WELL-SPOKEN WINNER: Miss University of Miami 2015, senior Ashlhea Louis, asks junior Chinonyelum “Chi-Chi” Maduka questions during the Q&A portion of the 2016 Miss University of Miami Scholarship Pageant Tuesday night in the Shalala Student Center.Giancarlo Falconi Giancarlo Falconi // Staff Photographer

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T he Council of International Students and Organiza-tions (COISO) will bring the traditions of countries around the globe to campus to celebrate their cul-tures and, in the aftermath of recent events, highlight

the senseless violence that has occurred around the world.COISO’s annual International Week (I-Week) will take

place from April 4-8 on the Lakeside Patio, featuring this year’s theme of “the local experience.” With this concept, the event aims to take the campus community through a detailed explora-tion of different regions and discover the heart of these countries. That experience will start by honoring the countries reeling from terrorist attacks and remembering the fallen victims.

I-Week has held festivities on UM’s campus for more than 40 years. This year, though, the weeklong event will take a more solemn approach and focus on bringing awareness to the terror victims of these regions.

International Week Chair Aalekhya Reddam said the pur-pose of this year’s celebration was to highlight a different side to countries that were attacked and to show that they have thriving cities with rich cultures.

“We want to bring awareness to the plight. People tend to jump at different cultures and they say these things happen in Pakistan or so-called Muslim countries, Africa or other develop-ing countries,” Reddam said. “I think that International Week

shows another side to the countries [and] that it’s not just a place where terrorist attacks happen.”

This Friday, COISO will be selling customized I-Week shirts, accepting donations for victims of war and giving stu-dents a sneak peek of cultural foods that will be served through-out the five-day event. All funds raised will be donated to a hu-manitarian organization that benefits the victims.

“International Week has become more powerful because we have a cause behind it … In the past it was just an impact on UM. Now it’s in the world, in a small way,” Reddam said.

Reddam hopes the week will dismiss preconceived ideas people may hold about certain cultures.

“International Week breaks a lot of stereotypes and intro-duces them to a whole new culture. Some students also don’t have the option to study abroad, so we bring the country to them,” Reddam said.

Each day of the week will represent different regions: Latin America and the Caribbean, the Middle East and Africa, Eu-rope, Asia and the Pacific Islands. Every evening at 5:30 p.m., tents with activities, games, educational materials and cultural items will be set up on the patio before cultural performances start at 7 p.m.

According to COISO President Maureen Tan, the multicul-tural arrays of food are always a hit with the audience and, when combined with activities and performances, have attracted an average of more than 500 guests per night.

“People are always excited to see what food will be offered. We always have a huge line,” Tan said. “Asia night is serving an interesting Japanese cake called urio. Similar to mochi and subtly sweet.”

COISO Vice President Avisha Gopalakrishna and her e-board came up with one of the tent activities after the recent ter-rorist attacks. Attendees will have the chance to write positive messages on letters and express their reflections for the victims.

Last fall, when terrorist organization Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) attacked Paris, Beirut and a Russian char-ter plane, killing more than 300 people, COISO held a candle-light vigil to remember the fallen and stand in solidarity.

“There is a lot of hate going on in the world, but in Interna-tional Week, we will bring different cultures together and show that there is not just hate; there is love, there is unity,” Gopal-akrishna said. “We also want to show that terrorism has no re-ligion and to show the love and compassion of cultures coming together.”

International Week to blend global cultures with local experience

By Marcus LimMarcus LimStaff Writer

HONORING HERITAGE: During Asia Night of last year’s International Week, students from the Chinese Student Scholars Association perform a cultural dance. International Week 2016 will begin Monday, and each day will feature a different region of the world.

Giancarlo Falconi Giancarlo Falconi // Staff Photographer

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U niversity of Miami soci-ologist and author Alejan-dro Portes was joined by several other professors

Wednesday afternoon to discuss themes from his new book, “The State and the Grassroots: Immigrant Transnational Organizations in Four Continents.” Portes, law professor David Abraham and director for the Miami Institute for the Americas Felicia Knaul were joined by Jorge Dominguez, the chair of the Harvard University Academy for Inter-national and Area Studies.

The talk was the first of a series, according to Knaul, and Portes was an ideal candidate to kick it off, being a UM professor and a recognized scholar in sociology. He was founding direc-tor of Princeton’s Center for Migration and Development. “The State and the Grassroots,” which was edited by Portes and Princeton lecturer Patricia Fernandez-Kelly, compares 18 grass-roots organizations across the globe and how their infrastructure and activities help enable upward mobility for mi-grants.

A major point in the book and the discussion was the idea of “circular” mi-gration, when a migrant returns to their homeland with the skills and resources they learned while away and contrib-utes to the society they left. This, Portes said, is the solution to so-called “brain drain,” which occurs when nations with less opportunity lose talented individu-als, creating a vacuum of development.

Portes used the examples of China and India to illustrate the benefit of cir-

cular migration patterns, as opposed to pressuring immigrants to assimilate to their new home and abandon their re-spective cultures. The attempt to force immigrants into a new society with no respect for where they came from “tends to backfire,” Portes said.

