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Official NewsOr-an of theUn~dergraduatesof M. I. T.

The Lounger asked his mother forfifty cents to see the elephant jumpthe fence, and he _got it. 'Which meansthat he'll be at this here Carnival andshould, by aill calculations, observeat least one ascending pink elephant'during the course of the evening.

On all sides the Lounger hears ru-miors theat. certain young squirts

·-about school intend -to get good andplastered for -the great occasion. Infact, it might be said that the move-

sen~Tt is quite general. Now the Loun-!&e des not wish to go on record -as

favoring a bone-dry Carnival; -neitherdoes he want to see all probability offuture Carnivals vanish just because,the b-)oys are anxious to show oneanother w htregular guys they are.It seems to him that mnoderation, inthis case, will -not react to anyone'snmorning-after- discredit.

The Lounger well recalls his feel- ings of mixed anx.,,iety and trepidationat the last Circus, when, in the finalquarter-, with about ten minutes to go,• half d~ozen stray gin bottles' and•. flying -weelge with the fire engineim tow nearly ended his uneventfulcareer,. Not having been raised lina bar roomi, such -situations are notinl his line, and it was by more goodluck -than good management that heescaped. H'e's -not counting on anysuch narrow escapes tonight, but ex-pects, merely to miake xvhoopee withthe boys in a more restrained fash-ion, if you wlsaving his inhibitedpre-Volsted complex for a good oldlie-brawl until the day of the Senior

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Foiday, April 12, 1929Page Two

A Record ofCent'rnmeusNewis $'ervicefor 48 years.

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:NAevx.% -und E'ditorial-Rloonm 3, Walker,Telephone 'Univ. 7029

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SU"BSCRIlPTION PR. CE, $2-50 !z'Ef-C YR.Pub~ished every Alonday, Wrednesdmtyan-d F;riday during the College year

e'xcep~t durDng college vacationsEnitered as Se~cond Class M{atter at the

Boston Post OfficeMemniber Eas9,,ern Intercoliegiat,,'

>:ewspanper Assoc;iation

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D. T. Hous~ton '30 .... General] ~Manager !W. F~. Howrard '310 .............. Editor (2, Connsblc '30 ...... Managing Editor G. Smith '30 ........ Business /;Ianagert

sensed this theory proved to be tru(efor' when the binge came off it did actias a general mixing pot for all stu-dents, proffs and janitors of the In-stitute.

Perhaps some of the notoriety,'thecircus received was due to some un-fortunate eavesdropping practiced bysome of the more aspiring of the lo-cal Boston newspaper reporters wlqo.getting wind of a good thing playe~l.it up to the skies. The' scene theyinvestigated was not one to strike ter-ror in the hearts of the Society Fo,The Prevention of UngentlemanlyConduct nor yet in the W. C. T. U.Impartial by-standers with -a fewe-

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"uty, huxtry, mianiacs holdgreatest world's greatest three-ringextravaganza" cried the newsics onievery street corner of the city of Bos-'ton on that never-to-be-forgot-ten andfateful night on M~arch 1, 1923 whenthe 'undergraduates for the first timein Institute history expressed thenm-selves in fitting manner. News trav-elled fast and the intense excitementin dear old Walker Memorial sooncommunicated itself to the associatedpress who lost -no timie in getting thelow-dowin on the barroom brawl.

Circus is BornIt all happond this way The geni-

us of the undergraduate mind willinever be satisfied and every year there arrive in our midst several menwith ability to. conceive of some en-Ijoyment that Will appeal to the un-happy student during his hectic studyhours. In the past there have beenseveral such masters of mind. The1niurmers of the possibilities of stagingia circus was first heard on the lips ofmany of our idle dreamers. Some wise!seniors, grounded solidly on the rockof tradition as a result of five or sixyears at the Institute slid their sliderules in disgust at the suggestion ofsuch an impossible plain. Others ob-!jected to the idea because it had neverbeen done before but the plan soared!slowly ahead the Circus was. finally'announced as a fact.

Profs Sold an IdeaAfter much haggling and co-nsulta-I

tion the profs became sold on the idea of this Circus stunt although theytold the outside -world they were pro-rooting it solely for the purpose of establishing a Wider field of good- fe-1-lowship among the students. In a

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P- Davis '1.......News EditorW. N. Currier '31 ........ Sports Editor]E. B. Hubbard '31 ..... Featulres EgditorE~. S. W~orden, '31 Anst. Managing EditorG. 1\1 Roddy '3I..,Advertising M{anagerEL J. Truax '31 .............. TreasurerJ. K. M{inami '31.-Circulation M{anager

EDITORIAL DEPARTM~EN TElditorial Board

L, Verveer, Jr. '30 W~. B. Schneider '31

NEWS A&ND SPORTSDEPAllT_~i[ENTrS

Night Edltorm·T W. Bahir '.31 AT. F. Burr '31X. RZ. Swantorn '31 S. C. W'esterfeld '31El. C. Fahnestock '30 E. W. Harmon '30

News W:rlterr~A. H. Felbel '32 S. R. Fleming '312XM 13. Hathaway '32 E. P. Newmian '332

0. W. Burtnet '31 E. F. McLaughlin '32Photoguraphic Staff

P. H. bonnet '31 J. P. Elting '31

Sports W¥ritersP. A. R>obert '32

11LeporterxEL amy '31 S. G. Nordlinger '32

R. McKenzie '32 R~. Thomnas '32O. C. Chapman '31 E. W. Schafer '32B.L L. Clark '32 M. E. M~cConnell '33..T. B3. Smith '32 R. A. Fuller '82

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startTickets for nil theatrex inay be

bought at Box-0,ffice Prices from the~T.CA., Walkeor Memorial.

