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Anti Poof

Chapter 1 Friday the 13th: The Birth of a little daredevil

"Ante Cozzie! I made pancakes for breakfast!" Anti Wanda called up to her husband, Anti Cosmo. Anti Cosmo was upstairs sleeping in their bedroom, he was sound asleep that he ignored the wake up call.

"Ante Cozzie!" Anti Wanda called again when she didn't see her husband come downstairs.

"Can't it wait?" mumbled a sleepy Anti Cosmo.

'NO! YOU GOT TO COME RIGHT NOW!" Anti Wanda screamed. Anti Cosmo got up real fast. He never herd his wife shout that loud before. Something must be wrong with her1 he thought. He got out of

bed, and rushed out of the room.

He passed by the chamber of decomposing fairy skeletons with insects and cobwebs all over them (He hated the fact that fairies were immortal, and can't die. So the skeletons in there were all fake.) He arrived in the kitchen. Sure enough there was Anti Wanda, frying pan in her feet. She ate the last of

the pancakes.

"Dearest why did you eat all of the pancakes?" Anti Cosmo asked his wife. "I thought there were some for me. That's why you called me DOWN HERE!"

"I's sorry." She replied with pancakes in her mouth. "I's was feeling a little craving!" Anti Cosmo slapped himself on his face with his hand, then he looked up and all around, the kitchen was on fire!

"Quick dreary!" Anti Cosmo panicked. "Get the fire equalizer!" his wife looked at him, and then swallowed.

“Buts won't sat make a bigger fire?" she asked. Anti Cosmo slapped his face again.

"No!" he told her. "A fire equalizer equishes a fire, gets rid of it, poofs it away, makes it disappear, you know!"

"No's I don't!" she said. Anti Cosmo slapped his face, got out their fire equalizer, and put out the fire.

"So that what that thing does!" she said, after he was done and turned it off. "I's thought its was a jet pack!" Anti Cosmo put the "jet pack" on the table, then faced his wife.

"Dearest," he began. "You know that you're not a good cook, actually you're not very good at lots of stuff, honey I love you so but please, from now on let me do the cooking!" She put her hands on her

hips, and narrowed her eyes at him. She looked mad!

"Well maybe I'm not a good cook!" She told him. "But one thing I'm really good at is BEING YOUR IDIOT WIFE!"

"Honey, are you ok?" I mean you're very shout-ish today, is something wrong?

"Nopes! Nevers been better!" her eye was twitching.

"Are you sure?"

'I SAUD THAT I's WAS FINE!"

"Ok, but I can…"

"I'MS FINE! I…" she made a wired face. She tried to cover her mouth, but it was too late, she threw up all over on her husband.

"You's know, I thinks there is something wrong with me. I feel lightheaded and woozy."

"Yuk!" said a disgusted Anti Cosmo. "Ok honey that's it, I'm taking you to see Anti Dr. Rip Studwell right after I clean this mess up! You stay here!" With that he went to the bathroom to take a shower.

When he was all cleaned, he went out. Anti Wanda was gone! He looked franticly for her everywhere. He finally found her in the other bathroom, puking in the toilet. She smiled up at him, he took her by

the hand, wiped her face off with water, then poofed them into the anti doctor's office.

"Oh my gosh! This is mush worse then I thought!" shirked a shock Anti Dr. Rip Studwell. They were all in a small room. Two nurses were by the doctor. Anti Wanda was on a patient bed.

"What is it?" Anti Cosmo asked. "Is she going be ok?" he grabbed the anti doctor by the collar. "Please tell me, is my wife going to be ok?" the anti doctor stepped back from Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda.

"Relax!" he encouraged them. "She's completely fine!"

"Oh goodie!" Anti Cosmo sighed in relief. "Then what the bloody devil frightened you?"

"I'm sorry it's just that…"

"Yeah?"

"Just…"

"Just what?"

"It's just…"

"Come on! Just say it!"

He sighed, and took off his glasses. The anti's in the room leaned in to listen.

"She's pregnant!" Everyone gasped. The anti doctor put his glasses back on.

"Pregnant?" Anti Cosmo asked. "But how is that possible? There's never been an anti baby in over 10,000 years, thanks to that stupid little Cosmo!"

"It's hard to believe but true, that little daredevil will be due in about 5 months!"

"5 months?! Are you kidding me?"

"I'm afraid I'm not joking!"

"Yays! Shouted Anti Wanda, jumping from her bed. "I's gonna be a father!" She danced around the room.

"You mean, I get to deal with her for 5 months?" The doctor nodded sadly.

"Don't fret Cozzie!" Anti Wanda comforted her husband. "It's be fun! It's be a adventure! It's be…" she then threw up once again on her husband. He sighed.

"I can hardly wait!" He said.

5 months later, it was finally time! After some laborious work dealing with Anti Wanda's cravings, mood swings, dizziness, and nausea, the wait was finally over! The date was June 12th! The baby was supposed to be due in one minute at midnight on Friday the 13th! Anti Wanda was in a hospital bed.

Her husband and the anti doctor was floating by her bedside. She was screaming in pain.

"GET IT OUT! She screamed. "OH GOSH, JUST GETS IT OUT!" Then 2 seconds to midnight, the anti doctor lifted his black wand, and poof!

There was now a little anti baby in Anti Wanda's arms. The baby looked exactly like Poof, except he was blue, had bat wings, 2 vampire teeth, had one stand of lighting like hair, and his black crown was

cracked.

"Aw isn't he cutesy woosy?" Anti Wanda said.

"He sure is!" agreed her husband. "He'll be a great evil one day just like his parents!"

"Mama! Dada!" the anti baby said.

"Awe, his firs words!" Anti Wanda said, hugging her new son.

"I know!" Said her husband.

"Before you leave, I want to give this to you!" the doctor said. He handed the baby a dagger. The baby grabbed it out of the doctor's hand.

"Now it's time for a play date with you counterpart!" explained Anti Cosmo. The baby looked at his father. "A violent one!" the baby just laughed evilly.

It was 8 AM when Timmy's alarm clock went off. Timmy woke up, shut off his alarm, did a morning stretch got out of bed, and went to do his closet to get dress before waking up his fairies.

Cosmo (in the fishbowl, disguised as a goldfish), opened his eye, stretched, and nudged his wife (who was also disguised as a goldfish.)

"Wanda, time to get up." He nudged her softly.

"Not now Cosmo." She replied, still asleep. "I'm dreaming about chocolate bars." Cosmo looked at the calendar in the corner, it read: Friday, June 13th. He looked back at his snoozing wife and smiled.

"It's a beautiful Friday the 13th morning!" he told her.

"Oh goodie." Wanda said in her slumber. "Friday the 13th, another perfect day to spend with Timmy, I can't wait." Cosmo decided that it couldn't hurt to sleep a little more, so he got comforted by his wife,

and slowly closed his eyes.

About 2 seconds later, the two quickly opened their eyes wide.

"FRIDAY THE 13TH?!?!" the two shouted together. Then the two quickly poofed into their son's room. Poof (goldfish too) was sound asleep in his crib when his parents poofed in. the little baby opened his

eyes, yawned, and looked at his parents.

"Mama, dada." The baby greeted his parents. Cosmo smiled at his son, Wanda waved to the baby in the crib.

"Good morning son!" Wanda told the baby, putting her arm back to her side. "We'll just admiring on how a cute baby you are!" Poof laughed and shook his rattle. He didn't know the real reason why his

parents were staring at him like hawks.

Timmy returned from his bathroom, he went by the fishbowl, straightening his hat.

"Rise and shine, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof!" Timmy called in the fishbowl when he was done. He expected to see his godparents and god brother to pop out of the fishbowl, and change back into fairies, but he

saw nothing come out of the little castle.

"Hello?" Timmy said, yet still nothing was heard. He tapped the side of the fishbowl. "Are you guys in there? Hello!" He said. Suddenly, he heard Wanda's voice.

"Oh, morning Timmy!" She shouted back to him. "Unfortunately, we have to keep our eyes on Poof all day long today, so no wishes today!"

"But why?" Timmy shouted back. Suddenly, his fairies appeared out of the fishbowl. Timmy looked at his godparents (no longer Goldfishes.)

"Why are you guys constantly starring at your baby?" Timmy asked them. "I know that you love him, but still! If I was Poof, I would be totally freaked out!"

"And if I were Poof," Cosmo began. "I would be thrilled that Wanda's paying attention to me more, instead of nagging to get your homework done!"

"But won't you be scared stiff if she did that to you for the rest of your immortal life?" Timmy asked him.

"Only when I'm on the toilet doing my business!" he answered.

"We have to sweetie," Wanda told him. "Today is the 13th of June!" Timmy just looked at them.

"So?"

"Friday the 13th! Wanda added. "The day the antis work their dark magic on the world!" Timmy fell on the floor laughing.

"You're worried about anti fairies?! Timmy got up from the floor, and stopped laughing.

"What are you worried about? That your wings will rip off? Or your pointy crowns will break? Or that Jordan will barge right on in here and say that you guys are both fired?" he giggled at every thought.

"Worse!" Wanda told him. "That Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda will have a baby of their own, then kidnap Poof at any minute for a violent meeting with our baby!" Timmy just looked at her.

"You know Timmy." Cosmo told him. "Wanda's a mom now, so it's her number one priority to worry about stuff like that. It's every mom's priority to worry about the safety of their children!"

"Relax Wanda!" Timmy assured her. "That'll never happen in a trillion years!"

"I won't be so sure!" She said, doubtfully. "That's why I'm never taking my eyes of Poof for even a second!" And with that, she looked at Poof long and hard.

"But won't that be boring?"

"Not for Wanda!" Cosmo said. "For her this will be her idea of fun." Cosmo looked at Poof too, along with his wife.

"I can't believe you're going to waste all this time worrying about Poof's safety. I mean, aren't you guys worried about magical backup?"

"Not with our baby's life at sake!" Wanda told her god child. "This is an emergency! She rejoined her husband and looked at Poof."

"But it's the first day of summer." Timmy explained. "I have to have wishes in order for my summer to be enjoyable."

"Actually, sweetie," Wanda told him. "the summer solstice doesn't begin until June 21st." With that she poofed up a calendar for Timmy to see. It was flipped to June 21st. Timmy read the calendar page, it

said: "Summer Solstice begins" and underneath that it said "The real first day of summer."

"See?" she said, as she poofed back the calendar back inside their castle in the fishbowl, it magically flipped back to the correct date.

"Whatever!" Timmy complained. "The point is that I have no school until September 2nd!"

"See, Wanda?" Cosmo told his wife. "Timmy can't think straight in summer because his brain is on vacation until September." Then he looked at his god child.

"But how do you know that you don't have school Timmy?" he asked him.

"Because," Timmy replied. "Teachers said that school was out, and you said my brain's on vacation, so yeah school is out until next fall."

"But Timmy," Cosmo said. "Today's Friday the 13th!"

"So?

"Anything might happen today if we're not careful! ANYTHING!"

"And that is why we're never ever taking our eyes of Poof for one second!" Wanda told Timmy. "For if we do, something bad might happen to him, and as parents we'll never ever going to let that happen!" After taking turns from looking at Timmy and Poof, the two parents were both back at looking at their

baby.

"Ok, you two have fun scaring Poof to death! I'm just going to go and play on my V Cube." Said Timmy. He went to go get the game set up. If my fairies were on a cartoon show," Timmy thought as he got set

up. The show will be called The Fairly Odd Parents, because that was Cosmo and Wanda are doing, their being odd parents to Poof.

Timmy turned on the V Cube, it didn't work. He tried again, still didn't work. Then he noticed there wasn't a plug in the outlet!

Silly me! He thought. Now all I need is to find that plug! He looked everywhere for the plug, he couldn't find it anywhere.

After a few minutes of searching, he decided to ask his god parents if they'd seen it. He walked over to them.

"Guys, have your seen my V Cube plug anywhere?" Timmy asked. Wanda held up the plug in her hand.

"Sorry Timmy!" She told him. "I unplugged it, no playing today!"

"Why?" Timmy asked.

"Friday the 13th!" Cosmo and Wanda said in unison, acting like they were hypnotized.

"So?"

"Anything can happen today!" They still sounded like they were hypnotized. "Anything at all!"

"Ok, you two are really freaking me out!" Timmy said, backing away. "I'm just going to get a glass of water!" And with that Timmy ran out of his room to get some water. When he was gone, Cosmo and

Wanda broke out laughing.

"We really scared him!" Cosmo laughed.

"Yeah!" Wanda agreed laughing. "We should do that to the trick o theaters on Halloween sometime!"

While the two parents were laughing hysterically, Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda poofed in quietly. They took Poof out of his crib. Poof woke up and saw who was kidnapping him. He was about to cry to warn his parents, but Anti Cosmo poofed up a piece of tape over Poof's mouth, forcing the little baby to be

quiet. Then they all poofed away, just as Anti Wanda was about to look at the blank TV.

"Ok, that's enough laughing for now!" Wanda told her husband when she stopped. "We really got to keep our eyes on Poof before he gets kidnapped!"

