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'NO NAME ' DANC E SATURDAY NITE he Ubyssey 'NO NAME ' DANC E SATURDAY NIT E VOL. XXXII Does Noah Know ? STEALTHILY SEARCHING for his next victim is feline inter- loper who terrorized UBC campus yesterday . Unidentified tige r is believed to be a fugitive from Ark in current production o f Everyman Theatre's "Noah . " Cut Capers Ear le f tie * 0itn't , ' & Frolicking Fr ea k Creates Cam p us Riot USC FORMS HONORARY AWARDS COMMITTE E The Undergraduate Societies Committee has ' announce d that the Honorary Activity Award Committee has bee n organized and is presently reviewing candidates for awards . The award consists of a scroll and an engraved pin . It is the highest award given by AMS . Eleven pins were given out last year, but there is no limit to the number whic h can,be given . Awards candidates are chosen for outstanding contri - butions in their particular organizations, in student affairs any endeavour which has made, or should make the m prominent . All organizations on the campus are being asked to send letters to the AMS office by March 2, outlining the activi- • ties of their most outstanding candidate . Only one candidat e from each group can he accepted . Liberals Ousted I n Parliament Debat e VANCOUVER, B . C ., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 195 0 o coed's dream . INTERVIEW An intrepid reporter, in true spiri t of the press, button-holed the tige r in a dingy corridor. The ensuing interview brought ou t some entertaining facts, as well as 'th e reporter 's costly set of uppers, and a patch on the seat of his trousers . Cousin to Disney ' s famous "Reluct- ant Drangon, " the tiger professed t o be very friendly—except around wo- men ; extremely bashful — excep t around women and not at all ferociou s -except around woman , ONLY ADVERTISIN G Only indentification which the tige r carried was two small signs pinned o n his shoulders and chest . Close in- spection showed that they advertise d Everyman Theatre production 'Noah ' to be performed next Monday in th e university auditorium. Presentato :t is sponsored by th e UBC Fine Arts Committee, Tiger i s one of several animals appearing i n the animal chorus of the play . Tiger' s realistic head was designed by Clif f Robinson, Exlennion Department artis t who is ale) doing sets fur "The In- spector Calls . " When lee sooa, tiger was stormin g out of north Brock basement headin g back to the Ark and his stcria-stripe d mate, Tiger "Lit," muttering "I'll ca t them all up—except . the women . " They elm supported a motion tha t the McGill NI r C'US Ccrnrnittee urg e the main body to promote, firstly, a n international student organization em - bracing the countries of the testa e World, and secondly, n Commonwealt h student organimtion , r iNOS LO W .,Main reason for the trite in tie s was the t'ac't that the st'udent's emerg- ency fund ens very low . Other reasons for the propose d amendment tenet, ca minted th e epeeker, rho eel deterinr ;ution of Mc - Gill hosa,lalhy to et Meg student s from uthut uutitttsitics, "In fact r w e l Of special interest ,to English 20 f students w :Il be a free showing of th e film, "Pride and Prejuidee . " This is net the whole film but e digest of it . Running time for th e film will be about one hour . Film will he shown in the Auditori- um Tuesday, February 28 at 12 :30 p .m . Laurence Olivier takes the part of Mr. D' Arcy and is supported by Greer Garsan as Elizabeth Bennett . Others in the cast include Mary Boland an d MYTaore :r O ' Sullivan . Regular afternoon and evening per- formances will feature the "Sevent h Veil" $tarring James Mason and An n Todd . Admission to this featue will b e 25 cents . 11~in rnrorehowt sare3l :30 p Times for showings are 3 :30, 6 an d 8 p .m . Corning attractions include "Of Mic e end Men" and "Great Expectations ." IFC . Administratio n Reveals New Slat e New officers of the Inter-fraternit y Council were released today by To m Gray, out-going vice-president of th e commlittee. Leading the Council is Al Goldsmith , of Zeta Beta Tau . Harry Bell of Zeta Psi is vice-president . Secret ary is Chuck Tears of Bet a Theta Pi ehiic Dave Hummell of Ps i Ulniloe is treasurer . ELECTION PROMISE "If honorable members cannot par - take of innocent refreshment in thi s house, then it becomes obvious tha t government has no intention of carry - ing out its election promise to liber- alize our liquor laws," he stormed . Government, after being harasse d and heckled throughout the questio n period, finally introduced a bill to re - place the present DVA scheme wit h a similar scheme for non-veterans , 'COMRADE ' Rising to lambaste the bill, CC F leader, Joe Lotzkar, began "Comrade , Speaker . . He was cut short by Mr. Speake r who demanded an immediate apology for use of "Comrade .' ' "Very well,' said Lotzkar, "I thought for a moment you were one of ou r boys made good . " "Any further remarks and you wil l be removed from the house" Young retorted . 'Twain Classe s Admission Tests To Be Given Pre-Med Student s Medical College Admissio n Tests will be given to UBC pre - medical students May 13 . Descriptive folder and applicatio n forms may be received from Dr . W . G . Black at the counselling bureau , Hut M 7 . REV. J . EDWIN ORR will be fea- tured speaker at the Varsity Christia n Fellowship Spring Series Februar y 27 to March 3 . With a topic of 'Dyn- amic Faith or Atomic Fear,' Rev . Orr recently came from University o f Washington campus where he drew a capacity crowd . FEBRUARY DVA cheques will be issued in the Armories March 2 an d 3 from 9 :30 a .m . to 4 :30 p.m. Vet- erans with surnames from A to Mac will receive cheques Thursday, and 'those from N to Z may pick them u p Friday . s F CURLING CLUB meeting„wil1 , be held rl.day, February 24 at 12 :30 p .m . in Hut B 4 . All members are requested to turn out . REGULAR TESTIMONIAL meetin g of Christian Science Organization wil l be held Friday at 12 ;30 p .m . in Art s 207 , BOTANICAL GARDEN SOCIETY will present Dr . A. F. Barre, speakin g tm a " Horticulturist's Sightseeing, " 12:30 p .m . today in Applied Science 102 . Some students would like to kno w "What Happene d to th e Joker's Club? " How about some information fo r same fellow Jokers . Phocte Cherr y 8797 . $7000 in Scholarships No . 53 Sfraifh, Wismer Support UB C Attempt for New Arrangement s An amendment to the Motor Vehicle Act is being aske d by Student Council in an effort to aid American . - studying at UBC . Last fall, an Arerican student pro - tested loudly that the B .C . Police off- ice on the campus told him he woul d have to get a B .C. license for his car , which was then carrying a Californi a license . Basis of this complaint was that Canadian Students are not force d to take out American licences when they attend universities across th e line . Ubyssey Staffer s Rally in Aid o f Engineer Caus e Up in Little Mountain Cam p last evening, there was a girl . l3he is a very pretty girl, But , the sad part of our story Is *S t this pretty, brunette girl wit s crying. , That pretty, brunette, crying gir l was Mrs . Cy White, And Mrs. Whit e the pretty brunette, dying dirt, M a crying for a very special reason . On the eve of the final instalment of he Engineer's Ball, "Behind01 0 Red Curtain," Mr . (using the bum loosely, of course) White turned de . i serter . ALL NOT LOST But all was not lost . Rallying to the cause, and return Ing favor Engineers so recently *r e formed for the Ubyssey staff, metn bere of the Publications Board Im- mediately joined the search for mtsa ing personnel It had been suggested that th e Mining Persons Bureau be mutilate d and put on the job. Ubysse y ip-Chief Jim Benham, said, hoWiier , "Tell the Engineers not to worry . My men and I will rescue the slltuati si 7 And with these remarks, Benham an d his staff proceeded on a city-wide search to recover .the mining MS boss . LATE REPORT Late reports from reliable source s indicate that White was seen on Georgia Street, with a blond unde r each arm, and trying to book as life conspicuous as possible . Following up this had, plebeian immediately took up