VOLUME XXXV

VANCOUVER, B.C., TUMMY, MARCH 24, '1953

PRICE 5c ; No. 64

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TOTEM TARO YAGAIN 0 UBC Takes Fourth Place

AMSrTOMAIL COPIES With Highest Donationssesorry, but tTotem

will be late again . Although th eexact date Is uncertain, It wil lprobably be out on April 30th, ”Totem Editor Allan Goldsmit hannounced today .

Anyone who has ordered thebook and who won't be In townon that date should give an ad -dress to the AMS office wherehis Totem can be mailed .

The Totem will be mailed free'to anyone who cannot pick up hi sbook .

Maritime College

Wins Blood Race

Blood drive officials announced today that Mount Allison

College of Nova Scotia is the official winner of the Inter-

Collegiate Blood Donor Trophy awarded by the UBC forestr y

department .

When handicap s

Itles were Milled,

for all naivers• ----Mount Allison, 'Tween classes

—Ubysaey Photo by Hux Lovely

IN THIS SENTIMENTAL SCENE from the prize-winning play Volpone, best actor PhilipKeatley, right, playing the part of Mosca is whispering sweet nothings tp Corvine, alia sDon McManus. Volpone, judged the best play in the recent B .C. Drama Festival is being.presented by the Players Club Alumni Wednesday to Saturday in the Auditorium .

players Club Alumni PresentFestival Winning Actor, & Play

This week ` the Players' Club I from 11 :30 to 1 :30 .

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Alumni will be showing the under .graduate club a trick or two whenthey present their, festival winnin gpp~rpotiq°'of Ben Jonson's "Vol•poli1° tiie'Auditorium, Wednes-diE tO'8atarday, March 25 to 28 .

.r 'Ptck;dts are on sale at Modern

BEST PLA Y"Volpone'' . wen the Calver t

Award as the best play in' ,the re-cent regional competition of th eDominion Drama Festival , hel dhere in Vancouver, and is noweligible for invitation to the Can •

students have ha dconsult Itious with pllysi'lans, cont-pared with ((uly Ism) lied seesion .

Ile ;llth Service officials had cool •h.h(lued earlier in the session thattoo few students were taking ad- Iianta.gc of the services they were !nrferinu, but apparently practically+II the students are now doing so .According to the report, 72 per tend!of the enrollment have had consul •tt,tions with doctors .

NURSES POPULA RThe number of interview s

nurses has amounted to aeying 11,001) . Trills makes a n

Ige or over five4tllftenI . However ,figure amounts to no more than Inpest year's . The Increase Ives ap-llrently been allocated to doctor sen the staff .

This revoal the( there Is a nnrreas~il (MOM!: ill the services, a s

ti ell as hi their quantity ,

The fact that the hn'rease bra sMien fu doctor's consultation sdemonstrates that a touch highe rDuality of stet' : services are bein goffered .

current production of the play i s

was seen xt few, years agoMarchbanks in "Candida'", i nperformance that stands ou t

Longer Day

To Lessen

Found Items

I'hls Thursday, in Ott effort t orut down on the stork of article swhich must he stored over titsummer, the host and F'innt(I wil lhe open from l0 o'clock until I i nthe afternoon .

addition . there111111il'ClIOS, SON'

tariont lit1sce lMucous articles including slid e!'ales {ditto, and err ed a Nash hu br ;ip .

.liar 'Thursday, the Lest an di"t0ud will he D P h il

\\he !no;)Iit

rtttd I'rldtly Only btltvee nI2 :10 and 2 p .m . eny()n,t unable

11)•1'Hen ;tliy ;(t IM(-se tulles i s11,uu(

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Public Talk

ToBe Made

In Apri l

Dean of the Faculty of

Forestry in the University of

New Brunswick will be on th e

campus at the beginning of

April to deliver a public lec-

ture .

weeks ago left little doubt in the

minds of the people who attende d

that this was a group that was wel l

worth hearing . Their approach t ojazz wee one that is only expecte dor musicians of greater experience .

DOYLE MANOriginal arrapgements by men u

hers of the band And also some byDoug Randle who was arranger fo rthe Pat Moyle band will he on th e'Initial bill or hire for the concert .

Personnel of the group Includr' s.Iiltt ( ' a01ey , ll'lllllpet ; Itotl ( ' hand -ler, tenor ; Wally I,ighthotl,y, tilt() ;him ylciltrye . piano ; Norval Cared ,eithe : Bob McLean, bass .

Nominations Wanted

For ' 53 Valedictoria n

.111 suggestions for the Vale(lir .torten of I05 :1 should he turned int olee Borkhtld, 1radnatitg clas spresident . Box No . I, .IJIS Of'f' ic eby Friday, .larch 27 .

Pitch m)ntination must he si ,Lue dby the ntmiln(tOr and mast Include

with au enrollment of 600 students ,

led other camp! by at least fou r

! points . With the handicap corn •

puted Mount Allison had 95,2 1

percent .

UBC LEADSAlthough UBC only place d

fourth it led fall other large uni-versities with 79 .14 percent o r

2878 donors.Second place went tothe uni-

versity of New Brunswick with 9 1

percent ; Saskat ., 82 percent ; UB C

79 percent ; Alberta 73 percent ;Dalhousie, 70 percent Guelph, Q9

percent ; Manitoba, 54 percent ;Queens, 50 percent ; McGill, 35 per -

cent ; Western, 18 percent ; West

ern, 18 percent ; Toronto, 19 per -

cent .

WORLD RECOR Dt•BC won the world record fo r

blood donations last year when 5 5

percent of the students gave blood .

This year the blood clinic close dearly because students failed toturn up during the final week o fthe drive .

In the two bldbd drives held on

the campus this year UBC collecte d

nearly 3500 pints . With the prov-ince using about 400 pints a weekthe UBC total is hardly sufficien tto supply the provincial bloo dquota for two months .

The total for the blood drive s

across'the nation on colleges anduniversities amounted to 13,47 3pints .

ISS India Seminar

Applications Ope n

Application forms are availabl efor the Summer Seminar to be hel

d in India next suuuntr. The Sentine lI ; sponsored by the I'anatli_In IS S

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sill present awards to five ellitletil sIt

hall(taet 1) he held in th eIh'ocl( dhttIit room 'I'Ilnrs(luv

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WUS To Elect '

Representatives

THE WUS ELECTION of 3r dand 4th year Artt4 representative swill take place tomorrow at noo nin Arts 201 .

HIGH SCHOOL conference meet-ing Wednesday noon In high schoolconference office in Brock .

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A NUMBE't of scholarshipa ar ebeing offered to Canadian students'for the Summer Session of th e'University of Zagreb . The scholar -ships Include room and board aswell as a small allowance for ex-penses. Travelling expenses to an dfrom Yugoslavia must be paid bythe candidates .

Further particulars 1)t theseawards may be obtained from Dr .J. St . Clair•Sobell, Department o f'Slavonic Studies .

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OASTUDENTS FROM ANY faculty

who are interested in working to-wards a diploma in Hospital Ad -ministration should contact Profes-sor E. D. MacPhee, Director of th eSchool of Commerce .

Students can arrange appoint-ments to see Professor MacPhe eon Friday, March 27, or Saturday.,March U. with Miss Ross in !furlimmediately .

MEETING of the Arts Under -graduate Society will be held o nFriday, March 27 in the auditoriumat 12 :30 . All members of the Art sFaculty are urged to attend a selection of officers for next yea rhill Like place .

