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Page 1: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!

Page 2: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Shane Germany

After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved locks got caught in the plotter in the Bobby Chain computer lab at the University of Southern Mississippi. His family and friends said he has only himself to blame as they begged him to trim his hair. He enjoyed booze, women, guns, cars and Star Wars cartoons until the end of his life.

Page 3: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Andrew Criminale

Died an early death from a mosquito bite to his face while playing volleyball. He accidently shaved the bite causing the infection and did not seek medical attention in time...

Page 4: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Darion Goudy

Trampled to death while shopping for foam board when he couldn’t block a crowd of senior citizens rushing into Walmart on black Friday. I guess his full-back skills weren’t enough to protect him.

Page 5: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Zephyrus HarrisDied a sorrowful death at the mercy of ‘Kate the ghost’ when she found out that he had destroyed her beloved house. She was so angry she locked him in the Kate Hubbard House and tortured him with the paper cutter.

Page 6: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

JOEL MONTOYA“Unfortunately, Joel passed early in life when he accidently poked his own brain. Nose-pickers be warned.”

Page 7: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Jason J Boogie Nelson

Jason boogied all night long to the sound of mouse clicks, Revit error signs, and the circle of death loading symbol. His demise came after much frustration of trying to restart the computer when he got mad and smashed the computer resulting in electrocution. He continues to live on as entourage -“man with sunglasses”. You can download his image at revitcity.com to honor his memory.

Page 8: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Tyler Vinvent Nuzzo

Died an early death caused from heavy hula dancing. After jumping on the drafting table in the Bobby Chain, he swayed his hips a bit too hard, lost his balance, and fell and hit his head. Leis will be placed on his coffin in remembrance of his glory days.

Page 9: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Rakeem “Rock” Tucker

It was a great misfortune to hear that Mr. Tucker perished resulting from injuries sustained from a coincidental “rock” incident. A large rock fell off of the top of the Bobby Chain Tech Building as he stood below looking at pictures of himself on his cellphone. I guess his selfie game just wasn’t strong enough...

Page 10: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Michael Vineyard

An avid “ugly sweater” wearer, who knew Michaels collection would lead to his demise when a mountain of sweater vests and turtle necks fell on top of him suffocating him to death.

Page 11: The Curse of KATE – Don’t mess with kate!!. Shane Germany After years of living the hipster life style, Shane Germany met an early demise when his beloved

Errix Eakes, Keenan Hodges, Ronald Keys, Allan Langlois Carley Murphy Joshua Torreyand Melissa Vega

Tragically died an early death while working on a group project assigned by Shane Germany in which the structure they were constructing collapsed from improper construction techniques...