Wisconsin Union, said fes-tival administrators relied on

donations from different univer-sity establishments including the Office of the Chancellor and Dean of Students Office.

“The only way we’re going to continue to have this festival is if we look toward more sustainable

UWPD reports high BAC levels, citations Saturday

The UW-Madison Police Department reported several cases of extreme intoxication during Halloween weekend.

UWPD issued 29 citations for underage alcohol consump-tion or possession, and police transported 13 students to detoxification facilities.

Due to the Tellurian Detoxification Center reaching capacity early Saturday evening, police also took some students to other area hospitals.

A 19-year-old student had a pre-liminary blood alcohol content of .32, according to the police report. UWPD found him stumbling inside Gordon Commons after running into a closed door Sunday shortly after midnight.

The student reportedly dis-played slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and presented three different answers when asked for his birth-date. Police then took him to detox and issued a citation.

The cost of detox can vary, but is typically around $530 and often not covered by insurance. The fine for underage possession or consump-tion of alcohol is $263.50.

While UWPD did not offi-cially partner with the Madison Police Department, the MPD will release their arrest and citation numbers Wednesday.

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How is everyone responding to the annual gravity savings?

A s we all know, the annual gravity sav-ings came into effect

over the weekend. All over the world, people are adjust-ing to the remarkably dif-ferent way of life that comes with a significant change in the force that holds us all to Earth. Right here in Madison, things have been completely turned upside down by this odd natural phenomenon.

With the departure of standard gravity for the next six months, there are many aspects of Madison life that will be made more difficult. Obviously, walking to class is a much more daunting task with the ever-present risk of floating off into oblivion always making going outside a risk. Relatively few fresh-man students attempted walk-ing to classes Monday without using the city-provided safety ropes, which were installed late Saturday. Only 12 missing persons were reported; this is the lowest number since records began being taken 14 gravity cycles ago.

Some scientists say this year’s full inversion—an occurrence that only happens twice per century—could slow the economy in ways we nor-mally don’t see with gravity savings. One report released by the National Committee of Natural Sciences said “... all holiday travel will be brought to a halt unless we can devel-op cars that can actually drive upside down … It’s time we recognize this phenomenon as a part of our world and react accordingly.”

Many partiers and con-cert-goers in attendance dur-ing the aftermath of Freak Fest this weekend were caught off guard by the sud-den shift in planetary phys-ics, which occurred at exact-ly 2 a.m. Sunday. Over 200 people were instantly oblit-erated. Their body parts and insides provided some macabre decoration for State Street storefronts. This was of course all cleaned up in time for the annual gravity savings parade. The award for “Best Float” this year went to UW-Madison sophomore Emily Redding, who man-aged to skitch a ride behind a Boeing 747.

While nobody really knows why gravity savings happens (I personally blame Obama), some people consider this ultimate proof that God does in fact exist. However, God says they “... have no idea why this shit happens. And furthermore, it makes about as much sense that Obama is

causing this as myself.”For any of you Madisonians

looking for some unique activities to do specifically during gravity savings, here are a few ideas:

Go windsurfing above Lake Mendota

Without the full level of gravity, it becomes much easier to learn how to windsurf. It’s sort of like floating through a vacuum—that is, until you are inevitably crushed by one of the many dark matter patches that show up during this time of year.

Get drunk without the hangover

What you discover when you are of-age is that hang-overs during gravity savings are nowhere near as bad as those you get with standard gravity. Experts think this might be due to a lowered sense of “I” and decision-making ability.

Travel to the moonThis is without doubt the

best time of year to make the voyage to the lunar surface.

Sans inherent resistance, mak-ing the trek up to the moon is much easier and affordable.

Get a raiseGravity savings is proven to

be the best time to ask your boss for more money. This is likely due to the communal sense of doom that convinces most peo-ple the end of the world is right around the coroner.

Andy HoLsTeendefinitely someone

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Board of Regents President Emeritus Michael Spector passed away from complications with cancer Friday at the age of 74, according to UW System spokesperson Heather LaRoi.

Spector is described as an “inspirational and energetic leader” and someone who was “committed to his work as a Regent,” the UW System news release said.

He finished his undergradu-ate education at UW-Madison and went on to Harvard Law School, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

After graduation from Harvard, he spent most of his life as a lawyer in Milwaukee working for educational ref-ormation in Wisconsin before retiring in 2002.