"You're right!" he agreed. "Laughing time over." The two parents looked down and both gasped when they saw the empty crib.

"Quick!" Wanda told her husband. "We need to find Poof!" "You look that way." She pointed to the the right side of the room. "And I'll look over here." The two went to their assigned areas.

"But what if we can't find him?" Cosmo asked his wife.

"Than we'll look someplace else." Wanda told her husband. She started searching, "We can't just forget about him, he's our baby! We need to find him before something bad happens to him!" So the two

fairies frantically searched Timmy's room for their loving son.

"I can't believes we did it!" said Anti Wanda in their castle. Anti Poof was sleeping in his crib.

"Shhh!" Anti Cosmo said in a whisper to his wife, "Our little troublemaker is sleeping!" Then he looked at the wriggling Poof in his arms.

"Poof, poof!" Poof said, trying to wriggle out of Anti Cosmo's arms (Anti Cosmo took the tape off of Poof's mouth), but it was no use, Anti Cosmo held Poof firmly.

"Awe!'Anti Cosmo said. "Don't tell me you don't want to meet counterpart, don/t worry, he's friendly, anti friendly!" and with that Anti Cosmo and his wife both laughed.

Than Anti Poof open his eyes, and smiled crookedly at his parents.

"Mama, dada!" he greeted.

"Ah, my son has awakened!" Anti Cosmo said.

"You mean our son!" Anti Wanda corrected.

"Yes yes I know," Anti Cosmo responded. "Our son!" than he showed his son Poof. "Son, I like you to meet your counterpart Poof, and pretty soon your anti friend!" Poof stopped wriggling around, and

looked at the anti baby. The anti baby looked at Poof, than took the baby by the hair out of his father's hand, and shook Poof violently. Anti Poof laughed as he shook Poof with all his might.

"Poof!" Poof shouted. He was about to cry, when Anti Cosmo poofed another piece of tape on Poof's mouth.

"Shhh! You'll spoil all the fun!" Anti Cosmo told the baby. Then Anti Cosmo, his wife, and their new son laughed while Anti Poof played with Poor Poof's hair.

Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda were still searching when Timmy arrived with his glass of water.

"Hay guys, what're you searching for?" Timmy asked, than taking a sip of water.

"We're looking for Poof Timmy!" Wanda answered. Timmy spat out his water and looked shocked.

"YOU LOST HIM?!" Cosmo came up to Timmy.

"I really wish that we were playing hide and seek with him Timmy." He told him, and then sighed. "But sadly we aren't." Wanda came up to Timmy and Cosmo.

"Please Timmy!" Wanda pleaded with sad eyes. "Please help us find Poof, because if you don/t…" She and her husband looked at each other, and then both broke out crying.

"WE MAY NEVER SEE OUR POOF AGAIN!" They both cried.

"Relax guys," Timmy tried to cheer then up. "Poof will turn up eventually!"

"WE'RE THE WORST PARENTS EVER!!" Cosmo and Wanda cried harder. Timmy looked at Poof's cradle, and saw Poof's rattle. He picked it up, and showed it to Cosmo and Wanda.

"Hay, Poof's rattle is still here!" Wanda grabbed the rattle from her god kid's hand. She held it close to her.

"This is the only thing left of our son!" she told Timmy.

"Yeah!" Cosmo agreed. "Now he's gone forever!" he and Wanda cried louder. Timmy noticed something under Poof's blanket.

"Hey, what's this?" he reached and took out whatever it was under the blanket. It was a note.

"Hay a note!" Wanda and Cosmo stopped crying.

"What does it say Timmy?" Wanda wanted to know.

"Does it have to do with bananas?" Cosmo asked. He and Wanda leaned in closer to see the note in their god kid's hands.

"It says," Timmy began to read out loud. "Dear Cosmo, Wanda, and the kid with the silly pink hat, we have got your child! If you want him back, you better hurry before we make your precious baby a

permanent anti fairy! Your worst enemies, Anti Cosmo, Anti Wanda, and Anti Poof!"

"Oh no!" Wanda said. "Our poor Poof is being held captive by our worst enemies, Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda! And it looks like they had a baby like we predicted, we just got to save our baby!"

"Who's the kid with the silly pink hat Timmy?" Cosmo asked. Timmy looked at his watch, and then put his hand down.

"Can't!" Timmy went to his closet, opened the door, interrupting Cosmo. He grabbed his surfboard.

"And why not?" asked Wanda, hands on hips. Timmy ran towards his door and opened it.

"Chester, AJ, and I are going to celebrate the first day of summer by going to the beach!" He ran downstairs. Cosmo and Wanda watched him go.

"Bye guys!" he shouted back. ""Good luck and save our baby!"

Traitor!" Cosmo shouted after him. "I thought you learned when the real first day of summer is! Oh yeah you couldn't, because your brain is on VACATION!"

"Cosmo relax!" Wanda told her husband. "Forget Timmy for now, we should try to save Poof ourselves anyways."

"Why?" Cosmo asked.

"Because we're the parents!"

"So?"

"So we should save him together, two parents saving their kidnapped child! Besides I don't want to have our god kid in danger too when we can do it ourselves!"

"You're right Wanda!" Cosmo agreed. "We got to be strong, we got to be brave, and we got to FIGHT THE POWER!"

"That's the sprit Cosmo!" Wanda told her husband.

"We'll go right after I say goodbye to our belongings!" Cosmo went back in Timmy's room.

"What? Cosmo wait!" Wanda followed her husband. Cosmo was saying goodbye to their castle home in the fishbowl when Wanda arrived.

"Cosmo." She started. "You know we are immortals, so we’ll be back save and unharmed.” Cosmo looked at his wife.

"I'm not worried about us being killed Wanda." Cosmo told his wife. "I'm worried about us being held captive forever like Poof is!"

"We won't be held captive!"

"How do you know?"

"Because good guys always triumphs over evil!"

"How do you know that, besides watching movies and TV shows?"

"Cosmo you got to have faith, you got to have trust!"

"And pixie dust?"

"No!" she touched his shoulder. 'The belief that we can work as a team and save our baby!" she let go.

"Ok!" Cosmo agreed. "Just let me tell Philip to keep an eye on thing while we're gone!" so they poofed into their kitchen inside their castle. Cosmo patted a nickel on the table.

"Psst Philip, rise and shine, come on wake up!" Cosmo picked up the nickel and held it close to him.

"Cosmo." Wanda said. Cosmo looked at her. "How do you know that he, I mean she is asleep? I mean nickels don't have eyes you know!"

"I just know OK?" Cosmo looked at Philip. "Glad to see you awake now girl!" Wanda just rolled her eyes, her husband and his nickel! "Can you do your daddy a huge favor?" There was a moment of

silence. "You can? Great! Now daddy needs you to keep on eye on things while we save Poof! Think you can handle it?" another moment of silence. "Great!" Cosmo hugged his nickel, than placed her

back on the table.

"Got to go now girl!" Cosmo said. "If we don't get back, tell Timmy that you can be his nickel god parent until he's 18! Ok got to go, love you girl!" and with that, Cosmo and Wanda poofed away, out to

have the second greatest rescue missions of their lives!

"Anti Wanda!" Anti Cosmo said to her. Anti Wanda looked at her husband while the two magical babies played (Unpleasantly for Poof, enjoyable for Anti Poof.)

"Yes buttercups?" Anti Wanda asked.

"We better make Poof part of this family before his parents come to spoil all of our evil plans!"

"What two parents ares you talkin' abouts?"

"Those twipy parents of his, Cosmo and Wanda!"

"Theres comin' hers?"

"Of course they're coming here! I gave them a note that their baby is with us! And plus, I bet his parents will want to save their precious gift of above form certain doom!" He looked at the wriggling

Poof in his son's clutches.

"Wells OK!" She agreed. "Buts don't hurts him, remember a baby is stills a baby, no metters if it's on the evils side or nots!"

"Don't worry dear, I won't dream of hurting our little guest!" he patted Poof's head, and then looked at his son. Anti Poof looked back at his father.

"Son?" he said. "Can daddy have your playmate a while so daddy do something evilly cruel to him?” Anti Poof agreed and gave his father the fairy baby. Anti Cosmo than put Poof into a blue crib. The

tape on Poof's mouth came off.

"Poof?" Poof looked up at Anti Cosmo who went to a lever on a machine connected to the crib.

Anti-Cosmo responded, "Welcome to the anti family!" He lowered the lever down all the way. Suddenly electric shocks were seen powering the machine. Then it formed a dark bubble that surrounded Poof. Anti Cosmo pressed a button, then the electric shocks went through Poof's body! Poof screamed and

wriggled in pain.

"Soon my new son." Anti Cosmo said. "You will have no choice but to join our family for life!" He, his wife, and their baby laughed evilly.

"MAMA!!" Poof screamed.

Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda were running through the castle looking for their baby, when they heard the scream.

"That must be Poof!" Wanda said. "Come on!" They headed towards the scream.

"Excellent, its working! Anti Cosmo cheered. When Cosmo and Wanda got to the room, they gasped at the horrible sight of their son.

"What on earth are you doing to our baby?" Wanda demanded to know. The antis looked at the fairies that just entered.

"Wanda what are you doing?" Cosmo asked his wife. "Don't blow our cover!"

"I'm sorry Cosmo!" She said. "But I just can't bare to see our only son in danger!" Then she looked at Anti Cosmo. "Give our baby back right now or I'll destroy all of you!"

"There's that little threat again!" Anti Cosmo responded. "Ok, you can have him." Anti Cosmo snapped his finger, then the machine stopped. Poof flew up, the bubble vanished. His back was facing them.

"POOF!" Wanda said, she rushed towards her baby. "You're be ok, mommy's coming!"

"Wanda, be careful!" Cosmo called to his wife.

"Foolish mistake!" Anti Cosmo said, then looked at Poof. "Poof, show your mommy how you really feel about her!"

Poof turned around, but something was different, he had glowing red eyes!

"Poof!" He said with an evil grin; he wriggled his arms up and down rapidly. Suddenly Wanda bumped into an invisible force field that just appeared out from nowhere! She sailed back towards Cosmo, eyes

closed! Cosmo screamed and ducked, his wife landed right by him!

"Wanda!" Cosmo went to shake his unconscious wife. "Are you Ok? Speak to me! Come on, you have to be ok!" Anti Cosmo laughed.

"Cosmo your ignorant boob, you think you and your naggy wife can beat us? I don't think so!" He laughed some more. Wanda opened her eyes, and sat up.

"Wanda!" Cosmo said in relief. He hugged her. "You're ok!" Wanda smiled and hugged him back.

"Of course I'm OK!" she told him. "I'm always ok, as long as I'm with you!"

"Awe!" Anti Cosmo cooed, pretending his tears. "Isn't that sweet?"

"It's so beautiful." Anti Wanda said with tears running down her face. "It warms mys heart! It's the most beautiful ting I ever seen!"

"OK, sweet time is over!" Anti Cosmo explained getting back to business. "Ok Poof, daddy wants you to put Cosmo and Wanda in a cage under a giant butterfly net!"

"Poof!" Poof laughed evilly, wriggling his arms. Suddenly Cosmo and Wanda were in a cage under a giant butterfly net!"

"Let us out!" Cosmo cried. "We still got our wands; we can poof our ways out of here!"

"Cosmo, we can't do that!" Wanda said but it was too late. Cosmo tried his wand but it failed. Anti Cosmo laughed.

"Hay what gives?" Cosmo looked at his wand. "My wand didn't work!"

"Cosmo, our wands are powerless in a butterfly net!" Wanda reminded her husband.

"Aw man! Cosmo said. "Stupid wand rules!" Anti Cosmo laughed some more.

"Looks like you'll be stuck in there forever then!" He laughed. Poof laughed, than he was turning blue and black!

"Poof, what on earth is happening to you?" Wanda asked. Anti Cosmo looked at Poof.

"Oh, Poof is just starting to turn into an anti fairy!" Anti Cosmo replied.

"Anti fairy?!" Wanda said. She gasped. "Oh no! But that means…"

"Yes," He said. "Poof will be evil just like us!" He, his wife, and Anti Poof laughed evilly.

"Why are you doing this?" Cosmo wanted to know.

'Oh Cosmo, you silly ignorant boob!" Anti Cosmo replied. "We'll doing this simply because we're evil, and it’s fun!"

"I have to disagree with you. Wanda says that it's no laughing matter to kill or harm babies."

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU STUPID NAGGY WIFE THINKS! Besides I said it was fun for us, not fun for you!" He, Anti Wanda, and Anti Poof began to leave.

Anti Poof lifted his dagger, and forced Cosmo and Wanda to bounce around in the cage. He laughed, and then followed his parents to the other room. Then Cosmo and Wanda bumped hands, and fell to

the ground. Cosmo rubbed his head, turned around, and put his hands on the cage bars.

"AND MY WIFE IS NOT NAGGY AND STUPID!" Cosmo hollered after them. "Well maybe a little naggy, BUT NOT STUPID!" He turned around to see his wife. She was crying in her lap.

"Sweetheart, what's wrong?" Cosmo asked Wanda, comforting her. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, honest I didn't!"

