the worst thing about the world is the world

8/12/2019 The Worst Thing About the World is the World

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THE WORSTTHINGBOUT THE

WORLD ISTHE WORLD JAMES CHACEeBOOK #1


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Kill me_In a bed with candy,

pleaseIts

my birthday.

I will sit and cry

withyou

when youstart

feeling older than attraction

wants


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So visual thinking is so notinTodayHa

You IDiot! I sayTo the man next doorhe drinks his wine withbutterscotch candy

bits and pieces of your skullform thoughts that haunt theworld.


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Mysavior!

Spell CognitiveDissonance

Among other things

I cant

Help_ forgetThe worst that could happen

Is that you wouldnever

Say"hi"to me again.


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So I think that David Lynchwas a real pioneer.I was watching his movies at 2a.m. with my dogsI dont have dogsThey were theoretical dogs,just like my theoreticaltelevision

That I was watchingtheoretical David Lynchmovies.

When I fell asleep I had a

couple dreams but I onlyremember the middleof the fourth one.


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I was in High school again andI forgot to go to class and Iwas afraidand I was also alone.So I walked home, head downlike a shameful dogI walked to my little kingdomin the basement of the library

My own little personal librarythat I breathed fire under butitdidnt ignite anything.

I drank some water before Iwent to bed and I put somesleeping pills in my mouth and


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I drank some more water andthen I filled up the glass andI put it into the refrigeratorso I could have some in themorning.


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Hey so I am listening to youthrough red headphonesAnd youre music is like hell,but in a good way.

So, I am in a hell that tasteslike blue cotton candyAnd there is neo-Dada all over

the placeIts all like please shit meinto a can so I can make thebankOr something just as wierd.

Where am I?I am little bit hazed when I


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drink every drug in the world?(psychedelic milkshake)I cant feel everything untilmy eyelids

Which are staring at the blackskyWaiting to scream Let ME OUT

YOU FUCKERS


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Im working on wrapping apresent for you

When you dont really exist tome anymore, let something

I want to let myself wrap thisthing perfectly

I looked at you perfectly once

I can do it again, I betBut Im thinking that its too

late to look backI have already driven so farAnd driving all the way back

now would take forever.Im driving while wrapping a


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presentIm just begging for death ;)


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What do I do when I bite offmy nail so much itR.I.P.s off my dam skinGross, ew, meI think its morelike howrather than the wh tAnd then the bigg questionslike, What is me andWered u lern to spel?

Whatever, I make a mistake andI pay for it with my hangnailfuck it, but anger makes itworse! Oh ME :))))Better buy anail clipper.I am screaming

because my sheets are weirdLike I am worrying about theTOO small things


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Like I am an idiot with myhair on fireI am not hate yourself for meand why?Who is the king ofSubway now?I dont really see Jaredaround anymore ;)I guess

I am waiting for a sublime,subconscious, semioticanomaly to take his placeWhat happens if I dont brushmy teeth for four years?

Just start doing it now beforeeverything gets worseBut how much more worse can it


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get?If I am already tourqing allthe way up the wall.

Is that how you spelltourqing? I am talking aboutthat butt dance.

Well,

Fuck.


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Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crash

your car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?

Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crash

your car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?


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Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crash

your car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?

Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crashyour car?Just love yourself and crash

your car?


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A monday afternoonin the summer ;)

Lazily peaking toward thenight

When the twilight comes, themoon comesDancing in a transparent blurUnder the orange silhouetteand above the mountains.


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I remember sitting on theporch with youthe summer was hotter than the

rest of em that dayand we looked like a couple ofidiots.It was like the perfect deathin a sad movie.

As I hold my sweat in my handsI saw you move away from meAnd as you walked I could seeangels pouring salty rain on

you.You shimmered like a polishedshoe.


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I thought to myself that Imight not get anywhere but ifI didnt it would be okay

because I was sitting on theporch with you in the summerand I dont think I have everbeen happier.

I just found out you can getunlimited pancakes for fouramerican dollars at Dennys.

And the last time I had sex

was the other day.


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America is like that annoyinghall monitor in middle school.

Sadness, for me, seems toevaporate rather quickly.

And there is enough room onthe couch for the dog.

And people are starting torecycle more.

I can type in I am having acrisis on Google and get a


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sum of wisdom courtesy ofYAHOOOOOOO!

I have plenty of love in mylife but I have a decentamount of disappointment tooso everything balances outJUST FINE!

I like to write with a senseof neutrality, with the eyesof a spectator, which isinteresting?

And my best friend is makingpancakes


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