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Retiree’s Club Newsletter Happy New Year Retirees (HRC) Monthly Meeting 1:30 PM January 17 Bridge Monthly Meeting 5:30 PM January 18 Minnregs Monthly Meeting 5:00 PM January 17 Welcome to Winter? VP Comments By Shirley Murphy I am sending out a huge thank you to all the HRC Christmas Elves that helped make our HRC luncheon such a wonderful success. It was great to have so many HRC members participate and contribute to our program and festivities. Also, Thank You to Ben Carter and the Minnregs for the donation of the large assortment of beverages to add to our door prizes. Thank you to the decorating crew for stepping up again and again. We had over 106 HRC members present enjoying our delicious roast beef luncheon, appetizers and festivities. Many compliments were received. On to the Banquet. Please get your reservations in early for the January 17, 2018 banquet. Forms are included in this Newsletter. Any reservation received after January 10, 2018 cannot be guaranteed a dinner. You can come to the meeting but you may not get dinner. Clearwater Country Club requires that we have our final count to them by January 10. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! January 2018 Coming Events

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  Retiree’s Club Newsletter

Happy New Year      

   

 

Retirees (HRC)

Monthly Meeting 1:30 PM January 17

Bridge

Monthly Meeting 5:30 PM January 18

Minnregs

Monthly Meeting 5:00 PM January 17

Welcome to Winter? VP Comments By Shirley Murphy I am sending out a huge thank you to all the HRC Christmas Elves that helped make our HRC luncheon such a wonderful success. It was great to have so many HRC members participate and contribute to our program and festivities. Also, Thank You to Ben Carter and the Minnregs for the donation of the large assortment of beverages to add to our door prizes. Thank you to the decorating crew for stepping up again and again. We had over 106 HRC members present enjoying our delicious roast beef luncheon, appetizers and festivities. Many compliments were received. On to the Banquet. Please get your reservations in early for the January 17, 2018 banquet. Forms are included in this Newsletter. Any reservation received after January 10, 2018 cannot be guaranteed a dinner. You can come to the meeting but you may not get dinner. Clearwater Country Club requires that we have our final count to them by January 10.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

January 2018 Coming Events  

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You have an Outstanding Board for 2018. Come out to meet your Board and enjoy the delicious luncheon that Clearwater Country Club is preparing for our HRC members. Hope everyone had a wonderful Holiday Season and may the New Year bring many blessings and new happy adventures to everyone. The Grounds Crew By Ben Carter

Now that the grounds have dried out and the grass has stopped growing, it’s time to get on to other projects. I mentioned on my last report that we cut down a pine tree, cut it up for firewood for backyard fire pits, not for fireplaces. We have now cut down two more dead pine trees, cut them up, split them and piled them by the dumpster in the back. It was starting to look like a lumberjack camp around our backyard with all the sawing and splitting going on. We even found time to fell a 10ft. dead palm tree. Just having a grand time. Take all that you can use, but don’t be greedy ‘cause if you pile it up in your backyard, the termites will find it’…it’s what they do. Speaking of things not to do, on my bucket list is an item that says, “Hit yourself in the head with an ax handle”………. I have now crossed that off. It turns out that I can’t split wood as well as I did ten years ago; a hydraulic log splitter is much faster and getting only a bent nose is a good way to learn that lesson. We had our crews Christmas party last week and an old white bearded St. Nick passed out a small tool set to the men and a lot of chocolate to our special lady. All had a good time. We had more food that we could eat and Jerry Dangler made sure everyone had something soft to drink. We welcomed aboard a new part-time member, Al Olsen and his lady, Gail. Al will be helping out during the winter months and slowly increasing his availability as he becomes more retired and spends more time here. All and all, it’s been a pretty good year. We are all still healthy except for one sore nose. The Ground’s Crew wishes all HRC members a Merry Christmas and a Glorious New Year.

Ben…Jerry Carol…Clive…Byron…Larry…Jim…Al…Mike…Roger…John…Brian

Gene's Health Tip Simple Treatment Eliminates Wrinkles – Even Crow’s Feet Wrinkles! Who likes them? While none of us do, not that many people want to go through surgery or other expensive and potentially dangerous efforts to get rid of them. So, what if there was a way to reduce wrinkles that was safe,

A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says, "Well make up your mind, I gotta adjust the chair!"