pursuit of the missing White , It was realized that White wad a n extremely important cos in the "Bed " machine, and Engineers' Ball woul d not be able to function without th e presence of their president . STILL ON LOOS E It appeared that someone bad strip- ped the gears of the Engineers' mach- ine, But White was still on the loose. Remaining confident of success In their search, the newasnen proceede d in order that White may not shir k his duties. And success was achieved. As had been reported, White wa s carrying two blondes . But what wa s even more shameful, he was carryin g a load . Unavailed, Benham and his stal e warts dragged the (Ugh!) EUS chief- tain to the Commodore Cabaret, (Tha t was where the Ball was being held .) SHAMEFUL It was shameful, but Ubyssey staf- fers could take it . White was force d to take up where his buddies had lef t Student Opinion °H' . And the pretty, brunette, cryin g Retains Holidays girl was still crying . WINNIPEG—(CUP)-4itr5ults of a Certain members of the Lawyers ' student opinion poll at University of faculty assured Mrs . White that ca n Mn :titoba thrive forced the adminisitra• would be properly handled . Lion to retain the mid-term holiday, Pubsters modestly accepted thank s February 23-27 . _ ,- of the Engineers, Pla n scholastic standing . Awards entitl e a receipt of $400 a year until a Bach - el tee, degree is received, but will na t be granted for longer than five years . It is required that candidates fo r these scholarships have an 80 percen t average, or a standing in the top 1 0 percent in the faculty in which the y are registered . Application forms are available a t the office of the Dean of Administra- tive and Inter-faculty Affairs, an d will nut txr accepted later than May 31 . By ANN LANGREIN Belching fire and fumes, growling ferociously, and chasin g every comely co-ed on campus, a tiger from the "Ark " took ove r UBC at noon yesterday . D .T . u dibly from away back stud- Jane Austen Nove l dered audibly as the awesome critte r stalked the campus, grunting what II cu t sounded later U t o o be " on ll y a pl but turned Filmsoc Productio n a plea for Noah , the tiger's keeper . Reports floodi : .g Ubyssey offices des- cribebd the beast as about six-foo t ten, close to 250 pounds, age 22. Excep t for those Breen-ghwing eyes, he wa s McGill Students Approv e Three Dollar Fee Hik e Students at McGill have voted to raise student fees $3 a t the first open meeting of the SEC this term . no the right-wads of the Dominion, " added the speaker . . BUDGETS SLASHE D Situation would he remmedied to a em . tein extent by the proposed addi- liew to the funds of the Student' s Scclel,v . Other activities sufferin g from a Ink of funds were the campu s elides which had their budgets re - dried, semelinu't by 50 to 60 percent. Relwetontatit'n at student confer = antes wet ;Me) .if l' eeted hr the lack i of funds es was The Deify whic h it =tot }yin ;t five weeks t irl) this yea r feu lemon . DARING PROPOSA L Tory spokesman Ian Seymour blasted the government for "daring to propos e that we waste the taxpayers' money i n sending thick-skulled young idiot s to college where they will only in- dulge in childish pranks. " "They will probably wind up i n Mock Parliament, and that will b e the end,' he concluded . LPP leader, Jack Howard denounce d the bill as "dirty class legislation . " "The bill provides that student s must have a 65 percent. average. Thi s is idocy . Everyone knows 65 percen t is impossible, The government is ob- viously discriminating in favor of th e genius class , " he protested . IIALF-WAY MEASURE S Education bill was followed by a Progressive Conservative Bill to mak e cruelty legal grounds for divorce , BI II carried a rider guaranteein g automatic unemployment insuranc e for all private detectives and youn g ladies "commonly referred to as a 'woman unknown to the petitioner .' " Liberal Minister of National De - fence, Alistair Fraser layed into th e bill charging it was "a reactionar y Tory half-way measure . " He urged alai abolition of families . Following debate on divorce, edu- cation bill wag ; removed from th e table and brought' up for a vote . Final vale vnr ; 25-22 against th e the Liberek, and CCF'ers and Torie s aevernntent ulh 1'P' .rs voting wit h i solidly oppt sod , Parliamentary Procedur e Features Riotous Horse-Play ' By LES ARMOU R bright pink CCF'ers combined Tuesday, to heave Liberal Moc k bright pink CCFer 's combined Tuesday to heave Liberal Moq k Parliament government right out of office . Riotous horse-play began when PC's led by Marshall Bray appeare d in the house dressed in tails, stripe d trousers, top hats, armed with lon g stogies and copies of the Financia l Times, and triumphantly bearing a gallon jug of bright red wine. JUG OUSTED Mr. Speaker, Rod Young, forme r CCF MP for Vancouver Centre, stare d icily at the Tories and ordered th e Sergeant-at-Arms to remvoe the jug . Bray immediately jumped up fro m the opposition front bench an d launched vehement protest against thi s "hideous violation of civil liberties . " Motor Vehicle Ammendmen t AimedAt ArnericanAssistanc e MAIN DEMAND ' , Main demand of the belief, copie s of which have been sent to the Hon . W . T . Stealth, Provincial Minister of Education . and the I'Don. Gordon Wismer, provincial a*torneygenera l is that Section VII of the Adt, whic h states that any vehicle brought int o i he province for a period of more tha n six months must be registered wit h the B.C . Motor Vehicle BBranrh , Brief asks that the Lieutenant - Governor-in-Council make reciproca l arrangements t~'1h Mdtor vehicl e branches in other provinces and th e United States to insure that non-resi- dent students will be exempted , CHECK-UP . Constable J . Dowling of the B .C. Police office on the campus stated tha t up to December 7, 1949, thirsty-seve n check-up slips had been lasted t o owners of out-ofeprovinee ears . Of these, twenty had so far obtained B .C . license plates . Number includes bot h faculty and ,eturdent ears . Le leers received from Mr . Stealt h and Mr . Wisner indicate that bot h are interested in the matter and wil l discuss it to see if any action . can be taken. 'No Name' Danc e Issues Last Cal l It's the last call ! These were the last words receive d by The Ubyssey from officials spon- soring the "Dance With No Name . " Committee representative 'did de- vulge certain ,information, however . Dance, which is a contest in itself , will be held Saturday evening i n Brock Lounge, and tickets for th e affair may be purchased in Alm a Mater offices at fifty cents per man , or woman . Music will be to the tune of Keit h %teen's orchestra, and, said the re - presentative, "The fun starts at nine . " CLU, UN, CCF Hol d Mass 'Bill' Mee t Civil Ltbeeties Union, United Na- tions Club, ,and CCF club will hol d a mass meeting in Arts 100 at 121 0 p.m . today to sponsor a resolution ad- vocatiog a provincial Mill of right s which will give equal rights to al l persons, regardless of race, color, cree d or national origin . Grant McNeill, Director of Publi c Research Bureau will speak on th e topic before resolution its presented . Final decision is to be sent to th e B .C . premier and members of th e Legislature for approval . EUS Bos s Desert s Wile, Bal l Spencer Initiates Benefi t l Mr . Chris Spencer, former owne r of a country-wide chain ,of depart - ; rnont stores, has set up a student bcure - fat organization in B .C . which wil l grant stholtnships totalling $7,375 . This is the first foundation of it s kind in tarnish Columhia . Awards will be given under tw o categories, one cf which will giv e fifteen scholarships at $225 each . These will supplenunt the $175 grants no w offered by the university, increasing each scholarship to $100 . Two of ;be awards will be given t o the two top university stuckmts i n the province, and ,he remaining thir- teen wil go to winners in designate d geographical areas . Second eattgory includes two secol- am :shipe, each with a maximum valu e of $2000 . Winners will be chosen oe basis o f leadership and extra-curricular par- iC :ciputtion as well as the necessary

