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IF YOU CANNOT ATTEND A MEETING CALL TREUDIE ON 0414 863 012 or EMAIL [email protected]
The Rotary Club of Ballina Incorporated Po Box 150 Ballina NSW 2478 www.rotaryballina.org
Newsletter of the Rotary Club of Ballina
10th July 2017 Edition 201702
Meeting Notes
DUTY ROSTER 17th July 24th July 31st JulyPRESIDENT
Michael Jones
VICE PRESIDENT
John Anderssen
SECRETARY
Gary Faulks
TREASURER
Bryan Marriott
PRESIDENT ELECT
TBA
CLUB ADMIN
Jenny Hill
SERVICE PROJECTS
John Anderssen
FOUNDATION
Neil Bambrook
PUBLIC RELATIONS
Bruce Bevan
YOUTH
Gary Massie
MEMBERSHIP
Debbie Carter
Sergeant at Arms
Jenny Hill
Bulletin & Web
Bruce Beesley
INFORMATION
www.rotaryballina.org
On Duty Therese Crollick Debbie Carter Jenny Hill
Welcome Guests & All MJ MJ
Introduce Guest Speaker
Thank Guest Speaker N/A MJ MJ
CLUB PROGRAM
17th July Ballina RSL – Board Meeting – Gary Massie 5Min
24th July Ballina RSL – Bryan on Ballina Foundation
31st July Ballina RSL – Assistant Governor Elva Fitzell Visit
7th August TBA
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Meeting Notes
President Michael opened the meeting and welcomed guests Linda & John and made a few announcements:
A new organisational chart showing where everyone slotted in was circulated by email so
everyone could start the year knowing that the ship would be run in an efficient and orderly
manner.
The Ballina-on-Richmond Changeover is on this coming Thursday and a few from our club
will attend.
The Combined Services Club will be winding up and a meeting to sort out the finer detail to be held next week.
President Michael then spoke briefly on some thoughts he had for projects during the year.
Sergeant Session – our second sergeant for the year – Bob – again came well prepared
and put up a good performance. The session was longer than he had predicted, by the time
he dealt with all the fines proposed by other members. Ex Sergeant Eddie even passed a
favourable comment on how the floating Sergeant is working so far.
Heads & Tails – won by Garry M – Gary selected a bottle of Red whilst President Michael
broke out the new pack of cards – unfortunately the card drawn was the 4 of spades.
Reports
Public Relations – Bruce hopes to have something in the Advocate next week.
Youth – Gary has nothing to report just yet.
Membership – Debbie is away.
Administration – Jenny reminded members that unless advised all future meeting will be
at the Ballina RSL.
Service Projects – John looking to do a few BBQ’s this year as well as the possible new
projects on the agenda.
Foundation – Neil went through the information recently sent out by Sue Randel on the
District Grants Annual Report for 2016/17 which highlighted the great work of the
Foundation and the Grants program.
President Michael then closed the meeting.
“Remember the person on duty is the Sergeant for the evening”
A Symphony of Opera" in Lismore
The newly formed committee of the ‘Combined Rotary Clubs of Lismore’ has collaborated with the Lismore Symphony Orchestra, Artist Director Nicholas Routley and 4 fabulous Opera singers to present ‘A Symphony of Opera’ concert on Saturday 22nd July 2017
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were
taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________ _
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
______________________________ _______
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
______________________________ ___
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
______________________________ _____________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
______________________________ ______
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
______________________________ _____________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
______________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
______________________________ ______________
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
______________________________ _____________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
______________________________ _______
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________ ________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
______________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
______________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________ ________
And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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OLD EXPRESSIONS
"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to
all pee in a pot Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery.
If you had to do this to survive, you were 'piss poor.'
But worse than that were the really poor folks who couldn't
even afford to buy a pot. They 'didn't have a pot to piss in' and
were considered the lowest of the low."
"Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
and they still smelled pretty good by June.
However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of
flowers to hide the body odour.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married."
"Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then
all the other sons and men, then the women, and finally the children.
Last of all the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, 'Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!'"
"Houses had thatched roofs with thick straw-piled high and no
wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get
warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived
in the roof.
When it rained, it became slippery and sometimes the animals
would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, 'It's raining
cats and dogs'
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and
other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top
afforded some protection that’s how canopy beds came into
existence."
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"In old, small villages, local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins
and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying people alive.
So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and
tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night ('the graveyard shift') to listen for the
bell. Thus, someone could be 'saved by the bell,' or was considered a 'dead ringer. Now, whoever said history
was boring?"
This incredible piece about "the way things were" is a great reminder to respect our rich history.
"The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the term, 'dirt poor.' The wealthy had slate floors that would
get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw)
on the floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you
opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood
was placed in the entrance-way. Hence, 'a thresh hold.'" "In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day, they lit the fire and added
things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much
meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the
pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.
Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
Hence the rhyme, 'Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas
porridge in the pot nine days old.' Sometimes they could obtain
pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over,
they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth
that a man could 'bring home the bacon.' They would cut off a little
to share with guests, and would all sit around and 'chew the fat.'" "Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid
content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing
lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so
for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt
bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the
top, or the 'upper crust.'" "Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination
would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and
prepare them for burial
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the
family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if
they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a 'wake.'"