"Oh Cosmo, it's not that!" She sobbed. "It's just," she sat up, tears still in her eyes. "Poof has been with us for almost 4 months now, and already we might be losing him! We were right; we are the worst

parents ever!" She cried in her lap some more.

"I may have a solution for this!" Cosmo said. Wanda stopped crying, and looked at her husband.

"You do?" she asked. "What? Tell me!"

"I saw this in a kid's movie, all we have to do is tell Poof all the fun times we had with him, and then he'll eventually remember us!" Wanda frowned.

"Cosmo, that was just a cartoon, this is reality, it might not work the same way!"

"We won't know until we try. Please Wanda? At least let us try!"

"Cosmo I just don't know."

"Please?"

"Well alright! I suppose we can give it a shot!"

"Yay! I knew you'll come through!" The two parents looked at their baby, his back was facing them.

"Poofy Woofy?" Wanda asked the fairy baby (almost anti fairy.) "Do you remember us?" Poof looked at them.

"I gave you birth Poof!" Cosmo shouted.

"And we saved you from HP and Anti Cosmo with Jordan and Timmy!"

"You ate that spicy burrito!"

"I sent you away to Mama Cosma when Timmy had that bad toothache!"

"Timmy babysat you one time when we were at a fancy restaurant, and I saved you from falling when we were ant size!"

"And I.I…" She began to cry when Poof's wings turned bat like. "Oh just forget it! Poof you just have to remember us, you just have to!" She cried lauder, and then she and Cosmo hugged while they both

cried loudly.

"WE LOVE YOU!!" They cried loudly. Suddenly, Poof screamed. Then his wings turned back to normal. Then his whole body turned complexly back to normal! He turned around.

"Poof!" He said in his cheerful voice again.

"Poof?" His parents looked up slowly.

"POOF!" They both said, and immediately stopped crying.

"Mama, dada!" he replied, laughing excitedly. Suddenly the cage and the giant butterfly net suddenly disappeared. They rushed to him.

"Oh Poof!" Wanda said, hugging him. "Mommy and Daddy are so happy that you're with us again!"

"Yeah, we thought you were a goner!" Cosmo told the fairy baby, while Wanda let go to wipe a final tear from her face.

Suddenly, another butterfly net swooped up Cosmo and Wanda. They screamed.

"Poof?" Poof asked with questing eyes at the sight of his parents.

"Poof, help us!" Cosmo told his son. "Please, can you get us out of here?" Poof was about to help when his mother spoke to him.

"No Poof1" Wanda said. "We don't want you in any more danger. Please just run! Mommy and daddy will somehow escape, so please Poof, just run!" Poof just didn't know what to do.

"Please Poof! Will you do it for mommy?"

"And daddy?" Poof took one final glance, than began to go when he heard an evil laugh. When he turned around, he saw Anti Cosmo, Anti Wanda, and Anti Poof.

"Do you really think that you could stop us?" Anti Cosmo laughed.

"Anti Cosmo!" Wanda said. "You are pure evil, you know that? You won't even let us be with our baby!"

"Why thank you!" Anti Cosmo said, then he ruffled his son's lighting like hair. "I must congratulate my son for scooping you up in that butterfly net! Son, I'm very proud of you! You are truly an evil anti,

must've taken it from his father!" Anti Poof laughed.

"He did this to us?" Cosmo asked.

"Indeed he did!" Anti Cosmo replied, he stopped playing with Anti Poof's hair.

"Wow, he is good!"

"That's why he's our son, now son destroy them!" Cosmo and Wanda tightly shut their eyes, waiting for their upcoming doom. They reopened their eyes when nothing happened.

"Anti Poof, what's wrong?" Anti Cosmo asked his son. "I said destroy them! Didn't you hear me?" again the anti baby did nothing.

"Maysbe he don'ts wants to do it." Anti Wanda said.

"Nonsense!" Anti Cosmo told her. "Now son, DESTORY THEM!" Again nothing.

"Ugh! Why can't my son destroy them?!"

"Ha!" Wanda said. "Since Poof is destructive, Anti Poof can't destroy us! What are you going to do now huh?"

"This!" Anti Cosmo said, revealing a big laser. Wanda gulped.

"Now any last words before I destroy you?" he got the laser ready to fire.

"Yes!" Cosmo said. Wanda looked at him. He put his finger in his ear, and came out with some grape jelly. "Does anyone want to share some grape jelly with me?"

"NO!" He fired the laser. Cosmo and Wanda closed their eyes.

"POOF!" Poof got in front of the laser right in time, forcing the laser to hit Poof! Poof fell on the floor unconscious.

"POOF!" His parents screamed when they opened their eyes, and gasping.

"Drat!" Said Anti Cosmo. "That stupid baby just got in my way!" He was getting ready to fire another laser.

"Cosmo, you still got grape jelly?" Wanda asked.

"Yup!" he exclaimed. "I also got all sorts of apple sauce too! I store them in there to eat and share with my friends in an emergency!"

"Well we may need your food!"

"What?! Wanda grabbed her husband and pretended he was like a canyon. Apple sauce and jelly went everywhere! It blinded the antis! Anti Cosmo fell back, the laser went torweds the net! Cosmo and

Wanda ducked; the laser sliced the net, letting the prisoners go free.

"This is for our baby Anti Cosmo! Wanda yelled as she and her husband zapped their wands at the antis. Suddenly the antis screamed while they were tied up by strings of ropes!

"This won't be the end of this!" Anti Cosmo told them when they threw them in their chamber. "The antis will have revenge! Do you hear me, revenge!" Wanda shut the door.

"Well that's the end of the antis for a while!" Wanda said.

"Wanda, why won't Poof wake up?" Cosmo asked, leaning over Poof. Wanda came up to his husband and looked at their unconscious son.

"Poof, it's ok now! Mommy and daddy are here now!" Wanda said, Poof didn't wake up. Wanda put Poof down gently, a teardrop fell from her cheek.

"What's wrong Wanda?" Cosmo asked. "Poof can't die you know, we'll immortal!"

"I don't think that's true anymore Cosmo." She began to cry.

"You know Wanda, in the movie the friends came and made the hero alive again!"

"Oh Cosmo, that was just a movie, this is reality!" Wanda cried harder. Cosmo frowned, there was a teardrop now in his eye.

"You know I wish that we can bring him back to life without breaking the rules!" he burst out crying.

"Oh me too honey, me too!" They both cried together. Suddenly, Poof opened his eyes and looked up at his sobbing parents.

"Mama? Dada?" he asked, wondering why they were crying.

"Sometimes I can still here his voice!" Wanda cried.

"Oh me too, me too!"

"Poof?"

Cosmo opened his eyes. He felt overjoyed when he saw his son alive and healthy.

"Wanda look!" He said, hugging his son. "Our son isn't dead! He's alive and healthy!"

"I wish that was true Cosmo!" She wept. "But it's not!"

"Just wake up and see for yourself!" Wanda opened her eyes slowly.

"Mama!" Poof hugged his mom before she could.

"POOF!" his mom hugged him back. "My sweet child, thank goodness you're all right!" They both hugged their baby.

"Well time to go!" Cosmo said, letting go. Wanda looked at her baby.

"Do you want to go home now Poof and see if Timmy is back yet?"

"Poof!"

"Ok Cosmo, take us home!"

"I will be pleasured!"

Then they went back to Timmy's house, together, as a family, and will always be. They enjoyed the long wait until the next Friday the 13th!

Help! I'm Trapped in a Fairy Baby's Body!

5 more minutes! 5 more minutes of what you ask? 5 more minutes until the school day to end! 5 more minutes of "crazy" and "insane Mr. Crocker", my fairy obsessed 5th grade teacher! 5 more minutes of Math, Social Studies, History, Science, and other educational subjects like that! Most importantly, 5

more minute until the students of Dimmsdale Elementary declarers their freedom of the day from all of the teachers and tests! Most importantly for me is I can go back home and play "Blocko Space Wars"

on my V Cube with my fairy godfather Cosmo, instead of studying for my 50 point history test the very next day (my fairy god mother Wanda won't improve of me not studying, she's like the "mother of us

all,. even to her husband: Cosmo.)

Cosmo and Wanda don't come with me to school much anymore because there too busy with their baby and my fairy god brother: Poof. It's really quite ok that they're not with me anymore, I don't need

them most of the time (except when I want to beat up Francis, catch my bus on time, open up my locker for me, well ok I need them for a bench of stuff, but I can usually handle it by myself, hopefully.) Besides a baby is a big responsibly, especially a fairy baby (I should know because I baby sat Poof one time when Cosmo and Wanda were out at a restaurant, and boy it was hard, that little baby of theirs is

trouble with a lowercase t.)

"Now that its 4 minutes before school gets out for the day," Mr. Crocker told us, when the clock moved an inch past the 55 mark. I looked at Mr. Crocker, and prepared to listen with my classmates. He stood

up on his desk.

"POP QUIZ!" he shouted on his desk. He jumped up on a sting above him and pulled it. Out came sheets of paper fluttering everywhere.

"You all got four minutes on this pop quiz." Mr. Crocker said. "SO GETTO WORK! I mean good luck!" He stated his timer and sat back down in his chair while the kids tried to get their fluttering tests, when

they finally grabbed their tests; they sat back down, grabbed their pencils, and started writing on them. I got mine 2 minutes later, sat down at my desk. Grabbed my pencil, and started on my test.

There were only 2 minutes left.

Ok Turner. I told myself. You got 2 minutes left, so just guess at the ones you don't know! Come on, you can do this! I read the first question. "On what day in what year did America declare its

independence?" I didn't know the answer, so I just wrote July 5th, 1776. Ok, on to number 2. "The first ten amendments are called what?" The Right of Bills.

Eight questions later, I was all finished. I handed it to Mr. Crocker who looked through it like a hawk. I bit my nails nervously as he scanned it. I sighed as he reached for his big red F stamp, and he pressed it hard on my test. He handed it back to me. I looked it over; I had every problem wrong like always!

When the bell rang, kids raced out of the room. I put my test in my backpack, and then followed the kids out of the room. When I came into the halls, AJ suddenly grabbed me!

"Hay! What do you think you're doing?" I asked him, as he set me down next to him and Chester.

"Timmy, shhh! They'll hear us!" AJ told me. He looked to see if anybody besides us were listening, they weren't so he turned back to face us.

"Timmy, do you want to see another one of my latest invention?" AJ asked me.

"AJ said it's really awesome!" Chester added.

"Sure!" I said.

"Great!" he said. "You and Chester can get of at my bus stop and we can look at it real quick before we study!"

"Will do, pal of mine!" I told him. "Will do!"

As soon as we got of at AJ's bus stop, we went to his house and went to his gauge where the machine was stored. When we got there he pressed a button on a remote and the gauge opened, revealing the

machine!

"Wooooooow!" Chester and I said, admiring the machine. It was big and round with sides, and it had 2 levers on each side.

"Like it?" AJ asked us.

"You bet!" Chester told him. "AJ, you are a 10 year old genius!"

"Why thank you Chester!" AJ said. I looked at the machine, than at AJ.

"Dude, how does it work?" I asked him.

"Simple!" AJ answered. He marched to the machine. "You change bodies with someone else!"

"Just like my joy buzzer!" I blurted out. My friends just stared at me like I was out of my mind.

"I mean, cool!" I quickly said, realizing my mistake.

""Yeah, it sure is!" AJ agreed with me, looking at the machine with Chester and me. Than he and Chester had to go inside to get Chester's spare retainer he forgotten a week ago. So he and Chester

left me alone with the machine, after I promiced AJ that I won't touch anything on his machine. I gazed at the machine until Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof poofed in the garage.

"Timmy!" Wanda said to me. "You were supposed to be at home studying for that history test tomorrow, instead of being here and looking at…" She looked at AJ's machine. "Well I'll be," she said.

"AJ has done it again!"

"and you were supposed to play the "not Study Game" with me" Cosmo added, then looked at his wife.

"Did what?" he asked her. "What are you two looking at?" he and Poof looked at the enormous machine. "Oh my gosh!" he said, and then he looked at me. "What does it do Timmy?" he asked me.

"AJ says it's supposed to let you switch bodies with somebody else." I told him.

"Just like you joy buzzer! Cosmo said. Than he went towards the machine. "Let's check it out to see if it works!" he said. "I wonder what this lever does!"

"Stop!" I went between him and the lever. "You don't want to have the same incident like you did when you, your son, and your wife all shrank to ant size again, do you?

"Relax Timmy," My god father said. "This time it's a changing body's machine, not a shrinking machine." He was about to pull the lever when I stopped him.

"True." I told him. "But think of the dangers you might have switching bodies with somebody else."

"What dangers?" I was about to think of the possible dangers he might experience, when Wanda interrupted my thought.

"Oh come on boys!" she said. "Just get over here before anything bad happens like last time!"

"Coming, Wanda!" Cosmo hollered.

""That's the boy Cosmo!" I told him as he went toward Wanda, me following.

"Poof! Poof!" We heard Poof say. We looked behind us and gasped, Poof was headed straight towards the machine!