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Page 1: NO NAME' DANCE he Ubyssey DANCE · 'NO NAME' DANCE SATURDAY NITE he Ubyssey 'NO NAME' DANCE SATURDAY NITE VOL. XXXII Does Noah Know? STEALTHILY SEARCHING for his next victim is …

'NO NAME'DANC E

SATURDAY NITE he Ubyssey 'NO NAME'

DANC E

SATURDAY NIT E

VOL. XXXII

Does Noah Know?STEALTHILY SEARCHING for his next victim is feline inter-loper who terrorized UBC campus yesterday . Unidentified tige ris believed to be a fugitive from Ark in current production o fEveryman Theatre's "Noah . "

Cut Capers

Ear leftie*0itn't , ' &

Frolicking Fr eakCreates Campus Riot

USC FORMS HONORARYAWARDS COMMITTEE

The Undergraduate Societies Committee has 'announce dthat the Honorary Activity Award Committee has beenorganized and is presently reviewing candidates for awards.The award consists of a scroll and an engraved pin . It isthe highest award given by AMS . Eleven pins were givenout last year, but there is no limit to the number whic hcan,be given.Awards candidates are chosen for outstanding contri -butions in their particular organizations, in student affairsany endeavour which has made, or should make the mprominent .All organizations on the campus are being asked to sendletters to the AMS office by March 2, outlining the activi-• ties of their most outstanding candidate . Only one candidat efrom each group can he accepted .

Liberals Ousted I n

Parliament Debate

VANCOUVER, B. C., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1950

o coed's dream .

INTERVIEWAn intrepid reporter, in true spiri t

of the press, button-holed the tiger

in a dingy corridor.The ensuing interview brought ou t

some entertaining facts, as well as 'th e

reporter 's costly set of uppers, and apatch on the seat of his trousers .

Cousin to Disney ' s famous "Reluct-

ant Drangon," the tiger professed t o

be very friendly—except around wo-men; extremely bashful — excep t

around women and not at all ferocious

-except around woman ,

ONLY ADVERTISIN GOnly indentification which the tige r

carried was two small signs pinned o n

his shoulders and chest. Close in-

spection showed that they advertise dEveryman Theatre production 'Noah 'to be performed next Monday in th euniversity auditorium.

Presentato:t is sponsored by theUBC Fine Arts Committee, Tiger i s

one of several animals appearing i nthe animal chorus of the play . Tiger' srealistic head was designed by Clif fRobinson, Exlennion Department artis t

who is ale) doing sets fur "The In-spector Calls . "

When lee sooa, tiger was stormin g

out of north Brock basement headin g

back to the Ark and his stcria-stripe dmate, Tiger "Lit," muttering "I'll ca tthem all up—except. the women . "

They elm supported a motion tha t

the McGill NI r C'US Ccrnrnittee urg e

the main body to promote, firstly, a n

international student organization em -

bracing the countries of the testae

World, and secondly, n Commonwealt hstudent organimtion ,r iNOS LO W

.,Main reason for the trite in tie s

was the t'ac't that the st'udent's emerg-

ency fund ens very low .

Other reasons for the proposedamendment tenet, ca minted theepeeker, rho eel deterinr ;ution of Mc -Gill hosa,lalhy to et Meg student s

from uthut uutitttsitics, "In fact r we

l

Of special interest ,to English 20f

students w :Il be a free showing of th e

film, "Pride and Prejuidee. "

This is net the whole film but edigest of it . Running time for thefilm will be about one hour .

Film will he shown in the Auditori-

um Tuesday, February 28 at 12 :30 p .m .

Laurence Olivier takes the part ofMr. D'Arcy and is supported by GreerGarsan as Elizabeth Bennett . Others

in the cast include Mary Boland andMYTaore :r O' Sullivan .

Regular afternoon and evening per-

formances will feature the "SeventhVeil" $tarring James Mason and AnnTodd .

Admission to this featue will b e25 cents.

11~in rnrorehowt sare3l:30 pTimes for showings are 3 :30, 6 an d

8 p .m .

Corning attractions include "Of Mic eend Men" and "Great Expectations ."

IFC . Administration

Reveals New SlateNew officers of the Inter-fraternit y

Council were released today by To mGray, out-going vice-president of th ecommlittee.

Leading the Council is Al Goldsmith ,of Zeta Beta Tau . Harry Bell of ZetaPsi is vice-president .

Secret ary is Chuck Tears of BetaTheta Pi ehiic Dave Hummell of Ps iUlniloe is treasurer.

ELECTION PROMISE

"If honorable members cannot par -take of innocent refreshment in thi s

house, then it becomes obvious that

government has no intention of carry -

ing out its election promise to liber-

alize our liquor laws," he stormed .

Government, after being harasse d

and heckled throughout the question

period, finally introduced a bill to re-

place the present DVA scheme with

a similar scheme for non-veterans ,

'COMRADE'Rising to lambaste the bill, CCF

leader, Joe Lotzkar, began "Comrade ,

Speaker . .

He was cut short by Mr. Speaker

who demanded an immediate apology

for use of "Comrade .' '

"Very well,' said Lotzkar, "I thoughtfor a moment you were one of our

boys made good . ""Any further remarks and you wil l

be removed from the house" Youngretorted .

'Twain Classes

Admission Tests

To Be Given

Pre-Med Students

Medical College Admission

Tests will be given to UBC pre-

medical students May 13 .Descriptive folder and application

forms may be received from Dr . W .G. Black at the counselling bureau ,Hut M 7 .

REV. J. EDWIN ORR will be fea-tured speaker at the Varsity ChristianFellowship Spring Series February27 to March 3. With a topic of 'Dyn-amic Faith or Atomic Fear,' Rev . Orrrecently came from University ofWashington campus where he drew acapacity crowd .

FEBRUARY DVA cheques will beissued in the Armories March 2 and3 from 9 :30 a .m. to 4:30 p.m. Vet-erans with surnames from A to Macwill receive cheques Thursday, and'those from N to Z may pick them upFriday .

sFCURLING CLUB meeting„wil1, be

held rl.day, February 24 at 12 :30 p .m .in Hut B 4 . All members are requestedto turn out .

REGULAR TESTIMONIAL meetingof Christian Science Organization wil lbe held Friday at 12 ;30 p .m. in Art s207 ,

BOTANICAL GARDEN SOCIETYwill present Dr. A. F. Barre, speakin gtm a "Horticulturist's Sightseeing, "12:30 p .m. today in Applied Science 102.

Some students would like to kno w"What Happened

to theJoker's Club? "

How about some information fo rsame fellow Jokers. Phocte Cherr y8797 .

$7000 in Scholarships

No. 53

Sfraifh, Wismer Support UBC

Attempt for New Arrangements

An amendment to the Motor Vehicle Act is being aske dby Student Council in an effort to aid American

. -

studying at UBC .Last fall, an Arerican student pro -

tested loudly that the B .C. Police off-ice on the campus told him he woul dhave to get a B.C. license for his car ,which was then carrying a Californi alicense. Basis of this complaint wasthat Canadian Students are not force dto take out American licences whenthey attend universities across theline .

