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Don ' t bank THE UPYSSEY L ° n it Vol . XLVIII, No. 54 VANCOUVER, B .C ., TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1966 48 CA 4-391 6 Bank space ro w flares over SU B Bursar, McAfee disagre e on split of room, mone y norm betts photo SWEEPING UP after sloppy UBC students, buildings an d grounds workmen ponder pay raises they're seeking i n negotiating new contract with university. Council condemn s Canada's failure By CAROL-ANNE BAKE R Ubyssey Council Reporte r Council Monday night approved an ammended lette r to be sent to Ottawa condemning the Canadian government' s action in the Viet Nam war . The ammended letter states the AMS : Condemns the failure of Canada to act on the Joint Con - trol Commission with the im- partiatility and vigour neces- sary to prevent the conflict and subsequent escalation of th e war in Viet Nam ; Urges the government o f Canada to adopt a stand totall y independent of all external pressures and to use all chan- nels of negotiation and politi- cal pressure on the U.S . gov- ernment and at all interna- tional levels to effect an im- mediate cease fire and resolve the conflict in accordance with the Geneva Convention of th e year 1954; Calls for an immediat e and full debate of these mat - (Continued on Page 3 ) See : LETTER The $500,000 was "not di- rectly a contribution", McAfe e said, because it was actuall y part of a $928,000 bid by the B of M for 3,000 square feet in the administration buildin g while a separate bid for SUB's 6,000-square-foot bank spac e was only $202,000 . Both sums represent prepai d rent for 35 years . 'NO HOPE' McAfee said the bank ha d specified the split of floor are a and prepaid rental between th e two as-yet unbuilt buildings . " When I found out after ne- gotiations, there was no hop e of altering the split as the bank spelled it out, I sent a lette r to bursar William White tellin g him we would consider th e $500,000 as a student contri- bution to the new administra - stem was thrown behind sche- dule for more than five hour s —including rush hour ; Commuters found it took as long as 15 minutes to mov e three blocks ; And Toronto Transit Com- mission officials, gleefull y awaiting the line's rush-hour debut, were choleric wit h rage . Led by their blue-jackete d Lady Godiva memorial band , the engineers entered a statio n near the university at 1 :3 0 p .m . Witnesses said the horde lept over turnstiles and jam- med 400-strong on the firs t train that came along. The band went, too . One of the 100 engineer s left behind — his identity i s not known — ran to the en d of the platform and pulle d the emergency power switch . TTC chairman Ralph Da y said later : "The whole bunch should be thrown in the jug . " A U of T engineering dea n said an inquiry will be held and the university will tak e disciplinary action if it ca n be proven students had mis- behaved . Union call s for negotiato r in UBC talk s The UBC employees' unio n Monday broke off negotiation s with the university and decid- ed to send for a provincia l labor conciliation officer . Robert Black, president of the 700 member UBC Em- ployees Union local 116, sai d the university committee had failed to make any offer re- garding the requested 30-cent- an-hour wage increase . The union represents the non-prgfessional staff of th e university including truck drivers, laborers, cafeteria wor - kers, building service workers , and traffic and patrol person- nel . ' Black said the union wa s forced to apply for the con- ciliation officer "because man- agement made no offer on an y point . " The request made Jan . 3 1 also urges special adjustment s for university tradesmen in- cluding carpenters, electricians and plumbers . Present rates range fro m $318 a month for a buildin g serviceman to $590 for senio r tradesmen . John F . McLean, UBC labo r relations director, said the un- ion had presented no case for the requested wage boost . "We were quite willing to g o on negotiating," he said, "bu t we have received no submis- sion . " Neither Black nor McLea n thought the breakdown woul d result in a strike . WUZ WE ROBBED ? See Page 7 Special to The Ubysse y TORONTO — A horde o f 5.00 University of Toronto en- gineers Monday turned thi s city's subway system int o chaos . It took only one switch and when it was pulled : Power was cut off to th e new $200 million east-west line opened Friday by Ontari o premier John Robarts an d Prime Minister Lester Pear - son ; Trains were left stalled fo r an hour over the eight-mil e route; The entire underground sy- $500,000 building sent to. al l required (Continued on Page 3 ) See : SU B IN SUBWAY NEAR U OF T Engineers pull a slow on e By STUART GRAY Ubyssey SUB Reporte r UBC bursar William White said Monday a student contribution to the new administratio n does not exist . He said the sum — which Student Union Buildin g Chairman Roger McAfee told AMS council in January h e regarded as a student contribution — is in fact part of a general $1,130,000 offer made to the administration by the Bank of Montreal . White said the bank had made the single offer for a total of 9,000 square feet of banking area on campus with the split of space and rental to be negotiated betwee n the AMS and UBC 's administration. McAfee, however, said the bank itself had specified a tion building," McAfee said . WILLIAM WHITE split which was virtually un White said he could not re- alterable by any negotiation . member receiving the letter . . - 'bank set split' Bank officials Monday re- McAfee said he "was lookin g fused comment on the discre - for his copy of the letter t o pancies between White's and show The Ubyssey . McAfee's version of the bank's THREE PLANS bid . If the bank space were rent - McAFEE DENIAL ed on a proportional basis, th e AMS would get the $500,00 0 The Ubyssey interviewed Mc as additional rent for the SU B Afee Friday, after learning h e was denying the half-million space, McAfee said . figure was a student contribu- White said there were thre e tion, separate plans laid down i n bids for tenders Canadian banks . These were : Banking facilities in on e place ; The major portion of th e total area in the administra- tion building and the minor i n SUB ; The major total in SUB and the minor in the admini stration building . "The banks were to submit suggestions unde r all three headings," White said . 'BEST OFFER' "The Bank of Montreal came up with the best offer and gave us the option of either the las t two conditions," he said . "The whole agreement abou t the money allotment was be-

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Don't

bank THE UPYSSEY L °n it

Vol. XLVIII, No. 54

VANCOUVER, B .C., TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1966

48

CA 4-391 6

Bank space rowflares over SUBBursar, McAfee disagreeon split of room, money

— norm betts photo

SWEEPING UP after sloppy UBC students, buildings an dgrounds workmen ponder pay raises they're seeking i nnegotiating new contract with university.

Council condemnsCanada's failure

By CAROL-ANNE BAKE R

Ubyssey Council Reporter

Council Monday night approved an ammended lette rto be sent to Ottawa condemning the Canadian government' saction in the Viet Nam war.

The ammended letter statesthe AMS :

• Condemns the failure ofCanada to act on the Joint Con-trol Commission with the im-partiatility and vigour neces-sary to prevent the conflict andsubsequent escalation of th ewar in Viet Nam ;

• Urges the government ofCanada to adopt a stand totallyindependent of all externalpressures and to use all chan-nels of negotiation and politi-cal pressure on the U.S . gov-ernment and at all interna-tional levels to effect an im-mediate cease fire and resolvethe conflict in accordance withthe Geneva Convention of th eyear 1954;

• Calls for an immediateand full debate of these mat -

(Continued on Page 3 )See: LETTER

The $500,000 was "not di-rectly a contribution", McAfeesaid, because it was actuallypart of a $928,000 bid by theB of M for 3,000 square feetin the administration buildingwhile a separate bid for SUB's6,000-square-foot bank spacewas only $202,000 .

Both sums represent prepai drent for 35 years .'NO HOPE'

McAfee said the bank ha dspecified the split of floor areaand prepaid rental between th etwo as-yet unbuilt buildings .

"When I found out after ne-gotiations, there was no hop eof altering the split as the bankspelled it out, I sent a lette rto bursar William White tellinghim we would consider th e$500,000 as a student contri-bution to the new administra -

stem was thrown behind sche-dule for more than five hours—including rush hour ;

Commuters found it took aslong as 15 minutes to movethree blocks ;

And Toronto Transit Com-mission officials, gleefullyawaiting the line's rush-hourdebut, were choleric withrage .

Led by their blue-jackete dLady Godiva memorial band,the engineers entered a stationnear the university at 1:30p.m .

Witnesses said the horde

lept over turnstiles and jam-med 400-strong on the firs ttrain that came along.

The band went, too .One of the 100 engineers

left behind — his identity i snot known — ran to the endof the platform and pulledthe emergency power switch .

TTC chairman Ralph Da ysaid later: "The whole bunchshould be thrown in the jug . "

A U of T engineering deansaid an inquiry will be heldand the university will tak edisciplinary action if it canbe proven students had mis-behaved .

Union callsfor negotiato rin UBC talks

The UBC employees' unionMonday broke off negotiation swith the university and decid-ed to send for a provinciallabor conciliation officer .

Robert Black, president ofthe 700 member UBC Em-ployees Union local 116, saidthe university committee hadfailed to make any offer re-garding the requested 30-cent-an-hour wage increase .

The union represents thenon-prgfessional staff of theuniversity including truckdrivers, laborers, cafeteria wor-kers, building service workers ,and traffic and patrol person-nel .' Black said the union wasforced to apply for the con-ciliation officer "because man-agement made no offer on anypoint . "

The request made Jan. 31also urges special adjustmentsfor university tradesmen in-cluding carpenters, electriciansand plumbers.