"POOF NO!" we hollered with Wanda. I went towards Poof.

"Poof you don't want to do that!" I told the fairy baby. "Now come on and let's go to you mom and dad before AJ and Chester gets back and realize you're here."

"Poof!" Too late, he pulled the lever. I held him tight and crouched down as Cosmo and Wanda hid for cover behind some bikes. I screamed and closed my eyes, as I heard a sudden boom, and then a light

flash.

When it felt safe a few moments later, I opened my eyes and let go of Poof. I looked down at the ground, I couldn't believe it! I was floating in mid air! Suddenly my gaze fell upon a pink hated boy sitting blankly on the ground. Hay! I thought to myself. Why am I on the ground when I'm up here

floating in mid air?

Suddenly I began to move, only I wasn't moving at all, I was flying! Cool! I can fly! Yahoo! I flew happily up and down a couple of times. Then I noticed the mirror. Oddly enough instead of me in the mirror, I

saw Poof. Then I looked down at myself and gasped. My body wasn't there! I wriggled my arms and legs. I had really tiny arms and legs! In my hand was a rattle, I had wings behind my back, and instead

of my pink hat I had a small yellow pointy crown! I looked at my reflection in the mirror, then at the pink hated boy on the floor, than at AJ's machine.

Oh no! I thought to myself. It worked! I'm in Poof's body, and he's in mine!

Ok Turner, come on now don't panic I thought to myself. I can probably fix this just like I turned Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof back to their normal sizes again, all I have to do is pull this lever! I looked at

the machine. I noticed the two levers again on each side. Rats! What if I pull the wrong lever and something far more worse happens? You know, AJ probably should've labeled these! Oh well, I'll try them both. Here I go! As I was about to pull the green lever, Cosmo and Wanda emerged from their

hiding place. Wanda flew quickly as she could.

"Oh Poof!" She cried, hugging me close to her chest. "Thank heavens you're safe! I don't know what I would've done if you weren't safe!" I just looked up at her while she hugged me. She thinks I'm Poof,

instead of regular 10 year old Timmy Turner, with the silly pink hat!

"And don't forget to thank Timmy, who saved our baby from switching bodies with him!" Cosmo added. Wanda let go of me. We all looked down at Poof (in my body.) He was looking at his parents blankly.

"Thanks champ for saving your god brother." She said. "You're acting like a true brother to Poof, you know that?" Poof continued starring at her, with blinking eyes.

"Mama, Poof?" he asked.

"Awe! Look at that!" Cosmo said sweetly. he went closer to his son. "Timmy likes his new god brother so much that he's starting to imitate him!"

"Ok sport." Wanda told Poof. "We know you're excited about our new baby just like we are, but please talk like you're a ten year old, and not a newborn."

"Poof?" Poof asked, still blinking his eyes.

""Come on Timmy!" Wanda put her hands on her hips. She started to get impatient. "You're too old to talk babyish; you're a growing boy and not a baby. So speak normally! "

"Calm down Wanda!" Cosmo reassured his wife. "Remember what the 2nd amendment said? Timmy has the right to speak if he chooses!"

"Cosmo, that's part of the first amendment!" Wanda told him.

"It is?" Cosmo asked. "Timmy told me it was the 2nd amendment!" Just than AJ and Chester burst through the garage door. Cosmo, Wanda, and I turned into wrenches and we laid on the floor next to Poof (Wanda poofed me into a purple wrench since Poof is too young to change disguises by himself

yet.) They looked all around the room, than they spotted Poof just sitting there on the floor.

"Timmy, why are you just sitting on the hard cold floor like that?" AJ asked the baby in my body. Poof just looked at my friends.

"Maybe he's just so amazed at your machine that he sat down to look at it longer." Chester suggested.

"Come on now Timmy!" AJ said, ignoring Chester. "Stand up." Poof stood up, than looked at my friends.

"Poof?" he asked them.

"My mom cooked us dinner." AJ told the baby. He and Chester headed for the door. Than they stopped, realizing that Poof wasn't following.

"Well come on Timmy, the food isn't going to be there forever!" AJ said to Poof.

"Maybe he's not hungry and I can eat his food!" Chester piped up. Just then Poof walked to them.

"Darn it!" Chester said. "I was so close in eating Timmy's food!"

"Come on Timmy!" AJ said. He and Chester turned around. "Last one there is a rotten sperm!" He and Chester began running up the stairs, Poof followed.

Cosmo, Wanda, and I poofed upstairs and changed into fairies once again, and hid behind some flower vases on top of a cabinet in the kitchen.

""I won again!" AJ said. Chester was second, and Poof was dead last!

"I wonder why Timmy didn't run." Chester said. "Use sully Timmy tries very hard not to be the rotten sperm."

"Beats me!" AJ said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Food's on the table boys!" AJ's mom told them, and then disappeared in the next room.

"Let's eat!" Chester explained. "I'm starving!" So Chester and AJ sat down in their chairs, grabbed their forks and got ready to gobble down anything that was eatable. Poof starred at them.

"Aren't you hungry Timmy?" AJ asked him. Poof just stared at him.

"Yay! I get to eat Timmy's food after all!" Chester said. AJ pulled out a chair for Poof to sit on.

"Here's a chair Timmy." He explained. "Sit down and relax!" A few moments later, Poof finally sat down on the chair. AJ pulled Poof's chair up to the table (he thought that "Timmy" was too lazy too pull it in

himself.)

"Ok boys, time to dig in!" AJ's dad told them, reveling dishes of spaghetti.

"Yum! That looks delicious!" Chester observed when he got his bowl.

"Here's your bowl Timmy!" AJ gave Timmy his bowl, and he and Chester began eating theirs.

"You eat up kids while I go grocery shopping with your mom." AJ's dad told his son, and then disappeared to the next room and left with his wife. Poof just looked at the spaghetti bowl.

"Come on Timmy, eat!" AJ told him.

"Yeah, you don't want me to eat it for you do you?" Chester added. Poof looked at the spaghetti noodles and slipped one up in his mouth. Then he looked awful! He looked like he was about to puke.

"OK." Wanda told me "Come on Poof, it's time for your din din, now come on before you lose your appetite." She grabbed me in her arms and lifted her wand.

"Cosmo, you stay here and look after Timmy. Wanda told her husband. "I'll be back after I go and feed Poof his dinner." With that we poofed away when AJ comforted Poof, then Poof vomited all over the

floor.

Wanda and I poofed into Cosmo and Wanda's castle kitchen. She put me into Poof's high chair. She got some baby food in the fridge. After shutting the fridge door, she put the food on a spoon, and then

went by my side.

"Ok Poof." She said. "Open wide, here comes the plane!" She put the spoon with food on it towards my (Poof's) lips. Yuk! If you think I'm going to eat that stuff, then you're waaay off! That looks gross, no

wonder why it's for babies!" When I didn't open Poof's mouth, Wanda forced the food into my (Poof's) mouth. I chewed the food slowly, and then I felt sick! Than I vomited all over Wanda's shirt!

"Oh Poof!" She said. "Why did you barf all over mommy?" She asked me. She wiped her shirt off, and then looked at me. "I thought you liked baby peas." You call that baby peas? I thought to myself. That

was the worst peas I ever tasted!

After that Wanda kept on trying different baby food for me to taste. I vomited on each and every one she gave me.

"Well let's go and see what daddy and Timmy and his friends are up too." Wanda said, giving up after I vomited the baby carrots. After she wiped herself clean, she took me in her arms, and we poofed back

to where Cosmo was.

When we got there, Cosmo was looking at Poof. He was sitting on the chair, while AJ and Chester cleaned up the floor.

"What happened?" Wanda asked.

"Timmy vomited 2 more times after you and Poof left." Cosmo answered. "And now Chester and AJ are mopping up the mess that he made."

"Well we should probably take Timmy home." Wanda said. "So he can study."

"Ok, well you better talk in Timmy's voice." Cosmo told her.

"Why?"

"Because Timmy hasn't spoken to them about the accident."

"Fine! She cleared her trout, looked at the two hardworking boys, and began to talk in Timmy's voice.

"Um guys?"

"Yes Timmy?" they both asked without looking up.

"I'm going home to study, see you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow!" they both said, still working hard. Then before they looked up, my fairies and I poked up Poof, shut the door after us, and poofed home.

"Ok Timmy." Wanda told Poof. "Steady hard!" Then she and Cosmo went to their Castle, when Wanda stopped.

"Where's Poof?" She asked her husband.

"Over there by the V Cube." Cosmo pointed to me and my v cube. "Why?" I popped in a race car game, grabbed a controller, and turned my TV on and turned the system on. I grabbed another controller, sat

it down, and motioned Cosmo to join me.

"Dada!" I said, sitting down. Why did I just talk like Poof?

"Coming Poof!" Cosmo said, and went to join me. Wanda then went between us. She turned my game and the TV off, and picked me up.

"Poof." She began. "You're too young to play video games, besides Timmy won't like it! Come on, it's time for us to go to bed." Cosmo and Wanda went inside their castle with me in Wanda's arms!

I wanted to say something to her, tell her that I wasn't Poof, and that I was their loving pink hated ten year old godchild. But I couldn't, I didn't want to freak them out, epically Wanda, so I didn't speak at

all.

"Timmy, don't stare at your study sheet, just steady!" Wanda told Poof. Poof just looked at his mom, my hand in his mouth.

When we got into Cosmo and Wanda's bedroom, Wanda placed me into Poof's crib.

"Sleep well Poof." She said. She rocked the crib while she sang a lullaby.

"Sleep little Poof, don't say a word. Mommy's gonna buy you a purple teddy bear."

"Can you buy me a teddy bear?" Cosmo asked his wife. Wanda just ignored him, and continued her song.

When she was done, she kissed me on the forehead, and then went to bed. She and Cosmo went to bed (Cosmo had Phillip, his "girl" nickel in his hands) and went to sleep.

Ok, I told myself. Tomorrow, I'll talk to Cosmo and convince him that I'm Timmy, we'll see if we can make the machine turn me and Poof back to normal, and return to the house before Wanda finds out that we were gone I thought over the plan in my head I smiled at my plan in my head. Then I fell fast

asleep.

When I woke up the next morning, I got out of Poof's crib, and walked (waddled) towards Cosmo's bed

When I woke up the next morning, I got out of Poof's crib, and walked (waddled) towards Cosmo's bed. When I got there, he was dreaming about Philip. I poked him gently on his side. He didn't wake up; he

just kept on dreaming about his nickel.

"You're the one!" He sang in his sleep, hugging Philip. "That saved the day, you're the one!" I poked him harder, he still didn't wake up.

"You're one of a kind!" he told Philip, sleeping. I poked Cosmo as hard as I can!

"Cosmo wake up!" I shouted to him, silently so Wanda couldn't hear. He sat up straight, looking terrified. He held Philip close to his chest.

"I'm not giving you Philip!" He shouted. "She's mine nickel thieves!" He grabbed his pillow to defend his nickel. He looked around, riding to throw his pillow at any "nickel thieves" "I know you're out

there!" he said. "Phillip will tell me where you're hiding!"

"Cosmo, it's me Timmy!" I said, before he could talk to his nickel. He looked down at me.

"Oh good morning Poof!" he greeted me. "Sorry, daddy's busy right now and can't change your diaper at the moment." He looked around. "Daddy's busy, trying to protect his girl, besides Wanda, from

upcoming doom! "You see I am trying to…" he stopped, than looked at me.

"Did you say a complete sentence without mommy or daddy teaching you first?" he asked. I nodded.

"Hay Wanda!" he shouted to his sleeping wife. "Wake up! It's a miracle!" he picked me up in his arms, and flew toward his wife's bed. He tapped Wanda on her shoulder. Wanda lifted up her shades.

"Cosmo, what do you want?" she asked, sounding mad.

"Wanda!" Cosmo said. "It's a miracle!"

"What on earth are you talking about? What miracle?"

"Philip must've taught him over the night when we were sleeping, but Poof can talk!" he placed me on Wanda's lap.

"Go ahead Poof," he said. "Say something!" I looked at Wanda blankly. Should I talk to her? No, not yet! I don't want to worry her, at least not yet!" So I imitated Poof the best I could.

"Mama!" I said, hugging her. She hugged me back, and played with Poof's one stand of hair.

"Good morning Poofie woofie!" she said to me. "And exactly how is my whittle boy doing today?"

"Poof!" I laughed (in Poof's laugh.) Wanda stopped playing with my (Poof's) hair, and smiled at her husband.

"Yes I know Poof can talk dear." Wanda told her husband. She patted my head. "And he's a very smart boy for someone his age!"

"But he can talk in complete sentences already. Philip and I saw the whole thing, isn't that right girl?" he asked Philip.

"Yup, Philip agrees with me!" Cosmo told his wife. "She says that Poof is talking like a ten year old boy already!" Wanda just looked at Cosmo like he was out of his mind (which he almost always is

anyways.)

"Cosmo, I don't know what you're applying." Wanda told her husband. "But Poof is a growing boy! He can't grow up too fast; it takes time and patience to raise a child! Now if you please excuse me, I was dreaming about Wandissimo and chocolates, and I like to get back to it if you don't mind!" With that,

she put her shades over her eyes again, and stated dreaming that Wandissimo was bringing her chocolates.