Ubyssey Staffers

Rally in Aid of

Engineer Cause

Up in Little Mountain Camplast evening, there was a girl.l3he is a very pretty girl, But ,the sad part of our story Is *Stthis pretty, brunette girl witscrying.

,That pretty, brunette, crying gir l

was Mrs. Cy White, And Mrs. Whitethe pretty brunette, dying dirt, Macrying for a very special reason.

On the eve of the final instalmentof he Engineer's Ball, "Behind010Red Curtain," Mr . (using the bumloosely, of course) White turned de.iserter .ALL NOT LOST

But all was not lost.Rallying to the cause, and return•

Ing favor Engineers so recently *reformed for the Ubyssey staff, metn •bere of the Publications Board Im-mediately joined the search for mtsa•ing personnel

It had been suggested that theMining Persons Bureau be mutilate dand put on the job. Ubysseyip-Chief Jim Benham, said, hoWiier,"Tell the Engineers not to worry . Mymen and I will rescue the slltuati si7

And with these remarks, Benham andhis staff proceeded on a city-widesearch to recover .the mining MSboss .LATE REPORT

Late reports from reliable source sindicate that White was seen onGeorgia Street, with a blond undereach arm, and trying to book as lifeconspicuous as possible.

Following up this had, plebeianimmediately took up pursuit of themissing White ,

It was realized that White wad anextremely important cos in the "Bed "machine, and Engineers' Ball wouldnot be able to function without thepresence of their president.STILL ON LOOSE

It appeared that someone bad strip-ped the gears of the Engineers' mach-ine,

But White was still on the loose.Remaining confident of success In

their search, the newasnen proceededin order that White may not shirkhis duties.

And success was achieved.As had been reported, White was

carrying two blondes . But what wa seven more shameful, he was carryin ga load .

Unavailed, Benham and his stalewarts dragged the (Ugh!) EUS chief-tain to the Commodore Cabaret, (Tha twas where the Ball was being held .)SHAMEFUL

It was shameful, but Ubyssey staf-fers could take it . White was forcedto take up where his buddies had left

Student Opinion

°H'

.And the pretty, brunette, cryingRetains Holidays

girl was still crying.WINNIPEG—(CUP)-4itr5ults of a Certain members of the Lawyers '

student opinion poll at University of faculty assured Mrs . White that canMn :titoba thrive forced the adminisitra• would be properly handled .Lion to retain the mid-term holiday,

Pubsters modestly accepted thank sFebruary 23-27. _

,- of the Engineers,

Plan

scholastic standing . Awards entitl ea receipt of $400 a year until a Bach -el tee, degree is received, but will na tbe granted for longer than five years .

It is required that candidates fo rthese scholarships have an 80 percentaverage, or a standing in the top 1 0percent in the faculty in which the yare registered .

Application forms are available a tthe office of the Dean of Administra-tive and Inter-faculty Affairs, andwill nut txr accepted later than May 31 .

By ANN LANGREIN

Belching fire and fumes, growling ferociously, and chasin gevery comely co-ed on campus, a tiger from the "Ark" took overUBC at noon yesterday .

D .T . udibly from away back stud- Jane Austen Nove ldered audibly as the awesome critter

stalked the campus, grunting what II

cut sounded

laterU

t oo

be " on ll ya pl but turned Filmsoc Productio na plea for Noah ,

the tiger's keeper .

Reports floodi : .g Ubyssey offices des-

cribebd the beast as about six-foo t

ten, close to 250 pounds, age 22. Excep t

for those Breen-ghwing eyes, he wa s

McGill Students ApproveThree Dollar Fee Hike

Students at McGill have voted to raise student fees $3 atthe first open meeting of the SEC this term .

no the right-wads of the Dominion, "added the speaker.

. BUDGETS SLASHE D

Situation would he remmedied to aem . tein extent by the proposed addi-

liew to the funds of the Student' s

Scclel,v . Other activities sufferin g

from a Ink of funds were the campu s

elides which had their budgets re-

dried, semelinu't by 50 to 60 percent.Relwetontatit'n at student confer =

antes wet ;Me) .if l' eeted hr the lack iof funds es was The Deify whic hit =tot }yin ;t five weeks t irl) this yea rfeu

lemon .

DARING PROPOSALTory spokesman Ian Seymour blasted

the government for "daring to propose

that we waste the taxpayers' money i n

sending thick-skulled young idiots

to college where they will only in-

dulge in childish pranks. ""They will probably wind up i n

Mock Parliament, and that will be

the end,' he concluded .

LPP leader, Jack Howard denounced

the bill as "dirty class legislation . "

"The bill provides that student s

must have a 65 percent. average. Thi sis idocy. Everyone knows 65 percentis impossible, The government is ob-viously discriminating in favor of the

genius class , " he protested .

IIALF-WAY MEASURESEducation bill was followed by a

Progressive Conservative Bill to mak e

cruelty legal grounds for divorce ,

BI II carried a rider guaranteein gautomatic unemployment insuranc e

for all private detectives and youn g

ladies "commonly referred to as a

'woman unknown to the petitioner.'"

Liberal Minister of National De -fence, Alistair Fraser layed into th e

bill charging it was "a reactionar yTory half-way measure . "

He urged alai abolition of families .Following debate on divorce, edu-

cation bill wag; removed from the

table and brought' up for a vote.Final vale vnr; 25-22 against th e

the Liberek, and CCF'ers and Torie saevernntent ulh 1'P' .rs voting wit h

i solidly oppt sod ,

Parliamentary Procedur eFeatures Riotous Horse-Play' By LES ARMOU Rbright pink CCF'ers combined Tuesday, to heave Liberal Moc kbright pink CCFer 's combined Tuesday to heave Liberal Moq kParliament government right out of office .Riotous horse-play began when PC's led by Marshall Bray appeare din the house dressed in tails, stripe dtrousers, top hats, armed with longstogies and copies of the Financia lTimes, and triumphantly bearing agallon jug of bright red wine.

JUG OUSTEDMr. Speaker, Rod Young, forme r

CCF MP for Vancouver Centre, staredicily at the Tories and ordered th eSergeant-at-Arms to remvoe the jug .

Bray immediately jumped up fromthe opposition front bench andlaunched vehement protest against thi s"hideous violation of civil liberties. "

Motor Vehicle AmmendmentAimedAt ArnericanAssistance

MAIN DEMAND ', Main demand of the belief, copiesof which have been sent to the Hon .W. T. Stealth, Provincial Ministerof Education. and the I'Don. Gordon

Wismer, provincial a*torneygenera lis that Section VII of the Adt, whichstates that any vehicle brought int oi he province for a period of more thansix months must be registered withthe B.C. Motor Vehicle BBranrh ,

Brief asks that the Lieutenant-Governor-in-Council make reciproca larrangements t~'1h Mdtor vehiclebranches in other provinces and theUnited States to insure that non-resi-dent students will be exempted,CHECK-UP .

Constable J . Dowling of the B .C.Police office on the campus stated tha tup to December 7, 1949, thirsty-sevencheck-up slips had been lasted toowners of out-ofeprovinee ears . Ofthese, twenty had so far obtained B.C .license plates . Number includes bothfaculty and ,eturdent ears .

Le leers received from Mr. Stealthand Mr . Wisner indicate that bothare interested in the matter and wil ldiscuss it to see if any action. can betaken.

'No Name' Dance

Issues Last Cal l

It's the last call !These were the last words received

by The Ubyssey from officials spon-soring the "Dance With No Name."

Committee representative 'did de-vulge certain ,information, however .

Dance, which is a contest in itself ,will be held Saturday evening inBrock Lounge, and tickets for theaffair may be purchased in AlmaMater offices at fifty cents per man ,or woman .

