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As Minnesota State graduate student Marcy Koch gazed around the banquet hall packed with statewide members of the Minnesota School Counselors Association, she was glad to see many familiar faces — instructors, advisers and fellow classmates who helped her through her years at MSU.

Koch was honored by the MSCA as Minnesota’s 2009 Potential School Counselor of the Year at the awards ceremony May 4 in Brainerd, Minn.

“It was a huge honor, and very humbling,” reflected Koch, who graduated from MSU’s Professional School Counseling Program in May. “I’ve been around so many great counseling students throughout my time at MSU.”

Those who know Koch professionally aren’t surprised at her deferential attitude, but say her accolades are well deserved.

“She’s unassuming. She doesn’t

seek the limelight,” said Rick Auger, a School Counseling faculty member who advised and taught Koch. “Yet she’s very talented, smart and sensitive to other people. Marcy has strong counseling skills and is very committed to children, education and counseling. She’s such a great representative of our school and our program.”

That program has churned out four winners of the Potential School Counselor of the Year award in the last six years. It’s no accident, said Koch.

“They are some of the most personable, competent and knowledgeable people I could have asked for,” Koch said of her instructors at MSU. “I can’t find the words to describe how much I think of them.”

Throughout her life, Koch, 49, has been involved in teaching and counseling. Her siblings were her first pupils.

After a two-year experiment, the Chinese program at Minnesota State is no more.

Department of Modern Languages Chair Jim Grabowska said the Chinese program began two years ago when the department received funds to support a teaching assistant through academic affairs. Modern languages monitored class enrollment and feedback and found students overall were enthusiastic about the program.

“It was successful because we had a good T.A. and plenty of student support,” Grabowska said.

Former graduate student Leping Yu taught Chinese 101 and 102, but couldn’t teach higher-level courses because she wasn’t a faculty member.

The university’s current budget situation won’t allow for full-time Chinese faculty members, though the department has requested them.

“We asked the teaching assistant for her syllabus and will try to add regular course offerings,” Grabowska said. “We will continue to ask for full-time members.”

Although Chinese is currently not an option, students have Spanish, French, German and Scandinavian studies to choose from. Still, some feel the loss of the program means a loss to the students.

“I hope it will be back soon and expanded as soon as possible,” said Greg Husak, marketing coordinator for the Centennial Student Union. Husak took the class the first year it was offered. “Even one year of Mandarin was of benefit to me, both from an academic and business perspective.”

Husak thinks Mandarin wasn’t marketed as effectively as it could have been.

“I went to have my credits certified for graduation and the registrar’s office didn’t know the program existed,” Husak said.

“They were arguing with me, saying ‘we don’t have Chinese at this university.”

Despite this, Husak said his class had 33 students and a very high percentage wanted to continue on with Chinese. He said the class was one of the best he had taken.

“Never had I taken a class more gratifying, fulfilling or that gave me a greater sense of achievement,” Husak said. “It literally opened up a whole other world for me, as I’m sure it would for anyone taking the class.”

The modern languages department has received support from students and the university for the Chinese program.

“We’ve had requests to bring languages like Portuguese, Russian and Arabic but Chinese has had the most support,” Grabowska said.

Still, the budget crisis and lack of funds present a problem.

Commendable counseling

MSU ends Chinese programProgram dropped despite student, faculty support

MSU grad earns Minnesota Potential Counselor of the Year award

DANNIE HIGGINBOTHAMnews editor

JOHN FRITZstaff writer

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Construction workers are working on the Centennial Student Union Ostrander Auditorium renovations, due to by finished by Oct. 1, said Scott Hagebak, CSU operations director.

Interior renovations and a small addition that will include a handi-capped accessible ramp for the back entrance of the stage, a storage room and a dressing room is in the process. and built onto the exterior of the CSU.

wale agboola• msu reporterHoover Elementary first-grade teacher Marcy Koch appears alongside former students (left to right), second-graders Errin Brudwick, 8, and Kira Pepperell, 7.