ANNUAL WUS-WA Awill be held on Thursday ,at 12 :30 in the .Brock .

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1110111hPl 'Ise High School ('nnl'eteuce ('Onl-mttlee . Ile I(i•; ;list been an LS E()tfi( . n l and ['hide . Relalitns O,\aria .

Students' I'nlw( 11 ;John South worth, )rLnniv,er o f

the ( ;)Ogrephy Plat' ; nap Mispla ye((,u!Ity ',Mete It 1'0nrouVer .-Ir l

I ; ;Ill)ry :Ann Chorea, lt)" brut or I,Sl'' .

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Number of students using the Health Service has mor ethan doubled this year, according to a report issued by Dr .Young of the Infirmary . . . .-

N'eer!y 4110 0

Missionary. To Explai n

Red Chin a.Dr. Leslie }lilliu will give a n

eyewitness account of Commuute tChita when he addresses an ope n

meeting sponsored by the Varsit yChristian F'ellow'ship in Physic s

200 at 12 :10 today .In his speech "Inside Red China "

Itev, llillin will relate some of hi sexperiences . In ('hit where he has

lived for the past two years unde r

the Bed regime. Eighteen of th e

past twenty years .11llhl has spen tin China . t ; a Missionary with th eChina Wend Mission ,

ONE SIDE D('lahnhrg that Endicott present s

only one 'side or the story, .,\lilli uwill prtsellt his slew' as One wh ohits lived among the Chinese fo ryears and Ines come to understand

their way of life .

.1s an Observer before and afte r

the Communist); took over ( ` Mina

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[mi r es et work l)ug before they Student Querie sactually seized ( . 001'0l

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, peritntred theirnithods and in-On Social Wdeetrinatiou w'Ilen they did tak e

over .Questions t'runt the audience wil l

bo tvelculed by Rev . .\lilliu .

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I .o4t and Found suggests tha t'Hooue who ho5 lost anything o n

calumet should enquire abou tAnswere dW~IIBe

I the article between III and i1'I'hetr aday' hit the AMS office, Brock Hal f

School of Social Work Students :Ind :'snits invite all first, second CLOTHING, ARTICLE S

Lloyd Heads liberals;hsad third scar students who ure~ User 160 articles OI cittlling ar c

interested in ,Oriel work as ;I l)I) waiting to he claimed, as well a sNew Executive Listed Itssion to a lea at the Brock Ball' s jewellery articles (inelu(Iin e

Tony Idoy(I was elected ;(s pr)si

y lmnduy, 11,nrh :IiI ;It 4 pAnl .

keys), et peels and pencils, 2a text s

dent of the student liberal club at'

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a nteetink of the liherulites on :

I'liis I('a will mre,ent uaport,llll

«u' )tie, II) ). It) iu1'ortnatiun and as k

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et;t llime-Ohms about torn! work train .J.Olul ('tales is the new first vice

alt ; and qualilie(lious re(luirt-d .president e Ph Jelin

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)sand vice prts;ideot .

Alison) inh'resled is rr(Itit sle dRon Basl',)rd ;mil U ,;nv l l ('hnnL ;Irr Ti tall \list hI tttt iul it Soria' wor k

are strl'tl;tly anti Irtastlrer retpe'' olfire in Mitt Ro on t ;uuptls 0111 1Itu~ly while .,\Iowa (!action is the m ;II(r re;ervations .pultiicity chairman .

t'nin'llt ye,lr -.helmet; wh) ;Ire in

nutehonks . I no'er two doze nwallets, an d

I, . )(IIllVP men)hers are Baer :11)Cold,

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hu r r a y

Pan . Irrt :unril ,II tea by truisms and ;tdv i sr(I to ahem )loots, (ferry Leer, Itruee Sleivauut ( : ;,slily )m I'rldnc, ,,\larch 11 et . I

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lu r;Ind Harvey Tura .

pm. u( IIr()(I, Hell . h'olnnl ,

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1 r loss will ht 011 -

Dean J. Miles Gibson will out •

line the history of Forest Manage-ment in New Brunswick, in a tal k

expected to raise enough money April 7 at 12:30 in Engineerin gto pay the coats of the piay'B trip 'to the final festival .

In addition to being judged th ewinning play, "Volpdne" won an -other honor when Philip Keatley ,

*We ubd, today only they can I ada wide finals of the Festival comedy, plays one a the leads in the

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, was awarded the prize o fb; .;!iluught s in the Quad Box Office which will be held in May. The best actor in the teeth/al .

Others in the cast are Joann eWalker who will be remembere d

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OBE AWAR DFor nine years a member of th e

British Columbia Forest Service ,

Denn .Gibson returned to till na -tive province of New Brunswick i n1929 where he was awarded th eOrder of the British Empire fo r

his distinguished service as DI •rector for Civil Defence for the

"Mitch Ado About Nothing" ; Johtt province, in addition to his work

";' BC Health Service fa meraon of CRC and conceit in forests .tame ; and Peter Howarth in the Fie is a past president of the Ca •title role of "Volpone." Howarth nad : :n Institute of Forestry, and

as is the present chair man for the

a hoard of Examiners or the A( -

201 .

Pis sedation of _Registered Forester sthe best that has been seen in Of New ilruuswick .Vancouver .

Dean (llbson's lecture will b e

EXAM PAPERS

sponsored by the University lee-

If any students are Interested In lure Committee and the Facult y

this angle of the posy, "Volpone" of Forestr y, under the auspices o f

is the sort of play that keeps turn- the H .R. MacMillan Lectures i ning up oil examination papers . Forestry .

Closing Concert Catches

Cool Campus Coolsters

withstag-

The final Jazzsoc meeting of the year promises a rare

aver.) musical treat for all attendees . As the Jazzsoc's own band ,

interviews per known as the Campus Coolsters, will play a concert of jazz i nthis surprising the modern vein in the Brock Stage Room today at 12 :30 .

• •® A similar oon('ert about six

and applications nlllst beApril I .

Students must have yea rlug and must be willing t ofor one more year further

I'reveuted 1'itI) owltr(I( ,will be :Bob Woodward, for hi s olltalan ;I -

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work with I'i :ty is ('11111 thi sear .

II) ursanir,ed two )f thei rthe tau(litlet)'s gnahIttcati)as for

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, March 24, 1953

QUESTION OF THE YEA R

What Happened?

THZ UBYSSEYMEMBER CANADIAN UNIVERSITY PRES S

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Student subscriptions $1.20 per year (included In AMS fees) . Mall subscriptions $2,00

yer year. Single copies five cents . Published in Vancouver throughout the Universit y

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Columbia . Editorial opinions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of th e

Ubyssey, and not necessarily those of the Alma Mater Society or the University, Letter s

to the Editor should not be more than 150 words . The Ubyssey reserves the right tocut letters, and cannot guarantee publication of all letters received .

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Insurance Schem eMr. Ivan Feltn'ul ,)'resident, Students' Council ,Dear Mr :

Two years ago my associate ,A1r, Lorne Eddy, presented t oyour Mr . nephew and Professo rJennings, a proposal for surgica lcoverages such as is in existenc eat the present time at Queen sUnivrsity, Western , McGill, andseveral other smaller collegesthroughout the Meet .

The presentation was In th eform of the Queens Universit yCampus paper, outlining theschemes that were presented t oQueens University and their ac-ceptance of the London life plan .

