11

Get your laundry stolen.

11

Run out of meal swipes.

11

Lose your keys and pay 200$ to replace them.

11

Enjoy a nice trip to the hospital, courtesy of the Pennsylvania Medical Emergency

Response Team.

22

Repeatedly fall asleep, wake up, and write two lines before falling asleep

again.

22

Wash a free shirt that turns all your other shirts pink.

22

Forget to lock your door before leaving for break.

22

Get attacked by a squirrel on Locust Walk.

33

Have to take two midterms on the same day.

33

Not be able to work because your hall starts a party in your room.

33

Develop a caffeine addiction from all that coffee you drink.

33

Have a room which everyone can see as they walk into Hill.

44

Start experiencing hallucinations from sleep deprivation.

44

Have a paper due 9AM the next morning which you haven’t started.

44

Wake up for your 9AM class only to realize that you don’t have a 9AM class.

44

Get a computer science project in a language you’ve never heard of.

55

Walk downstairs at 1 in the morning to fill your gallon jug of water.

55

Pass out on the couches in the lounge.

55

Walk into your room to find people sleeping on your bed.

55

Go to sleep at 5 even though you had no work.

66

Gather all the computer science majors in your hall to do the homework.

66

Find a nice pencil on the ground.

66

Get a free SodaStream from PennApps.

66

Rearrange the couches in the lounge into a bed.

77

Get an A on a paper about a book you didn’t read.

77

Order Jimmy Johns delivery because you don’t want to walk more than a

block.

77

Steal seven apples from the dining hall.

77

Get a free meal at a random board meeting for some club you’re not in.

88

Get a math class where every assignment is take-home.

88

Have parents who can correct your Chinese homework for you.

88

Take three of the same classes as your roommate, so you can collaborate

on everything.

88

Spend all your dining dollars on sushi and spicy chicken teriyaki bowls.

99

Sneak into the dining hall because you’re out of meal swipes.

99

Have class one block away from your dorm.

99

Get into three writing seminars.

99

Pull four consecutive all-nighters.

1010

Finish your work before midnight and hibernate for ten hours.

1010

Steal balloons from outside and hang them up in your lounge.

1010

Get into a party with five guys and one girl because one guy is dressed

as a panda.

1010

Have a roommate with a fake ID.

Stolen seven apples from the dining hall.

Passed out at my desk.