Chinese / page 3

New horror flick‘drag Me to Hell’ gets stellar ratingSee page 6

MSU grad Jimmy Dale looks to continue his baseball career in Texas

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Counseling / page 3

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College students are on the cusp of adding major responsibilities post-graduation, but until then, this summer is the perfect opportunity to seize the chance to explore.

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“As the oldest of seven children, from an early age I was a teacher and helper to my brothers and sisters,” explained Koch. “Also, I always loved school.”

The Illinois native graduated from Illinois State University in 1982 with a degree in elementary education. She and her husband Tom moved to Mankato in 1991.

In 1995, she fulfilled a promise she made to her first-grade teacher that she would follow in her footsteps, beginning her career as a first-grade teacher at Hoover Elementary School in Mankato.

Koch said it’s been “a joy and a unique experience to teach children, especially at that age level when they’re just learning to read. I’ve seen that spark in kids when they’ve

literally said ‘Aha! I know how to read!’”

She has continued to teach at Hoover, where she’s gained a unique perspective on how students learn.

“I see education from a more holistic perspective, and how kids’ lives outside the classroom affect their reading and writing and learning. And I’ve viewed the importance of a school counselor in helping kids with those problems,” Koch said.

Still, she waited until her own four children, now grown, were out of high school before embarking on her graduate counseling coursework.

She began taking classes toward her graduate degree five years ago. Continuing to teach full-time, it took her five years of part-time study to complete what is usually a two-year

program. Her experiences raising her

own children through high school, as well as hosting foreign exchange students and foster children at her home, proved valuable during her graduate internship. She spent 500 of her 800 internship hours at Mankato West High School, where the students she counseled were older than those she had been around at Hoover.

She was struck by how closely the issues older students dealt with resembled those of younger students. Motivation, personal social problems, and parental issues were prevalent in both groups. The difference between older and younger students, Koch said, is that the younger students haven’t always recognized their problems and developed their own ways of

dealing with them. Now graduated, Koch plans

to return to Hoover in the fall and “wait patiently for a counseling position to open up in this district,” she said.

Matt Ringhofer, an elementary school counselor at Hoover and Monroe schools, said he has already seen the qualities of a great counselor in Koch.

“She goes above and beyond,” Ringhofer said, “staying late, working with families who are diverse culturally socioeconomically -- families of all backgrounds. Her creativity and ability to work with all age levels, and her adaptability and guidance are all part of why she would be an excellent counselor.”

park. Although he has been

nearly everywhere on the globe, Logothetis has a few stand out location recommendations.

“Buenos Aires, Argentina is a fantastic place and also very cheap and pretty east to get to from the states,” he said. Nepal, Florence, Italy and London are also on Logothetis’ list of must-see places for college students.

“If you want to visit Europe, the farther east you get, the cheaper things become,” he said.

When traveling internationally, there are certain special precautions and preparations that are important to make. Logothetis advises using calling cards or rental phones instead of personal cell phones to avoid unnecessarily high rates. He also said it is important for those traveling to use traveler’s checks, keep passports in a safe spot and carry a photocopy of it just in case. It may also be a good idea to bring along a list of emergency telephone numbers and a good book to read during down-time.

But for those who aren’t looking to leave the country, Logothetis strongly recommends taking a trip to Miami or Santa

Fe, N.M.Route 66 is a nostalgic cross-

country option that takes drivers from Chicago to Santa Fe and beyond, with many quirky stops and cities along the way.

Logothetis is currently working on season four of his show and contributes to various publications including the San Francisco Chronicle, Psychology Today and Outside Magazine.

COUNSELING “I see education from a more holistic perspective, and how kids’ lives outside the classroom affect their reading and writing and learn-ing,” Koch said. continued from 1

DISCOUNT Nepal, Florence and London “must-sees” for students continued from 2

“Up until spring we had theoretically lost all our T.A.s,” Grabowska said, saying about 12 assistants for Spanish, German, French and English for Speakers of Other Languages would have been cut. “While Chinese was popular, we’re not looking at cutting classes for a lot of students. When cutting five to seven sections of Spanish, you’re losing about 200 students.”

“We’re just fortunate our T.A.s were reinstated and we can maintain what we had last year,” he said.

Grabowska said his goal is to create modern language speakers proficient enough in a language to communicate.

