PUBLISHED TWICE WEEKLY BY THE PUBLICATIONS BOARD OF THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBI A

VOL. XXDI,

VANCOUVER, B . C., TUESDAY, JANUARY 21st, 1941

No. 25

Questionnaires OutToday & Tomorrow

The first hundred of the campus questionnaires weredistributed yesterday and the remaining 2600 will be

filled out today and tomorrow. It was not announced offi-cially but it is believed that they will be released early i nthe morning.

The arrangements remain the same as those announce dpreviously in the Ubyssey . Answers should be prepared be-fore and the sheets must be filled out in the lecture period .

No names will be asked and if you do not wish to fil lone out it is not compulsory, but the sheet should be returnedas you receive it .

The object of the questionnaire is to ascertain the num-ber of students who are working their way through colleg eand how many U .B .C. students need financial assistance .

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The click of knitting needles and snip of scissors Is a

but women are expected to do their part as well a scommon one these day in Brock Hall and these co-ed

male undergraduates. Even if you can't sow girls,members of the Red Cross Greek Letter Ball committee

you can still help . Don't let the boys show you up.are setting an example by knitting for ovrseas soldiers .

In the above picture Mary Beale, Joyce Orchard an dAt this University co-ed war work is not compulsory,

Mary Frank Atkins lead the way .

Leg Glamour At PreviewNoon HourShow WillBoost Ball0 Glamorous femin-

ine legs scintillatingunder colorful costumes, th eRabelaisian humor of a mys-terious Sciencemen's skit ,tantalizing Hawaiian rhythms bySid Poulton and his boys, plus theenthusiasm of a cheering crowdof U.B .C. students—these are theattractions which promise to maketo-morrow's gala Red Cross Pre-view a highlight In Varsity's enter-tainment year.

No longer will 13 be consideredan unlucky number on the campus,once, students witness the spark-ling Rhumba and La Conga dancenumbers of thirteen of U .B,C'ssorority sisters who Intend to provethat none of Zeigfield's famousbeauties have one ounce moreglamour than they have .

Besides the chorus, Betty Mo -Quaig, of Kappa A Theta, will do abona fide Hawaiian hula—ir cos-tume. A novelty song and danceItem will be provided by a famousvisitor to the campus, little elght-year old Dolores Prest, CanUa'aown Shirley Temple .

Mystery shrouds one of themajor Items on the program ,the Science skit, which, say th eSclencemen, promises to be sosuperb as to end all skits.

In accordance with Wednesday'susual Self-Denial Drive, each stu-dent will be charged five cents ad-mission to help swell , the Re dCross fund . Popular ProfessorGage will be master of ceremonies'for , the program, which has beenorganized entirely by Committee-head James McCarty ,

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0 Sometime during every colleg esession, The Ubyssey prints a

story about the student passes an dhow much they are worth to th eaverage undergraduate .

For example, the Ubyssey an dthe student council will tell upper-classmen that their pass will ad-mit them to their class party whichwould otherwise cost three dollars.The pass costs three dollars . There -fore the pass is worth the clas sparty alone. That's how the driftof the 'thing runs.

Starched TraditionBut there's something behind

this item of news which The Ubys-soy omits to mention, which thestudent council omits to mentionand which the class executive It -self omits to mention :

It la this: THE GREATER MA-JORITY OF UPPERCLASSMENARE BANNED FROM THEIROWN CLASS PARTIES BECAUSEOF A CUSTOM WHICH DE-MANDS THAT THEY ATTEND INFORMAL ATTIRE ,

Where now is the value of yourpass? If the party were to beworth three dollars or fifteen dol-lars, you still couldn't attend un-less you could afford to buy orrent a tux. If you haven't got atux you just don't go .

Class executives sometimes try tosoothe their corporate conscienceby telling students they can go in-formal if they want to. Try itsometime . Try dancing in a ball -room wearing a blue suit whil ethe throngs around you are en-cased In starched shirts . You won' ttry it a second time .

Privileged FewIt is a strange paradox that class

parties which are theoreticallyfree to all members of the class,are free only to the privilegedminority who can afford theluxury of a tuxedo. They are theones who could pay their way Inany event. The students whomthe pass really benefits are banne dfrom attendance by a vicious tra-dition .

The money for the Junior Promand the Senior Class party comesIn part from the pass system fund .Thus, THE STUDENTS WHO CA NLEAST AFFORD TO DO SO, AREPAYING THE ADMISSION FEEOF THE STUDENTS WHO CA NAFFORD TO ATTEND THE BAL LIN STYLE .

There's something wrong some -where.

NEWMAN CLU BActive and alumnae membersof the Newman Club will meet

at the Holy Rosary Hall on Rich-ards St., on Friday evening at 8 :1 5to hear His Excellency, Bishop J.C. Cody and the Hon. JusticeMurphy from Victoria, who willbe presented with life membershipcertificates by Archbishop Duke onbehalf of the Society .

Varsity the campus mutt has arival .

A handsome, intelligent . pedi-greed fox tom-lot owned by Con -stable Orchard, popular campu spuCc•_man, bids fair to take Val' -Eke's place as the darling of theco-eels .

Teddy k the gentleman ' s name ,end Teddy is a very smart youn gfellow. There is practically n otrick of which Teddy is not th emaster . The little tricks tha tyour Tow tor runs through to de -light visitors are smell stuff t ohim. For instance, he can pu tout cigarette butts thrown awa yby 'eople too lazy to step on them .He sits on M . Orchard's kne ewhen his master is driving hi smotor cycle and has no troubl ekeeping his balance when turningcorners .

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Mixer WillHelp WarStampFund

Feature of the next mix-er, to be held Saturday,January 25, will be a supe rSavings Stamp Sale, Pro-fessor Walter Gage, renown-ed for his unique renditioltof "Alouette" , will officiateat a ceremony in which a.huge parcel of War Saving sStamps will be started ontheir way to Ottawa .

Instead of the usual 25 cent ad-mission, each person must pre-sent one or more Savings Stampsat the door . These stamps will beon sale at the door.

