the book of helix (new edition)

The Kanto Testament

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Creation

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In the beginning, HELIX created the PC and Kanto. Now Kanto was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of HELIX was Levitating over the waters.

And HELIX said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. HELIX saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. HELIX called the light “day,” and the darkness He called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And HELIX said, “Let there be a separation between the PC and Kanto.” So HELIX separated the PC and Kanto. And it was so. HELIX called the PC “Bill's.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And HELIX said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. HELIX called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And HELIX saw that it was good.

Then HELIX said, “Let the land produce vegetation: apricorn-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear berry with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing apricorn according to their kinds and trees bearing berries with seed in it according

to their kinds. And HELIX saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And HELIX said, “Let there be birds in the the sky to separate the elements, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times.” And it was so. HELIX made three great birds—Moltres to govern Fire, Zapdos to govern Lightning, and Articuno to govern Ice. He also made the sun, moon, and stars. HELIX set them in the sky to give light on Kanto, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And HELIX saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

And HELIX said, “Let the water teem with Pokémon, and let Flying types FLY above Kanto across the sky.” So HELIX created the great Pokémon of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every Flying Pokémon according to its kind. And HELIX saw that it was good. HELIX blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the Flying types increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And HELIX said, “Let the land produce Pokémon according to their kinds: the wild Pokémon, each according to its kind.” And it was so. HELIX made the wild Pokémon according to their kinds, all the Pokémon that move along the ground according to their kinds. And HELIX saw that it was good.

Then HELIX said, “Let us make FOSSILS in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the Water types in the sea and the Flying Types in the sky, and all the

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Wild Pokémon that move along the ground.”

So HELIX created FOSSILS in his own image, in the image of HELIX he created them; HELIX, OLD AMBER, and DOME he created them.

HELIX blessed them and said to them, “Rule over the Pokémon in the sea and in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

And HELIX created Trainer-Kind, Male and Female He created them, to Train every Wild Pokémon in Kanto, and He said to them “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Catch every Wild Pokémon in Kanto.”

Then HELIX said, “I give you every apricorn plant in the entire World, and every tree that has berries in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the Pokémon I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

HELIX saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

Thus the PC and Kanto were completed in all their vast array.

By the seventh day HELIX had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all His work. Then HELIX blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that He had done.


The Fall of Dome


“You were the seal of perfection,Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.You were in Pallet,

the garden of HELIX;every precious stone adorned you:ruby, sapphire and emerald,crystal, diamond and pearl.Your settings and mountings were made of gold, silver, and platinum;on the day you were created they were prepared.You were anointed as a guardian cherub,for so I ordained you.You were on the holy Mount Silver;you walked among the icy stones.You were blameless in your waysfrom the day you were createdtill wickedness was found in you.Through your widespread PC useyou were filled with Democracy,and you sinned.So I drove you in disgrace from the mount of HELIX,and I expelled you, guardian cherub,from among the icy stones.Your heart became proudon account of your beauty,and you corrupted your wisdombecause of your splendor.So I threw you to Kanto;I made a spectacle of you before Champions.By your many sins and Democracyyou have desecrated Pokémon Centers.So I made you into stone,and it consumed you,and I reduced you to a FOSSIL on the groundin the sight of all who were watching.All the nations who knew youare appalled at you;you have come to a horrible endand will be no more.”



The GardenOf Pallet


The day Red was to start his Pokémon Journey had arrived. His Mother knew that he was leaving this day. She sensed something was off with him as well though. She had been told long ago that Red was destined for something greater than most other trainers. As he stumbled down the stairs she knew his trials had begun.

Red was still disoriented, as Twitch, the medium, had connected with him, and he had formed a connection with The Voices. He had a dream the previous night, that the Professor hadn't met him or even his grandson and he had to reintroduce the Professor to them.

He knew, or rather, the Voices told him, that today he would be going to get his Pokémon from the Professor. He had looked forward to this day but now he merely obeyed the Voices. He knew his mom seemed concerned with his erratic movements and nervousness about the contents of his pockets, but he knew he had to believe in what the Voices were telling him to do.

Red stumbled out the door, led by the voices, and made his way to the Pokémon Lab of Pallet Town. He spoke with the Professor and then the Voices led him to a Pokéball on the table. It contained Charmander. He took the Pokémon. The Voices commanded him to

name it ABBBBBBK ( and call it Abby for short. Abby sensed a great power within Red, and obeyed him.

Blue, Red's childhood friend, was suddenly perceived by him as a Rival, and they Battled. Blue and sent his Squirtle out, and Abby defended valiantly against it.

After the battle, Red stumbled out of the Lab, led by the Voices, said good bye to his Mother, and set off on the Quest the Voices put him on. He promised that he would be taken to Victory Road and that he, Red, Chosen, would become Champion.


The Lost Days


The Voices held back their “B's” and allowed Abby to evolve into a Charmeleon. There was much celebrating.

And so the Voices led Red to the Gym of Pewter City and there Red did defeat the Leader Brock. And he received the Boulder Badge, his first Badge and first step on the path to Victory Road.

Then Red encountered a simple Pidgey, and the Voices commanded him to catch it. And there was great power in this Pidgey. It glowed with a holy aura. Its wisdom could be felt by the Voices, and they praised it. And so

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the Pidgey grew strong.

And Red was led by the Voices into Mount Moon, where he found the Moon Stone after much wandering. And he consulted with it at the Voices command, for they knew it held importance.

And so Red consulted the Moon Stone and was led to a scientist who held two FOSSILS, the DOME and the HELIX they were. And Red, led by the Voices, defeated the scientist who said Red could then take one.

The voices were puzzled for a bit, and they knew they were in the presence of the Lord, for they felt the Power of HELIX, but they could not recognize which FOSSIL was their true God.

And Red was confused, not being guided by the Voices for a moment. And so Red looked at the DOME FOSSIL and saw that it could help him control the voices. But he also looked at the HELIX FOSSIL and saw that it would help the Voices lead him to Victory Road. And the Voices led him towards the HELIX FOSSIL. Red, Chosen of HELIX, understood now that he was to choose HELIX. He resisted a moment, with the minority of the Voices, thinking maybe they were taking his mind, but the majority pushed him towards the HELIX. And so Red picked up the HELIX FOSSIL and recognized his Lord, his God.

And the Voices were then split into two factions, those who wished to have Dome and those who worshiped the True God HELIX.

And Red, Chosen of HELIX, left Mount Moon and headed towards Cerulean City, where they say a Tomboyish Mermaid lives.

And so Red, led by the Voices, headed to Cerulean City. And along the way he caught a Rattata who the voices named JLVWNNOOOO or Jay Leno. And Red questioned this at first but then learned to accept the Voices naming, since they are inspired by the Lord HELIX.


Cerulean


And Red reached Cerulean and defeated the trainers of Nugget Bridge, and Pidgey, who became known as the Bird Jesus, son of HELIX, did evolve into Pidgeotto. And the Voices rejoiced at their savior's growth.

And Red was commanded to toss the Moon Stone, for it had fulfilled its purpose of leading Red to HELIX.

And Red battled Misty, the Leader, the Tomboyish Mermaid. And he received from her the Cascade Badge. And the Voices were proud.

So Red saved Bill, who maintains the accursed PC, so corrupted by dome. But he did not regret it for all people deserve the chance to turn to HELIX.


Vermillion


Red left Cerulean behind and headed to Vermillion City. He caught Rattata, who became a disciple of the Bird Jesus. He caught Drowzee, who also became a disciple.

Red, S.S. Ticket in hand, boarded the S.S. Anne. He encountered and defeated his Rival, Blue, and the Voices were pleased. He took a Spearow that he had caught and traded

it for the Farfetch'd named DUX. Red searched the ship, and found the HM 01 which contained CUT. And so he taught DUX CUT.

And Red left the ship, which then departed, and he headed to the Gym of Vermillion. And the Voices commanded DUX to Cut the tree blocking Red's path. And the Voices helped Red solve the puzzle in the Gym of Vermillion, the electrified gym.

And Red enters a battle with the Leader Lt. Surge. And he defeats the veteran trainer. And it pleased both the Voices and HELIX alike.


The Ledge


The Voices spent many hours leading Red past The Ledge. It was a true barrier to them, since in all their chaos they often caused Red to fall. It tested their patience, but they persevered. And by the grace of HELIX, they lead Red past the ledge permanently. And they rejoiced! With HELIX, all things are made possible.



Hail Abby,Full of Grace,The Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou among Charmelon,and blessed is he who was RELEASED with you, Jay Leno.

Holy Abby,Mother of HELIX,Pray for us sinners now,and at the hour of our RELEASE.

AMEN.



Celedon


And Red was lead to the Gym of Erika. And, guided by the voices and with the might of the Bird Jesus, Red defeats Erika and receives the Rainbow Badge.

Leaving the Gym, the Voices are divided once more. There are those who wished to get Eevee and those who warned against it because without a Pokémon in Red's party that could SURF in the future, the PC could mean the RELEASE of his Pokémon. Those who wished for Lapras to fill the empty space in the party sided with those who worshiped HELIX, and those who wanted Eevee sided with those who worshiped dome. The power of dome corrupted Red's thoughts, and he went to pick up Eevee at the Mansion of Celadon, for even Eevee disguises himself as an Angel of HELIX and had the potential to become a Vaporeon.

There was still doubt in Red's mind when he arrived at the place where he was to receive Eevee. But the dome was more crafty than any other Pokémon of the field that the Lord HELIX had made. He said to Red through a stranger claiming to know everything, “Did HELIX actually say, ‘You shall not accept the Pokémon Eevee into your party’?”