"Oh for me Wandissimo?" she said in her dream. "Why you shouldn't have!" Cosmo pulled down Wanda's shades.

"But I'm serious Wanda!" Cosmo told her. "Poof can talk in complete sentences!"

"Not now Cosmo!" she told him. She put her shades back down, and turned in her bed.

"Why don't you be a dear, and change Poof's diaper for me?"

"Fine!" Cosmo finally said, giving up. He looked at me, and grabbed me by the hand.

"Come on Poof!" dragging me out of the castle, and the fishbowl. He still had Philip in his hand. "If you can't talk to Wanda, then maybe you'll talk to me and Philip!" We passed Poof (in my body) who was

sleeping on my desk. Cosmo opened my closet door, carried us inside, than locked the door behind us.

"Uh Cosmo, what are you doing?" I asked him. He looked at me and grabbed me by the collar.

"Ok Poof, start talking!" he ordered. "I know you can!" he shook me a few times. "Talk!" I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Quit it Cosmo!" I backed away from him. "Is this how you treat your own son? No wonder why he barfs on you all the time!

"I knew you could talk!" he said, letting me go, and then looked at Philip. "I mean we knew you could talk!"

"Cosmo, it's me Timmy!" I told him. Cosmo looked around.

"Timmy?" he asked, looking around. "Timmy where are you? I can hear your voice but I can only see Poof, Timmy!"

"Cosmo, I'm Timmy!" I said. He looked at me. "I'm Timmy in Poof's body, and I need your help to get out!" Cosmo just laughed.

"Yeah right!" he laughed. "You know Poof, for a baby you're a really good kidder!" he slapped me on the back, and stopped laughing.

"But seriously, help me find Timmy!" he told me. He started his search.

"Well you're never going to find him and that rate!" I said. Cosmo looked at me.

"What?" he grabbed me by the collar again. "Where is he Poof?" he shook me again. "Tell me!"

"Well for one thing you got to stop doing that!"

"Sorry!" He let me go.

"And secondly, I got stuck in Poof's body and he's stuck in mine, because of AJ's machine, and we can't undo it!" Cosmo just looked at me.

"And exactly how do I know you're Timmy and not Poof?" he asked me.

"Because I, I…" I thought a minute.

"Just as I thought!" he said. "You're not Timmy, you're Poof! I knew it!" Than I come up with something to tell my god father.

"You have been wearing your underwear with frogs all over it for 3 months straight!" I told him. Cosmo gasped.

"Poof knows that! He said. "I show him what underwear I'm going to wear that day!"

"You mean that you show your son the underwear that you're going to wear?" I asked.

"Yup!"

"That's kind of disturbing Cosmo, and creepy!"

"So? Parents sometimes need to reveal their personal stuff to their kids Timmy."

"But not that personal stuff!"

"Prove yourself again Timmy, or should I say Poof!"

"Ok, ok!" I thought, and came up with another statement.

"You dived unto a lake filled with sharks and electric eels!"

"Told Poof that too!"

"Fine than! What didn't you tell Poof?"

"I never told him what color Timmy's hat was."

"You mean pink?" Cosmo gasped.

"Oh my gosh! Timmy, it is you!" than he hugged me, and let me go.

"But Timmy, how did you get stuck in Poof's tiny little body?' Before I could answer, Cosmo came up with a solution.

"Oh my gosh!" he cried. "Timmy, did Poof eat you?" he opened my mouth open wide.

"Hold on Timmy, I'll save you!" before Cosmo could get inside my mouth, I stopped him. I lowered my mouth.

"No Cosmo moron!" I told him. "Poof pressed a button on AJ's machine yesterday, and it made us switch bodies! So now I am in Poof's body while he's in mine, and now we need help!"

"Or what?" he asked. I slapped my face with my hand.

"Or you may never play water balloons hide and go seek with me ever again!" I said, putting my hand down. Cosmo gasped again.

"Oh no!" he cried. "Don't worry Timmy; I'll get us out of this closet so that you and Poof can change bodies again!" he tried to open the door, but it wouldn't budge.

"Um Timmy?" He said. "I think I locked the door!" I slapped myself again.

"Great! Now how we supposed to get out?" I asked.

"We can use my magic wand!"

"Cosmo, you're a genius for a change!" He started lifting his left arm, and then gasped when he saw nothing there. He looked all around him.

"What's wrong?" I asked him.

"I think I left my wand in our room." I slapped myself (again.) Cosmo noticed the rattle in my hand.

"Timmy, the rattle!" I looked at the rattle.

"Oh yeah!" I said. "I can use the rattle's magic to get us out of here, if I knew how!"

"What you talking about Timmy?" Cosmo asked. "You used to play with a rattle before. I saw it in your baby book!"

"That was a regular rattle Cosmo!" I told him. "This is a magic rattle; I don't know how to use a magic one!"

"Relax Timmy! Wanda says you'll never know unless you try!"

"But Cosmo--"

"Please try Timmy." Cosmo begged. "Please? I have a son and a wife, I can't stay locked up forever with you and Philip in a dark closet, and I have my own life and dreams I have to fulfill. Please Timmy,

Philip and I know you can do it!"

"Ok then, stand back!" I went closer to the locked door. I lifted my right hand, and shook the rattle in it. There was a poof, sudden I turned into an octopus and then inked all over the floor.

"I can't do it!" I told Cosmo.

"Please try again Timmy." He said. He had Philip in one hand. "Philip and I believe in you!"

"Ok, ok!" I tried again. This time I poofed into a little purple balloon.

"Look Cosmo," I told him. "This is impossible; no wonder why Poof messes up our wishes!"

"Don't give up Timmy, try again." I sighed, but lifted my rattle. Poof, suddenly there was a time bomb with us. It was ticking away.

"That can't be good!" I told myself.

"Timmy, we got to get out here fast before we all get seriously injured. "On the count of ten, we find a chainsaw to break down this door? 1, 2.3.4… uh, what cokes after 4?" I looked at the bomb, 10

seconds left!

"How about we just scream help and you pond crazily on the door?"

"Works for me!" So we started yelling for help, while Cosmo banged his hands on the door. Wanda must've herd us, because she shouted to us from the other side of the door.

"Cosmo? Poof?" she asked. "Are you there?"

"Well actually, it's just Timmy and me, Timmy is…" Cosmo started.

"Just get us out of here!" I shouted, interrupting him. Then we herd the bomb went off, it knocked down my door, Wanda tried to dodge it, but my door landed right on top of her! Wanda screamed.

"Wanda, are you all right?" Cosmo grabbed me by the string, and grabbed Philip and went by her side.

"Yes, I'm fine!" she said. She slid free from the door and stood up. She dusted herself of, and then looked at me.

"That's funny." She said. "For a moment, I thought I heard Timmy screaming but that's imposable, since he's crying over there. She pointed to Poof, who was crying on my desk chair. "Wait a minute,

crying?" we went over to the crying Poof.

"Timmy sweetie, why on earth are you crying like a baby?" she asked Poof. "It was only an explosion." Poof kept on crying. Then suddenly, there was a violent shaking of the house. Cosmo and Wanda

screamed as they tried to survive the shaking,

"Earthquake!" Cosmo yelled. I quickly gave Poof back his rattle; Poof opened his eyes and looked at it. He stopped crying and grabbed his precious rattle. The shaking completely stopped.

"Phew! It stopped!" Cosmo sighed in relief.

"By any chance was the explosion your guy's doing?' Wanda asked, narrowing her eyes at Cosmo and me. Cosmo and I smiled innocently. Wanda slapped herself in the face.

"Why am I not surprised!" Then hips on her hips, she looked at Cosmo and me. "Ok, what did you do this time Cosmo?"

"Timmy did it this time, not me!" Cosmo pointed at me. I wanted to disagree with Cosmo when Wanda interrupted me.

"Cosmo that's Poof, not Timmy!" Wanda told her husband. "And I do not blame Poof for this incident, he's just a baby! Aren't you Poofy Woofy?" She looked at me. I didn't say anything. "And besides,

Timmy's been here sleeping like a good boy before the sudden explosion!"

"But Wanda," Cosmo complained. "I told you before, this is Timmy!" he pointed at me.

"Cosmo, not again!" Wanda said. "Don't tell me you forgot what our only son looks like? This is Poof," she pointed to me, then Poof. "And that's Timmy, end of story!" she started back towards the fishbowl.

"Wanda, Cosmo's telling the truth!" I said.

"What Timmy?" Wanda asked Poof.

"Wanda over here!" I said. Wanda looked around to see who was talking. "I'm in Poof's body." She looked at me when I said my last word. She gasped.

"Oh my gosh!" she said, grabbing me by the collar. "Timmy what on earth happen to you and my baby?"

"We accidentally switched bodies from AJ's machine, now I'm in Poof's body and he's in mine, and now we can't get out!" She let go of me.

"No wonder why the whole house shook when Poof cried and you gave his rattle back!"

"Right!" I agreed. "Now I wish that Poof and I could have our own bodies back!" Cosmo and Wanda lifted their wands but their wands failed.

"What's wrong?" I asked them.

"Unfortunately," Wanda said. "We still don't know how the switch happened, so we have to turn you guys back to normal on AJ's machine."

"Great let's hurry and do it before school starts!" I told her.

"You're already late as it is." She said. "We'll do it after school." I looked at the clock. Drat! She was right, it was 7: 20, I was already 20 minutes late!

"Fine!" I finally said. "We can wait until school ends to make the switch!" I started to leave when Wanda stopped me.

"Wait a minute!" she said. "If you go in that body, Crocker will think that you are suspicious."

"You mean Poof will have to sit at my desk while I watch?"

"I'm afraid so."

"Sweet!"

"You're lucky this time Timmy!" Cosmo told me. "But never again will you'll be full of luckiness!"

"But you still have to come with me and Cosmo." Wanda told me. "We might need you!"

"Ok, ok!" So Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and I all went downstairs (We had some delays on Poof, but we finally forced him to come downstairs.)

On the refrigerator I fond a note that reminded me that Vicky was going to pick me up after school, than baby-sit me until mom and dad comes home. Darn! I told my fairies, now we have to wait until

after Vicky leaves to make the switch. We just hurried on to school, awaiting on the possible destruction Poof could do in my classroom.

When we arrived at school at 7:45, the halls were completely empty; so we went to my classroom right away (Cosmo, Wanda, and I all poofed into my school stuff, Cosmo turned into my backpack, Wanda turned into my ruler, and I had to be my pencil since I had a test. Wanda said that since it's my test I

should write my own answers down, and we would pretend that Poof was writing answers, so that Crocker wasn't suspicious.)

"But isn't that forgery?" Cosmo had asked her.

"You know we could get arrested for that." I had told her.

"Not when you are supposed be taking the test." She had told me.

Everybody was already taking the test. Mr. Crocker grinned at Poof.

"Aw Turner!" He said. "Tardy again I see, well just sit at your desk and stay awhile. " Poof didn't move so Cosmo had to push him gently.

"Come on Poof!" Cosmo whispered to his son. "I know you'll too young for school yet, but go and sit down at the empty desk!" When Poof didn't move, Cosmo, Wanda, and I all had to push him gently.

Poof finally got the picture; he went to my desk and sat down in it. Mr. Crocker went over to my desk, and placed the test on the top.

"Here is the test Turner." He said. "You got 15 minutes to finish it, so start writing! I suggest that if you didn't bring your pencil that your fairies can give you one. He did his crazy dance on the way back to

his desk. I jumped out of the Cosmo backpack, and looked at my test.

"Man!" I said. "I'm positive that Crocker's tests get harder every time we take a test!" I looked at Wanda. "Are you sure this isn't forgery?"

"I'm positive!" she said. "Now get to business before Crocker hears us talking!"

"Fine!" I got to work on my test.

"Hmmm." Crocker told himself. "Because Turner's equipment are talking, there could be two explanations for this, we're in a young child's show where every inanimate object talks or this could be the work of his FAIRY GOD PARENTS" (He did his crazy dance!" Every kid in the room looked at him. He

looked embarrassed.

"Nothing to see here!" he said. "I just had a fairy attack again, nothing personal, now GET BACK TO WORK!!" Everybody got quickly back to work.

"Oh that was a close one!" He said, and got back to his work (which was relaxing and watching us work!)

At lunch time, Poof, AJ, and Chester, sat at the lunch table when they all had their lunch (I got a D minus on my test if you were wondering.)

"Hey Timmy, why did you chew you test and spat it at Mr. Crocker?" AJ asked Poof.

"Was there gum on your test and you spat out your test because you had the gum in your mouth?" Chester wanted to know.

"Chester, I don't think that happened at all!" AJ told him. "Let's get eating!"

"All right! Now you're speaking my language!" So my friends started chowing down on their pizzas. Poof just looked at them.

"Timmy, aren't you going to eat yours?" AJ asked when he was done.

"Awesome seconds!" Chester said. He was about to snatch Poof's pizza, when Poof took a nibble of it.

