the engineer's lament. 'there's a gang of people mooning at my train.' song

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An engineer (train driver) complains about people mooning at his train and suggests a (painful) solution.

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Page 1: The Engineer's Lament. 'There's a gang of people mooning at my train.'  Song
Page 2: The Engineer's Lament. 'There's a gang of people mooning at my train.'  Song

The Engineer’s Lament

There’s a gang of people mooning at my train.

Its a mystery that no one can explain.

But each time that I drive in

They just drop their pants and grin

And embarrass all the good folk on my train

It’s a sight that makes some passengers complain

When I told my supervisor, he said ‘Just go drive that train’

In the old days when I drove along this track

They would wave at me and I would wave right back

I’d be feeling kinda proud

And I’d hoot my horn real loud

Giving anxious folks nearby a heart attack.

But I’ve still got that old catapult of mine

and this air gun filled with pellets will do absolutely fine.

For that gang of people mooning at my train.

Its a mystery that no one can explain.

But the next time we go past

And they drop their pants half-mast

I’ll make damn sure one of them goes home in pain.

So the moral of this story is quite plain

Don’t be tempted to go mooning at my train!

2009 Vladimir O!Leary [email protected]

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