Music will be to the tune of Keith%teen's orchestra, and, said the re -presentative, "The fun starts at nine ."

CLU, UN, CCF Hold

Mass 'Bill' Meet

Civil Ltbeeties Union, United Na-tions Club, ,and CCF club will holda mass meeting in Arts 100 at 1210p.m. today to sponsor a resolution ad-vocatiog a provincial Mill of rightswhich will give equal rights to al lpersons, regardless of race, color, cree dor national origin .

Grant McNeill, Director of Publi cResearch Bureau will speak on thetopic before resolution its presented .

Final decision is to be sent to th eB.C. premier and members of th eLegislature for approval .

EUS Boss

Deserts

Wile, Ball

Spencer Initiates Benefitl Mr. Chris Spencer, former ownerof a country-wide chain ,of depart -

; rnont stores, has set up a student bcure -fat organization in B .C. which wil lgrant stholtnships totalling $7,375 .

This is the first foundation of it skind in tarnish Columhia .

Awards will be given under twocategories, one cf which will givefifteen scholarships at $225 each . Thesewill supplenunt the $175 grants nowoffered by the university, increasing

each scholarship to $100.Two of ;be awards will be given t o

the two top university stuckmts i nthe province, and ,he remaining thir-teen wil go to winners in designate dgeographical areas .

Second eattgory includes two secol-am :shipe, each with a maximum valu eof $2000 .

Winners will be chosen oe basis o fleadership and extra-curricular par-

iC:ciputtion as well as the necessary

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, February 24, 1950

The UbysseyMember Canadian University Press

Authorized as Second Class Mail, Post Office Dept ., Ottawa . Mail Subscrlptlona-$2,06 per year.Published throughout the university year by the Student Publications Board of the Alm a

Mater Society of the University of British Columbia .Editorial opinions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of The Ubyssey and not

necessarily those of the Alma Mater Society nor of the University.Offices in Brpck Hall . Phone ALma 1624

For display advertising phone ALma 325 3EDITOR-IN-CHIEF JIM BANHAMMANAGING EDITOR : CHUCK MARSHALL

GENERAL STAFF : CUP Editor, Merry MacDonald ; News Editor, Art Welsh ; Features Editor ,Vie Hay; Sports Editor, Ray Frost ; Women's Ldiior, Shirley Finch ; Editorial Asst, Les.Armour ,

City Editor This Issue: RON PINCHI NAssocfate Editor: IRIS SANDERSON

In lhis Ganef

by jam banham

A Deserving Grou pUBC's film festival, unique in Canada ,

deserves the whole-hearted support of th ecampus .

the motion picture represents a grea tstride forward in man's development of artforms. It, unlike older mediums, enables u sto look at life directly . It utilizes both visua land audio approaches.

Unfortunately its potentialities are, asyet, unexplored . We have only scratched thesurface of the medium—and our scratch hasgouged only the recreational field ,

There is, however, much valuable expeni-mentation being carried on. The purpose o fthe film festival is to gather together as muc hof this experimental material as is possible .

utility NecessaryThis week, the Civil Liberties Union, th e

United Nations Club, and the Student CCF

'Club will hold a mass meeting to urge the

passing of a Provincial Bill of Rights ensuring

oemplete equality for all citizens regardless

of race, creed, or political opinion.

That such a bill is obviously necessaryeis dearly demonstrated by the nasty mess

created over the Gordon Martin case. It isfurther re-enforced by the various hideousracial . discrimination clauses found in prop-

When a certain philosophy student-edi-torial writer-columnist gets hold of a spot o nthis page now and then, he discusses, ponders ,probes and jabs at and generally abuses wha tare called Vital Questions of the Day .

Today we take up Vital Answers to Ques-tions We Made Up Ourselves Because IfsEasier That Way .

Question: What can be done about th efood in the Caf? It's not fit for pigs .

Answer: We should get some that is .Question : Shouldn't the Women's Under-

graduate Society try to get more clubs forwomen ?

Answer : Personally I do not believe i nclubs for women . I use the back of my hand .

Question: How do you get a date with abeautiful woman ?

Answer: Personally I am not disloyal en-ough to want a date with a beautiful woman .I go out with UBC girls .

Question: Do you think Canada wouldbe safer for us if we shot all the Communists ?

Answer: It would not be democratic t oshoot people because of their political beliefs .We should hang them.

Question: Les Armour wrote a series ofarticles entitled Can Education Save Us? Do

you believe it can ?Answer: Personally I have not had time

to 'give the subject much serious thought sinc e

a

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erty deeds and by the idiotic behaviour o f

certain downtown hotels, restaurants, and

barber shops .If democracy is to mean anything at al l

we must ensure, above all, equality of treat -

ment for all citizens ,It is obvious that present provisions fo r

equal treatment are wholly inadequate, ABill of Rights, is therefore in order .

The Ubyssey sincerely hopes that everygroup on the campus will get behind the mass

meeting .

Mr. Armour 's first column appeared . I havebeen concentrating on What Can Save U s

from Les Armour ?Question : Don ' t you think the Publica-

tions Board should abandon its present poli-cies and produce a real student newspaper ?

Answer: That is hard for me to say, as Ido not know any real students .

Question : Do you think the modernwoman is selfish, conceited and vain ?

Answer: I agree with you that women trytoo hard to be like men .

Question: Do you think bridge-playing .should be allowed in the Cal ?

Answer: Yes; It is probably healthier thaneating .

Question: What type of students shouldhe kept out of sororities ?

Answer: Male students .'Question : What can I do to avoid bein g

destroyed by the H-bomb ?Answer: Do not. be around where it goes

off .Question: What is the cause of the presen t

r i sing unemployment ?Answer: Too many people are out o f

work ,Question: Do you find it hard to explain

your column to your critics .Answer: That is not as hard as tryin g

to explain it to my friends .

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Students and impartial observers who

took in the Musical Society's production of

Tom Jones last week were liable to come

away so charmed by the music that they

missed'the obvious deficiencies that character-

ized the performance .

Si' Edward German, who composed the

music, managed to imbue it with a lightness

and a charm that are hard to match. But it

was all too obvious that the people who did

the casting for the production were more

interested in having a competent voice sing-

ing, than they were in making the musica l

comedy a well integrated whole.

The tendency in this form of theatre

today is to choose dramatic artists first ,and

then go on to their qualifications as a singer' ;

But in Tom Jones most of the actors who

were forced to take speaking parts sounded

stilted and out of character . All too often the

actors made distinctions between their func-

tions in the performance. They threw off

their characters when they sang and resume d

them when the song was over and thus

sacrificed a verisimilitude which could have

been present had they some speech training.

Milla Andrew as Sophia, the herottee, was

•i he outstanding performer with Hank Naylor

AS Parltridge, a quack country doctor . Miss

Andrew has a professional air to her singing

and she managed to make up for some of

her glaring acting deficiencies by her polish-

ed singing: Hank Naylor is a natural comed-

ian and his singing of the song "A Person of

Parts," was a standout of the show .

Miss Rita Loiselle deserves some com-

ment for her performance as Honore, mai d

to Sophia. She has a pleasant manner and a

A Good Point

Edit:or, Dear Sir :

We regret that The Ubyssey has net t

yet seen fit to comment oe the recen t

)erformancee of the operetta "Tom

Janes," which was presented on the

ermine February 14, 15, 16, 17 and 16 .

This is all the mere surprising deice

both audiences and The Vancouver

papers seem Ito have found the show

most enjoyable at:d of a high stand -

red. Tickets were forwarded to The

tlbyssey for th,e performance of

Thursday, February 16 .