“I want them to be able to expand their abilities to function in a multicultural society,” he said.

CHINESEBudget crisis cited as main problem continued from 1

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009 Sports Reporter • Page 5

Most young boys grow up throwing the ball around in their backyard, pretending to be Greg Maddux or Johan Santana. Most of these kids will never have the chance to play out their dream, but for MSU graduate Jimmy Dale, his dream is becoming a reality.

On Friday, Dale is scheduled to sign with the Texarkana Gunslingers. The Gunslingers are located in Texas and are members of the Independent League.

Dale transferred to MSU from Fingers Lake Community College, and it has paid off.

“Coming here during the fall of my junior year was really an experience,” Dale said. “I had my first real pitching coach. (Head coach) Matt Magers has helped me out in every way possible and this is why I have that chance now.”

Dale doesn’t know what kind of chance he’ll have yet. Chances are that he will come out in the bullpen and work his way up. He’s alright with it either way. As he said, “He’ll roll with anything.”

Sounds like a pretty laid back guy, huh? Not exactly. When it comes to the field, Dale is a very intense player and that sometimes got in the way during his junior season.

“He plays with so much emotion,” Magers said. “After he was able to get that under control he stayed in games longer.”

Dale has all of the tools to be

a succesful pitcher as he stands in at 6’2” and 210 pounds. He put his natural ability into full effect last season with the Mavericks as he posted a 4-0 record and a 3.81 ERA which led all starters. The righty also had just two wild pitches in over 50 innings, which tells coaches and scouts that control will not be a problem for this prospect.

He gives most of his credit back to Magers.

“He’s the kind of guy that will keep you focused mentally and physically,” Dale said. “He brings so many elements to the game along with the experience.”

The travel shouldn’t be very difficult for Dale as he is originally from New York. Being in a new place doesn’t seem to bother him.

The newly acquired Dale wants to get activated as soon as he can and would like to play in the upcoming series.

The one thing that may be a little bit intimidating will be his new manager. If Dale thought Magers was intimidating, he better think again.

The Gunslingers’ manager is Steve Trout. If that last name sounds familiar it’s because his father was former MLB pitcher Dizzy Trout. The same Dizzy Trout who was a two-time all-star and has 170 career wins. It’s probably safe to say that his son knows a thing or two about pitching.

That in itself may be an honor. Enough so that he decided to call Dale up and give him a chance.

The Nunda, New York, native has a three-pitch arsenal that includes an above-average curve ball along with a fastball and change-up.

“He can throw all three pitches for strikes,” Magers said. “He has a fantastic work ethic. But a lot of professional baseball is business. In college ball it’s all about helping the team win. In professional ball it’s more like what’s in it for me? What can I do for myself?”

That may be the one downfall for the red-headed player who only knows how to play for the team. One can

barely blame him for that.“My goal is to go down there

and play ball and work hard. Just to do anything I can do to help the team win,” Dale said. “I want to work my way up and go as far as I can.”

The newly acquired Dale wants to get activitated as soon as he can and would like to play in the upcoming series this weekend. Sounds like a competitor. There are many baseball players that play because they are good or because they were given that talent. That’s not the case for

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Welcome to the bigs kid ...well, maybe not quite yet

MSU graduate Jimmy Dale will look to continue his baseball career in the Independent League

Brett Favre: the saga continues

KYLE RATKEsports editor

Since Brad Childress took over as the Minnesota Vikings head coach in 2006 there has been one looming problem: the quarterback position. While the Vikings have brought in top offensive weapons such as Bernard Berrian, Chester Taylor and Adrian Peterson, the offense has still continued to stall without a legitimate man under center.

The Tarvaris Jackson experiment has been highlighted by inconsistent play. In his three years in Minnesota, we have seen flashes of real potential.Those have been overlooked by the countless errors, however. This being capped off by a playoff loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in which Jackson struggled to read blitzes and find receivers.

Sage Rosenfels was brought in to compete with Jackson this year but it’s hard to believe that a 31 year old that is playing for his fourth NFL team has a real shot of being a good starting quarterback. What most people probably remember about Rosenfels is his 4th quarter collapse last season against the Indianapolis Colts, where he turned the ball over three times during his last three possessions to lose the game.