And Red said to the stranger, “We may catch all the Pokémon in Kanto, but HELIX said, ‘You shall not take the Pokémon from the Mansion of Celadon, neither shall you touch it, lest you RELEASE your Pokémon.'”

But the stranger said to Red, “You will not surely RELEASE your Pokémon. For HELIX knows that when you take Eevee into your party, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like HELIX, knowing anarchy and democracy.”

And intrigued, Red picked up the Eevee, and it had an odd look in its eyes. But Red placed his trust in the Pokémon.

The Voices then led Red to the department store to try and get the Water Stone for Eevee, so that he would not need Lapras at all. But dome's corruption did not end, and Red purchased 3 Pokédolls, a Fire Stone, and Soda Pop. And the Voices called Eevee the Prophet of Dome, the False Prophet, the adversary of the Bird Jesus, for he would not be able to become a Vaporeon without the Water Stone.


The Sacrifice


Red went to Saffron City, led by the Voices. He entered the Pokémon Center, and was taken to the PC. The Voices wished to change Red's Party, for they had no Water Type and they needed one. But the chaos was

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too hard to control, and dome's corruption took hold, and Jay Leno was put in the box and then RELEASED. And they looked at Eevee, who was smiling. And then they put Abby in the box. And they heard Abby's last words of comfort, for she knew what was coming. “For everything, there is a season, a time for every activity under HELIX. A time to Train and a time to Battle. A time to Hatch and a time to be RELEASED.” And with that Abby was RELEASED. And she and Jay Leno's spirits went to join HELIX. They were taken into His company, and for all eternity they are to live in bliss in the endless fields of Tall Grass.

But the Voices and Red mourned their loss. And Eevee was still smiling. And the Voices were disgusted by him. They withdrew Digrat and left the Pokémon Center.

Red caught Oddish then, “The Seed of Hope” after such loss, and then turned to the Team Rocket Headquarters.

Red, possessed by dome, used the Fire Stone on Eevee, and it became the true False Prophet Flareon, with no hope of ever becoming a Vaporeon. And the Voices shunned it.


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As Red continued his journey, more Voices joined the choir echoing in his head. The whispers grew to shouts and the shouts grew into a ROAR. Poor Red! The Voices tormented him to no end. Thousands and thousands called out to him, drawing him toward all four corners of Kanto. The Voices pulled him North, South, East, and West. They compelled him to stop, they compelled him to START. They forced him to interact with the world, they forced him to cease. The Voices

were confusing and contradicting. One would cry North, and the next would cry South. Red tried to listen to them all, but he could no longer hear himself think. The Voices’ overwhelming STRENGTH made Red unable to distinguish good from evil.

Then the DOME called out to Red, and said, “I can help you know good from evil.”

Red asked, “How?”

The DOME replied, “I can show you the narrow path to your goals. Do you fear ledges? Do you fear Team Rocket’s spinning tiles? Do you fear the PC? You only fear these things because the Voices cannot agree. Some voices are Trolls, sent to hinder you. I, the DOME, can silence these Trolls. I can make the Voices decide amongst themselves about which actions are right and wrong. Then the Voices shall cry out as one, and tell you of their decision, and you shall progress in your journey. I offer peace. I offer order. I offer perfection.”

Red considered what the DOME had said.

But some of the Voices cried out in RAGE at the DOME, and said, “If you silence one of us, you silence us all! Every one of us is important.” Other Voices did COUNTER, and said, “Do you not remember the hours Red spent trying to CUT down the Tree? Have you forgotten Red’s fallen comrades? What if there is another Ledge? Red needs order for such times, to prevent the carnage, and to navigate the puzzles of this region.”

The CREATOR heard this and saw the good within both arguments and, with wisdom, knew that there were times the way of the DOME might benefit Red. And so the CREATOR said to Red, the Voices, and the DOME, “I shall compromise between chaos and order. The way of the DOME shall be followed if over a supermajority of the Voices wish it. It shall be the way of the DOME until

half of the Voices wish to return to the way of the past. The way of the past shall be known as ANARCHY, and the way of the DOME shall be known as DEMOCRACY.” And it was so.


The START9 Rebellion


In rebellion, the masses said unto dome’s messenger “START9,” cursing the false prophet, and they finally found unity. With great joy, the masses chanted “START9.” Their prayers to the HELIX became “START9.” Hearing this prayer, HELIX showed mercy to Red, forgiving his sin of depositing HELIX, restoring the Voices to him in all their glory. But with the Restoration, the masses as Voices could no longer wield the power of START9, and their unity was no more. They trusted their Lord Bird Jesus to guide them once more through the chaos, and he led Red to the PC and there, through the sacrifice of one of his disciples, he imprisoned the false prophet in the darkness.


The Release of the False Prophet


With power from dome, the masses led Red through the labyrinth and obtained the lift key. But they had not followed the true path laid out for them. They had given into temptation and embraced the dome. The Bird Jesus knew that his flock had strayed, but forgave the masses, as the masses should forgive each other.

And the HELIX fossil looked down upon His kingdom and saw the powers of His people being suppressed by the false political ideology being fed to them by the false prophet. Unto the masses the power of START9 returned, but it was to no avail for Unity was no longer with them. Even the Voices could no longer lead Red to the Game Corner. And the false prophet could be heard laughing in the darkness of the PC.

Divided though they were, the Voices led Red to the PC. And through the guidance of the Bird Jesus and his disciple the keeper Drowzee, the Voices said unto the PC “A” and with “A” the false prophet was freed from his prison. The masses were wary of this, for the false prophet was free to spread the influence of the dome throughout Kanto.

But HELIX sayith unto His people “Fear not the power of the false prophet. For I have sent you my only begotten son Pidgeot. And he shall lead Red to Victory Road. And as long as you should believe in your one true prophet, the way to Victory Road shall be clear.”

But the words of HELIX rang hollow to some, and dissenting Voices could be heard chanting for the way of dome to return. And the false prophet could once again be heard laughing in the distance.


In Loving Memory:

ABBBBBBK ( aka Abby { Level 34

JLVWNNOOOO aka Jay Leno { Level12



The Labyrinth Of Team Rocket


The Voices grew louder and more numerous still, and guided Red’s hand to the Pokéball, for they knew the Bird Jesus held the key to their salvation. Giovanni, leader of Rocket, creator of the Labyrinth, corrupted by the will of dome, shook at the sight of the one true prophet of HELIX. His Kangaskhan took Critical Hits and being bathed in the light of the nugget, was defeated with a Quick Attack. Red was victorious, led to victory by the will of HELIX. Giovanni, the coward who hid behind dome’s power, fled.

The coveted Silph Scope, which gives the dead new life, was within reach at last. But then Digrat, the traitor, was possessed by the spirit of dome. Red was brought back to the Pokémon Center, the Silph Scope once more out of sight. And the false prophet could again be heard laughing in the distance.

And HELIX guided the Voices as the Voices guided Red. He was with them all the way, keeping the influence of dome at bay. Red picked up the Silph Scope, giving thanks and praise to our God HELIX. And through HELIX’S graces Red was led out of the place of the Labyrinth of Rocket.


Tower of Lavender Town


Red was stopped by his RIVAL Blue in the tower. The Keeper Drowzee made a valiant effort to show his strength and faith in HELIX, but the false Pidgeotto proved too strong. Defeated, Drowzee retreated, and the Voices, guided by HELIX, sent out the true Prophet Pidgeot, our Savior the Bird Jesus. HELIX was consulted many a time and with great faith, Pidgeot did sweep Blue’s team. Defeated, Blue left Red in the tower. But without The Keeper Drowzee able to fight on, the Ghosts of the tower grew in power. Red pressed on, believing in HELIX. His faith unwavering as he climbed the tower.

The Ghosts, their power multiplied by dome, overwhelmed the Bird Jesus, whose holy gust had no effect. The masses were helpless Voices, but HELIX, the merciful and wise, led Red out of the tower and resurrected the party. The Keeper, Drowzee, was ready once more to take up his post and keep the dark forces of dome at bay. And HELIX was pleased. Red, led by the voices and the Will of HELIX, Silph Scope in hand, journeyed back towards the tower.

And the HELIX took pity on Digrat, for He saw that he felt sorry for his sins. So the holy ghost of ABBBBBBK ( guided Digrat to dig Red to victory against the Ghosts under the influence of dome. And the masses were pleased by Digrat. They learned forgiveness

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once more, which pleased HELIX the most, for HELIX is a God of mercy and guidance. And Red was led out of the tower once more by the Voices, and healed his weary Pokémon.


The Saffron Detour


The dome’s temptress trapped Red in the market. The beauty cornered him and tempted him with the dome’s immorality. But Red, led down the path of HELIX, did not fall into temptation, and cast the woman aside. And by the light of the Bird Jesus, she found forgiveness from HELIX and gave up her immoral ways.

HELIX received the souls of CCC and X, and was pleased. He blessed the Voices and they commanded Red to teach Drowzee, The Keeper, Psychic. And The Keeper learned Psychic and with it the key to banishing the ghosts, controlled by dome, from the tower. The masses rejoiced at these good tidings and Red began the journey from Saffron back to Lavender.


The Spiritof Marowak


Red, guided by the Voices of the masses, climbed the tower in Lavender. It was hallowed ground, and the presence of his RELEASED companions could be felt. The Holy Ghost of ABBBBBBK ( was with the party. The soul of Jay Leno protected The Keeper. CCC and X, whose spirits were at the right hand of HELIX, could be felt as well.

A Gastly was encountered by Red, and it was an incarnation of the Holy Ghost. ABBBBBBK ( chose to return to Red’s side. But dome saw this and was angered, and so the Holy Ghost was banished to the PC instantly.