The discussion was particularly relevant in the larger picture of Miami as an enclave for Cuban immigrants who have assimilated to a degree, but maintained their culture. However, Portes said that due to the 60-year-long chasm between the United States and Cuba, the circular flow of growth and improvement has been cut off. This has never been as evident as in the light of current political disagreements over President Barack Obama’s visit to the island last week.

UM President Julio Frenk was in attendance as well, and he gave closing remarks. He said he was glad to get back to his “roots,” as he earned a doctorate degree in sociology at the University of Michigan. The role of universities in the

global conversation about immigration – one that has become especially promi-nent during this presidential election cy-cle – is to set the standard for navigating multilayered issues, Frenk said.

“We are the source of that knowl-edge ... We understand the intricacies

and provide scholarship and knowl-edge; we perform a role in not just ad-vancing our own academic endeavors, but we show the world how to deal with complex topics in an enlightened way,” Frenk said.

Sociologist, fellow professors discuss circular migration

By Isabella CuetoIsabella CuetoAssistant News Editor

IMMIGRATION DISCUSSION: Professors Jomills Braddock, David Abraham, Jorge Domínguez, Felicia Knaul and Alejandro Portes discuss the changing nature of migration at a panel about “The State and the Grassroots: Immigrant Transnational Organizations in Four Continents” at Richter Library Wednesday.

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U .S. Senate candidate Pam Keith met with the Univer-sity of Miami Young and College Democrats Tuesday

night to talk about her candidacy for U.S. Senator Marco Rubio’s vacant seat in the 2016 election.

Keith began her speech with a list of her accomplishments, including her service in the U.S. Navy and her 20-year long career as a labor lawyer. The can-didate also identified herself as the first African-American woman to run for the senate seat in Florida, which she believes is a strong selling point of her campaign. Keith was joined by Florida State Senator Dwight Bullard and Florida State Senate candidate Don Festge. Keith is running for the Democratic nomination for the

seat against U.S. Representative for Flor-ida’s ninth congressional district, Alan Grayson, and Patrick Murphy, the U.S. Representative for Florida’s 18th congres-sional district.

“Those people need some visceral, in their gut, emotion that gets them to the polls, and having a fresh face, a new voice; somebody who not only looks like them but actually puts proposals on the table that’s going to advance the commu-nity,” Keith said.

Keith said that while elections to-day seem more like a boxing match, she chooses to fight with policy rather than pettiness.

“I don’t spend my time bashing my opponents, I talk about issues,” Keith said. “I’m okay with criticism; in fact, I love it.”

In response to how she plans to gain the interest of the youth and new voters, Keith said the responsibility falls in the laps of the candidates.

“I think the problem is not that you have young people who don’t care about politics, I think you have the problem of candidates who don’t care about young people,” Keith said. In fact, it is her unique vantage point on this issue and others that she thinks will distinguish her from her opponents in the upcoming primaries.

When asked about the changes she would make in relation to racism, Keith said that the U.S. court systems are hard-

er on poor, black men. She pointed to re-cent incidents of police violence against young black men, such as Tamir Rice and Laquan McDonald, both cases in which the police were not criminally charged.

“What we have is one law and two ways that it applies,” Keith said.

To rectify this ongoing predicament, Keith said she plans to hold prosecutors and judges more accountable for their ac-tions, such as creating a database that will record the outcome of judge’s cases and make obvious any negative trends.

Keith also stressed the importance of transparency, something she said she’ll bring to elected office.

“I’m going to turn my office out to the Floridians so they can see what I’m about,” Keith said.

UM student Angelica Duque said she liked the candidate’s message.

“Everything that she said was genu-ine, well-informed,” Duque said, adding that she liked how the candidate has a Snapchat account and appreciated her ef-forts to connect with youth.

Dylan Swart, president of the UM Young and College Democrats, also found Keith likable, although he cau-tioned that his vote was not guaranteed.

“I like her a lot,” Swart said. “I’m not going to decide my vote this early, espe-cially given the fact that I’m going to be at the [Florida College Democrats] conven-tion this weekend.”

A small group of students gathered in a Dooley Memorial classroom Tuesday night to discuss immigration and activism in America.

We Are All Americans, sponsored by Lambda Theta Phi Fraternity and the Alliance of Latin American Students (ALAS), focused on dispelling com-mon myths and misconceptions surrounding modern-day immigration. The event hosted two guest speakers, including Maria Mejia, who helps organize events for Service Employees International Union (SEIU). SEIU is a labor union that f ights for different workers’ rights, such as Fight for 15, in Miami-Dade and surrounding counties.

An immigrant herself, Mejia spoke about working in Little Havana, where the illegal-immigrant population is high and special volunteer events in the community help residents apply for citizenship. She said that providing people with opportunities to learn about their rights is crucial during an election year.

“It’s important for people to understand what rights they have,” Mejia said. “People only see what is said in the media and by voting, we have the voice to say wheth-er we accept these things or not.”

