the curse of kate – don’t mess with kate!!. shane germany after years of living the hipster life...
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The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!
Shane Germany
After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved locks got caught in the plotter in the Bobby Chain computer lab at the University of Southern Mississippi. His family and friends said he has only himself to blame as they begged him to trim his hair. He enjoyed booze, women, guns, cars and Star Wars cartoons until the end of his life.
Andrew Criminale
Died an early death from a mosquito bite to his face while playing volleyball. He accidently shaved the bite causing the infection and did not seek medical attention in time...
Darion Goudy
Trampled to death while shopping for foam board when he couldn’t block a crowd of senior citizens rushing into Walmart on black Friday. I guess his full-back skills weren’t enough to protect him.
Zephyrus HarrisDied a sorrowful death at the mercy of ‘Kate the ghost’ when she found out that he had destroyed her beloved house. She was so angry she locked him in the Kate Hubbard House and tortured him with the paper cutter.
JOEL MONTOYA“Unfortunately, Joel passed early in life when he accidently poked his own brain. Nose-pickers be warned.”
Jason J Boogie Nelson
Jason boogied all night long to the sound of mouse clicks, Revit error signs, and the circle of death loading symbol. His demise came after much frustration of trying to restart the computer when he got mad and smashed the computer resulting in electrocution. He continues to live on as entourage -“man with sunglasses”. You can download his image at revitcity.com to honor his memory.
Tyler Vinvent Nuzzo
Died an early death caused from heavy hula dancing. After jumping on the drafting table in the Bobby Chain, he swayed his hips a bit too hard, lost his balance, and fell and hit his head. Leis will be placed on his coffin in remembrance of his glory days.
Rakeem “Rock” Tucker
It was a great misfortune to hear that Mr. Tucker perished resulting from injuries sustained from a coincidental “rock” incident. A large rock fell off of the top of the Bobby Chain Tech Building as he stood below looking at pictures of himself on his cellphone. I guess his selfie game just wasn’t strong enough...
Michael Vineyard
An avid “ugly sweater” wearer, who knew Michaels collection would lead to his demise when a mountain of sweater vests and turtle necks fell on top of him suffocating him to death.
Errix Eakes, Keenan Hodges, Ronald Keys, Allan Langlois Carley Murphy Joshua Torreyand Melissa Vega
Tragically died an early death while working on a group project assigned by Shane Germany in which the structure they were constructing collapsed from improper construction techniques...