He started his life-long public service when he was 28 years old after getting elected to the Shorewood School Board.

The Journal Sentinel also said outside of his busy work schedule he was dedicated to his family, and in his free time he enjoyed pursuing his hobby of photography.

Remembering aformer Board of Regents President

Annual campus Diversity Forum to take place next week

UW-Madison’s annual diversity forum will be held next Monday and Tuesday, according to a university press release.

“Pulse 2014: Diversity’s Evolving Paradigm and Practical Approaches” will “take an unflinching look at the rapidly changing dynam-ics involving culture, race, society, and economics,” Patrick Sims, chief diversity officer and interim vice pro-vost, said in the release.

In addition to lectures by speakers Rebecca Ryan and Pete Aranda, first-day events will include a faculty panel discussing the current state of civil rights, as well as a town hall meeting with local law enforcement offi-cials. Monday’s events will take place in the Memorial Union’s Shannon Hall, according to the release.

The second day of the forum, taking place in the Wisconsin Historical Society auditorium, will fea-ture Marcia Anderson, the first-ever black woman to become a major general in the U.S. Army Reserve.

Events will take place from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. each day.

ate that could change party hands. While Republicans currently hold the senate, competitive races in three districts give Democrats a small chance to control the upper house.

The three districts that could change party hands are the 9th Senate District where Republican Devin LeMahieu faces Democrat Martha Laning, the 17th Senate District between state Rep. Howard Marklein, R-Spring

Green, and Democrat Pat Bomhack and former state Rep. Roger Roth, R-Appleton, and state Rep. Penny Bernard Schaber, D-Appleton, fac-ing off in the 19th Senate District.

Polls are open Nov. 4 between 7 a.m. and 8 p.m.; those who are in

line at 8 p.m. will be able to vote. Those who are not registered to vote can do so at the polls by providing proof of residence and either a valid Wisconsin driver’s license or the last four digits of their Social Security number.

adopted, but may be used the next semester.

Citing the 27,804 books bought back last semester, University Affairs members proposed the measure could save students large amounts of money.

In addition to hearing from ASM committee mem-bers, the Faculty Senate also passed a measure discussed in a previous meeting regarding hostile and intim-idating behavior between faculty members.

University Committee Chair Jo Ellen Fair present-ed a final version of the mea-sure, which provides faculty with a way to document instances of intimidating behavior from other faculty members that could affect their reputation or work within the university.

Fair said the proposal “carefully safeguards free speech and the high value we put on academic freedom.”

Faculty Senate members also voted to remove specific language from the univer-sity’s Diversity Framework that was passed in May and used words such as “con-troversial” to discuss the “concept of diversity and its implementation.”

The removed wording also mentioned discussing “the pros and cons of the concept and its implementa-tion.” Faculty Senate mem-bers voiced concern over this wording, saying it could come across as insensitive toward diversity on campus.

The Faculty Senate will hold its next meeting Dec. 1.

sources and we’re looking towards the city for this year,” Bergman said.

Former Revelry director and UW junior Josh Levin said the event has “grown hugely” in popularity since its onset in 2013. Festival attendees nearly doubled from approximately 3,000 the first year to more than 6,000 last spring, according to Levin.

The city has enjoyed a safer end to the spring semester with Revelry since arrests during the celebration

on Mifflin Street decreased signifi-cantly and costs for the Madison Police Department decreased

from approximately $200,000 to $94,000, according to Levin.

“I think that as more and more students support [Revelry], this is a standalone event that has some real merit to it,” MPD Chief Michael Koval said. “I’ve seen their numbers increasing over the years so I think that’s beneficial.”

Koval credited a smaller atten-dance to this year’s Mifflin Street celebration and better manage-ment of resources for city events for the decrease in overtime MPD officers spend on the field.

Board of Estimates members also expressed support for Make Music Madison taking place next summer for the third year in a row.

“Next year we hope to continue and tell the community we’re not just bringing the music but help-ing the city building community,” Michael Rothschild, the festival director, said.

The amendments are part of a $283 million budget that the City Council will vote to approve dur-ing their next meeting, according to Ald. Mike Verveer, District 4.

SSFC cuts intern funding for F.H. King 2015-’16 budget

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SSFC Rep. Jessica Franco-Morales said funding activitiesdone for academic credit goes against UW System policy.