Students were shown different video clips that in-clude myths and common misconceptions of illegal immigrants – particularly Latinos. Some of the clips included businessman and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and writer and political com-mentator Ann Coulter stating that illegal immigration is one of the biggest and most important issues facing America. These particular comments were what inspired the event, according to UM senior and event coordinator Rebecca Garcia.

“It’s not a topic that is talked about enough – at least in a very substantive manner,” Garcia said. “It’s an im-portant discussion to have in light of all the racist, xeno-phobic discussion going around.”

The event also featured a guest speaker, Angie, who shared her story of emigration from her native gang-in-fected country of Honduras. Through tears and a cracked voice, she recounted the experience of f leeing her coun-try after being threatened with death upon witnessing the kidnapping of her grandmother and aunt. Angie did not disclose her last name because she feared that the Honduran gangs could find her.

“My story is one of millions,” Angie said, f ighting back tears.

Angie’s tale struck junior and Lambda Theta Phi brother Eunorick Duncan, who described it as “heart-breaking” and “hard to listen to.”

“To hear someone, who’s an immigrant, having to work their way to be just where you’re at is hard,” Dun-can said. “We have to look through their eyes and see what their story really is.”

Student Democrats host candidate for Senate seat

We Are All Americans forum focuses on immigration myths

By Gyles WardGyles WardContributing News Writer

By Amanda HerreraAmanda HerreraSenior News Writer

TALKING POLITICS: U.S. Senate hopeful Pam Keith speaks about her candidacy for the Senate during a meeting with the UM Young and College Democrats.Kawan Amelung Kawan Amelung // Staff Photographer

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Eight bills authored by next year’s Student Govern-ment (SG) Executive Board were passed and a new speak-er pro tempore was voted in at Wednesday’s Senate meet-ing.

Henson Destine was elected speaker pro tempore by the Senate; he ran unopposed. The position holds the usual voting rights of a senator and is tasked with over-seeing Senate committees and coordinating the Council of Chairs. It also presides over Senate meetings when the speaker of the Senate is absent.

The bills passed were all amendments to SG statutes, namely a bill that separated the chief of staff position into two new positions: director of academic affairs and direc-tor of non-academic affairs.

Another bill passed creating a Board of Communica-tions that adds four new positions beneath the director of communications to aid in marketing and public relations of SG. The position of deputy director of communications was removed.

The board will comprise no more than four members and no less than two in order to handle graphic design, photography, video, social media and the SG website. The SG president will appoint students to the positions after they apply and interview with the director of communica-tions, who will make recommendations to the president.

Whereas chief of staff used to be sixth in the order of executive privilege – the order of succession when a SG executive is absent – the director of academic affairs and director of university affairs are now sixth and seventh, respectively.

Other bills amended the duties of the executive sec-retary and executive-at-large internal, as well as adjusted

parts of SG statutes to include the names of new posi-tions.

Notes:

Get Out the Vote has registered about 400 voters so far and is hoping to reach 1,000 voters by the general election this fall. They are also able to help voters register in other states outside of Florida.

The Interfraternity Council (IFC) is holding a char-ity basketball tournament on Friday at 5 p.m. at the Hecht Athletic Center. Tickets are $5. There will also be a Miss IFC Pageant that night.

Matthew Phillips was elected president of the Grad-uate Student Association; he will take over after president Edwing Medina steps down at the end of this academic year.

Speaker pro tempore elected, new positions created

By William RigginWilliam RigginNews Editor

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T he 51st annual general meeting of Amnesty International is set to take place this weekend

in Miami with a lineup of human rights defenders, organizers and ac-tivists prepared to call the world to action on human rights issues. As for the University of Miami, two alumnae have established them-selves within Amnesty to strive to inspire change.

One of the speakers at the three-day event will be UM alum-na Brittney Bartlett, who earned a master’s in international admin-istration at UM in 2015. She’ll be among the more than 1,000 human rights activists who converge at the DoubleTree by Hilton from April 1-3 in the Miami Airport Conven-tion Center.

An assistant campaigner with the Individuals at Risk Program, Bartlett leads the Urgent Action Network, a rapid-response net-work that issues cases on threats to human rights worldwide every day. Bartlett said her time at UM contributed to her interest in work-ing with human rights, specifically Amnesty International.

“Through the graduate pro-gram, we gained deep insight as to how organizations are started,

managed and sustained,” Bartlett said. “Through my coursework, I decided that I wanted to go in the direction of working for a non-prof-it in human rights.”

The non-profit organization is a worldwide movement of people who campaign for human rights. Their action focuses on prevent-ing and ending grave abuses of the rights to discrimination.

Bartlett mentioned how UM has offered her a wealth of informa-

tion and networking, which con-tributed to her work in Amnesty.

“UM is a great name to have on your CV, period,” she said. “Peers, professors and persons of influence … Come to aid in career search after graduation.”

One of Bartlett’s roles within Amnesty is training interns and volunteers. One of those interns is UM alumna Kamila Orlova, who graduated in 2015 and has been with the organization since August.

