troy script

by Neil Richards Music Workshop

Heroes of Troy

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Heroes Of Troy Cast ListCast Not In Order Of Appearance Old SOldier . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TheNarrator

YOung SOldier . . . . . . . . . . . . . AGreekSoldier

GreeksKing MenelauS . . . . . . . . . . . . . AGreekKing

Helen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WifeToMenelaus

agaMeMnOn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BrotherOfMenelaus,CommanderOfTheGreekArmy

acHilleS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hero

OdYSSeuS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hero

PenelOPe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WifeOfOdysseus

PalaMedeS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GreekOfficer

MeSSenger

Officer 1

Officer 2

BOY

BriSiuS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AServantGirl

ajax . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hero

VariOuS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Soldiers,Courtiers,Guards,Ladies-In-Waiting,Food-Tasters,Dancers,SoldiersFamilies

TrojansKing PriaM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TrojanKing

HecuBa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TrojanQueen

PariS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SonOfPriamAndHecuba

caSSandra . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ParissSister

HectOr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hero(ParissBrother)

trOjan SOldier 1

trOjan SOldier 2

VariOuS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Soldiers,Courtiers,Servants,SoldiersFamilies

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Scene 1: The Fields of TroyDarkness. A lone figure centre stage the Old Soldier lit by a single spot.

OLD SOLDIER TheTrojanWar.Youveallheardofit,ofcourse.ThefamousHeroesAchilles,Odysseus,Hector. ThewomaneveryonewasfightingoverthebeautifulHelen.ThecannytrickthatwonitintheendtheTrojanHorse.Butwhatwasthewarreallyabout?Andwhatwasitreallylike?Well,letmetellyou.BecauseIshouldknow.IwasthereonthefieldsofTroy,allthoseyearsago

The Old Soldiers light out. Darkness, but now the sound of marching drums and feet

SONG 1: DESTRUCTION

Lights up as from every part of the space, the whole cast as Greeks, Trojans and Heroes converge on the centre. Brandishing spears and swords, jeering, singing, fierce, warlike they wheel around each other, every soldier sizing up his/her opponent. Finally, climactically, as the song reaches its last line the two sides lock horns in slow-mo, blades thrust in attack, bodies twisted in combat as they FREEZE on the line

SONG: All ThE TROOpS IN ThE hOUSE GO fREEzE!

In the frozen tableau, all the key cast can clearly be seen. Only one figure is moving the Old Soldier who steps out of the centre of the action and walks around it inspecting the frozen fighters. Each time he mentions a character or a group, they wave, smile, bow, swagger of joke as appropriate to the audience.

OLD SOLDIER (Carrying a clipboard which he ticks off.)Welcometothefirstsecondofthefirstminuteofthefirstbattleofawar

whichwentonfortenyears!Rightnoweverybodysstillalive.Notadropofbloodhasbeenspilt.Sowhodowehavehere?OnmylefttheGreeks.KeyplayersKingMenelaus,theirleader.HereAgamemnon,hisbrotherandtopgeneral.GettingstuckindowntherePalamedes,animportantofficer.OnmyrightTheTrojans.TheirkingPriam.HiswifeHecuba.TheirdaughterCassandraand son Paris. Hes thefellathatstartedallthis.AndhereParissgirlfriendHelen.WhosGreek.AndactuallymarriedtooldMenelausoverthere.Yougettingasenseofwhatmightbethebigproblemhere?Hmm,Ihopeso.Whataboutthesefellasinthespecialoutfits?WelltheyretheHeroes.Halfman,halfGod.Topdogsintheancientworld.FortheGreeksAchilles.AndOdysseus.FortheTrojansPriamsothersonHector.Andthatsthelot.Oh,Inearlyforgot.

He reaches into the heart of the frozen tableau and drags a young soldier out by the ear.

YOUNG SOLDIER Owwww!!!!

OLD SOLDIER Meetmefortyyearsago.Stillwetbehindtheears.AboysoldierinthecourtofKingMenelaus.Andreadyforadventure.

Old Soldier kicks Young Soldier back into his battle position.

OLD SOLDIER Bitofdisciplineneverharmedme.Sohowdidthis(Continued) allbeginthen?Well,likeallwarsitstartedover

somethingsmallthatgotoutofhand.Thisonestartedoverbreakfast

The battle unwinds in slo-mo, cast exiting, revealing

ACT 1


Scene 2: The Court of King MenelausA table centre, piled with breakfast. Various guards, ladies in waiting, servants, food-tasters. A servant holds cards GREECE. COURT OF KING MENELAUS. TWO YEARS EARLIER. (Old Soldier sits stage right watching throughout the play.) At the table, old King Menelaus reads the Ancient Greek Times. Young Helen, bored, plays with her food

KING MENELAUS Iseeolivesaregoingup.

HELEN Thatsgood.

KING MENELAUS ButTaramasalatasdown.

HELEN Thatsashame.

KING MENELAUS Weatherforecastslookingbetter.

HELEN Sunny?

KING MENELAUS Hopeso.Gotanythingplannedfortoday?

HELEN Dontknow.Bitofshoppingperhaps.

KING MENELAUS Myprettyqueenmustlookherbest!

A fanfare sounds. Young Soldier enters.

YOUNG SOLDIER Yourmajesty!ATrojanshiphaslanded.Theirprinceseeksanaudience.

KING MENELAUS Butofcourse!Sendhimin!(To Helen)DontwanttogetonthewrongsideoftheTrojans.DoalotofbusinesswiththeTrojans.

Young Soldier exits, and returns with Paris and his Bodyguards.

YOUNG SOLDIER YourmajestyIpresent Paris, PrinceofTroy!

Paris sinks to his knees, kisses Menelauss ring.