CARDINAL FILE PHOTOFormer Board of Regents President and Milwaukee lawyerMichael Spector passed away Friday at the age of 74.

By Dana KampaTHE DAILY CARDINAL

Following extensive debate concerning funding for credit-producing programs, the Student Services Finance Committee approved F.H. King’s 2015-’16 budget Monday but cut funding for an internship program that members said violated policy.

F.H. King is a group of students who promote sustainable agricul-ture and the establishment of a relationship between land, food and community, according to the group’s website.

SSFC members, including Rep. Todd Garon, argued for F.H. King, saying the students are not joining just for the credits and must seek out credit options themselves. Rep. Jessica Franco-Morales said cutting the funding would only hurt students who are not getting credits.

However, SSFC members, including Vice Chair Thuy Pham and Secretary Brett DuCharme, said using student funding to pay for internships for which students can earn credits defeats the pur-pose of having segregated fees.

Assistant Director of Financial Services Rich Sterkowitz clarified that academic departments could abuse credit-generating programs by directing students toward the program rather than a class.

“All of a sudden, F.H. King is becoming a semi-department,” Sterkowitz said. “It’s a very thin

line you are walking.”Franco-Morales said one her

biggest concerns with F.H. King’s budget was the possible violation of F50, a UW System policy deter-mining principles for administer-ing student funds.

“I know we’ve been really strict with other groups on F50, and all groups should be held account-able,” Franco-Morales said. “It’s clearly credit-producing.”

SSFC ultimately decided the funding violated its policy of providing student funding to academic credit-producing activities. Removing the $400, SSFC unanimously granted a budget of $70,484.31.

Campus Women’s Center rep-resentative and SSFC member Erin Harper presented CWC’s proposed budget of $82,265.70 for fiscal year 2016. Most funding went toward safe-sex supplies, a resource library, informational materials, child care, peer support, workshops and public speakers.

CWC’s mission is to confront gendered oppression by providing a variety of support services for all students, according to its website.

SSFC will determine CWC’s budget allocation Thursday.

Members also voted on wheth-er to remove Reps. Sam Domach and Dylan Fiedler for lack of attendance. Both representatives cited academic reasons for miss-ing meetings. SSFC voted to keep them on staff.

Michael Rothschilddirector

Make Music Madison

“Next year we hope to con-tinue and tell the commu-nity we’re not just bringing the music but helping the city building community.”

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L ast Friday, Michael Alsbury, a pilot flying a test run for a Virgin

Galactic spaceship, lost his life when the spaceship crashed on its California test site. In addi-tion to the tragedy of Alsbury’s death, this crash could also be an early deathblow to the fledgling space tourism indus-try. Virigin Galactic has been one of the top contributors to advancing the front of space tourism. While the company and founder, Richard Branson will have some difficult lessons to learn concerning the failed crash, some of which may involve listening to advisers who told them the ship was not ready for testing, perhaps we can all learn a lesson from the unfullfiled hype that the crash has imposed upon those who were excited for the potential of space tourism.

The lesson is that perhaps when there are so many prob-lems in the world —domestical-ly, nationally, and internation-ally—the type of money being used for things like space tourism should be spent on spurring innovation to solve problems, rather than distract people from them. A grand-er example of this that also happens to be space-centered occured in the summer of 1969, when the United States made Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin the first men to land on the moon. I am recalling this event because at the time of that space launch America was still suffering from racial

inequality issues,—despite this, we still spent $23 billion in our pursuit to have a man walk on the moon.

I am all for human achieve-ment and think it is incred-ible that a man landed on the moon. However, there is also a line that should not be crossed which results in an achieve-ment that goes too far and ends up distracting people from real-world problems. Problems like racial inequality, pay inequality or gender inequality are exam-ples America deals with all of these to this day.

Moreover, I believe it is ridicu-lous that such large sums of money are more or less squandered on developing enterprises like space travel, when initiatives trying to solve problems in areas such as education, housing development or climate change seem to continu-ously be cash strapped.

Since I am a freshman in college, I hesitate to tell CEOs such as Richard Branson how to spend the enormous sums of money they have earned or inherited over the years.