As Orlova was earning her degree in political science, she be-came more and more aware of hu-man rights violations throughout the world, and Amnesty Interna-tional was often where she learned about violations.

“I was fascinated by the exten-sive work that they have done, from research and investigation on the facts, to exposure of the violations, to mobilizing people and bringing the human right violators to jus-tice,” Orlova said. “I saw the pos-sibility to intern at Amnesty as my teeny contribution to the fight for fundamental human rights for all.”

Orlova is currently a part of the membership mobilization depart-ment events team, where she assists in planning and organizing Human Rights Conferences events, such as the upcoming general meeting.

When Orlova first started working at Amnesty International’s New York office, she met her fel-low Cane, Bartlett, who readily ac-cepted her into their team that they affectionately call a “Famnesty.”

“Brittney is a very nice and fun person, and I had the privilege to work together with her on projects, including the upcoming confer-ence,” Orlova said. “It is especially nice that this conference will take place in Miami, my alma mater and where Brittney told me more about her time in UM as a Cane.”

Both Miami alumnae are ex-cited that the conference is held in the city of their alma mater, stress-ing that students should come to the conference to learn about hu-man rights and to network.

“It is highly important for stu-dents of UM to attend,” Bartlett said. “They can gain insight into the field of human rights, have the opportunity to network with experts in various fields within hu-man rights and research and even possibly spot a celebrity or two; last year Jesse Williams from ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and singer Estelle spoke on a panel for Art for Amnesty.”

For more information about the conference, visit www.amnesty-usa.org/events/human-rights-con-ference-2016.

Alumnae to speak at three-day human rights conference

By Marcus LimMarcus LimStaff Writer

WORLDWIDE LEADERS: Amnesty International gathers for a photo. They will be hosting their Human Rights Confer-ence this weekend at the DoubleTree in Miami.

Photo courtesy Amnesty InternationalPhoto courtesy Amnesty International

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A mong digital filmmaking technology, online movie

distribution and rapidly evolving home media, the world of moviemaking has had a trying decade and it doesn’t look like things will cool down anytime soon. This year, Napster co-found-er and former Facebook

president Sean Parker introduced a new movie-distri-bution service called the Screening Room.

The Screening Room presents an alternative to the movie-theater experience by allowing consumers to pay an arm and a leg to view movies in the comfort of their own home once the movies are premiered in theaters.

While the Screening Room isn’t yet exactly eco-nomically enticing (each movie will be made avail-able for $50 a pop), it still indicates a fundamental, long-anticipated shift in movie viewership: people are, by and large, over going to the movies. The fu-ture of cinema is no longer in the big, dark multiplex; it’s in living rooms across the country and around the world.

As can be expected, film purists are digging their heels in this. The voices of opposition include the likes of Christopher Nolan and James Cameron. Granting such an option to viewers, they say, will doom cinema.

And, in a way, they’re right. But might that be a reflection on the cinema rather than the viewers? Clearly, whatever the cinema is offering these days isn’t enough to make folks want to leave their hous-es to go check it out. Home-theater experiences are growing rapidly in their quality (to be entirely frank, my own home-viewing environment is both far more comfortable and far less prone to unwanted disrup-tion), and theaters are stagnating in the types of expe-riences they have to offer.

Unfortunately, this most likely ties back to how art relates to market. The needs of the consumer evolve faster than artists and creatives are willing to adapt. For the most part, the theater experience offers few uniquely desirable experiences; it’s just a bigger,

louder version of whatever people have at home. The cinema is an outdated medium of distribution and it needs to transform rapidly, or it will die.

Perhaps the cinema should die, or maybe sim-ply diminish a bit. The audience couldn’t be clearer: not all movies merit leaving the house. Maybe the role of the cinema should be relegated to the art house and the IMAX, specialty contexts for viewers who want to go the extra mile and who really care about the work. Perhaps this would reinstate some of the cinema’s former dignity, as opposed to a grimy, under-maintained hovel it has become, where bored 20-somethings go to kill time and text their friends un-der the flickering lights of poorly projected, instantly forgettable action fare.

Today’s cinema has proven that it no longer possesses a monopoly on the cinematic experi-ence. It must either discover how to capitalize on its unique virtues, or it will perish under the weight of the Screening Room and other similar services. And I, for one, hope it opts for the former. Yet I also hope it flourishes in the home-media market. Telling stories through the lens of a camera has a bright future ahead of it, whether in the home or in an IMAX. The fate of the multiplex is not the fate of filmmaking as a whole.

Andrew Allen is a junior majoring in communications. Upon Further Review runs alternate Thursdays.

Cinemas need to exploit their unique advantages

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S tatistics may not be the hardest form of math-ematics, but it is prob-ably the most finicky.

Moreover, the fact that it is vitally important in many fields means that it needs to be understood by people who otherwise would want noth-ing to do with mathematics. It is no wonder that when people talk about statistics, they tend to be wrong. One of the most relevant examples of this is adjusting test scores according to

a normal distribution, which is common in some majors. Relying on faulty assumptions, curving based on the nor-mal distribution creates a system where knowing who your classmates will be is almost as important as knowing the material, and this only impedes learning.