Officers/Board  of  Director  President:     TBD  Vice  President:     Shirley  Murphy  2nd  Vice  President:     Carole  Pagels  Secretary                                              Emilie  Carter  Assis.  Secretary:     Betty  Held  Treasurer:     George  Suther  Assis.  Treasurer:     Marilyn  Urban  Mbr  at  Large:     Steve  Jones,  Sr.  Mbr  at  Large:     Mike  Siebel  Past  President:     Ben  Carter  Past  President:     Tom  Conner    

HRC  Cabinet  Office  Crew:   John  Bowers  Newsletter  Crew:   John  Voissem  Grounds  Crew:   Ben  Carter  Kitchen  Crew:   Jim  Acosta  Set-­‐Up  Crew:   TBD  Liaison  to  Minn  Bd:      John  Bowers  Historian:   Jim  Crawford  Photo  Journalist:                Janis  Friend  Editor/Publisher:            Carole  Pagels      The   HRC   Newsletter   is   a   monthly  Publication   for   members   of   the  Honeywell  Retirees  Club.    Member   inputs   are   welcomed.   To  contribute,   contact   our   office.   The  HRC   takes   no   responsibility   for   the  content   of   these   articles,   which   are  written   solely   for   the   enjoyment   of  its  members.    To  contact  us:  

 Office:  727-­‐260-­‐7498  E-­‐Mail:    [email protected]  Club  Website:    www.Honeywell.org    Minnreg  Hall  Address:    6340  126th  Ave.  North    Largo,  FL  33773    Honeywell  Employee  Service  Center  1-­‐800-­‐526-­‐0744    

 

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easy, natural, and completely without side effects? Well, there is. At the last congress of The American Academy of Ozonotherapy (AAO), Dr. Nafysa Parpia, ND reported on a new technique that she has developed using ozone therapy that can help to make you look as good as you feel without breaking the bank. This new technique reduces the appearance of facial wrinkles. Specifically, she discussed her results treating crow’s feet (the lines around the eyes), forehead wrinkles, frown lines, wrinkles around the upper and lower lips, and sagging jowls. She showed before and after pictures on four patients, which clearly showed the treatments to be effective. The procedure she developed was to inject a low concentration of ozone/oxygen mixture into and below the wrinkles. Typically, she would inject a given wrinkle in five to ten different areas. For superficial wrinkles, she repeats the procedure two to three times. Deeper wrinkles often require eight to ten treatments. According to Dr. Parpia, the procedure works well because “Ozone introduced subcutaneously stimulates natural healing processes in the skin rather than masking imperfections.” You can see Dr. Parpia at work treating a variety of wrinkles at the following YouTube link: https://youtu.be/HJUHXoDdrcI and, you can find Dr. Parpia’s contact information as well as other practitioners who learned the procedure from her lecture at the AAO website (www.aaot.us) Here's To Your Health! 2018 Cruise The majority picked the “bucket-list” item, a Panama Canal cruise. Several asked for different dates so we have two dates to pick from, sailing on the Holland America ms Zuiderdam:

1. 10-night cruise leaving Ft Lauderdale on April 1, 2018 to April 11, 2018. (Note: This cruise leaves on Easter Sunday – the ship will have an Easter Service on board) enjoying such ports of call as Bonaire, Curacao, Panama Canal, and Costa Rica.

2. 11-night cruise, leaving Ft Lauderdale April 11, 2018, to April 22, 2018 (Note: This cruise is a longer cruise with additional cost for extra day) enjoying such ports of call as Aruba, Curacao, Cartagena Columbia, Panama Canal, and Costa Rica.

These cruises are the last round-trip sailing from Ft. Lauderdale for Spring 2018. Cruise fares start at $ 1,584 per guest (double occupancy) for an ocean-view stateroom and from $ 1,984 per guest (double occupancy) for a balcony stateroom. We may have a few perks for booking as a group. Please note, cruise fares and stateroom availability are not guaranteed until after they have been booked. We also will get information on buses for our Cruise Connection.