Instead, I would like to implore those who do not already to at least consider funding initiatives which actually seek to counter the world’s problems, so that everyone is affect-ed positively,—not just themselves, their stockholders and those who will actually be able to afford things like space travel.

Henry is a fresman opinion col-umnist for The Daily Cardinal. Do you agree with his assessment of funding space tourism? Are there any points he may have overlooked? Please send all feedback to opin-ion@dailycardinal.com.

Space tourism proves one giant leap too far Henry Solotaroff-WebberOpinion Columnist

T oday is the last day to vote in the 2014 midterm elections. Polls are open from 7 a.m. to

8 p.m. across the state. This election is the culmination of all the political ads you’ve been inundated with over the past months and those awkward Facebook debates with your freshman year roommate’s weird Uncle Jeffrey that went on far too long without a semblance of a hope of changing any-one’s mind.

If recent trends hold, we will see around a 38 percent voter turnout for this election nationwide. This is truly pathetic. I’m not sure if we just get lazy or we need four years to recover from the hangover of voting, but for a country which is seen as the number one purveyor of democracy world-wide, we sure do a poor job of getting that point across.

The 2008 presidential election saw a 57 percent voter turnout, the high-est in four decades. Yet just two years later, that number plummeted by over 20 percent. What is it about voting that is so difficult?

I won’t accept the tired trope that “my vote doesn’t even matter anyway” because the arithmetic proves you wrong. If the 63 percent of eligible voters who did not cast a ballot in 2010 had voted together, they could have elected anyone to be governor or senator of their state, including here in Wisconsin. Think about it: With enough support, we could have had Bucky Badger as our as our gov-ernor or U.S. senator. While I know these are not viable choices, at least we could hold him accountable in the fall for his pushups, if nothing else. The point is, your vote carries weight.

You pay for the outcome of this election whether you vote or not. Why not at least have a say where you want your money spent? Want a stronger public education system? There’s a candidate for you. Want to explore the possibility of extracting oil from Wisconsin’s tar sands? There’s a candidate for you. Want legislation

providing equal pay for equal work? There is a candidate for you. Vote for your interests and ensure that your tax dollars are going where you think they ought to go.

Cullen is a senior majoring in history and political science. What has your experi-

ence with voting been? Do you agree with Cullen’s viewpoint on voting? Please send all feedback to opinion@dailycardinal.com.

Cullen VoSSOpinion Editor

I won’t accept the tired trope that “my vote doesn’t even matter

anyway” because the arithmetic proves you wrong.

Vote for your interests and ensure that your tax dollars are

going where you think they ought to go.

Since I am a freshman in college, I hesitate to

tell Ceos such as richard branson how to spend the enormous sums of money they have earned or inher-

ited over the years.

In addition to the tragedy of alsbury’s death, this

crash could also be an early deathblow to the fledgling space tourism industry.

Follow us on Twitter @dailycardinal to get the most up to date election coverage.

If the 63 percent of eligible voters who did not cast a bal-lot in 2010 had voted together, they could have elected anyone to be governor or senator of their state, including here in

Wisconsin.

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Bo Burnham talks comedy and zombiesBy Maham HasanThe Daily CarDiNal

The era in which Bo Burnham was reigning over YouTube and Vine with comedic brilliance and scathing (yet joyfully crude) social commentary with “Words, Words, Words” was an era that unfortu-nately completely bypassed me.

It was therefore the summer of this very year when, after a night of over-imbibing Ben & Jerry’s and indulging in—how shall I put this delicately, the ingredients to make minds fly, which may or may not have happened—a friend of mine introduced me to Bo Burnham’s “What.” I thought he was crude, inappropriate, hilarious and out-rageous; in short, I was in awe of his creative powers and absolutely in love.

Bo Burnham’s show in Madison, organized and put together by the Wisconsin Union Theater Oct. 30 was one of the highlights of my year. But what truly inspired within me a high like no other was actually conversing with the man with all the words.

Burnham kicked off the night by diving straight into a satirical musical ode to “Straight White Men” and belting out the burdens they must bear by always being superior to women, the gay com-munity and everyone else imagin-able. This was appropriately fol-lowed by “Men & Women,” which had some pretty epic one-liners but was anything but appropriate. One of my favorites of the night was a parody of country music, in which Burnham crooned a litany of country music cliches in a velvety voice you wouldn’t think he was capable of produc-ing. The UW crowd screamed along with some of his old pieces, including, “Repeat Stuff,” “Art Is Dead,” “From God’s Perspective” and others.

