slightly silly slogans for an english classroom
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Hello, I am a comma after
a greeting
Complex sentence
seeks simple comma
Avoid clichés like the plague
Repeated modifiers
really, really need a comma
Students, use a comma
after a direct address
Conjunctions: grammar’s own glue
A sentence ending in
“too” needs a comma, too.
Say it with direct speech
The full stop: a cracking
way to end a sentence.
Nothing says possession
like an apostrophe
Get excited about
exclamation marks!
Health Warning:
Apostrophes give you
contractions
“Direct speech needs
talking marks.”
Extra information
can go between your
brackets
An ellipsis is for trailing off
and...
Semi-colons join two
sentences; this works
well.
Use your colon for definition
The mark that gives you the
answer: the colon.
Dash follows sudden stops
Hyphen: turn two words into one
Don’t question question-marks for questions
Repetition strikes again
Rhyme is the same final
sound, all the time.
Assonance: rhyme for
vowels
Alliteration: when words
have the same sound at the
start
One idea: one
paragraph
Metaphors are gold
Similes are like gold
Anaphora is effective.
Anaphora is fun.
Antithesis: the best of
techniques, the worse of
techniques
Understatement is just okay
Hyperbole is the best
thing, ever
We should all believe in inclusive language
Who doesn’t need
rhetorical questions?
Heroes use emotive language
Authorities say, “appeal to experts”
Onomatopoeia: what it
sounds like
Concrete nouns have
weight
Abstract nouns are things, too
Verbs do
Nouns are really
something
Add to your verbs with adverbs
Adjectives should be called ad-
nouns
Dependant clause needs independent
clause
Independent clauses can stand alone
Spoonerism: a spigger of
feech
Acronyms: when you need the
information PDQ
Indirect speech gets
the point across
THE definite article: there can be only
one
The indefinite article: a is an answer
A Strunk of collective
nouns
Pronoun: the stand-in
Verb phrases: many words do verb work
Noun phrases:
when more is more
Although you don’t want to
overdo it, you can start a sentence
with a conjunction
Predicate: what
happened?
The future tense will be
great
The past tense was...
The present tense is
happening
Prepositions are where it’s
at
It’s always means “it is”
It’s not all right to write
“alright”
Well-behaved commas
don’t join two sentences
The contention is what it’s all
about
I wish this were in the subjunctive
Personification is my
excellent friend
93% of statistics influence readers
Bias is bloody awful
Stories are the anecdote to boredom
Generalisation is always
wrong
Puns are pun
It is really is fine to boldly
split the infinitive
Use imperatives
Topic sentence: say
what you mean
If you don’t know your
idioms, you’ve got Buckley’s