StageSonic Austrian Courtiers in an opera--

cast. I-l armless however.WVILBURI,: '"The Trial of _-!ary -Duga-n".

Be prep~ared to make a decisio-when you visit the Wilbur, ancdon't let your customary wea-k-hiess for follies girls bias you, foryou will have to pronounce theverdict.

SH-UBERTI: "Lovel-y Lady-"'.A fast strong-willed heiress takesmatters into her own hands a,(-Vmakes things sizzle.

PLY!MOUTH: ',Young Love',.Not quite so bad as the, title sug-gests, but pretty speedy.

COLONIAL: "Blllle"t.The final week of great musica~lcomedy, with a leading lady inthe formn of Miss Polly ·Walkierwho veritably takes the cake.

COPLEY: "'The Itinger".This pleasantly mystifying tale cofcrime gets you in the first act butwhat is more effective it holds.you to the finis.

APOLL0: "Euek-ec Girl".

G. E. Nealand '32 T. E. Sears, Jr. '132L. C. Bond, '32 WV. H. Barker, '32C. E. MIcCormnack, '32 A. Jewell, '32 Wf B. Simonds, '32 E. F. -Moran, '32 M. D. Triouleyre '32 A. S. Ellis '321

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Three pink elephants walking- atight rope; woopse; stay with'-us,man; hic;--feel better? who threwthat bottle? I see you, wherever youare; duck! a freshman comes out ofit, staggers around, somebody grabshim by the collar and throws him inthe cage; look at the squirrel; ?bA~ee;rain falls; the Carnival is on!

A fat dinosaur waddles across theIfloor; pardon , me--it's two otherpeople; a voice is heard in the dis-tance, "'"Pity the poor sailors on a-night like this!"'" -et that guy; leshtry THE TECH Bar; yeah; the cloudsfloat lazily above the roundhouse asINo. 99.44 comes in after a record run;get away from the swinging doors;three more redsk-ins bite the dust;'}the Carnival is coming along fine!'

Ma,. ma!--get that Harvard guy!duck; who threw that tomato? duck!there's that prof I wanted to get;-come on; shay, let's go back to THEITECHt Bar, who's fruaming this booth ?I don't k-now but I want my rake off!this is the forest primeval, the mut-tering pine a-.d hemlocks; I faw downand go boom ! duck!

.tl line lt ma ie ot I tncas nav 1 i£ t., cllgDuck! close, but no cigar; the set-. men do it and you can't fail zoting sun casts its last feeble rays get the benefiL. Doris Vinton and]over the sandy beach as the coast soegdcmdincopatvguard cutter sinks another rum-ru-n-i tmkeawwoamucl o--edy.nor; the hell you say; wish that the MAJESTIC: "The Skull".dawn would come; I told you not to "Button up your overcoat," if Youbuy that stuff; and still it rafins; y ou see the Majestic. A'. really

3blood-chilling performance.there's that low down...,anybodyHOLS"AlteKnsMn.got an empty bottle; a one-legged! . Wherein we see the fallacy ,4man with a wheel-barrow full of ,taking unto one's self a seconidskulls walks slowly down the main! wife. At least Grant M1itchell asfoyer---on to eternity; duck; and I! the husjband finds it not s~o hot.

!TEIHEONT: "The Silver Siwitn".promised my mother I would be good;;oraynthpey"mus"owell, goodbye cruel world, you done sieAsra orir n ame dirt; duck'.t ol)era east. H1-armless however.

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Propriety If Not S obr ietyFTER a year with -no All-Technology get-together, tonightA Z_comes that long waited for event, the Carnival.

All last year the ill fame of the last Circus hung over us likea pall, effectively squelching any ideas for a recurrence.

And now the Carnival.Everyone has worked hard for it. The committee has spen.t!

days in untiring effort to make it a success. The dotrms, fraterni-ties, and a/11 other student groups are cooperating to the utmost.

Carnival will not be a Circus-- the bad points of those eventstoo far outbalanced the good they did.

'Woo Doo" w~ill -not throw pies; there will be no riotous parade;bottles will not fly so promiscuously.

And yet there will be no decrease in the fun and freedom ofthe occasion. Beginning this morning when the student body ap-pears in old clothes, the spirit of the day is informality.

We at the Institute -et far too little of that sort of thing.We go around, immersed under a blanket of dry facts. We do notknow each other, nor do we make much eftst towards mutual ac-quaintance.

If this Carnival does no other thing than promote a better·feeling between the 'students, it will arnply have repaid the effort.

Remember only one thing in your enjoyment. On the successof today's, venture depends the continuance of this most valuablestudent event. More than this--the world at large gets its opinionof Technology from the actions of its students.

Everything is set for the biggest event in Technology's his-tory. With whole-hearted cooperation of the student body, theplans cannot go wrong. Let's go!

You Can't WinHEdiscoure'ed student after a particularly trying exam, wails,TH _ :"You can't Nvin."' Some days it seems "you can't make a

nickel".Today it's a different story. The idea being "Who cares about

that anyway?" For today, for once this year, for the first timein two years, all the official worries tire put into the background.1Exams may be in the offlng, reports may be due, you may be inarrears in reading',.

But it will doyou good toforg.,et L-these thing-sfor today. You!will work better for the rest of the term.

Perhaps you wvill find that at the Carnival, side-shows, "Youcan't win." But" you will have gained a great- deal from the day.

Publicity PlusWELL, the day has arrived.

The Carnival is here. and everyone is togged out in his oldIclothes. Everyone is sitting pretty and waitin-g/or the big event.