KING MENELAUS Yes,yes

PARIS (to King Menelaus)Myshipwasblownoffcourse.Ithankyouforgivingusshelter.

KING MENELAUS GreeceandTroyareoldfriends,myboy.Youarewelcomehere.Nowletmeintroducemywife,Helen

For the first time Helen and Paris see each other. Time stops. They stare open-mouthed. The room freezes and Paris speaks to the audience:

PARIS Itsher!Thewomanofmydreams!WhenIwasyoungthegodstoldmeIwouldmarrythemostbeautifulwomanintheworld.Andheresheis.Troubleisshesalreadymarried!WhatshallIdo?!

The room unfreezes, and Paris plays nonchalant. He kneels to Helen and kisses her ring.

PARIS (Continued) Yourmajesty.

The king, oblivious to anything going on between them, puts his arm round Paris.

KING MENELAUS Dontoftengetroyalvisitorsyouknow.Stayaslongasyoulike,Paris.Wellhavefun!

PARIS Brilliant!Funsmymiddlename!

The King leads Paris off, followed by Young Soldier and Bodyguards. Old Soldier steps forward.

OLD SOLDIER Wellfuniswhattheyhad.

As he speaks the King, Paris, Young Soldier and Bodyguards criss cross the stage, laughing, joking, carrying tennis rackets, then golf clubs, then a football, goggles and snorkel and towels etc etc Helen watches longingly and when Menelaus isnt watching, Pariss gaze lingers on Helen: its clear theyre in love.

OLD SOLDIER Theygotonlikeahouseonfire.Dayswentby.Weeks.(Continued) Awholemonth.ParisandMenelauswerelikeold

friends.Until

A Messenger enters, bows to the King.


MESSENGER Yourhighness.

He hands Menelaus a note.

KING MENELAUS Dearohdear.Acrisis,inAthens.Ishallhavetogo,cantavoidit.

PARIS That is a shame.

Paris looks at Helen and Helen looks at Paris. Menelaus doesnt notice.

PARIS (Continued) Howlongwillyoubegone?

KING MENELAUS Twoweeks.Threeatthemost.Helenwilllookafteryouwontyoumydear?

HELEN Yesmyking,Ishall.

KING MENELAUS Wontbeasmuchfunasbeingwithme,ehParis?

PARIS (Looking at Helen.)Ohno.Wontbe thesameat all.

Helen and Paris watch the King exit with his courtiers. And now they stare at each other Pariss bodyguards exit, Helens ladies exit, Young Soldier exits but then sneaks back to watch from behind a pillar.

PARIS (Continued) Helen.

HELEN Paris.

PARIS TheressomethingIneedtosaytoyou

HELEN Oh!

PARIS Somethingthatcantbesaidjustinwords

As the guitar intro starts, the backing vocalists/band/dancers slip onto stage and suddenly theres a mike in Pariss hand

SONG 2: IS IT lOVE?

Paris and Helen sing the ballad to each other, sharing with chorus. When it finishes theyre staring dreamily into each others eyes.

PARIS (Continued) Ithinkitis,isntit?

HELEN Yes.Itis.

PARIS ComewithmetoTroy.Livewithmethere.Bemywife.

HELEN WhataboutKingMenelaus?

PARIS Itsmeyoureallyloveisntit?

He takes her hand and the two exit dreamily, watched by Young Soldier and Old Soldier.

OLD SOLDIER TheyheadedstraightfortheTrojanboatandsailedawaytoTroy.AndthatwasthelastweImeusyouknowwhatImeansawofthem.Forquitesometime

Lights up. King Menelaus returns to a full court mime under the narration:

OLD SOLDIER TheKingreturnedwithbagsofpresentsfromAthens.(Continued) Igotthejoboftellinghimthenews.Atfirsthewas

stunned.Thenhegotangry.Thenhegotviolent.Thenhethoughtforawhile.Thenhecameupwithasolution

The King addresses his court:

KING MENELAUS IknowwhatImgoingtodo.Imgoingtoraiseanarmy,sailtoTroyandgetHelenback.Parisisgoingtopayforthis.ThewholeofTroyisgoingtopayforthis.BecausethismeansWAR!!!YES!WAR!!!WAR!!!

The whole court joins in the chant:

ALL WAR!WAR!WAR!WAR!

Still chanting and shouting, they exit.

OLD SOLDIER Sothatshowitstarted.Aboyandagirlmakingeyesateachother.Letthatbeawarningtoyou!!!


Scene 3: The Camp at AulisTents, soldiers training, marching, drilling excited and busy preparations for war. Young Soldier is part of the drills. As he marches he holds up a card: THE GREEK ARMY CAMP, THREE MONTHS LATER. Agamemnon is with other OFFICERS looking at maps and plans over lunch.

OLD SOLDIER KingMenelausdidnthangabout.LuckilyhisbrotherAgamemnonwasatopgeneralandhesoonhadamassiveGreekarmyallsortedandreadytogo.

Enter Menelaus.

KING MENELAUS Readyforwar,Agamemnon?

AGAMEMNON Fightingfitandhungryforaction,brother.Onlyoneproblem

KING MENELAUS Problem?

OFFICER 1 Withrespect,yourmajesty,theressomethingmissing.

KING MENELAUS Missing?!

OFFICER 2 Yes,sir.Missing.

OFFICER 1 Wedonthaveany

OFFICER 2 Wereabitlighton

KING MENELAUS Comeon!Spititout!

Palamedes, their superior officer joins the group.

KING MENELAUS Palamedesyourmencomplaintheressomething(Continued) missinginourpreparation.

PALAMEDES Thereissir.Heroes.

KING MENELAUS What?!

OFFICER 1 & 2 Wedonthaveanyheroessir!

OFFICER 1 Inthearmy.

OFFICER 2 Onourside.