In order that U.S .C . shall do Itsutmost for the war effort, all ser-vices have been donated for theevening . The Alma Meter Societyhas offered the lounge ; Ski Poul-ton and his orchestra will play free ;and Cyril Trott of the Radio Ser-vice Engineers at 517 Burrard i sdonating the services of . his P. A .system .

Junior Prom .Date AlteredTo Wednesday

Wednesday, February 5, Is thedate set for the Junior Prom

at the Commodore Cabaret, it wasannounced after a meeting of theJunior Class Executive this week .

Nominations for Prom Quee nwill be received commencingWednesday, January 29, a weekbefore the big dance, the Queenbeing elected during the eveningat the Prom ,

Working in conjunction wit hthe Mamooks, the Junior Classwill stage a pep meet the wee kof the Prom at which candidatesfor Queen will be introduced .

The Executive In charge of ar-rangements are Ted McBride ,President ; Phyllis Ellis, secretary ;Patricia Carey, women's athleti crepresentative and Archie Paton ,men's athletic representative .

Felt Hat DriveWelcomes OldGray BonnetsB It you've still got your old

grey bonnet bring it along toVarsity today .

Every Tuesday from now on alarge waste basket, not for paperbut for old felt hats, will decoratethe cafeteria. These hats will beused to make shoes for refugeechildren .

All students are urged to brin gtheir own old felt, their mother'sor their sister's, and throw it inthe basket . If any students cannotfind the basket, they should tak etheir felt to the Red Cross roomin Brock Hall .

Less spectacular items in his re-pertoire are carrying papers ,waling Mr. Orchard up in themorning at precisely the co r rec ttime, singing (reasonable fac-sitnih), sitting up; all this in ad-ditien to the usual doggy tricks ,

One trick which the averageco-ed would brilliantly term n s'cute' is Teddy's ability to 'neck'.Upon command the canine prodigyplaces his paws lovingly abou tMr . Orchard's neck and proceedsto licit his face .

Teddy is only fourteen month sold, has a pedigree, and is a veryfine locking specimen . He is Mr .Orchard's awn pet and goes every -where that duty permits, with hi smaster . Mr. Orchard is justl yproud of Teddy and everyone wil lhave the opportunity of meetingthe little fellow .

Sask. GainsMcGoun - -Eighth Win

Vancouver, B. C ., Jan .17, 1941 — The Univer-

sity of Saskatchewan wo nthe McGoun Cup for theeighth time in sixteen yearsof intercollegiate debating obtain-ing five out of eight possible pointsin the McGoun Cup debates hel din Western Canadian Universitiestonight . Tying for second plac ewere the Universities of Albert aand British Columbia with fourpoints; last was the University ofManitoba with three points .

University of B . C. debaters Els-peth Munro and Austin Delanywon a two to one decision over thetravelling Saskatchewan duo TomDeis and Bud Estey.

WINNIPEG, Man., Jan . 17, 1941 —By a two to one decision Univer-sity of Manitoba debaters defeatedU,B,C,'s McOoun Cup duo of Ro-bert Bonner and Arthur Foukr .

EDMONTON, Alta ., Jan 17, 1941—Alberta McGoun Cup debaterswon 'a unanimous decision over atravelling Manitoba team here to -night .

SASKATOON, Sask ., Jan, 17 ,1941 — The University of Saskatch-ewan, current holder of the Mc-Goun Cup, defeated an Albert ateam three to nothing.

Varied Fil mProgram ForThursday• News, national history and

science are the subjects fea-tured in the three films to beshown in the auditorium at 12 :3 0sharp, Thursday, January 23 .

News Panicle cif 1939, the firs tfilm, portrays everything from thesinking of a submarine to theearthcnuake disaster in Chile .

National history addicts will heespecially interested iq seeing th esecond film, Bushland Revels ,which deals with the life andhabits of the Australian Lyre Bird,considered the most perfect of al lleathered mimics .

The third film, whose showinghas been arranged in co-operationwith the Department of Geolog yand Geography, shows completerotary drilling of an oil well .

VACANCY—Accommodation fo rthree male students at Co-op .Phone ALma 1268Y .

• Dorothy Hird requests that a smany girls as possible turn out

to the Red Cross work in BrockHall, even If they cannot sew .Those who are thoroughly defi-cient in the art of sewing can al -ways help with cutting out, and the .bedroom slippers to be made ou tof old felt hats are so easy to mak ethat almost everyone can assist .

support, were the proper facilitiesavailable on this campus.

Unfortunately, however, no suchfacilities exist here .

Nancy Carr, president of Phra-teres, gave an emphatic no, whenasked if she thought women stud-ents should be made to do com-pulsory war work. However, sheadded that she had been thinkin gespecially of sewing, not of am-bulance work or first aid ,

W .U .S . President Dorothy Hir'cl ,on the other hand, believes tha tall women students should b ecompelled to do one hour of Re dCross Work a week .Dorothy deplored the lack of en-thusiasm amongst students, withregard to war work . "Approxi-mately 60 a week turn out to th eRed Cross work in Brock Hall, "Dcroth,v stated, adding signifi-cantly, "but that's not enough. Wehave given out. wool for socks,and with the completion of th efelt hat chive, we are gcing tomake bedroom slippers for refu-gees . But not enough has bee naccomplished . "

According to Dorothy Bird . eve nSelf-Dental day is net getting th esupport that It should, "Las tweek, proceeds were the lowes tyet — just $23 and some od dcents," she explained .

COACHING in German A, Ger-man 1 and 2 . Rates reasonable ,Results guaranteed, Phone BAy .5508R,

Prof. Wood

Gets Drama

Award

One of eleven CanadianDrama Awards given

annually to people through-out the Dominion who hav emade valuable contributionsto drama has been awarde dto Professor F. G. C. Wood,of U.B.C. English Depart-ment .