Andi yet no one knows -what to expect. The stories that havecome out have succeeded in mystifying the whole student body.

First the news camne out that there was to be an entire chrcusapparatus pure'llaed. There were to be sledge hammers and bells,!wheels to spin, merry-o'-roundts, and f erris wheels.

But that isn~'t all."Circus tents t-o be set up inside Armory," "Each activity

will have a booth," and "Games of chance wilrun riot." Then theannouncement came out that the students and t-he professors wereIto wear old clothes. We're all agog'

Still, in spite of all we h-ear, it will probably go over big. Atleast, w e h op e s o.

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ALL-AROUND WON i The rilCe Axvieldenit lyecend>>t~l'v1:1ishledt3\Y - - Z M 4| r' I the ~-'rVO ()e; t'£i'~Sa 1!11tl.th hi, .itll I i

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gen ivers of the IR. (. '1h. C. TlF R! 0 3bS N UP YW 1 FREE tecll S'/lt "ClS ci-aliet lowS Lb-Is year}

,ian(] S(J t}1e 1-1t 1 (t-'t i'ather dlubtons~~~~~~~ -- ~ ~ a,l to wNiillnin"' i. L T' 1e 1':'C LII~tS will

Barn.et and Freera; lBoth Take Iot be lmo%\;n ull next llay ti)

T~wo of the Six Freshmu2an Ctholey caln llop) 1-ti -l f oi at lets-t

I ~~~~Chamrpionlships The Institute litlel bee-n sul cessf~ul inrifle fo. a nuibe- years. and as

k'i_ h e las go ly ,,:;_ , .,//71r' )rOVIi _TE:AM MEMBERS JUDGFES ansd some (lay s-oon they mnay win the

Na tioi Rifle Association match. teh,

; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01 C71tlt'y 3S (diRidte(d LI0 ints) fIllr ' HeCILast night in tlle Wa~lker gynil the I tiozis anld the highest'sho-s. 'from eclae

,f reshmanll gymninstic conlpetition w-as sectiosn hae a. 3inat.

held to detcermine tile freshll-lanl cham- D Forms DXemandl Peacepzions in thc x-clli~uS exerlts .antl the v oricus t ir theyall-roundl fiekl. Freem~anlll -was the high ~ esoll yefrs i the Eastearn ds-scorer of the a.ternoon anid gained tlQ ; covereci al. higher scores could be

title of first Teehnologr f -eshianlle obtaire s i:) they i rse twilve gsa-uge

g>ymnasts I-le accumulated a total i (luck ma iders but; the ]a~ds in thepo int score of 1905 Second to hinl-! d ovls claimeea theat, the noise tYo

cne Ashllev alid follow-ing hin-ll *,, ls aso --reat tha~t t~hey, c:ould3 not heaBanett. th e !e r f o's thisey were afor.t

Barnett.clll toon the :lteshrlla~l ighf Lh Tesot tit le ieresen;l day beatFareellclman wonlshi the ftesahma t sat0hewhigh 1~~~~~t.v s.h;o ..dothers

tulnbling charnlpionlship, andttokj~thri]cl oll b~oth the flying- rings a.ld!NewkirS ar(, Freemll' , ,ei c se.oi.T.parrallel bars. Ie trave~ at p)erfol.ze1- sand third respectively.ance that w as wvor thy ofl: a Vtart s Don lihreeman gair a the r du

:is to winnin. i. cah e hresultg:'icomaetitor and shoulr show tip \-ery for a ehankpionship whcn be tok f irst

veil ill comlpetition? ne~xt yearl. |place in tumb~ling,. Il:e was tbirty-In1 the highi bar, H~odges t;ook; sec- p oints allead of his S-c-arest opponent.

onld }zlace lbeing Ihe points ulnder Frle~e- Abbott. Bartlett took lthird / place

marln. Ashley and( Barnlett t~icti -fol, I con'ling, tcen points behinds AXbbottthirdl plvlce. H:odges, Ashley (tnti Ear- !Throulghout tlle meet the -nam~es ofnett agoain ame through on the sixe Freeman, Ashley, mt3)arntt seeand

horse tO 4)lace. il tile scor-ill"f (.(lulzl,,. to b~e predl<,lninaptz. All tbhree inenH-Iodgres Nvon the yhainploshi) -\lil( (l woi'k tan t wrais wthy oi note and

13-arnett and Aeshley tool; second~ a.ndl shouldl mcllke gtood n~aterial f'or tbethird p~lace respectivelyf I -VarsityT Gynj t~eatr 1ext- yeatr.. -'he

Th e rop~e climb ,sans the only eent meet is hel. primarly each year tohlt was -not counthd in tihtre who will be likelyf materia

colnpetition. Banizett won ithis ev-el-t acllc wvho will not be. lt- g-ives soacl)the y ears to how they fresh-

TAu MElin 'Look seeon d place daingo the >'Ctinued on Pmaye 4)twveltvY f'ect iii 8 2 '.5 secolndels. aart- lett ssas third with a tilme og the e e=seeorlds.