If you are interested, we will need you to indicate which sailing date is your preference. We will then choose a date based on which sailing works for the majority of interested cruisers and lock in our group rooms. Please let Mary Reffelt at cell 727-492-7109 or email at [email protected] to know of your interest and your preferences of sailing date, no later than Dec 29, 2017.

The other cruise had a few people that were interested in was the 8-night Eastern Caribbean cruise on the Carnival Glory, February 17, 2018 to February 25, 2018. This cruise sails out of Ft Lauderdale and will be stopping at such ports as St Maarten, St Kitts, Puerto Rico, and Grand Turk.

If you are interested in this cruise or would like more information, please reach out directly to our travel advisor, Steve Cole, 727-481-7867 at [email protected]. Space is definitely limited on this sailing and needs your reservation as soon as possible.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible". "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

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1. Basset Hound: Basset Hounds are known for being relaxed, good-natured, and slow moving. They’re great with children and require only mild daily exercise, such as taking a walk or playing in a fenced backyard.  

2. Bulldog: Bulldogs tend to be docile and affectionate, and though they love daily walks, they don’t do well with long distances or jog.

3. Bull Mastiff: Bull Mastiffs can grow up to 130 pounds, but despite their large size they do well living in apartments. They don’t require much exercise, but will be a gentle, loyal, protective member of your family.

4. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are quiet, sweet, and affectionate dogs. They tend to be very friendly, make excellent therapy dogs and need only light exercise, such as a daily walk on a leash or playtime in a secure location.

5. Chow Chow: Chow Chows are a devoted and protective breed toward their family, but can be suspicious of other dogs or strangers. They need daily exercise outdoors but love to spend most of their time indoors with their family.

6. French Bulldog: French Bulldogs are known as “lap dogs” that aim to please. They’re a fun-loving breed that adores playtime but needs only a short daily walk for exercise.

7. Great Dane: Great Danes are friendly and loyal, and though their large size demands ample space to move around, they do not require intense exercise (only a soft spot to lie in when sleeping).

8. Greyhound: Greyhounds are known for their sleek build and speed, but they’re also known as “the world’s fastest couch potato.” Greyhounds are calm, gentle, and love cuddling on the couch after a play session.

9. Old English Sheepdog: Old English Sheepdogs are companionable, protective and entertaining. They have a low exercise requirement and love playtime, but they thrive as indoor dogs.

10. Pekingese: This toy dog breed is playful and cuddly. The Pekingese enjoys leisurely walks outdoors as well as indoor playtime, making them perfect for those living in apartments.

11. Pug: Pugs have a charismatic personality and charm. They are playful and friendly, and their exercise requirements can be met with an energetic play session or a walk on a leash. This breed is sensitive to heat and humidity, so should be kept indoors in extreme temperatures.

12. Shih Tzu: Shih Tzu’s need daily exercise, but a moderate daily walk or run through your backyard is generally enough. Shih Tzu’s are lively and playful but also enjoy relaxing with the family.

The doctor told his patient to stop using a Q-tip, but it went in one ear and out the other.

Basset Hound

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ON THE FIRST DAY… God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God said that it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God again said that it was good. On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed it was good. On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren and for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I'll be on the front porch.

INNOCENT…                    

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

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Rarely Seen Old Moments Alice Huyler Ramsey… The first woman to drive across the United States from coast to coast, 1909. Only 152 miles out of the total 3600-mile trip were made on paved road.

Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev eating a hot dog in Des Moines, Iowa, on which he commented, “It’s excellent…we make good sausages but yours are better”, 1959.

Workers lay bricks to pave 28th Street in Manhattan, 1930.                    

   

Portrait of a hockey goalie, Terry Sawchuk before facemasks became standard in 1966.

Lawn mowers of the White House grounds,1918.

         

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Forget the laws of Newton Here are the real laws: 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 5. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. 18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by the time you get there you'll feel better…but don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.

What did the paper say to the pencil? Good point.