Professor Wood, who twenty-si xyears ago founded the Players'Club on this campus, was also oneof the founders of Vancouver' sLittle Theatre. Until ten years ago ,when lack of sufficient time com-pelled him to abandon this post, herendered invaluable service as di -rector of the Player's Club, Sinc ethat date, the Club has found i tnecessary to employ an off-the-campus director, as other membersof the English Department fin dthemselves equally pressed fortime .

By PAT KEATII..EY

B.C.'s grimmest prisonexists only in fevered

minds; its walls are not ofbrick or mortar, but of thetoo, too solid flesh .

lea t work members of the Edu-culicn Class visited the Provincia lMental Hospital at Ess'ondalc, an dcame home slightly stickler an dconsiderably wiser ,

But they carried away somethingmere important than that wit hthem—hope, just a plain hopefor the future .

They saw medical wonders e tthe mental hospital which drownedout the scrauns of patients an dthe whirr of sewing mncitiuec i nthe occupational wards .

They sate the insulin shocktreatment that is weaving together

HMS Pinafore

Chorus Is

Announced

. The Musical Society announcedyesterday that Marygold Nash ,

1s not taking the part of Hebe Inits production for this year ,"H .M .S . Pinafore", as was announ-ced in Friday's Ubyssey, The par trequires an alto voice .

There is now keen competitionfor the part . It is expected tha tthe new, Hebe will be chosen Fri-day .

The society also revealed thenames of the chorus for the popu-lar operetta.

Chorus : Margaret Haggart, Dor-een Grant, Phyllis Bartlett, GwenTeller, Mariko Uyeda, Gwen Ham-mond, Margaret Francis, MarianWlahart, Frances Wallace, NanMcLeery, Ooldie Walker, MaryKidd, Sheila House, Betty Abrams,Helen McWilliams, Barbara Conn,Pat O'Dynsky, Vic Handforth,George Robertson, Al Day, RoyDean, Colin Child, Neil Simpson,Len Cox, Neil Primrose, JohnAllan, Geoffrey Marples, RonnyWhite, Jack Rattenbury, JohnOastler, Fred Small, Pat Flynn ,

the frayed strands of minds ar dbodies and sending healthy me nand woolen back to eternal life ,A staff doctor showed i.hemchronic patients undergoing th enow treatment which Morelli;"shocks" mental patterns back t onormal . He said that sine .: it wa sstarted in 1937, the technique hasbeen 80'% effective, and perman-ent .

Hydro-therapy was demonstrat-ed, and the class learned of th etonic effect of the baths and th egentle caress of warm water .

They saw overcrowding as ba das anything, at the. University, the ysaw soldiers of the Great War an dsoldic is cif this war .

The trip was arranged and car-ried out by Dr . M. A. . Cameron ,Dr . Taylor and Dr . Russell of th eU .B .C. Department of Education .

Co-ed Conscription UnlikelyBut More Workers Needed

Despite the complaint sof the majority of mal e

students, womens' war workis not likely to be made com-pulsory on this campus ,either this year or next .

That was the view expressed byDean Mary L. Bollert, in an inter -view with The Ubyssey Monday .Dean Bollert expressed hersel fwholly in favour of compulsor ywomen's war work from th ephysical education point of view,but did not approve of girls spend-ing hours indoors sewing . "Theboys are doing an entirely dif-ferent sort of work. They aregetting exercise and also Improv-ing their efficiency as soldiers,l cut were the girls forced to spendhours sewing, they would be doin gwork which would be of no par-ticular benefit to them . "

Dean Bollert made it clear tha ta program of physical education ,ambulance work, or first aid fo rgirls would receive her hearty

Education Students Sen t

To Essondale Asylum

Page Two THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, January 21st, 1941

• From The Editor 's Pen *Wilt Itthasseg

Last ChanceThis week is the last opportunity stu-

dents will have to reserve a 1940-41 Totem .Only the number reserved will be printedso that no extra expense will be entaile dfrom unsold copies . Every student tha twants a permanent record of this colleg eyear should take advantage of this oppor-tunity at once .

This year's Totem staff is endeavourin gto bring out a book that will contain a com-plete and interesting picture of the collegeyear, a book that is not a mere copy of the

two preceding annuals. A different styleand a different theme will create new inter-est in its pages. The photography will bebetter if anything, and the class picturessimilar in make-up to the easy-reading formof two years ago.

The Totem is something every studentwill treasure years after he has left his Alm aMater. It will grow more valuable everyyear with its record of work and pleasur eduring College days. Get your Totem now .

Camping In MayWith regard to the two weeks camp fo r

military training next May, Applied Scienc estudents at the University are wonderin ghow this camp will affect Survey School andShopwork.

Such a camp is absolutely necessary, ofcourse, if the military training is to be at alleffective. Only in a period of the kind thata camp affords can details of the trainingbe attended to. The camp is also necessar yto fulfil the requirements of the NationalBobilization bill for students over 21 ,

Most Applied Science students, how-ever, have a period of three weeks immedi-ately following the spring examinations forSurvey School and Shopwork which are ab-solttely necessary for their courses .

The question bothering a great manystudents Is whether the training camp wil lprecede or follow this Survey School an d8hopwork. If the camp is held about themiddle of May as has been hinted from offi-cial quarters, there would not be sufficienttime to work in Survey School beforehand,without cutting the school from three weeks

to less than two . If the school is held afterthe training period, it will extend far intoJune and thug greatly reduce the time avail -able for summer work. Doubtless this wouldprevent many students from coming backto University at all, especially those whohave to earn all their board and lodging fees

Thing's loaded armful, "it has beena NOT UNPROFITABLE clay, Iobserve."

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• Peefiags in the Salad — If Iowned a Canadian radio sta-

tion I think I could do better outof this ASCAP-BMI row thanAmerican operators. I would pla yall the 'banned' tunes and take allthe Big American advertising Icould lay my hands on . Wonderwhy no one does it . . . Seen onthe COTC notice board : "Will theFOLLOWING MAN please reportto the orderly room" . . . This de-partment still toys with the ideaof a "Self-Indulgence Day" pro -posed by a certain senior editor .He thought of the name , butdoesn't know what to do withit . . . Let's Face the Facts: didyou know that John Goss, whoperformed in the Auditorium onThursday, has a whole verse ofthe sea shanty "Billy Boy" whichis sung with the eyes only be-cause the words are censored ?Mr. Goss incidentally is so struckwith Vancouver that he's decidedto settle here. He's looking for aplace on the North Shore .