KING MENELAUS Ah.Isee.

AGAMEMNON Cantgotowarwithoutheroes,brother.

KING MENELAUS No,ofcourse.

AGAMEMNON Cantwinabattlewithoutheroes.

KING MENELAUS Verytrue.Sowhydontwehaveany?

PALAMEDES Averygoodquestion,sir.

OFFICER 1 WesentamessagetoOdysseus.

KING MENELAUS Oh,goodchoice.Odysseushesatophero.

PALAMEDES Buthehasntturnedup.

KING MENELAUS No?Thatsodd.

OFFICER 2 AndwewentlookingforAchilles

KING MENELAUS Oh,Achilles.Verygoodchoice.Oneofthebestheroes,withoutadoubt.

PALAMEDES Butitseemshesgonemissing.

KING MENELAUS Missing?Thatsevenodder.

AGAMEMNON Idontunderstandit.Hereweare,armyallhottotrotandthetwomostfamousheroesinGreecejustuppedanddisappeared.

KING MENELAUS Notforlong!GetsomementogetherAgamemnonandfindmemyheroes!Wevegotawartowin!

AGAMEMNON YouheardhimPalamedes!Getmesomeheroes!

All action, Palamedes and his officers hurry off left to do their duty The King and Agamemnon exit right.


Scene 4: Odysseuss FarmQueen Penelope with her baby and various COURTIERS. Old Soldier narrates.

OLD SOLDIER Awordaboutheroes.Iveseenmyshareofheroes.Imanoldman.ButbackthenIwasstarry-eyed.Icouldntwaittomeetone.AndIgotmychancewhenweallwentlookingforOdysseusandAchillesFirststoptheOdysseushousehold.

Enter Palamedes and his two men, with Young Soldier.

PALAMEDES QueenPenelope!WecomefromKingMenelaus,seekingOdysseus.

PENELOPE Ohreally?WellwereallseekingOdysseus.

PALAMEDES Ishelost,maam?

PENELOPE Losttotheworld.Look!

In the distance (in and out of the audience?) Odysseus is behind an ox ploughing his fields, scattering salt.

PALAMEDES Odysseustheheroploughing!

PENELOPE Oh,thatstheleastofit.Doyouseewhathesplanting?

OFFICER 1 Itlookslike

OFFICER 2 Salt!

PALAMEDES Isheill, maam?

OFFICER 1 NotthewordIduse

PALAMEDES Quietsoldier!

PENELOPE Well,letsjustsayhesfeltbetter.

As Odysseus approaches Palamedes steps towards him.

PALAMEDES Sir!Odysseus!IcomefromKingMenelaus,requestingyoutojoinhisarmytofightforjusticeagainsttheTrojans.

ODYSSEUS Dumdeedum.Dumdeedumdeedum.Dumdiddlydo.

Steering nonchalantly, Odysseus heads round again.

PENELOPE See?Heslostit.Certainlynotfitenoughtogoofffightingawar.

OFFICER 1 Certainlylookslikeit.

OFFICER 2 Itsnoteasybeingahero,Isuppose.

PALAMEDES Hmm.

PENELOPE WhydontyouheadbacktoKingMenelaus.AndifOdysseusgetsbetter,Illletyouknow.

PALAMEDES Hmm.

Odysseus passes by again.


Palamedes scratches his head. Then has an idea.

PALAMEDES Yourmajestypassmethebaby,please.

She does uncertain Palamedes takes the baby and places it in the path of Odysseuss plough.

PENELOPE Whatareyoudoing?!Mybaby!

PALAMEDES Soldiers

He nods to the two officers who hold back Penelope. Odysseus and his plough get closer and closer to the baby. Surely its going to be run over!


PENELOPE Odysseus!Youmuststop!!Stop!!


Odysseus gets closerand closerand then at the last minute pulls the ox away. Penelope rushes to get the baby.

ODYSSEUS (to PALAMEDES)Nowthatwasameantrick.Notfairatall.

PALAMEDES Onetrickdeservesanothersir.

ODYSSEUS Hmmph.

PALAMEDES Itakeityourequitefittogotowar?

ODYSSEUS Completely.Justbadtiming.Newbaby.Didntfeellikechargingoffbeingheroic.

PALAMEDES Itspartofthejob,sir.

ODYSSEUS Thanksforremindingme.

He puts his arm around Penelope.

PENELOPE Wenearlygotawaywithit,didntwe?

ODYSSEUS Nearly.(To PALAMEDES)Illgetmyarmour andwedbestbeonourway

They exit. Enter Old Soldier.

OLD SOLDIER Evenheroestrytogetoutoffighting.NextstopwasSkyroswhereAchillestheherohadbeensighted.


Scene 5: The Island of SkyrosLights up to reveal Achilles and his girl cousins dancing at a party. Achilles has a rather bad disguise over his armour and he looks mightily unhappy.

OLD SOLDIER AchillesmotherknewthelegendthatAchilleswouldbekilledinbattle.WhenhewasababyshedippedhimintheriverStyxtomakehimimmortal.Butyoucanneverbetoocareful.Soshedhiddenhimawaywithhisgirlcousins.Palamedesandtheladstrackedhimdown

Palamedes talks with a servant girl, then he and the officers and Young Soldier force their way into the party. Palamedes finds the music player and turns it off. Silence. Slowly he circles the girls (and Achilles whos in a dress with long hair disguise), suspicious Achilles tries his best to look girlish.

OLD SOLDIER HeknewthatAchilleswasabornwarrior.Andthathe(Continued) wouldneverignoreadrawnsword.Therestwaseasy

Palamedes suddenly draws his sword and Achilles reacts like lightning, throwing off his dress and pulling his own sword out and launching himself at Palamedes.