Grading tests based on a normal curve is built on a faulty assumption that test scores are supposed to be

based on a normal distribution, where a large percentage of the class should be centered around the average score. There is no real reason to assume this. It comes from a misunderstanding of the central limit theorem. When a large enough sample is taken from any population, we expect the sample mean to follow a normal distribution, not the elements of the sample itself. To properly apply the central limit theorem to test scores, it would require drawing a random sample of all students in any section of a given class, giving them a test, averaging this sample’s scores and then repeating this process multiple times. Only by looking at these sample means can we see a nor-mal distribution.

Even if it did not rely on bad mathematics, it is clear that this type of curve can create situations which are beneficial to no one. Suppose I am an average student and I have a friend called S who is brilliant. We want to take a class which is offered in two sections. Assume everyone else in this class is as good as me. If I take the class with S, there will likely be an upper limit on how well I can do, because I will always be graded in comparison to him. As a result, ensuring I do not share a class with him can do more for my grade than actually studying. Note that these problems are not unique to grading on a normal distribu-tion, but they apply to every grading scale that strictly requires a certain proportion of students to get each pos-sible grade.

This is not only a problem in classrooms; a faulty understanding of statistics can undermine businesses as well. Microsoft once employed a “stack ranking” evalua-tion system where the highest-working proportion of any group received bonuses and the lowest proportion could be fired. Intended to trim excess workers, it in fact made good workers unlikely to work together, as they might look worse by comparison. Moreover, departments were forced to label their lowest performers, who would re-ceive no bonuses and even possibly be fired, simply be-cause they did not match up with those who were better. This resulted in a destructive culture. According to one employee in a July 2012 Vanity Fair article, “It leads to employees focusing on competing with each other rather than competing with other companies.”

Microsoft has since gotten rid of the “forced curve” element of its stack ranking system, now lifting the limits on the proportion of employees that can earn a certain score. Since the changes, Microsoft has seen drastic im-provement, including a substantial increase in share price. In the business world, as in the classroom, using precon-ceived assumptions about how people should perform in relation to each other will always shift the focus away from producing good work and ideas.

Andrew Langen is a junior majoring in economics and math.

Faulty assumptions about normal curve do more harm than good

By Andrew LangenAndrew LangenContributing Columnist

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STRIKE A POSE: All of the contestants of the 2016 Miss University of Miami Scholarship Pageant perform the show’s opening number in the Shalala Student Center Tuesday night.

A s students and guests filled the Center Ballroom of the Sha-lala Student Center Tuesday evening, they were faced with

a royal setting. Deep-red and navy drapes hugged the illuminated stage where Miss University of Miami 2016 was crowned just hours later. The annual pageant continues a university tradition that dates back to 1949.

Miss University of Miami is an official preliminary to the Miss Florida and Miss America pageants. The event, as 2016 Chair Kayla Derby explained, is about showcasing inner beauty.

“It’s not about who looks the best in their swimsuit. It’s about who is the most confident, so those are the types of things the judges are looking for,” Derby said. “One of the things that I want students to understand is that beauty can radiate from the inside ... Hopefully it will inspire some of the attend-ees to be able to push themselves in ways that they didn’t imagine either.”

Each year, the contestants are judged according to five categories that hold differ-

ent weight. The categories are lifestyle and fitness in swimsuit, evening wear, talent, and the two most important categories, a private interview and on-stage questions.

Besides the title, the winner also re-ceives a $500 scholarship and the opportu-nity to work closely with a charity or cause of her choice.

This year, six contestants took the stage alongside the 2015 Miss University of Mi-ami, senior Ashlhea Louis, to showcase their talents and passions in front of friends, family and spectators.

“For me, Miss UM is someone who shows confidence but is relatable and hum-ble [and also represents] the UM commu-nity not only on a state level, but also on the national level,” said senior O’Shane Elliott, co-chair of the pageant. “The array of girls, their talents, their causes are always going to be different and something they hold dear to their hearts, and I think that’s just the most important part of why they aspire to be Miss UM.”

After seeing what all the contestants had to offer, the judges named senior Chi-nonyelum “Chi-Chi” Maduka Miss Univer-sity of Miami 2016. Now that she has won the crown, Maduka is beginning to reach out to organizations with her chosen plat-form: educating first-generation students.

“First-generation students are an inter-esting population,” Maduka said. “You have students whose parents are well-educated in other countries, but it’s not recognized

in this country, or their parents can’t really help them with the process. So it’s very di-verse and it’s very important for us to help them because going to college is an honor.”

Service to the community has always been a very important aspect of the competi-tion, which is why the pageant has support-ed the Children’s Miracle Network Hospi-tals and local Nicklaus Children’s Hospital through the years. Donations were encour-aged throughout the evening, but Derby said that there are many other ways to give back.

“They offer tours to any student that wants to see the work that they do with chil-dren and it’s truly inspiring,” Derby said. “We raised money tonight, but they accept donations throughout the year.”