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Toronto

Frees Its

Engineers

• Toronto, Ontario (C . U. P.) —Fourth eel fifth year students

in Chemical Ltd Electrical Engin-eering will be released from theuniversity for urgent work in mu-nitlow and other special war in-dustrlea

AU formal exams will be can -celled and the fifth year studentswill receive their degrees in JuneIf their work is satisfactory .

The Senate of the University ofToronto has advanced a plan to theCanadian government concerning ,the utilization of university stu-dents partially trained in essentialfields, and it is expected that theidea will be well accepted at Ot-tawa .

as well as their heavy faculty fees .Having both Survey School and mili-

tary camp will cause 'a bad enough reduc-tion in most science students' earnings.

Another consideration enters into thepicture. It is desirable, no dos t, to haveall the U.B.C. students going o camp incamp at the same time . If camp is heldafter the Survey School, students of otherfaculties will have to wait around with noth -ing to do for three weeks before camp .

It is hardly possible that any companie swill employ such students for such a shorttime even though they must hold the jobsof their employees who go to camp .

If students from other parts of th eprovince remain in Vancouver waiting fo rcamp to open, they will have board andlodging to pay . If they go home, they willprobably have extra transportation ex-penses .

If all U.B.C. students are going to campat the same time, it would probably be bes tto have the camp immediately following th eexaminations and before Survey School.Some arrangement will have to be made s othat the least possible time Is wasted fo reveryone. The authorities here, fortunatel yare well acquainted with University condi-tions and student problems. They should beable to work out a solution satisfactory to al lparties concerned .

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LOST—A green Parker pen, thelast day of Christmas exams. Re-turn to Jean Struthers or A.M .S .office.

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• • • •LOST — Sometime last week, a

silver cross from a chain. Returnto E. A. Morton or the A.M.S .office.

q The Mummery . . . by labels

The goons have struck again !Did you hear that low, roaring noise las t

week, like the death moans of a temporarybuilding?

Did you feel a tremendous rush of wind ,even before the McGoun Debate?

Well, both were caused by the goons ,charging again and again to get their nameson the date bureau list. I saw one goonfight her way into the struggling mob fivetimes, each time to put her name alongsidethat of a different man. Finally she stag-gered out of the pack, beat her chest, andyelled :

"Law of averages—do your duty! "Regretfully, I have been obliged to have

my name removed from the list, as the re-cent wet weather has greatly encouragedthe barnacles on my wooden leg. Besides ,I have vivid memories of a similar venture :the freshman brawl of 1931 .

I drew someone named GwendolynClover, a well-appointed society deb wholived In one of those mighty Shaughnessymansions that coyly hide their 50 or 60rooms behind a barrage of hedges and forest .

Warm ReceptionWhen I drove old Brunhilda up the

drive-way, with her one good cylinder pant-ing noisily, the whole building seemed torear back on its haunches incredulously .When I stepped onto the porch, the door-mat flopped over from the side that sai d"Welcome" , to the side that said "No ped-dlars or agents". When I put my finger onthe buzzer, I had the feeling that I was bein gwatched suspiciously by a lot of electriceyes .

A small grill opened in the door, and anevil-looking face peered out at me .

"What do you want?" it asked ."Nothing you can get through that

hole, bud," I grinned amiably .The door opened, and I stepped inside ."I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Clover!" I

smiled, holding out my hand to the indi-vidual behind the door.

"Mr. Clover is not at home," he drawl -ed. "My name is Berkeley . "

"Don't tell me you 're the man whocomes around!" I whispered .

"I, sir, am the butler," sniffed the but-ler. "Miss Clover will be down in a mo-ment . "

Miss Clover was down in exactly 47minutes, 35 seconds . I stepped forwardbeaming, nevertheless, and thrust out my

fist.

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Saturday morning InArts 204, "Elementary Calculus" b yWoods and Bailey . Please turn into the Lost and Found or to BobMacLeod, Arts '43 .

Well KnownFirms Aid RedCross Raffle• Among those contributing to

the Raffle for the Red CrossBall are: The New York Fur Com-pany, Suzette's, Inez Frock Salon ,Ritchie's, Arta and Crafts Shop,Spalding's, Lisle Fraser, Palm IceCream, B .C . Drug Company, Mit-chell-Foley, Coca-Cola Company ,Gough and Thompson, Ken Docker ,Vincent Galleries, Mme . Day Per-manent Wave Shop, Aber's Studio ,Commodore Cabaret, Standard 011Company, Stacy's Shoes, Plant's,B .C. Electric, Mackenzie, White dsDunsmuir, Firbanks, Jackie Ellis ,E. J . Ryan Construction Company ,Gherke's, Clarke and Stuart, Jant-zee, Spencer's, Saba's, Famous,Welch's, Sickelmore's, Straith's,Burke Lumber Company, Purdy's ,W. and J. Wilson .

To these firms, students at th eUniversity extend their sincere ap-preciation for their assistance forthe Red Cross Ball.

LOST — Orange fountain pen,trimmed with gold. Please returnto Arta Letter Rack or A .M .S.Office .

• Peach-of-the-Week concerns aprofessor's wife, several urn-

brellas, and the Other Woman .We'll call her Mrs . Thing be-

cause of the way it worked out .Way our scouts reported it, it

happened at the and of a heavyshopping day. Mrs. Thing wa sloaded down with parcels andready for home when she remem-bered that she had left about hal fa dozen unmbrellas to bo repair -red, and she had just nice time toget them. They were ones thathad been kicking around for yearsand Prof . Thing had said, "Wh ydon't you get them fixed, dear? "so she had .