ACHILLES Dog!Youdrawyourswordongirls?!!

He hurls Palamedes to the ground and scares off the other officers with a wild stroke.

PALAMEDES Achilles!Sir!Please!!IamherefromKingMenelausrequestingyourpresenceinourgreatarmyboundtofighttheTrojans

ACHILLES Aha!Isee!Theoldswordtrick!Veryclever,veryneat!

He pulls Palamedes up and brushes him off.

ACHILLES Whattookyousolong?Iamsooooboredwith(Continued) dancing.Bringmemyarmourandletsgetoutofhere!

TheysaytheresawarcomingandIdontwanttomissit!

Palamedes and the girls help Achilles into his armour, and as he breaks into song, they act as chorus:

SONG 3: ThE WONDER Of WAR

Arm in arm Achilles and Palamedes leave the party.

OLD SOLDIER Andsowehadourarmyandourheroes.Wewereready.ButwhatofParisandHelenandthepeopleofTroy?Weretheyready?Wedidntknow,ofcourse.Butthatdoesntstopyoubeingaflyonthewall,doesit?


Scene 6: The Trojan PalaceA card: THE TROJAN PALACE. King Priam and Queen Hecuba lounge on cushions. Around them a relaxed court chats, gossips, nibbles, in small groups. Hector shows off some fighting moves to some adoring Trojan ladies. Helen and Paris play chess still a couple in love. The calm before the storm

PARIS Check!

HELEN HmmNonotquite

PARIS YouretoocleverformeHelen!

QUEEN HECUBA IdowishHectorwouldputthatswordaway.Hesgoingtohurtsomebody.

PRIAM Theboysconvincedtheresgoingtobeawar.

QUEEN HECUBA Sillyrumours.

PRIAM Forgiveandforget.ThatswhatMenelausshoulddo.Helenmadeherchoice.

QUEEN HECUBA Andtherightchoiceitwas.WhowouldntwanttobemarriedtoourdarlingParis?

PRIAM Exactly.Anyway,MenelauswouldbeafooltotryandattackTroy.

Hector joins them.

HECTOR Justlethimtry.

PRIAM ThatsthespiritHector.

HECTOR Thewallsaretwentyfootthick.Wevegotfoodandwatertolastforyears.

QUEEN HECUBA Thebravestarmyintheworld.

PRIAM Andthebravestsonsafathercouldwishfor.IsntthatrightParis?

PARIS Hmm,sorryfather?Ohyes.MeandHectorunstoppable.

Enter Cassandra. As she speaks the whole court quietens to listen to her terrifying words

CASSANDRA Unstoppable?No.Youshallbestopped.Youshalldie,asallhereshalldieintheFieldsofTroy.Allbutme.TheGreekswillcomeandlaywastetousintheirsearchforrevenge.

QUEEN HECUBA Cassandra,mydeardaughter.Thistalkissodepressing!

CASSANDRA Hearmyprophecy.ThewallsofTroywillfall.

Silence.

PARIS Wellmaybetheywill.ButpleaseIimploretheGodsletmebeatHelenatthisgamejustonce!!!

PRIAM ThatsthespiritParis!AwaywithyouCassandraweallknowtheresnotgoingtobeawar!

Cassandra exits slowly left, all eyes on her, Priams court anxious in spite of Priams confidence.


Scene 7: The Camp at AulisStage right, lights up on the Greek generals and Heroes its a cold night in Aulis and they wear blankets over. Enter Agamemnon, Achilles, Odysseus, Old Soldier and Young Soldier quietly to sit by a campfire.

OLD SOLDIER Backatthecampwewereallreadytogo.Boatstrimmed,weaponsloaded,soldiersfitandstrong.

AGAMEMNON Thistimetomorrowweshallbeonourway.

ACHILLES Lookatthat.

AGAMEMNON Ahundredthousandmen.Athousandships.

ACHILLES TheTrojanswontknowwhathitthem.

ODYSSEUS Iwonderwhattheyredoingrightnow

AGAMEMNON Doyouthinktheyknow?

ODYSSEUS Thewholeofcivilisationknowsthatwariscoming.

ACHILLES AwartheTrojansaskedfor.

AGAMEMNON Willyousleep?

ODYSSEUS Nobodywillsleeptonight.

ACHILLES Ishallsleep.Ishalldreamofglory.

ODYSSEUS Thereisnoharminglory.ButIshallpraytoothatthewarissoonover.

Agamemnon rises to go.

AGAMEMNON Wellgoodnighttoyouboth.Weriseatdawn.

Dream-like the Trojan court and the Heroes and soldiers of Camp Aulis now join together to sing:

SONG 4: ThE fOOlISh AND ThE BRAVE

As the song finishes, the stage empties, each side shuffling sadly off to sleep before the nightmare of war begins

END ACT 1


Scene 1: The Fields of TroyReprise of Act 1 Scene 1: Darkness, but now the sound of marching drums and feet

OLD SOLDIER TwodaysandtwonightstheGreekarmysailedtowardstheCityofTroy.Weknewourcausewasright.Webelievedthewarwouldbeoverquickly.WethoughtwedsurprisetheTrojans.Wehitthebeachatdawnandtheenemywaswaiting

SONG 5: DESTRUCTION

Lights up as from every part of the space, the whole cast as Greeks, Trojans, Heroes, converge on the centre. Brandishing spears and swords, jeering, singing, fierce, warlike they wheel around each other, every soldier sizing up his/her opponent. Finally, climactically, as the song reaches its last line the two sides lock horns in slow-mo, blades thrust in attack, bodies twisted in combat as they FREEZE on the line

SONG: All ThE TROOpS IN ThE hOUSE GO fREEzE!