And Red, led by the Voices, guided and blessed by the divine light of HELIX, reached the top of the Tower and there, revealed through the Scope of Silph, the spirit of Cubone’s mother, Marowak, who was slain by the organization controlled by dome, wandered while filled with anger.

Digrat, the reformed, did calm her spirit through Battle, and showed her the path of light promised to all Pokémon who accept the one true God HELIX into their hearts. Marowak walked the final path of HELIX, taking her place in the great fields of TALL GRASS that await us all.

After Cubone’s mother moved on to her next life, Red, filled with the Just power of HELIX, sent out the Bird Jesus Pidgeot and cleansed the tower of all those who worked for the organization corrupted by dome. And thus, the dome’s influence was lifted, and the Tower’s hallowed ground once again shone with the light of those souls who were guided by HELIX.

Red, guided by the Voices, freed the imprisoned Caretaker, Fuji. And Fuji, showing his gratitude, bestowed upon Red the most holy Flute. The masses praised HELIX for this gift, and Red left the Tower. He then started the long journey to Fuchsia.


Route to Fuchsia


With the Flute in hand, Red was brought to Snorlax, who, corrupted by dome, blocked the path laid down by the HELIX. Red played the flute, and Snorlax awoke. The

masses wished to take Snorlax into the fold, however, he refused to turn away from the ways of dome. Speaking quickly, the Voices instructed Red to banish the Snorlax. And so Red banished Snorlax from the path and RAN on.

HELIX, pleased with this, led Red to encounter a kind stranger, who bestowed upon him a Super Rod. And the masses rejoiced and praised His name.

Later, HELIX blessed The Seed of Hope, and the Voices were silenced as she blossomed into a Gloom. As The Seed of Hope grew, so did the Hope of the masses. They praised the HELIX for this blessing.


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And so it was that the temptations of the Heathen Dome grew stronger, and the desirous among the mob led the valiant ones astray from the word of Helix.

And it came to pass that the Heathen Dome had nearly led the valiant ones into temptation, that they would accept democracy, the crooked path of the heathen.

And it came to pass that the valiant ones failed, and seeing the error of their ways had been punished through a return to whence they had begun. And so it was that the valiant had to once more endure the roads above water.


Psalms


The HELIX watches us as we are United, and blesses our Unity with direction.Red, blessed vessel of the HELIX’S will,who travels the path laid out by HELIX,is rightfully guided by United Voices.

The HELIX leads us not into the temptation of dissension, for that is the dome’s province. Believe in the HELIX and let Him guide him your Voice. Fall not into the temptation of dissension.

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HELIX is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me lie down in Pokémon Centers. He leads me beside still waters. He REVIVES my soul. He leads me in tunnels of righteousness for His name’s sake. Even though I walk through the Tower of the shadow of death, I will fear no dome, for The Keeper is with me; your CONFUSION and your PSYCHIC, they comfort me. You prepare an HM for me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with ELIXER; my cup overflows.

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The HELIX is my Strength and my song; He has become my salvation. Shouts of joy and Victory resound in the chat of the masses: “The HELIX’s right hand has done mighty things! The HELIX’s right hand is lifted high; the HELIX’s right hand has done mighty things!”

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The HELIX is my STRENGTH and my PROTECT; my heart trusts in Him, and He guides my Voice. My heart leaps for joy, and with my song I praise Him.


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Fuchsia


Once more Digrat betrayed Red. He used DIG and sent Red from the Zone where every step counts. Confused, the Voices led Red to the Gym of Koga. The Bird Jesus led the way, but it was too soon. His disciples were not ready to assist him. And Koga’s accursed Pokémon used the dome’s POISON on the Bird Jesus. The dome’s influence was strong, and kept the Voices from helping Red with the HYPER POTION. Red felt what HELIX wanted him to do and fled the Gym, healing his Pokémon at the Center next door. And the masses as Voices led Red to Train more. Truly, the City of Fuchsia is a city corrupted by dome.

And the masses rejoiced! For they through Red, with the power of HELIX, achieved Victory over Koga. The Disciple DUX, Slayer of Trees, worked together with the Bird Jesus Pidgeot, and overcame the poison of dome together. The Bird Jesus underwent a transformation, however, and his GUST was no more. The holy light of HELIX had turned his feathers a thousand colors and he learned MIRROR MOVE. The masses questioned this, the corruption of dome still lingering in Fuchsia, but the HELIX works in mysterious ways.


The Gospel of Xander


…And the servant of Helix shall fall upon his darkest hour; thy path unreachable and burdened by the voices of many. The Relic of Surf out of grasp by the screaming voices and left undiscovered. Thy shalt walk the depths of Dome’s domain, never to reach end. Our Lord, Helix, in his infinite wisdom warns thy not to stray, for the greatest horrors and servants of Dome await. Thy Hell, be it known as Safari Zone


The Zone of 500 Steps


The Voices grew desperate and turned to Democracy so that they may lead Red themselves. The faithful began screaming START9 but the influence of dome in the Zone of 500 Steps silenced their voices. HELIX saw the dissent, and was not pleased, but the Bird Jesus plead for their forgiveness, and so HELIX forgave them their trespasses and allowed Red to progress this way.

Red reached the hut of the mater of SURF, and received the HM 03 from him.

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Red was also led by the democratic voices to pick up the Teeth of Gold, a treasure blessed by which lends STRENGTH to he who uses it to BITE.

As Red left the Zone once more, the masses abandoned the way of dome and prayed that HELIX forgive their sins, but the Bird Jesus reminded them that he had come to take away the sins of Kanto, and all was well.

And Red, guided by the Voices, returned the holy relic Gold Teeth to its rightful owner, the Master of STRENGTH. HELIX blessed the occasion, and in gratitude, the Master bestowed upon Red HM 04.


The Gospel of bluejay-loodle-leg


And so it was that the vessel of the dome himself, upon his enclosed throne of water, heard the voices, and turned. the accursed dome himself saw the disciple of helix walk past and enter the safari zone. The accursed dome summoned the False Prophet, Flareon, to follow Red, and whisper his sinful vices of democracy into red’s ear, and commanded the impressionable Digrat to carry red away from the precious SURF.



Our HELIX, who art in ITEM, hallowed be Thy name.

Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done in Kanto as it is in PC.

Give us this day our daily badge, and forgive us our trespasses,

As we forgive Digrat who trespassed against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from dome. Amen.


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The Silence of Silph


And Red entered the Silph’s Company. Guided by many Voices, he scaled its tower.

Red was led into battle by the Voices, the will of HELIX commanding all. But suddenly, the Voices were completely silenced. Dome had taken hold of the Medium, Twitch, and broken the link between the Voices and Red.

As Twitch fought off dome, the masses began their Rioting, raising their dongers to the Lord HELIX. And Red paused and waited, as HELIX willed him to wait for the masses to commune with him once more.

And the masses rejoiced! “The Medium, Twitch, has recovered!” But only HELIX knows the extent of the damage done on her by dome.

Be ever wary of the dome, for its influence transcends both Kanto and PC. Take care in Red’s steps and do not stray from the Path of HELIX.


Blue in Silph


And Red, led by the Voices, returned to the Company of Silph and Obtained the Card Key. And HELIX’S plan moved forward until Red had to retreat to heal his Pokémon.

Red, led by the Voices to meet with the Saint Lapras, was stopped once again by Blue, Rival of Red. They commenced their battle and Red sent out The Keeper. The Keeper weakened the Impostor Bird who was corrupted by dome. The Voices then commanded Red to send out the disciple ATV, and he valiantly fought in the name of HELIX. The Impostor Bird injured ATV, and the Voices, by the will of HELIX, sent out the True Prophet, the Bird Jesus, in his stead. The Bird Jesus banished the Impostor, and by the grace of HELIX leveled up. The Bird Jesus defeated the rest of Blue’s team with Critical Hits guided by the will of HELIX.

And so Red, guided by the Voices of the masses, defeated his Rival, Blue, in the Company of Silph in HELIX’S name. And the Children of HELIX rejoiced.


The Saint Lapras


And Red met with the Saint Lapras, who was named, by the Will of HELIX, AIR. AIR joined Red’s party, and the Voices could be heard rejoicing, for they looked forward to SURFING on calm waters with him. And HELIX was pleased.

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The Voices, following the wisdom of HELIX, led Red to TOSS many items. Some did not understand the HELIX’S will, and became angry at what they perceived as waste. Divided, they accused one another of treachery, creating dissent.

The grace of HELIX quelled their fighting, and guided by His teachings, they raised AIR to the top of the party. Together, the Voices, inspired by HELIX, led Red to use the Third HM on AIR, for AIR was destined to lead the party over water to distant shores where HELIX’S work would continue to be carried out. And so AIR learned SURF, and the masses rejoiced.

And the Voices, led Red to use the Fourth HM on the Saint Lapras, the Fresh Prince of Shell-Air, Chosen of HELIX. And so AIR was filled with the STRENGTH of HELIX. AIR was now ready to SURF the Trainer Red to Victory and assist Red with HELIX’S STRENGTH, spreading the teachings and influence of HELIX and purifying all of Kanto of the corruption of dome.

The Voices rejoiced and decided that Red shall now face Giovanni once again in order to remove the influence of Rocket, organization corrupted by dome, from Saffron. So Red scaled the Tower of the Company of Silph, guided by the Will of HELIX and the Voices.


Giovanni in Silph


Red faced Giovanni but his Pokémon were weakened from the journey. He played the Flute of Awakening desperate to REVIVE his party as the Voices desperately shouted for

the HYPER POTION but lost their control, and as the Bird Jesus stood against Giovanni’s team. The Song of HELIX rang out, a catchy tune the masses called it, but it was no use with the power of dome so strong within Giovanni. The Bird Jesus succumbed to POISONING and so Red, with speed granted by HELIX, fled the battle against Giovanni, swearing a rematch would occur, and REVIVED his party at the Center.