This year’s Vikings team is loaded with weapons on both sides of the ball. It is a team that is primed to win right now and in the NFL your window of opportunity doesn’t stay open long. This is where Brett Favre comes into play.

Favre stated he wanted to play for the Vikings last season but the Packers traded him to the New York Jets and put a clause in the trade that would punish the Jets severely if they turned around and traded Favre to Minnesota. This year Favre is free to sign with anyone he chooses and Minnesota is the only place anyone predicts Favre coming out of retirement for.

It makes sense. Who wouldn’t want the chance to hand the ball off to the best running back in the NFL in Adrian Peterson, or have reliable receivers in Berrian and Visanthe Shiancoe to throw to? Not to mention first round draft pick Percy Harvin, who many considered the most

PAT DELANEYstaff writer

‘Kahn’ he do it? Things aren’t looking good for the Wolves

KYLE RATKEsports editor

The Minnesota Timberwolves made one smart move in their history: drafting Kevin Garnett. Since then they have made a series of harmful mistakes such as trading Brandon Roy for Randy Foye, drafting busts such as Corey Brewer and Rashad McCants.

But the most painful mistake that they have continued to repeat is hiring and retaining Kevin McHale to do random

things for the team. None of which he has been succesful at.

There is one man who supposedly will get to decide McHale’s fate, and that is newly hired President of Basketball Operations David Kahn. Kahn has a lot of experience in the NBA and has worked with great basketball minds such as Donnie Walsh.

The one thing that could hold Kahn back from making the decisions he would like to make is owner and

MSU alumnus Glen Taylor.Taylor is very well respected

around the league, but his lack of being able to acquire

talented members behind the scenes now has Timberwolves fans wondering where the talented players are. Well, keep looking. They’re not here. Taylor has been known to be very good friends with McHale and that might be the problem entirely.

But as a fan, it’s hard to figure out who to blame.

Maybe, Kevin is doing a great job and we are all just speculating. But if Kahn really does get the chance to make all the decisions, it will be interesting to see whether McHale sticks around through it all.

The Wolves have three first round draft picks this year, which is promising. But this is also one of the weakest drafts in the last decade, which sounds about right if you’re a Minnesota sports fan.

Taylor said at a recent press

photo courtesy of MSU Sports Information Jimmy Dale went undefeated as a starter, finishing 4-0.

Taylor

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Sports explosive player in the draft. All this while being behind a solid offensive line and knowing that on the other side of the ball your lead is being protected.

Last season Favre was brilliant in leading the Jets to an 8-3 start before injuring his arm and faltering down the stretch. The Vikings have a better all around team then the Jets, and the west coast system Minnesota runs on offense is Favre’s specialty.

If Favre’s injured bicep can heal there is no question he is right for the job. It shocks me that some so-called Vikings fans have stated they would not watch the team if Favre played here.

This is a state that is starving for a championship. It comes down to getting anyone you can that can help the team win. I’m sure the Yankees fans didn’t

mind for a minute that their team went out and got longtime rival Babe Ruth from the Boston Red sox.

At the end of the day it comes down to winning. With Brett

Favre the Vikings go from being playoff hopeful to a legitimate Super Bowl contender.

What’s next?

That’s been the question for the last few months. There is tons of Favre speculation and it

seems like it all aims towards Favre

becoming a Minnesota Viking.If this were to happen, we

could likely be seeing the best Viking team that we’ve seen in quite some time. And no, it won’t solve the quarterback problem longterm. But who needs longterm when we can win now?

FAVRE “Favre is right for the job.”continued from 4

photo courtesy of Sports IllustratedBrett Favre could be wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey soon.

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Women’s Track and FieldSenior Katelin Rains added

her fourth career national title, as she won her first outdoor title with a vault of 13’7”.

Rains was four inches higher than runner-up Dianna Noonan from Grand Valley State. She also broke the meet’s record which was set in 2005.

Junior sprinter Brittany Henderson earned All-American honors as she took fifth-place in the 100-meter dash with a time of 11:48. Henderson took third in the same event last year.