But now they freeze only for a split second then issue war-cries and hurl themselves upon each other. The stage is filled with battling soldiers. From the high walls of Troy, Helen, Hecuba, Cassandra, Priam and the Trojan court look down upon the fury.

The battle rages on, splitting into cameos, night and day, ebbing and flowing

OLD SOLDIER Thebattleragedforadayandanight.Thenaweekandamonthuntil theTrojans retreated to Troy,pulledupthedrawbridgeandleftuspowerlessoutsidethegreatwalls.Allwecoulddowaslaysiegetothecity.

Further tableaux illustrate:

OLD SOLDIER Wedidwhatanysensiblearmydoes.Wemadeourselves(Continued) athomeandduginforthelonghaul.

Carpenters, builders, criss-cross with timber and tools, hammering, measuring

OLD SOLDIER Builtbarracks.Defences.Weapons.Docks.Walls.(Continued) Ayearwentby.Thentwo.

A wave of Trojans attacks, withdraws.

OLD SOLDIER TheTrojanscameouteverynowandthenandwe(Continued) foughtthem.Thentheywentback.Anotheryearortwo

wentby.Wewentoffandattackedthenearestcityanddestroyedit.

A blur of groups fighting, attacking, throwing spears, pushing a siege engine, lines of prisoners, soldiers marching, marching

OLD SOLDIER Wefoundanotheranddestroyedthattoo.Moreyears(Continued) wentby.Morefighting.Sometimesitseemedwe

werewinning.SometimesitseemedtheTrojanswerewinning.

The battle flows back and forth silently in the background

OLD SOLDIER Intheend,thefightinglastedfortenyears.Tenyears!(Continued) Itsnotsurprisingthatpeoplebegantogetabitfedup

withthewholething.

Stretchers appear with sick soldiers.

ACT 2


OLD SOLDIER Firsttheplaguebrokeout.(Continued)

Then scuffles break out between the Greek soldiers.

OLD SOLDIER Andthentheargumentsstarted.Theworstonewas(Continued) betweenAgamemnonandAchilles.

Enter Achilles, his servant Brisius and Agamemnon.

AGAMEMNON Ah,Achilles.

ACHILLES Yes?

AGAMEMNON Ivegotafavourtoaskyou.

ACHILLES Ohyes?

AGAMEMNON YourservanthereBrisius.

ACHILLES Shesverygood.Istoleherfromaprincewholivesupthecoast.

AGAMEMNON Really?Wellwecoulddowithherhelpatourplace.

ACHILLES What?

AGAMEMNON Sohandherover,wouldyou?

ACHILLES What?!

AGAMEMNON Ihadtogetridofmybestservanttopleasethegodssotheydstopthisplague.

ACHILLES Butsurelyyouhaveplentyofservants.

AGAMEMNON Theyregood.ButnotasgoodasBrisius.

ACHILLES Well,youcanthaveher.

AGAMEMNON OhyesIcan!IminchargeroundhereandwhatIsaygoes.Guards!

Two guards step forward and take Brisius.

ACHILLES Youcantdothat!

AGAMEMNON Ijustdid.

ACHILLES Thatsnotfair!

AGAMEMNON Nothingsfairinloveorwar.

ACHILLES Well,youcanfightyourwaronyourown.BecauseImoff.

AGAMEMNON Hmph.SeeifIcare.Weredoingfinewithoutyou.

Achilles exits, sulking. Agamemnon exits gleefully with his stolen servant.

OLD SOLDIER Isntitfunnyhowlittleargumentscanhavebigeffects?NosoonerhadwelostoneofourHeroesbacktohistent,thanthewholewartookadifferentturn.Youllhavetopayattentionnowbecauseitgetsabitcomplicated

Enter Hector.

OLD SOLDIER FirstHectorcomesout.(Continued)

HECTOR (PROCLAIMING) WethepeopleofTroychallengetheGreekarmy.Onesoldierfromeachsideinmortalcombat.Letusendthiswarforgood.Thewinnertakesall!

Enter on one side the key Greeks on the other the key Trojans.

AGAMEMNON Weacceptyourchallenge!WhofightsforTroy?!

Enter Paris.

OLD SOLDIER ThenParisswaggersontothefieldofbattle

HELEN (CALLING) GoParis!

PARIS Whowillfightme?Mantoman?


The Greek soldiers mutter and argue.

GREEK SOLDIERS Wheresourheroes?Whosthebestfighter?Whowantstodoit?WheresAchilles?WhataboutOdysseus?Agamemnonmustchoose!

OLD SOLDIER ThenwhoshouldstepforwardbutKingMenelaushimself!

King Menelaus enters.

KING MENELAUS I,Menelaus,shallfightyou,Paris- yousnivellingtraitor!

The Trojans laugh. But Helen is dismayed.

HELEN (CALLING) No!Please,Menelaus!Pariswillkillyou!

KING MENELAUS Shouldhavethoughtofthatbeforeyouranoffwithhim

HELEN Ididntmeantocausetrouble.Iwasbewitchedbythegods!

GREEK SOLDIERS Ohyes!Likelystory!Pulltheotherone!

PARIS ComeonMenelausletbattledecide!

As the crowds on either side roar them on, the duel commences spear to spear, sword on sword. Old Soldier steps forward as the action slow-mos behind. Characters step up to play out the narration in slow-mo. As the body count rises they lie down in order on the stage

OLD SOLDIER ParisisstrongbutMenelausiswily.Thefightgoesthiswayandthat.OneminuteitseemsParismustwin.ThenextitssurelyMenelauswhowillsurvive.Helendoesntknowwhotosupport.FinallyParismakesamistakehisswordgoesflying.Menelausclosesforthekillhis

swordfliesdownAndParisjustdisappears!Intothinair!

KING MENELAUS Whathappened?!!Whereishe?!!

AGAMEMNON Hedisappeared!