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ALERT ALERT!! February Luncheon Mark your calendars for the February 21, 2018 luncheon. We have our very own HRC member, Roger Block, PhD, presenting a very interesting subject matter. More information will follow in next month's Newsletter. I don't want to spoil the fun yet!! From Bob Friend Two men were in a kayak, fishing in an Alaskan lake and became very cold from a bitter North wind, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "I'm positive."

“Sin will take you farther than you ever intended to go, it will cost you more than you ever expected to pay, and it will keep you longer than you ever intended to stay.” Kay Arthur

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ANGELS’ CORNER Betty Held HRC SHIRT PICK-UP The popular dark blue collared shirts with Honeywell HRC Retirees on the left side have been delivered to the happy individuals that special ordered them. A few shirts are available for purchase if you are interested and did not get around to placing your order. Quantity and limited sizes are available so first come first served by just stopping by Angel’s Corner at our next scheduled meeting or contact Betty Held 727-474-5348 (H) or 727-215-3630 (C) to reserve one. We have One Small, Two Mediums, Two Larges, one X-Large costing $20 each without a pocket and one X-Large available with a pocket costing $22. Act now and you will be a proud owner of one of your very own HRC Shirts letting those you come in contact with know you worked at HONEYWELL! NAME BADGES New to HRC or a long time members are all entitled to have a personal name badge created for them. Nametags will help us remember each other’s name when we don’t want to embarrass ourselves by having to ask who are you? Please stop by Angel’s Corner and place your order with Betty Held at your next attended meeting and we will have it ready for you the following month thanks to Byron Hall, the creat. FUNDING RAISING FOR OUR ORGANIZATION Welcome to Liberty Benefits! (Legal Benefits and Affordable Health Care) Founded in 1999 and based in Indianapolis, IN, Liberty Benefits is one of the pioneers in the field of Consumer Driven Health Plans and there is never an age restriction or paperwork. Our services are nationally negotiated and provide savings for everyone! Prescription Plan $30Per Mth....Includes Family http://www.enrolltlb.com/Prescription/Plan • Home Delivery - Up to 85% savings • Local Pharmacy - Up to 43% savings at 98% of Pharmacies Nationwide • Pet Medication available as well

DVCH Plan $ 30.00 Per Month....Includes Family http://www.enrolltlb.com/DVCH/Plan • Dental • Vision • Chiropractic • Hearing Aids

MedPLAN $ 30.00 Per Month....Includes Family http://www.enrolltlb.com/MedPlan/Plan • Physician Visit • Hospital Referral • Lab Testing • MRI/CT Scans

Silver 50 Plus Plan $ 50.00 Per Month....Includes Family http://www.enrolltlb.com/Silver/Plan • Long Term Care • Fitness Advantage • Doctors Online • Nurse-line

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

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Protector Plan $ 50.00 Per Month….Includes Family http://www.enrolltlb.com/Protector/Plan • Expanded Legal Services • Identity Theft Recovery • 720 Credit Score • IRS Tax Audit Protection

Liberty Legal Access Plan Personal Legal Plan $25 Per Month....Includes Family http://www.enrolltlb.com/Legal/Plan • Family Legal Services • Consultations/Free Will • Identity Theft Assist • Financial Assist Hotline

For your convenience, please go on-line to the Minnreg Liberty Benefits website at http://www.enrolltlb.com/minnregassociation and enroll in the benefits of your choice or stop by ANGELS’ CORNER to see Betty Held, your Minnreg Team Liberty representative at any of our HRC Member monthly meetings or Minnreg monthly meeting. You may also call 727-474-5348 (H)/727-215-3630 (C) or (email) [email protected] if you have questions or need assistance in enrolling. We will be helping you save money on your medical, long term care, and legal costs, while at the same time be helping the organization earn a few dollars through this fund raising benefit. Please note, there is a one-time $30.00 application fee no matter how many plans you enroll in.

BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN By John Bowers For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents and thanks for the memories.

I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference. ON TURNING 70 'I still chase women, but only downhill.' ON TURNING 80 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.' ON TURNING 90 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' ON TURNING 100 'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything

until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING ‘I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.' ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR 'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'

So, when you don’t know how to spell a word, you think of a whole new sentence to avoid using it.