In the summer of 1952 ourgroup supervisor, Mr . Banns, wa supproached for information r esurgical coverage . Since that tim ehowever, no further informatio nhas been requested, and accord -ing to information in the Ubysse ythose who were entrusted to an.ulyae various plans submitted, se-lected the New York Life plan o nthe maximum basis of $250 foesurgical coverages .

Itls to be hoped that some mis-statements in the Ubyssey ma ybe corrected so the *student smight understand that the cov-erage Is limited to $250 andshould not be designated as tak-ing care . of "alt surgical ex-penses ." Moreover, there is nocompany that will return all pre .tniums above expenpes, commis.Mons and actual payments . Whatis returned by them as well a sour company and all companiesoperating under ,similar plans i sa refund on what we call "ex•perlence rating ."

The writer and his associate ,Mr . Lorne Eddy, heartily approv ethe plan as submitted but wouldlike to call you r attention and theattention of all the students, t othe schedule of operations, limit-ed to $250 which Is totally In -adequate In view of the increasein surgical fees recently enactedby the College of Physicians andSurgeons for British Columbia .

We also wish to submit tha tour rates, although we did no tquote on the , $250 baste becaus ethat schedule Is now obsolete, ar eequal to those of the New Yor kLife, and we believe that al lthings being equal, preferencefor this coverage should be give nto a Canadian Company .

For your Information our $30 0schedule would rust the studentsSy c per month above the ratepouted for $ :51) h}• the New YorkLII'e . Our $275 schedule worl dawls atl additional 3 l, pe rmonth for the students . In addi-tion tullllh the limit of coverageis extended re ) :0s) Iu certai n

use> ; tvhere mere than one op •oration is pel'ormed .

In view of the information con -tattled in this letter would yo uplease review the decision mud sby your council before a referend-um is presented to the studen tbony .

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AMS And DemocracyEditor, The Ubyssey ,

Democracy has never been ver yefficient , they are not even dam•be—if it remains democracy . Bu tnot only are AMS meetings In .nefficlent, they are not even dem-ocratic . The root of the tr ouble i sthat parliamentary procedure wa snever meant to apply to them .

On Thursday 1500 students sa tfor two hours and heard peopl erepeat one another . Then becauseof classes or just plain fatigu ethey began leaving at 2 :30 wit hnothing important voted on .

With perfect timing the lastspeaker on the 14SE-MAD intro .duced 'a motion shelving wha thad been discussed inside out i nthe last hour . For the next te nminutes there motions, votes ,amendments and new motion sflying in all directions and alsoby then there were less the 18 0people left, a good one-third o fthese the faithful Engineers withtwo-thi rds the lung power.

This select group then pro •seeded to pass in a chunk an d

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leather case, around Agee Build .leg, on March 10. G. W. Clarke ,Acadia Camp. AL. 0079 .

(68 )vicinity of Hut M9 on the Lowe rMall, Campus. Will surrender toowner furnishing correct deterip•tion of pen. Contact finder at purechasing office, Hut M14.

without a wo r d 17 AMS resits,'ion s )how the Engineers it the"intoxicating beverage clause"get by without a comment I d onot know) ; cleared up three orfour revisions ; voted Students 'Council over $100 in new sweat 'era ; and then imposed a "si xmonths or else" clause on th efraternities .

I can think of several possibl eways the spirit and not the lette rof democracy could be injecte dinto these meetings .

First, limit the discussion onone topic to twenty minutes ,three minutes per speaker, un-'less the majority wills difnrentiy ,Secondly, after one of the mainmotions has been prepared an ddiscussed, titers is to be no lastminute shelving of it .

I think tile best solution is foeConnell to draw up a Minot mations that it wants voted on.Have lime discussed at the gen eeral sleeting but not voted o nthere.

•Adapt through vote new worth •

while motions from the floor .Print a summary of these stn •tions and let the students vote o nthem by secret*ballot .

A voice from the masses ,BILL PINSIN ,3rd year Eng . Physics .

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I see that you operate a foreig npen pals column. If any ul' yourwaders would care to (+:u•ry el la cerrespou, ;encc with a 'low t odiscussing our various trays o flife, I would he only to please dto do so .

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'TWEEN CLASSES(Continued from Page 1 )

Presentation of awards and block swill be made . Tickets are a'ailablefrom 11'AA and WUS members .Only a certain number are beingsold, so buy yours early .

ISC AND INC will sponsor ajoint general meeting tomorrow i nArts 204 at noon .

The last meeting was not wel lattended and all members of theabove organizations are urged tobe at tomorrow's .meeting ,

At ' At

titTHE CCP CLUB will discuss th e

OCI' annual convention and resolu-tions tomorrow at ►toomt In the clu broom, Hut NI . All members lineurged to attend .

tSDR. BARNET SAVERY wil l

speak on the Limitations of Physic sat it meeting of the Physics societ ytomorrow at 12 :, ;41 in Physics 21)1 .

VCF WILL PRESENT Rev . KMcPhee speaking on "Why Be-lieve?" tomorrow at 12 :311 .

Letters To The .Editor

Students' Council went before the Generalmeeting last Thursday with an ambitiou sBreads, but did not manage to nurse it pastfirst base .

The surgical insurance plan was to havecome up for thorough discussion . It wasquite clear that a lengthy explanation of allthe factors involved would be necessary . Acompulsory insurance scheme is not the sortof thing you can spring on people in a refer -

Believe It Or NotCouncil's actions regarding the Soviet Ex-

change question have been ludicrous to say

the least. ' The issue has been one of consider-

;able importance to students, who have heldpanel discussions, waged letters-to-the-edito rbattles, and generally bitten and fought ove r

the whole question.Yet, believe it or not, Students' Counci l

'plumb forgot' to have the ballots printed fo r

the referendum slated to he run along wit hthe third round of the AMS elections ,

What is more incredible, however, is thefact that they did not forget to print theballots for last Thursday 's referendum.! They

sure forgot everything else . They forgot to

Amongst all the clamour for budget in -creases one notable voice was missing . The

Special Events Committee evidently must b esatisfied with the pittance they operate on .

Special Events were plucked out fro m

under the wings of LSE and handed over t o

the Arts Undergraduate Society . This stepwas supposed to bring AUS back to life . In-stead we see now that Special Events hav e

been doomed to share the death throes of

4 4 4

"A car is a car is a car . "It just isn 't so, Gertrude . There's a whale

of a difference between cars .ALL cars will roll downhill. Most cars wil l

roll along a level stretch . SOME cars wil l

even roll uphill .

We have a car. It ' s SOME car, but. il. won ' t

roll uphill . It alway,g seems to take the at-titude that if we are too lazy to walk up tha t

hill, there is no good reason for it to roll u pthere .

There ' s nothing; wrong with our car . I tonly suffers from a mental and nervous dis-order caused by senility . Not that it is reall ythat old. In fact, we would say it has graye dprematurely . Must be our driving .

However, there is no cause for despair .Our car still has four wheels .

ALL cats have four wheels by definition .If they lose two or stare wheels, they won ' troll . If they lose one, they merely roll ove rinto a ditch . Cars, Ihcrefure, have fou rwheels (Q.E.D.) .

Car wheels are, or Should he rimed . I fthey are not, they make a noise reminiscen tof the snippety-clue of horses . This gives Ca rriding not only a romantic I'lavhr but also adefinite touch of advent' Ire . You never quit eknow into which round hole a square whee lwill get you .