Well there was another woman a tthe counter, so while Mrs. Thingwas waiting she looked at um-brellas that were on display. Shepicked out a nice one with a loo pon the handle and slipped it onto her wrist . Than she worke dIt up her arm, so she had it nearlyup to her elbow when the othe rwoman turned around .

That's mine! croaked the othe rwoman and came at Mrs . Thingviciously . Mrs. T. had time tonotice her face, which looked likea textbook illustration of salmon -egg before she got her arm fre eand handed back the umbrella .The Salmon-Eggs woman made anoise like the Cadboi oeaurasmating call and vanished .

Well, Mrs. Thing got her si xumbrellas that had been repaired ,and the nice man gave her thebill and said, "Shall I wrap them? "and Mrs . T. said, "Well, no, yo unedn't bother because it's closin gtime and I can see them holdingthe door for me . "

So she walked over 'to Richardsto get a Number 18 car, an dwhile she walked she starte dworking the umbrella loops upher arm, and by the time shegot to the corner she had themall jammed up as high fs theywould go .

And while she was standing i nthe street car, she begun to feelthat the head of the woman infront of her was vaguely familiar ,and all of a sudden it turnedaround and it was the Salmon -Eggs Woman again . Mrs. Thinghad thought Salmon Eggs hadgone home In a huff, but here shewas on the street car all the time .

"Well," says Salmon Eggs in aCadborosaurus bellow, glancingunpleasantly down at Mrs .

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afting set of Germanmake. Will finder please turn theset In to the Alma Mater Office assoon as possible. Thank you. B.Bartholomew.

• • • •LOST—A Phi Gamma Delta fra-

ternity pin on Monday, Jan . 19 onTrimble St ., between 4th and 10thAve., or on 10th Ave ., betweenTrimble and Tolmie St . Please re -turn to G. Gordon Brown, phoneALma 1382, or return to Mr. Horn' soffice .

"Here!" I exclaimed .She recoiled, staring at my clenched

fingers."What is it?" she cried ."A corsage, of course," I replied, some-

what hurt. "Nasturtiums. Beautiful, aren'tthey? "

"Good God!" she muttered hoarsely ."Grew them in the garden," I added

hopefully."You mean—those things grow?" sh e

asked dubiously ."Like weeds!" I laughed . "Let's go!"

CriticismWhen we got outside, I offered what I

thought was a little constructive criticism ."Don't look now," I said, "but the lin-

ing is hanging out of the back of your hat . "She drew herself up, and grated icily :: :That happens to be a snood!"Confused by my faux pas, I blurted out :"Well, if you don't mind going out with

a bag, I don ' t. Ha, Ha. ",At that she froze over like an ice rink.

Fearing that I had definitely lost la goon,I gave her a chance to get even .

"How do you like this tuxedo?" I asked ."I haven 't seen anything like it," she

sniffed aacarstically, "since vaudeville died .I am particularly fascinated with the wa ythe shirt lights up and says 'Eat at Joe's' ."

"Oh, you'll get used to that," I laughed."I get the suit and Joe gets the advertising;it combines business and pleasure . "

We finally got down to the dance, afterone or two embarrassing delays caused b yBrunhilda stopping to chat over old timeswith passing two-car friends of hers . Thedance-floor was smothered with fried fresh-men, sometimes known as the "emeraldvile". The creatures were wriggling andsquirming over one another, shaking thei rrattles angrily. I kicked one or two out o fthe way, and was just beginning to demon-strate the Chilliwack Stomp ("take thre ehops, then brew it, brother"), when a huge ,handsome junior stepped up, tapped me o nthe shoulder, and said :

"Pardon me ."

"Why', what have you done?" I snappedsuspiciously .

But he had already grabbed the babe ,and they were dancing away at a great rate .I never saw either of them again.

She didn't even have the decency tosend back my nasturtiums.

I've taken my name off the list .

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THE UBYSSEY

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• Self -Indulgence Day Replaces Self-Denial Day

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Wednesday will be self.indulgence day.

On that day, the big scarlettrucks of the Coca Cola Compan yof Canada Ltd ., will roll out to th ecampus crammed with 100 cases ofthe ice-cold beverage. The Coca-Cola will be sold from six prom-inent campus vantage points bycomely co-eds for the regular priceof five cents a bottle. Total pro-ceeds will go to the campus RedCross war fund.

Coca-Cola day is being madepossible through the co-operationof the company and the studen tcouncil, Enough Coca-Colas tosatisfy the thirsty tongues of everyone of U.B.C'a '2650 students willbe on hand, supplied free by thecompany for the purpose . No othersoft drink will be sold on the cam-pus on that day .

In the cafeteria a special Coca -Cola stand will be constructed toboost sales, which will continuefrom 9:30 a .m. till 5:30 p.m.

Knock's A Boost

Take The 'Blind' Out Of DateWith a Brand New 1941 Totem

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• Boy, oh boy, am I going to cu tloose for the Red Cross Bal l

on Friday night. I wasn't goingto go at first, because it's sponsor-ed by the Greek letter societies ,but since I've found out thateveryone is going, fret or no fret ,I'm going too; Besides ,Josle paysfor her own ticket . That's oneswell Idea, believe me . I have toget her a corsage, though, but I iguess I can manage one from thePoint Grey Flower Shop, 442 9West 10th Avenue. It's so niceand handy to my boarding house .They are Insisting that the cor- tsages be ordered early, because o fa last minute shortage, but if youorder them early enough, therewon't be any difficulty . It's al lfor the Red Cross, too . Of course ,I will admit that I'm going forthe good time we're goit+g to havetoo, sort of a minor motive, isn'tit? I'm wondering about thoseSigma Phi Delta, rumoured tohave lost their pins, at least MaryAnn says so, how does she knowthose things anyway? It reallytakes a man to find out . Anyway,one of them has been taking outa cute, curly-haired blonde fresh-ette. Let's hope, for his sake, tha the doartt't send The Ubysaey tothe girl back home .

