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    The MagicMushroomMushroom

    There once was a farmer who grew many vegetables. 3/4 of theThere once was a farmer who grew many vegetables. 3/4 of thevegetables in the crops were corn, 1/8 of the vegetables werevegetables in the crops were corn, 1/8 of the vegetables were

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    potatoes, and 2/16 of the vegetables were tomatoes. f the farmer atepotatoes, and 2/16 of the vegetables were tomatoes. f the farmer ate!/" of all the food, how m#ch wo#ld be left$!/" of all the food, how m#ch wo#ld be left$

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    %ne day , when the farmer was ra&ing, he got tired and went to%ne day , when the farmer was ra&ing, he got tired and went tores by the tree. '#t as he went to do so, he noticed something. t wasres by the tree. '#t as he went to do so, he noticed something. t wasa cl#ster of m#shrooms( The farmer hated nasty f#ng#ses li&ea cl#ster of m#shrooms( The farmer hated nasty f#ng#ses li&em#shrooms, so he went to &ill them with his ra&e. '#t s#ddenly, am#shrooms, so he went to &ill them with his ra&e. '#t s#ddenly, am#shroom sprang to life( t had eyes, and a mo#th. t stood #p andm#shroom sprang to life( t had eyes, and a mo#th. t stood #p andgrowled at the farmer. The farmer was frea&ed( )e co#ldn*t believe it(growled at the farmer. The farmer was frea&ed( )e co#ldn*t believe it()e &new that this m#shroom had to be magic. +o he decided to tame)e &new that this m#shroom had to be magic. +o he decided to tameit and marry it.it and marry it.

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    1 year later.1 year later.

    The farmer had a very good relationship by now.The farmer had a very good relationship by now.TheyTheywent o#t to eat almost every night. %ne day, their bill came to 1!."4went o#t to eat almost every night. %ne day, their bill came to 1!."4witho#t ta. f they had to pay a 6- ta, what wo#ld their total be$witho#t ta. f they had to pay a 6- ta, what wo#ld their total be$

    The farmer and the m#shroom went to many places. They wentThe farmer and the m#shroom went to many places. They wentto fish world. They went bac& in time to the 8*s. '#t when they wentto fish world. They went bac& in time to the 8*s. '#t when they wentto troll world, something eciting happened. They met a gang calledto troll world, something eciting happened. They met a gang called

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    the troll bro*s. The troll bro*s and the m#shroom got into a h#ge fight.the troll bro*s. The troll bro*s and the m#shroom got into a h#ge fight.The m#shroom &illed all of the trolls and still came o#t o.&.The m#shroom &illed all of the trolls and still came o#t o.&.

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    fter the fight with the troll bro*s, the farmer settled down andfter the fight with the troll bro*s, the farmer settled down anddecided to go o#t to eat again. This time, the bill came to 01".86, b#tdecided to go o#t to eat again. This time, the bill came to 01".86, b#tthe farmer didn*t have eno#gh to pay for it, so the two decided to splitthe farmer didn*t have eno#gh to pay for it, so the two decided to splitthe bill. f they were to split it evenly, how m#ch wo#ld each of themthe bill. f they were to split it evenly, how m#ch wo#ld each of thempay$pay$

    The net time they went o#t to eat, the bill came to of what itThe net time they went o#t to eat, the bill came to of what it#s#ally did, and it #s#ally was 01.!. f they ordered the same thing#s#ally did, and it #s#ally was 01.!. f they ordered the same thingfor a wee&, how m#ch wo#ld they pay all together$for a wee&, how m#ch wo#ld they pay all together$

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    very day, for brea&fast, the farmer #s#ally eats of his corn.very day, for brea&fast, the farmer #s#ally eats of his corn.'#t if from now on, he has to split it with m#shroom, how m#ch will he'#t if from now on, he has to split it with m#shroom, how m#ch will heget$get$

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    hen the co#ple went to eat in 5apan, something happenedhen the co#ple went to eat in 5apan, something happenedthey did not epect. s they were wal&ing home, a hamster with athey did not epect. s they were wal&ing home, a hamster with ablac& &arate s#it on #mped o#t of nowhere( t loo&ed at theblac& &arate s#it on #mped o#t of nowhere( t loo&ed at them#shroom and said, 7 have heard of yo#r powerf#l s&ills yo#ngm#shroom and said, 7 have heard of yo#r powerf#l s&ills yo#nggrasshopper. 7*m a m#shroom not a grasshopper yo# fat lard, thegrasshopper. 7*m a m#shroom not a grasshopper yo# fat lard, them#shroom said. Then there was a giant sl#g fest that lasted for am#shroom said. Then there was a giant sl#g fest that lasted for a

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    The battled raged on for ho#rs, #ntil the m#shroom finally won.The battled raged on for ho#rs, #ntil the m#shroom finally won.:obody died, b#t both were badly in#red. The hamster t#rned to the:obody died, b#t both were badly in#red. The hamster t#rned to them#shroom and said, 7;o# fo#ght well yo#ng grasshopper, yo# were am#shroom and said, 7;o# fo#ght well yo#ng grasshopper, yo# were aworthy opponent. Then the m#shroom said, 7)ow many times do worthy opponent. Then the m#shroom said, 7)ow many times do have to tell yo#, *m not a flippen grasshopper( 7

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    and the m#shroom in peace. The farmer t#rned to the m#shroom andand the m#shroom in peace. The farmer t#rned to the m#shroom andsaid, 7;o# are the bravest little thing *ve ever met.said, 7;o# are the bravest little thing *ve ever met.

    2 months later.2 months later.

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    7 now prono#nce yo# m#shroom and farmer, yo# may7 now prono#nce yo# m#shroom and farmer, yo# may&iss the m#shroom( t was the happiest moment of both of their lives.&iss the m#shroom( t was the happiest moment of both of their lives.They were finally married(They were finally married(

    nd the m#shroom and the farmer lived happily ever after.nd the m#shroom and the farmer lived happily ever after.

    THE ENDTHE END

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