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ON GOLF 'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.' ON PRESIDENTS 'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.' ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER 'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.' ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL 'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.' ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY 'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.' ON HIS SIX BROTHERS 'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.' ON HIS EARLY FAILURES 'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.' ON GOING TO HEAVEN 'I've done benefits for ALL religions.

I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.' Give me a sense of humor Lord, give me the grace to see a joke to get some humor out of life, and pass it on to other folk.  

People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow.

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Honeywell Retiree’s Club

Installation of Officer’s and Worker's Banquet

Location: Clearwater Country Club

Date: January 17, 2018

Time: 11:00 A.M. - 2:30 P.M. (doors open at 10:30 A.M.)

Cost: $10.00 per person (includes tax & gratuity)

Choice of Entree

Chicken Marsala

Roast Pork Loin

Pot Roast

All entrees include garden salad, garlic mashed potatoes, and mixed veggies

Dessert is ice cream sundaes. Coffee, tea, soda.

Make checks payable to: Honeywell Retirees Club and include your choice.

Make reservations by January 10, 2018 and mail payment to:

HRC c/o Minnreg Hall

6340 - 126th Avenue North

Cut and Mail

Name(s)_______________________________________________Choice(s) and quantity:

chicken masala____ pork____ pot roast____

Fall is when the leaves on the trees know their usefulness is done and they depart gracefully.

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                                                                                     “Dr.  Gerry  Atrix,”  -­‐    Special  guest  with  Carole  Pagels    

                                                                                                                               

         

           

All I want for

Christmas is a

NAP!

The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Marjorie  &  Stephen  Brozenske                                                                Joel  Panabaker                                        Dennis  &  Cheryl  Smyrski    

                               

       

         

                                               

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune, to live like a homeless person.

First Timers:                                        

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.  

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SALVATION ARMY BELL RINGERS Dear Ron Rasmussen (Honeywell Retirees Club): On 12/07/2017, your kettle raised $355.12 for The Salvation Army's programs and services. Every dollar you helped collect will fuel critical services for individuals and families in need through our social services programs and more. Visit www.salvationarmyclearwater.org to read about the help available in your community. We hope you'll consider signing up for another shift and share the joy of bell ringing with family and friends who are looking for ways to serve their communities! Thank you for Doing the Most Good. Sarah Muñoz Volunteer Coordinator

New Members: None Deaths: HRC: Leonard Sentowski – 9/15/17       “Ole St. Nick”                                                  

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than a garage makes you a car.

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01/01            Jean  Carrabotta    01/01            Otto  Coldiron    01/01            Roger  Ertsgaard    01/01            Sherrie  Graff    01/01            Louis  Lutz    01/01            Sharon  Mclendon    01/01            Judy  Merritt    01/01            Jacqueline  Morgan    01/01            Peggy  Olmsted    01/02            Dorris  Beecher    01/02            Louisa  Burch    01/02            Peter  Tibault    01/02            Sandra  Walling    01/03            Alice  Blandford    01/03            Ernest  (Ernie)  Bolliger    01/03            Ronald  (Falstaff)  Folse    01/03            Wayne  Olmsted    01/03            Jim  Stone    01/04            Sara  Blizzard    01/04            E.  Gaylor    01/04            Michael  Pilver    01/04            Rachel  Rennaker    01/04            Michael  (Mike)  Richards    01/04            Dennis  Willis    01/05            Elena  Hoel    01/05            Judy  Moses    01/05            Esther  Rosewall    01/06            Robert  (Bob)  Anderson    01/06            Edward  Brown    01/06            Jill  Graetz    01/06            Beverly  Green    01/06            Robert  Hadden    01/06            Donna  Joldersma    01/06            William  Logan    01/06            Anthony  Polito    01/06            Wesley  Sewell    01/06            Jack  Smetzer    01/06            Carolyn  Tucker    01/07            Marie  Brown    01/07            Joanne  (Joni)  Byland    01/07            William.  (Bill)  Dobson    01/07            Peggy  Wollitz    01/07            Ernst  Wurster    01/08            Beth  Berglund    01/08            Loyce  Ostravage    01/08            Suzanne  Sowada    01/08            Lorraine  Tierney    01/08            Virginia  Vignali    01/08            Robert  Watson    01/09            Bernice  Campbell    01/09            John  Forslund    01/09            Don  Kelso    01/09            Richard  La  Luzerne    01/10            M.  Boudreau    01/10            Ron  Cender    01/10            Noel  Morell    01/10            Ronald  Rasmussen    01/10            Carleton  Toelken    01/11            Christina  Blomberg    01/11            Edward  Householder    01/11            Dorothy  Johnson    01/11            Dee  Morrison    01/11            Stephanie  Puffer  