"Darn it, not again!" Chester sat back down. Then Poof must've look funny, because my friends said,

"Timmy are you all right?"

"It was the pizza wasn't it?"

"Oh no!" Wanda said. "Is my little Poof going to make a yucky mess again?"

"Yes!" I said. "And it's look like he's going to make a bigger mess this time!"

"Wow!" Cosmo said. "Our little baby pukes a lot lately!"

"IN COMING!!" Chester yelled to every kid in the lunch room. Poof puked everywhere! All the kids ran and screamed. Wanda and I went back down in the bag.

"Um guys?" Cosmo asked. "Can I not be Timmy's backpack anymore? I'm getting puke all over me, and they don't taste very good! Guys?" I wanted to asked him how he liked being puked on, but I didn't.

When the "gross rain" was over, we looked out and saw Mrs. Waxaplax with vomit on her hair looking mad.

"Timmy! My office now!" She dragged Poof to her office.

Later school ended, Poof got detention and had to mop the entire cafeteria Wanda turned into me because Poof of course didn't do a thing! We hid Poof in the boy's bathroom.

When we went home in Vicky's car, Wanda told us how Vicky said that she would help but lied of course, and made it harder for Wanda by leaving her banana peels all over the floor!

When we were back in my room, I asked Wanda if she wanted Poof back in my body.

"NO, NO, NO!" Wanda said. "There's no way I'm going to let Vicky hurt our baby!"

"But Wanda!" Cosmo told her. "She's mean, there's no telling what she'll do to you!"

"Don't worry Cosmo, I'll be fine!"

"Are you sure?"

Before Wanda could answer, we herd Vicky's yell.

"TWERP! TIME TO ACT AS MY FOOTREST AND PAINT MY NAILS WHILE I WATCTH TV!" I grinned.

"Go ahead Wanda!" I told her proudly. "The queen of torture awaits." Wanda narrowed her eyes at me.

"You know Timmy, I'm doing you and Poof a favor, so be nice!"

"TWERP!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" We saw her exit the room as fast as she could.

"Timmy." Cosmo said. I looked at him. "I'm really worried about my wife."

"Yeah." I agreed. "Wanda is going to work to death out there. But the good news is I don't have to worry about a thing!" Then I played with my paddleball. Cosmo sighed. Poof went to sleep.

When we herd Vicky leave we saw Wanda crawl into the room, she looked like she didn't eat or drink her entire life! Cosmo was about to hug her when Wanda stopped him.

"Don't…hug…me…until…I…get…a…drink…of…water." She panted, heading towards the fishbowl. She turned herself into a fairy again, got a drink from the fishbowl, and flopped down next to me on the

floor, gasping for air.

"Honey what's wrong?" Cosmo asked her.

"Vicky…worked…me…to…death…out…there…" She breathed. "I…never…done…so…much…laborious…work in my entire life! Now I know how that boy in that one movie and book felt like and

you Timmy."

"What did she do to you?" I asked and stopped paddling for a bit.

"She made me her footrest, paint her nails, do the dishes, take out the garbage, she even made me feed her monster dog, Doydle. Then she looked at me. "Timmy, I'm glad you're going back to your own

body tonight, so this nightmare can end!"

"What you're talking about?" I asked. There's no way I'm going back!" I started paddling again. "I LOVE being a fairy baby!"

"WHAT?" They both asked at once. Poof woke up and looked at me.

"Timmy?" The fairy baby asked me.

"You herd me!" I told them. "I'm never going back!"

"But why?" Cosmo asked.

"Timmy you can't be a baby forever!" Wanda told me.

"What are you talking about? Being a fairy baby is AWESOME! You can fly, use magic, don't have to listen to mom, dad, and Vicky anymore, no more pain by Vicky and Francis, and NO SCHOOL!"

"Ok but the next time Vicky comes, I'm going to be Timmy, I can't bare to see my wife in so much pain!" Cosmo said.

"Timmy, this is ridiculous!" Wanda said. "Now I'm getting my baby back weather you like it or not! Now come on!" She started dragging me by the hand. I let go.

"Name me one good reason why I should have my own body back!" I told her. She was about to say something when we herd Chester outside.

"Timmy, you want to go with us to the arcade?"

"They're going to show a sneak peek at a new Crash Nebula video game and it's only for one day!" AJ added. Then they hurried off to the arcade.

"Too bad Timmy, you're going to miss out, and you might not have another chance!" Cosmo said.

"Ok you win again!" I told Wanda. "Let's switch bodies now" I ran out of my room, Wanda followed.

"Oh sure, now you changed your mind!" Cosmo said. "Video games must be your weakness, I got to remember that the next time you and I play air hockey."

"Come on!" Wanda grabbed Cosmo by the hand and continued to follow.

When we got to AJ's garage we gazed up at the enormous machine (First we had to un cover it from under a large blanket.) I grabbed Poof and went to the machine's chambers, and positioned us in each.

"Ok, let err rip!" I told them when I was ready. I waited a few seconds, nothing happened.

"I said let err rip!" I repeated more loudly.

"I herd you the first time sweetie." Wanda told me, looking at the Manuel. "I'm just making sure that we don't mess up again."

"This is boring!" Cosmo said. "Let's just pull a random lever and see if it works!" He was heading towards a lever.

"Cosmo, no!" Wanda quickly closed the booklet, flew over, and lowered the other lever before Cosmo could do anything. Suddenly, smoke came out of the machine. We coughed until all the smoke cleared, and I stepped out. I looked down; I was on the ground and had my body! I toughed my face and head,

my pink hat was on my head. I was back to normal!

"Ya hoo! I'm back to normal!" I jumped up. I noticed that I still had Poof's rattle in my hand. I went over to him, he was back to normal too, and I gave him his rattle before he could say anything. He was

happy to get his rattle back!

"POOF!" his parents rushed and hugged their baby.

"Poof, thank goodness you're all right!" Wanda said.

"Yeah we thought that you'll be stuck in a human's body for life!" Cosmo added. Then he let go.

"Hey Wanda?" he asked her. "Why didn't you want me to lower that lever?"

"Because that lever was red and that was the explosion button, and the one I lowed was the solution to our problem."

"Wanda, why does every machine have a self destruct button?"

"I have no idea."

"Good thing you didn't press it!" I told him. He laughed.

"Yeah good thing, or we'll be cleaning a bigger mess then Wanda did at school!" Wanda smiled.

"Ok, come on, let's go to the arcade!" I jumped up.

"Let's!" They both agreed. Then we left AJ's house, and headed towards the arcade.

God Brotherly Love

"Does anyone know where my Crimson action figure is?" Timmy Turner asked his godparents in his room. Wanda was busy as a goldfish, vacuuming in the fishbowl. Cosmo was busy watching his wife

from outside the fishbowl, when Timmy came in.

"Sorry, I'm afraid not sweetie!" Wanda told him, still vacuuming. "Did you check everywhere?"

"I checked the entire house!" Timmy replied. "I checked under my bed, in your beds incase Cosmo or Poof was sleeping with him, I checked our kitchen, the bathrooms, everywhere?" Cosmo came up to

Timmy.

"Did you check in the toilets Timmy?" Cosmo asked.

"Why would it be in the toilets Cosmo?" Timmy wanted to know.

"Maybe because he wanted to swim?" Cosmo suggested with a smile. Timmy slapped his forehead.

"Oh and if you think I put him in there, you're way off! Because I'll never do that to your toys Timmy!

"Good!" Timmy said. "Then where the heck is it?"

"I don't know!" Cosmo shrugged. Timmy slapped himself again. The vacuum was louder.

"Oh my gosh!" Cosmo gasped. "I think I know where he went!"

"You do?! Where?"

"Wanda's vacuum must've swallowed it up! Come on!" Cosmo headed towards his wife.

"Cosmo, I don't think…" But Cosmo was already consulting with Wanda.

"Wanda!" Cosmo shouted over the roar of the vacuum. "Your vacuum swallowed up Timmy's Crimson Chin action figure all in one gulp! Now if you let me, I'm going to go check!" Wanda looked puzzled,

and then turned of the vacuum cleaner.

"What Cosmo?!" Wanda asked when the sound completely died down. Before she could get an answer, Cosmo quickly poofed into the vacuum cleaner! Wanda screamed.

"Cosmo, what in heaven's sake are you doing in there?!" She wanted desperate to know.

"Don't worry, I'll find him Timmy!" Cosmo said from inside. He looked all around, but saw nothing but dust.

"Darn it! It's not in here, oh well! Ok Timmy, it's not in here, I'm poofing out now…OW!" He bumped his head.

"What the?!" He rubbed his head. Because of the jolt, the machine flipped on! It made a noise, then it zoomed around the fishbowl with Cosmo still inside!

"HEEEELLLLPPPPP!" Cosmo screamed from inside.

"Cosmo, what are you doing?!" Wanda asked. Suddenly, the vacuum smashed the front of the fishbowl, and sucked up everything in Timmy's room!

"My stuff!" Timmy shouted. He tried to stop the vacuum, but couldn't! Wanda poofed out of the fishbowl, and turned into back into a fairy.

"Wanda, we got to do something!" Timmy shouted to her.

"I'm thinking!" She shouted back. She was thinking when the vacuum suddenly stopped. It was about to explode with all the stuff it sucked up!

"GET DOWN!" Wanda yelled, and topped on Timmy, making him fall down! The vacuum then exploded into a million pieces! Timmy's stuff with everywhere around the room! Cosmo floated of the ground,

looking woozy.

"My vacuum!" Wanda shouted.

"Oh, what a crazy ride!" Cosmo said in a daze. Wanda and Timmy glared at him. Cosmo looked at them.

"Oh hey guys!" He snapped to reality.

"Sorry Timmy, I couldn't find him! I looked everywhere!" He then noticed their mad faces at him.

"Did I do something wrong?" he asked them.

"Yes!" Wanda said. "And in the process, you also destroyed my 100 dollars vacuum cleaner!"

"I'm sorry honey!" Cosmo apolizied. "Can a kiss make you feel better?" He kissed his wife on the cheek.

"No!" She madly replied.

"Now because of you," Timmy began. "My parents are totally going to kill me!"

"I'm sorry Timmy! Cosmo said. "I was just trying to help!"

"We know sweetie," Wanda comforted her sad husband. "And we thank you of that, but you got to be more careful, and…" Suddenly they herd a baby's laugh from the hallway! They went outside of

Timmy's bedroom, and saw baby Poof playing with Timmy's Crimson Chin doll!

"WEEEEE!" Poof said happily, pretending the figure can fly. Wanda and Cosmo smiled at their happy little child.

"Awe, he's playing!" Wanda said sweetly.

"I know!" Cosmo said. "If he was like me when I was little, he'll soon destroy it!"

"What?!" Timmy asked. "I got to get my toy back before that happens!" Timmy ran right up to Poof. Poof was still playing with the doll.

"Ok Poof, playtime over!" Timmy told the fairy baby. "Now you got to give me back my toy!" Poof kept on playing and laughing.

"Uh, the Crimson Chin has to rest now from his hero work!" Wanda cleared her throat. Timmy sighed.

"May I have my toy back please?" Timmy got impatient when Poof didn't give the doll back to him. Timmy grabbed the doll's leg.

"That's it!" he told the baby. "I need my toy back NOW Poof!" Poof started playing tug of war with Timmy.

"Mine! Poof shouted back.

"No, mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!" He and Poof fought over the doll, until one of the legs popped off! Timmy gasped, and then madly looked at Poof.

"Bad Poof!" he said angrily, showing him the broken toy. "Now I got to tell your mom and dad to fix it!" Poof burst out crying.

"Timmy, did you have to yell?" Wanda asked, comforting her son. To Poof she said, "There, there, it's all right Poof, mommy's here, don't cry!"

"Well, Poof was playing and broke my toy!" Timmy exclaimed. "He was being bad, I had to yell!" Wanda narrowed her eyes at Timmy.

"But, he's only a baby!" She reminded her godson. "He didn't know better! You shouldn't have yelled at him!"

"Well, he should've been more careful!" Timmy shouted. "That's it Wanda! I wish my toy was fixed!"

"Sorry Timmy!" She said, carrying the crying fairy baby. "I can't just grant you a wish until you apologize to Poof!"

"What?! No way!"

"Then you're stuck with a broken doll until you say sorry!" Timmy sighed, and then turned to Cosmo.

"Fine then!" he murmured. "Cosmo, I wish my toy wasn't broken!"

"Sorry sport!" Cosmo said to him. "But as a responsible father, I can't give you a freebee until you say sorry!" Timmy turned around.

"Fine! I'll tell my dad to fix it!" He marched downstairs.

"Go ahead!" Wanda hollered after him. "Be that way!" Then to Cosmo she said, "Come on Cosmo, we need Poof's bottle!"

"Ok!" So the three of them went back into the fishbowl.

Poof was still crying when Timmy entered the room with his still broken doll. Timmy went towards the fishbowl.

"Well my parents are still way too busy to fix my toy!" Timmy explained. "Now I am going to ask this again." He took a deep breath and let it out real fast. "I wish my doll was fixed!"