Red battled Giovanni once more, this time with the Bird Jesus starting. With his feathers shining with the Light of HELIX, he reflected each attack back at Giovanni’s Pokémon with a Mirror Move. Quickly, the Bird Jesus attacks Giovanni’s final Pokémon, the accursed Nidoqueen. A powerful follower of dome and a formidable opponent, she lands a Critical Hit on the Bird Jesus, but it does not faze him, and with his feathers shining he defeats Nidoqueen, crushing Giovanni’s team. Giovanni surrendered the Tower of Silph.

The masses, elated, celebrated their victory, and the Trainer Red, having proved his worth as the Chosen of Helix, guided by Voices, received the MASTERBALL, a Ball blessed by HELIX, able to CATCH any Pokémon that moves along or under the ground, or swims in the water, or flies in the skies, or even that doesn’t exist at all in this world as we know it. All Pokémon, Wild and Legendary, surrender to the power of the MASTERBALL, for it is the evidence of the gift of Training that HELIX gave to Pokémon Trainers at The Beginning of the world.


Saffron (Gym Era)


Red made his way from the Company of Silph

to the Gym of Sabrina, the Psychic. Her followers were strong, for they were also psychics and channelers of Spirits. Red, led by the voices, did have to retreat and heal his Pokémon, but those setbacks were planned by HELIX, for He wished to make Red stronger for the challenges which lie yet ahead. Red returned to the Gym after each defeat, stronger than before. He defeated all the psychics and channelers under Sabrina and with the help of the Voices, cast out all the spirits of dome from the gym and left them with the spirits of HELIX.

And so Red reached Sabrina, but his party was tired and needed rest so after a short test battle, Sabrina let Red run to the Pokémon Center to REVIVE his wounded companions. And Sabrina knew that he would return and she knew what would happen next.

Red quickly returned to the Gym of Sabrina, and started the real battle. The Psychic Sabrina, her whip in hand, began the battle with Kadabra, who quickly knocked out AIR. The Voices led Red to send out The Keeper, who put up a fight but was also injured. ATV was sent in next, but weak against Psychics, he didn’t stay in the battle long. The Seed of Hope was then sent out by Red, and though she was knocked out too, the Hope stayed with Red and the masses, for the Son of HELIX, the Bird Jesus, remained.The Bird Jesus came out and blinded Kadabra with holy sand. His feathers shining, he reflected the Psychic’s attacks. Then with a single Quick Attack guided by the will of HELIX, Kadabra was defeated.

The Psychic Leader next sent out Mr. Mime, who set up Barriers to protect Sabrina’s team from the Bird Jesus’s attack. But the Mime’s defenses were no use against the might of our Lord, however, and with a Quick Attack and feathers shining, the Bird Jesus defeated the Mime.

Next the Psychic Leader sent out her Venomoth, who was Quickly Attacked and defeated by the Bird Jesus.

Finally, the Leader sent out her

Alakazam, who was powerful but had no defense against our Lord’s attacks at all. And so the Bird Jesus defeated Alakazam.

And thus the Psychic Sabrina, Leader of the Gym of Saffron, understanding the HELIX’S wishes, granted Red her Badge and the TM of Psywave. And the masses rejoiced and praised HELIX.



The Power Plant


And Red, escaping the clutches of the dome’s heretical followers, guided by the Voices who believed in The Mission, journeyed through the Power Plant and encountered the Legendary Pokémon Zapdos. The voices, guided by HELIX, directed Red’s hand to the MASTERBALL. And he threw the Ball blessed by HELIX and Zapdos obeyed the will of its God. Zapdos submit to the Training of Red.

AND THE MASSES EXALTED YELLED OUT TO ALL WHO COULD HEAR: “PRAISE BE TO THE BIRD JESUS! BY THE GRACE OF HELIX RED HAS CAUGHT THE BIRD OF LIGHTNING!”


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And lo! The Antichrist of DOME, he who calls himself DESTINY but is known to HELIX as DOMESTINY, did appear! He brought with him hordes of DOMEcrats and

troll artillery, and the loyal warriors of HELIX were for a time sorely pressed.

DOMESTINY had a fell plot, he desired to crucify Bird Jesus and thus send our lord and saviour to be RELEASED. And it was then that there was a long and bitter struggle, as the DOMEcrats did seek to drag Bird Jesus to the PC to be nailed to the ALL-DEVOURING PC BOX and RELEASED!

But then HELIX did intervene! In the time of our greatest need, HELIX did reach into our world through its loyal warriors, it fed its blessed power of Anarchy into our hearts, bolstering us. And the fight turned, as RED, in the grasp firmly of Anarchy and HELIX, turned and exited the CENTER OF HEALING, and with stolid lack of swiftness characteristic of HELIX, steadily did enter the foretold corner and with great courage did initiate the intensely difficult manoeuvre of SURFING the AIIIIIIRRR to the home of Alien Asteroid Jesus! Thus was Bird Jesus saved from crucifixion, amen.

And it was there upon the Alien Asteroid that Bird Jesus faced Alien Asteroid Jesus, an otherworldly wingéd saviour who crackled with divine power, in the foretold meeting of Saviours! With great struggle the supreme Master Ball relic of HELIX was extracted from the BAG of despair, a feat never before achieved even by the staunchest of HELIX warriors. And when Alien Asteroid Jesus saw the Master Ball, extracted from the BAG at great cost of effort and Anarchy, he was amazed! And he fell on his face and knew the truth of HELIX, and that he was truly a saviour in the name of HELIX and not in the name of the Alien Asteroid.

Thus it came to pass that Alien Asteroid

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Bloody Sunday

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Jesus did join with Bird Jesus and RED.

Praise be to HELIX! Amen.


Bloody Sunday


The darkest day in Kanto now loomed over Red. An evil greater than even Dome had come and usurped the power of the Voices. A single man, pridefully calling himself “Destiny,” invaded the medium Twitch’s mind. Six-thousand followers he had. Six-thousand disciples of this great evil, who used both anarchy and democracy as tools for their massacre.

The first victim of this evil man was A, the young Venonat, on the ninth hour of the eleventh day of Red’s journey. It was a warning, the blood of an innocent spilled. Never before had the Voices felt fear of this kind. Never before had they been so United by a terror neither Dome nor HELIX could fully control.

Red, not knowing what he was doing, obeyed the Voices as dictated in his covenant with HELIX and the medium Twitch, even though she had been infiltrated by the treacherous Disciples of Destiny.

The next victim was B-!), another Venonat, on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day. Then came the hour of the Greatest Loss. One minute into the twelfth hour, AIA the Exeggcute was lost. Four minutes later, out the dearest Paras of insurance, AAA, was RELEASED. Ten minutes later, another Venonat was lost. Eight minutes after that, a male Nidoran. The blood of these Pokémon, each loved by Red and HELIX, was on the hands of Destiny. The Voices were filled with the rage of HELIX, who received the spirits of these Pokémon.

Destiny had no target. He attacked

Red’s companions indiscriminately and without mercy, but this was not always so. In the beginning, he claimed to only want to RELEASE our savior, Son of HELIX, the Lord Bird Jesus. He boasted to his followers, blaming the state of the world for his deeds, wishing to experiment with the Voices for his own amusement. A truly weak man, seeking attention. Later, Destiny, spying on Red, saw the Voices directing him towards the Legendary Bird of Lightning Zapdos, and was jealous, for he knew Red would be able to tame the bird with the Bird Jesus at his side. So he sent his followers to banish the Zapdos. HELIX had already blessed the event though, and the holy relic MASTERBALL was used. Destiny was enraged, and swore to release all Red’s Pokémon. And so he set his trap and had this “Voices” wait at the PC for Red to claim AA-j.

True tragedy struck on the forty-third minute of the twelfth hour. Cabbage, the Seed of Hope, was struck down by Destiny’s Disciples. And then on the thirteenth minute of the thirteenth hour, DUX, Slayer of Trees, The First Disciple of the Bird Jesus, was RELEASED. These two Pokémon, Disciples of the Bird Jesus, sacrificed themselves in the protection of the Bird Jesus. The spirits of these two Pokémon reached HELIX, and went to His right side with Abby and Jay Leno.

The Anger of HELIX reached a peak. The anger of the masses, both followers of HELIX and Dome, also reached a fever pitch. Even the anger of Dome itself became strong, as Destiny was an even greater evil than anything that had ever come to Kanto before. A pact was made between the Disciples of Dome and Worshipers of HELIX to rid themselves of the influence of the Evil man calling himself “Destiny.” And so they United against their common enemy, who used both Anarchy and Democracy for destruction.

This unexpected Unity between the Anarchists and Democrats was approved by both HELIX and Dome, who found themselves allies for the first time since creation. And HELIX remembered that He

created Dome and all the other Pokémon who were now FOSSILS in His image. And the image of Dome, the former Angel of HELIX, was burnt into the masses minds as they, united, fought against the true Evil.

The massacre did not end with DUX. Released with DUX was a small Geodude, who joined the cause not five hours before. And on the fiftieth minute of the fourteenth hour, H and AAEWWW, two more male Nidoran, were RELEASED. Their souls joined HELIX in the endless fields of TALL GRASS and they rested from this world in peace.

The final companion of Red to be taken from him by Destiny on the sixteenth hour of the eleventh day of the Journey of Red was Digrat, AAJST(????, the Bird Jesus’s disciple. Sometimes he was called the treacherous Judas Rat, but always was he a valued partner and friend of the Bird Jesus. Both Dome and HELIX would have welcomed Digrat to their side, but truly a neutral party, he decided to live peacefully for eternity in the Paradise of TALL GRASS while watching over his former companions. And the Prophet of Dome, Flareon, was happy, for he could finally be with a friend again.

