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KENTLAKE KEY CLUB | DIVISION 32
The Toasty
Tabloid
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1
APRIL 2016
President’s Letter
New Officer Introductions
DCON 2016
Month(s) in Review
Up Coming Events
Jersey Mike’s Fundraiser
Social Media
Key Club Chant & Pledge
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Hello! My name is
Tera and I’ll be serving
as you 2016-2017
president. I’m super
excited to start
another term as I
served as the
secretary by winning
with a rap during
elections last year.
Key Club is why I
wake up in the
morning and why the world seems 32 times
brighter which is why I ran for presidency
this year. My goal is to spread the love for
keys and community service to as many
people as I can. One of my biggest
accomplishments has to be the day I watch
an entire season of Law and Order: SVU in
one day during the summer. My favorite color
is red and my favorite instrument to play is
the Melodica. I hope I can serve everyone
well so remember to stay toasty!
PRESIDENT’S LETTER
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
Division 32 LTG
Ashley Villanueva Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. My favorite thing about Key Club
would definitely have to be the
passion and willingness that
members all over our division,
district, and world have to make a
change our community for the
better.
Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?
A. Okay, so the thing with this is I
don’t have a specific type of music
that I like. However, I know when I
don’ like a type of music or a specific
song. It’s hard to explain.
Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?
A. When I got this question previously, I said I’d be a mix
between a corgi and a dragon. I’ll stick with that – a dra-corg-on.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I was a wee little freshman, and a few (really awesomely
incredible) seniors came into my English class on the second week
of school and talked to us briefly about Key Club. Noting that it
didn’t seem like a club that I would dislike, I decided to try it out
and attend a meeting or two. Since then, I’ve never regretted this
decision.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. Probably goldfish crackers.
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. I’m not really sure.
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
President
Tera Chea Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. My favorite thing about Key Club is how at
home I feel. The thing with Key Club is
everyone that’s in the club shares the same
mindset when it comes to community service.
With that kind of mindset, everyone’s always
willing to help out someone in need which
tends to make really nice and welcoming
people. I’ve met so many amazing individuals
through this club and the memories I’ve made
are irreplaceable. Key Club is not just a club,
it’s a family.
Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?
A. I’ll listen to just about anything as long as it isn’t country.
Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?
A. A lamp so I can always brighten up someone’s day. Or possibly
burn the house down.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I first decided to join Key Club when my friend’s older sister was
an officer and she told me to go. Also there was pizza. Also I
literally had no life outside of school.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. Chicken tenders.
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. I have a cat named Beyoncé and she’s fat and gray and very
cute. On another note, I’ve been told I’m intimidating because I
don’t naturally smile and I don’t talk first but if you really want to
know the truth, I’m actually really shy and this one time I took a
nap for six hours and then started crying over Sailor Moon. So
please don’t be afraid to talk to me! I promise I don’t hate you, it’s
just my face.
Vice President
Cayla Dreisbach Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. My favorite thing would have to
be seeing everyone coming
together and helping out our
community.
Q. What kind of music do you listen to and
why?
A. I listen to everything basically
from Jazz to Modern but I can’t
stand Country, sorry :^)
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?
A. I would probably become a jellyfish? Mainly because of the
colors and they don’t have responsibilities.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I first joined Key Club because of how Tera introduced it to our
first period class and the idea of creating more friends.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. Hmmm… Probably smoothies’ man. Technically I’m eating one
thing that’s made of many foods so I’m cheating, but I love
smoothies’ so :^)
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. I’m a hardcore musician and I practice a LOT whether it’s
listening to the piece or screaming into my saxophone while my
finger bleed. So peaceful.
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
Secretary
RuthAnne Kepler
Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. My favorite thing about Key Club
is that you can get to know people
that you never would’ve talked to
which is really cool because I’m not
very good at making friends on my
own.
Q. What kind of music do you listen to and
why?
A. I listen to pretty much
everything but I really like classical,
swing era music and dream-pop.
Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?
A. If I could become anything it would be an old person
because I really want to have those weird leathery hands and
to have literally no responsibilities.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I joined Key Club because some of my friends were in it so I
decided to try it and it turns out I really liked it.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. Probably mashed potatoes because I’m a boring white
person
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. I guess I want people to know that if I talk to you and I’m
not very open it’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because I
just have some trouble talking to people I don’t know.
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
Treasurer
Taryn Nourse Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. My favorite thing about Key Club
is how it connects people. You
meet new people and create
friendships that can change your
life.
Q. What kind of music do you listen to and
why?
