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Charles Sturt Uni, Port Macquarie student mag Issue 6TRANSCRIPT
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Contents
Cover:
Imaginarium
Fashions of CSU
Hong Kong: part 2
Cashman Report
Brilliant Blunders
Recipe of the month
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Contributors
Yvette Coulon
Jessica Day
David Matters
Serena Irene
Clara Koch
Want to submit something to Synapses?
It could be a picture, a story, an article about relevant-to-student-life topic
(money, studying, food, sleep, drinking too much, food)… whatever you want
to read about and see published! Email your contributions to
Deadlines for October issue: 25 Sept
Kate found this lovely tree, what are some discoveries
you have made around port?
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What up?… Greetings!
The seasons are changing, winter has vanished and
spring has sprung! I had a taste of sweet freedom for
two weeks and now find myself chained back to my
desk, typing away. I do this for you, my adoring public
(and you know, for my university degree which will
someday lead me into my life's calling)
During my freedom I should have been continuing to
exercise my big brain with study, but no… no.
The internet has a nasty way of sneaking in and taking
over all my time, so I found myself wandering aimlessly
amongst mouse clicks.
BUT when wandering one finds things of interest, which
I am only to please to share with all of you. Here are
THREE awesome internet things holidays lead me to:
1. Find the invisible Cow—The name says it all. Make
sure you have audio switched on, otherwise this will not
make any sense—http://www.findtheinvisiblecow.com/
2. The Awkward Yeti—Everybody loves a good web
comic, get lost amongst the adventures of Heart &
Brain, and medical storied retold. I know I did. (I have a
plush gallbladder coming in the mail) - http://
theawkwardyeti.com/
3. Habitica—A website and app that is a personal
organizer, but meshed with an 8-bit game to inspire you
to do things! I added a bunch of stuff and still haven't
done them, super fun though! - https://habitica.com
Enjoy the magazine its full of awesome, worthy of you
all, my fellow education fiends!
Oh heart, you are my spirit animal!
Monthly Mantra Whatever you are,
be a good one
This months cover was created by Yvette Coulon.
Isn't it neat? I like the bright against the dark background, very fetch.
You can submit your own photos or artworks for a cover by emailing them to csusynap-
[email protected]. Fame and glory await.
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Hey all! Here again for another article on bleeding the wallet. The next two months I will share with you an interesting article written by Scott Pape, famously (in financing anyway) known as the Barefoot Investor. Check it out!
Five Rules to Get Ahead After Leaving School Scott Pape | Aug 18, 2007
Rule 1: No, you actually don’t need a credit card Rule 2: Pay yourself first Rule 3: Ten years from now no one will ask what course you studied Rule 4: Ten years from now know one will ask what your first job was Rule 5: Yes, this will be on the test (and there will be lots of them) I concluded my latest business deal over a foosball table, when I agreed to employ Aaron, a twentysomething arts graduate, to help hone my speaking skills. Although I sidestepped his offer of a celebratory drink (a $3 bottle of red served in a coffee cup) I was admittedly slightly sentimental as I looked over the dishevelled inner-city house he shares with his mates There is but a small window of time that blokes can live together, drink copious amounts of alcohol, never clean up and hang posters of busty babes on the walls. It’s called university (and perhaps divorce). As someone who has entered the real world, I wanted to warn them of what lay ahead – afternoons spent at Bunnings, the importance of separating coloureds from whites, and low-fat milk, but they probably wouldn’t believe me anyway. So as I drove home to the comfy, clean confines of suburbia that I now call home, I realised the best advice I could give these boozing blokes was the unvarnished rules of how to get ahead.
Rule 1: No, you actually don’t need a credit card. It’s fashionable to protest against the latest injustice when at university, but if students understood the manipulative methods the banks use on us, they’d
be chaining themselves to (bank) branches. It usually starts with some sort of fee-free student package, which comes with a credit card with a small limit just in case of an emergency (like running out of money at a nightclub). After you start on the slippery slope of spending, the bank will ply you with pre-approved credit increases. If you think it’s hard to pay the bills without a credit card, getting one can make it virtually impossible. So, march down to your bank, cancel your credit card, apply for a Visa debit and use your own cash.