Surely one of the major and mor e

colorful events of the academic year

deserves more con,icl :rationthan this ,

Among thea'rical groups considerabl e

oi ortanee is attached to reviews .

It ,is also lamentable that The Uby -

s'ey has been unable "due to its de -

pleted cut budget" to publish ally

photographs in any way touch' g on

the cperetta, as has been don e in the

1- est . That was a most tasteful 9isula v

of legs appearing over the masthea d

c' last Friday's issue ,

We shall hope that our friendly

rivals will have more success in this

respect when production dates fo r

"An Inspector tills" approaches .

Yours sincerely ,

EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE

UrSeersilty Musical Society .

Obligation

Editor, Dear Sir :

I feel obligated to answer the lei t it

rf Mr. Henry Wilde .published t, your

raper on Tuesday, February 14 . Many

eople who did not hear my speech on

February 3, if they read i h,i a letter ,

may get an impression that I am an

anti-se :v.itia' and that my address wa s

cnti-somi;ie . I wrt te'this letter to ex-

plain that I am not anti•semitic and

when I speak about Jews, I speak with

the same feeling as when I speak o f

Germans, English, French, Russian

or those of my own race,

,DR. H. B. HAWTHORN will ad -

dress the UBC historical society on

Wed , - esday, March left in Me n 's Loun -

ge, Brock .t 7 :30 p .m. Subject of hi s

address "A pastern of Political Change

in South Amer All interested

;duel :r°' will be welcome .

PRE-MUDS:Norrina ;ions for the pro -

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Brot h , s at the beginning of March .

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sweet voice but she had nervous habit of

playing with her skirt which sometimes mad e

the spectator uneasy, She also pinches of f

her top notes as though she were afraid to

open her throat and throw them out .

George Jones, as the Hero, Tom, has a

good voice hut only during the singing of a

military song did he succeed in bellowing

loud enough to make himself liked. His acting

motions ofi the stage are too restrained and

where he should have flung his arms to attract

attention he seemed a little afraid of em-

barn/ sing himself,

The Musical Society may have chosen a

middle of the road production to satisfy a

lot of people, I don't know, but this year's

performance will certainly not put them on

1 he map as a group to contend with. Aside

from the music, the rest of the performanc e

was rather colorless .

No one will deny that the Musical Societ y

is necessary on the campus as a training

ground for singers and musicians. But surely

they can experiment a bit and use material

somewhat more modern.

It would he a good idea for the Society

to investigate the possibility of staging some-

thing like "The Boys from Syracuse" or

"South Pacific" Not that I recommend these

two for performance, but only as examples.

Something more modern is definitely in order

though.

* * *

Odeon Theatres have brought "Quartet, "

a collection of four Somerset Maugham short

stories on film back to town . It's playing at

the Park Theatre in South Cambie and is ,

well worth the price of admission and a tramp

across the city to see .

LAST INTER -

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It is hoped that if enough people can be

brought to a realization of vast untapped re -

sources of the cinema, the public will deman d

that commercial entertainers and producer s

of educational films will be forced to stretc h

their imaginations .The festival has been remarkably well

handled, Nation Film Board's productions

"Fiddle Dee Dee" and "Begone Dull Care" .

and the Jewish government ' s "Rhythm of a

City" stand out as some of the best shorts w e

have seen .The Fine Arts Committee, Norman Bar-

ton and the Extension Department, and th e

score of film producers who made the sho w

possible have done the university and th e

province a great service .

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Notices

Letters To The Editor

When I mentioned that two partisaa

leaders were Jews, I also men!ti,one d

the third who was a Hungami'ian . I

did not think that all Jews or Hung-

arians were communists . I only em-

phasized the fact that the Partisan

leaders were not Yugoslays.

Had I the intention to speak against

the Jews. I could say much more than

that. Was not Karl Marx a Jew ,

Trotsky and Litvinov In Russia, Got -

weld ,in Cxechoslovakia, Ana Pauker

in 'Rumania and Rakoskj in Hungary

are Jews and are, or were, leading

Communists . Bella Ken, the leader

of the communist revolution in Hung-

ary after World War 1 was also a Jew .

These are facts that no-one studying

Marsden will argue about .

However, that has nothing to d o

with the Jew eh people and nobod y

should say or think all Jews are com -

munists . The Jews have been free i s

Yugoslavia and have the same rights

and privileges as anyone has had.

As far as the Serbian people are con -

cerned, I cannot tell everyone that

we did not in any way participate in

the extermination of the Jews . I would

be very glad to hear from Mr. Wilde

of any case where the Mihallovloh

Che' :niks cr any Serbians have killed

a Jew except if he was a communist

partisan ftght1ng against thorn.

Mr. Wilde said that I was using

unjustifiable emotional phrases, but

it seems to me that he is more erne

rtional than I . I mentioned two men

who happened to be Jewish and left

the Jewish people out of the discuss-

ion . Mr. Wilde attacks me without any

reason .

I can understand Mr . Wilde's bitter-

ness. There is not very much pleasure

to live in th•s world when it produces

such men as Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini

and Tito. The world which is able to

produce such men is able to look at

their crimes. But why make the bit-

terness more bitter ?

Let us forget this argument Mr.

Wilde. Let us be good friends and

work for love, tolerance, and peace

among all peoples . Believe me when

I say I have nothing against your

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Friday, February .24, 1950

Woman's Pagewomen 's editor

shirley finch

Photo bu oe QuailWUS AND WAA EXECUTIVES are busily getting ready fornext year's activl'ties, .The girls are expecting an eventful yea rfor the women on the campus . Standing, left to right, they are :Shirley Malcolmson, Nonie Donaldson, Mimi Wright and Dian aBancroft . Sitting are Sally Heard, Diana Cox, Eleanor Nyholm,and Barbara Schrodt .

.wUSA ncSWAAVotNew Executive Crew

At a general WUS-WAA meeting in the Auditorium o nWednesday, February twenty-first, the minor positions for th etwo organizations were elected .

Carol McKinnon handed the chair 4

over to Mltrii Wright, new WAA presi- ' w ished success to Nonie Donaldson ,

new WUS president . Notie conductedthe meeting and asked for nomina-tions for honorary president and vim -

president of the organizaton. Dean

Mawdsley and Dr . Ha'llimore were ac -corded the respective post :ions.

Sally Heard will be vice-president ,and after closely contested nominationsDiane Cox was elected secretary andShirley Malcolmson treasurer of WUSnext year . With such energetic staffs ,WUS and WAA may look forward t oa good season in 1950.51 ,

Busy WliirlFor GreeksAs Social ,Season Hereings are reaching a new hig hthese days as the various groutn eare having their spring formals .

Beta Theta Pi, Phi Kappa Pi, an d

Zeta Psi fraternities have had thei r

seasonal affairs and there are man y

more of these to come. Kappa Sigm a

holds theirs on Tuesday at the Roof .

Alpha Delta Phi will be farmallin g

soon also.

Alpha Phi sorority will hold their

annual Mother and Daughter tea a tthe Faculty Club on Sunday. Receiv-ing are Mrs. S . M. Gibson, presidentof the Mothers' Club; Mrs . J . J . John -son, and Miss Jean Umpleby, presi-dent of the active chapter. Pourii,g

are Mrs. W. R. Bucknall, Mrs, J .G .B .

Mowatt, Mrs . T . Kilpatrick , M •s G .A .