Oin the resalhel b.a. froBanett eacaiCo-Ile e~~~, Part -!

okll a champillonlship. H~e vas firsi 1 !0 t1't 03t20orrith a sec of 540 painta. ,ill(

a00 se-ond fiile Freeman w7as theil'hg. -Serall or large Tag e Moderteam-)a thle folling h im ws Ashley Bhat llro, they00 guelsts hea

Freema n ohfrsnhheto. C, reIday bean

Booters Clashy '7ea. previous to that by Alpha Tau0Omneo, a. The cup that is g ien to (Special dispatch to THE TECH)the winning fraternity each --year, to A wire has just- been received frombe kept in their possession until thce, the lads on the Technolo ,- playfollowing. year. is at present in the ground that there wvill be a soccer

y hands of the Betas. -ame Saturdav afternoon with Vie-In -the regular events of the meet, toria Sports Club, which is r,-puted

we have all the stars of the past; to be quite good. Most of last sea-d season competing. In the sprints son's outfit will play somnetinme aurin-'

there are Jandris, Ladd, Broder, Riley, the day.Lappin, and Lawrence of the Varsity Two Games Coming Tcompeting. The freshmen who will! True the season is over but the

i match their speed against the tipper- I team is feeling in fine condition soclassmen are Wilson, and Beck. These one of the boys suggested that a

, eight mien should iale the sprints; .soccer game would help pass a drearydelectable affairs to watch. They are I afternoon so t-wo games ]have beenall speedy anc fast on the take od. The first as has been

ss: Hallahn in Qslarter acllheady stated will co31e off SaturdayI- In the 1-4 mile Captain Joh n t ene Card ina l and Gray

i. H a l la ba n , Burl'ows. :nd Wood are field. The second game is schedlledtithe outstandin-. Varsity stars. Hall' for the afternoon or open housc dla~yd Iand Mulliken are the freshmen who and will be played with tli.arvard.

d ihave the best chances to put 19,32 in When these two mighty schools clash,d the scoring column in this event. For it promises to be the rost thrilling

the 1-2 mile the Varsity Berry, event around Boston since tlhe battlee Gonzalez. and Leadbetter, the shoe- I°f Bunker ill.e less runner, entered w-hile the fres]- Thlere are several graduate students

), nen have Rogers and Jewett enterecl. who are ineligable for 'eg'>utlar inter-, Jewett is the holder of the freshman collegiate socer but who will be e-_indoor record for the 1000 yards and mitted to play this sprin.a·.

d should show un well against his fellow- The g-almle with the Victoria Sportsrunners onl the indoor track. Club will begin at :,:15 o'clock, al-

runners ol tzle, indoor tRu Athough the booters w-ho wNill play orlBaThetone mioe run M. on~ tG l warim the bench will assemble 'at the

The o~ne mile run promises to beTacHosahafouberehtthe best racee of the afternoon. I Trael; House a half-hour before that - the bestrace of the ateno.Intime. Their opponents are all Get--

s it Baltzer and Helrbert will continue m pla- her allen are ru t bee= the light they have been waging all good p er any A m erica n-winter for supremiacy in the middlear tnt distance running. Baltzer won the at.l

National Junior Championship forl1000 yards this winter in the meet SIGMA NUS LAND INheld at 'he Boston Garden and has F INA S OF LA U E"hat mnuch of an edge onl hi-, opponent. FN L FL A Ulie also holds the Institute recordfoi- the indoor 1 1-2 mihl run. He Ill one of the best ganies of thegained this record in a special race InterfraternitV series the Sioma Gnusheld after the close of the season wVon from the Lamba Chi frat club bywith Leon S. Thorsen. Walters is the exciting score of 22- to 13! Al-the other Varsity man of note entered though the Lamn Chis started thein the race -while the freshmen have scoring, the superior teamwork of tGilman, Conant, and Kelly. their rivals from the wilds of Brook- i

z Thorsen Shows Promise ff line, soon brought thlem to the top.This places the Sigmia News in the

In the 2 mile run Captain-elect finals, alld they will soon miaeet theThorsen leads the field of entries. vietors in the semi-finals of the otherThorsen holds a number of the In- half of the league.stitute indoor distance records and Lawton played mTIoSt beauLtii1ully- for'shows promise of holding a numberl the Sigma News mnaking a delight- of the outdoor records before the I fully lever score of fiv-e baskets.coming- season is broug'ht to a close. The star foi the losers was Bill Hub-

t dIcNiff, anld Albzright, are two more I bard, who slipped the sphere thioull-' hVarsity men entered in this racessable reeptacle for three thave a good chance of finishing anioig i field goals. ]the scorers. There is a possibility I t1ithat Gilnmr -- Kelly of the fresh-' tman teanm mHa- .)-sake the one mile tllis winter while Baltzer was leading,.for the two `f such is the case two! the field in th e( 1000 yr C. ' tmore good rui.ii-rs will feature this Benjamin and Zi-'4er in tigh crace. ' In the Highl Jump Benjanniu a(11t

Robertson Threw- Javelin 175. Feet Zglet a re the outstanding. stars., f In the .Javelin throw, ae Benjamin has twice this year in meets I

Robertson who, as a freshman lat attained tle hei-ht . six feet. TheIIyear. threw the Javelin 175 feet up Institute record for this event is on ly sat Andover. With hini there are 7-16 of aen inch hi'h'cr than IP.hil has

Whitworth and Caldwell. All three made. In the winter Interclass meet tnm5en have been heaino. the old rodhlie took first place while Zi'ler took x

quite some distances in practices this I The Virg'inia boy has been t,sprin~. c o mI ng ahlong quite -wvell in the pria- 'CT Rhe Pole Vatult has Slack. Daln- |ctiees and should stand an equal chance 'I

forth, Hazeltine, and Elmer entered. with Benjamin to win. tA look at the record board in the track C"rout Heaves Wicked Weigvhthouse is enoug-h to justify. any state- ]n the 1-Iammer throw the only mHant muents of the prowess of these mnl. entered wvho is an outstanding. per-Especially to be noted is Elmner. He former is Crout. He is thl ailn whotook third place at the Boston Garden ahs sh``,wn the greatest iinprovemeltin the National Junior Championships i i. his event d-urin, the lpast year

aceordin- to Assistaant ('achel lI 11i !I . M _ 5' +Deanix'.s 111oovcnlent .'hla'rt'S in the'

track hou 11seC.I In th-e Disecus thi-owu C~zronial .and{{

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i v1t in the ShIo t p!ut. Ile has eomp eite'd .E' under thle Technologry co(I,.; several

lkStimnes dur~in,,. the pzast wRiniter in 1is-,-rict and national meets.