Although the show ended with everyone on their feet and a pretty spectacular encore, for me the big moment was still ahead. I was able to catch up with Burnham for only a few minutes in his dressing room, where he was finishing up a giant cheese pizza before he hit the road, but it was enough time for us to become best friends—true story.

When inquired about where he found the desire to make peo-ple laugh, Burnham said: “I like performing and I think I like to entertain people. Or I like to put on a show, more than it being nec-essarily funny. I naturally gravi-tate towards comedy but my first instinct and the thing I get most excited about is the show moment, where usually the climax isn’t a big laugh.

“I did theater all my life,” he added, “and then I started doing comedy on the side in high school before it took off. But since my real passion was the theater, I wasn’t too sure about the comedy thing. I didn’t know if stand-up was going to be fulfilling for me but then I saw a lot of other European and Australian comedians that were doing really theatrical stuff and I was like, oh wow so I can do all this in comedy. The only rule is that I have to get up on stage and be funny so there’s no reason I can’t get up on it then.”

I probed Burnham on if he’d ever dabble in Broadway then, since theater was so important for him. But he believes that won’t ever happen, since he doesn’t have the voice or the ear for it. To him, he’s only talented enough to be a comedian.

I did disagree with Burnham there, but I also let him know that I’ve been told that I’m tone deaf. He was appropriately sympathetic to my plight and we obviously shared a moment then but no big deal.

I asked Burnham how much of a hermit he truly is, since a lot of his work alludes to him being very reserved and introverted.

“I feel like I’m a pretty shy per-son in general or its more the fact that I’m so not the guy on stage. I definitely identify as an introvert because I never have a need to get on stage, my passion is with the writing. The point is that if I’m at a party, I don’t wanna be the center

of attention. But maybe if I didn’t have this outlet, I’d be crazy in my real life.”

I still hadn’t asked Burnham a very important question, one that could possibly make or break him. Therefore, I gave him the crazy eyes and pounced on him with the following: “A zombie apocalypse hits right now outside and you hear your manager being torn to shreds. What do you do?”

Although I was less than impressed with Bo’s wide-eyed suggestion of, “We have pizza here, we could just lock the door and eat pizza. And I could wear my Wisconsin Badgers T-shirt while Googling which religion I should convert to immediately. I’m not gonna try to run. I’m slow and flat footed,” I decided to forgive him when he just suggested clinging to me instead for his survival, since we’re cool like that.

I’ve had time to browse through Burnham’s debut into writing and publishing a poetry book and wanted to know where the name, “Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive On Ideas Alone” came from.

“Chance, my friend and the artist for the book, sent me a por-trait of what he wanted to be the cover. As long as it wasn’t a glossy picture of me—like all comedians and actors do with their books—I was fine with that since that’d be the death of everything! He sent me a sketch of my head with an egg on it that was titled ‘You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone,’ because you need drawings and visuals. He was only insulting me but I saw it and loved it. It’s a title where people can fill it in with whatever they think it means.”

I already knew The Beatles and Radiohead were particular inspirations of Burnham, but were

there more?“Its hard to say ‘inspire’

because they’re such musical geniuses and I really don’t know how much I can be inspired by them. The Beatles had a bunch of screaming 16-year-old fans and they turned out some of the most progressive art of their time. How Radiohead and they believed that you can really challenge yourself to make an album something dif-ferent is what I try to do; to make every show different and not just to refine the same thing.

“I’m listening to John Grant these days, not well known, but he was the lead singer for The Czars. But I’m obsessed with him these days since he’s quite the poet. Also, the last concert I saw was Tenacious D’s and they were fuck-ing awesome.”

I threw Burnham for a loop when I asked him, “If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?” Boy, did he have an answer that was completely bonkers.

“Well you failed but you suc-ceeded at failing. But I think you failed. You succeeded at failing but thats not succeeding. That’s a very small subset of succeeding but you have failed completely. It’s a good conundrum like succeeding or the succession is almost small-er? I don’t know. If you turn the lights off, they stay off, so does your mother hate you?”

