JANUARY 28, 2011 VOLUME IV ISSUE 5 DEXTER HIGH SCHOOL 2200 N. PARKER ROAD DEXTER, MI 48130

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Photos by Charlotte Becker, photo illustration by Claire Berger

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Snow boarding grows in popularity

Snowboarding has grown to be a popular sport and many boarders head to Mt. Brighton, Alpine and resort destinations such as Boyne to do their hobby. While many students go and enjoy themselves with their friends while snowboarding, there are others that compete seriously.

With Mt. Brighton only a 30 minute drive away, students have found a new activity for after-school and the winter break.

As for membership, more than 40 students have joined the Snowboarding Club, which allows students to get together on certain days and hang out at Mt. Brighton. “I really enjoy going to Mt.

Brighton,” senior Tyler Hanson said. “It is a lot of fun to go snowboarding with my friends on the weekends when there’s nothing to do.”

Dexter also has a reputation for having a few nationally

recognized snowboarders. Junior Owen Eisenlord and brother, senior Zak Eisenlord have both competed in Snowboarding Nationals, along with junior Patrick Becker and many others.

Junior Rob Wittenberg said, “It’s a really chill sport. Anyone can love it. You can get away and be yourself with your buddies. It’s fun; you try and do things you’ve never done before.”

Wittenberg also said nationals are during spring break this year so he won’t be going, but Owen Eisenlord definitely will.

Senior Tyler Hanson describes snowboarding as his favorite thing to do to above all else, because everyone can do it with a little practice and determination. He said snowboarding gives everyone something to strive for, whether it be a new trick or just getting down the hill without falling.

Hanson said, “I love snowboarding. Whether you’re with your friends or by yourself, the feeling of coasting down the mountain is above anything else, especially when you’re at the top looking down.”

Photo by Charlotte Becker, Photo illustration by Claire Berger

Evan Sanfordstaff writer Claire Berger

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Snowboarding trip gone wrongThe Rescue: After Maisch takes a nasty spill while carving, the ski patrol rushes over to tend to her ach-ing wrist. She was taken over to the ski patrol building for futher aid.

Photos by Charlotte Becker

The calm before the storm: Senior Cameron Maisch enjoys one of the few runs she gets in before disaster strikes. This was Maisch’s second

year boarding.

The Diagnosis: As ski patrol tends to Maisch’s injury they deter-mine that she is going to have to make a trip to the hospital.

Maisch said the Mt. Bighton workers were very kind and helpful throughout the entire emergency.

All bandaged up: Maisch sits and waits for her dad to come pick her up to go to the U of M emergency room. X-rays taken there de-termined that her wrist was broken.

Cameron Maisch takes a nasty fall and breaks her wrist snowboarding

Where to go for winter fun

Christmas is over, and it’s still a long time till the snow is gone. So while the snow is still here, you might as well enjoy it. There aren’t any mountains nearby, but there are still places to ski, go sledding and ice skate. In case you don’t know of any good winter hang out spots, we took the time to put together a list of our favorites.

Best skiing/snowboarding spotThe best skiing hill nearby is Mount Brighton. From Mast Road it’s

18 miles away and takes about 35 minutes. Mount Brighton is not that big, but it is the best ski/snowboard spot around here without going about double the distance to Mount Holly. There’s a nice terrain park and a good number of other runs to have fun with. However, it isn’t cheap. All-area passes start at $33 and go up to $46, depending on how long you want stay. If you’re only interested in the terrain park, the tow rope is a better deal, costing about $29. The rentals, on the other hand, are reasonably priced costing $25. For both skis and snowboards, if you want a helmet, they cost another $5 to rent.

Best sleddingThe best place to go sledding is Cardiac

Hill in Loch Alpine off of Bridge Way Road. It’s a steep big hill with lots of room for sledding. There is a small waterway at the end of the hill, but it only adds to the excitement. The hill is a public place so it won’t cost you anything to go there. It’s also in Dexter so there’s not much travel needed. So bundle up and bring a sled and maybe some food because there’s none there.

Best ice skating The best ice rink that isn’t too far is the Ann Arbor Ice Cube. It’s a

great place for a date and skates are available for rental. It’s located in Ann Arbor at 2121 Oak Valley Drive. From Baker Road it’s about a 10.5 mile drive and will probably take 18 minutes. Admission is $4 and the skate rental is $3. However, it isn’t open to public skate all the time, so check the web site if you’re thinking about going. For January, February and March the Friday night public skate is open from 9:30-10:50 p.m. There is also a great snack bar in case you get hungry or want some hot chocolate.

Up they go: Mt. Brighton snowboarders hold onto the tow rope as they are pulled up the hill. Most of the people going up are going up

to the terrain park.

Jake Aliapouliosstaff writer

Photo by Charlotte Becker

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Marshall KellenbergeruPage editor

&QASchool is like a war-time prison.

There are dangers everywhere. Some-times the only chance for survival is escaping, and if you are caught escap-ing, you will be dealt with harshly. The only difference is, unlike prison, you have no choice but to return to school. That is why your better op-tion, in school, is to waste time.

What does it mean to waste time you ask? Wasting time is when you purposefully work slowly or in an un-organized, unfocused manner. Wast-

ing time is not as easy as you think. There are five parameters you must follow if you plan to succeed in both the field of wasting time and the less important field: education.

The first parameter is to never be loud. By being loud you bring atten-tion to yourself and may force your-self into being told to do work. This could result in headaches from using your brain and hand cramps from writing.

The second parameter is if you are using a computer, find other things to do with your time than play games. By playing games you will anger the teacher who is trying to tell you things in the front of the room or the creepy tech gnomes who watch com-puter screens from their dungeon on the first floor.

Third is to always open the assign-ment you are supposed to be doing. Because, remember, wasting time is always done discretely.

Fourth is to always follow the bud-dy system. Never waste time alone. By having a partner you can be a whole lot more productive in your wasting.

The last rule is to you must be steadfast in your work. If you decide to start wasting time, you must con-tinue to work at it until you share an appearance similar to a phantom, invisible to the learning establish-ment, existing in nothing more than name and grade alone.

If you’re not having fun with your waste, you might as well just get back to work. Wasting time takes practice before you will completely hone your skills, but by senior year it is a cru-cial trait to have.

While you are spending your end-less days in between these walls, re-member there are lots of songs on your iPod you probably haven’t lis-tened to and even more daydreams you have yet to have.

Jacob BallGuest Writer

Wasting Time: A Life Skill