A. The only music I really listen to
is Panic! At The Disco. I listen to
them because I just love Brendon
Urie’s voice and the songs are
amazing
Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?
A. I would become a calculator because then I could finally
solve everything that doesn’t add up.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I wanted to become more connected to my school and the
community. I had been wanting to join a club and Key Club
struck me as a unique and fun club to be in.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. I would eat mac and cheese! It’s delicious, easy to make,
and just the best food.
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. I’m really awkward when you first meet me but once I get
comfortable I really enjoy getting to know you.
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
Bulletin Editor
Kaitlin Nguyen Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. I love knowing that a bunch of diverse
people are coming together for the greater
good of their community and can bond on
that idea while still making new friends. Q. What kind of music do you listen to and why?
A. I literally listen to everything but
Country. Like I listen to people like Halsey,
BMTH, Major Laser, Amarante, etc. but
nothing Country related. I don’t know why
but I just don’t favor it. Everything else
soothes me and helps me unwind while
Country is kinda just cringey to me. Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and why?
A. I’D TOTALLY BECOME A WOLF!!! Wolves are my favorite animal
and I naturally find them to be majestic and mysterious. I’d want to
see things from their perspective and figure out their behavioral
patterns.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I heard about Key Club from Tera and Maregyle and decided that
it would be cool to join a club that could help you earn your
community service hours for graduation.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. Probably pasta since there are a variety of them and you can eat
them in several different ways. Plus they’re my favorite food and I
almost never get tired of eating it.
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. At first, when I meet you, I may be slightly shy and introverted.
But the more that I hang around you and get more comfortable, I
eventually become really talkative and energetic. In my free-time,
I’m usually on my phone so feel free to contact me by text or social
media. I am almost always hungry and eat a lot more than I should.
NEW OFFICER INTRODUCTIONS
Event Planner
Bernadette Sheran
Q. What’s your favorite thing about Key Club?
A. Meeting new people and making
new friends in new places,
especially at DCON or DCM’s.
Q. What kind of music do you listen to and
why?
A. I will listen to ANYTHING
because music is my lifestyle and
passion.
Q. If you could become anything (object, animal, etc.), what would it be and
why?
A. I’d become a superhero because some people out here
need some saving and I love to help people out as much as I
can.
Q. Why did you first decide to join Key Club?
A. I was going to join originally because it would be a way to
stay connected with my friends since I moved almost every
year and I love helping out the community but I finally did
join officially this year and instantly fell in love and wished I
joined sooner.
Q. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A. Pizza, you can never go wrong with or burgers, now those
are good but I do love me some bubble tea.
Q. What is something that you would like people to know about you?
A. I’m a pretty good chef and baker
#ChefBernieInTheKitchen
DCON 2016
DCON 2016 at the
Seattle Convention Center
this year was a huge
success!!! Not only did we
have a lot of fun and made
new friends, but Division
32 took home 5 awards
along with THE SPIRIT
STICK!!! Good job guys and
keep up the good work!
These are some of the
group pictures that were
taken courteously by Tovi
Agtay from Division
19/36 while at the
convention.
MONTH(S) IN REVIEW
North West Harvests
Green Kent Work Parties
UP COMING EVENTS
Earth Day Event
o Celebrate Earth Day by cleaning up the park
o Saturday, April 16th, 9AM-12PM
o Morrill Meadows Park
99% chance that Kentridge will be there
Green Kent Work Party
o Help improve the appearance of a nearby
neighborhood by removing blackberry bushes
o Saturday, April 32rd, 9AM-12PM
o Springwood Park
Jersey Mike’s Fundraiser
Help raise money for our club by going to the
Jersey Mike’s in Covington every Monday
from 4PM-8PM in April and buying food!
10% of every purchase will help go to out
clubs funds
Make sure to tell them that you’re part of
Kentlake’s Key Club so that your purchase
will count!
17309 SE 270th Pl #119, Covington,
WA 98042
SOCIAL MEDIA, PLEDGE, & CHANT
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Key Club Pledge
I pledge, on my honor, to uphold the Objects
of Key Club International; to build my home,
school and community; to serve my nation
and God; and combat all forces which tend to
undermine these institutions.
Key Club Chant
HEY KEY CLUBBERS! HOW DO YOU FEEL?
WE FEEL GOOD! OH WE FEEL SO GOOD, UH!
DOUBLE IT UP! UH! UH!
TRIPLE IT UP! UH! UH! UH!
ONE LONG UH! UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
RAPPER STYLE! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!
TOASTY! *Holds up peace sign with fingers*