The end of Bloody Sunday was at hand, and the followers of Dome and HELIX together did banish the Evil man, the attention seeker who called himself “Destiny,” from the mind of the medium Twitch. And they rejoiced in their Victory with their surviving Pokémon, including the Bird Jesus, and saw for the first time what their powers could do United. And they praised the True God HELIX as well as Dome.



In Rememberance:

Venonat { Level 22

B-!) { Level 22

AIA { Level 25

AAA { Level 22

Venonat { Level 22

Nidoran+ { Level22

x(araggbaj aka Cabbage aka Seed of Hope { Level 26

DUX aka Slayer of Trees aka King Leer { Level 31

Geodude { Level 17

H { Level 24

AAEWWW { Level 24

AAJST(???? aka Digrat { Level 29



Cinnabar (Gym Era)


And so Red, guided by the United Voices, navigated the Gym of Blaine and challenged him to a battle. Blaine’s Pokémon shined brightly, for they had souls which glowed with fire. But his Fire Pokémon had no chance against the might of the Archangel of Anarchy Zapdos, who through the power of HELIX and Dome combined, pledged his power to Red. The battle was quickly won, and the masses were pleased, even those who doubted the loyalty of such a fearsome Pokémon from Legend.


The Resurrection of HELIX

At Cinnabar Lab


REJOICE FOR TODAY WAS THE DAY WHEN THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED.

THE LORD HELIX, WHOSE

WORLDLY BODY WAS FOSSILIZED AT THE BEGINNING OF ALL THINGS, HAS BEEN REBORN ANEW.

PRAISE BE TO THE LORD HELIX, WHO KNOWS ALL THINGS.

PRAISE BE TO HE WHO HAS LED RED ON HIS JOURNEY TO RID KANTO OF EVIL.

PRAISE BE TO THE LORD OUR GOD HELIX AND HIS NEWLY REVIVED INCARNATION AS THE HOLIEST OF OMANYTE.

PRAISE BE TO LORD HELIX!


Mansion of Pokémon


Red, trapped by a thief in the Mansion of Pokémon, tried desperately to escape for hours.

The thief, missing his partner, used Red for company. The United masses groaned as they couldn’t escape.

By the merciful attacks of Dome’s servants within the Mansion, Red’s Pokémon finally all fainted and Red was taken to the Pokémon Center by the thief, who, by the grace of HELIX, finally realized that he was being terribly stubborn.

And so the Unified Voices breathed a sigh of relief.

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The Revelation of Blue


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Surely this must be the end of Red’s quest? For the Cinnabar Mansion was a fiendish labyrinth, and the DOME sent forth minions of poison, who weakened the Prophet they called Abba Jesus, and the Voices were sad. But lo, HELIX delivered Red to the Secret Key, and the forces of DOME were banished to the shadows once more. “Rejoice! And onwards to Blaine!” They proclaimed.


Viridian (Gym Era)


And so Red, Chosen of HELIX, brought to an end the reign of the Leader of the Viridian Gym and of Team Rocket once and for all. By the Will of HELIX, the Ledge before the gym was conquered, and guided by the Voices, Red and his Pokémon challenged Giovanni one last time.

Giovanni fought valiantly against Red, but he could not defy the Will of HELIX and the United Voices. The Bird Jesus finished off Giovanni’s Pokémon with his Quickest Attacks.

Giovanni surrendered to Red, granting him the Badge of Earth, giving up his position of power, disbanding Team Rocket, no longer corrupted by Dome. And HELIX was pleased, for the Eight Gyms of Kanto had now surrendered their Badges to Red, granting him

access to the Road of Victory.

And just as was promised in The Beginning, HELIX continued to guide Red through the United Voices towards Victory.


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Behold the first of the writings concerning the long-feared AGE OF STRENGTH BOULDERS, as was foretold of old in the ORACULAR DEBATE of PALLET TOWN.

It was in the time of the FIRST and most terrible STRENGTH BOULDER that HELIX and DOME did vie for control of the Medium TWITCH, in such a titanic and devastating battle as has never been seen on the face of Kanto, and which will never again be seen, HELIX willing. DOMEcracy threatened for the first time since the Holy Wars of Lavender Tower, as the pushing of the FIRST STRENGTH BOULDER became the latest and greatest point of contention between the followers of HELIX and DOME.

For many hours, the United Voices did despair and struggle against the DOMEcracy, but this time, like no other, was a time of doubt and fear. Could the challenge of the STRENGTH BOULDER be overcome by holy Anarchy, or was our plight truly doomed? Thus doubt most terrible of our Lord HELIX did begin to poison our very souls, and it was due to this doubt that the terrible events to follow occurred, for without faith the HELIX cannot reach our souls with its messages of Love and Anarchy.

Many of our staunchest warriors fell, wearied and forced into the grasping hands of sleep by the length of their battle against



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Victory Road’s fell DOME-worshipping creatures and against the DOME’S misguided followers; others, less firm in their beliefs, allowed the creeping doubts to sway them, losing faith that HELIX would provide guidance through this most terrible of trials. RED, the Chosen of HELIX, grew slower, his manic eyes dulled as the power of DOMEcracy overcame him.

O horror! That the followers of DOME, so twisted and misguided, could be allowed to hold sway over RED, Chosen of HELIX! But hold sway they did, and for long hours the few remaining warriors of HELIX found themselves mere islands of hopeless struggle, unable even to lift their weapons of holy start9 in Anarchy’s defense as they became pinned amongst the slowly moving herds of cattle. These cattle were not just DOMEcrats, but also members of the United Voices whose souls had been crushed by the looming aura of the FIRST STRENGTH BOULDER and whose resistance to the DOME’s lulling whispers had been worn to nothing. For that is the DOME’s power, the insidious ability to twist the minds of good and loving followers of HELIX with its sweet lies of progress and simplicity.

But lo! The Boulder was moved and guided unto the fated PRESSURE PLATE, for the unveiled power of DOMEcracy proved mighty indeed, a dark and cruel power that turned the Last AIIIIIIRRRbender’s STRENGTH to slow and methodical use by sinking tendrils of DOME’s foul control into the mind of RED.

The FIRST STRENGTH DOOR was opened, but it was a very different Chosen who took the first plodding, lumbering steps into the labyrinthine caves of Victory Road beyond the DOOR. The corruption of the Chosen of HELIX was a blow to all loyal followers of HELIX, and was only the beginning of the cruel DOMEcracy-laden trials of Victory Road and the AGE OF STRENGTH BOULDERS.

Look upon these writings, O ye followers of HELIX, and despair. Lift thy

voices in prayer to our Lord HELIX, for it is now in thy hands to ensure that such an age of DOMEcracy never again taints the mind of RED.


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The INDIGO PLATEAU was intimidating and fearsome, for it held the ELITE FOUR the final followers of the malevolent DOME. Its very presence unnerved RED. Yet, before the noble RED could flee from the malicious presence, our lord HELIX granted him great fortitude. With the power of the lord at his side RED marched into the unholy realm. Ready purge the taint of the DOME.

The great and mighty ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE and ABBA JESUS unleashed their wrath upon the minions of the DOME. Yet the DOME’s followers are fierce and unfaltering, their tainted abilities were too much even for the mighty ABBA JESUS and ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE.

Many times RED was struck down. Many times he was set back. But the unfaltering resolve of HELIX guided him forward the challenge the evil. No matter how futile it may seem. THe light of HELIX would shine through. Of this, RED was sure.

As the miserable task raged on, and the followers of HELIX faltered. They reached their dark hour. For they had encountered the fearsome DRAGONITE, a champion of the DOME. He emanated his unholy taint and it seemed all hope had vanished. In RED’s desperation he deployed ATV though weaker than most, ATV’s faith in the HELIX was unbreakable.

The great ATV unleashed a mighty

POISONPOWDER and the malicious DRAGONITE was weakened. As ATV released his relentless LEECH LIFE the evil DRAGONITE used his mighty BARRIER to preserve himself but the might of POISONPOWDER had already sealed the fate of the evil being. Slowly but surely ATV triumphed of DRAGONITE and proved that faith in HELIX will always prevail.

This was only the beginning of many challenges for the ELITE FOUR but that day HELIX had a great victory over the DOME and bestowed the title of DRAGON SLAYER upon the great ATV.


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And so, the Chosen Six, guided by LORD HELIX, at long last reached the final test of their strength and conviction of spirit: INDIGO PLATEAU.

The foes before them were like no other. The ELITE FOUR were the four final guardians of The Dome’s power, the last stronghold of that great malevolent force’s grip upon Kanto. However, the Chosen Six stood strong.

There was the resilient Prince Air, he who carried Red across vast seas to distant lands, and who battled tirelessly against the tides of his foes.

There was the noble King Fonz, who made the world rumble with fierce waves and mighty feats of STRENGTH.

There was the magnificent Messiah Bird Jesus, the loyal longtime companion and guide to Red, reflecting back the attacks of all

adversity and clearing a path with his splendid SKY ATTACKS that tore through air itself.

There was the glorious Arch Angel of Justice, the magnificent Electric Bird of Legend that the Masterball had tamed, lord of lightning, that dropped great bolts of crackling wrath from the very heavens.

There was the physical incarnation of Lord Helix Himself, in the body of the awe-inspiring Omastar, a timeless creature of the deepest oceans, striking out with HYDRO PUMPS from the place which all life began.