Present rates range from$318 a month for a buildingserviceman to $590 for seniortradesmen .

John F . McLean, UBC laborrelations director, said the un-ion had presented no case forthe requested wage boost .

"We were quite willing to g oon negotiating," he said, "butwe have received no submis-sion . "

Neither Black nor McLeanthought the breakdown woul dresult in a strike .

WUZ WEROBBED ?

See Page 7

Special to The Ubyssey

TORONTO — A horde o f5.00 University of Toronto en-gineers Monday turned thiscity's subway system intochaos .

It took only one switch —and when it was pulled :

Power was cut off to thenew $200 million east-westline opened Friday by Ontari opremier John Robarts andPrime Minister Lester Pear-son ;

Trains were left stalled foran hour over the eight-mileroute;

The entire underground sy-

$500,000building

sent to. al l

required

(Continued on Page 3 )See: SUB

INSUBWAY

NEAR U OFT

Engineers pull a slow on e

By STUART GRAY

Ubyssey SUB Reporte r

UBC bursar William White said Monday astudent contribution to the new administrationdoes not exist .

He said the sum — which Student Union BuildingChairman Roger McAfee told AMS council in January h eregarded as a student contribution — is in fact part of ageneral $1,130,000 offer made to the administration by theBank of Montreal.

White said the bank had made the single offer for atotal of 9,000 square feet of banking area on campus —with the split of space and rental to be negotiated betweenthe AMS and UBC 's administration.

McAfee, however, said thebank itself had specified a tion building," McAfee said .

WILLIAM WHITEsplit which was virtually un

White said he could not re-

alterable by any negotiation .

member receiving the letter .

• . - 'bank set split'

Bank officials Monday re- McAfee said he "was lookin g

fused comment on the discre- for his copy of the letter to

pancies between White's and show The Ubyssey .

McAfee's version of the bank's THREE PLANS

bid .

If the bank space were rent-

McAFEE DENIAL

ed on a proportional basis, th eAMS would get the $500,000

The Ubyssey interviewed Mc as additional rent for the SUBAfee Friday, after learning h ewas denying the half-million space, McAfee said .

figure was a student contribu- White said there were thre etion, separate plans laid down in

bids for tendersCanadian banks .

These were :• Banking facilities in one

place ;• The major portion of the

total area in the administra-tion building and the minor i nSUB ;

• The major total in SUBand the minor in the administration building .

"The banks wereto submit suggestions unde rall three headings," White said .'BEST OFFER'

"The Bank of Montreal cameup with the best offer and gaveus the option of either the lasttwo conditions," he said .

"The whole agreement aboutthe money allotment was be-

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, March 1, 1966

'BOX-TOP' BUILDINGS

Debators knock UBCBy JACK KHOUR Y

UBC does very little to en -courage creativity and th earts .

This is the opinion of de-bators Les Harowitz, law II ,and Steve Tick, law I, wh oreturned Sunday from theMcGill Winter Carnival de-bating conference in Montreal .

"Universities should be inthe forefront of architecturaldesign, but at UBC all we hav eare box-tops for buildings,"said Tick .

This contrasted greatly withthe Stephen Leacock and Medi-cal Buildings at McGill, andartful layout of the Universityof Saskatchewan campus, hesaid .

Both debators said food

ram Raymer to Regina Wed-nesday to debate for the Mac -Donald-Laurier Trophy award-ed to the best university teamin Canada .

UBC has held the cup for th elast two years .

services of the eastern cam-puses provide better food atmore reasonable prices thanUBC .

"Personally, I think our foodis abominable . Theirs isn't theRitz, but it isn't abominable, "said Harowitz .

In addition to UBC, ther ewere 45 other North America nuniversities represented at th econference.

The UBC team defeated Mc -Master, Loyola University ,Emerson College, Boston an dFairleigh Dickinson, New Jer-sey; but lost its debate withHarvard, which won the con-test .

UBC is sending McGoun Cu pdebators Jim Taylor and Wolf-

"The home of friendly people and happy teachers ."

Cohn seeksNazi bannersfor lectures

Nazi flags, banners and bad-ges are in demand at UBC .

Dt. Werner Cohn, associateprofessor or sociology, says h ewants second World War flag sof Germany, Italy, and Japanas well as pre-war politicalposters, badges and banners .

Cohn said the items couldbe used by history and soci-ology profs to illustrate howtotalitarian governments ap-pealed to people for support .

The sociologist emphasize dhe is not interested in firearmsor other military items .

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WOMAN'S WORK is never done says pretty Joan Ruski nof Delta Phi Epsion, as she helps to advertise Vancouve rHotel fashion show. She will also model the latest inbridal fashions .

B.C. student group ,names interim head

Simon Fraser Academy ombudsmanbeen named provisional chairmanAssembly of Students .

The assembly was createdin January at a B .C. studentleaders conference in Victoria .

Mynott will act as chair-man, and organizer until anew president is elected at thefirst congress in October .

The assembly involves allsecondary .and post-secondar ystudents in B.C. — highschool, university, technicalschool, nursing and city col-lege students .

"The group 's aim is to pro-mote further interest in high-er education," Mynott said .

"It will be a group in whichstudents can exchange ideas ,and discuss action on commo nproblems. We will also act asa lobbying group," he said .

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IT MAY NOT BE SPRING, but Monday's sunshine turned a young man's fancy, lightly .Our voyeur photog caught this couple basking on Main Mall . Exams are only seve nweeks away, buddy .

IS BENNETT WACKY?

PIay parliament sets probe

Tuesday, March 1, 1966

THE UBYSSEY

Page 3

3-U fund hitsroad after IThe Three Universities Capital Fund resumed canvass -

ing Monday, $8 .5 million short of its $28 million objective .The campaign received $1 . 1

million while in recess for th ebenefit of the United Appealcampaign, co-chairman Alla nM. McGavin said Monday .

By ANN BISHOP

A play parliament royalcommission is going to investi-gate B .C. Premier W. A. C .Bennett's mental health .

Prime Minister Elizabet hMackenzie introduced the bil lto form the commission Sa-turday.

The move is a result of thequestioning of Bennett's san-ity by NDP-MLA Tony Gar-grave in the B .C. legislaturelast week .

Miss Mackenzie, vice-presi-dent of the UBC Liberal clubreplaced Alan Gould as primeminister in the newly forme dcoalition 'government .

Parliament passed a bill in-troduced by the coalition forincreased aid to post-secon-dary education including tra-vel grants, living allowance s

Construction must begin b yJuly 1, as stipulated by P . A .Woodward when he donated$3 .5 million for the centre .

The wing will be built firstbecause • of the pressing needfor this type of service in theprovince, says Dr. J. S. Ty-hurst, head of the departmentof psychiatry .

The wing will have 60 beds ,about 70 offices, 10 interviewrooms. with one-way, glass in-.

W. A. C. BENNETT. . . sanity queried

terview screens, and a 150-sea tlecture theatre .

The basement section willinclude pharmacy and occupa-tional therapy units, labora-tories, student study and locker areas and lounges for stu-dents and faculty members .

UBC sciencemensweep vs. ' SFA

UBC's science undergra dsociety will clash with theSFA football team in abroom-ball game tonight atthe PNE Forum .

The teams will mix broom sbetween periods of the hoc-key game between SFA, andthe Vancouver Canucks .

Reduced price tickets areavailable from Bob Johnsonin the SUS office .

and more bursaries and schol-arships.

Commenting on a mace-stealing incident started byNorm Angus. Arts I, laborminister Derry Nelson said ,"It was a fresh frosh stuntwith their typical excellenc eas shown by our regaining i twithin five minutes."

Some of the speeches wer epartly in French but werehooted down by the coalitionmembers with shouts o f"Speak Canada's language -speak English . "

A bill opposing U .S. policyin Viet Nam was watereddown by the coalition to astatement disapproving of warin Viet Nam .

Members were informedCanada's pickle industry isgrowing steadily .

The Postmaster general ,asked if he intended to flavo rstamps this year replied : "I tis a mint question . "

Secretary of State, KeithMitchell told parliament therewere "too many frivolities .We should 'be debating seriou ssubjects .

"A lot of the speeches wer ewere extraneous excretion sand I hope to see better nextyear," concluded Mitchell .

LETTER(Continued from Page 1 )

ters of urgent national impor-tance in Parliament, in orderthat Canada may move beyon dthe limit of our current action sand contribute to peace in VietNam .

Council defeated the approv-al of the original letter ninevotes to seven .

The original letter containedthe third point, plus the follow-ing points among others :

• Publicly call for an im-mediate end to U .S . bombing innorth Viet Nam ;

• Disallow Canadian firmsto export any arms or materia lto the U.S . or any other coun-try to be used in the Viet Namwar ;

• Declare support for theprinciples of the 1964 GenevaAgreement as the basis forpeace .

"To take in more than amillion dollars without eve ngoing outside the door is mostencouraging," McGavin told acampaign fund press confer-ence .

