the top 10 badest popes in history betaenglish

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ABSOLUTELY EVIL INSIDE THIS GAY IT‘S NOT A TRICK


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THE TOP TEN MOST EVIL POPES

Evil is a familiar and ugly face. Rearing and peeking around dimly lit cities and alley ways

at night, evil stealthily rapes, murders and tortures its victims. Evil Popes have riddled the

history of the Vatican more frequently than most nations have ever seen a tyrant ruler.

While a majority of black-hearted, evil men and women are brought to justice in today’s

world, it is sad to know that some sources of evil cannot be vanquished as easily as a court

verdict. Perhaps more abhorrent than that, is the fact that evil still hides away waiting to

take more victims. Worse still is the plagued history of truly evil acts that have been

committed throughout all nations. When evil deeds are done in the name of God, they not

only scar our histories with shame, they blaspheme in the highest against our benevolent

creator. It is only at the very pit of evil where all things are frozen in Hell from the

constantly lamenting, flapping wings of Satan do we find places for the men described

here. Those who’ve propagandized and spread evil throughout the world while sitting on

the Throne of Peter have claimed justification through the Lord. What is to follow may

disturb you, upset you and ideally cause you to shed a tear over the tragic misdirection of

the evil that has been demonstrated within the office of the papacy.

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1 0 . P op e A l e x a n d e r V I

(1492-1503)

Pope Alexander VI had a special place in Hell reserved for him in the circle of

lust. On Halloween night of 1501, he was said to have organized and

participated in the “worst orgy ever in the Vatican”. While sex with promiscuous

women while unwed and sworn to celibacy and a life devoted to God may be

forgivable in certain circles, his other most awful sexual conduct would be

frowned upon by just about any member of our currently civilized society.

Alexander VI also was known to fornicate regularly with his two sisters and his

daughter. For the crime of incest, Alexander VI is surely damned to the core

and quite prodigiously ‘evil’.


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9 . P o p e D a m a s u s I(366-384)

Individuals who lived to see Damasus’s

rule saw a bitter day: women and

children were bought and sold as sex

slaves to increase funding for the

church at Damasus’s design. Those

who opposed the tyrannical rule of

Damasus would be tortured and

literally burned alive after their lands

were seized and used for church

designated purposes. Worse still is that

the women forced into prostitution

were not always simple subjects of

Rome, but female priests and nuns

themselves. So much for serving in

humility before God…

While some light could be said to come

out of this, there were forty-four

bishops who abhorred the acts of Pope

Damasus I and had found him guilty of

adultery on many counts.Unfortunately, the office of the Pope was a strong central figurehead and Pope

Damasus I weaseled his way through being convicted of the crimes that he was

known to commit on a regular basis. After the charges had passed, all forty-four

bishops were murdered at the order of Damasus I. What could be done?

Nothing. Damasus I was also the first among Popes to instill the concept that

the papacy was a supreme office of God, using the Petrine text in the Holy book

of Matthew to support his claims. Nothing like divine intervention eh? Among

the populous these heinous crimes went without retribution. For his adulterous

behavior, the public commonly referred to him as “Auriscalpius Matronarum”which means “ladies’ ear scratcher” in Latin. It’s a shame they didn’t name him

“constituent back-stabber”.


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8. P o pe Se r gi us I I I

(904-911)

In seven short years as Pope, Sergius III was bad the minute he was made

Pope. He took the Papacy through murder and while in office, lived quite

contently unmarried with a concubine by the name of Marozia. While his

political affiliates may have enjoyed his murderous tendencies for the sake ofgaining control of the papacy, Sergius’s concubine may have rivaled him in true

potential for evil. Marozia personally assassinated Pope Leo VI who followed

Sergius just seventeen short years after Sergius left the Throne of Peter in

order to claim the throne for Sergius’ and her son, John XI. Wicked.