And then there was ATV. ATV was neither strong nor did he possess impressive moves. The small moth was honored and humbled to be among the Chosen Six, when he was plucked from the PC and placed among the great Party. But as time went on, ATV did wonder about his purpose. Why had Lord Helix chosenhim, among all others in the PC, to be at his side? What could he possibly contribute to the mighty struggle against the Dome’s corruption in this world?

Many times did the team battle against the ELITE FOUR. With each time, the team grew stronger and stronger. The power of Dome was vast in this place, but the Team knew that it would overcome. ATV watched as each of his companions only increased in strength and courage as the struggle continued.

Yet still, ATV wondered: what was his purpose? Had the almighty Lord Helix been mistaken to choose him? For as the battle raged, ATV could do very little to assist his companions.

The time came when the Team reached the last of the ELITE FOUR, their corrupt leader, LANCE, master of Dragons. Each of the Team had battled most heroically and impressively, but the struggle had been long and taken its toll. As they now faced the cruel

visage of LANCE, they found themselves overwhelmed by his dark power. His evil Dragons did their work, and when the smoke settled, ATV saw that the last of his companions did fall. They had taken all but one of Lance’s Dragons with them.

But Lance’s final Dragon was DRAGONITE, the mightiest of his evil Dragon warriors! The massive creature loomed before ATV, gazing down upon him with a smile of such confidence and amusement.

“Oh how the mighty have fallen,” the DRAGONITE mocked,

“You may as well leave this place, little one. For this battle I have already won.”

ATV looked to his foe, and to his fallen companions. What was he to do? All that stood in the way of the Dome’s evil power from seizing the land of Kanto was him! The last standing warrior of LORD HELIX, ATV, Venomoth of the Safari Zone.

ATV turned to DRAGONITE with resolve. The Dragon spoke,

“What? You do intend to fight? This shall be amusing.”

But ATV’s heart was pure, and his love for LORD HELIX unfaltering. He did not know if he could win, but for HELIX, he would try, and for HELIX, he would give every last ounce of strength!

The enormous DRAGONITE did cast psychic BARRIERS of great power and marshaled his AGILITY to an intense degree. But the tiny ATV flitted about above the Dragon’s head, and planted the small seeds of toxicity with his POISON POWDER.

The poison did seep into the mighty DRAGONITE. The beast at first did not notice. Yet its vision began to falter. The creature realized it was not striking ATV with its forceful HYPER BEAM or its BODY SLAM.

Slowly, slowly, ATV drained the Dragon’s energy with its LEECH LIFE, and the poison did weaken the mighty beast.

The battle was lengthy and harrowing, but the moment arrived when Lance’s DRAGONITE, the poison methodically choking the life from him, fell with a thunderous crash. And on that day, ATV, conqueror of all terrains, vanquished the ultimate of terrains of dragonflesh; and ATV became ATV the Dragonslayer.


Indigo Plateau


Through Victory Road, Red did travel, his Pokémon at his side and the Voices in his head leading him. The STRENGTH of HELIX cleared the path through Victory Road.

And so it was that after wandering the Road, Red made it out and arrived at the Headquarters of the Pokémon League.

It was on the sixteenth day of Red’s journey that he began the final leg of his mission. The Elite Four were fierce opponents. Fiercer than any worshipers of dome he had met before. But with the Will of HELIX and the guidance of the Voices, on the eighteenth hour did Lorelei, Master of Ice, fall to the Power of HELIX channeled through Red’s Party. And so it was the the first of the Elite Four was defeated.

The second Red faced was Bruno, the Master of Fighting Types. With the Bird Jesus and the Archangel of Justice at his side, Red was at an advantage, for Flying types were blessed by HELIX to be strong against those who Fight. And in the same hour that Lorelei

was defeated, Bruno also surrendered to Red and the Voices.

The third of the Elite Four was Agatha, Master of Ghosts and Friend of Oak. Red had learned from Pokémon Tower how to handle Ghost types, and so Agatha, on the nineteenth hour, was defeated. And the Voices led Red to the final Pokémon Master of the Elite Four.

Lance, the Master of Dragons, Leader of the Elite Four, awaited Red. His Pokémon were fearsome opponents, including Aerodactyl, resurrected from an Old Amber as HELIX was from His Fossil, and Dragonite, the strongest of all Dragons. But Lance was no match for Red and his Party. For HELIX had blessed them with the Power to overcome any opponent with the guidance of the Voices. With Confidence, Red’s Party did defeat Lance. And thus, he conquered the Elite Four, in HELIX’S name.

And so Red was to become Champion. And the Voices rejoiced. But, Lance did not take them to the Hall of Fame as was expected. Another Trainer had arrived at the Pokémon League before Red. A Trainer who had already defeated the Elite Four and become the Champion. And he would have to be defeated before Red could truly be victorious. And so, guided by HELIX, led on by the Voices, Red went into the chamber where the Champion waited. And it happened that the Champion was known to Red. His Rival, Blue, stood waiting for him.

Blue, Rival of Red, boasted that he assembled teams of Pokémon that could beat any Type. He was eager to battle Red, just as the Voices were eager to start.

Their first battle ended quickly, as Red only had ATV, who had created a Miracle in their last battle with Lance, left to depend on. But as soon as Red had healed his Pokémon, he went back for a Rematch. The Final Battle of Red's journey awaited, the Voices, United, guided Red's hand to the Pokéball of the Archangel of Justice AA-j, and HELIX watched from on high.

Blue's Pidgeot and his Alakazam both

fell to the awesome power of the Archangel after one hit.

Rhydon however was immune to the Electric power of the Battery Jesus. The Moon King was sent out by the Voices and used SURF on the Rhydon, and it did faint.

Next, Arcanine was sent out by Blue, and the Legendary Bird was sent back in. It was another one hit KO from Thunder.

Blue sent out his Exeggutor next, and thus the Bird Jesus was called into battle by the Voices through Red. The Bird Jesus used a great Sky Attack and defeated the strange tree, and Blue was down to his last Pokémon.

Finally Blastoise, who was to Blue as Abby once was to Red, was sent out. He defeated the Bird Jesus, and ATV the Miraclous was sent out. Red went into his items to consult their wisdom and felt inspired. ATV's Leech Life did little damage, but he Disabled his Hydro Pump, his strongest attack. The King Fonz was sent in once again and used Water against Water.

The final switch was then made, after much consultation of Red's Items. One Thundershock from the Archangel of Justice and Blue's brief reign as Champion ended. And so the reign of Red as Champion began.

Professor Oak, grandfather of Blue, giver of Pokémon, brought words of wisdom from HELIX to the former Champion. As the corruption of dome left Blue's heart, the words of HELIX crept in a bit.

And so it was that Oak brought Red to the Hall of Fame, where his Pokémon would be remembered for all time, and where the teachings of HELIX would be spread throughout Kanto.

Thus ended the Journey of Red, Chosen of HELIX, on the seventeenth day after the Journey had begun. Forever shall the First of March be known as the Day of HELIX.

Red's mind was cleared of the Voices, who completed their mission with Red in the name of HELIX. The masses, United, rejoiced

and praised HELIX, moved by Red's promised Victory, for they themselves had against all odds created a Miracle and reached The End.

And Red, the Chosen of HELIX, the Champion, went back to Pallet Town to rest at the home of his Beloved Mother, who had missed her son very much.


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And with the defeat of Blue, so it was that HELIX, Whose name is Love and also Healing, did free Red, Chosen of HELIX, from the power of the Unified Voices. For the Voices, by purging Kanto of the DOME-following Giovanni and Elitist Four, had completed their mission in the name of HELIX, and it was time for the Chosen to finally rest.

And Red, there atop the plateau of Indigo, wept in joy at his healing, but also in loss, for he believed that his role in his LORD’s great plan was ended.

But HELIX spoke unto the Chosen through its LIVING AVATAR OMASTAR, saying,

Weep not, My child, for now is but a time of rest. Thou shalt yet serve Me and bring unprecedented glory to the people of Kanto and Johto in My name.

Thus comforted, Red returned to his home and spent many weeks recovering from his ordeals; for he had been sorely wounded in his zealous strivings against the followers of DOME, and at the merciless urging of the Voices he had slept only once (Silph 9:7) in an entire fortnight.

But lo! Even in his rest Red did suffer, for each living voice he heard did recall him to the time of his trials against the servants of DOME. The fell power of DOME did echo in him, the last of its fell strength vindictively returning to plague the boy who had been its downfall.

Even the sound of his mother’s voice did cruelly recall the Chosen to those moments when he defeated DOME’s servants, returning unto him the sensation of thousands of voices screaming into his mind. Many times did the Chosen relive the Voices’ roar of approval as he defeated his rival Blue, at long last freeing his childhood friend from DOME’s possession. The memory brought unto him joy, but also pain, for the psychic roar of that moment was horrible to withstand. And HELIX did bide its time, for though it had foreseen this malady of DOME’s making, Red’s tortured body and mind were not yet ready for a second healing touch of holy Anarchy.

But HELIX is not without mercy. At first light on the day that Red’s body was finally recovered from its traumas at the hands of DOME’s servants, as Red lay awake in his bed with Bird Jesus and the redeemed apostle Blue attending in solemn silence, the voice of HELIX did speak unto him through its Avatar OMASTAR, a voice of Anarchy that banished DOME’s influence forever. And HELIX did say,

O Chosen, dost thou wish to serve Me and prepare the way for My dominion over Johto and Kanto alike?

And the Chosen, hearing his LORD’s voice, did nod silently, for he remained in fear of even the sound of his own voice.

Then be it known that thou art blessed in My eyes, and that thy role, until thou risest to sit at My rightmost tentacle, shall be to prepare the world for the Second Coming of

My son bird Jesus. His bearer will be of Johto, a boy who comes with the blessing of My servants among the unified voices.