While our car may be downhearted it is stil lquite sound in body . True, the hotly has afew flaws, but then bodies (lo not matter . Dur-ing the day cars are used for utilitarian pur-poSeS and pulchritude dues not (sent . Atnight, out on more romantic pursuits, burly 'flaws can he ct1St'(gorded tau . The darknes susually corers up the blemishes .

endum. Discussion of this problem wasshelved, however, in the process of procedur e

juggling .

The second issue that was not even given achance to get the axe was Students' Council' sproposed fee raise plan. Council passed it ,but did not seem to have the strength of con-viction to broach the matter in public .1 Areyou ashamed, gentlemen, for wanting moremoney ?

tell anyone that the balloting would be heldthat day . They forgot to set up all the ballotstations .

As a result, less than fifteen per cent of al lthe students on this campus voted on thi s

.question .

Council was firm in their refusal to allow avote to those students who—ignorant of th ereferendum—did not have their AMS cardswith them. But if council wants studentsto follow AMS rulings to the letter, theyshould at least be prepared to follow even themost rudimentary common-sense ruling sthemselves .

AUS .LSE dropped the Special EveriTs Commit -

tee because the organizational burden of try-ing to rum such a program detracted fro mLSE's primary functions of co-ordinating th eactivities of its subsidiary clubs. Only LSE ,however, has the backing and prestige to se tSpecial Events back on its feet . Here, indeed ,is a task worthy of the cultural aspirations o fthe Literary and Scientific Executive .

4

~cepficu4The engine is more important,! It spells the

difference between getting there and gettin gstuck halfway .

If you get stuck halfway up a hill, it stil lgives you the opportunity of rolling down hal f

a hill . If, however, you get stuck at the bot-tom of a hill, let the ,fact that NO car hasever rolled up Mount Everest console you .

Getting stuck on level ground is muchworse. But even this has its consolations .Look at all the gas you'll save by having some -body push you homewards .

Briefly then, there can be nothing wrongwith a car until it refuses to do anything bu troll downhill . At this stage of the game yo umay think the car has had it . It hasn ' t . Youhave! .

You may want to pull the engine out t osell it to the junkman . Don' t . ' It can still heuseful as deadweight in your downhill rolls .

It seems that we are defeating our ow npurpose . We have practically proved tha tGertrude Stein was right . A car is a car is acar even if we are sometimes templed to cal lit by other names .

If you doubt Ihat YOUR car is a CAR, jus tstuff Soule of that green stuff down its gullet ,but never give in to the temptation of sellin git . Yetr might lose money . In fact, il' peoplecould gel, rid of their cars without losin gscone)', ninety per cent of all ears would dis-appear . Ours would ; that ' s sure .

We never thought we'd see the day :In U 111n!.a%Ills ad the Awl' Clam' Company

A leek its "hat off „ to Company B because

Ih(I ;tlter•s product had been proven superiorto A's p(()ckIct in competitive tests .

From The Brink Of Death

Tuesday, March 24, 1953

THE UBYSSEY

Page S

"Teachers Are God's Gif tTo Human Race!" .-. Trainee

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never upbraids his troupe of het •lions for anything short of ma yhem, Thus he is able to keep good'rapport' in the class room .

The lesson organization of theideal teacher is always systemati cbut, at the same time, flexible .There Is always time to listen t othe World Series or to visit thecircus in the Interests of develop-

ing "correct and acceptable socia lattitutdes, "

By ELEANOR COC K

The ideal teacher has a well -integrated personality, psych-ologically oriented . This im-plies versatility ; if the littl ebrats don't respond to the strap ,we can apply a gun, bowe yknife; tomahawk or Judo wit hequal facility.

it presupposes sympathetic un•

derstanding on his part of the

psychological manifestations of a d

olescent behaviour . Realizing tha tthey are merely expressing an ddeveloping their personalities, h e

The school where I go is a mod .

era schoolWith numerous modern graces .

And there they cling to th e

modern ruleOf "ch e r i s h the problem

cases! "From nine to three I develop me ,

I dance when I'm feeling danc y

&/wji g c&When I dieBury me deep

So I can hav eA good long sleep

Put a rip pencil

At my bead ,And tell the Teacher Trainin g

Class I'm dead !

Put a lesson pla n

At my fee tAnd toll the bird s

That Mince Is sweet .

Put a gardenia

On my ches tSo I can lookMy very best .Spare your tears ,

And mourn for me never

I'm going to do nothin g

For ever and ever !(NORAH FARINA )

-HELP WANTED -Required for school distric t

1313, one teacher with mini -mum of 15 years experience .Educational requirements are .

B.A., B,Ed.,, M.Ed., or bette rand candidate must have a n

I .Q . above 197 .Commenting salary is $1000 an-

nually with outstandin g yearly in-

crements of $75 until maximu m

annual salary of $1350 reached .

This mural school is located 50

mlies from nowhere and ;hill Isola •

tion pay (dirty money) will b e

given .Successful candidate will be re .

(inked to donate hie summer hols •

days (without pay) for purpose o f

preparing curriculum for the fol-lowing year .

A progressive firm has an open-ing for laborer, Good chance for ad-vancement anti no past experienc e

in ditch (rigging necessary . No ed •

u,'ational requirements and yo u

don't have to be able to read o r

write .First year's salary is $5972 wit h

mutual increments of $700 . Thisposition also offers one month' sholiday a year with pay .

If Job is more than ten minute stravelling time from your hom eYou receive 825 it month extra .

Metre are from 9 to I with a n(lour off for lunch .

I dread the sound of the morning

bell .

'

The iron has entered my soul .

1' mu square little peg who fit s

too wel lI'm a square little peg who fit s

For several years In John MyersHas the OEdipus angle flour -

ished ;And Hunk Beausoleil, he cheat s

at pla yBecause he Is undernourished .

And McIntosh beams on Charles

ClementWith scientific gratitude ,

For Chuck, h2 claims, has a Per-fect bent

leor the anti•soclal attitude .

I'm nothing at all bu tchild ,

So I don't get the (cast attention .

The other, jeer as they pass me

by .They titter without forbea r

once ."lie's perfectly normal," the y

shrilly cry ,"With perfectly normal par .

etas . "For i learn to read with norma l

speed .i answer when I'm commanded .

Infected tantrums don't give metant'utys ,

I don't even write left-handed .l build with blocks when the y

give me blocks .When its bury hour I labor .

And I seldom delight le landin gsock s

On the car of my little neigh-bor ,

So here, by luckier lads reviled ,I sit on the steps alone .

\\'hy couldn't I he a problemchild

\V'Ith a cast s to call my own ?

Why wasn't I horn a proble m(.Mil d

With a complex of my own ?(Norah Feriae) .

from starving . He Is highly hnag •hnative ; in his classes geometry ,

clausal analysis and the theoriesof internal combustion are as ro-mantic and exciting as "Arabia nNights," "The Adventures of Mar-co Polo," and "Kitty . "

COMPLETE WITH EINSTEI NIt goes without saylne that he I s

intelligent and well read. In fact ,

he Is a walking encyclopedia, H e

can explain, at the drop of a hat ,the philosophical implications o f

Wordsworth's egocentrism, the in.tr'icacies of the jet engine, th e

Einstein theory, Darwin's theoryof sociology and the psychologicalramifications in Li'I Abner, lie has

a sense of humor and can see th efunny side of school life. He has

to or he would go mad .