Rule 2: Pay yourself first You’d be surprised how many people in their early thirties I meet who haven’t got a cracker to their names. Ten years after throwing their cap – and around half a million bucks – up in the air, they’re still standing where they started. So each time you get paid, make sure the first person you pay is yourself. It doesn’t really matter how much you deposit (it could be as little as a few bucks) – it’s all about developing sound long-term money habits. Bonus points if you have a part-time job and can manage to sock $20 a week into superannuation to take advantage of the co-contributions scheme (otherwise known as free money from the Federal Government). Slipping a lazy grand into super could be worth $30,000 to you by the time you look like John Howard.
Rules 3-5 will be in the October edition!! Or check out the article and more on the link below
http://barefootinvestor.com/five-rules-for-getting-ahead/
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A review by David Matters
Ok so this is a review of the new media facility in Port
Macquarie library, it’s literally across the road.
So why did I go there? Media is quite different to the
accounting degree I have devoted to, but media is a passion. I
have always wanted to produce a radio drama ever since I
was in my teens, then I got into short films, theatre, and
photography and now I am focusing on radio. Now for the
review.
I went in to the library on Friday 14th August at 11am, this
was an introduction. Everyone that wants to use the facility
must first attend an induction course, it goes for under an
hour, mostly letting you know what not to touch and what
you can play with. The place is awesome, hands down. Like,
programs like Final Cut Pro, digital cameras, sound booth,
green screen and more! It’s all free to use!
When I first heard of this facility I thought it would be typical
rural standards, maybe a laptop and one of those budget-low-
cost mic in some abandoned toilet cubicle. But my
expectations were so wrong, I felt guilty. Ok so I’m no media
professional, I get an idea for a project then make it, so I have
used most equipment and this place has it all. Have an idea
for a short film? Animation? Song? Band recording? Sketch?
Design? Anything creative can be developed here!
My own projects include my drone, Phantom 2, and my radio
drama, which I have written and hope to try out their
equipment.
Check out their gear:
27" 5k retina display iMac
AVID Mbox Pro
Roland A-500SMidi keyboard
M-Audio Trigger Finger Pro controller/sequencer
Fender Champion 100w guitar amp
Eden EM25 25w bass amp
Acoustic guitar
Bass guitar
Canon xf300 video camera (freaking expense camera!)
Wacom Intuos Pro media tablet
Studio lights and green screen
Microphones, stands, leads, etc
Available Software:
Pro Tools 11
Logic Pro X
Audacity
Final Cut Pro X
Garageband
iMovie
Adobe creative suite
Sketchbook
FreeCAD
Blender (3D animation)
Interested? Be quick as other people are filling up the free
spots! To book a session phone Port Macquarie Library on
6581 8755 or email [email protected]
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Special thanks to the organizers, Dane Rickwood, Jess Genders and Daniel Steinbeck, of the
000 Ball held recently which helped to raise funds for the purchase of defibrillators. They
successfully raised around $15,000 including 3 defibrillators, with one being presented to
Rotary. Fantastic Job to all those involved.
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Ingredients:
1-1/2 cups uncooked elbow macaroni
2 cups chopped zucchini
1/2 cup chopped onion
2 tablespoons canola oil
1 can (14-1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes, drained
1 can (10-3/4 ounces) condensed cheddar cheese soup, undiluted
2 cups (8 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1/2 teaspoon prepared mustard
Method:
1. Cook macaroni according to package directions.Meanwhile, in a large saucepan, saute zucchini and onion in oil until tender. Stir in the tomatoes, soup, cheese, milk, basil and mustard.
2. Cook, uncovered, over medium heat for 6-7 minutesor until cheese is melted, stirring often. Drain macaroni; toss with vegetable cheese sauce. Yield: 4 servings.
Colorful Mac 'n' Cheese Recipe
CHEAP and EASY
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If you have a story, am adventure, or an amazing work of fiction guised as a real life experience-
share it! Send your submission to:
Serena’s epic placement adventure
Part Two: Study
We arrived in Macau to find several surprising
facts, such as: Macau is on an island only five
square kilometres large; it is home to the largest
casino in the world, the Venetian; though only 7%
of the population speaks Portuguese, it and
Cantonese are the two official languages; and it
was originally several islands, that were artificially
joined together.
We were filled in on these facts and more on our
way to the University of Macau, which was actually
built on the Chinese mainland. Connected to
Macau by an undersea tunnel, the University is
bordered by a moat and a thick wall that separate
it from China. Guards with rifles keep watch over
the wall.
The political tensions aside, we were settled into
Henry Fok Pearl Jubilee College, and introduced to
other students who resided there. They were
warm, friendly, and more than willing to help us
find our way around the massive campus. (And,
honestly, their help was invaluable in navigating.