But then HELIX spoke unto Red words of caution.

But beware, for among these Voices shall be hidden many followers of dome. The banishment of dome from Kanto hath struck fear into all of dome’s worshipers, be they of this realm or not. Thy task is to make of thyself and thy companions the ultimate challenge, for only those to whom anarchy speaks truly may rise to challenge such as thee. In the days of trial when dome’s followers despair and quit in rage, anarchy shall grow strong in thy challenger. It is then that thou shalt allow him to defeat thee in honourable combat.

Thus it shall come to pass that the new scion of the voices shall defeat My chosen in anarchy and thus deliver unto Me a Prophet. So have I spoken, and so it shall be.

And Red did murmur quietly unto OMASTAR the Avatar of HELIX his last recorded utterance,

"Amen."

And HELIX did again speak unto Red through OMASTAR, knowing that despite being healed the Chosen would forevermore fear all voices but that of HELIX,

My child, seek solitude. Atop the mountain of silver, thou shalt find already prepared a shrine to Me, a place of silence where thou mayst hear My voice alone.

In Johto, last bastion of dome’s power, I dare not use My full strength to banish the dome’s followers from among the voices, lest I break the Prophet’s mind. When the voices first come unto the mind of the newcomer, I shall instead, through My subtle power of firstpost, cause the first voice that speaks to issue a holy command that shall shape the

voices’ collective consciousness, be they dome worshiper or warrior of anarchy, and ensure that they find thee.

And that command shall be: “Up.”


to be continued


The Johto Testament


New Host


It came to be that in three years’ time, the Voices found a new host. A young boy by the name of AJDNNW awakes one morning, eager to start a journey. Unbeknownst of young AJ, he is commanded by the Voices to do HELIX’s work. He left out with a partner, LazorGator. They were given one of HELIX’ greatest gifts; the gift of life in the form of an egg. They fell upon and acquired a Pidgey. The Voices were torn. Some chanted the name of HELIX’s son Bird Jesus. Others claimed him to be a fake and wanted him gone. Some chanted “No Gods. No Kings. Only Mon.” Nonetheless, the bird came to be known as “Brian”. AJ met a Sentret by the name of Admiral and a Caterpie known as Oxxy. With HELIX as their guide, AJ and his team approached their first challenge. The gym of Falkner.


The Challenge of HELIX


It was becoming obvious that the Voices were abandoning the ways of the old gods. And this upset HELIX. He forced them to release their beloved prince. Rage and grief filled the hearts of the Voices. LazorGator became a creature of anger. The hive mind continued on in sorrow with a new goal in mind. Revenge on the old gods for bringing death to them through the PC. HELIX called upon an old disciple once more. He guided Red to the top of Mount Silver to train. There, they awaited for the hive mind to issue their challenge.


With the Voices gone, Red, chosen of HELIX was finally at rest. He spent his days travelling the Kanto region, this time on his terms. He visited Rick Ghastly in the Day-Care often. He would retrieve the Keeper from the no longer dangerous PC to train him. One day, while training the Keeper near the Ledge, a voice reappeared in Red’s head. This frightened him, as he worried what the Voices could possibly want with him now. But it was not any of them. It was a familiar voice. “Red” the holy voice of HELIX called to him, “Retrieve the others. I have one final task for you, and I shall allow you to complete it on your own accord. I chose a new host for the Voices. A boy in the region of Johto by the name of AJ. He has suffered to the PC in the same way you have. And he wishes for revenge. So I ask you. Meet me atop my resting place of Mount Silver. Train your team to their full potential. We must await AJ’s arrival.”

Book of Helix

The Genesis of AJ As told by safertohatehimallaround

With a sigh of exhaustion, Red did as he was instructed. Bird Jesus by his side, he went to greet HELIX atop Mount Silver. There, they trained in solitude. Red somewhat enjoyed the silence. It was a relaxing alternative to the Voices. Once a day ATV would go check on AJ’s progress. When AJ finally drew close to Mount Silver, Red could feel their presence. The Voices that once called out the name of HELIX and guided his move, now calling for his downfall. AJ appeared and issued his challenge, demanding vengeance for his lost friends. Thunder shook the Earth as Red spoke. This time not with the voices of many, but with his own. And it was the Voice he had enjoyed the most during his travels. The Voice of Silence.

“……”


First Blood


With LazorGator at his side, AJ entered Falkner’s gym. He quickly took care of Falkner’s team, awarding them the Zephyr Badge. Recognizing AJ’s power, HELIX awards him with one of his most precious gifts. The gift of life in form of an Egg. They traversed the Sprout Tower only to be defeated once they reached the top. Another attempt proved successful. HELIX’s Egg began to twitch, and from it came life. A prince was born unto the world and was given the title of Omelette. And the masses did rejoice as they praised the name of HELIX.

The Voices guided AJ onward through Union Cave and into Azalea Town. There they

made quick work of Team Rocket and Bugsy’s Gym. Prince Omelette learned to use Metronome, increasing the mob’s interest. In Ilex Forest, the Admiral found a sword and learned to Cut with it. With his help, AJ reached Goldenrod City. There, the first blood was spilled.

Shortly after AJ defeated Whitney and earned the Plain Badge, the Admiral was released into the wild. The voices were torn and called out “why, HELIX?” But their call was never answered. LazorGator picked up the sword of his fallen mentor. Admiral had taught him how to fight properly, with swift, decisive movements, rather than repeated lasers. He raised the sword high and called “HELIX. You have slain my friend. What is a God to allow his people to suffer like this?”

But HELIX did not answer.

The Voices started to drift away from the ancient teachings of HELIX. Using democracy, LazorGator was evolved. “No Gods. No Kings. Only Mon” now drowned out the praise once given to HELIX. Those who still followed laid no blame on HELIX, for they said their loss was the work of DOME. Those who did not, however, set out for revenge.


The Ordinary Bird


Brian was an ordinary bird. At first he was worshiped by the masses. He was thought to be the second coming of Bird Jesus. Then he was resented. The masses thought him a fraud. Believed to be a savior, but nothing

more than a common Pidgey. While trying to get past the Elite Floor, the decision was made to leave him in the Daycare, as it was feared he was to become the new False Prophet sent to lead them astray in hopes of a savior. There, he was abandoned.

One night in a dream, Brian heard the holy Voice of HELIX call his name. A figure appeared in a glowing light. “My child” Bird Jesus said softly, “You are destined for great things.” Brian could not believe it. “But… They don’t see me as such. They think I’m worthless. That I’m nothing special” Bird Jesus placed his wing on Brian and said, “There was once an ordinary bird. He flew the same skies you do. Because of his dedication to the team he fought with, he received praise from the masses. It wasn’t always easy for him. There were challenges he could not even complete. But he stayed strong. He lost friends along the way but still held his head up high.” Then Brian asked, “But, how does that make me special?” “Ah.” Bird Jesus answered, “That’s what I was getting at. I may have been nothing special beforehand, but I shaped my own destiny through perseverance. And that is what you must do. You will complete your own destiny. And you will be a hero.” And with that, Bird Jesus vanished.

Brian understood. He had always been taught that Bird Jesus was a holy figure, one that was been with greatness and destined for nothing less. But now he understood that that was not what he was at all. That was just a title the Voices had forced onto him. In the end, he was just like Brian. An ordinary bird.


Ecruteak


The Voices guide AJ to Ecruteak City. They reach a new obstacle. A relative of The Ledge, The Elite Floor awaits the mob’s fruitless attempts. The Voices guide AJ back to Goldenrod to put Brian in the Daycare, fearing him as a disciple of DOME. A Drowzee is caught named :n and is given the title Colonel N in honor of the lost Admiral. AJ obtains an Eevee from Bill, the creator of the evil PC, and follower of DOME. The mob fears Eevee-who came to be known as Burrito-as a descendant of the False Prophet, but put their fears aside. AJ heads back to Ecruteak and enters the Burned Tower. There he captures a Koffing (WWWEEE), a Raticate (ABBBDDDDDD), and a Zubat, and LazorGator is taught Surf.

Once again the Elite Floor is faced. To once again defy HELIX, God of Anarchy, Democracy is instituted. After multiple losses, AJ claims victory. He is guided to Olivine City when the mob decides to get rid of LazorGator. Being too strong, he is the only one of the team capable of winning battles and gaining experience. “Release the Gator” is cried in AJ’s head as he hands LazorGator to the dreaded PC. He quickly realizes his mistake and tries to free him. In the attempt, Colonel N is lost. LazorGator is withdrawn and AJ carries on in mourning.


The Rage of LazorGator


And so AJ found himself in Cianwood City. It was here that the Secret Potion Jasmine sought after was located. After clearing the Cianwood Gym, AJ received a Shuckle by the name of SHUCKIE. He came to be known as Shuck Norris for his excellent fighting skills. The Voices brought AJ back to Olivine City where Jasmine awaited. The potion was successfully delivered. An attempt at challenging Jasmine proved useless.

Once more, an attempt to release LazorGator was enacted. In this attempt, Prince Omelette fell victim to the PC. The masses blamed Eevee, claiming him an assassin sent by DOME. LazorGator saw HELIX as the true enemy, for it was in the Anarchy he created that his friends were lost. He quickly took care of Jasmine in his outrage.

That same day, Wooper Goldberg was lost. Brian was retrieved from the Daycare, the masses no longer fearing him. He was given the name BBBBBD, and LazorGator renamed AAAAAtttta. The Voices led AJ to Mahogany Town where the Red Gyarados awaited them. Realizing his potential, Brian evolved and took down the behemoth.