The Ideal teacher is strong—strong enough to trounce the big•seat lank in the classroom if th e

occasion demands . And he's ath•

letic, too. The athletic teacher i s

liked, esteemed, and copied by th e

admiring pupils . Unsuccessful at-tempts to beat his record at pole -

vaulting or ski jumping will ade•quately reduce the numbers of the

student body.

NEAT AND SWEET (? )

In personal appearance the ideal

teacher is neat and clean—bein gan enthusiastic promoter of Bry1 •cream, Pepsodent, Lifebuoy, an d

Tip-Top Tailors. He's handsom e

enough to keep the gir ls from

skipping class but not enough t o

distract them from their studies ,

In disciplinary matters he is el•ways decisive, fair , reasonable and

Impartial, handing out blows righ t

and left with no prejudice as to

the age, sex, size or conduct o f

the recipients .

Of course, like all well Integrat-ed persons he is even-tempered Iand, naturally, never holds a

grudge. After the beating he I s

cheerfully willing to hang up thewhip and forgive the offenders .

Tcher3Tr

ainin

jdihon.

Hilary Yates, Editor

Teacher's Training

Conference Report

By WILL PRESTO N

From January 28 to 29, it was my privilege and pleasur e

to represent the University Student Teacher's Society of UB C

at the Western Canada Student Teacher Conference in Calgary .

Eight teacher training institutes* recognized as a professional per-from the four western provinces son after a tekm•month 'trainingwere represented and discussions term .

were held on topics affecting stu

dents in these schools .

These tropics included improve-

ment of practice ,teaching . proles •

alized that the teacher shortagein some provinces is reaching, the,point of disaster .

COURSES THEORETICA LDelegates felt that courses, I n

the main, were far too theoreti•

Active Year

Comes

To A Close

On Friday, March 20, the inter-esting year of the Teacher Train -Mg class came to a close withits annual banquet and danceThis year it was held at Can -yon Gardens, and was a great suc-cess ,

The Glee Club, under presiden tling Sutherland and conducto rRosemary MacLeod, performe dseveral songs at the dance . Amongother activities of the Glee Clu bhave been singing at the Norma lSchool Invasion, and the Ol di'eople's Home at Christmas time .

ACTIVE YEA R

An active year was planned bythe executive under Will Preston ,president ., Many guest speaker shave addressed the teacher train -leg group, and two movies have,been shown .

to ;I (luestion worde dthus : AWhat itllueures did theAmerican Itevolutiml have upon ;1'aundiau

history .'

cattle

thi s

lu answer

TEACHERS IMAGINATIV ENaturally, the ideal teacher i s

hard-working—he works hard ever y

bummer digging ditches to keep

Lament OE The Normal Chil d(With Fife and Bagpipes obligato! )

I was strolling past a schoolhouse when I spied a sobbing lad .

His little face was sorrowful and pale ."Come, tell me why you weep," I said, "and why you seem

so sad .And thus the urchin lisped his tragic tale :

Or everywhere lay on with creak-ing crayo n

The colors that suit my fancy .

But when the commoner task s

are done ,Deserted, ignored, I stand .

For the rest have complexes ,

everyone ;Or a hyperactive gland ,

Ott, how can I ever be reconciled

To my hatefully normal sta-

tionWhy couldn't I be a proble m

childEndowed with a small Flea .

tion .

Why wasn't i trained for a prob-lem Child

With an interesting fixation ?

WHY TEACHERS GO GRE YIIt .mid in e discussion of Tree . ;

sure, [shied in (trade 7 : Little girl I (Feather "what is the hula^„

to leacher : "SIP, uhy does the, Answer' "The Ruhr Is the nois epirate say 'sooty' instead of 'duty ;' made b y .:w engine,' ,Didn't this hej'e author went t oschool ;'" "i bought my girl some garter s

At the local five and tell ,She goers them to her ttatlAer--There the l .,st I'll see of then! ,

Aft

Aft

AftI verhear,l cruvorsulion bhn't . 0m i

SRI tement : '• . 1'Ile . American hays ;young lady teachor 1111(1 gentlema nIntltn Ills inflreured oar hlstury, l uIt hits : "UI 1 y's, you're the fathe rUnw9ru11s h ;ne their hears and ;of the thins I'tn going 10 have nex t

(VI , Irlre tars'"

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ell

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411 hl'r : " 1111 Ind going to sa cpaper : (llmsl inn A\ Ir,11 i ; ii),,,rcs Mill this rwln lboiled liana"' .\n'+\1,111 "Laid hailed nettle :: drwa "Jinni i s orilitiir

11 ;1111 hip irl

III loll

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III . iiirl

"Ilelli'r

Iltnle l

.111(l

rlf old nail"'

sleep a night.

Yna're right . The ideal teache r

a normal

iv super•huntuu!!!

PAID CRITICSWe felt that teachers who wer e

asked to serve as critics by teach .er training schools ought to b emore thoroughly acquainted wit h

slomal spirit, and in-service tra i n - the problems facing the student1ng. Emphasis was placed en the teacher and that these critic s

practical situation for we fully re• should receive smite torte of re •mnneratlon for this additional task ,

and other groups concerned .cal ; instructors fail to keep in mind the actual classroom sltua• • L

Hong which the prospective teach-er will face.

The conference also went on rec-ord as favoring a two-year Norma lSchool course, for it was agree dthat a teacher could hardly- b e

Budgets For

AMS Grant To

Be Submitted '

SUPERHUMAN RACEThe ideal teacher Is also modest

but self-assured, kind but not sen -

timental, entinusiastic about We i "As In previous years ,work but not a slave to it . He is undergraduate societ yadaptable—skilled in tan unlimited granted money unless they submi tnumber of hobbles—and cheer- a request and a budget to th efully participates in all extra- cur• AMS," treasurer Alien Goldsmit hdenier activities . And he is heal• ' announced today .thy—extremely, because he has t osubsist on less than four hours Goldsmith stated that lie woul d

be iu his office every noon to dis-cuss; budgets with rluh treasurersr(liowing the rld'erendlun on Stin tdent fees .

Any student organization re.questing a grant from the AMSmast submit a budget to be ap-proved by the treasurer . Budge tCorms may be picked up from Mr.Maitnsell at the AMS ofice ,

no club orwill

be

The whole class has been not -iced to arrive for impromptu (2 )

Resolutions were formulated in parties at the Georgia after boththese various problems ; these will spriug practice teaching cycles .be forwarded in booklet forth to 1 here the many trials and tribnla •the provincial Departments of Fd• along (!t) of teaching were en •ucation, teacher training institutes thu{giaetically discusse d

other things) .H

(among

C~nadas Mildest Cigarefts

ARE MILDER

PROCTER 6c GAMBLE

Career Opportunitie s

The Procter & Gamble the of canaille Ltd„ has several openingsfor young college melt between 21 and :!t years of age . The melt w eseek will he chosen for promise and ability, and nmy he located i nother harts of Canada, depending on the type of training to be given .

We are looking for men whom we can train to take ove rresponsible imoilions in each of the fallowing fields :

Sales Management, Marketing Aanagement, and Office Man-agement . We are not seeking specialists In each field ; but rathermen with good general ability . Each applicant will he considered o ngeneral merits am applied to the field he wishes to enter .