• • e •• Juste has Invited me to the •

Phraterse co-ed dance on Janu-ary 30th . It's really going to besomething . I like Co-'ads, then idon't have to worry about suc hdetails as a car, I suppose I' dbetter buy her a box of chocolatesfrom Purdy's, 075 Granville Street.That'll make her foal good, and Ican have some too, if I call aroun dbefore her other boy friends do .Golly, the way some people kickup. Wow! It morns that the presi-dent of a certain group, withheadquarters on the top floor ofthe Auditorium building, northeastcorner, arrived at the morningworship service, the morning afte rthe Nurses' Ball, in a tux, of al lthings. And we always thoughtthat the nurses had to be in atsome unearthly hour, about 10 p .m. or something. I know, I hada girl in the training in the hos-pital once . Talk about the beautysleep I got that year, I didn' teven have to buy many of Purdy'sdelicious chocolates for her, as Ididn't see her often enough. Buttheir chocolates aura make a hitwith Josie, I get it all over herother boy friends. But maybe I' dbetter not tell her other friendsmy ideas . There's tricks to everytrade, though.

• • • •. Gab, I sure use up the shoes

on theme marches. But sinceI've started wearing shoes fromStacy's, 762 Granville Street, myfeet are n lot morn comfortable ,and besides the ahoea wear a lotlonger . They're priced so that Ican contribute to the Red Crosstoo, also Self Denial Day. Thisair force ;um is ruining the love-lives of dozens of students . Forexample, the handsome blond ,Greek God-looking Phi Deft hasbroken several hen . ts, includin gthe one of a cute blonde sopho-more . How'll she get along with -out him? Those guys who aregoing to be lance corootals wil lbe needing new shoes fromStacey's more than ever. Tneycan afford them, too . if they getthem at Stacy e .

• Josie'a got the snappiest newdress from the Inez Frock

Salon, 880 Howe Street, she go tit for the Red Cross Ball, and isit a honey, it's a blue, that jus tmatches her eyes, nay, aren't Ipoetic? and It's all gathered of thewaist, with a full skirt . It hasshiny stuff on the belt, I thinkshe calls it sequin':, or something,and a sweetheart neckline . Youunderstand of course, that I'm justquoting Josie . The Phi Kaps sur eget around, even after they grad-uate, don't they ? I heard today,from a round-about carrier pigeo nsystem that a last year's forestr ygrad is married, it heppe,ted ove rthe Christmas holidays, andthey're living in Ocean Falls . Ifhe buys his wife her clothes fromthe Inez Frock Salon, he can'keep on being proud of her, an don a budget, too, especially sinc ethey have their clearance sale ofeverything now. Wool dresses ,skirts, afternoon frocks, an devening gowns, are all soles) atrock bottom prices, some lessthan half price . They're contrib-uting to the Red Cross raffle ,too ,so dcn ' t forget to patrcn:re youradve:•ttsors .

BY THE TOTEM STAFF

• Ever been on a blind date?Yah, we have too, only we

wouldn't be that lurid about it, be-cause we've found the perfect solu-tion for blind dates at Varsity . Nokidding, we've found the way totake the "blind" out of date.

How? A veritable gold mine ha sbeen lying right blare our eyes foryears, but it took our diminutiveeditor Betty Quick to cash In onthe value .

It's this way, Swifty. The Totemalways grinds out a large section of

LOST — Would the person wh owalked off with my essay on "Can-adian Foreign Exchange Control" ,please return it to the A .M .S . officeas soon as possible. ProfessorDrummond is getting impatient.Thank you—Peter McTavish .

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LOST — A green parker pen onthe last day of the Christmasexams. Return to A .M .S. office o rcall High . 2333R, R . J . S . Struthers.

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LOST—Last Tuesday. A Chem.2B set of printed notes, bound.Rosemary Bunting, Arts '43. Flnl-er please phone AL. 0898L or leaveat A .M .S. office .

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class pages. with pictures of peoplein different years . Routine stuff,and all that. Unnhuh, but on Sun -day, ye ed . had occasion to usethese to check on a blind datecoming up, and yolks! if you couldhave seen the puss glaring ou tfrom under the rtatne of her Mys-tery man, It was all a ghastlymistake, but it almost broke upwhat looks to be a wonderfu lfriendship.

Cornea the revolution now, Swif-ty, for there and then Quickiedetermined that the 1941 Totemwould present an infallible "Blin d

Music LecturesToday, Brock• Dr. Ida Halpern will give th e

second of her series of lectureson music Tuesday noon in th emain lounge of the Brock Hall. Herlecture will be devoted to thehomophonic form of music . Theprogram will include :Weinberger Polka and FugueHumperdinck

Hansel and Gretel Overtur eBeethoven Egmont OvertureMendelssohn Midsummer

Night's Dream Overtur eBrahms Hungarian DancesSmetana Polka and Danc e

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date bureau" . Not only will therebe more class pictures in this year(for the number of students get-ting snapped this year establisheda new all time high) but each pic-ture will be correctly labelled.

Never again, so many mad mo-ments!

The Student Directory gives younothing but the addresses an dphone numbers . THE TOTEMSHOWS YOU WHAT THE YLOOK LIKE.

Believe me, Swifty, its unbeat-able.

TUX FOR SALE — To fit per-son about 5 ft. 11 in ., size 40. Priceabout $15-220 . Single breasted withvest. New $35 . Never been worn ,as owner joined R,C .A,F. PhoneKErr . 0694, or see Bill Gross .

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fountain pen . Finder please returnto the Alma Mater Society officeor Betty Hughes.

• • • •. .. .LOST—Green Sheaffer pen vicin-ity Arts Bldg. Return to A.M.S .office.

• • • •• The Historical Society will hold

a regular meeting Wednesday ,January 22. at eight o'clock at th ehome of Dean Bollert. HarryLaronde and Bob Morris willpresent a paper on "Czecho-Slo-vakia ."

Date Bureau

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The box office in th eQuad is a man ' s para-

dise these days.The reason is simple . The date

bureau for the forthcoming RedCross Ball has been shifted fromthe Pub office to said box office.