"Drat!" Timmy heard Wanda from the fishbowl.

"I know you don't want to fix it, but it got to be done sooner or later, so please fix it!" Wanda appeared with the crying Poof in her fins. She looked at Timmy.

"No sport!" She told him. She poofed Da Rules in front of her. "According to the rules, fairies have to grant their god kid's wishes, under no circumstances what so ever!"

"So does this mean you can fix my doll?" Timmy asked with a hopeful look. Wanda nodded sadly as Da Rules poofed away.

"Awesome!!" Timmy shouted. "Ok, I wish my toy was fixed!" Wada sadly lifted her wand and sighed.

"Ok!" She said. "But I really don't think you deserve this!" She granted Timmy's wish.

"Awesome!" Timmy said when he had a fixed Crimson Chin doll in his hand. "Thanks Wanda!" Timmy went to play with his doll by his bed. When Poof saw this, he cried louder. Wanda tried comforting her

baby again.

Timmy herd Poof crying, looked sadly at his doll, then to the fishbowl. He put his doll on his bed, and went to the fishbowl.

"Hey Wanda?" Timmy asked. Wanda appeared with the crying Poof.

"I'm sorry I yelled at Poof about my toy."

"Say it so Poof can hear you!" she told him.

"Poof, I'm sorry what I did to you! It wasn't right! Do you forgive me?" With that said, Poof immediately stopped crying.

"Timmy!" Poof said, waving his hand fins. Wanda sighed in relief.

"Thanks Timmy!" she told him. "Poof really needed you to say the magic word I guess!" Then Cosmo poofed in with a puppet dragon. He looked at his son, then at Timmy.

"Did you say the magic S word Timmy?" he asked. Timmy nodded.

"And all that crying gave me a headache!" he admitted. "I'm going to lay down a bit."

"You go to it Timmy!" Wanda said. As Timmy went to bed, Cosmo performed his puppet show to Poof. Poof laughed at every joke his dad and the puppet performed.

Later, when Timmy's headache had gone away, he decided to build something from his "Bloco Blocks." He got out of bed, went to get the blocks, and started building. He built the two towers of the Word's

Trade Center. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were fairies.

"Easy, easy!" he said when he stood on a step ladder, putting the last block on the top. When he was finished, he got down and admired it.

"Well guys," he said to his fairies. "What do you think?"

"It's wonderful Timmy!" Wanda replied.

"Yeah!" Cosmo agreed. "It looks exactly like the two towers to the World's Trade Center before 9/11!"

"Well I'm glad you guys appreciate it!" Timmy explained. "Both towers took me three hours to build! I will be mad if someone bumps into these and…POOF NO!!" The fairy baby accidentally rammed into the tower, after flying to pick up his soccer ball he poofed in front of the towers. Poof looked up. The

one tower bumped the second, and they both collapsed onto Poof!

"POOF!!" His parents cried at once. They both rushed to see if their baby was all right.

"Poof, poof!" the baby said when he poked his head out from the sea of blocks.

"Poof, I'm glad you're all right!" Wanda picked him up and hugged him.

"Weird!" Cosmo said, looking at the mess. "I thought airplanes crashed the Twin Towers, not a fairy baby!"

"AHEM!" Timmy said, stamping his foot. They all looked at Timmy. Poof realized what Timmy was upset about.

"Oops!" he just said.

"Poof!" Timmy began. "You destroyed The Twin Towers, that was a very naughty thing of you to do! You parents should scold you for life!"

"Timmy!" Wanda gasped with shock. "Poof's only a baby! He didn't mean to, I can't believe you're being this mean to him, give him a chance, you shouldn't blame babies!"

"So who should I blame? You guys!?"

"Yes, we're guilty!" Cosmo spoke. "Blame us instead! We're really sorry our baby destroyed your towers Timmy!" Timmy looked at the hopeful Cosmo and Wanda, then at the innocent Poof.

"Fine!" Timmy sighed. He looked at Poof.

"Poof I'm sorry I blamed you!"

"Poof, Timmy!" He wriggled from his mom, and hugged Timmy.

"Ok Poof, that's enough!" Poof let go.

"Thanks Sport!" Wanda said rubbing Timmy's hair.

"No problem!" Then he looked serious at Poof.

"But if Poof messes up one more time…"

"He won't!" his parents said together.

"Are you sure guys? Because I don't think…"

"We're sure!"

"He better not!" Timmy marched away.

"Poof?" Poof asked, wondering what his fate will be if he upset his god brother once more.

Later, Poof was watching "Blarney and Friends" on Timmy's TV. Next to him were his dolls of Blarney the dinosaur.

"Poof!" He waited to hear Blarney's opening theme. Timmy came in the room.

"Ok Poof!" he said. "Blarney time is over. Now get ready for "The Crimson Chin's Ultimate Battle! So, can you move over Poof?" Poof stayed memorized to the screen.

"Uh Poof, move over so I can change the channel!" A gain silence. Poof cheered when the theme song came on. Timmy was impatient!

"That it!" Timmy shouted. He went and changed to his channel.

"Poof!" Poof changed it back.

"No Poof, my channel."

"Poof!" They kept changing channels on each other, when Cosmo came in to see what the fuss was.

"What the heck is going on out here Timmy?" he asked.

"Poof won't let me watch my movie! Instead he's watching one of his stupid baby shows!" Cosmo looked to what his son was watching.

"Hey Blarney's on!" Cosmo said excitedly. "Save me a spot Poof!"

"Don't tell me you want to watch Blarney!"

"You got to like the pink dinosaur Timmy!" Cosmo told him, taking a spot by his son.

"I don't!" Timmy said. "And Blarney is purple, not pink!"

"Well it's entertaining and educational!" Cosmo told him. "That's what so good about it!"

"Yeah well, I despise Blarney!"

"You just got to feel the love around you is all!"

"What the heck does that mean?!" Cosmo grabbed the Blarney doll and began to sing.

I love you, you love me!" he sang, playing with Blarney.

We'll best friends like friends should be! With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, Let just say that…" Timmy roughly joined in.

"Let's just say that we hate you too!" Cosmo gasped, and covered Blarney's invisible ears.

"Timmy! That's what you say to Blarney! Apologize right now!" He handed Blarney to Timmy. "Go on, apologize and make up!" Timmy madly threw Blarney aside.

"I HATE Blarney! He shouted. "It's a baby's show, and I'll NEVER like it! EVER!" Cosmo gasped again. With the yelling, Poof broke out crying. Wanda quickly poofed out of the fishbowl, and cradled the

crying fairy baby.

"Timmy, I thought I told you to…" Wanda began, madly.

"That's IT! Timmy exploded! Cosmo and Wanda looked at Timmy.

"I'm tired of all the crying! Tired at listening to you cradling him! Tired of you saying "Oh Poof's in danger, we got to rescue him! And I'm sick of this baby! In fact I wish that this would all end and that

Poof was never born!" Cosmo and Wanda gasped in shock. Poof cried louder.

"No!" Wanda said. "We'll not going to just abandon him just because our god kid told us to, we refuse!""

"And if Poof leaves, we leave too!" Cosmo added, "Weather you like it, or not!"

"Are you refusing the rules?" Timmy asked them.

"No!" Wanda replied, "We love our baby! And you know very well why we can't!"

"Yeah!" Cosmo said. "And we told you so many times before; you should know why we can't grant you that wish!" Timmy sighed.

"You're right!" he agreed. He looked at the crying Poof. "Poof, I'm really sorry about exploding like that! And as a sorry, I'll let you sleep with me tonight!" Poof immediately stopped crying, and looked at

his god brother.

"Timmy!" he said.

Later that night, the two god brothers slept soundly on Timmy's bed. Cosmo and Wanda were proud of this, and got to sleep themselves. Somebody crept into the bushes.

"I may have failed catching that Turner kid's fairies the first time!" the voice said behind the bushes. "But, I, Miss. Doombringer will be victorious this time!" She snickered. "Now all I have to do is catch

Timmy alone, and when I do that, his fairies will want to rescue him and when they do…" she laughed some more. "I'll have them for sure and rip their wings off!" She laughed while she spied on Timmy

through her binoculars. She saw him and Poof sleeping together.

"Bingo!" She said. "I can snatch him right up!

She got an extending butterfly net, and extended it to Timmy's bed. She then scooped Timmy and Poof into the net!"

"Perfect!" She reeled her catch in and looked at them. "I even captured that Turner's stuffed plush, excellent!" She then ran off with them, laughing the whole way about her capture!

When Timmy opened his eyes the next morning, he froze; wait a second, this isn't my bed! He thought to himself. Where am I? He looked around, and saw millions of black bars in front of him! He looked at his knees; Poof was sleeping soundly on his lap. He pushed him gently to the side, and stood up. He

looked around, the room didn't look familiar. What happened to my room? What happened to Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof's fishbowl? He noticed the keys near the door.

Suddenly Timmy gasped. He knew where he was; he and Poof has been kidnapped and locked up in a cage! Timmy madly ran around in circles.

"What to do? What to do?" He repeated to himself over and over again. "Ohhh, if only I had at least one of my fairies to help me poof out of here! And I don't care if that fairy is a baby and doesn't know magic too well, as long as I'm out I'm happy! Oh if only…" Suddenly he had an idea. Wait! Baby. He

went to wake his sleepy god brother.

"Psst! Poof, wake up!" Timmy whispered. Poof laid sound asleep. "Poof, wake uppppp!" Still the fairy baby snoozed.

"POOF WAKE UP!" he madly yelled in Poof's ear.. Started by the rude wake up call, Poof started crying. Timmy plugged his ears.

"Ugh! Poof, it's only me!" He told the crying baby. "Please, stop your crying!" Poof stopped crying, and looked at his god brother.

"Timmy?" he asked. He wondered why his god brother rudely awakened him like that. Timmy unplugged his ears.

"Poof I think we have been kidnapped and we're in a cage!" Timmy blurted out. "So since you're a fairy, and have your magic rattle; can you poof us out of here?" Poof stared blankly at Timmy like he

did when Timmy asked him to poof out of Dark Laser's hideout, when he had pressed the self destruct button.

"Please Poof!" Timmy pleaded. "I'll give you a cookie if you do!" Poof still blankly looked at his god brother like he was speaking a different language or something. Timmy sighed.

"Fine! Two cookies? Cookies and milk? A free ticket to see Blarney live?" Poof still failed to make a connection to Timmy's words. Timmy got impatient and started shaking the baby rapidly by his shirt

collar.

"Do something Poof!" Poof couldn't help but cry loudly. Timmy plugged his ears again.

"Ugh, not again! Why did I suggest to my godparents that they have a baby? Why, why, why?!"

Suddenly, they both herd an evil laugh. Timmy unplugged his ears, and Poof stopped crying. The boys both looked outside the cage. Outside, Timmy gasped when he saw somebody from outside the cage. Somebody he hoped never in his ten year old life, to see ever again. For standing above him was Mrs.

Doombringer!

"Ahh, Mrs. Doombringer!" Timmy stepped back. "W-what are you doing here? I thought Crocker got rid of you!" She laughed.

"Nothing stops Mrs. Doombringer! I came to get my revenge!" After mysterious lightening flashed while she laughed; she grabbed Poof, and got him through the bars.

"Awwwe! Did your fairies have a baby?" She asked. "He's so adorable! And now I'll have three fairies, not two! I'll have three crowns, and three pairs of fairy wings. And I'll use him as bait!" She put Poof

back inside the cage, and laughed as she ran to the other room.

"Mama, dada?" Poof asked, tears in his eyes and sniffling. "Poof?"

"No Poof!" Timmy ran to cover up the baby's mouth. "Don't cry, all you have to do is poof us out of this place, then we're safely home!"

"Mama? Dada?" Poof still had tears in his eyes.

"Ok Poof, I wish that we were home and you could see your mom and dad again!" Timmy waited, and then realized they were still there."

"Come on Poof!" He encouraged the baby. "Shake your rattle and poof us home!" Still no magic.

"Poof!" Timmy was impatient. "Come on, poof us home, we don't have the whole day!" Poof whimpered a bit. "Poof!" Poof still whimpered. Timmy sighed.

"Right! I forgot, you're still learning how to do your magic!" Timmy looked at the key, then back at Poof. "Okay Poof new approach, just fly over to that key and bring it here so your god brother can get out of here!" Poof looked outside. "You can do it, go Poof!" He gently pushed the fairy baby outside.

Poof looked back.

"Poof?" He sounded unsure.

"Go Poof, go!" Timmy encouraged him. "I may be locked up but I'm still behind you! I'll lead you step by step so you don't mess up, now go get the key!" Poof took one final glimpse, and then flew towards the key. Poof reached for the keys with his little hands. The keys fell to the floor. Poof grabbed them.

"Poof, poof!" He explained happily. He turned around to show Timmy his achievement.

"Awesome job Poof!" Timmy congratulated the fairy baby. "Now kindly bring the key to me!" Poof waddled towards Timmy. "That's it, just a little more…" Suddenly the door burst open. Timmy

screamed and ducked for cover.

"What's going on out here???" Mrs. Doombringer demanded to know. Poof froze where he was.