Burnham believed that in a perfect world, people would communicate just like we did. A place where everyone would interview each other all the time and use index cards because sometimes he doesn’t make any sense. But in my opinion, that’s precisely what sets him apart. And that’s truly why he has one of the most creative minds I’ve ever had the giddy excitement of interacting with.

By Michael FrettThe Daily CarDiNal

As someone regularly head-phones-deep in the critical music world, it’s easy to lose sight of how honestly fun music can be. You obsess over the ins and outs of an album: how visceral its song-writing might be, how raw its tones are, how perfectly refined

its production is, how relatable an album’s struggles are and so on. In all of this, pure joy seems bogged down by process.

Deerhoof seemed to take issue with this. In fact, La Isla Bonita, their latest record, is a glorious mess determined to make a party of a chaotic world. A playful little gem in the music critic’s worn pan, La Isla Bonita sees the San Francisco punks joyously dance around sporadic instrumentals and festive phrase turnings (if you love “freedom of speech,” just wait until you try “speech of freedom!”).

Nothing derails their fun, either. Not even the burning struggle of the Ramones-inspired “Exit Only.” Even with “too

many choice to order breakfast,” Deerhoof still sounds excited to be at that breakfast table. Throughout La Isla Bonita, they venerate the “girls who play the bass guitar” with broken melo-dy and dissonant guitar creaks (“Paradise Girls”), and pop “Tiny Bubbles” at an islander’s high-noon showdown while turning the concept of “Doom” into a beachside shuffle.

On their trip to La Isla Bonita, Deerhoof spikes their album for an extra kick; new sounds mold into their eccentric brand of rock to spice up the already schizoid punk rock. Whether it’s the pulsating waltz of “Big House Waltz” that drones through the back half in what

might be the album’s most ironi-cally melodic moments, or the grinding woodblocks of “Tiny Bubbles,” La Isla Bonita erupts with a party of unconventional sounds for already less-than-conventional songs.

Interestingly enough, Deerhoof sends off their latest record with a more conventional noise rock

outro; the droning feedback of “Oh Bummer,” merged with sing-er Satomi Matsuzaki’s exuberant cries, sends off La Isla Bonita’s bubbling moments with a rela-tively humble finale.

Yet, that tide of noise rock fad-ing into the surrounding musi-cal seas still feels as uplifting as La Isla Bonita’s more animated moments. Its Edge-gone-awry guitars and forceful grooves still strike the listener as just as excited as the album’s upbeat introduction, and declare that Deerhoof is a band that, even in its most serious moments, still knows how to sneak in some pure, lighthearted fun.

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Nothing derails theirfun, either.

Bo Burnham, internet comedy sensation, brought a bevy of side-splitting comedy to Madison, both on and off the stage.

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Joel Cummins discusses Umphrey’s McGee’s historyBy Brian WeidyThe Daily CarDiNal

From their humble begin-nings as students at Notre Dame University in South Bend, Indiana, Umphrey’s McGee has built up an ardent fan base thanks to their remarkable musicianship, ability to change genres on a dime and unparalleled work ethic, play-ing more than 100 tour shows a year since 2001.

I got a chance to speak to Joel Cummins, keyboardist for the band, about how Umphrey’s McGee got to where they are today, as the group are scheduled to play their 2,000th career per-formance as the second of a pair of sold-out shows at the Orpheum Theater here in Madison.

Though the band sold out two nights at the 2,000-capac-ity Orpheum, the band hasn’t always played to massive crowds in Madison.

“The first show we did in Madison was at a place called the Mango Grill,” Cummins said. “It probably closed within a year or two of when we actually played there. But I’ll never forget, the front of house console there was installed into like an old Pac-Man video game. So Kevin [Browning, the band’s former front of house and sound engineer] looked like he was just screwing around, throwing quarters into a machine all night.”

Early in the band’s career, they learned that for success to come, they would need to hit the road hard. Beyond that, not only did they need to go to places not typically at the top of one’s mind, but they had to keep going.

“I think one of the things that we learned early on was that there are no shortcuts,” Cummins said. “The first time that you make the effort to go all the way out to Salt Lake City, Utah. Well, you made the effort once but that means you need to go back again.”

By the time the band got to the 21st century, things began look-ing up, but then a curveball was thrown in the mix.