Any mere man on the campusmay slip from his worries astally as an O.T.C. cadet slipsfrom his boots simply by pausingin front of the window and signi-fying to the beautiful co-ed fram-ed within his wish to attend theGreek Letter Society Ball Thurs-day night.

Yes, it is just as simple as that.If you want a date she will d othe rest.

.There are still a good number

of charming co-eds to choosefrom. Blondes, brunettes, and redheads in assorted shapes, sizes andpersonalities. They are all therewaiting to be staked .

So step right up, boys. This isyour last chance.

The cause is a worthy one anddon't forget that the Ball in -elude. the added attraction of theJunior League floorshow.

The girls know it Is dutch . Infact, all the sorority girls havepledged themselves to buy aticket whether they go or not, sothey and all the others who sign-ed up, are eagerly awaiting yourappearance at the Date Bureau .

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These are busy days at the Red Cross Date Bureau. In the pictureon the right—Janet Walker, Dorothy Beebe, and Margaret Morrowpaint signs which tell the men all about It . Don't all rush at once, boys. ,

~The line forma to the right! The tall, dark and handsome swain inthe upper picture is Ted Cruise, organiser of the date bur$u. He'eht his element as he signs up Isabel Hoggan, Brenda Phillips, KayParley, MIMI Schofield and Pat Webber. Strictly for the sake of the

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VICTORIA 26—VARSITY 3

• The Crimson Tide ofVictoria crushed the

Varsity senior rugby teamlast Saturday and left themall washed up as far as theMcKechnie Cup is concern -ed.

For the Victoria ruggerslicked Varsity by a score of26 to 3 to gain their thirdstraight win, sufficient t ohold the famous cup for an-other year.

The Thunderbirds, who have los tboth their games to date, have tw omore games in the series schedule.Victories in both of these contestswould not be enough to catch th eIsland team .

Varsity 's only score came earlyIn the first half when the scrumpushed the ball over the line,Fraser Shepperd getting credit fo rthe try .

From the opening whistle- theVictoria team outplayed the col-lege team in every way. It wasapparent that the Thunderbird swere no match for the VictoriaReps, rated the best Tide team in15 years. Victoria led 10—3 at th ehalt and added another 16 pointsIn the second hall.

Poor ShapeThe Varsity team had plenty of

fight, but that wasn't enough. Thebiggest reason for the lop-aidedscore was the Thunderbirds' poorcondition after a long layoff.

Todd Tremblay and Wally Trick-er clocked in an offensive com-bination on the three line untilTricker was forced out by an In-jury . Don Ralston, on the wing,tackled well all game.

Bud Falrgrieve, who had beensick all week, took the place ofRay Gorman, who turned up atthe last minute without boots or anapparently great desire to play .

100 Men Vie For"Chink" Title• Thirty-four teams are entered in the Ubyssey 's Chink

Contest, signifying that during the next few weeks ,

one hundred men will be engaged in the largest tourna-ment to be staged on the campus this year .

This Wednesday noon the first elimination rounds wil lbe played in the Gym, commencing a schedule which wil lultimately decide U .B,C.'s Chink Champs for 1941 . Con-testants are asked to make sure when they are scheduled t oplay and be on time for games so they will not run the riskof defaulting .

Besides the glory of being crowned champions, the win-ners of the tournament will receive a prize of $3.00, while therunners-up will get $1 .00 cash. An entry foe of fifteen centsper team is being made to cover expenses — this sum duewhen the teams meet for the first round .

A detailed schedule for the knock-out tournament ha sbeen drawn up and posted in the Sports Department in th ePublictions Office, and all are advised to acquaint themselveswith it . After each round the captain of the winning team i sheld responsible for coming to the Pub and marking his nam eand scores in the proper space on the schedule .

Rounds will be best two-out-of-three games, a gamebeing won by the first team making 15 points . All gameswill start at 12:30 or 1:00 p.m. as per schedule. Teams mustbe on hand promptly or default and be automatically droppe dfrom the tournament .

Below is the draw for this week ' s first-round games. Itis hoped that the Gym will be available more aften after thi sweek so that rounds may b run off as quickly as possible .

Wednesday, Jan. 2212:30—Don Duncan vs . George Ballantyne ,

Jack Merryfield vs . Alan Dean.1:00—Mack Buck vs . Ted Taylor .

Guy Curwen vs. Colin McKenzie.

Friday, Jan . 2412:30—Cliff Hill vs . B. McLeod,

Binks Fairburn vs . Bink Drummond .1 :00—Bill Hooson vs . Spence Wallace .

Wm. Gross vs . Gordon Johnson .

Page Four

Play-Off HopeSparks Pucksters;Play Army Fri .

League Standing :Plywoods 1 3Models 9Kirks 8VARSITY 6Army 4

• Enthusiasm reigns supreme in

the Varsity Hockey squad asthe boys prepare for the forthcom -ing play-offs .

The players are turning out toearly morning practices and th ecoaching of Johnny Taylor is be -ginning to show results. EveryMonday morning the boys makethe long trek to the Forum an dget in an hour of stiff practicebefore lectures.

Such determination deserves aplug and we extend the open palmto our hockey squad . Student at-tendance is all that is needed bythe squad to Inaugurate their driv eto the title of the loop . Seriously ,readers, this team really deservesyour support and the best way tha tyou can show your appreciation oftheir efforts is to turn out to thegames in larger numbers . Nextgame is Friday night against theArmy, and to those of you whowill not be at tite Greek LettersBall, Please Turn Out !

THE UBYS3EY

Tuesday, January 21st, 194 1

• Smiling from above is vivacious Jean Eckhardt, queen of thebadminton court . Jean is a champion at both tennis and the shuttl e

game, holding the B. C. Junior Badminton title. Next month she willappear In the B . C. Open Badminton tournament, along with other U .B .C .players, Dave Waddell, Stewart Burris, Ken McBride and Joan Morris .