Benjamin 1li Ine A,,-a; In the Br.'oa(i -up e ll

: lie n am es or Ben.i'::nin anid Z i,'!.:''ithis, eve-inIt th1e 'Ti itj tlej(,j h i seen-.

.'! to ) }'.av ( ! .h l (:g('-e on !h i]. Tlu the iRUM E3EfiR 1 . illter l t11h rcl J-,S sS Illet. l J-iey Av, I ol ()I

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t rIn I, trfables on 1 the , t;and C aldwell are l,, s,}er r'uP.ntirs.

n S~~~~ t jtiS hard~ to, Vfit'. hichl Of the'ltd240 W~~I r (-- tlle- zoif be t 1, In is e1 1 <'''}S til]( '

finish line after crossin.- the linle ofbarriers and the race should prove

S -M C r;. T iinteresting to wvclatch to sayl tile lkas'-The freshmen .have tl-o mien entereda

NACItSCO sgin the shot put :who should -iv-e

, ki rondal a hard heave for his money. {iThey are Bailey an(d Leino. Both

.E l ! men showTT great'imi.)rovvi-nents on thecharts since last fall and are doingas good, if not better, with thesixteen pound shot as they did with

_lthe twelve lastfa.

Sun ltoom - accommy-odates 100.T'he Jewel Room---for 50 to 75,

.ay be opened into the :EGYP-TiAN ROOM for dancing to Leo

Reisn-,r.'s music.C',.I! o' .wr-;te

wotetei B:Rl J1U SWICfor parthiu.lars

Larus & Brother CompanyRichmond, Va.D ear Sirs:

H aving-ju streturne d fromn my fishingcam p in north ern On tario , an( l itn tnereflections upon a fortnight of nostexcellent weath er, owonderf ul fishling

ai~ an complete camp co mfort, I f eeltra th an appreciation of Ed gewor th isdu e, as one of t he principal factors of

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I) p'ist yl ears, i have takl en alon g asup ly o r variiu s w,. ell-klt n o n bran,,

,, s ot.,ng tob acco, nev er h avinn,( r /e-e(Inm e fully acquainted -with t he iiffer-

e nee in t he smok ing q ualities o f thi esO-caille d h igh-gr ad e tobaccos nowupon th e market, and acting uppon. a

~ : fromi an ol d smnok er f riend. and as'a mn atter of convenience in apackin l;,thisj year I took al on g a dozen t ils (o"

lEdtew orth Pl ug Slice., are ar e no plac es nor colndiitions

in e' istenee w i, here th e c ont enti:ontdIralvan fiOl!~ a briar pip e rn eets it hkeenc e lr enj oyment ol' mo re -riti-c al

aL:¥,as than besid e th-e ant irfeaftc:: a strenuous day -in t h e grreat

0t1[:do()rs.i~ . is the Unanimous opinion of t;^esITwC)oKer s amoon g m y p arty that E.4,q wV'-'orth is w ithout a peer, an d tha t 'its

_moth n ess, fi' agranc e and ; f in e srnok-'-'nz quahtit es are unsurp assed and un -

111~aItcete d : and I thank you for mnaim,:t possib le to ob tain it. ·

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ANNUAL CLASSICFOUR-MAN RELAI

Seniors, Juniors, Sophomores, an

Others Will Compete inThrilling Events

STARS APPEAR IN PERSON

In the Interclass meet this yeafive places will be counted in the classcoring. Last year, through an oversight. only three places were scoredThere will be cups given for firsplaces in the meet this year anmedals will be given the second an¢third place winners. The fourth an(fifth places will count in points on}3on the class scores. There will beno individual prizes for themn. Theevents to be held are the 100. 220440, 880 yd., 1 mile, and2 mile runsJavelin, Pole vault, High jump, Ham-ruer throw, Discus throw. Broadjump, Shot put, and Hurdles.

The annual feature of the Inter-class meet is to be run this year with-out interruption. It is the Inter-fraternity relay race. Four teamshave signified their desire to enter therace and Manager Alexander an-nounces that entries not at presentin the mails will not be accepted. Theentry sheets for the individual eventswvill, however, remain open as usualuntil Saturday afternoon.

Four Teams EnteredThere are four teams entered in

the relay this year. They are AlphaTau Omega, Delta Upsilon, Phi BetaDelta, and Theta Chi. It is hardto say who will be the winner of thisevent as no man who has competedon the track team is allowed to run

for his fraternity. Last year the racewas won by Beta Theta Pi and the

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Of General Interest -Airplane Enginteering in Practice Mr. T. P. Wright

Friday, April 12, 4 P.M., Room 3-270Mr. T. P. Wright, Chief Engineer of the Curtis Aeroplane and B~otor

~ompany, Inc., will give a lecture on "Airplane Engineering in Practice."The lecture is prinrarily £or third and fourth year and graduate students

of Course XVI, but any student who is interested is invited.

he Amenican Child Health Association Dr. George T. PalmerFriday, April 12, 4 P.M., Room 10-250

Dr. George T. Palmer of the American Child Health Association, willgive a lecture on "Tlhe School Health Study of the American Child. HealthAssociation."

The lecture is open to students and members of the instructing staff.

Sanilary Engineenng Mr. Edward RiceFriday, April i2, 2 P.M., Room 1-190.