“There was certainly a point in probably 2001 or 2002 that I thought, ‘OK, yeah, this is

going great,’” Cummins said. “Everybody is getting along, our numbers are going in the right direction in a lot of the newer markets that we’re play-ing and then you know Mike [Mirro, the original drummer of the band] decided to leave the band and that kind of all took us by surprise.”

The band would quickly bounce back (replacing Mirro with Kris Myers), but that didn’t prevent them from seeing an off night or two.

“And you know, that was a lit-tle bit of a confidence breaker and all throughout, and even until about 2007 or 2008 where we would have a show here or there where we would end up play-ing to about 200 or 250 people,” Cummins said. “It would always feel like we would have these two steps forward, one step back sort of thing going on.”

When a band has logged as many miles on the road as Umphrey’s McGee has, they are bound to experience some unbelievable meals, such as their now-annual trip to Matsuhisa, a sushi restaurant owned by the owner of the Belly Up in Aspen, Colorado. But along the way, there have been some interesting dining experiences.

One place that sticks out to Cummins is a Mexican res-taurant about 20 minutes from the border in Van Horn, Texas, called Chuy’s. While the food was nothing to write home about, the ambience made it one of the most memorable places they’ve been to on the road. With Van Horn being one of the only places to stop between Austin and the West Coast, the band

found good company in previous restaurant patrons.

“The funniest thing about this is that they had this huge mural of Jesus looking over the restaurant and then there’s John Madden in his cruiser there,” Cummins said. “We’re like, ‘God, this is so random, we’re in this crappy little town in Texas and they’ve got this John Madden mural over here.’”

With the advent of websites like Yelp and TripAdvisor, the band no longer needs to rely on their former method of finding a place to eat.

“We used to show up at a venue,” Cummins said. “Someone would ask ‘where are we going to eat?’ and Ryan [Stasik, the bass-ist] used to say, ‘I’m just going to go up to the fattest dude around. He knows where to eat.’”

When Umphrey’s played Madison for the first time in 1999, they opened the show with “Bob,” a song off the band’s debut Greatest Hits Volume III, a cleverly titled album. While some of the more devoted fans frequently yell out or request the song, don’t expect to hear it in Madison.

“Yeah, we’ve retired that one,” Cummins said. “We’ve had a little fun teasing it here and there, but yeah, it’s not a good song and when you’ve got 180 different choices in the catalog that you could do, we tend to try and go with those. For the 40 or 50 people for whom ‘Bob’ might be enjoyable, there are 1,900 other people who are going to be looking at us like, ‘What the fuck is this?’”

For those who are disappoint-ed they won’t be hearing “Bob” this weekend, or any time in the

near future, Cummins provided some better insight into why they it will be staying on the shelf.

“Let’s just be honest, if it were a better song, we would still be playing it,” Cummins said. “There are plenty of songs that we’re still occasionally playing that we wrote in 1998. So I think we’ve got that time period covered.”

For a band on the road as much as Umphrey’s McGee is, one might think they may not really need to practice. However, the band actually has a set of practice gear backstage where they can work through things after they soundcheck.

“We have practice gear that we set up backstage so that way our rehearsal is not just restricted to soundcheck time, which has been really valu-able,” Cummins said. “That’s something we actually saw String Cheese [Incident] do when we did the Big Summer Classic tour in 2005 and it kind of blew our minds.”

While the two bands toured together in 2005, Umphrey’s found out just who The String Cheese Incident were when both bands were booked on the same night during their second ever trip to Madison when they played the Angelic Brewing Company in 2000.

“We probably had 50 or 60 people paying and we’re thinking, ‘Where is everybody?’” Cummins said. “And they were like, ‘Oh yeah, there’s actually a big show at this place called River’s Edge tonight. We were really surprised that you wanted to play here this night, there’s this band called String Cheese Incident [that] is playing for like thousands of peo-ple up there.’”

When it comes to gearing up for a tour and a show with such an extensive catalog of both originals and covers (which range from AC/DC to ZZ Top with some Daft Punk, Tool and even Snoop Dogg thrown in for good measure), the band has a set routine.

“When we get back together, we’ll just try to play for a few hours,” Cummins said. “Get back in tune with each other’s musi-cal tendencies and address each show day by day and our pro-cess is just trying to pick songs the day of the show and looking back and making sure we’re not repeating too many things.”

With these shows being numbers 35 and 36 in Madison (and their first since February 2013), the sold-out crowds at the Orpheum are eagerly anticipat-ing the return of Umphrey’s McGee, whose history here is so extensive that they were given a key to the city.