Three named to Academic All-District Team

Three MSU athletes were named to the ESPN The Magazine Academic All-District team.

Senior swimmer Ashley Baer leaves MSU as a 13-time All-American and earned a 3.60 GPA as an elementary education major.

Senior men’s hockey player Ryan Galliardi earned a 3.90 GPA in sports management while being one of five players to see action in all 38 games last season.

Senoir golfer Jon Herzon was named golfer of the week earlier this year and recorded a 3.81 GPA whlie majoring in construction.

conference that he believes Kahn has the tools to take the team to the next level. But what exactly does that mean?

Win 30 games? It’s difficult to see this team going anywhere with virtually only one star on the team — forward Al Jefferson. This upcoming draft could be a great chance for the Wolves to build for the future, but at the same time, it could also be another chance for them to fail miserably.

The teams unsuccessful history explains why other

candidates rejected the job. While Taylor said that no one

was denied the job, it wouldn’t be far fetched to understand why they would. This team needs a leader. The one it has had for the last decade has not stepped up to the plate ... or in this case, the rim.

If the new man in charge is going to turn this team around, he will need some time and maybe some luck. Who knows ... maybe we will be on the other side of a bone-headed trade for once.

KAHN New leader will need time

Dale. He has worked his tail off looking for this opportunity. Well, it looks like it’s paid off.

“He has that desire and pas-sion for the game,” Magers said. “That will give him success by itself.”

Not only will Dale’s ability bring him a long way, but his attitude will also be a big factor. Athletes with a good head on their shoulders are often over-looked in today’s sports.

Making adjustments will definitely be necessary for Dale as he begins his professional ca-reer. It’s something that all good

pitchers do. Dale was supposed to be the third-best pitcher in the rotation this season, but turned out to have the best numbers out of the group.

Dale will have many people checking the boxscores around the nation, whether it’s in Texas, New York or Minnesota.

“I was just hoping for a chance,” Dale said. “I just want to play baseball. It means some-thing. Hopefully this is a chance I can take advantage of.”

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DALE “He has a fantastic work ethic”continued from 4

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 Variety Reporter • Page 7

Varietyreporter-arts@mnsu.edu Wednesday, June 3, 2009 (507) 389-5157

Subtlety and genre are factors to film-making the Wayans brothers have failed to take into ac-count with any of their spoof films.

Mel Brooks knew well that “Blazing Saddles” had to be a western if it was to be a success-ful spoof of the genre. The same with sci-fi and “Spaceballs.”

This makes it all the more unfortunate that movie-goers only think of the “Scary Movie” franchise when they hear the term “horror spoof.”

With one decisive trip to the theatre this week-end, however, minds will be blown and percep-tions will be changed.

Generation Y, meet Sam Raimi’s horror spoof masterpiece “Drag Me to Hell.”

With the enormous box-office success of Rai-mi’s “Spider-Man” trilogy, the writer/director’s newest horror film is finally getting the attention his masterful and hilarious “Evil Dead” trilogy (1981-1992) wasn’t as fortunate to receive.

The film opens on seer Shaun San Dena’s fail-ure to save a child from the curse of the Lamia, a mythical beast that comes to drag souls to Hell.

Many years pass until the viewer is introduced to Christine Brown (Alison Lohman), a sweet farm girl with a bright future as a loan officer.

Raimi shows the perils of ambition as Chris-tine is forced to start making the “tough deci-sions” in order to gain a promotion over her

cutthroat competition (Reggie Lee).To show her devotion to the job, Christine de-

nies a third loan extension to sick, elderly gypsy Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver).

Ganush falls to her knees, begging and grab-bing at Christine’s feet. In a panic, Christine calls for security and shoves her away, shaming her. She is praised by her boss for her actions and says the promotion is essentially hers.

Christine happily ends her day and walks to her car in her building’s parking garage. Ganush’s car is there in the parking garage and she hears the gypsy’s pitiful coughing.

Christine hurriedly keys her way into her car and looks in her rear-view mirror to find Ganush’s cold, deadly stare.