Mr. C. P. Tolman, a consulting engineer from New York CityR will givea -lecture on "Protecting' the B1usiTess Opportunity'".

This lecture is primarily for Seniot's taking the Business M{anagement,cour.se, but students (if otr/er cjoulrses ,-ho are interested are invited.

Ofica OX ChL zaperone I,110B0THS'WILL BEAssures Respectability I BETTER THAN ANYI1 .S

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'Mr. Edwar(d Rice, Sanitary Enginecr State Health Depaitment, wili'address the class in Mdunicisepal Sanitation on the subject "Ornization and.Administrwation of ·Sanitary EniginIeering".: The lecture s open to students and membei's of the instructing staff.

' ',. Friday, Ap-ril 12.All. Teehnloo.~y Carnival, Armory.

. 4::00-Corporation V Trip) to Edison Eleceiic Plant at Weymiouth.Saturday, A pril 13

2:00-Interclass Track 2Meelt, Tech F:ield.:3:30-Activities T'ea Dance, Faculty 'Diiinm- Room at North Hiall, WWalker...: . :Varsity and Junior Varsity Cre'ws vs. Navy on Servern.

· 5'Ionday, April 15.5.00 M'-. I.:T. A. A. ALeeting, Conitmiittce Room, W'Valker.

'Tuesday, April 16' 5:00--Bhinjo Club Meething, East Lounge, 'Walker.

5:00--Glee Club IMleeting', Room 10-250..l hursday, April 18

.5;00,-,-Banjo Club Meeting, East Lounge, Walker.,.5:0-7.'Gtee' Ch.:b Meeting, 'ioonl 10-250.

Saturday, April 20"Vaisity and Junior Varsity Crews vs. Navy on Severn.

Monday, April 22"5:00-M. L' T. A. A. Meeting, Conimittee Room, AWvalker.

: .... Tuesday, April 23,. 5:00-Banjo Club Meeting, East Lounge, Walker.

5:'00' 'Glee Clul Meeting, Roonm 10-250.

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takes a crack at the journalis n gam~~,a.j.,.~ ~~r~~~,~ :,...,0..,,.:,...: ... ,::,and publishes a ne-ws bulletin whiel'~~ ~~~ ¥,.' ''~"":"'": ,:,...'~,...~¢-,..::~~.'~is pregnant with meaning.

M ~~~~The Retch M~akes Woops

g-. .f Nsure. The gane is the wildest anc::::-_.i the stiffs the thickest at THE TEC'EI5

bar. Booze of a sort and all the- color and atmosphere of a hot en.gine-ering baln aonwl )

:>t: :;~tud~~~??--:~'":-. '"~' '"~-~ ' :~~~ { 2:~i:~ found here. Any Harvard mani caught.on the premlises wvil be given a swiftkilcko the cnter 'of gravity -and sent

,~ :,> / . lthome to his Radcliffe aunt.- ._. ......................... ~..~ .... Sa gm Alpha 3 ,h is running a cane

1 M] UGNA-/ E,2;, '01)iJ A R r ack and the exhilarated eustomer~MR. ZLGN,'ATES, POP')ULAR -MVOR- are trying to put cftc ring aroutrotality officer secured threugh the ef- ,a dozen canes. Perhaps this tough_forts of the tireless (hence rough- looking guy, Al-en, will get it on thi-riding) Carnlivral Comllmittee. he !next trip the booth makes past hisridig) arnvalComitte- he fevered brow. Early in the evening-presence of this worthy gent assure' J we fid that tile c-ties are filledswitra Wholesome Good Time for all. I celebrities. The Carnival committee

is out gunning in a group to get al-! their enemies past and present ant',

,~,i ,~ gs' r'LC=Tt0N~ ' > pop them in the jug. By the wa,!Daisy Dick Boyer and Pattison, the-

SUPPLY4_''A 119Nq TO~ BAR Isinnin- T. C. A. m:ag'ato, got into L.devi7 of a jam dragging those cages

| Managers Anneou~nce PiRpe t Have; home. (Or thet cage that last onewas P potent etrag.) To hell wAill:Perfect Pressure Drop w -%,,hat happened to them lets mlove

l ong.{ (Continued from P~age 1) ', ~Beta Theta Pi is running a wid

shack wide. open and all the rest 0ovied by all-a complete pass out, with- it-it is called the Beta Bar:-n (thereout a checlk. Comnletentl authorities is no place like home). We unnerstaiclaini thalt methyl alcolhol is tim best that -'rass stac.in1s are guarante,_d i-!method eof forgetting about (otes you (font ;'et lme go out to Franli nstudies for ever and ever. A special Park any sun'.Cer evening unless it':-permit has blen obtained fornm the .ralining. hi Sig-ma Kappa is -runningimproper Federating Bureau, signedd a movieoL-ne and-holy judas look a,by Whusa Soak, president of the U. the Cruslhl over there Who ever thovt.ll.C. T. W., stating that ali Tetche stew- a mrovietoone wouild be so pooular. t.e;edents will be parked ini ancl around ,-..ur. teeth off my car you big prunicStation 16 for the night. or comie out side. Quit pushing. 2"*£

Git Goi n g (";"-h-&the'()**1\tho hlt me then ? W ha t the blan].Piint Owlhiski st ated that he1f,- wouldl 'happenedS? That is all t i

be glad to entertain any metlbers of Judging committ ee has eauthe somethe Theta Nu Epsilon fraternity--on e ma squera ing . rhe we!e bounedonce famous for its ability to drink vithl a great deal of indugnation *ndall others under the table--with -a feeling.speach upon any subject that they R- Ride Himim Cowboymay select. TMr. Owhiski '&( iS al I _-a Nu is takini a crack ai thEauthority upon any topic concerninng merry-.do-round game. All we carwhat have you. When asked if ll`sayisa dizzy gc, for a dizzy t-iemg.would speak upon whatinhell is the Why its a matter of commu.matter, he said that booze prohibited now ledge that the Sits are the firstany such~l discour-se.) t under the table. And if you wvant