Sales Management

The men we seek must he ambitious and willing to learn . Sellin gexperience Is not a necessity, as complete training Is providedwithin our sales organization .elost of this training is given on th e,job ; selling methods are demonstrated, techniques taught In th efield . This pc(grarn of continual on-the-job training make .; it possibl efor a man to develop as swiftly es his abilities permit, palenes s ido lto assume farther responsibility through training other men, ou rpolicy of promotion from within starts here, and with gnt(taneefrom experienced executives, a maa of proven ability soon advance sto management lssigontette .

Marketing Managemen t

Men employe(( in tide work are trained to accept rtielumsibilit yin our Advertising and Sales Promotion departments . Their posi-tions involve work in three separate fields :R1tANl) MANAGEMENT working with the Company's Manufac-turing Division on product development ; with the Sales Departmen ton promotion development ; and with an Advertising Agency on al lphases or planning' for consumer acceptance of itt(iivi(inal brands .VII?It('iI ;ANDISING Developing store promotions, premium art-icles, and retail selling aids . M1ianagiig sampling and couponingoperations, and operating contests, mail-ins and similar promotions .MEDIA--(Guiding the Company in the investment of :Advertisin g;appropriations . This Includes working wilt Advertising r\ .gencit'in formulating overall ndverllsiaf; arsenals, ~unl co-ordinating Ill s( ' (Inlpally ' , entire adVertishng progrartl for all brands, .Rion in thi sfield will also represent Procter er (iambic s in all negotiations wit hradio, magazines, newspapers end other media used in ad(ertising ,

The mein we seek to till these responsible positions must hav ethe ability to work closely with litany types or people . They mee tbore a high degree Or imagination and eggressiveuess, as well u smore than their share of good judgment .

Office Management

.A career offering unlimited opportunity in management i sopen to those interested in the admluist'ative functions of ou rorganization ,

District Sales Offices, located in key cities, control local epee-ations of the Company. 'I'!lese offices offer excellent training t othose who appreciate the necessity of developing their ability t odirect the efforts of others, This training leads to office manage-ment positions bearing increasing respon4sihllity, Virtually all epe eations or the company are met In these offices, and the trainin greceived will equip the trainee for advancement to other adminis-trati'( departments within time tumpany—accounting, purchasin gand traffic, if this is desirable. The men chosen to fill these posi-tions meet have particular ability to work with and direct others ,end the ambition to further develop that ability . Previous experienc ecan he an asset, hut, complete training is given within the company ,so flee intelligence . imagination, aggressiveness and good judgmen tare sought first is applicants ,

Where You Would Fit I n

New melt ere assigne(1 to the type of work outline(i abov euccor(Ihlg to the abilities and inclinations of the individual . Newmen learn by actually h,lndliug responsible jobs in the groups t owhich they sae assigned 'I'liey wort( with experienced employee swhose duty it is to see that they ;ire trailed as quickly as possible .\Ve feel that a mat's capabilities are developed more readily whe nhis is (hawing heavily upon past training and ability right from th estart .

These jobs develop good all-round lmeiness men capable o fshouldering hated nuuuagenumt responsibilities, There ar eedvanceuacnt opportunities in ill dcpertmeits ,

The Qualifications We Look For

Ibr all positions, V, . . seek, ahore all else, men with a capacit yfor learning, men whom we reel ran quickly advance to position sor !rill responsibility . I?durluihtull haiVground, of course, plays si nimportant litre Previous experience is net necessary, since we hav ethorough Ireining programme : in all depa'tte'ut' . \\'e neressaril,vemploy on ;I very selective hnsis for these posltona, however, th eHell( 1111111, once (mpitre(h, will receive soiled training and can tool (forward to IIiillly satisfactory prmfress with regard to Job satis-f .artloll nod financial reward .

many

EXAMINE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS CAREFULLY

If you feel you qualify for any of the above-listed positions, write, giving full detail s

covering your background and experience, to :

R. H . IRWIN, District Manage r

THE PROCTER & GAMBLE CO . OF CANADA, LTD ,

654 Gerrard Street — Vancouver 1, B .C .

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, March 24, 1953

Queen's University Here

Thursday With Jack KyleSports Editor — Bill Hutchinso n

Ubyssey ScribesPick Highlights

Spring is almost here, and with spring comes hay fever ,young love and exams . . Since this is the truth, sad to say, nowis the time for all pubsters to follow them to the 'den o flearning.

Following the usual custom, Ubyssey scribes have pickedthe outstanding individual in each UBC sport far the precedin gyear. The individual is not necessarily a player and the selec-tions are supposed to be a little more objective than the usua lhero worship type of sports page selections .

Probably the toughest selection was in football . Despite the not-too-successful season, a numbe r of individuals were outstanding. In ou ropinion 8011 HiNIDJIAIt( .H and JIM BOULLDINli tapped the list . Hind -march, captain of the Thunderbirds, was an inspiration to his teamtnateson and off the field . A 60-minute man. his steady defensive work andspectacular pace-c .tching helped brighten the Thunderbird's season .

Freshman Boulding was almost unstoppable In his 'first few game sand then was hampered by Injuries later in the season . He Insisted o nplaying with a painful knee injury, did all the plunging from his fullbac kspot, played defense and even took over the passing chores when (fertil eFlemons was injured .

ERNiE NY'HAUG was the surprise selection In basketball . In hisfirst year with the Birds, Nyhaug rarely played a had game. Althoughhe didn't match the scoring feats of the second choice, JOHN McLEOD ,Nyhaug was one at the best defensive center's In the Evergreen Con-ference although 'he was the smallest .

Ernie earned himself the title of "The Shootless Wonder" as h eseemed content to let his mates do the scoring .

It was no contest in swimming. JERRY MARIIC wile In a class b yhimself. The Czechoslovakian student was the meal ticket for UJ3Cin all the meets .

tnereial League playnfl's .

sitA surprise selection to some may he the choice of I)ON Csl,EIG I n

soccer. Gleig edged out high-scoring Bud Dobson with his steady playin gand deceptive .ball•handling .

.HOWIE LEAR was the (rholce for the Chiefs . Chasing him to th e

wire was V. Fred (Hugo, Luke, Three-Finger) Edwards, Coitngwood' sJim Thorpe .

Rugby was another tough choice Final vote gave the top awardto the I`represslble Chimp, DANNY OLIVER . Danny led his team byexample and as Albert Lalthwalte says, "There Isn't a 160-lb . playe ranywhere with more guts . "

JACK SCOTT copped the duke for the Braves rugger squad . Scottjust has the tough luck to be attending UBC at the same time as Th eChimp or he would be scrum'huif for Thunderbirds .

On Tomahawks KEN URQUHART was the choice while BRUN OCANDOUCi took the same honor for Redskins.

in minor basketball S'I'U MAD'ILL was picked top man for Jayvees .Madill jumped from high school ball to place among the 10 top,st'ore' sIn the Senior A h)(ip . VAL ('HRJISTiI was a close second In the balloting .

PETE CONNELL was best of a mediocre Braves team . El) FOG -BOUND was outstanding water boy .

Bearded ,HM FRASEIt topped the hockey poll . Althnagh he arrive dlate in the season the colorful goalie almost put Birds into the ('ou r

hill 1 'r limn I\I' .N' IIOON .IN tans an oust' rholce for g~'nnlastirs ,The agile fI', sluusnl ills() double, its diver on the swim squad .

,

Long and lanky I'I''I'E1 IL11tRIS topped the track ballot .