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7 . P o p e B e n e d i c t I X

(1032-1048)

Nephew to the previous two Popes that resided in the Vatican, Pope Benedict IX

was touted in the Catholic Encyclopedia as, “a disgrace to the chair of Peter” –

which would be absolutely correct. Bishops in the service of the Lord, and

particularly Desiderius who was later crowned Pope Victor III believe Benedict

to be moreso the progeny of Simon the sorcerer rather than Simon the apostle.He raped the office of Pope in every way he could from murder to adultery and

just about all else. Because of the horrible things he did, the people literally

drove him out of Rome. His violent and sexual crimes were committed under

the blazing bright sun instead of through stealth of night and when he left, he

did not go with empty pockets. Before accepting his fate of having to leave the

Papacy, Benedict IX sold the office of the papacy to John Gratianus (Gregory VI)

who was fortunately for the people, labeled among the most religious of his day

and age. After Gregory VI’s rule as Pope, a Pope known as Damasus II came

into power. Benedict literally poisoned Damasus II and reclaimed power overthe Papacy. This was when the crimes of Benedict IX were so much to bear that

the Romans could no longer stand it – they expelled him from the city entirely.

Later, Conrad reinstated Benedict IX despite his atrocious crimes.


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6. P o pe P i us IX

(1846-1878)

Let it first be known that Pius IX resided in the Vatican as Pope between the

years 1846-1878. Let it secondly be known that there was a direct correlation

between his constant scheming within the realm of politics and the

assassination of President Abraham Lincoln. Both funding for and the mission

plan itself had made its way from the papal office, through hands undisclosed

to eventually meet with John Wilkes Booth who shot Lincoln dead on April 15th,

1865 at the Ford Theater in Washington D.C. Yes, despite popular belief, Lincoln

died as a result of orders from the Roman Catholic Church – not a fanatical

maniac who really wanted his slaves. What an addition for the history books…

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THE TOP TEN MOST EVIL POPES

5. Pope Urban II

(1088-1099)

Pope Urban II was the benchmark for

where the crimes against humanity and

God became genocidal. Between the

years 1096-1099 Pope Urban II ordered

the slaughter of roughly ten million people

where there were men and women but

mostly children in efforts to procure

Belgrade, the Orthodox Church of

Constantinople in Yugoslavia as well as

Turkey, Syria, Antioch and Palestine. Just

for reference, Hitler killed in or around sixmillion Jews during the Holocaust. Wow.


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4. Pope Innocent III

(1198-1216)

While Pope Innocent III didn’t reach the epic numbers of slaughters that his

predecessor Urban II had, he still aided and abetted in the murder of well over

one million people during his papacy between 1198-1216. His were words ofwar: he rallied military support in favor of the Inquisition after

excommunicating Philip II of France and had put both France and England

under interdict which was the Pope’s granted power of punishment. What was

unique was that the Crusade he waged after supporting the Inquisition was not

against heathen scum following a far carried faith – he went from the Vatican

directly to England and had his military might wage war against European

brothers. He had also began a Crusade against the Albigenses where upon his

military constituents were ordered to butcher them by the tens of thousands in

horrid and unholy ways. Dracula, eat your heart out.


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3 . P o p e B o n if a c e V I I I(1294-1303)

Again a Pope that was so evil that he made it into the Catholic encyclopedia for

his grave injustices against the people and his God. Boniface VIII was described

in the Catholic encyclopedia as having, “scarcely any possible crime omitted –

heresy gross and unnatural immorality, idolatry, magic, simony… his whole

pontificate was one record of evil.” Quite an accusation coming from the

Catholic encyclopedia… When the poet Dante wrote his eternal masterpiece,

“Inferno” it was the deepest pit of Hell that were assigned to Boniface VIII,

Nicholas III and Clement V. Needless to say, this was one bad dude.

Boniface VIII was a self-proclaimed Atheist. He didn’t even BELIEVE in God yet

he somehow managed to obtain the position of Pope. In 1302, Boniface VIII

instituted a commonly quoted misconception of Christianity (thanks) called

“Unum Sanctum” where through no faiths but that of the Catholic faith were to

be saved come the day of Judgment by Christ. All outside of the Holy Roman

Catholic Church were to be damned eternally in the pits of Hell. As it turns out,

most of those he damned did in fact go to Heaven, but as Dante predicted, it is

Boniface VIII chilling with Satan over poker and shots of Johnny Walker Red.


