The True Story Of How The Cow Jumped Over The Moon

By Nolan, lospinoso

• There once was a cow named Bob. He really wanted to go to the moon.

So he thought of a plan to make it there.

He thought of making wings so he could fly there.

After he was done making the wings he went to the tallest mountain he could find to jump off.

He went up, up, but. . . . .

Came back down. He was sad it didn’t work. So he thought he’ll have to think harder.

Next he thought of a giant slingshot to fling him there.

He went back up to the mountain to fling him self.

He went up, up, up, but. . . . .

He came back down. So now he thought even harder this time.

This time he knew his plan would work, he barrowed a canon from his friend Steve the chicken.

He went back to the mountain top to set up the canon.

He went up, up, up, up, up, but. . . . .

He didn’t quit make it and just fell down again.

At this time Bob was fed up with failing so he thought and thought and he thought .

UNTILL, he remembered that his friend has a rocket ship.He went to Ben the pig’s house to see if he could barrow it.

Ben said yes he could. Bob went back to the mountain to set up.

Bob was all set up. This time he was determined to make it there, and with that in his head he lunched the rocket.

It went up, up, up, up, up, up, up, but. . . . .

As soon as he landed he was super hungry and just remembered that he didn’t eat lunch and now its already dinner time, so he took the rocket back home where he had a chicken sandwich and pork loin, and went soundly to sleep that night.

The end