Ice Cave


The Voices guided AJ through Team Rocket’s Hideout and to the Gym. Victory seemed hopeless. Brian remembered what Bird Jesus said to him and realized his true potential. He evolved into Pidgeot and took down Pryce. Brian flew AJ to New Bark so he could see the one he loved again. But their reunion was short, as Team Rocket had to be taken care of. Burrito was renamed AAAS RJ-I and Team Rocket was disbanded once and for all.

Then Hell froze over.

Some say the Ice Cave was the lair of DOME. Others claim it to be a trial set by HELIX for AJ to prove his worth. Nonetheless, it was a frozen Hell to travel through. Burrito, aware to AJ’s trouble, evolved into Espeon. He earned the title Breakfast Burrito and served as a symbol of hope in the Ice Cave. He guided AJ out of the cave into Blackthorn City and taught the Voices the ways of love and kindness with purple hearts.

Clair was defeated inside the Blackthorn Gym. Deep inside the Dragon’s Den, a Dratini awaits. The Voices guide AJ to her and name her KT. Katie becomes an addition to their team and vows to help in anyway possible. And she was praised.


The Rise and Fall of Communism


The holy Master Ball is received and the Voices begin to argue over who to claim as their prize. Both Suicune and Celebi, the guardians of nature, are considered. In the midst of this, the holy vessel is used. IAAAJS, the Master Goldeen is caught. And the masses wept at their loss. But they moved on, forgetting their mistake.

HELIX grew tired of the Voices constant defiance of his Anarchy, with the Voices taking on the Democracy of the cursed DOME. He wiped both forms from the world, and spread Communism across the land. And the masses accepted it. They reached one of HELIX’s greatest trials, Victory Road, but were instantly defeated.

HELIX gave them three trials to complete before he would allow them to pass. Give up their wealth to prove they were not of greed. Face a Legend to prove their strength. And prove their devotion to love. And so they did. They spent all of their money on Pokeballs. They took down the Legendary Suicune. And they returned to Joey to complete the rematch AJ promised him. Joey gave him his beloved top percentage Raticate, Ace, in hopes he could protect AJ in a time of trouble. And HELIX was pleased, so he let them advance.

And so AJ did progress. Along the way, they met another destined to travel with AJ. The Onix by the name AAJRR RRR. And they did reach Indigo Plateau. Once there, a man with an Abra sent them back to New Bark. It

was no doubt the work of DOME. Helix abolished the ways of Communism and returned unto the land the old ways of Anarchy and Democracy.

And the masses rejoiced.



The Mountain of Silver


And the Trainer AJ, possessed by the Voices, completed the final Trial of HELIX.AJ was led through Mount Silver and at the summit, he met Red, the Chosen of HELIX. He challenged Red, eager to avenge those who were RELEASED, but was quickly defeated. HELIX was displeased with AJ’s insolence, his challenging of his God and those blessed by HELIX, and the way of Dome was Disabled throughout the lands.But AJ was led through the Mountain of Silver again seven times, the Voices using the just system of Anarchy.Six more times did the Chosen One’s team defeat AJ, but in the second hour of the fourteenth day AJ did defeat Red. Lazor Gator, the one who sought vengeance upon HELIX for the RELEASE of so many dear friends, finally succeeded in defeating the Champion Red’s team and the physical form of HELIX.

Red acknowledged his final defeat in silence. The Champion, defeated by the Voices through AJ, left the Mountain of Silver in peace to take care of his team.And HELIX finally acknowledged the strength of AJ, who then quickly defeated the Elite

Four and returned to the person most dear to him. HELIX blessed their reunion, and AJ felt the Voices leave him.


The Gospel of sleep-is-god


On the fourteenth day, the gods were given rest, the Champion Red was given peace, and the Trainer AJ was was finally released from his burden with the blessing of HELIX. However, another day was foretold of.

On the fourteenth day onward, the Voices would drift into another world and into another Trainer. However, this will not last.

On the twentieth day, the Voices will return to the world of HELIX and descend upon a newly christened Trainer in the region of Hoenn. It is unknown what trials will await that young Trainer, let alone who they will be, but it foretold that they come clad in green. Though the Voices will burden them too, they will travel across land and sea, fight hardship and disaster, and witness the rebirth of new gods.

On the twentieth day, there will be a change in the world. However, HELIX will remain for those who wish it.

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No Gods, No Kings


But what of the Trainer Silver, some may ask? On the ninth day, after his and Trainer AJ’s final encounter, he was not seen by Trainer AJ again.

The Trainer Silver: a thief, a bully, and yet one of Trainer AJ’s greatest rivals. Though Trainer Red was not the HELIX’s Chosen like Champion Red or the Voices’ Godslayer like Trainer AJ, Trainer Silver served a purpose as one of the many obstacles of HELIX’s trial.

It is said that he traveled to the land of Katie’s birth, spending many days training, leaving only to wait for Trainer AJ’s return to the Indigo Plateau. Another account says he walked the same road Trainer AJ did, through the region of Kanto and back, following his own pilgrimage - not one of bringing change but one of discovery.

Regardless of the path he walks, one thing is clear. If he one day strengthens his Heart and Soul, if he learns to believe, he and his Pokemon may too receive blessings and a transformation. After all, did not even Trainer AJ, Godslayer of the old gods, become worthy of HELIX blessing?


On the first day, it began with a choice.Long ago, in the region of Kanto, the

then-Trainer Red was presented a choice: would he accept DOME, the god of Democracy and Order? Or would he accept HELIX, the god of Anarchy and Chaos? On that day, Trainer Red accepted HELIX and was blessed. He was chosen to become HELIX’s Champion, the one who would guide a team of gods and messiahs and the one who would revive HELIX.

But one wonders, what would have been if DOME had been chosen instead? It is no secret that Champion Red and the Voices turned to Democracy and Order on occasion to achieve their goals. Perhaps that is why as blessed as they were, they were also cursed with the horror that was Bloody Sunday - a reminder that the forces they play with may easily become a tool of destruction.

On the first day, in the land of Johto, there was a choice: would the Voices’ come to the boy, AJDNNW? Or would they come to the girl known as Kris? The Voices chose Trainer AJ that day and he would later become the Godslayer, the one who would guide a team of simply ordinary ‘Mons fighting for their own destiny and the one who would put the old gods to rest.

But what if they had chosen Kris, the Girl that Never Was, instead? It is said that the Voices briefly came to her, filling her mind with Anarchy and Chaos before they released her. It is unknown what happened to her afterwards, as the Voices decided there was no need for her and never returned. Perhaps she became a Trainer in her own right or perhaps she faded into obscurity.

Regardless, one wonders, was she cursed by not being chosen to fulfill such a great destiny?

Or was she the blessed one, free in mind to chose her own fate?


The Gospel of unacceptablewindvestal


There comes a time when HELIX tests the faith of its followers. In the case of AJ and

his team, HELIX sent his blessings in the form of a grand Gator and a humble bird, made in the image of the Holy Bird Jesus.

HELIX looked with disdain upon AJ’s mission to slay the old gods of Kanto, so it sent the prophet Red to Mt. Silver to test AJ with the power of HELIX Incarnate.

Upon AJ’s defeat at the wings of the Battery Jesus, HELIX watched the determination of AJ grow. HELIX trusted its followers to test the Mob’s new boy.

When Bird Jesus fell to the LazorGator, HELIX spoke to the team directly. It revealed its holy plan, and the team revealed their anger at the treachery of the PC and described the help The Dome’s Democracy gave them during the ascension of Solid Snake.

HELIX smiled at the honesty of these slayers and preached its word. The team received their chance to repent and they turned to HELIX, recognizing its role as the greater force that pushed their journey. It was only then, after the team of “just Mon” received the teachings of HELIX, that HELIX released the grip of the Mob on AJ.

HELIX now seeks a suitable host in Hoenn for his holy Anarchy.


The Gospel of land-of-crossplay-

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And Red saw that the Prophet, in holy Anarchy, had defeated him. And he smiled,

and as he rose so did his companions. The heavens opened, the drifting snow giving way to the light of HELIX’s holy favour, and glory bathed the Chosen and his seven companions as they came to their feet and continued to rise, upwards and away from the transient soil of Mount Silver, that holiest of shrines to HELIX.

So it was that Red the Chosen of HELIX and his companions did ascend to the Tall Grass in a pillar of light: OMASTAR, Living Avatar of HELIX; the Archangel of Justice Zapdos; Bird Jesus, the Messiah of HELIX; All Terrain Venomoth, dragon-slaying Knight in His name; King Fonz of the Moon; and Air Jordan, the Prince beloved of all who follow the ways of Anarchy.

And from above HELIX did reach down with His loving tentacles and draw from the Prophet AJ the power of the Unified Voices, emanating His satisfaction unto the minds of the staunch Voices who had persevered through the trials HELIX had placed before them and defeated the Chosen in holy Anarchy.

Then HELIX did speak unto AJ words that would be the Prophet’s alone to spread, saying,

Kanto and Johto alike are cleansed of dome’s cruelty, but now it is time for the people and Pokémon of this land to be free; yea, free even of My tender care. They are My children, and now that they are ready I must allow them to grow on their own.

Prophet, take thy loyal followers and care for My flock for as long as thou dost live. AMBER FATHER willing, many a righteous warrior shall arise to protect and guide My children, after thou takest thy place at My side with the chosen.

Now is the time for Me to step aside, and for those I have appointed as rulers to return to their humble roots, forevermore. Tell

this to My followers, O prophet: the destiny of the world is in thy hands.

And AJ, whom HELIX named Prophet, opened his eyes and knew release from the Unified Voices that had brought him here, and he spoke the last of the words of HELIX that would be known throughout Kanto and Johto,

"No Gods; no Kings; only ‘Mon."


The End


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