CHARLIE LOE,';N was the fencing choice, GP ;OIt( ;I' ; 1Ib;ltIt1'

MAN OF THE YEAR in UBC sports is Jelly Anderse n

who said what everyone else thinks when he blasted th e

administration hi a farewell address to students. Jelly

leaves UBC this spring after four years on the campus as

assistant and head football coach . Good luck. Jelly .

HE's NOT BA D

(ED. The following is taken from the "British Week-

ly. On its masthead it says, "Registered at the general pos t

office as a newspaper ." We will leave this to your judg-

ment. The title of the piece is "A Froggy Would a Woe-in g

Go." . It is written by a rugby correspondent who was o n

a speaking tour of Ireland and to all appearances being kept

very busy. It maybe ' will give an indication what the Iris h

think of Jack Kyle who will be here Thursday with Queen' s

University to play Birds . )

Some time ago a very decent man, a medical man, told

me that if I bore myself with dignity ,

would (D.V.) live through 1953\Vhether Jack Kyle thinks that, t o

"di" he a good thing I don't in 10 yards of Kyle %then he caugh two6,, ball . When the Frenchma n

knowbut he makes it very diffti-,mat t e that desperat

e for henceforth and foreverpunt to clea r

his goal line, Kyle ails a clear 1 5I can be cumbered among [bus

s legendku'y figures who write the"I" stories 'I was ilitle's staid ,I was Stalin's Footstool . I put theSugar in Itay Robinson s

Here's What The Irish

Think Of Mr. Jack Kyle

stict themselves to rugger but areall round athletes . Robin Gregg, an

As well as serving as captain of Irish international, toured Argen -

Ireland's international team, Kyhe,•tlna with the Irish team In 1952 .

plays for the Barhurl ;ets, ;i very i Jim Matheson, captain of Queen' s

select 'amateur club and is a regu• I Played for Rhodesia while in the

tar on the Northern Ireland rugby 30'r' Ken Maguire plays squas hand tennis for Queen's . Cecil Fed -low, a 19-year-old centre, is cur-rently a sub for the Ireland vs .Scotland game and is Irish junio rtennis champion .

Cyril Cow' .)n, an arts student, i scaptain of the Irish schools cricke tteam . Fred Anderson also touredArgentina in 1952 . .1 . R . Bridges

for rowing, hasand is at Imes-

Queens open their five-gam eseries ; In I1,C. against Birds thenplay one against Ii,(' . All-Stars ,Saturday, one against Vancouve rlteps unil two in Victoria .

Probably the most publicize dOld Country Taut ever to play o nthe coast, Queens boast to star -studded line-up of internationa lplayers and all round athletes .

Heading the list is, of course ,Jack Kyle . Kyle, a 5'9", 178 will•o .the•wisp is regarded as the great-est fly-half in the world .

Ills record speaks for itself . A ttimes for Ireland . This means tha the has represented Ireland 3 1times in International play, A com-parison can be drawn if you canimagine that a Canadian All-Starteam was selected and GerryMain was chosen 31 tunes for tha tteam .FORCE OF HABI T

It would seem that when pickin gtheir international team the Iris hselectors put Kyle's name dow ntrot sheer force of habit, then be-gan to choose the team .

ml a recent tour of Australia an dNew Zealand by a team compose dof the top players in the Unite dKingdom, Kyle was a standou tand earned unstinted praise fron tthe usually tight-lipped Ausies ,

1600 Student Seats

At $1 .00 Per Head

UBC students will have the opportunity of seeing one of th e

finest rugby teams in the world when Queen's University o f

Ireland play Thunderbirds in the stadium at 12:30 Thursday .

Although the largest rugby crowd since the Australia n

Wallabies' visit in 1948 is expected, 1600 seats have been re -

served for students and will be sold strictly on afirst-served basis .

big men in rugger, has been capped16 Imes .FOUR MOR E

John Smith, a forward, has nin ecap, earl[, and Robin Thompson ,Fred Anderson, hooker, have 4caps caulk, and Robin Thompson ,forward, has two of the covetedcaps,

,For the more illiterate of ou r

readers, this means that the equiv-alent of Notre Dame football squa dwith six all-Americans in the line -up 1s coming to little old t'BC .

Queen's will bring 22 players ,one coach and one manager. Thaabsence of water boys, trainers ,assistant managers and hangers-onshow that the Irish boys can tak e(are ,of themselves and don't ex-pect to have too many Injuries .

The amazing Queen's team ha splenty of beef with two players a t214 ,pounds, one at 200, one at 196 ,one at a mere 194 and so on . Oldes tplayer on,the squad is 28 ; youngest19 .

Seven members of the team arein medicine, one is in science, onein dentistry, several in agricultureand even one in engineering .ALL ROUND ME N

Players on the squa d

first-come ,

don't se-

The hsaciduc r,

ilo't

nhnuld reall yhe I s ;uV (fall\ le do it .

.x(111' in ihesl high nulDer, ther eis bound to he disputation and il lIreland there ere tutu who believethat Jack Kyle has passed hi s

the most for rowing .

paok. I''ul',giyeless lu Irelalh lmuch preached about and not Lo u

BRO'I'IIERS . often practiced but these people ,mist ho t'or ;;iven, as (ale wont dYo'gire the innocents who blunderinto error though an-willfu l

was iIIe I'II(''rilrND1;11I11RD :man. And it' and not too greatl y"iv and mistaken, h1 is also the greates t

campus gt'ntlenta, . Ile is also in (ringer o fhernitlitia one of the most Pxpleit .1(I Christians in that pleasant land .

CHRISTIAN CHARACTE RThere 'rive been ninny good ,

eyes sonu' great

t'oothallel's o fsterling Christian character, Nu t

I)1~ .11'I'OIN'I'111?N'I' 111' 1'111 ; 1'I?sill was the 1'131' soccer s,liiatl . all of au r al blue been os rt'I,txe, lOa paler the slnnlgt~st outfit in the Second Division, 1',~rsity fell ,Ipurt On IIIe field us they might wsl lbefore Christmas then carne hark the 1,i-,t Iernl, but 1)y then it wits' have hers in Ihtir I)trI . Kyle playslit,, I,iI”

.

' as if this business oil Which : ; nllhelh Ill's so 1"IOlel!Ilt' I '102,0 14 t '(I is apiea".Inllr cusnliI whir to .pee dSatardat 1it' lernmou .

.\I

this moment . Iquestion that bethersHaig the brunch hollhlr(d hint las t~ntiu'dsiy, is whether it in ( ;o(I' spurpose Ih,II Ile should duvets Ili ; 'life to the .Ilis~dnu of the ('lurch

1Caslliii I II in tlit firs n h,Isle . thslll smile of the Vtee

In aonle ether land than in 'vio l:et

1l,uld .

It

is

i

ple,Ising

thin :

t oIII I ;I~f :S'I' I . A1'1 ;11 (ll' '1'111 ;

Ali was

N 1 t w'4-111rsdd's expos, 'of Ile s ot small aliw,rily :reap" who way sham, Ful, (htn,rut' ,lad ,loll!

.Y,L'll ;lll ;~'I'

Itl,l'Itl

Ilia

hi .

