jeremy blachman: author, anonymous lawyer
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Blachman, who started his Anonymous Lawyer blog after watching a variety of
parody blogs crop up on the Internet, started
out blogging about his law school experience
under his own name. However, once he
noticed a shortage of blogs being written by
partners in law firms, he decided to go where
no blawger had gone before.
“I started the Anonymous Lawyer blog mostly
on a whim, just to see what would happen
if I tried to write funny entries from the
perspective of a hiring partner,” Blachman
said. “I expected the blog would last maybe
a week and then I’d run out of things to say,
or no one would be reading and I’d forget
about it. But the readership built up fairly
quickly, and I found that I did have things
to say in the voice of this character, even
though at the time the blog started, I hadn’t
worked at a firm at all and was basing it all
on the interviews and things I’d heard and
my imagination. But very quickly, before my
summer associate job even started, I had
about 700 readers a day.”
The main character in Blachman’s
Anonymous Lawyer blog is based on a
combination of the attorneys he met while
interviewing for a job after his 2L year.
“I think I did 20 first-round interviews and
then seven or eight callbacks—so I’d met
maybe 50 attorneys; and they all seemed sort
of the same,” he said. “There was definitely
one character I felt like I could create from
all of them together.”
At first, Blachman got most of his ideas
for the blog entries from his own interview
experiences and by imagining “the harshest,
most wicked hiring partner” that he could.
“I thought about the kinds of stupid things I
did in my interviews—asking dumb questions
about work-life balance, worrying about
whether I was using the right knife to butter
my bread at lunch, not knowing enough about
the firm—and what I could imagine was going
through the partner’s mind,” he said.
Once he started his summer associate
position, he began to use his experiences at
the firm for inspiration.
“When the summer started, getting ideas
for entries was pretty easy. I would notice
little things throughout the day and then
exaggerate them or flip them around
to create posts. Oftentimes, emails or
comments from readers have helped inspire
entries. And now that the character is
pretty well-developed and his voice is fairly
consistent, I can develop a post out of pretty
much anything in the news or things I hear
when talking to friends.”
It was after an article about his Anonymous Lawyer blog appeared in the New York Times in December 2004 that Blachman
was approached by publishers about a book
deal. At first, he was a bit overwhelmed and
nervous at the thought of turning the blog
into a book. He said there were times when
he wasn’t sure the blog format would work
over the course of an entire book, but he kept
at it. A mere eight months later, he turned in
his final draft.
“I was building off of almost 60,000 words of
source material on the blog. So the character
was already fairly well-developed; and a lot
of the ideas were already there, even though
90 percent of the material was new,” he said.
“The biggest difference between blog and
book is that the blog didn’t have a story,” he
said. “There was no dramatic arc, no cast
of characters beyond Anonymous Lawyer,
no forward motion. So, I had to start from
scratch and figure out what kinds of stories
I could tell with this character, what his
motivations were, what goal could drive an
entire novel.”
Blachman finally decided he would build the
plot around Anonymous Lawyer’s quest for
the position of chairman of his firm, and he
began creating other characters (not found
in the blog) and events that would help move
the plot toward that goal.
“I spent about four months revising and
revising and revising—rewriting the ending
a few times until it felt right, swapping some
characters out and putting new ones in,
changing a bunch of the blog posts—until it
felt like it was a satisfying book from start to
finish,” he said.
In the book, Anonymous Lawyer, described
by Publisher’s Weekly as “ill-humored” and
“ill-tempered,” is a hiring partner at a large
corporate firm in Los Angeles who starts a
weblog to chronicle his frustrations with big-
firm life. Written as a collection of blog posts
and emails, the book has been described by USA Today as “wickedly amusing” and by
Publisher’s Weekly as “side-achingly funny.”
Blachman first became interested in
pursuing a professional writing career while
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writing songs and sketches for Princeton’s
Triangle Club as an undergraduate, and the
Triangle Club was also where he met Robert
Duke and Jay Kerr, whom he lists among his
mentors.
“They taught me how to write—and especially
how to rewrite—how to find a punch line;
how to structure a piece of writing with a
beginning, middle, and an end—and they
awakened in me a passion for writing that I
never knew I had,” he said.
Upon graduation from Princeton, he got a job
working for a software company and began
writing on the side. However, after a while,
Blachman became dissatisfied with the work,
feeling like it wasn’t getting him any closer to
his dreams; and that’s when he decided to go
to law school.
“I figured that law school would buy
me—albeit at an expensive cost—three years
to figure out how to be a writer and time to
write; but at the same time, I’d end up with a
degree that had real value and would give me
a pretty solid backup plan if the writing didn’t
work out,” he said.
Blachman admits that he went to law school
to figure out how to be a writer, not a lawyer;
and the first thing he did when he got there
was email the Harvard Lampoon and the
law school newspaper. He went on to begin
blogging about his law school experience
and started writing for whatever projects he
could find, including the school’s a cappella
group and parody show.
“While most of my classmates were looking
for law firm jobs for the summer after
�L year, I ended up splitting my summer
interning for a publishing company and a
political advertising firm,” he said. “So, my
goal was always to use the three years at law
school to find a path to becoming a writer.”
Blachman, who is 27 years old, graduated
from Harvard Law School in 2005 and
currently lives in Brooklyn, NY, where he’s
working on various writing projects, including
another book. At this point in his life, he has
no intention of practicing law.
“If I need to practice law at some point down
the road, I will; but for now, I’m hoping to
continue to pursue writing opportunities,”
he said.
When asked if he had any advice for law
students, Blachman responded, “If you
have passions, if there are things you wish
you could pursue after law school, don’t
necessarily be resigned to ending up at a
firm because that’s what everyone does.
Think about what you can be doing to pursue
your passions while at law school, and take
steps to meet people who can help—to get
your product out there and to get noticed.
And maybe nothing will happen, but at least
give yourself the chance for good fortune to
strike.”
In his own life, Blachman is grateful for one
of his law professors, Elizabeth Warren. She
encouraged him to do what he wanted and
not what was expected of him.
“She gave a talk to our section [during] �L
year about how the way to find passion in
what you do for a living is to do it, to pursue
what you love, and hopefully find that you can
make that intersect with a career,” he said.
“[She] definitely inspired me to realize it’s
okay to go to law school and then use the law
degree in whatever way would help me find
the career I want to have, even if it’s not the
traditional path.”
Anonymous Lawyer hit bookstore shelves
on July 25. For more information, visit
Blachman’s blog at
http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com.
ON THE NET
Anonymous Lawyer
anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com
Anonymous Law Firm
anonymouslawfirm.com
Princeton Triangle Club
www.princeton.edu/~triangle