He said since the fund lastcanvassed publicly, the need sof higher education have bee nheavily underlined by both theBladen Report and the Eco-nomic Council of Canada .

"The Bladen Report ." Mc -Gavin said, "states in effectthat more investment in ouruniversities today means w ewill have more for other things10 years hence . "

The fund was launched in thefall of 1964 to help financeexpansion projects at UBC,Victoria College and Simo nFraser.

The $28 million is part o fa $68.7 million expansion pro-gram to meet their minimumrequirements to 1970 .

The provincial governmen tgranted the institutions" $40 . 7million toward the five-yea rprogram .

Active canvassing will endJune 15 .

It was decided to make re-presentations to the provincia lgovernment to lower the votin gage and to allow students re-presenation on the ManitobaCouncil of Higher Learning .

Commerce electsWalton for hea d

Alfred E. Newman failedto gain a victory in the com-merce presidential electionsFriday .

Phillip Walton, comm . III ,overcame Alfred's sing 1 e

write-in vote to win 123-vot evictory over his other rival ,John Norton .A total of 402 votes were

cast, representing a 45 pe rcent turnout of commerc estudents .

Peter Uitenbosch was elec-ted executive member, de-feating Allan Gjernes an dDoug Hart .

MORE SU B(Continued from Page 1 )

tween the university and theAMS . "

McAfee said he and KyleMitchell, former AMS trea-surer tried to get more money ,for the SUB space but withoutsuccess .

35-YEAR LEAS EWhite said the $928,000 sum

was allotted as rental for theadministration's bank space be-cause it was hoped this wouldcover most of the cost of theadministration building itself .

`Also, the university will op-erate both banks for the 35 -year lease period, at approxi-mately 4 per cent of the capi-tal cost per year," he said .

This alone warrants the lar-ger rental sum for the admini-stration bank, White added .

'BANK CONTINUES 'McAfee said the major rea-

son for the university gettingthe higher rent was becaus ethe B of M wanted the univer-sity's business, which he saidwould result in $45 million peryear university patronage forthe administration bank .

But White said the B of Malready is the sole bankingagent for the university .

"They will just be continu-ing in their present role, " hesaid.

.riA MODEL girl, frosh quee nBirgit Freybe shows offcreation at Monday noo nfashion show .

PART OF COMPLEX

Bids called fornew mental win g

Tenders will soon be called for a $3 million psychiatricwing for the planned $18 million teaching hospital at theUBC health sciences centre.

The wing will house the mostmodern teaching and treatmenttechniques including video-tap-ing facilities for psychiatric in-terviews used in teaching .

There will also be a nigh tcare unit permitting workingpatients to receive in-patien ttreatmen at night .

The building will be wire dfor computerized operation —a leading feature of the plan-ned hospital .

Manitobans seekunited college front

WINNIPEG (CUP) — Manitoba's provincial leadershipconference has set up a permanent inter-executive body asthe beginning of a provincial student union .

Delegates from the five pro-vincial institutions of highereducation met at Brandon Col-lege to discuss basic issues o fstudent government .

The individual student coun-cils must ratify the new body .

It is intended to help presenta united front of Manitoba stu-dents on their problems .

The conference also decidedto try to rebuild the image ofstudent government to place i tin the centre of university lifeand make it part of the stu-dent's practical education .

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TIE 181511?Published Tuesday, Thursdays and Fridays throughout the universit yyear by the Alma Mater Society, University of B.C . Editorial opinionsexpressed are those of the editor and not necessarily those of the AM Sor the University. Editorial office, CA 4-3916 . Advertising office, CA 4-3242 ,Loc. 26 . Member Canadian University Press . Founding member, PacificStudent Press . Authorized as second-class mail by Post Office Department ,Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash.

Winner Canadian University Press trophies for generalexcellence and editorial writing.

TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1966

"The responsibility of the pressis to report the Truth ."

—Batman, Feb . 3, 1966

wF'''' .

6:1MEMErx..z.:l M' ::: .°:" : :'"

DrinkVancouver police department's decision to invent it s

own special liquor law for students is interestingly timed.

It comes at the same time a charming classicist with

the attitudes of a Victorian headmaster has taken com-

mand of UBC's residences and declared an almost re-

ligious dedication to the status quo.

"IN LETTING YOU GO, we hope you understand thatwe didn't appreciate your lectures on the development o fsex in the American novel, . . . uh . . . it's just that we ha dhoped you might have made it a little less interesting."

Oh, really?department

"We need good reportersand we think you would findreporting on the Berkeleycampus exciting and reward-

- part of an editorialin The Daily Californian,

student paper of UCB,Feb., 196 6

What is yellow, has sixsides, is a quarter-inch thickand can he used either to testthe fit of a brassiere, as adoor hinge, a hair curler or acomponent in an electricalsystem ?

Answer: the ordinary leadpencil.

— press release fromToronto's Baker Publi c

Relations Services Ltd., forVenus Pencil Co. Ltd. ,

Feb., 1966

And both moves come when students across Nort h

America are waking up to the fact it's now their turn for

a civil rights movement.

LETTERS TO THE EDITO R

As American sociologist Paul Goodman has pointe d

out, nobody bothers to stick their curious little noses

into the sex life, the legal drinking habits, or the bedtim e

of a college-aged mechanic or office worker.

'Calm tone, but those

But except at perhaps two dozen progressive Ameri-

can campuses the idea that a student should be able to

relax with a drink — or with a member of the opposit e

sex — in his private campus residence — is unthinkable.

And in Vancouver apparently even the idea that astudent undergraduate society should have the same

rights as the Oddfellows or the Cricket association is notacceptable.

The student rights revolution started at Harvardand other Ivy League schools several years ago and is

spreading. It will happen at UBC too.

Perhaps that's why the bureaucrats — slowly, surely,

almost unconsciously — are grouping their reactionary

forces.

— D. S.

Citizens of North America ,the Union of Soviet SocialistRepublics must be invadedand liberated at once .

This conclusion has beenforced upo nme by a start-ling, shockingpiece of intel-ligence I cameacross when Iinadver -tently stum-bled into apolitical sci-ence class theother day .

The lecture subject wasRussia, and while discussingcontrol of production and con-sumption, the professor letslip this incredible fact :

There is no advertising inRussia .

None. Nil. Zilch .

The professor, apparentlyoblivious to the terrible im-plications of such a depriva-tion, explained with astound-

ing calm that, because pro-duction of Russian consumergoods is state-controlled, ther eis no 'competition and there-fore no need of advertising.

No NEED of advertising .Why, I said to myself, those

poor, backward, benighted ,underprivileged, heathen Com-munists.

The miserable, ignorant ,downtrodden, deprived, bloodyblighters, I said .

* * *

And I say to you, citizens,they must be liberated .

A crash program must beestablished to bring to thosepoor, backward benighted, etc .Russians the spiritual joysand intellectual enlightenmentof advertising.

Can you imagine the plightof Russian women who don' tKNOW that two shields ar ebetter than one ; that theyhave a choice of junior, re-gular and super ; that there'salso a Modern Way that's In-

Editor, The Ubyssey, Sir:

I should like to congratu-late Mr. Mate on an extremelywell written article ` Viet NamAgain' . I was particularly im-pressed by the calm, reason -able tone which his article set.

Yet there is, in my opinio none side that is less wrong ormore right, and that is theSouth Vietnamese and theAmericans .

Mr. Mate disagrees, and hehas every right to do this. Idoubt he would enjoy thisfreedom in Hanoi .

In one case the articlequotes a Canadian militaryobserver to the I .C .C. statingthat, and I quote, "there hasbeen no significant flow ofweapons or material fromthe North . "

visible and Unfelt in Place?And what about the men,

hot and sweaty after a hardday down on the collectivefarm?

* * *

They haven't even HEARDthey should have before-shave ,during-shave, after shave lo-tion; spray, stick, powder androll-on deodorant; cavity re-ducing, nice-tcebe-near tooth -paste for those who can' t'brush after every meal .

And What about the yout h— misunderstood in any coun-try. What about the pitiableRussian youth?

* * *

Do you realize they are notAWARE that to be popula rthey need the blemish-controlcream that's invisible ; skin-tight orange-label. TJ's ; beatlet-shirts; uplift - spread - apart-push-out brassieres and ./or six-week body-building courses;a fridge-full of Pepsi?

What does come down theHo Chi Minh Trail anyway ?Messages of sympathy andgood tidings. I think not .

In another instance, Mr .Mate quotes General Eisen-hower as having stated in1956 that, again quoting, "H oChi Minh enjoyed the backin gof 80 per cent of the Viet-namese, North and South . "Hecontinues "there is no reasonto believe that this supporthas since decreased ." Comenow, this statement is justplain foolishness .

How in the name of Marxcan they be part 'of the Pepsigeneration without Pepsi ?

How can Russian womencatch a husband withoutMaidenform, My Sin, MyScent and Come On ?

* *How can a Russian swain

go courting without some 00 7in the leopard-skin shouderholster under his narrow-lapel, button-down, beltless ,loopless, cuffless, collarles sRicky Nelson wool worsted ?