GREEK SOLDIERS Thatsnotfair!Thatscheating!

TROJAN Ohnoitisnt!SOLDIERS

PRIAM Thegodshavedecided.Thisistheirdoing.Victoryisours.

KING MENELAUS Novictoryisours!

OLD SOLDIER Thecrowdgoescrazy.TheGreeksaresuretheyvewon.TheTrojansthinktheyhave.Course,theresnoproperrulesforafightlikethis.MenelausraiseshisarmshighandthenasneakyTrojanfiresanarrowstraightathim.Thekinggoesdown,wounded.Hisguardscarryhimfromthefield.Behindhimthetwoarmiesgomad.Thetruceiswellandtrulyover.

The armies clash again.

OLD SOLDIER NowAgamemnonandOdysseushurlthemselvesinto(Continued) battle.AjaxanotherGreekherowehadinreserve

joinsthem.ParispopsupfromnowhereturnsoutthegodswereresponsibleforthedisappearingtrickandHectorleapsintoprotecthimfromtheGreeks.Prettymucheverybodyonoursidegetswoundedandweallretreat.ItlookslikewerebeatenbutoutofnowhereAchillesburstsontothefield.HismatePetroclushasbeenkilledsonowitspersonal.TheTrojansretreatintothecitybutHectorstaysoutsideandgoesheadtoheadwithAchilles.Itsanawesomefight.ButeventuallyHectorstumbles,makesamistakeandpaystheprice.Achillesisthevictor.


Hector falls to the ground. The Greek army carries Achilles around on their shoulders a true hero. He poses charmingly as if for photos in front of his cheering fans, then grabs a mike and launches into:

SONG 3: ThE WONDER Of WAR REpRISE

As he sings he moves amongst the crowd, acknowledging their praise like a rock icon

MUSIC DOWN

Old Soldier steps forward, as Achilles continues to sing and pose.

OLD SOLDIER Tous,Achilleswasastaratthetopofhisgame.Butthe(Continued) joydoesntlastforlongParis fires anarrowwhichhits

ourHeroontheheel

Achilles stops mid-song. MUSIC ENDS abruptly.

ACHILLES Paris,youfool.DontyourealiseImprotectedbythewatersofthesacredRiverStyx?Youcantkillme.

He struts on:

ACHILLES ImthechampionoftheGreeks,Imtheonetheyll(Continued) neverbeat

He falters stumbles then falls down dead.

ACHILLES Oh!(Continued)

OLD SOLDIER TurnsoutwhenAchillesgotdippedintheriver byhismumshedidntletgoofhisheel,sothespecialwaterdidntdothefulljob.Hisheelwashisweakspot.Pariscelebratesbutagain,notforlonganarrowhitshimandhegoesdowntoo.

By now the stage must be lined with the bodies of Heroes and soldiers alike. Young Soldier walks among them

OLD SOLDIER Bynowwererunningoutoftopguysandsoarethe(Continued) Trojans.Somebodycallsanothertruceandthebattle

ends.Everyonelooksaroundthenweseewhatwehavedone.Andwhataterriblesightitis.Onethatnoneofuswilleverforget.Thousandsofsoldiersslain.Heroesgoneforever.Itsanawful,awfulthing,Icantellyou.Allwecandoissinktoourkneesandweep

The families of the soldiers move among the battlefield tending to the dead and the wounded. As they do they sing

SONG 6: lAMENT


Scene 2: The Fields of TroyYoung Soldier holds a placard ONE YEAR LATER. A set of deck-chairs by the shoreline. Agamemnon, King Menelaus, Odysseus and Palamedes all sit watching assorted kids playing on the beach. Old Soldier steps forward.

OLD SOLDIER TheresnothinglikeaGreekholiday.AndthiswasnothinglikeaGreekholiday.KingMenelausherewasgettingfedup.AndtheheroesAgamemnonandOdysseustheywerenthappy.Palamedestoo.

AGAMEMNON Thiswarsgoneontoolong.

ODYSSEUS Lookatthesekids.Someofthemwerebornhere!

KING MENELAUS Someofthemwillprobablydiehere.

ODYSSEUS Well,thatsabitgloomy!

KING MENELAUS Icantseeitending.WellnevergetintoTroy.Thewallsaretoohigh.

AGAMEMNON Thegatesaretoostrong.

ODYSSEUS Theremustbeaway

PALAMEDES Oh,thereis.Sneakinwhentheyreallasleepandopenthegates.

KING MENELAUS Ha!Easy.

AGAMEMNON Ifonly.

ODYSSEUS Ifonly

Odysseus looks at a group of kids playing with some toy animals.

ODYSSEUS You!Boy!Comehere.(Continued)

One of the boys runs over to him, clutching a little wooden horse.

ODYSSEUS Letmesee(Continued)

The boy hands it over.

ODYSSEUS Whatsthis?(Continued)

BOY Itsahorsesir.Awoodenhorse.

ODYSSEUS Wheredidyougetit?

BOY Thecarpentersir.Hemadeit.Hemakesallthetoys.

ODYSSEUS DoesheDoyoumindifIborrowthis?

BOY Spose not.

ODYSSEUS Dontworry,youllgetitback.

Odysseus takes the horse and gets up.

PALAMEDES YougoingtoplayhorsesOdysseus?

He turns before he goes

ODYSSEUS HmmI do believe I am


Scene 3: The Trojan PalaceThe war has had its effect. Everyone huddled, in ragged cloaks, tired, listless. King Priam, Hecuba together. Helen now sits alone at a window watching. Cassandra mutters in a corner. Old Soldier enters, addresses the audience:

OLD SOLDIER Strictlyspeakingofcourse,wedidntknowwhatwasgoingonupinthepalace.Butyoulotcansee

He slips off stage.