Christine screams, Ganush lunges and a truly

amazing fight ensues, ending in Ganush leaving the curse of the Lamia upon Christine.

In three days, the Lamia will come to drag Christine’s soul to hell unless she can get rid of her curse.

Raimi’s true genius in “Drag Me To Hell” is his ability to mesh the frightening and the ridicu-lous into a horror spoof that manages to never take itself too serious or be overtly silly.

Raimi and cinematographer Peter Deming (“Mulholland Dr.”) employ very unique shot sequences that play hauntingly in sync with the chilling sound editing and score coordination.

Unlike his “Evil Dead” trilogy, which used effects that were cheesy in the best way possible, Raimi manages to become one of very few direc-tors to instill CGI without making it look cheesy in the worst way possible.

Furthermore, he trades in the buckets of fake blood and green guts he used in the ’80s for a more censor-happy approach (the film has a PG-13 rating). In doing so, he accomplishes another feat by attracting more viewers without sacrific-ing the effectiveness the blood and guts had.

Throughout the film I was either terrified, enraptured in hysterical laughter or left with my jaw dropped like a Neanderthal given a Sudoku.

But when the film ended as abruptly as it be-gan, I was sure that it was the best time I’ve ever had at a film screening.

RAIMI DRAGS US TO HELLphotos courtesy of movieweb.com

NATE BRENNANvariety editor

Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver) wants revenge in “Drag Me to Hell.”

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 Variety Reporter • Page 7

Variety The quick fixThe Horrors

“Primary Colours”

On the band’s second LP, The Horrors manage to imitate The Cure, Joy Division and Interpol while creating a sound and ambience of its own. Singles “Sea Within a Sea” and “Who Can Say” are steps forward in the band’s gothic pop-rock style. The latter single, laced with synth and scuzzy guitar, is arguably the best production the band has released to date.

Pixies“Doolittle”

This 1989 release from the Pixies defined the alternative rock sound of the ’90s. An array of bands from Nirvana to Radiohead all credit the band with influencing their work and the legendary Kurt Cobain even joked that “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was essentially a Pixies song.

Heiruspecs “Heiruspecs”

In 2007, St. Paul hip-hop band Heiruspecs sold out two 10th anniversary shows in the Twin Cities and was given its own day by the mayor of St. Paul. At May’s Soundset festival in Shakopee, the group tore up the stage. In 2008, they released this LP, a collection of out-of-print tunes and new tracks comparable to the Roots, but with an entirely unique Minneapolis hop-hop groove.

Alternative stand-up comic Patton Oswalt tapes a rol-licking 2007 performance in Austin, Texas. Topics include George W. Bush and Dick Cheney as the “Dukes of Hazzard,” “Cirque Du Soleil” and going back in time to kill George Lucas with a shovel before he can make the “Star Wars” prequels.

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The introduction of Nintendo Wii in 2001 proved that not every video game can be played by a coach potato. In 2008 Wii released “Wii Fit,” the first in-teractive exercise video game.

The makers of the game were on to something. They had the right idea, but the game wasn’t an overall effective workout tool.

“EA Active,” released in May, takes that idea and steps it up.

While working one-on-one with an electronic instruc-tor, players can choose from a variety of exercises including boxing, running and basketball to build a workout routine.

If you don’t want to build your own routine, “EA Active” also offers the 30-Day Chal-

lenge. Its routines focus on sev-eral different areas of the body and are designed to help find the best workout for each individual.

The game has its flaws, in-cluding the overly happy fitness instructors offering over the top motivational quips every five seconds and plain scenic back-grounds fixed for each workout.

But overall, “EA Active” gets you out of your seat, sweating and feeling like you’ve actually completed a real workout.

New and better additions of workout games are sure to hit the market in the next couple of years, but for now, “EA Active” is the best of its kind.

Virtual Wii-alityEA Sports challenges gamers’ fitnessALI RAMSEYstaff writer

MSU art displayed at Coffee Hagwale agboola • msu reporter

The work of MSU student Chelsey Davis will be fea-tured at The Coffee Hag in Mankato through June 30. Davis will have her opening reception from 6-9 p.m. Thursday.

photo courtesy of EA Sports

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