* * *

How can there be any trans-portation in a land that doesnot have Tigers in its Tanks ?

Citizens, this outrage mustnot be condoned. The adman's burden must be takenup.

It is our sworn moral dutyto start running things up theflagpole and get those Rus-sians saluting.

facts! 'overthrow of a regime (orseveral) whose aims are notfriendly to those of Marx andLenin .

His forces which he fre-quently acknowledges are inSouth Viet Nam, have invad-ed South Viet Nam to carryon war with the people ofSouth Viet Nam .

Yet Mr. Mate still can seeno reason that this supporthas decreased . Well, I can .And I contend, so can hun-dreds of thousands of SouthVietnamese. And Thais. And

nsisssessimsssemmmssreemessinEDITOR: Tom Woman

News Ron RiterAssociate - _ _ - George Reamsbotto mCity Al DonaldPhoto Norm BettsSports Ed ClarkAss't News Dan Mulle n

Richard Blair, Robbi WestAsst City Danny StoffmanPage Friday John KelseyManaging Ian CameronFeatures Mike BohanCUP Don Hull

The Frosh wandered in and ou tof the North Brock basement to -day and disrupted the hard work-ing crew of Ubys,§ey staffers .Those who were disrupted were :Pat Hrushowy, Bill Graf, Rose-mary ' Hyman, Chris Crockburit .Carol Wilson wrote the masthead ,Marilyn Hfll typed 'tween classes .Stu Gray sat on city desk fo ra while, Bruce (Wheels) Bentonran copy, Val Zuker walked in ,Dennis Gans, Powell Hargraves,Kurt Hclger and Don Kidd tookpis, and Carol-Anne Baker, Kri sEmmont, and Doug Halversonwent to the council meeting. AIDonald wrote his essay.

RITER

RON QUIXOTE BY RON RITER

USSR: No ads, no Pepsi generatio n

Here is a man whom al- so

can

millions

of

citizenslegedly enjoyed considerable from other nations.support in 1956 . He was at PHIL LINDthat point a liberator — free- Arts IVing his people from Frenchcolonialism". 'HITLER UNTEACHABLE'

Editor, The Ubyssey, Sir :

I don't know when the re- the aid of the communist na- icle on Squires in your lastmark was made, by whom, tions of Russia and China he Wednesd 's editio , I justwhen, or even if it was made. has actively supported the wanted to say that I was cer -tainly glad to see that THEgame has arrived on our cam-pus .

I used to play Squires inGermany as a boy . It will beinteresting to see the Squirestournament and compare theability of the UBC team tosome of the experts I haveseen in my homeland.

A point that may interes tyou is that Hitler was rumor-ed to have hired tutors toteach him the game of Squireswhich he was still unable tomaster!

A SQUIRES FAN

Since that time and with

With reference to our art-

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Frosh :

fade, THE ODDYSSEY fade,

away . . .

March 1, 1966

THE ODDYSSEY

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Frosh capture campu s

The banana republic comes to UBC

'DETRIMENTAL DRESS'

Takeover todaykicks off wee k

A fashion show in Brock, noon, today, started the weekwhen frosh take over campus .

With Betty Runcie as com-mentator, the fashion show fea-tured both contemporary fash-ions from the centres of th eworld and styles currently dis-play on campus . A door prizewas offered .

Thirty-seven engineers wereshot in Brock Hall Sundayevening.

The engineers, all dressedin miscellaneous red costumes ,were assassinated for what aspokesman for the Froshsquad. described as :

"Dress highly detrimentalto the morale and image ofan institution of higher learn-ing."

The Frosh firing squad,

dressed in academic gownsand Oxford tweeds, abscond-ed with the engineers as theywalked out of a class suspect-ed to 'be Graduate Studies inPoor Dress .

The engineers were herdedinto interrogation centersafter their abduction.

Given the chance to throw

off the 'bonds of their iniquity

(i .e . poor taste dress) no less

than seven times, the engin-eers refused to reform andFrosh were left no alterna-tive other than execution.

Several victims pleaded fo rmercy and finally removedtheir horrible red jackets.

These were given handker-chiefs and were sent home totheir mothers .

Art Stevenson, EUS presi-dent, would accept no !blind-fold and called for "unionthrough death . "

As the shots rang out, a lonevoihe whimpered, "Engineer srue the world ."

Interment will be in the

Engineering Oriface .

Consensus around the Froshoffice is that the executive andthe council are both failures .

Of the remaining membersfrom an original executive ofeight the disilusionment i sgreat, the sense of failuregreater .

John Kidder, treasurer whorecently resigned, said "I spentso much time in the office pre-tending to do things . "

Doug Day, recently resigne das vice-president, was not avail -able for comment .

John Wheaton has recentl ycalled for the abolishion of hisseat on the AMS which meansthat Frosh will be representednowhere next year.

Ann Bishop, publications of-

March 1 sees a debate inTheatre, "Resolved that stu-dents should be allowed topark anywhere on campus ."

OUVRY MODERATE SSir •Ouvey Roberts, traffic

czar, will moderate at noon inHebb Theatre .

Taking the negative will beArt Stevenson and John Whea-ton, with Ed Laval and Julia nBlake opposing .

The Shantelles play for asoc-hop a n d pizza party inBrock on Thursday, March 8 .PEPPERONI FLO W

Music swings and the pep-peroni flows from 12 :30 to 2 :30 .

Admission will be seventy-five cents .

On Friday, March 4, CampusProper becomes the scene forFrosh stunts and general hellas first year students will at -tempt to move several of th emore prominent buildings o ncampus.

'Soon to be displaced are th elibrary, the engineering build-ing, and Brock .TAKEOVER FRIDAY

What they will leave in thei rwake remains to be seen .

Friday we take over thecampus .

A campus-wide dance will beheld in the armories Saturday ,March 5 .

T h e 'Shantelles alternatewith Don and the Goodtimes.

$1 .75 gives you five hours offun, frolic, and you get stonedat your own expense .

ficer 'has stated that "My jobhas called upon me to do no-thing other than dole out edi-torships ."

Men's sports, in the words ofRick Gospel, the Athletic ' s rep .has been "nothing short of afarce . "

Said a council representa-tive, "the tea party that somehad the gall to call a counci lmeeting was very enlightening. . . I guess . "

Wheaton said, "With the ex-ception of perhaps twenty peo-ple the Frosh office has beenknown about, visited, used, an dinhabited by only the executiveand friends."

The total registration in firs tyear is approximately 3500 .

Liaison grouptakes pity on1966 Frosh

Will wonders never cease ?Finally some bodies on this

campus are taking some inter-est in those poor souls who wil lbecome Frosh next year .

The "High School Liaiso nCommittee" is the title of thi sgroup of 'benevolent beings .

The committee was formedwhen the Education ActionProgram dissolved . It operateson an AMS budget .

The main aim is to givethose bubble-gummers some in-sight into the life on campus ,from a student's point of view .

"Information on universitylife as given by high-schoolcounsellors is sketchy, especi-ally in respect to housing ,course content, and social func-tions," said Derek Rendle, com-mittee chairman .

Kim Campbell, publicationseditor, said "High school stu-dents are completely mystifiedby the university . Informationon fees and courses offered iseasily obtained, but more in-formation on dress, social life(which includes drinking), andlife in Residence is desired 'bythe high school students . "

The program includes a one 'hour informal talk given to thestudents by a graduate of thei rschool .

The program should be suc-cessful because it has an oppor-tunity to touch all of the 193high schools in B .C.

Bob Cruise, this year's AMSvice-president has stated tha tthe only way Frosh can deterimpending abolishion "is byturning out in full force at thespring general meeting of theAMS

"This is a decision that ha sfaced them every year since thegranting of undergraduate soc-iety status in 1961," addedWheaton .

Abolishion of Frosh, coupledwith the fact that Arts Froshcannot vote in AUS electionswould mean that sixty per centof the students on this campuswill have no say in their gov-erning for two years .

Sixty per cent of Frosh arein Arts.

37 DEAD

— bruce benton photo

"I like the girl at check-out number three . . ."

Frosh firing squad strikes

FROSH CONSENSUS

Executive a 'failure

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THE ODDYSSEY

RED REERON .

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Earlier this year John Wea-tone president of the FroshUndergraduate Society, sup -ported a motion in councilthat could eventually lead t othe abolition of the F.U.S .

It is the purpose of thisarticle to view the strucureand activities of he F .U.S .and to state some alternative sto the present system .

The F .U.S. council is com-posed of 98 members, each re -presening one of the Englis h1 00 sections . The executive iselected by the frosh classearly in the year and consist sof a president, vice-president,secretary, treasurer, men'sand women's sports represen -tatives, executive member ,and special events chaireman .

There are, therefore, seve nvoting members . The presi-dent does not possess a vote .

The whole council meetswhenever Wheaton feels i tnecessary .

The F.U.S. receives $415annually from the A .M.S. tofinance its Homecoming Float ,Frosh Queen advertisements ,dances, Frosh Week, publica-tions, and numerous lesseractivities .