For the reigning Miss University of Mi-ami, being a part of the pageant has been a rewarding experience. After months of preparation, Maduka will now be able to work on a variety of projects and represent the university under a bigger spotlight.

“I feel very humbled, very honored to be crowned Miss UM. I’ve learned a lot and I’m very excited,” Maduka said. “For me, the most important thing is working on my platform and really using this crown to voice my opinion and make an impact.”

Despite naming a winner, Derby ex-plained that at the end of the day, the most gratifying part of working for the pageant is seeing people make connections and friend-ships that will last a lifetime.

“Being able to bring a group of girls together who probably would have never been friends and watch them interact on the last night of rehearsal was very rewarding,” Derby said. “They are a great group of girls and it makes this experience very exciting.”

Applications for the 2017 Miss Univer-sity of Miami planning committee will be released in the fall semester. For more in-formation, email missuniversityofmiami@gmail.com.

By Sophie BarrosSophie BarrosContributing Edge Writer

Junior crowned Miss University of Miami

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Giancarlo Falconi // Giancarlo Falconi // Staff PhotographerStaff PhotographerSHINING STAR: Junior Chinonyelum “Chi-Chi” Maduka sings during the Miss University of Miami Scholarship Pageant Tuesday night in the Shalala Student Center. Maduka was crowned Miss UM 2016.

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37SportsSports The number of UM football players on NFL rosters in week one of the 2015 season, second most out of all colleges behind Louisiana State.

T he football team held its Pro Day from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on Wednes-day to showcase 13 Hurricanes hop-ing to make the NFL. Many notable

Miami alumni, including Ed Reed, who is now an assistant coach for the Buffalo Bills, came to Coral Gables to see the Canes audition for the pros.

Scores of NFL team scouts, executives and coaches looked on as the players participated in a variety of tests, but instead of observing the con-ditioning of the Hurricanes, the NFL personnel witnessed hurricane conditions as unrelenting rain poured down at the Greentree Practice Fields.

“When [the rain] started coming down I was like, ‘Man, wow. Can’t see me to my full potential today,’” defensive lineman Calvin Heurtelou said. “It was really difficult trying to get the traction on your cleats, trying to get a feel for the ground, but it is what it is.”

One team scout told NFL.com senior analyst Gil Brandt that it was the “worst conditions ever for a Pro Day.” It was still an improvement over

the weather in Cleveland though, at least to former Cane-great Duke Johnson, who now plays for the Cleveland Browns.

“Still better than Cleveland. This is way bet-ter than Cleveland,” said Johnson, who watched

the field drills with former teammates Phillip Dorsett and Denzel Perryman.

Although 13 Canes participated in Pro Day, the NFL contingent was largely there to see two players: defensive backs Artie Burns and Deon

Bush. Burns could go as high as the first round in the 2016 NFL Draft, while Bush is considered a mid-round pick.

“Besides the weather, everything went nice,” said Burns, a 6-foot, 197-pound cornerback. “Just focusing on my technique helped me through the whole weather change. I feel like I did good.”

Burns declared for the draft early after his junior season. The Miami native loves what he’s seen from new football Head Coach Mark Richt, but he has to provide for his family after his moth-er, Dana Smith, passed away from a heart attack in October 2015.

“I made the decision for my family, so that’s why I decided to leave,” Burns said.

Bush declared for the draft following a suc-cessful senior season for the Canes. The 6-foot-1, 205-pound safety was fifth on the team with 50 tackles in 2015 to go with one interception and a team-high two fumble recoveries.

Bush said he’s not expecting anything in the three-day-long NFL Draft at the end of April. “I’m just going to be glad for my name to get called,” Bush said.

Miami has had 30 players selected in the NFL Draft since 2010, the second most in the ACC behind Florida State. Burns and Bush are likely going to hear their names called, but a total of 13 Hurricanes will find out if they are going to add to that number in the 2016 NFL Draft held from April 28-30 in Chicago.

FOOTBALL

By Mark SingerMark SingerSports Editor

13 Canes participate in UM Pro Day 2016

Nick Gangemi // Nick Gangemi // Editor- in-ChiefEditor- in-Chief

PROS IN ACTION: Defensive lineman Ufomba Kamalu (47) runs the ball down Georgia Tech’s sideline after picking up a fumble by Georgia Tech at Sun Life Stadium during the final home game of the 2015 regular season. Kamalu and defensive back Artie Burns (1) participated in Miami’s Pro Day Wednesday afternoon on the Greentree Practice Fields.

T he University of Miami Sports Hall of Fame is cel-ebrating its 50th anniversary this year, and it will also host the 48th annual UM Sports Hall of Fame Banquet on Thursday night. The dinner, which

will be held at Jungle Island, will include the induction of seven former student-athletes and a former coach into the UM Sports Hall of Fame: basketball players Will Allen and Tamara James, tennis player Megan Bradley, swimming coach Charlie

Hodgson, baseball player Jon Jay and football players Joaquin Gonzalez, Willis McGahee and Kellen Winslow Jr.