"Mrs. Doombringer!" Timmy said. "We were….playing!"

"You can't fool me!" She said. "You and that cute fairy baby were trying to ESCAPE!"

"No, no!" Timmy lied. "We were not trying to do that! We were…"

"Never mind!" She responded. "Now where's that baby? It's time to temporary reunite with his parents."

"Uh…I haven't seen him!" To Poof he whispered, "Hide Poof hide!" It took Poof a few seconds to absorb Timmy's new information. Then he started walking to a hiding place.

"There you are!" Mrs. Doombringer spotted the baby. Poof walked faster, but she grabbed Poof by the hair. Poof screamed, and wiggled to get free.

"Don't worry!" She told him. "You'll be with your parents real soon." She told him. "Temporarily of course!" She laughed while she placed him on the in a seat. Straps suddenly went around Poof's body. Hand Cuffs and leg cuffs strapped around his hands and feet. Poof wiggled and screamed to get free.

"MAMA! DADA!" The baby yelled.

"Yell all you want baby!" Mrs. Doombringer scoffed. "Then your parents will come, and then I'll have triple the magic!" She laughed as mysterious lighting appeared again.

"Stop it!" Timmy said. "He's just a baby! You could get arrested and spend a bazillion years in jail for this!"

"I don't care kid!" She stopped laughing. "As long as I get all my fairies, I will be happy. She laughed some more as she left the room. Timmy sat down in a corner.

Please Cosmo and Wanda! He begged to himself. Whether you can her Poof screaming or not, please don't come and get caught by Mrs. Doombringer!

Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda awoke to Timmy's alarm clock.

"Good morning Cosmo!" Wanda told her husband when she was awake.

"Morning Wanda!" Cosmo said. "Did you sleep well?"

"Like an angel! How about you?"

"I slept fine!" he yawned.

"Glad to hear it, now how about you wake Poof, wile I check up on Timmy?"

"Whatever you say Wanda." Wanda poofed out of their house. "Whatever you say." He yawned again before he entered his son's room.

"Okay Kiddo!" Cosmo turned Poof's light switch on. "Rise and shine for another beautiful day!" He went over to Poof's bed, and pulled down his sheets.

"Wake up Poof, and get ready for another exciting day with your wonderful god brother and parents!" He gasped when he noticed that the baby wasn't in the crib.

"Poof?" He started looking everywhere in his son's room. "Where are you my boy? Poof? Come on, this is no time for Hide and Seek! Where are you Poof?"

Suddenly a light bulb mysteriously flashed above his crown.

"Hey a mysterious light bulb suddenly flashed above my head!" He told himself." "That could only mean one thing. Either Poof is at the department store buying mom and dad light bulbs for Christmas, OR I have an idea! Hey, wait a minute! Poof is way too young to go out in the unpredictable world all by his lonesome, so he couldn't have gone!" Then he gasped. "But that doesn't mean he did ! I got to go tell Wanda that are baby is lost at the department store!" He poofed into Timmy's room. Wanda

was searching frantically.

"Wanda!" He told her while she searched. "It's terrible! Our only son has gone to the department store all by his lonesome, and we need to go find him before he gets caught shoplifting and…" He noticed

what his wife was doing. "What're you doing?"

"Looking for Timmy." She told him.

"He's lost to?"

"Unfortunately yes!"

"Are you sure he's not playing Hide and Seek?"

"Positive!"

"He might be downstairs already." Then both of them herd cries from downstairs. They went out of the room, and saw Timmy's parents crying on the sofa.

"Where are you Timmy?" His mom cried as they looked at a picture of their son.

"You can't be eighteen yet!" Mr. Turner added. "It seems only yesterday you were ten years old!" They kept crying.

"See?" Wanda told her husband when they were done looking. "Even his parents are looking for him!"

"Well," Cosmo said. "how do you know he's not at the bus stop already?"

"Cosmo." She told him. "It's 6: 30! The bus doesn't come till another twenty minutes!"

"Well, maybe he walked to school with Chester and AJ."

"I doubt it! Besides, he would've let us know how he's going to school."

"Maybe he forgot!"

"He wouldn't do that Cosmo, he loves us dearly."

"Maybe he's ditching for the mall, or a book signing!"

"He's too smart to do that Cosmo." Cosmo suddenly gasped.

"Oh my gosh, I know where they might be!"

"Where?"

"Timmy and Poof are at the department store buying us light bulbs!":

"Cosmo, why would they buy light bulbs for us?"

"I don't know! Cause Poof is too young to go by himself, so he brought Timmy along to help him."

"Okay, but why would we need light bulbs? We got some, and they're working like a charm!"

"Cause they love us? Cause they think we're really bright?" He chuckled a little at his joke.

"I think something bad has happened to them!" Wanda suggested.

"Why would something bad happen to them?"

"Because they mysteriously disappeared without telling us!"

"How you know Poof is with Timmy?"

"Poof slept with Timmy last night remember?"

"Oh yeah! That's why the light bulb flushed above my head, to remind me that they slept together last night!"

"Now let's make flyers like Timmy's parents are!"

"You mean flying pieces of paper that asks where lost dogs and kitties are?"

"No! I mean, papers that are posted on stores and trees about people's lost pets!"

"Oh! But this time it'll be lost children instead! Got it Wanda!" So the two started to make flyers that asked "Have you seen our lost baby?"

When they were done (after some delays of Cosmo messing up), they were about to depart to Fairy World, when Wanda noticed a note in the branches of a tree.

"What's this?" She asked, taking the note and reading it.

"Come on Wanda!" Cosmo edged his wife. "We don't have time for you to sign a contract to the Pixies so that they can take over Fairy World, we got a job to do!"

"Oh no!" Wanda said. "Mrs. Doombringer has kidnapped Poof and Timmy! If we don't do something, she'll rip Poof's wings off, we got to save them!"

"Who the heck is Miss. Doombringer?" Cosmo asked. "Have we met her before?"

"She was Miss Sunshine when Crocker had a fairy obsession injury, and transformed into her when Timmy wished that she could be his pertinent sub remember?"

"Oh yeah! I remember her, the evil lady who looks like she was from Benny Phantom!"

"Yes, her! Now we got to save Timmy and Poof before it's too late!"

"Right, lets rock and roll baby!" So she and Cosmo went to find Miss. Doombringer's secret hideout.

"Something's not working!" Miss Doombringer observed five minutes later when Cosmo and Wanda didn't appear. Poof was crying loudly. "Those two fairies should be here by now. I wonder where they

are!"

“Well don't look at me!" Timmy said. "I have no clue where they are by now! They must be worried about us, so let me go, and Poof and I will…"

"That's it!" Mss Doombringer snapped her fingers, and then leaned towards the cage at Timmy.

"What's it?"

"Fairy godparents have a sensor on their wands, telling them where their god kids are when they're in danger!"

"Uh, oh!" Timmy gasped. She laughed.

"I knew it! Making you scream in terror will let their wands explicably locate where you are." She let Timmy out of the cage.

"Thanks!"

"Come on kid!" Miss. Doombringer dragged Timmy to a laser. Timmy tried to let go but it was no use.

"Hey, what the heck are you going to do to me?" The boy asked. The villainess went to the laser.

"I figure a laser beam will make your fairies come quicker!" She laughed as she turned it on.

"WHAT?! Are you crazy?! That'll laser might kill me!"

"Don't care! As long as I've got my three fairies, nothing will no longer matter!" She laughed evilly as Timmy was strapped to the wall by leg and hand cuffs, forcing him to scream.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Screams and laughter filled the room.

"POOOOOFFFFFF!!!" The baby looked at his screaming god brother. With all of his might, the baby broke the cuffs, and raced to the plug of the machine.

"ANY LAST WORDS TURNER?!" Poof pulled on the sting of the plug, he failed. He tried again, still no luck. Then at the last second, Poof gave it his best pull, and pulled the plug out of its socket. The

machine instantly stopped!

"Huh?" Miss. Doombringer ceased her laugher and quickly turned around. "What?!" She saw the baby, plug in hand.

"How dare you!" She reached for the baby.

"Oops!" Poof said. He dropped the plug, and ran for his life as Miss. Doombringer chased after him around the room. Timmy broke free, then grabbed Poof and held him.

"Give me the baby kid!" She ordered.

"No!" Timmy shouted.

"In that case, I'll take him by force!" She went to grab Poof.

"Uh, here you go!" Timmy said. He gave Poof to the evil lady. Mss. Doombringer was surprised, but took him proudly.

"Pretty soon with this baby, I can capture his parents and rip all of their wings off!" She laughed, Timmy took Poof's rattle.

"Burp Poof, burp!" Timmy whispered. The baby looked at Timmy blankly. Miss. Doombringer tossed Poof up and down in the air.

"Who wants to see his parents again? Huh, who?" She talked baby talk to him, and held him. "I bet you do, yes you do!" Poof suddenly burped. Lightning made her drop Poof. Timmy grabbed Poof, and ran

for his life! Miss. Doombringer got up and ran after them. She grabbed Poof.

"Hey!" Timmy shouted. "Give him back?"

"And how do you know he wants to be with you?" She asked.

"Because I'm his caring god brother, I know and can take him back to where he rightfully belongs!"

"Are you sure he wants to go with you?"

"Positive! Now, give him back!"

"Ha! All you'll do is treat him like your slave!" She looked at Poof.

"Do you really want to go back to your older god brother?" She asked the baby.

"Knock it off!" Timmy shouted. Ignoring him, she continued.

I mean really, do you want to go with someone older then you, who boss you around and tell you what and what not to do all the time?"

"Stop putting ideas in his head!"

"Come on, do you? With me you can do whatever you feel like at any cost, but with him, you're be working as his slave!"

"Don't listen to her Poof; she's out of her mind!"

"So what do you say? Do you want to be free or do you want to be bossed around all the time?" Poof looked at Timmy, then Mss. Doombringer.

"Poof, no!"

"Quiet kid! Let the baby decide. Well?" It took a moment for him to decide, and then he remembered his and Timmy's disputes.

"Poof!" He finally said, and hugged her. Miss. Doombringer patted the baby's head.

"Excellent choice!" She told him.

"WHAT?!" Timmy went over, shocked. "Poof, how could you do this to me? She's the bad lady, remember?" Poof madly stuck out his tongue at him.

"That's right, little fellow! I will never treat you the way he does! I won't discipline you, or shake your by your collar violently. You're all safe with me!" She let go of him.

"Poof, you're making a huge mistake!" Miss. Doombringer stated dragging Timmy away. Timmy shouted to him while being pulled.

"Poof, I am an only child but I think I know how you feel!"

"Poof?" Poof looked at Timmy.

"Being the younger brother or sister must suck sometimes! Having to be told what to do by the older sibling." He was put and locked in a cage up high. "But they're mainly doing it because they love and care for you!" Miss Doombringer pressed a button on a remote, and a pool of lava opened up from the floor. "Poof it's not just us, lots of younger and older siblings fight. But they make up at the end, or at

least they should!" He was being lowered towards the lava. "Think of all the good times that we shared so far! Think of all the fun things we did since you were born! Think of your mom and dad's faces when

they saw us playing together!"

"Say goodbye Turner!" Miss. Doombringer pressed a button, and the cage began zooming towards the lava!

"I LOVE YOU POOFFFFFFF!" Timmy screamed as he was about to die.

"Poof!" the baby snapped to reality, and raced to the plug to turn the machine of. He pulled it out with all of his strength! The machine stopped.

"Hey! What the?!" She turned around to see the baby and the empty socket.

"All right Poof!" Timmy cheered.

"Why you!" She went to grab Poof. The baby moved out of the way, she bumped hard into the socket and got badly electrocuted! She screamed in pain.

Poof went over to the cage, and set his god brother free.

"Thanks Poof!" Timmy said. He grabbed and hugged him. "You're the best, I love you!" Poof laughed with joy.

"Luv you Timmy!" He replied. "Luv you!"

"That's my little god brother!" Timmy curled Poof's one hair. Poof laughed. "Now let's go home before Miss. Doombringer recovers!"

"Poof!" The baby agreed. Timmy gave back his rattle, and then the two went out while Miss Doombringer laid crisp on the floor.

"I'll get you next time Turner!" She declared. "And you precious fairies too!" She mourned in pain.

When the boys came outside, they bumped into Cosmo and Wanda!

"Poof, Timmy!" Wanda said hugging them both. "Thank heavens you're safe!"

"Yeah!" Cosmo agreed. "We thought that Miss. D would put you in a cage, and lower you in a pool of hot lava!" He hugged both of them next.

"Luv Timmy!" Poof told his mom.

"After all your disputes, your love Timmy?" Cosmo wanted to know. "How did you solve your conflicts? Did you two play a board game and acted as friends in the end or something? Huh, huh? What did you

do?"

"Cosmo my man!" Timmy patted his god father. "I think it's best to leave the past behind us and head home." They went towards home.

"But Timmy how did you and Poof accept your differences? Come on, how? How?"

Ignoring Cosmo's endless questions, Timmy and Poof smiled as each other. For no one, except them, knew the answer.