Several possibilities havebeen advanced concerning th estructure of the F.U.S .

One is to elect a generalcouncil of representative sfrom the English classes, asat present, and to have the melect an executive fro mamong themselves . Anotherwould have the council nom-inate a certain number of per-sons for each executive posi-tion to contest an election in-volving the whole Frosh class.

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"It is a pity indeed, that in this world there are so man ymore horses asses than there are horses ." — G.J.B .

Horses: Doug Bruce, Chris Brockhurst.

Horses Asses : Jim Moodie, Ann Bishop, Bruce Benton, VicYoung, Arnold Saba, Norman Angus, Sybil Jenkins, DerickBlackie, Patsy Anderson, Rosemary Barrett, Nancy Buchart ,Barb DuGas, Gerry Bette, Danny Francis, Julian Blake, and th elist of critics is endless . . .

Donkey: Ron Biter.

An EditorialPresident John B. Macdonald has stated in a recent

talk with students that he has not the time to spend withindividual students studying individual problems.

And so who has the time ?

Nobody in the university faculty is in a position to

officially or unofficially study and mediate disputes

between student and administration .

This would seem to reflect a great lack of foresight

Both alternatives are deplorable.But both are definite indications of the great rift

which exists between governors and those governed

throughout all the governmental institutions in our

society.We need a common meeting place; a common

ground; an unbiased representative to pull the hands

of both groups — student and governor — together .

We need what may be called an Ombudsman Board .

Perhaps seven people . Three faculty, three elected

student representatives, and one member of the Board

of Governors.These chosen seven would meet frequently and reg-

ularly to hear the complaints of student and faculty

alike, would have definite advisory powers, and definite

access to actions toward implementing their decisions .

By these means impartiality would be brought to

students for the first time, and faculty would recogniz e

the existence of such problems as are . And a very nec-

essary function of governing bodies would be served .

That of recourse by those governed to explanation,

definition, and reconsideration.

Take, for example, the present university parkin g

laws. An Ombudsman Board would have power to hear

complaints from students concerning the archaic laws

concerned and would act according to their judgments.

Into this organization would fall, eventually, such

obscure and sometimes farcical activities as the student

court, elections procedure, and, after a long, long time a

revamped individual faculty council structure.

Hand off the AMS ? . . . maybe.

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In case of fire

Bruce Benton

A voter's pleaOn Wednesday I approached a polling booth in

North Brock with every intention of voting for the

arts candidate of my choice.I handed the girl manning the polling booth my

AMS card and waited patiently for my ballot. But it

was not forthcoming. Instead, I got my AMS card back.

I was then told that my patriotism was to be commended

but Frosh can't vote.This situation burns me up, as this year 1,900

students will have no say as to who is to represent the m

on council .It seems to me that the Frosh are getting kicke d

around pretty badly at this university .

Next year when the frosh come on campus it is

likely they will have no say as to who will represent

them .What's more, if they are in arts, they will have no

voice in selecting their faculty representative for tw o

years.First year science students can not only vote but ,

if they wish, they can run for president of their faculty .

Even the first year aggies can vote .It is too late to do anything this year . Don Wise

has been elected for us . Let's hope that the older, mor e

knowledgeable arts students have chosen a good leader

for us.Give next year's frosh their vote, Don, please . . .

—Bruce Benton

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with new surroundings and agreat change in his educationpattern and it may be that hewishes to meet this experiencewith the frosh .

Wheaton has describedfrosh as having interests thatare far too varied to be amal-gamated as a separate groupon council .

It is possible that being amember of a distinct facultyoffers more chances to meetthose who have common inter-ests.

The first three suggestionsfor reorganization l i s t e dabove would meet with thesame difficulties encounteredby the present system.

It is, then, a choice betwee nthe continuation of the latteror he total abolishment of theF.U,S. The decision will b emade at the general meetingof the A.M.S. in March .

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* *We are marked out. Short days agoI jingled change; saw silver flow.But now that Jew has all my doughIn Flander's Bar .

* * *Take up our quarrel with Fat Joe.To you, from drink numbed hands we throwThe bottle — be your's to hold it highAnd chug-a-lug 'til day it nighIn Flander's Bar .

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A third is to have an ap-pointed committee, like theFrosh Orientation Committee ,to handle the activitiesthroughout the year .

Finally, Wheaton advocatesthe abolishing of F.U.S. inany form. First year studentswould then join the under-graduate society to which theyregister . Students, accordingto Wheaton, would benefit bydirect participation in the fa-culty to which they belong.

One's preference would de-pend on his interpretation o fthe function of the F .U.S .

But no matter what sys-tem is adopted there will al-ways be the difficulty thatfirst year students have notbeen at the university suffi-ciently long to make many ac-quaintances .

When a student first arrivesat the university he is faced

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CAMPAIGN REVISITED: frosh need a dependable leader . . .

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Mad Mel offers rare raimen t

Tuesday, March 1, 1966

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'TAKE UP JUDO '

A hiker's rulesto avoid hitches

By DERICK BLACKIEFloral shirts, bell-bottoms ,

double breasted leather shirts ,and "matching unmention-ables . "

These are just a few of th eneat clothes featured at theBad Boy's Ragge Shoppe .

The BBRS, which openedless than four months ago isnow doing a booming businesswith the "in-crowds ."

Some of the wild clothes in-clude polka-dot shirts, wornwith corduroy bell-bottoms;velour shirts (with bell-bottomsleeves), worn with coloredcasuals ; and floral shirts, wornwith the Bad Boy "Blunder-buss" pants.

The Bad Boy "Blunderbuss"pants are an iridescent dres spant with a slight taper or bel lbottoms.

If you want to wear a ti eyou can choose from leathers,florals or suedes .

They also have Batmansweatshirts — no well-dressedengineer should be without one.

The BBRS imports numerou ssweaters from Europe . Someof these, like the large- turtle -neck and Norwegian pullovers,are selling great .

Brock types! The BBRS nowhas a new shipment of SpanishWineskins . Get one and takeit to the Ball !

"Now . . . say this is the Ho Chi Minh trail, then . . .

THE

ODDYSSEY

By ANITA NAESGAARD

A veteran hitchhiker has, foryour benefit, drawn up the fol-lowing list of practical ques-tions for fast, efficient trans-portation to and from the uni-versity :

(1) Put out your thumb theminute you see a car approach .This gives the driver more timeto feel guilty if he isn't goingto pick you up, and by thetime he reaches you he mayjust say something like "Aw ,what the heck." — Psychology ,you know .

(2) Female Students: Dressto advantage by wearing cling-ing sweaters, sexy hairdos ,etc ., bearing in mind, of course ,discretion . Remember, your in-tention is to get to class.

(3) Male Students : Cultivatea scholarly appearance, em-ploying such devices as gold-rimmed glasses, unruly hair ,and an air of consternation ,deprivation, and undernourish-ment . Motorists, particularl ybusinessmen, like to think theyare helping a genius . (Note :you will know you performe dconvincingly if, as you areabout to disembark, the driverasks your name) .

(4) Female Students (again?) :Hitchhiking after dark pre-

sents some difficulties . These ,however, are not insurmount-able problems. The studentwith initiative will :

(a) Take up judo .(b) Sit close to the door ,

making sure you know whichhandle opens it .

(c) If the gentleman lookssinister, too nice, or begins t opant, or asks the same questio nthree times because he wasn'tlistening , or rests his palm onyour knee, then you can besure his motives are not hon-orable and you should be readyto bail out at the next corner .

(5) To avoid boredom whil ewaiting, play a little game_cal-led "Will It Stop", keeping inmind the following genera lrules :

(a) '56 Plymouths stop .(b) '66 Plymouths don't stop .(d) Mustangs (speaking o f

cars) don't stop .

(e) Sports cars splatteredwith mud stop .

(f) Cars driven by womenand girls don't stop .

(g) Cars driven by business-men and night school student susually stop .

(h) Rolls Royces, as a gen-eral rule, don't stop, especiallyif driven by a man in uniform .

An interesting thing aboutthe BBRS as that they hav etheir own tailors and limit production of each item to abou ta dozen .

Most of the styles come fromcontinental Europe and a few,like the 'P' jacket, come fromthe U.S .

The BBRS are now sellingexclusively to the over eigh-teen age group. Anyone undereighteen can only shop wit hprivileged membership .

The other owner Bria nMann said, "We're restrictin gthe age limit to over eighteenbecause some people, likescreamies and bubble-gummers ,just cannot wear high styles . "

Now, if you happen to likethe "gear look" the BBRS willmake you anything without (? )reason. "Use your imagination"is their favorite saying . Forexample, they make leather ,seal skin, and calf skin suitswith traditional or doublebreasted jackets (with bras sbuttons) . You can have you rchoice . of tapered or bell-bot-tom pants .

If you are a co-ed, and havemanaged to stay with me thisfar, you might want to soar inand see the Bird Cage . TheBird Cage is the latest additionto the BBRS and it feature sthe "mod" look from Europe.