The speech will be tnade in the lair any more, dirt read the telephone hookof the lion, otherlvise known as the and hunt for the plot. Phi Betacage, as soon as lie sobers up. lEpsilon is holding forth with a reall

Coheds Ktrash Harniva;ll I old fashioned F erris Wheel and in caseAs the above information is entire- you get, the idea I am letting- th}em

!y confidential, it is entirely -necessary off easy g'<t over that in a hurry-that the Faculty be kept fromn any w-ve'll pass 'ea by because Thomas is:knowledge of the above until after a g'ood guy when sober.13999 or less all that is necessary to TCA Goes Greekobtain any quantity of fusel oil T. . A. -oes Greek and pones a-niethyl alcohol and gasoline, will b-)e feed counter. O hell it is sure a:a roll of tickets, the passwo-rd and :hell the Salvation Army with hot (logsabout $10. an d peanuts only the Salvation Arnlm-

_.itves them out free. That is a hint-aned You bettr take it UTp or I'll te~i-

,,,'7.~.-?, ~.-7~- ~ .RL h; CN a ,4.othe .ano- that you houg'ht those 1i-0t'1--fUEEMAN '-~-TARS INc'os ri-rrht after Eddie 'Punt started

rgi~iYE.~HMA. i~ GYM ivu4" to set rat taps around the T. C. A-offi ce. El eanor (ats durin,1c orhours you see. I inii-he have blaned

(Continued ':rorn Page 3) he ue little )ntte ut s 01da lie on bruns e t.o publicttsheodoy d

m-iien havie 7' progressed under his tutel- a hoe so no Hube tty t omyj ! ilY, just c'alled tiie donres to iind ou.age during the year. w e

Mnember3 s of they 3V9arsity tearm acetions ar e ~'mng to k-.i1 The chairman or somt eone gTrabbed thle}vas judges for thre nieet The men who phon Pattisor. sys im-

cooperated in this way were Capt. :¢ yphon-s rand the !'r.:~Fairchild, Capt-.elect Wells, Reyrtolds dandi '1 ite to profanity. phi'Aand Dolloft . Capt .Fairchild was the a roulette=i

Ne-.viirk, ~ ~ ~ !Gmm D ;. leal .:5 on elt issln operatily png n hhe-ad judg e for the afternoon.5wheel and the n be sides o bell iniA summiary of the meet follows: -tapikefntgM

HigRh Bar-1 .F reeman, 470;tha t p ink elefun t gea [9 ~himy fast--234,567890_/1/A@ ·

nodgeo. 460; 3. Ashley, 430. C1 idei-orsoht.Hodhes, 455; 2. Bar-

neet, 435; 3, Ashley, 395. rol your actions accord ingly,Rop Climb--1. Barnett, 6 4/5 sec; that's that.

12. MacLaughlin, S 2/5 see; 3. Bartlett, * * **10 2/5 sec. If half of what the T. C. A.'s1 nielv

Parrallel Bai'-1. Barnett, 540; 2.: iouthpiece--Ho-ho Pattison says; is -

Ashley, 505; "J. Freeman, 465. treth LunrexcstaLFlyhg Rigs-1 Ashey, 95;2.; Carnival tonight will be a, wow. Ti-e

Newkik, 45; 3Freeaii,435. Lounger is -now -officially opening the[Tubling.--1 Fre-man, 5,35'; 2. Abbott, betting and guessing campaign as?

505; 3.Bartlet, 495.the number of slumibering animals-All-Round Com~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~petitio-n-- 1. Free-! that will be found in tecg t~

map., 1905; 2. Ashley, 1860; "J. Barnett, IIo'clock to-night . . . a prize of somle-1805.

son for "he poorest and most asinil_

t THE LO UNG ER ,guess. Speaking of the Carnit'al-[the Loun'ger .overheard that there'we e going to be some snappy choruS

girls to help entertain the professor!(Continued from Page 2) 1-page "Dave" Strong who Vill act

'as critlic.Picnic. And he recommends thiscourse of action to his readers.

SPRING VACATION 'The Lounger has the inside dope,,

and he knows damn well that if to- If You Can't Go Home For a Good;night's affair turns into a fracas like! Meal Eat at The Esplanadethe last Circus, even a legal changeof name will be insufficien t to ESPLANADE CAFETERIAthe Carnival for posterity. It's the, 'I MASS..AVE. at BEACONreal stuff, what he's just said, so con- ibex

$~ ------

,.' '. , Po o PICTURESThose .wh have ordered pictures

of the .Varsity polo team may secure44,them at any time from Alexis Kon-onoff, Sulite 3, 171 Hancockl St. Cam-bridge St.

.HUMANtCS G 31iThere wvill be' no mieeting, of the

class in Humanics G .-31 on Tuesday,

TECHNIQU EThose who ordered Teelhnique pic-

tures can secure them at any time byapplying to the T::echnique offlice anldpaying the price of $.50.

LEVER ' S'"'Will the person who took the con-

trol lever of the signsa apparatus

i kindly return the same .to the T. E.N. office at once. The lever is theproperty of the General Electric Com-pany. No questions will be asked ifthe lever is returned immediately.

MUSICAL CLUBSMembers may obtain thei; tickets

to the activities tea dance by apply-ing at the office, Room 303 Walker,tonight at live.

