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Love Guru

•The GURU has his own visions and his radical concepts are liked by many

“You can make any girl fall for you”

“There’s nothing like love happens.. You’ve to make it happen”

“There were many beneficiaries…. Let’s look at some of them.. How their love life turned around!!!”

He’s a self-proclaimed “Love Guru”

Here are a few of his “teachings”

Beneficiary 1: “Basheer ikka”

Before After

• Messed up affairs…• 14 missed targets!!!

• “Focused Differentiation!!”

Don’t be over ambitious..

Instead focus!!

Guru

says!!!

Beneficiary 2: “Sugu”

Before After

• Too many targets!!• Extremely low success

rates!

“Strategic Alliances”

U can’t do it alone!!

Guru

says!!!

Strategizing!!

Going out of the way to

form alliances..

Hindustan Motors

Beneficiary 3: “Mishraji”

Before Strategizing!!

• “Zero” conversions!!• Poor hit rate!!

• Practice “hand strengthening” exercises through action songs

• Focus !!

“You should have strong hands!!!”

Guru

says!!!

(Things are not working out for me)

Beneficiary 3: “Mishraji”

After!!

Contd…

Strategizing!!

“Oh Prasoon.. You have such strong

hands!!!” Said by a certain PGP2 girl..*

*(so claims Prasoon.. No one knows the truth)

Yaay!!! A girl likes my hands and

Noufal loves me!! <3 <3

Even joint stock company

failed!!! Did he really get what he wanted??

A closer look at the exercise!

Beneficiary 4: “Paaru”

Before After

• Too many suitors…• Confused!!• Still feel that the Mr. Right

is yet to show up!!

• It’s all about seeing the ‘big’ picture in life

• It’s just a matter of “Perspectives”

Don’t be too focused!! The

right one might be around!!

Guru

says!!!

‘Lungi’ fan club

Many more beneficiaries for his advice… They all changed their

looks to get hitched…

Well, let’s wait and see if the advices worked out!!

He’s a real PAMB ( )

He is notorious for his nocturnal boozing.. And then striking up random conversations with girls with whom he haven’t spoken in his lifetime..

According to him, it’s all “maya”..

Well, only the victims know what he spoke.. ;-)

He even passed out in front of the ladies block, after one such “maya”.. causing panic in the hearts of many!! Well, according to him.. “he was taking care of his devotees”..

But he’s more than just a “love guru”..

He wears this when he’s drunk

Love guru has many secret admirers…

Some of them take advices for even CCS… after all “love is a contemporary concerns”.. Right?? ;-)

“Madhuloka” is where he buys his booze from

He has also killed the hopes of some others.. !

Or Money spent on the “Halwa”is waste!!

A caution to all the admirers..

OrPrevention is better than cure !! ;-)

Because…He’s not just a “love guru” but a “Nityananda”…!!

DATE : 14-03-2013TIME : 00:00

“I hate Hooshing.. You can’t embarrass me on my b’day”