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2 . P o p e J o h n X X I I I

(1410-1415)

Not to be confused with Pope John XXIII of the 20th century.

Why people called this man the most depraved criminal who sat on the papal

chair rather than calling him the most depraved criminal of all time may never

be understood. Perhaps it was simply because they didn’t understand thescope of his evil. This “man” if you can call him that, committed almost every

heinous crime imaginable – by the hundred. There were thirty-seven clergy

members who witnessed and professed against him on the following charges:

Fornication, Adultery, Incest, Sodomy, Simony, Theft, and last but not least,

Murder. Even more members of the church than the thirty-seven who had

accused him had been witnesses to the gut-wrenching fact that Pope John XXIII

had a harem of mistresses in Boulogne numbering two-hundred. Even more

disgusting yet was the fact that these two-hundred women consisted mostly, if

not entirely of nuns. Thousands of lives were lost during the schism enacted inefforts to depose John XXIII, but luckily for the people, and the two-hundred

nuns, he was indeed deposed.


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1. P o pe P i us XII

(1939-1958)

As though one horrible Pius wasn’t enough, Pope Pius XII came into power over

the Vatican not long after his predecessor Pius who supplied the orders to kill

Lincoln. Again, take careful note of the era during which Pius XII held the Chair

of Peter – it was 1939 to 1958. Well, if anyone had ever been curious as to why

exactly Hitler got the notion that Jews were to be exterminated by the millions

between 1939 – 1945, it may have had something to do with the fact that Pope

Pius XII personally handed him detailed instructions on how the methodicalextermination of non-Catholic minorities across all of Europe was to be enacted

and how death camps were to be constructed for the sole purpose of their

murder. According to Pius XII, people of Jewish faith and other “heretics” were

not only supposed to be shot or killed, they were to be burned alive as to stay

consistent with the Roman Catholic Church’s designated penalty for heresy

against God. In 1946 he came to the aid of war criminals including Ante Pavelic

who was known in Croatia for leading among the most satanic and kill-happy

regimes in all of world history. The group went by the name of the Croatian

Ustashi. Taking a note from Pavelic, Pius XII established his own mini form ofthe Ustashi known as the Catholic Ustashi (guess he liked Pavelic’s work?) and


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the Catholic organization was responsible for the murder of more than 600,000

people. Not only were the murders enacted but they were done in such hideous

ways that it’s probably a sin just to think about how they may have looked.

Killings ranged anywhere from excessive torture to another visitation of

crucifixion (it’s not just Christ this time), cannibalism (mmm, mmm. Finger-

lickin’ good), live dismemberment (remember the saying ‘I’ll cut off your armand beat you with it?’”) and burning alive (oh so they gave the Jews a few

friends to dance on the hot coals with). If all of this is true, this man was not

only truly insane, he was quite possible the epitome of evil in the 20th century.

All in all, it seems as though the papacy has been littered with more criminalsthan good hearted Christians. While this short list of ten is only a fraction of the

fifty Popes who’ve been said to have sinned unceremoniously against God on a

regular basis, there have indeed been two-hundred sixty-five Popes in the

history of the Vatican. God willing through the other two-hundred fifteen there

has been enough good instilled throughout the world to overcome these jaw-

slacking evil peoples’ works. Just to paint a portrait though of how rampant evil

was and has recently been within the office of the papacy, there have been

forty-four US Presidents to serve in office since the establishment of the United

States in 1776. If the Presidency were to have followed suit with the papacy,there would have been eight Presidents already who’ve committed cardinal

sins such as adultery (cough, cough, Clinton, Johnson, Kennedy, Eisenhower,

and Roosevelt), murder (come now, that’s already at least twenty of the forty)

and other sins that God-fearing and decent people would shrink in cowardice

over simply hearing about. Well, maybe the papacy isn’t as evil as some offices

that have been held in the past few hundred years…

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