“We’re stoked to be doing our 2,000th show back in Madison,” Cummins said. “Obviously a place with so much history for us.”

Umphrey’s McGee will be play-ing the Orpheum Theater Nov. 7 and 8 at 7:30 p.m. with Dopapod opening Nov. 7 and The Revivalists opening Nov. 8.

Joel Cummins, keyboardist for Umphrey’s McGee since their inception in 1997, is very excitedthat the band has chosen to play their 2000th landmark live show at the Orpheum Theater.

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Fall sports near end of regular seasonby Jacob Hamsthe daily cardinalFootball

Coming off a shutout win against Rutgers, No. 25 Wisconsin (3-1 Big Ten, 6-2 overall) will take on Purdue (1-4, 3-6) in another road game Nov. 8. Head coach Gary Andersen is looking for-ward to the challenge.

“Offensively they will be aggressive, stack the box, and plan on playing a physical brand of football,” Andersen said. “We’ll go on the road again and [be] excited about it.”

Andersen views the Boilermakers’ offense as a unit that could cause some problems for the defense.

“There is a lot of defenses in this league that I’ve learned to truly respect,” Andersen said. “One of those would be Minnesota and the other would definitely be Michigan State … Purdue played well offensively against both those teams.”

With the defense ranked No. 1 in the nation in total yards allowed, there are many ques-tions about how the defense is able to do so well.

“Anytime a coach is successful he’s got some good players with him that buy into his system, and the beliefs of what the defense is trying it get done as a whole,”

Andersen said.He was also asked about the

injury concerns of Alex Erickson and Melvin Gordon coming out of last week’s game.

“I don’t know the time frame on Alex, honestly. I just expect him to play,” Andersen said. “If we were going to play a game tonight at 6 p.m., Melvin would be full steam ahead ready to go with no problems.”

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After another good week with wins over Purdue and Indiana, Wisconsin (11-1 Big Ten, 20-2 overall) was able to extend its consecutive sets-won streak to 25 and its overall match win streak to 11. Head coach Kelly Sheffield had mixed feelings about the two games during the week.

“One of our better efforts of the season at their place. The entire team played really well,” Sheffield said about the Purdue game. “Few nights later at Indiana, I’m not sure we had quite the same effort.”

The Badgers will be playing Michigan next, who has a star player in Abby Cole. Sheffield was asked about having to see her twice in the next 10 days.

“She is legit, and she’s grown a lot. She is a big time competi-tor,” Sheffield said. “When you get a

player that everybody knows where it’s going, and they’re still perform-ing at a high level that’s pretty cool.”

Sheffield was asked if it is hard to make improvements when the team has won 25 straight sets. “You know, the Indiana match, we had a lot of things. We just didn’t play really well,” Sheffield said. “They’re spending a lot of time and finding our weaknesses and you can tell that. You try to stay one step ahead. That’s kind of what we’re doing.”

men’s hockeyAfter four straight losses, the

Badgers (0-4-0 overall) look to get their first win of the season this weekend against the No. 2 team in the nation, North Dakota. Head coach Mike Eaves has had two weeks to get his team ready for this weekend.

“The weeks have been good,” Eaves said. “It’s been a grind. There’s been a lot of battles. I know they’re anxious to play against somebody else at this point.”

Eaves was asked about the lack of scoring from the team and how the young guys have handled that.

“Who was going to pick it up, and up to this point we haven’t found that answer,” Eaves said. “One thing that probably not a lot of people know is that Adam Rockwood had a goal and two

assists, multiple-point person and was a freshman.”

The rivalry between North Dakota and Wisconsin was brought up in a question to Eaves.

“Well, I think it’s important to keep them on the schedule,” he said. “We want to stay in contact because I think they’re always going to be an elite program and you want to test yourselves against that.”

Eaves also had to answer a question about the situation at goaltender. Senior Joel Rumpel has started three games and allowed eight goals, while senior Landon Peterson also started a game and allowed one goal.

“I think if you talk to Joel Rumpel, I think he would be dis-appointed,” Eaves said. “I think that if you talked to Petey, it’s been standard Petey.”

wil gibb/cardinal file photoMelvin Gordon is fully healthy after an injury scare Saturday.