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Toolux & Bucknaasty: “We highly recommend them; we have three!”

Steelwind & Ulanii: “There is nothing like them!”

Phipho & Paull: “What?! I thought you had to earn them…man all that

work when I could have been tabbed out!”

Mythic: “This new weapon system was based on a sound company

philosophy…After all, we pay our Customer Service Representatives

for doing nothing! We felt this should be reflected in the

game…giving players a chance to get something for doing nothing*”

<Randomness> Victims of Nerd Rage – Booted from Alliance! Pg. 5

Mythic Introduces Renown Weapons of AFK’ing! Big Thumbs Up from both Realms!

Thegrifter Stands Up Another Guild“Eparssa was offensive to the Moral Majority so we had to change it.”

*not actually said by Mythic

Kajoo

Paddle always has creative alt names

Naked Dwarves…its how Order will prevail over

Destro…Blind the Enemy!

Someone told me these two look alike, but I just don’t see it…Poochies

Ask Poochies to explain this if you don’t get it…

Amazing the names that get through the

name filter!

I like saying Hella…Hella! I wonder…is this to draw Steeze out or is it cause its

Steeze pwnage?

Was there ever a better name for a Fruitknight of

the Flaming Sun?

Looking like a foo’ wit’ your pants on the ground!

Nifty name

I just don’t think enough is said about the leetness of BW Weapon Skillz

Hard to see, but I got my ass kicked so hard, when I respawned, I was still dead…and mounted…

Dead Shammmie and his trusty steed

Help…I’ve Fallen and I Cant Get Up…What’s this Idle Hands Buff for?

What’s this???

Editor does not guarantee below folks are fully spec’d in I-Know-WTF-I’m-Doing

Please contact them in game to arrange groupage

Character name: KhaelaethLevel: 52 Wards: Full greaterGroup Wanted For: Tomb of the Vulture Lord and/or Lost ValeSpec Info & Game times: Fully Dark Rites specialized, eastern shore gamer, on most days of the week and on lots of the time on weekends. Always happy to schedule dungeon

Special thanks to Khaelaeth for the idea.

AerielysLevel: 67 Wards: SuperiorGroup for: VLSpecs: Grace/Salv healing specTime: 11:00 EST - 2:00 EST any day

Character name: Emmo GlobulinLevel: 51 Wards: Full greaterGroup Wanted For: Tomb of the Vulture Lord and/or Lost ValeSpec Info & Game times: Heal Spec, available in evenings/weekends…With Shammmie

Character name: Shammmie DavisjuniorLevel: 46 Wards: Full greater, 3/5 SuperiorGroup Wanted For: Tomb of the Vulture Lord and/or Lost ValeSpec Info & Game times: Heal Spec, available in evenings/weekends…With Emmo

I pay good money every month to read (and write in!) region chat…roughly $14.74

Always a good strat!

PvE is a massive cool points reducer…I could be killing Grifter!

Destro pushing IC would be epic indeed.

Even wives are subject to Nerd Raging…

Grifter could not be reached for comment.

I doubt anyone feels sorry for 400.

I pay good money every month to read (and write in!) region chat…roughly $14.74

Senoka…ah the day he used to murder me…

Boobs aren’t a free ticket to loots….

Cliff DPS > All

SS Taken Mar 23, 2010…PJ on the Prowl for Leet Loot

Noobness is in the eye of the beholder

I pay good money every month to read (and write in!) region chat…roughly $14.74

If you truly want a pocket healer, grow one of your own!

Also funny is Paddle Nerd Raging in Party…

Rosar suffers much abuse…

JINX!!!! x3 For some, females are mythical creatures found in the interwebz p0rn sites!

I always knew Pongx secretly admired me… Skrillz needs to learn more about AFK Deeps…the sc win would have been guaranteed!

I pay good money every month to read (and write in!) region chat…roughly $14.74

Epik Phailure

Running out of health seems to result in death most of the time…Occam’s Razor is at work here.

More Misspelling fun!

VL has become my escape from city pushing…

See how Kerbear got to 80 so fast? They fixed her special Rune!

If I had a band, I would name it Rage Against the Mythic

For those who knew Chandlre the BW and Pong the Shaman…this is funny

I pay good money every month to read (and write in!) region chat…roughly $14.74

Geek Pickup Lines

Gummiebear’s Nerd Rage was also Epic…Im pretty sure it rivals Grifter’sI also hate those fkn dirty Xrealmers! I’m gonna send Kerbear some fanmail about it

Senoka

Kerbear

Haven’t heard much from Beef lately…

Rosar should change his last name to Easykill…

Can never have enough of STFU lying around

I pay good money every month to read (and write in!) region chat…roughly $14.74

Don’t be tempted by promises of Shammy Cyb0rz…

I am hurt.A plague a' both your houses! I am sped.Is he gone (AFK) and hath nothing?/cuts wrists…You fkn AFKers make me…

Yes, it’s all over…don’t you wish youhadn’t fkd around and sent some shit in? That’s ok; I forgive you…just like Iforgive all those dirty dirty afkers! And those dirty xrealmers! SCUM OF THE EARTH I SAY! Until next time, Adieu!

AND I STILL DON’T HAVE MY AFK WEAPON!

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections, even if it’s in the end

Submitted by Senoka

Senoka keeps bad words away from his eyes

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections

Submitted by Senoka

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections

Submitted by Senoka

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections

Submitted by Senoka

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections

Submitted by Senoka

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections

The Grifter has so much Nerd Rage, I had to dedicate an entire section to it…6 sections

Submitted by Senoka