()It

eat

na t . !hen,llil' n i u!Ilr11 Feu illnllv luv,l,l,

hurl, ,erinnsl}nltlllh l' ;lllnII, huts°

union squad . Considering all thi sit is not hard to see why he is rate dthe greatest living rugby player ;

If this makes Kyle sound lik ee muscle bound athletic bunt, it' sall wrong. He happens to be a

medical missionary and is rated a s

great a gentleman as he is a

rugby player. He Is ,scheduled tohas wall bin Otor s

te I preach :evetal sermons while In et'elvt'd Its It St' ,V' :mrnnrel''

eul In medical school .

11 = o considered a pretty fair

Matruh( Thompson ,Ktlr player is Nucl Ilcudcrsou, a 6' . 2+III Igrt this) of the Roya lUernsn lulu'spoanll

centre

ter

the

QaetIl

nas I'ir„Iltyt iu'

menthesInnisk Min g

I u ;Ili, r4,the Indianthe 25 , y'ard tw i n) . 1Icndcr 4 eu out' Of the List tei hiln was all open=

. 5t'rtice

Bosiue

('I''utlplonship s

which a line of French . ' across the front of the massed bat- 1lud is Irish Universities cruise r

11111 here mllhing and beyond that taldon in blue who crouched in a 1 weight chiuupton i n

open 'spare , a nuns of h'r(uchmem, l solid ;Ind uushakhlg line, .

fai l

a;littl c . . II"

"'Alt

strni,ght

I'ur 1

A body clumped at his heel ; ,

them with the hall under his left ua,tthor slid behind him then i llal w . Tho' Frenchmen on his right tl li'

'.t font short of them ,

were rlositg nod it tuts quite clear fourth MI! flight beside hint

aIn auc raa,,nuibte hitag that he (I'Ih tried high and got his Mi sscuilldu't act throu ;il, nor could oils on the sums with the hall unde r

it .

W'''t'' it ( ' nitres win w a s

But tit arm flew loose ,,swirl ut hunt that ant dell Bran ve ;i,;u ' t Iher( , ,lad ' :ulnth(r French -"mid rulrll hint . or I)airiid of thn man I'l :ltteneu ads tame on the soft

( ;rest lamp sibs drew back hisllrlsh sod . ('ailtree Itk g the wing ,

Springing Spear and took flight 11 tvith a broken hea r ted blur' shifte d

stet' the head of Finu' .s Bataliots? ' French Bran paddin g; disconsolate .Does ICyle derive Irma ('alltret, ly behind him, took the pigskin be •our nl' Finn's (Mutates". .Alaybe tut . hind the posts and laid it gontl y

The tt~.titill :;

15euclunell

were to rest . And a line of I''reachnie t

VCry rutlfitlellt Inoklll :;, the closing

lylll' ;

tbiu'i ' hu t 8rtihlll('I'!'(1

t o gi r t

I'rrurlunrn Isere

sad th,' Ilp .

Assisi rhino hiae,rlf on the dial .

gust', here nisi! u' ;IS [!m lit :, 'easier,'

(' :Illtrse

(er

h(ylt) .

L'iut of it since Italy Darcy broke the ,lark Itasi't there. He lust m) mu heitrIs ul the Ali Blacks, and lli mnlculiim as lo' strain

re lit, fall' e ;lty n buy ut the time .

Ilse a

F1t .1NK READ di dA

for golf was ;WANSO N

('nat a l et the year . in the opinion of this page ,who took his sophomore-studded team and mad (oat of ta(l)l .

I'I'ettl a 2-34 t' et'uT ' J last year, Pomfre tBirds to a 12 . 15 season .

1'e :Im of the ye'n' s without question ,Itl ' (i'RY 'I'I': .111, \\'inners of the \hill e rthe \Vnrid ('up . Birds were in a clas steains .

was best for the skiers

l'nllnimuus choice

and

('up, the .AI I't hni eby themselves 1tiU)ti g

was JA('I( I'0 .\IhIH?'I 'IiVel'greel cn111111(PI' s

maeter•nlluded o"rtnlct . Jack Kyle is the greates tlout-half who aver laid a hoot o na night' hall ere hand on a Welsh -

G1 .AII nil' Tilt ; YEAR was ohViou4ly the final (Verb( out battl ewith ('allt'uruin . For a quick ahout•I'ace, Jack .Aicrfurd's robe a,; a hu m

hursday and a hero Saturday couldn't be hcatt'a .

11 .Aftl) '.I .AN 111' '1'111? 11' ;111 w,IS Jails InlIers,'II AI'1t rrn ;irhlll'y VI ;(' In their hest .still hi Amerielln font,bell slllre The ysLuted ce11lpetitien tvyo ycln' .; Ilge, Jelly (slue bade to find 27 playersmissing from aeadlnhh' reasons, 'alludes es initligihility rulings . .\ Hackedby the pres s a'l,l bun!>Irnut;' by the administration . Jelly didn't here achance .

Iul( ;I ;F ;-I'I' RICK ( 0 i

wi l ,

sills :iris" W ' ,',i, r :l

sllsperl, a11i111

Illltt' e

think Ural dark Kyle (lmlite r"sil •cal In lksllsnlllalt . Ri g el ally pinycd thoi aside of his tit s

III,~III'~'I'

1'I'II1,HI'Is `

.1011 1 V' V' ~'TI I

\ \

ti n „low! ,li!t,n

.gl ; III'

I'I'OI ;'I'I'I t,

I I ,

I ;Ill , lt :~'I'

X1'1101'

ul'

I!I,

tr,l lof

the

I ;I?t ;

s,liIn'ei'Ig

I ,o'HI

sit e'In A IOWA u

(Iide'1 set it !ill \V'rllnesd is 'ants loam .

It11 ;1 ;1'S'I'

3'111111,1,

of

Illy

t,i,Ir?

,\

dotal

is

helween

Ilurilyil\ lnnrt i trIII it

uul „f I!Ie ,Into twirl

Nj ;i ;4 ;l iu'aally

bite ;, in Ii i ' 1`,I,iur lt

jtil eK

•Y

Y

ahl,ll we held ,1Iunday Hight .

lilt

elit'

per t

,i

I!I rIel

AI \ I

[[hell

!I,' p,li

uill

sad w'nrrtl the tut el' a lifetim eheron a screaming and 'Morin .,

IA r "I'enll'rit's I',luks" Irish mulititndt, hat travelled, th eIlsivea l ! yon etch' heard Hest day, In prcarhh hnlnhlt yaw l

mply in it

aroft anr tl mru pa !nil . of IIII' I iilll

that

make ;

Mein ,wits the ,Itnemlrcmeul what h, is en :Ind till' the field

.The I'llul m,ul Swantea (of th e

Hotly 'I'rlc :;rslplu lt :i, put it 1)11 re,' .nrll ihat a I' lesIerrd t'rcnrh b;mlimimed the ball in it Ilin'ty and ,

and'1nr1'eril's final mush foolishly

ur hldallly . lstmde dl plop in [(t'ic's midriff . In :'Ir ehim his It tiittary sisal . tiwnul,t a

to-n' was ubt'ivaslysits in the slsnld and limns ,luthnr -Islit it arism( 'rills ,IaI()ll Hie : nail;,tH iu'<

.111'

hilt ;Il • .

Isla)

till

,li,u

even with elegance, I

see what happens . It was with.

Lard sball .

LOTS OF FRENCHIt c" Is aliitlier (ii4i i

IiIl irlpatiull . Ile carn e{,graph tie( hill abou t

out of the !hie of flight o f

n

I i'Ir, .\Im e lIr,,rr

I,boxing . Georg e

bete• not tangle with him !

the ball

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