Attack of the Flying Dirtballs

Here goes my Here goes my best Sexy Rexy best Sexy Rexy impression.....impression.....

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Crap, late Crap, late release release again.again.

Okay, so Okay, so saying saying

““F&@# it IF&@# it I’’m m going deepgoing deep”” doesndoesn’’t work t work for me. Itfor me. It’’s s not like I do not like I do this often.this often.

Now this is going Now this is going to be a good to be a good

one...one...

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WTF?! Throw WTF?! Throw it up here! I it up here! I

mean, even I mean, even I could catch could catch

it if you it if you threw it threw it here.here.

CC ’’mon man!mon man!

DonDon’’t worry t worry LaRon, itLaRon, it’’s s

just because just because my hands my hands were cold. were cold. II ’’ll be fine ll be fine

now. now. Honest. Honest.

CC ’’mon man, just mon man, just one time. Nike. one time. Nike.

Just do it.Just do it.

Well, at least Well, at least this one was this one was

above the belt above the belt for once.for once.

Damn IDamn I’’m good. m good. Wait, what? ThatWait, what? That’’s s

my first completion? my first completion? Well, it Well, it’’s only the s only the

3rd quarter.3rd quarter.

Tic tac toe, two in Tic tac toe, two in a row. Errrrr, a row. Errrrr,

wait....wait....

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Donovan. Donovan. Quick coach Quick coach up. This is up. This is

called a called a hand. The hand. The QB throws QB throws

the ball the ball here. Any here. Any questions?questions?

So just to So just to clarify... You clarify... You

want the want the next pass up next pass up

here, and here, and not at your not at your

shoe laces?!shoe laces?!

I have a feeling I have a feeling II ’’m going to be startingm going to be starting the last couple games the last couple games

ofof this season. Just FYI, I this season. Just FYI, I

tthink the reason you hink the reason you

dive bomb the ball in dive bomb the ball in the dirt the dirt

is because you spend is because you spend most of your time with most of your time with

your hands in your your hands in your pants. pants.

All those dingleberriesAll those dingleberries make you lose make you lose

your grip.your grip.

Andy really bent me over Andy really bent me over withwith

this one. My @$$ is going this one. My @$$ is going toto

hurt for a month. Maybe if I hurt for a month. Maybe if I could get the competition could get the competition

committee to allow the use committee to allow the use of kickballs with two bounces of kickballs with two bounces

still in play we would be still in play we would be getting somewhere.getting somewhere.

Jack@$$. If Jack@$$. If I ever get to I ever get to go back in go back in again Iagain I’’m m

going to put going to put it right in it right in

the ground.the ground.

You You wonwon’’t.t.

MANAGING IT

Here’s to a great season.HAIL!

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