Executive Director John Routh discussed the qualifica-tions required to get into the UM Sports Hall of Fame. Since so many players leave school early, graduating from Miami is not a requirement. Athletes must wait 10 years before they are eligible to be inducted into the Sports Hall of Fame so that the voting committee can truly analyze the athletes’ bodies of work.

“You want a little clarity of someone’s career,” Routh said. “A lot of times, male and female athletes come out and people think, ‘Wow, they’re the greatest thing ever.’ But some-times, you need to take a step back and say, ‘Alright, let’s com-pare them with other people.’”

Between seven and 10 inductees are chosen each year by a secret committee. Although anyone can nominate a former student-athlete or coach to be in the Sports Hall of Fame, only the secret committee, which is largely made up of Hall of Fame members, votes on the candidates.

“The president [of the UM Sports Hall of Fame] picks the selection committee chairman; only he knows who that person is,” Routh said. “The selection chairman picks the committee members, so even the president doesn’t know who’s on the committee until they meet in the summer to decide. That way, people can’t pressure someone to ‘help get my buddy in.’”

The Tom Kearns University of Miami Sports Hall of Fame building is located between the Hecht Athletic Center and the track and field facility. The museum is free to the public and open from noon to 5 p.m. on weekdays. Although it is filled to the brim with artifacts, the Sports Hall of Fame is always open to collecting more pieces of memorabilia – and so is Routh.

“Last year, Duke Johnson broke the record for most rushing yards. We have his jersey, helmet and shoes from the game,” Routh said. “The other night, [baseball] Coach Jim Morris won his 1,500th career game. We got a ball from the game signed by Coach Morris. We’re constantly adding to the collection.”

“You never know what you have in a closet, so don’t throw anything away,” Routh said.

By Chloe HarrisonChloe HarrisonContributing Sports Writer

UM Sports Hall of Fame to induct new members at 48th annual banquet

ATHLETICS

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A s the 2015-16 men’s basket-ball season came to a close in the Sweet 16 against Vil-lanova last Thursday night,

it was diff icult not to think about the players and contributions the Hurricanes will miss next season. Losing three start-ers and a key bench player to gradua-tion won’t be easy, but Miami should be poised for another NCAA Tournament run in 2017 due to a solid group of return-ing players and a top-10 recruiting class.

With Angel Rodriguez gone, rising junior Ja’Quan Newton will handle point-guard duties for the Canes next season. Newton was one of the best sixth men

in the country this year and played well off the bench in big games throughout the season. He showed a knack for get-ting to the rim and finishing, and he uses his length against opposing guards to get in passing lanes and come up with steals. However, at times his jump shot and ball handling were inconsistent. Newton will look to improve his outside shooting abil-ity and take better care of the basketball as he takes over as Miami’s primary ball handler.

Another player who will look to take advantage of greater opportunity next year is forward Anthony Lawrence Jr. As a freshman, Lawrence saw the court sparsely early on, but played well enough in practice to earn significant minutes once the ACC schedule rolled around. He showed great potential on the defensive and offensive boards, outhustling bigger opponents for rebounds.

Next season, Lawrence will be called on for much more than hustle plays, as he will compete for a spot in the starting lineup. He showed that he could knock down outside shots and get to the rim with ease against slower defenders, mak-

ing him a matchup nightmare for oppo-nents at either forward spot.

Miami also has a stellar recruiting class headlined by two ESPN top-100 players in 6-foot-9 power forward Dewan Huell and shooting guard Bruce Brown. Huell is a long and athletic big man who can run the f loor and finish in transi-tion as well as score in the low post in half-court sets. He may need to put on a little weight in order to handle the bruis-ing forwards he’ll face in the ACC, but an off-season in the weight room should fix that. On the other hand, Brown is a physi-cal shooting guard that excels on the de-fensive end of the court. He will be called upon to lock down some of the ACC’s best perimeter players next year.

It is always tough to see a distin-guished group of seniors leave, especially since it is a rarity in the world of college basketball one-and-dones. However, the near future is bright for Miami’s basket-ball program. Next year’s team has great potential, and no one should be surprised if the Canes f ind themselves back in the Sweet 16 a year from now.

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Despite departures, Miami’s next season looks bright

Victoria McKaba // Victoria McKaba // Assistant Photo EditorAss istant Photo EditorRISING GUARD: Sophomore guard Ja’Quan Newton goes up to shoot during the Hurricanes’ win over Duke in January. With the departure of senior Angel Rodriguez, Newton will have control of the offense next season.

By Cody BrownCody BrownSenior Sports Writer

T he No. 3 Hurricanes swept a top 20-ranked Clemson side last week-end. Their reward? A three-game se-ries with No. 9 North Carolina that

starts on Friday at Mark Light Field.The Canes will look to build off their suc-

cess against Clemson when they take on the Tar Heels. Senior left-handed pitcher Thomas Woodrey will open the series on the mound for the Canes Friday night. He has struggled this season with a 5.40 ERA in six starts, highest among the Canes’ starting pitchers. But Wood-rey played well his last time out, when he gave up only two runs in 5.1 innings against a potent Clemson lineup.