QUEEN HECUBA Howlongwillthisgoon?

PRIAM UntiltheGreekspackupandgohome,mydear.

CASSANDRA Andthatwillneverhappen.Itisforetold!

HELEN WhatwillhappentousCassandra?

CASSANDRA Troywillfall.Butyouwilllive.

PRIAM Nonsense.TheGreekarmywillneverbreakdownthesewalls.

QUEEN HECUBA AndoursoldiersarejustasbraveasdearHectorandParis

She snuffles

PRIAM There,there

CASSANDRA You are right foronce.The Greekarmy will neverbreakdownthesewalls.

QUEEN HECUBA Areyousure?

CASSANDRA Ohyes.Iknowit.

PRIAM Keepwatcheverydayatthewindow,Helen.Onedaytheywillbegone.Andweshallbefree.

Scene 4: The Fields of TroyYoung Soldier holds a placard - 6 WEEKS LATER. The Greek army is lined up to attention. Enter Agamemnon, King Menelaus and Odysseus. Agamemnon addresses them all.

AGAMEMNON SoldiersofGreece!YouhavefoughtvaliantlytosavethehonourofthegreatKingMenelaus.

They cheer.

AGAMEMNON Inafewdaystime,weshallbepackingawayeverything(Continued) hereandreturningtoGreece.

GREEK SOLDIERS WHAT?!!Surrendering?!Wewanttogohomebutnotwithoutwinning!WecanbeattheTrojans!

KING MENELAUS Soldiers!Imgladtohearthat.Wewillgohome,butwewillbeattheTrojansfirst.

Now the Greek soldiers cheer.

KING MENELAUS Odysseushasbeenworkingonaplan.Avery(Continued) cleverplan

The soldiers mutter, uncertain

KING MENELAUS Andhesgoingtoexplainittoyou.

Odysseus steps forward and holds up the toy horse.

ODYSSEUS Sometimeago,asmallboygavemethishorse.ItisthekeywhichisgoingtounlocktheCityofTroy.

More muttering from the soldiers.


ODYSSEUS Letmeexplain.ThewallsofTroyaretoohighforusto(Continued) scale.Thegatesaretoostrongforustobeatdown.Only

ifwecanopenthegatesfromtheinsidecanwebreakthedefences.Sohereswhatwearegoingtodo.Tonightwestartloadingtheboatstogohome.Allweekwewillbreakdownourbuildingshereandpackeverythingaway.

GREEK SOLDIERS No!Wewontsurrender!!

ODYSSEUS No,youreright.Wewontsurrender.ItsatricktofooltheTrojans.Wearegoingtopretendtoleave.Wearegoingtoclimbintheboatsandgo.Andwearegoingtoleavebehindthis!

He calls off stage:

ODYSSEUS Bringoutthesecretweapon!!!(Continued)

And now, pulled by ropes, comes the Trojan Horse. (Cardboard or wood, it only needs to be big enough for 2-3 people.) The Greek soldiers are baffled.

GREEK SOLDIERS Thatsnotasecretweapon!Itsahorse!HowrewegoingtobeattheTrojanswiththat?!

ODYSSEUS HavefaithsoldiersofGreece!Thisistheplan.Tonight,theGreekarmyheadsforhome.Allofus.Weabandonthecamp,getintheboatsandsailaway.Weleavenothingexceptthehorse.Tomorrowmorning,theTrojanswillcomedowntotheshore,seewevegoneandtheyllsayhowaboutthat,wewon!Warsover!Thentheylllookatthehorse,thinkitsaleavingpresentfromyourstrulyandtheyllwheelitbackintoTroyandslamthegatesshutafterit.Thenlikeanynormalarmytheyllstarttocelebrate.Andcelebrate.Andcelebrate.Probablyalldaylong.Andallnighttoo.

GREEK SOLDIERS Idontgetit.Buthowdoesitwork?!Itdoesntmakesense!

ODYSSEUS Oh.Iforgottotellyou

He taps on the side of the horse, and a trapdoor pops open. Two soldiers drop out, armed to the teeth.

ODYSSEUS WhiletheTrojansarepartying,wellpopoutofthe(Continued) horse,slipovertothegates,openthemupandletin

youlotwhovecreptuptothecitywallsinthenight.Easy.Sowhatdoyouthink?

For a second, the Greek soldiers are open-mouthed. Then they realise its going to work and they go crazy!

GREEK SOLDIERS Brilliant!!Amazing!!HoorayforOdysseus!!!Genius!!Awesome!!!

They mob him and from somewhere he gets a mike and sings

SONG 7: WOODEN hORSE

The Greek Soldiers supply the chorus and the dance moves. They all exit, singing and celebrating Old Soldier steps forward. Odysseus and Young Soldier act out the narration in silence:

OLD SOLDIER Justafewnightslater,weputtheplanintooperation.Wealldrewstrawstoseewhowouldgoinsidethehorse.Mugginsherewasoneofthewinners.SomeandOdysseus(andXothers)climbedupintothehorseandtheyshutthetrapdoortight.Thenthewholearmyhoppedintotheboatsandawaytheyrowedallreadytocomebackadaylaterandtakethecity.EverythingdependedontheTrojanswouldtheyfallforthetrick?Iftheydidntwe were donefor


Scene 5: The Fields of TroyBright sunlight. The Horse stands alone on the empty stage. Old Soldier enters, walks around it, addresses the audience:

OLD SOLDIER BelievemeitwasoneofthescariestthingsIeverdidinmylife.Thatmorning,fromwhereIwassittinginsidethehorse,Icouldseeeverything,heareverything.IcouldevensmellthesweatonthatfirstTrojansoldierthatturneduptofindoutwhatwasgoingon

A lone Trojan soldier now creeps up to the horseinspects itsniffs itprods it with his swordshrugs. Then another joins him, still suspicious. Then more soldiers. The horse is no threat they lean against it, prop their spears on it. They look into the distance no sign of the Greeks or their fleet. Curious (If Young Soldier and Odysseus are visible to the audience they will react, suppressing giggles, shushing each other, holding their breath etc.)