TECHNIQUEAll group pictures ordered froin the

1929 technioue are now", at the office.No pictures may be taken -withoutpayment.

Redemptions will be sold in themain lobby until just before vacation.The desk- will be there -from 12-2.

tee in charge of the Activities TeaFight that ws ill start at 3:''0 o'ceock to-mjiorrow afternoon in North Hall1Walker Miemorial.

Fielcets to thlis affair have leen dis-tributed during the past week to mem-bers of the various institute activi-ties, and the only problem has beenthat o^ givin-g out no more ticketsthan, there are. The Techtonians wvildo the tooting.

TECHAD---INST COMMIAIWIC KEL

After a slight discussion, the In-stitlute Confittee at the meeting held

yesterday afteinoon. voted to post-pone action on the M.I.T. Flying Clubuntil next mteeting. The InstituteCommittee is takin,? action due to thefact that the club has contractedseveral bills which it is unable to pay.

None of the original members ofthe club are nowr in school and themenmbership is composed chiefly ofSophomores and freshmimen. At pre-cent the plane owned by the club isdamaged and will have to be sold whenrepaired to help pay some of the bills.The situation will be investia'ated

before the next Institute Committeemeeting when that body will decide

w-hat action should be taken.Class Elections May 1

At the same meeting, the Institute'sruling body passed the resolution thatthe annual class elections be held onW ednesday, May 1 with the nomina-tions the week previous. The con-stitution of the! Committee providesthat the elections be held the week

followinc Junior Week which wouldordinarily be during spring vacation.Bi3,ant F. Kenney '30 was ratified

as Business Manager of Voo Doo,subject to the approval of the-PointsSystem Committee. A motion was

i passed which provides for an amend-| ment to the constitution to place the,.Student Curriculum Committee amongthe permanent committees.

, . n wr!,n, In,- - ~~~~~'. -"i t.'t ,r, a.,id,~ {i id ~ i~.!t! ;I ~: 1:' S ,

special ticket agency boot'-h will beset aside for this purpose.

Of furtLher interest is the :fact thatt1here will be no tax upon the tickets.Instead of the usual six cent rate( in-

cludes oiie cent r tax) the price|wlt be five cents per ticket. Specialr ates have been a,-mounced for caseswhere nlore than one tick.et is cle-sired.

AD ACTiS DANCE -Discovery of a method of crowding

at least 3000 couples into a room thatholds only 75 has been one of thechief problems -aced by the commnit-

THE TECH Friday, April 12, 1929Page Four

O0RIGINAL CIRCUSW S GREAT BRAWL

Hard igquor and Luscious WomenEnticed Old Soaks toGo and Do Things

(Continued froin Page 2) |ceptions differed in their account offestivities in only a several of the lessimportant details.

Surprizes Feature BrawlThe affair was characterized by sur-

prises and novelties in rapid succes-sion. In one corner nature's nmostmarvelous and eccentric creatureswere exhibited while at another standan efficient hospital operated on thenearest victims whether they liked itor not. riot dogs and peanuts were

Isold to hilarious onlookers while the"W/hiskey Gulch Bar and GamblingIHell' directly from the Klondike dida rushing business.

Most of the activities r an side showswhile the clubs and fraternities per- Iforimed in the ring. "Bad men and !-wiiemin" were much in evidence and!clustered about booths of exciting anduncertain aniusements The clownswould have shamed Toto of world-wide fame and even Ben Hur wouldhave looked askance at the -nightechariot races in which "horses" andcharioteers continually risked their 1

necks. In the center of the r ing dam-sels of reare form and beauty, attirediin verv close fitting costumnes, per-

formed contortions suo.,-estive of the;,¢ouat.hemn Paci-lc Islands.

Fire Dept. Gets Ht!| Thiou-ghout the evenin- one thriil-ing, event aft, tr another was to be seenrin the three great ringms Some oflthese -where the fiTe departmnent, Tut'stomb. a Hit-the-coon shooting gal-lerie, a Bullfight and another barstyled the "MAusical Rech Bar", fur-,nished by TI-HE TEuCH and the MUsi- Ical Clubs. The knight-riders-and-lancecontest drew many entrants and pro-,Ivi~ded piently of thrills while a side-show o.f African Dodgers proved to

be the most popular of its comllpeti-tors Even the Filter Paper had arival when a new publication calledthe "Red Dog Daylie" made its ap-pearaance.

A number of conflagrations oc-curred durinfg the course of the even-ing but the lightning action and un-tiring clamor of the special fire de-partments asisted by the police andhospital corps, was succesfull in ex-tin wuishing the flames. In fact now-where did the so-called horseplay androwdyism, so extensively predicted,take place. Believe it or not whenMary Nevens, chairman of the com-mnitte for wayward girls, walked in-to the binge she wvas quoted as say-

inX "Boys, go to it" and this, in theopinion of the Institute profs pre-sent, was sufficient endorsement.

A cartoon in the Carnegie "Tartan"has this cantion: Some college boysare wvirearing ear muffs to keep thewind from wlhistling through the greatopen spaces. This is a typical example

of collegiate humor.

IIIil AT OTHER BAWL[

l, Good Time Guaranteed DespiteIi Enforced Sobriety byi Big Boun-icers.!

! WILL THERE BE WOMEN?I

( <Continued from page 1 )

INST, 00IIA-TEAIDACE-TRANSIM

OTHER INCZBENT$Non-Carnival Newz..o xantinued

from Col. Onre---Pae One

(Continued froml Page 1)tickets themselves. They will endeav-or to maintain the pnice at five centsthruout the evening at any cost. A

$50 to $800

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