Umpleby, Mrs . E. W . Baxter, Mrs .W . Forbes, Mrs. N.G .B. Burley, an dMiss Joyce Anderson, president o fthe alumnae group. Serving are MissConnie Holmes, Miss Joan Wilcox ,Miss Loni Francis Miss Billie Wald : ;,, go to Seattle for the Northwest AreaMiss Faye Nelson, Miss Dorothy Mc- finals in the international contes tMahon, Miss Rill Blatchford Mis ' some time in the early future. TheAudrey Gilbert, and Miss Kay Wood- j Sweetheart will be presented with ahead. , compact with the Sigma Chi crest

Kappa Alpha Theta sorority is haw and engravings.

Feminine, (harmsFor C!,tincd act .

i3y JOAN FRASER

Three active/and popular girls will represent the campu swomen on Cou4il this year, Although there are only three as

, compared to 144 year's five girl Councillors, they represen tmany phases o on and off-campus activity .

Vivacious Jo- nne Strun just el•A,ofter the benefit of her first handected secretgryf of the Alma Mate rSociety, will /probably prove to beone of the tveliest secretaries th eCouncil ha ever had . Peppy and en -thusiastic bout her new job, she say sshe is ling forward to her dutiesof next ear .

Jo-Apne is a graduate of Lord BYng,Someiof her main interests this yea rhave)been with NFCUS, of whichshe has been secretary . She explainedsome of the ins and outs of thatorganization, which is concerned withthe activities of students across Can-ada, and promotes student exchange sbetween universities.

Ai the general WUS-WAA meetinghel in the Auditorium Wednesday ,February 21, Nonie Donaldson, presi-dent-elect of the Women's Under-gradttgte Society, was handed herrobes of office. She took over themeeting as the fleet of her new res -ponsibilities for the year .

"I was very exalted and thrilledto get in and I hope I can maintai nthe high shires set by the previousWUS President:;" said Nonie in on ebreath as she was asked how shefelt about the el ection . Judging bythe previous standards she herselfhas obtained in nearly fields of ,girls 'work, she will be leery successful .Right now she is actively engaged i nYW and Church work, and is on thePhrateres executive out here.

Nonie, a very attractive , short-haire dgirl, hopes to do social wslcrk, special-iting in younger girls' fields . Righ tnow she has managed t4, sandwichthree years work Into t'wo which sh eadmits has kept her pretty busy, I tdoesn't seem to have alttected herliveliness, however, and , WWI willhave a very capable girl .to managenext year's activities,

iThe 1950-51 President o2 Women'sAthletics is Mimi Wright,' who willbe in fourth year PhyiI

Jl$es-tion next year . She will " able to

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dent, after asking the girls far mor e

active support of the athletic pro -

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was this years faculty representativ eon WAA, would be asked to continu eIn this positic.r, for the year 1950-51 .

Barbara "Bin" Sehredt was electe d

vicepry:dent of WAA, and El :anerNyholm was chosen as secretary fo rthe year.

-Following these elections, Eilee n

Moyds took over ithe meeting, an d

Fraternity and sorority de-<> .

its annual formal this evening,

Their patrons are : Mr, and Mrs •

Bruce Hoffineister, Mr . and Mrs. J .

Smith, Mr. and Mrs . O. Lynde, and

Mr and Mrs, Bertram F. McEacheran ,

Many out-of-town Thetas en , goingto be on hand for the party .

Delta Kappa Epsilon fra''etnity i s

also holding its formal tonight. It wil l

take place at Tara and =eke thefirst anniversary of the grru ;, on th e

campus. The Seattle chapter is visit-ing for the occasion and congratu-lations have been ,received from al l

over the continent, notably from Dea n

Atcheson, Secretary of State of theU .S . and the U.S, Secretary of theArmy and the Secretary of the Air .Prominent alums are going to add

their presence to the formal also .Sigma Chi's famous Sweetheart con -

test will come to an end on Tuesdayevening when the Sweetheart Is an-ncunced at their formal . It will behc!d at the Mayfair Room in theHctel Vancouver. The winner will

YOU'LL BE GLAD TOMORROW-YOU SMOKE D

PHILIP MORRIS 40*

of this organization. Her favorites inathletics are tennis and swimming.

But Mimi Is not only outstanding i nthat field . Scholarship problems whic hseem to nag many of the very activ egirls in the campus are not in Mimi 'srecord, in fact she has won tw oscholarships . As trumpet player inthe University Orchestra she is well-known in musical circles at UBC.

Phrateres FormalDreamers Holiday

"A Dreamer's Holiday" Gs the themefor Phreteres annual spring formal onFebruary 28. Decoraltions in a dreammotif will follow the words of thesong as Phratoreans gather for thislooked-forward-to party.

formal . They are Was Virginia Polain ,Miss Doreen Allbrecht, Miss MargaretWilkins, and Miss Molly Mergens .

Al MaiMillien's Orchestra will sup-ply the music from 91 to 1. Sub chap-ters are holding pre-dance parties.

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YOUNG MAN'S "BE-BAP"

Once again, red returns as

the new spring color, ushered

in in a blaze of glorious shades .Again, fashion-wise co-eds will tak e

advantage of the red family tree,

from deepest pink to the deepes tburgundy.

Whether it be rose% flamingo, scar -let, fuschia, cherry, or just plain red ,there is a shade for each and everyone of us, blonde, brunette, redhead,alike .

Materially speaking, red is repre-

sented in every fabric imaginable :

silk, cotton, linen, worsteds, for thi s

season when clothes are definitel y

feminine — for the well-dressed look .

And figuratively speaking, picture

yourself in spring's most radiant shade ,

in made-to-order or smartly tailoredsuits . Take your choice of silhouettes,

long or short, loose or fitted jackets ,

full or pencil slim skirts . Once youget your dress, suit or coat in red ,picture the white accessories in a hat ,blouse, shoes, handbag, or a scarf

that will give a finished look to you r

spring outfit,

VERSATILITY IN REDSIn a softer hue, spring's most popu-

lar color Is expressive yet delicate i n

is fashion

By JACKIE HARTT

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Choosing of Phrateres sweethear twill be the high point of the even- the after-glow of evening — exultant ,

ing, of the thirteen original candidates, stimulating in the daytime business

four final competitors will vie for world. Dramatic in red as sharp an d

the honor of being sweetheart of the clear as a winter's night, exotic i n

the warmth of rose.

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Friday, February 24, 1950

SPORTS EDITOR RAY FROST

Chaeolate centre is seven foot Helen'streamline' Smith, who has seen herteam through many victories .

On the home front, league winningThunderettes hold 'Eleanor Nyhol mand Minu'i, Wright as their two mostoutstanding players . Girls held a sea -son long winning streak this year,only slipping down at the last minut eto lose Inter A finals to Majorettes .

After their appearance here, thecoeds will travel to Blaine, wherethey will play that same night . Theirrecord throughout the past numberof years has consisted of only a fe wmeasley losses in their 500 games .

Chocolate girls favor the betters ,but taprrunnIng Thunderettes havevowed to give them a run for theirmoney .

Negro femmes are noted far thei rability to produce top rate exhibitio ngames . They have travelled through-out Nor' h America .

Laithwaite Watching- Boys Closely

`To Pick Team for California Tri pRugger coach Albert Laithwaite will be pitting the sam e

;`team against Vancouver Reps tomorrow as he used in the Stan -ford series in an all out attempt to take the second McKechni e

•Cup game of the year .WI th evidence that Vancouver Rep s

are a stronj team, Laithwate 's de-

cision is nut surprising . The fifteen

used in the Stanford series mace a

good showing, especially winger JackSmith who was moved to startin g

resider s in place of Witherspoon ,

Aely team which Laithwaite decided

to pint into play would have been

able to hold their own against Reps

but the showing that the present fif-teen made against the Indians is th e

reason why UBC has been given a

slight edge for tomorrow 's meet ,

LATHAM CARRIES LOA D

Much of the load tommorow w„:1 1

fall in three-liner Russ Latham whocontributed 14 points in the secon d

Indian game last Saturday.