Finally King Priam arrives impatiently with his guards.

PRIAM Yes,yes.Whatsallthealarmabout?

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 TheGreekssir.

TROJAN SOLDIER 2 Theyvegone!

PRIAM Gone?Whatdoyoumeangone?

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 Scarpered.

TROJAN SOLDIER 2 Retreated.

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 Left.

TROJAN SOLDIER 2 Disappeared.

PRIAM Butthatsimpossible.Thatmeans

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 Ithinkitmeanswevewon,sir!

Priam is too taken aback to celebrate.

PRIAM Won?Won?Youreright.Idobelieveyoureright.Afteralltheseyears.Wevewon.Thesiegeisover.

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 Yes,sir.AndtheGreekshaveleftussomekindofgift.

TROJAN SOLDIER 2 Ahorse.Awoodenhorse.

Priam inspects the wooden horse. He ponders:

PRIAM Itsnotagift,youknow.ItsatributetoAthena.Howverycivilisedofthem.Wemusttakeittothetemple.Inthecity.

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 Yes,sir.

PRIAM Getsomeropesonitandputitinthemainsquare.Thendoyouknowwhatweregoingtodo?

TROJAN SOLDIER 1 No,sir.

PRIAM Weregoingtohaveaparty.ThegreatestpartythatTroyhaseverseen!

The soldiers go crazy, cheering and hollering. Some of them throw ropes around the horse and start to tow it away. Exit all in victorious mood

OLD SOLDIER Insidethehorse,Icouldntbelievetheydfallenforthetrick.Odysseuswasntsurprisedonebit.TheTrojansparkedusupinsidethecityandallwehadtodowaswait


Scene 6: The City of TroyNight. The horse stands centre stage. All around it the people of Troy are partying. Music, dancing, laughter, cheering, led by Priam and Queen Hecuba. To one side, the Gates of Troy. Helen is with the crowd, but not partying. Cassandra joins her. As the scene progresses, the crowd disappears to leave them alone on stage, apart from sleeping guards and soldiers.

CASSANDRA Helen.Youdonotparty?

HELEN Icannot.Icanonlythinkofallthebravesoldierswhohavediedinthiswar.

CASSANDRA Youmustnotfeelguilty.Youfollowedyourheart.

HELEN Thegodsbewitchedme.Butatleastthewarisovernow.

CASSANDRA Look.Itisnearlydawn.

HELEN Anewday.Adaywithoutbloodshed.

CASSANDRA Whatwillyoudo?

HELEN Idontknow.PerhapsIwillgobacktoGreece...IfMenelauswillhaveme.

CASSANDRA Wewillnotmeetagain,Helen.

HELEN Butwhynot?

CASSANDRA FarewellHelen.Youwilllivelongandbehappy.

HELEN Cassandra..?

But Cassandra has gone...

Helen waits, looks at the horse and exits.

Silence.

YOUNG SOLDIER Sir.Itsnearlydawn.

ODYSSEUS (YAWNING) What?Hmm?Ohright.

YOUNG SOLDIER Isittimetostartthewaragain,sir?

ODYSSEUS Timetofinishthewar,soldier.

On the other side of the Gates of Troy, the Greek army tiptoes into position...

YOUNG SOLDIER ShallIopenthedoor?

ODYSSEUS Whynot?

The trapdoor opens and Young Soldier and Odysseus drop out. Cautious, silent, they creep past all the sleeping partygoers toward the Gates. On the other side, the Greek army is ready for battle. Young Soldier and Odysseus carefully pull open the gates and with a terrifying, screaming roar the Greeks flood across the stage on their merciless attack. Once they have passed through into the depths of the city, Old Soldier steps forward:

OLD SOLDIER NowIllbehonestwithyou.ThislastbitofmystoryisnotoneImproudof.Itsnotexactlyheroic. Imnot makingexcuseswellIam,arentIbuttobehonesttheresonlyahandfulofTrojanswalkoutofthiscityalive.Youhavetorememberwevebeenfightingthiswarformorethantenyearsandtheresalotofourguyshaveboughtitandtheres beenalot ofdirtydealing andtreacheryonbothsides.Anyhow,letsnotdwellonthedarkside.SufficetosayweburnthecityofTroyandweleavetheplaceinruinsjobdoneandwegetbackinourboatsandweheadhome.AndassoonasTroyslipsoverthehorizonandanicebreezepicksupandwehaveourselvesadrinkortwothenthingsdontseemhalfasbadaswethought.Ivegotonelastmemorytosharewithyou.Imsittinginthewarmsunonthatcrowdedboat,withmybackagainstthesideandthewaterallfoamyandblueandImlookingupatthedeckwherethetopguysstand.AndImthinkingaboutallthepeoplewhosurvivedandtheoneswhodidnt.


As he lists the people they arrive on stage, filling the space for the finale, in a mirror of their first introduction at the beginning of the play...

OLD SOLDIER Thesoldiers,myoldpals.TheTrojansadecentenemy.(Continued) Agamemnon.Achilles.Ajax.Hector.Paris.KingPriam.

QueenHecuba.KingMenelaus.Cassandra.Helenherself.Odysseus.AndImthinkingwhatwasthatallaboutthen?Whydidwespendtenyearsfighting?Andtothisday,Idontknow.AllIknowisthistaleofHeroeswilloutlastme.Itllliveforever...

The whole cast now sings the final song, arms waving like a concert crowd.

SONG 8: fINAlE

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