Bob  Anderson  

Sings

 

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 01/11            Darrell  Schreiber    01/11            Judith  Stuebs    01/13            Linda  Baker    01/13            James  Beneyfield    01/13            Elizabeth  Gessler    01/13            John  Hood    01/13            Ingrid  Jones    01/13            Vickie  Maxam    01/13            Donald  Papke    01/14            John  Chase    01/15            Mary  Barbour    01/15            Therese  Frechette    01/15            Anthony  Masey    01/15            Jerome  Rogers    01/15            Craig  Ross    01/15            John  Vassalo    01/16            David  Brown    01/16            Joann  Dunlap    01/16            Sue  Foster    01/17            Betty  (Chris)  Blood    01/17            Gerald  Coffey    01/17            Henry  Debona    01/17            Delores  Engelken    01/17            Joseph  Lacki    01/18            Marsha  Barlow    01/18            Linda  Hewitt    01/18            Barbara  Vogel    01/18            Robert  (Bob)  Yunk    01/19            Natalie  Adkins    01/19            David  (Dave)  Conley    01/19            Norma  James    01/19            Kathleen  Mello    01/19            Linda  Tredo    01/20            Nancy  Leiser    01/20            W.  Lovelace    01/21            Margaret  Coffey    01/21            Patricia  Coldiron    01/21            John  Delich    01/21            Clifford  Johnson    01/21            Verlyn  (Pete)  Peterson    01/21            Theodore  Tsikos    01/22            Robert  Capuro    01/22            Betty  (Jean)  Logston    01/22            Martha  Sparks    01/22            Wes  Tredo    01/22            Ed  Webb    01/23            Matti  Kert    01/23            Brenda  Miller    01/24            Tom  Conner    01/24            James  Crawford    01/24            Francis  James    01/24            Alice  Poppler    01/24            Martha  Post    01/24            Barbara  Silvera    01/24            Karen  Simon    01/24            Helen  Younskevicius    01/24            Patricia  Yunk    01/25            Marjorie  Smetana    01/26            James  Sr  Campbell    01/26            Robertine  DeFelix    01/26            James  Gibson    01/26            James  Kruck    01/26            John  Lundquist  

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 01/27            Louis  Cason    01/27            Janet  Erickson    01/27            Eric  Kriby    01/28            Abigail  Almer    01/28            Bobbie  Hoopes    01/28            Angel  Otero    01/28            John  Stephens    01/29            Jim  Thoele    01/29            Jacolynn  Wyllie    01/30            Peggy  Allen    01/30            Martina  Eckard    01/30            Gloria  Michurski    01/30            Josephine  (Jo)  Phillips    01/30            Barbara  Schulte    01/30            Janice  Todd    01/30            Robert  (Bob)  Turner    01/31            Thomas  Borree    01/31            John  Dillon    01/31            Mary  Fellerman    01/31            Stephen  Merritt    01/31            Donald  Miller    01/31            Betty  Miller    01/31            Juana  Munoz    01/31            Joyce  Saxon    01/31            J.  Stultz    01/31            Vallee  (Val)  Weave  01/01 Jean Carrabotta

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.  

 

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January 2018 – Happy New Year

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat

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17 Officer-Worker’s

Banquet 11a-2:30p

Minnreg Board 5p

18 Bridge 5:30p

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Show

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Collectors 12 noon

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December 2017 S M T W T F S 1 2

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Welcome to Winter 2018

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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Honeywell Retiree’s Club 6340 126th Ave. North Largo, FL 33773 Return  Service  Requested                                    

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA  

           

The End