The campus was one square kilometre large, and
with its own library, mall, restaurant, cafes, sports
parks, roads, bus stops, ATMs, bridges and lakes,
multiple residential colleges and dozens of
academic buildings. Without them we would have
been completely lost.)
The next morning we settled into classes.
As Psychology students, we were temporarily
enrolled in Psychology of Leadership, Cross-
Cultural Psychology, Addictive Behaviours. Our
group of Australians was divided up and dispersed
amongst the other students, and though a little
awkward at first, we soon found our footing and
made new friendships.
Psychology of Leadership dealt with (funnily
enough) leaders. It studied which qualities certain
leaders shared, and how these qualities were
shaped by culture, gender roles, race, education
and financial status. It also looked at the
relationships between leaders and their people,
whether that is as a team manager and a group of
employees, or a president and the nation. It
quickly became apparent that leadership styles
were immensely different, both within a singular
culture, and across culture.
Next was Cross-Cultural Psychology. This class
dealt with many of the divides between East and
West, but also differences such as England and
America, and China and Japan. This class also
bestowed upon us the following wisdom: in
America, if a cowboy is hurt, it is the fault of a
singular cow. In Japan, if a cowboy is hurt, it is the
fault of the entire herd.
I think something might have been lost in
translation there.
Finally, we had Addictive Behaviours. This class
was one that truly made us appreciate the
Australian education system, because as terrible
as those Year 7-10 classes of PDHPE might be,
what’s worse is not having them at all. What we
had learned at a secondary level of education was
only available to these students at a tertiary level,
and only if they’d chosen to take the class.
Having said that, a lot of what we learned in
Macau has been extremely useful to us here, and I
speak for all of our group of adventurers when I
say that we are incredibly grateful to CSU Global
for this opportunity, to the University of Macau for
inviting us, to Henry Fok Pearl Jubilee College for
hosting us, to the lecturers who made room for us
in their classrooms, and to the students for their
friendship.
If you’re a Psychology student, or a student with a
choice to travel with CSU Global, I can’t encourage
you enough to take the opportunity.
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Bizarre yet Brilliant Blunders Many of us dream of creating that one fantastic invention that would lead
immediately to fame, fortune & an ability to travel never endlessly. However, it can
often be overwhelming hearing stories of the genius innovators responsible for the
inventions we find so vital in our lives today. But every now and then a successful
creation is born out of chance, coincidence, or mere mistake. If thinking about all
the visionaries and go-getters out there makes you feel a little inadequate, not to
worry, you too might stumble and fumble your way to success!
Post-it notes: 3M’s famous sticky notes took over a decade to make, and it all began with Dr. Spencer
Silver’s failure to make super glue in 1968. When
attempting to create super glue Silver ended up
with a weak, reusable adhesive that left no
residue. Silver was convinced there could be a
commercial use for his botched glue and
continued to promote it within the company,
distributing samples to his colleagues. One of
these co-workers, Arthur Fry, used Silver’s
reusable glue to keep the markers in his
hymnbook in place. After Fry told Silver and 3M
executives about his idea the Post-It note was
born, saving people the world over from a life of
disarray and disorder.
Coca-Cola: The Coca-Cola Company often attributes its
success to its top-secret recipe. However, the origins of
the soft-drink lie in the work of pharmacist John Pemberton whose French Wine Coca tonic was
developed to treat a whole array of ailments. The drink,
sold mainly in Atlanta, consisted of wine, coca and kola
nut amongst other ingredients. The introduction of
prohibition in 1885 forced Pemberton to change his recipe. He substituted the wine for sugar to create a
syrup, which was later added to carbonated water and
distributed at a popular soda fountain. It remains hotly
contested whether or not the addition of carbonated
water was an accident or a deliberate move, but either
way the redevelopment of the Coca-Cola recipe came as a result of necessity, timing and opportunity, rather
than pure invention or discovery.
Viagra: The now infamous little blue pill was discovered
by scientists at Pfizer unexpectedly during trials for a new
drug designed to treat heart disease. During the testing many participants left awkwardly pitching a tent. It failed
miserably as a preventative for heart disease but the side
effects were considered & they decided to erect a new
trial & test the drug as a treatment for erectile
dysfunction. The trial produced hard evidence that the pill was effective and as a result of the unanticipated and
accidental side effect, Pfizer was able to produce Viagra,
which is now one of its best selling drugs
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Burger Maze!
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