One of the items, called Ba dBoy "Skorts" come in cord ,leather, and fur . The amazin gthing about the skorts is tha tthey are only fourteen incheslong !

The skorts are worn wit hpanties (matching unmention-ables) .

Another hot item from theBird Cage is a Swedish kni tsweater which resembles the"poor boy" look . These swea-ters are worn with nothing (i .e .no bra) underneath .

The BBRS also have othernovelties such as leather rings ,leather money-bags, jewelledcuff-links, and cow-hide shoe -laces .

And, if you should purchasesomething, the money will bedropped into — what else? —

IF YOU DON'T get into the frats — never fear . There'sa toilet bowl .

i one group that will take anything .

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ANN MORTIFEE SAYS :

'My job is doneif people happier'

"I won't sing a song that Idon't believe. Take, for ex -ample, the House of the RisingSun. I think it's a very excitingpiece of music but I will notsing it because I don't believ ethe words ."

Her first professional appear-ance was with the Travellers .Three at the Bunkhouse lastJune. From there she went onto appearances with JoshWhite, offers with Bud andTravis and single stints at cof-fee houses all over the main-land .

Ann sees singing as perhapsnot the goal for which she wasintended but as only a pointe rtowards the larger field of ser-vice toward others .

"I may end- my life as aprofessional singer, but as long

ANN MORTIFE E. . . frosh folksinger

as I am helping somebody elseI will not be unhappy and Iwill not be wasted."

When asked about her aca-demic life, Ann replied :

"I am really disappointed insome of the courses . Perhapsdisillusioned is a better word .My marks are second class —nearly first, but I can't helpbut feel that I'm losing or mis-sing a lot .

"My aims have changed sinceSeptember, I now want to ma-jor in English .

"And I guess the greatestimpression is one of wastedtime . You know, toddle off toBrock for coffee instead of t othe library for other reasons."

"My singing has helped meto find a real meaning and apersonal fulfilment to life .

"Somebody once said thatthere is a God-shaped vacuu min everyone "and I fill minewith the creation of happiness ."

A-mace-ing,

the way Frosh

get around

Anonymous Frosh s t r i k eagain.

Last Friday, amid the gasp sof all who watched, helpless, aFrosh ran through play parlia-ment and stole the Mace fromthe hands of the inattentivesergeant-at-arms .

It was quickly given to an -other Frosh waiting at the door .He ran out of Brock screaming"Freedom from Iniquity."

The thief a n d his accom-plice, who held the doors, laterreturned the Mace at a forma lpresentation .

Said the unidentified thief,"Maybe it will waken thosemembers who are asleep at theback benches and get all par-ties working together . "

"This is only a dry run forVictoria next month."

The next target . . . "Ottawamaybe ."

Having once entered the en-gineering faculty one has achoice of specializing in any ofthe branches of agricultural ,chemical, civil, geological, min-eral, mineralogical, electrical ,mechanical, or metallurgical.

After the initial enlighten-ment, the students were divid-ed into smaller groups withtwo engineers leading

To the accompaniment of ear-splitting noises of the mechani-cal division's steam turbine aircompressor, a computer mak-ingg microscopic adjustments toa wind-tunnel model jet wasviewed.

These were all scale modelswith direct applications to thereal thing.

Students were next whiskedoff to t h e' geological section

where prehistoric creature swere on exhibition in a mu-seum setting .

At the mining departmentthe visitors dodged rock splin-ters as various rock crushersperformed.

At this stage all feet werescreaming for a halt to thepedantics and all blessed theguides for their presence.

"They were unusually politeand constantly helpful in an-swering all of our questions,"said a Frosh afterwards .

"It was an interesting tourand to round it off we were en-tertained by a 15-minute movieon several amusing engineeringstunts . "

This week, engineers areagain host to 650 high schoolstudents.

Bubble-gum in the FrothFlotation?

"If I can leave the audience happie rthen I consider my job done. "

And with this simple sen-tence, one of the most success-ful folk-singers that Vancou-ver has produced states heraims toward life and people.

Ann Mortifee wanted to playan instrument so, two yearsago, she picked up a $19 guita rand "I haven't put it downsince . "

A first-year arts student, Anncame originally from Zululandwhere her father owned a caneplantation .

"One of my favorite tricksfor a restless audience is toplay my `click' song . I learnedit from the cane workers an dit's kind of ballad punctuatedwith irregular clicking noisesmade with the tongue."

Her favorite type of song i sa "light air" .

"I come to entertain th eaudience, not make people con-sider their role in life .

than when I came

Engineers host the world .

ments, and generally, what isThe mighty impregnable en- needed to obtain the status of

gineers changed their accepted engineer .roles last Thursday and playednanny to anyone interested inviewing their inner sanctum .

As it turned out, most ofthose interested were Frosh .

After being ushered into En-gineering 201 students weregiven an opening address byArt Stevenson, EUS president.

This was followed by a shortspeech outlining the field ofengineering given by E . Teght-soonian, associate professor ofmetallurgy, the acting engin-eering dean.

Following this, Stevensononce again took over and in-formed all of the necessar yqualifications, course require-

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Page 5

FOREGROUND

RED BARON LETTER

'Harmut offendsagainst security'

ZOOMING into sight are two of the many planes our confused letters have pegged asthe Red Baron's own . On the left is a Stearman N2S-5, a primary trainer of the Secon dWorld War . On the right, a Fokker DF-1, in which our Baron Manfred von Richthofe nmet his death .

Editor, The Ubyssey, Sir:Due to the current contro-

versy raging over the identityof several aircraft shown in

recent issues of your newspa-per, I feel that it is only fit-

ting that at this time . I shouldsettle the question once and

for all .

* * *

The data quoted here is ta-ken from issues of Flying Re -view International, a monthly

journal of aviation reputedfor its accuracy .

Squadron Leader Feather-stone-Smith obviously ha slittle knowledge of aviation

since he believes one could'mistake an aircraft of th e

Messerschmidt Bf 109 series(which he incorrectly calls

a ME 106E —sorry, no such

aircraft Smithy, old chap --)

for a North American P-5 1

Mustang .

Observation of the accom-

panying photographs w i 1 1prove my accusations .

* * *

But even worse, he saysthat the bi-plane pictured onFeb. 24 was a Gloster Glad iator — Horrors — it is a

Stearman N2S-5 primary

trainer, built in large quanti-ties during World War II b yBoeing as the United StatesArmy Air Force PT-17 .

This is the same plane that

Skyway Air Services inLangely tow their advertisingsigns with. Observe how thecrudely drawn insignia obli-terate the rear cockpit . In-cluded photographs verify thisclaim .

* * *

Scienceman McIntosh was

partially right in stating thatthe Baron flew a triplane,

but it was a DR-1, not a DK-1 .

He also flew the Albatross

(DI and DIII) and the FokkerDVII .

* * *

Finally, does Harmut Von

Richthofen realize that it i san offence against security for

a serviceman in a war zon e

to disclose the name of hi sunit . Think what Hanoi wil lsay!

MIGUEL de CORRUPTA,Air Marshall ,

Air Force of Tristan de Cunna

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Tuesday, March 1, 1966

HOCKEY- BIRDS DOWNED TWIC E

Season ends, losinglyBy JOHN RODENHIZE R

UBC's hockey Thunderbirdsclosed out the season on a los-ing note.

Birds dropped both ends of aweekend doubleheader t oNotre Dame University Knight sfrom Nelson, 4-2 Friday and8-3 Saturday at the WinterSports Centre .

Notre Dame, made up mostlyof players from the Western

II 21-3 at Wolfson field .Tomahawks were handled

their first defeat by ExBrits12-3 . Tomahawks and ExBritsare now tied for first place inthe Dunbar Cup competition .

When Birds played a manshort for five minutes in th efirst period, because of a fight-ing penalty to Glen Richards ,the Nelson squad broke open a2-1 lead with three goals .

Richards was also given amatch penalty for kickingKnights' Glen Richards and hasbeen suspended.

Knights led 4-1 after oneperiod and 7-1 after the second .

Murray Owens and Car lChwacka scored twice fo rNotre Dame.

Mickey McDowell with twogoals and Dan Cumming scoredfor the Birds.

Friday, Notre Dame opene dscoring after 53 seconds of playand never looked back.

Len Bousquet and Cummingscored goals for UBC .

UBC loses Ken Ronalds ,Garry Morris and Al Merlothrough graduation 'but stillhave a nucleus for a strongteam next season .

Arts electionruled valid

The arts undergraduat esociety has ruled its presi-dential election valid .

Arts president Ian Mc-Dougall said Monday nocandidate had disputed theWednesday election in whichDon Wise defeated opponentsJim Cooke and Vic Hamm .

During the election, somebooths closed early and onemoved from the Angus build-ing to Brock Hall.

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Rugby teams takesome, lose som e

By DOUG MOSE R

UBC rugby teams enjoyed mixedweekend.

The Birds downed OregonState 14-6 at Wolfson field Sat-urday. In an earlier game atOregon State the teams ha ddrawn 3-3 .

Birds dominated the firs thalf on a superlative effort bythe forwards .