Feather Flickers O nTail Of Loop Leaders

q Varsity's entry in the Vancouver and District Badmin-ton League strengthened their hold on second place by

downing the Vancouver club, ten games to two, in a clashSunday night. The Blue and Gold are now only one poin tbehind the league-leading Hill shuttle-chasers . By winning

Soccermen MeetPolice, Wednesday

0 Campus soccer fans will hav etheir first chance to see the re-

vampe3 Varsity roundball team i naction this Wednesday when th eBlue and Gold tackle the leagueleading Police on the tenser socce rfield .

Game time for the all importan tmatch is 2:45, and the team is outfor their second win of the Springseason .

Lineup -- Leong, Young . Roach ,Robertson. Wullaee, Todd, Herd ,Stamens. Campbell, Sasaka, Mor-ton .

all remaining games, the U .B.C. squad will cinch first place .In compiling their ten wins, Var-

sity made a clean sweep in bot hth. Men's and Mixed doubles an dtook two of the Women's doubles .Thu first string team was out i nfull, strength, being comprised ofDave Waddell, Al Stevenson, Stew -art Burris, Ken McBride, Jea nEckhardt, Joan Morris, Ida Francis,and Jean Thompson . Substituteswere Mary Semple, Mary Alic eWood anti Denny Thompson .

Varsity's "D" team is continuin gto chalk up victories and as a re-sult find themselves tied for firs tplace in their loop .

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• Sparked by Ex-Seniorplayer Norm Armstrong

the Senior Bees defeated theArts Club in a hard foughtovertime contest 32—28 onThursday night at King Ed .gym .

Armstrong, whose added heigh tis just what the Bees are lookin gfor collected 12 points, but th ehero of the game was Bob Scot twho potted the winning basket an da free shot to win the game inthe overtime session. Down on epoint with seconds to go, VicPinchin sank one free shot to sendthe game into the extra periodwhere Bob Scott came in with hi sbaskets.

The Fresh also collected a winon Thursday night when theydowned the Duke of Connaughtteam 18—14 In a slow game .

Scores ;Senior B — Gunn4, Claridge 2 ,

Armstrong 12, Burnett, Harry ,Pinchin 6, Young, Izen, Nlkaldo,Shewan, Scott 8.

Inter A — Johnson 6, Crocker,Dean 9, Nygard, Cunningham,

Flynn LeadsScoring Parade ;Scott Third

LEAGUE STANDING SW L Pte.

VARSITY 9 1 18Maple Leafs 7 4 14Angelus 7 4 14Adanacs 4 5

8Tookes 3 5

6Stacy 's 0 11

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• Pat Flynn again went to thehead of the league scoring lis tSaturday night as he grabbed 14points to give himself a total of115, three points ahead of the clos-est rival, Joe Ross.

Jim Scott is third In the list witha total of 111 points.

Official Standings :Pat Flynn 11 5Joe Ross 11 2Jim Scott 11 1Bann Mathison 84

• Neither Varsity or Ex-Kits wereable to force in a winning goal

in their game on Saturday. Thescore stood tied 1-1 at half-time,and remained so until the fina lwhistle blow .

The muddy field at ConnaughtPark failed to slow up the fastpace of the game during the lasthalf — for 30 minutes the playsea-sawed back and forth wit hmany attempts on both goals —but they were unsuccessful .

Ex-Varsity star, Merne Nevison ,scored for Kits ; and Jean Hand-ling flicked in Varsity's point .

We like dogs, but when onesaunters across the field as Var-sity's forward line is firing on thegoal — well dog-gone-it, we don't .The shot hit the hound and re -bounded, . Jean hit the reboundinto the goal ; but. as one mightexpect, the goal was dissallowed .

Individual playing was good ,but team work was rather weak—Indeed, we wonder If the girlseven looked at times where theywere passing the ball .

The Varsity eleven is partlyconsoled even by a tie since intheir last encounter they lost t oEx-Kits. The team is on the up-grade, and will make the play-offs yet .

There are prospects of a gameagainst North Van High School onWednesday at 3 :30, watch thenotice board .

• Co-Ed Sports

R yan areDeclared Eligible'BirdsTake TookesFor Ninth Win• FLASH ! At a meeting of the Eligibility Committee las t

night it was announced that Doug Dedlow and JackRyan are eligible to continue playing for Varsity's Senior ABasketball squad .

Reason for Pedlow's re-instatement was the fact that hepresented a medical certificate showing he wrote the Christ-mas exams while sick. Ryan got under the wire because heobtained 55 per cent in the subjects he is now taking .

THE SCORE :VARSITY 57 — TOOKES 4 2

NEXT GAME VS. STACY'S, WED., 8:45, CAMPUS GY M• The Thunderbirds are rolling again . Still smarting front

their first defeat handed them last Wednesday the stu-dents walloped Tookes on Saturday night at the VAC gymby a 57—42 count .

The Blue and Gold boys were really clicking Saturday .Working around a pivot man and rolling the ball beauti-fully, Tookes were sunk right from the start . WorkhorseFlynn and Jim Scott, who were high men for the night wit h14 and 12 points respectively, combined to give the, studentsa lead that was never in question .

The 'Birds started off with asplurge in the first quarter andwound up with a 16—5 margin .The starting line-up continueduntil half way through the secondperiod when "Letty" Barton lef tthe game on personals.

Roller CoasterIn the second half, the game

nettled down and Tookes matchedbasket for basket that the studentsmarked up. Going Into the fourthquarter leading 41-29, Varsity soo nlost two more men via the person-als route when Pedlow and Mathe-son went out . Even with this losethe student attack was not hamp-ered and they coasted home to thefinal score of 57—42 .

Edmundson and Neal lead thebasket parade of Tookes with 1 2and 11 points, but the effectivenessof their offense was broken up bythat of the Blue and Gold .

Scores:Varsity — Hay 2, Scott 12, Flyn n

14, Matheson 7, Ryan 2, Pedlow 8 ,Johnson 3, Ross 1, Barton 8 — 57 .

Tooker — Osborne 6, Edmundson12, Pratt 6, Adshead, Jacobson 1 ,Neal 11, Lee 2, Alexander 2, Gross2 — 42.

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