If Latham's toe is in goad shape ,

he should account for a good per-

', cettl',.ge of the total score.

Scrum is almost a cinch to get th e

ball eult to serum half John "Junior"

Tennant after their success at pushin g

around the Stanford scrum whic houtweighed them by nearly ten poundsper mao .

Added weight and drove of Austip

Taylor Jr, in the scrum should be

I enough to give the 'Birdmen an edg e

over, the Vancouver team .

CALIFORNIA NEX TLaithwtatl : now has tle added

prtblem of picking the team to go

to California with him for their first'game March 7 against University ofCalifornia .

Twenty-three players, manager,

coach and trainer will make the tri p

by plane for she three-game stay i nthe land of eternal sunshine .

Laithwaite would like to tak e

about 28 players with him if he could ,

thinle ng back to the number of mem-bers who got hurt last year.

With the lower limit imposed on

ward John Southcott who will him, the coach might base his choices

on the performances of the team fntomorrow's rugby fixture.

Anyway it is looked at, the game i sa natural, guaranteecd to he good .

Tickets on sale at the door only .

Preli m

Braves-YMCA G oAgain SaturdayIn Playoff Til t

Brave hoopers battle agains tthe YMCA quintet in the thirdgame of their Intermediate Aplayoffs Saturday night at KingEdward', Gym at 7 :45 p.m. as aprelimii(iary to the Clttverleaf -EagletirO game .

Coach Penn's charges lost the firs tgame of theta finals last Monday nigh tin a faa moving overtime tilt by onlytwo points, the Y team outlastin gthe stud Ynts for a 50-48 count .

In latt t night's fixture at the Kin g

Ed Gy , Braves evened the series bytalfirg e Y cagers 52-49 in a closefought contest .

Saturday night's contest will be oneof the tmore important games in theInter A setup this year, both team sneedint the win .

Baseball Nine Debut

WithUW OnApril't

Anderson 's Boys Play Two Gam e

Series in Capilano Band Box

UBC's new baseball team makes its Vancouver debu t

early in April when they play a two-game exhibition series

against University of Washington Huskies .

UW and UEC will play oe AprilNOTICE

Swimming Club practice scheduled

afar Monday, February 27 has been

cancelled .Practices will resume the following

Monday, March 6 .

Friday, April 7 is a holiday, allowin gstudents to come out to the firs tgame, and the following match o nr'aturday is sure to be a success.

Thunderbirds will have a long lay-off between their last exhibitioi gam eand their first Conference game onMay 1 .

Final exams are officially over o nApril 29, giving the 'team little tim eto get into shape after the end of thei rtests.

That, combined with the fact tha tall UBC's games are double headersmaking a large pitching staff nec-essary, may cause the 'Birdmen trou-ble in their first few games .

Ope,er is against St . Martins wh owon't rate too high in the league, an dthat should help out 'the locals .

SEEING ACTION with the

Thunderbird cagers for the

last time this season is for -

be in 'the lineup against Pacifi c

Lutheran tomorrow evening i nthe last Evergreen Conference

tilt for UBC .

ame Team That Beat StanfordGoing I omorraw /against peps

MCKECHNIE CUP TICKET SON SALE AT DOOR QNLY

Tickets for the McKechnie Cup game i n

Stadium Saturday between Thunderbirds and V tReps will only he on sale at the ticket office in th e

Prices ' of the ducats, for what has been called "the

rugger game of the year," are 75 cents for general pt itblic ,50 cents for students, with privilege passes getting student sin free .

No seats are reserved, so first come, first served .

the UBCneouver

tadium .

Thunderbird Cage GalsFace (hoc Coeds Tuesday

World famous negro cagettes the "Chocolate Co-eds" wil l

play UBC's Thunderettes in a noon-hour exhibition at Varsit y

gym February 28 .Forming the female equivalent o f

Harlem Globe Treaters, the southerngirls are undefeated by any othe r

colored team . One of their most fre-quent pastimes is to play against wel lknown male teams, many of which

they have beaten.

and 8 at Cepflane Stadium, scene o f

all of the Thunderbird's home games

this year .

Coach Jelly Anderson, ex-Husk y

baseball player still Well remembered

for his playing down in Seattle, ar-ranged the match to give his chargessome tough competition before alle yenter in Conference play at the firstof May.

Over a month of practice before thei ropener will give Anderson a goodchance to train the Seam Into a closeworking unit .

The Right Smoke

at the Right Price

for young Men

Light Workout Featur eOf First Grid Practice

American football spring training got under way Wednes-day afternoon when Orville Burke put some thirty-odd hope- 'fuls through a light workout on the Orchard Field sod.Issuing sweaters and pants to his ----”

charges Burke decided to mak e

precedent - setting spring trainin g

prove after a meeting of th :se intevest-

ed in the American game .

the Round u

'Mural Swimmin9Finals Tomorrow

AIRS HOCKEY SATURDAY

Jim Cox, "NW," Western Can-

ada's ace hockey announcer ,

will bring you the Royals' game

8:30 Saturday night on CKNW.

Resting Is More Restful

When You Add Coca-Cola

Turrout tc the practice woe smalle r

than expected but line coach "telly "Anderson feels that if a few mor e

people had known about the meetin g

there would have been a larger grou ppresent.

NEXT PRACTICE TODA Y

Next prect'ce goes tonight at 4p .m. when it is expiated that CoachBurke will put the boys through ap-

proximai ely the same thing as wa s

handed them at the Wednesday prac-tice .

Coordination, balance and driv ewore the k 'ynates of Wednesday' sworkout as a lrir'h ; spring stn sa wline s men gel, g do ugh

manoeuvre., ' h le the F' :iskfie!d boysink nitre hems sin, tvi ;h a chegge-of-pace cxeleir .' introducer) bv No t reDame cn :ich It Leahy and involv-ing rubb e r fires strewn :olund th eplaying field .

Co ;aeh Burhr (id 1\Tnnd iv, Wccl-

tionti y on'I Icriltay' es barn ; work-

out (lets. men" elne ih , n . :t f e w

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SWIMMING FINALS take place a t

the Crystal Pool tomorrow night a t

8 p .m.

Diving eliminations get under way

before the feature starts, commencin gat 7 :40 p.m .

•Admission is 25 cents for the water

fiio+als .

ENTRIES for the coming intramural

softball rounds must be in the offic eof the 'Mural director Dick Penn b y

March 1 . Groups wishing 'to ente r

(cams should submilttheir team ern-try immediately .

Plans for the baseball series ar ethat one loss automatically knock s01St that learn from play .

Three fields are available for thesalll'ball play, and Penn expects aboutthirty teams in cornpctItio1 . All games

will he played at noon hours .

'MURAL BASKETBALI ,

Week of February 27, 195(1

FEBRUARY 27, FIELD HOUSE

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GYMNASIU M

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Vaseline HAIR7'ONIC

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"Pardon me, Mr. Wes. Bang! May I ask t owhat you ascribe your phenomenal success? "

"Sure! A lot of practice"—and et little 'Vaseline 'Hair Tonic every day to 'eh :- 'k' Dry Scalp an d

keep my hair in position . "

Ask for it either way . . , both

Trade-mark( meaty the same thing ,

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'VASELINE' IEI THE REOIYTLRLa TRACE MARA OF THE CHEOEORpUGH MFG, GO, CONa'O .