They gave substitute scrum-half Rod Halloway good pro-tection and a good supply o fthe ball from the lineouts andset scrums .

When Oregon had possessionof the 'ball the covering ofDoug Patterson prevented theOregon team from developinga scoring threat.

Birds backs were clearly su-perior on the offensive and ,only a stern Oregon defensekept them from scoring more.

All of the scoring took placein the first half .

Next weeks the Birds facethe Vancouver All-Stars in Mc-Kechnie Cup competition . Al-though the Birds are consider-ed underdogs, they could sur-prise .

The Braves were defeated atBrockton Oval by the RowingClub 11-3 .

Totems ran over Richmond

success over the

International Hockey League, I cause of a weak UBC defence .Nelson Maple Leafs, complete-ly outclassed the hosting squa din both games .

Saturday, Knights scored si xof their eight goals while UB Chad at least one player in thepenalty box .

Shell-shocked goalie, BrianWallace, time and time againwas left at the mercy of thedeadly Notre Dame snipers be-

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UBC track team'robbed' of titl e

By HAL ARMSTRON G

It took three counts of total points before Winnipeg's ,track and field officials were able to divest UBC of itsnational intercollegiate title during the weekend .

The UBC squad was declaredthe overall winner of the se-cond annual college all-sta rtrack meet by one point, 54-53, over Manitoba .

The day after the presenta-tion when the squad was fly-ing home, an error was detec-ted .

Coach' Lionel Pugh has sub-mitted a letter of protest con-cerning the fiasco and the of-ficiating generally, which au-gurs disaster for the up-comin gPan-Am Games to be held inWinnipeg next year .

The meet was fortunately re-deemed by the performancesof the country's top collegeathletes from 19 universities .

After UBC's swift men's re -lay teams had edged Manitobaout of second place in both themile and four-by-one lap re -lays it was first conceded thatUBC had clinched the titleagain after a second count.

UBC was robbed of valuablepoints when two of the wo-men's events were re-run be-cause of `confused' officiating .

By coincidence, Manitobawon both events.

It did not deter UBC's PatPinsent and Sam Vandermeu-len from both taking first plac efinishes .

Miss Pinsent, UBC's out -standing performer, took thelong and high jump titles, andVandermeulen registered 6'4 "to win the men's high jump .

In the fiercely competitiv e600-yard, last year's champion

Sa- Brian MacLaren of North Da-kota State out-kicked UBC'sDave Aune to win in 1 :13 .3 .

Sprinter Chip Barrett andwomen's shot putter Gaby

World University Service Committe eWorld University Service Exchange Scholarships fo ra year of study in Germany, Japan, Spain, Yugoslavia ,and the USSR are now open for applications . All stu-dents in second or higher years are eligible except forthe USSR, which requires graduate or graduatingstudents .Further information on eligibility and terms of thescholarships is available at the WUS office, BrockExtension 257 . Deadline for completed applications i sWednesday, March 2, 1966 .

CUS Semina rDate: Wednesday, March 2Place: International HouseTime: 7 :30 p .m. - 10:30 p .m .Topic: International Student Affair s

W.A.A. Elections :Nominations are now open for the positions of Presi-dent, Vice-president, Treasurer and Secretary of th eWomen's Athletic Association. Nominations will clos eat 4:00 p.m. on March 7th, and elections will be heldon March 10th, in Bu . 100, at a general meetingto which all women on campus are invited . Nomin-ations may be submitted at the Women's AthleticDirectorate office in the Women's Gymnasium.

McMASTER UNIVERSIT YSCHOOL OF BUSINES S

Students who plan to undertake graduate study in Business Administration followin ggraduation are invited to consider the M.B .A. programme available at the School ofBusiness, McMaster University .

Admission is available to graduautes who hold a bachelors degree (any faculty) froma recognized university .

The School offers liberal financial assistance in the form . of scholarships, assistantshipsand fellowships to students who show good academic promise .

For information brochure contact :THE SCHOOL OF BUSINESSMcMASTER UNIVERSITYHAMILTON, ONTARIO

Applications for admission in September of this year will ,be accepted for considerationuntil August 15th . Those who wish to be considered for a financial award shoul dapply by July 15.

Soccer Birds blowfirst-place hope s

UBC Thunderbirds Saturday lost what chance they hadfor a first-place finish in the Pacific Coast Soccer League .

Birds were beaten 3-1 byBurnaby Villa at Varsity Sta- The Birds start their drivedium .

Dick Mosher, ending a lon gpersonal scoring drought, gaveUBC a 1-0 lead but goals byRay Nosella, John Macleod andIan McKechnie shot down theBirds .

It was one of the poorestplayed games at the stadiumthis season, as the Birds seeme dto have trouble finding ope nspace and distributing the ball .

The game was marked byroughness and often showedsigns of getting out of control .

Burnaby finished with onlyten players as playing coachKinnes Christie was given,marching orders late in thegame .

Captain Jim Berry was againthe best man for the Thunder-birds as he repeatedly carriedthe play to the Villas, but wasunfortunate not to score onegoal .

— powell hargrave photoTAKING IT on the ear, Rambler and Engineer go dow nin intro-mural soccer noon Monday. Ramblers finallytriumphed 1-0 in game held behind Memorial Gym .

John Stark Presents —Eugene O'Neill's

The Iceman Comet hNightly at 8 p .m. for Limited Engagement

for a playoff position thisturday when the yplace St . Andrews2 p.m .

Kl1'SRANO THEATRE — 2114 W 4th Ave.

Tickets from Vancouver Ticket Centre or at the Box Office

"Exciting, absorbing, a theatrical event for Vancouver. "—Jack Richards.

"A good production of a good play ." James Barber.

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host last-

United at

r

Moro also added points toUBC's total .

At the meet's end UBC tookpossession of the Golden Buf-falo trophy, and pending a ninvestigation into the dispute ,will retain it for six months .

It was only as coach LionelPugh was about to board theplane home that meet directo rJim Daly informed him thatManitoba had edged UBC 56-52 on a recount .

Chairmen Needed :Applications are now being received for chairman-ship of the following committees :ACADEMIC ACTIVITIES COMMIT I LE .FROSH ORIENTATION COMMITTEE.INTRAMURALS COMMI'I'TtE.LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE COMMITTEE .COLLEGE SHOP MANAGER .

All applications shall be in writing and shall be ad -dressed to the secretary (Box 54) .Eligibility forms must be submitted with applications .Eligibility forms are available at the Secretary's office(upstairs south Brock) .

Applications must be submitted by 4 :00 p.m.-Thurs-day, March 3rd, 1966.

U .B .C. Choral Society Presents

A Festiva lof Son g

Frederic Wood Theatre — Friday, March 4 — 8 p.m .

Tickets at the Door

* Classical

* Popula r

* Folk

* Spiritual

Alma Mater SocietyOFFICIAL NOTICE S

Finance Committee :Applications are now being accepted for positions i nthe Finance Committee .1. Three Assistant Treasurers2. One. Member at largeThose possessing a wide knowledge of student activi-ties and capable of assuming an interesting an dresponsible office are especially urged to apply . Pleasesubmit applications in writing to Box 53 by March 7 ,1966 .

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- ADVERTISEMEN T

Questions andAnswers on

SUB4

DECENTRALIZATIO N

Coffee facilitiesfine SUB says

T h e chairman of the

AMS president B y r o nStudent U n i o n Building

Hender agreed with Mc-committee has come out

Afee .strongly in favor of de-

"The -plans to put smallcentralized lounges and

lounges and coffee facili-coffee facilities. ties in some of the new

buildings is an excellen tidea, one that the studentunion building committeehas always been in favorof.

"This does not repre-sent a change in policy .Indeed this p o l i c y hasbeen in existence since thepresidency of M a 1 c o 1 mScott, some three yearsago," Hender said .

"These smaller a r e a swill not have the majorfacilities SUB has so ther eis 'no question that th egroups having them willnot use the building . Theywill not use it for casualcoffee between classes, butthat is only one small as-pect of the new building,"Hender said.

"Besides," Hender said,"only a maximum of 200 0:students will be able tomake use of these facili-ties in the . outlying build-ings . And that's not a verybig percentage of a cam-pus population of 22,50 0which we will have in afew years .

' ,Besides, when the SUBwas planned the functionsof these outlying a r e a swas well-known and con-sidered by the planningcommittee . "

QUESTIONS WE WANT!The SUB committee i s

looking for questions fromany student with a questionregarding the proposed fac-ilities for the new building.

"Results from our plea forquestions have been rathersparse," committee chair-man Roger McAfee saidMonday .