The Canes (20-4, 7-2) will have to face UNC’s top pitcher Zac Gallen, who has a 1.49 ERA and has only walked seven batters in 42.1 innings pitched. If sophomore leadoff batter Carl Chester and junior catcher Zack Collins,

who has reached base in 19 consecutive games, can continue getting on base at an impressive clip, they should be able to counteract Gallen’s pitching.

Saturday’s matchup will feature a pitching battle between UNC’s J.B. Bukauskas and the Canes’ left-handed sophomore Michael Media-villa. Bukauskas is coming into the game with some momentum, as he threw eight scoreless innings without giving up a walk his last time out against Georgia Tech. Mediavilla has been impressive in his first season as a starter, record-ing four wins and zero losses with a 2.53 ERA in six starts.

To end the series on Sunday, the Canes will start left-handed junior Garcia, who holds the best ERA among the team’s starting pitchers at 2.17. Garcia and the rest of the pitching staff will look to Collins, Miami’s star slugger, to provide run support. Collins has turned in a strong sea-son to date, leading the team with a .418 batting average and six home runs as well as leading the ACC with a .587 on-base percentage.

The Canes have a strong offense, but the Tar Heels (20-4, 6-3) sit third in the ACC with 190 runs scored this season. UNC’s Tyler Ramirez leads the Tar Heels with a slugging percentage of .707. They also have a balanced attack with six hitters who have a batting average over .300.

The Canes play North Carolina at 7 p.m. on Friday at Mark Light Field.

By Tej JoshiTej JoshiStaff Writer

Hurricanes face Tar Heels in top-10 matchup

BASEBALL

Victoria McKaba // Victoria McKaba // Assistant Photo EditorAss istant Photo Editor

CARL IN CHARGE: Center fielder Carl Chester fields a ball during the men’s baseball win over Bethune-Cookman last Wednesday at Alex Rodriguez Park at Mark Light Field. Chester hit .421 in the team’s last 10 games with three doubles and four steals on four attempts.

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HP Patio Jams ft. Ellen DiBona and Meaghan Campbell

Enjoy the weather and a great mu-sic performance on the patio! Plus while you are there, grab a free SnoCone, and awesome socks! This week’s songs will be performed by Ellen Dibona and Meaghan Camp-bell!

Comic Cure presents: The Coral Gables Comedy Festival

-ema The Coral Gables Comedy Festival showcases more than 20 local comedians from the state of Florida in this epically historical night of stand up comedy! A portion of the proceeds from every ticket sale will benefit the University of Miami School of Communication. Doors open at 6:00pm and show starts at 7:00pm and 9:00pm.

Norm Parsons IM Golf Tour-nament

Miccosukee Golf and Country Club Join the Department of Wellness and Recreation at the Inaugural Norman C. Parsons, Jr. Intramural Golf Tournament at the Miccosukee Golf and Country Club. Proceeds from the Norm Parsons IM Golf Tournament are used to support the Department of Wellness and Recreation Student Employee Development Fund. Gift cards to the Miccosukee Golf & Country Club Pro Shop are awarded to top teams. Prizes are also awarded to the winners of skills challenges including longest drive, closest to the pin and longest putt.

HP RAB Presents: Painting and Pitchers

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the year! Enjoy a meal #AtTheRat and then create a masterpiece to take home with you. There will be

one session at 5:00pm and one at 7:00pm, each with only 20 seats, so arrive early to make sure you can participate. Brought to you by the Rathskeller Advisory Board.

Baseball vs. UNC

Miami became the first ACC team to reach 20 wins and first to reach seven conference wins. The Hurricanes walked off Friday (9-8) and Saturday (5-4) and won Sunday’s game 10-5. Miami has won nine of its last 10 games - key to that stretch has been junior Zack Collins (.428, two HRs, 14 RBI), redshirt junior Edgar Michelangeli (.371, seven runs, six RBI), and sophomore Carl Chester (.421, 16 hits, three doubles, 4-for-4 steal

this friday to cheer on the Canes as they take on UNC!

Saturday, April 2

HP CAC Presents: Sisters Cosford Cinema

When their parents place the family home on the market, siblings Maura (Amy Poehler) and Kate (Tina Fey)

learn that they have one weekend to clean out the junk from their old bedroom. Unhappy with the news, the recently divorced Maura and her hotheaded sister make plans to throw one final bash to recapture their glory days with their former classmates. As the raging party begins to spiral out of control, the gals soon realize that there may not be a house left to sell once the dust settles. Free with your CaneCard!

Cosford Cinema Presents: My Golden Days

Cosford Cinema Presents: Douglas Sirk’s Written on the Wind

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take on UNC! The First 150 seniors get a free “Home

for the last time...think of it as a practice for graduation!

HP CaneStage Spring Musical

CaneStage Theater Company Presents: STARMITES The Musical. Show times are April 7th at 8pm, April 8th at 8pm (with Uprov at 7:30pm), and April 10th at 2pm. All shows are free for students!

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