' ,For our next questionspage, Friday, we have only

Public MeetingThursday Noon

SUB OfficeBrock Hall

ADVERTISEMEN T

'TWEEN CLASSES

Czar directs debateFROSH

Sir Ouvry Roberts, trafficczar, moderates debate — Re -solved: Parking should be al-lowed anywhere on campus .Engineers vs . Frosh, noon,Hebb Theatre .CUS

Seminar on IUS and Interna-tional student affairs in IH 7 :30p .m . Wednesday . Speaking wil lbe Ed LaValle, Peter Braund ,Gordon Galbraith, and ValeryKaravayev .MATH CLU B

Dr. Kaempflu of the Physic sDept . speaks on Propability inMath. 229 noon Wednesday. Nolunches please .VOC PARKS AN DRECREATION COMMITTE E

Mrs. Eadie of Alpine Out -door Recreationail ResourcesLtd. will speak on CypressBowl Development — a ne warea to be developed on th eNorth Shore with 22 miles o fski tows Thursday noon i nAng. 415 .WUS

Dr. Kassis speaks on StudyAbroad Thursday noon in Bu .203 .NEWMAN CLU B

Dr. J. S . Conway will speakon the topic Catholics and Na-zis in the St . Mark's musi croom at 7 :30 today . Newmancampus mission takes place inthe ,St . Mark's Lounge at noonall this week.PRE-DENTAL SOC

Dr. Zokol speaks at noon to -day in Bu. 204 on Small Tow nPractices — all welcome .NOON HOUR CONCER T

Shakespeare's The Phoeni xand The Turtle set to music b yRobert Turner for voice andchamber orchestras, Bu . 106 ,Wednesday noon .EL CIRCUL O

Spanish speaking day in IH .Tickets for the Spanish playavailable . Coffee .EU.S

Engineering elections for 2ndslate Thursday — VOTE !ALLIANCE FRANCAISE

General meeting WednesdayBu. 1221 . Election of 1966-6 7officers. All attend, please !PRE-MED SOC

General meeting noon Wed-nesday in Wes. 201 . Electionswill be held. All membersplease attend.CHEERLEADIN G

CHEERLEAD !Tryouts for '66-'67 teams Bu .

218 Monday noon, March 7 .

ONTOLOGICAL SO CDivine Dictatorship? — a

talk by Ron Pollack Wednes-day noon in Bu . 221 .GRADUATE STUDENTS

Students' Wives Associationmonthly meeting Wednesday a t8 p.m. Speaker : Dr . Brummitt .SEAFORTH HIGHLANDERSOF CANAD A

Parade tonight at UBC Arm-ouries at 7 :30. Battledress . Re-cruits welcome .FILM SOC

Great Expectations in theAud . Thursday at 12 :30, 3 :30 ,6 :00 and 8 :30. 50 cents .ATMOSPHERIC SCIENCE S

Robert M. MacKenzie of the

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LOST ONE PAIR OF BLAC Kframed glasses . Please return t oUbyssey publications office inL'rock as soon as possible .

POUND AT INTERNATIONALHouse some time ago — a lady' sgold watch . Enquire at Interna-tional House.

FOUND IN ANGUS 104 ON FRI-day, black umbrella call Gary R E8-7008.

Greetings

1 2DEAR LYNN, FROM FORT CAM P

I send all my love. Thank you inadvance for making May 13 on eof the happiest days of my life .Remember 1 plus 1 equals 3 . Al lmy love, Geoff .

Special Notices

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WHY PAY HIGH AUTO INSUR-ance rates? If you are over 2 0and have a good driving historyyou qualify for our good drivin grates . Phone Ted Elliott, 224-6207.

THE "BANDITS ". (LITTLE SAL -ly Walker) are coming. Don't tell .It's a big secret !

HEAR THE BUREAUCRAT Sspeak out. On I .U .S., I .S .C. andS.I .S .A . Mar. 2. 7:30 p .m. Wed .at International House. Watch them talk!

-NOON HOUR DANCE. BROC K

Thursday . Dance to Kentish Steel e and the Shantelles, 25c.I)ON AND THE GOODTIM.E S

will be in the armories with Ken-tish Steele and the Shante)lesSaturday, March 5 . Don't miss th ebiggest dance yet . Just $1 .50 pe rperson, 9-1 .

I SAW YOU STEAL MY UMBREL-la from Ponderosa . Return same tosame place by Wednesday or Iwill inform R .C .M.P.

THE GREAT SOUNDS OF THE"Nocturnals" Friday night * a tTotem Park 9 :00 p .m . to 1 :00 a.m .AMS cards, please .

STUDY FOR FINALS ! BUT HAVEa ball first, the Pre-med Ball .This Saturday at the CoachHouse. Only $3 .50 cpl . at A .M .S .

WINTER KEPT US WARM, Afilm by D. Secter (U . of T . )\VINTER KEPT US WARM,.

ATTENTION : FOUR GIRLS AD -m4re'd by three eligible males las tSat . in Snackery'11 :30 - 12 :15 p.m .Call 224-5214 . Rm. 322 for coffe esometime .

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Travel Opportunities

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Come to tea at IH on Thurs-day 3-5 p .m . All welcome .IL CAFFE

Italian Day, Wednesday IH .Lecture on the Greek colonie sin Italy by Dr. Rutter fromClassics department . Noon .PHOTO SALON

Showing of accepted colorslides for annual salon Bu . 104 ,Wednesday noon. Black andwhite display continues in mai nlounge, Ed. Bldg. to Friday .

Orchestras

3 5

FREE WEEK END , SKI LIF Ttickets and meals for 2 or 3 pieceCombo for dancing, cafeteria,Whistler Mt . 2-3 hours each Sat.and Sun. aft . Mrs. Beattie, phon eMU 4-9913 .

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EMPLOYMENT

Help Wanted

5 1PIZZA PATIO IS CONTINUING

with its policy of making employ-ment available to students for parttime evening work—one or tw oevenings a week . Students con-sidering applying must have cleandriving record for use of Companycars and be 21 years of age orolder . Contact Manager at thePizza Patio most convenient toyou after 6 p .m . Locations in Ker-risdale, South Van., Downtownand West Van .PS: New outlet now open close to U .B .C.TWO STUDENTS WANTED FOR

part time work now, and full timeduring summer. Ddees includemaintenance work on apartment s& revenue houses and occasionalchauffering. Applicants must b ereliable and of neat appearance. Allapplications in writing . Send name,address & phone number and re-cent photo to Mr . Alexander, 1320Comox, Vancouver 5.

GREYHOUND LINES OF CANAD Ais accepting Driver application sfor summer and holiday periods.Good pay. Qualifications : Age 24-35 inclus. Minimum 5'10", Maxi -mum 6'2", 165 - 210 lbs ., 20-2 0vision without glasses . Must pas sGreyhound Physical examination .Apply in person VANCOUVER,PENTICTON . or CACHE CREEK,R .C.

Work Wanted

52EXPERIENCED R. & B. BAND

wants dance jobs . Phone Brjan .AM 6-4260.

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3 WEEK CHARTER FLIGHT TOLondon Aug. 24th to Sept . 14th,$340. Faculty and students (and /or parents, spouses, children, eli-gible) . Phone WA 2-7931 or RE 8 -6996 . Deadline for application sMar. 10th .

Automobiles For Sale

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MUST SELL 1958 MGA CONVERT -ible in good shape with excellenttransistor radio . What offers ?Phone 224-9957 . Ask for Randy.

'65 CORVAIR MONZA, 4 SPEED ,bucket seats, 110 h .p . 2 Sr., h .t.Call 254-3656 evenings .

SACRIFICE ! 1962 VOLKSWAGE Nde luxe . Radio, low mileage, excel -lent condition . Phone CA 4-597 9after 7.

Motorcycles

27HONDA 90 IN GOOD CONDITION ,

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Miscellanous For Sale

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3 pick-ups, strap . Also amnlifier .Excellent condition. Phone Georg e224-9039.

Rooms

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Room & Board

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board. Good food . Studious atmos-phere . CA 4-5006 .

Unfurn. Houses & Apts .

84VACANT MARCH 1st — S .C. 2 B .R .

lower duplex . High fenced yard .Child, pet accepted. Heat, stove ,frig . incl. 874-2417 . In Kitsilano .

FINAL race of the season .See a race car built in 1 5minutes and then raced .

Time trials 7 :30

Races 8 :30

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Please bring or send to Publications Office, Brock Hall .

Roger McAfee, Law II ,said Monday that there isno reason to believe thepresent plans for install-ing common room lounge sand coffee bar facilities i nsome of the new buildingcomplexes, such as en-gineering a n d forestry ,will in any way contradictpresent SUB or AMS poli-cies .

"There is no reason Whya student should have towalk to SUB for a softseat or a coffee betweenclasses," McAfee said .

"The S U B committe ehas always been in favorof making sure new build-ings have proper studentfacilities, facilities whichwill enable students tooperate more efficiently .

"The existence of thesesmall coffee facilities an dlounges in new buildingswill be an asset to theunion building program.They will keep down theload on the new cafeteria,and s n a t k bar, at peakperiods .

"Since the campus popu-lation will likely exceed

wilat is programmed forthese smaller areas will beof great benefit ."

one question. All questionsmust be signed and wewould appreciate a little les sobscenity . Unfortunately wehave received, unsigned ,three quite good question swhich, after being cleanedup, would make interestin greading. If those who wrotethem would care to resub-mit them, signed and fit forprint, we'll be happy t oanswer ."