8the big picture wingspan • june 11, 2010

Amie Cloer is a diehard Florida State fan.

• Cartoon character that defines her: A mix between Minnie

Mouse and Betty Boop

•Celebrity spouse: Colby Thelen

•Extreme sport of choice: Professional wrestling

•Non-drug of choice: “Your love is my drug . . . I like your beard”

• If she were institutionalized, it would be for: Indecisiveness

Miles Heywood would marry Jessica Alba.

•Where you can find him after school:

The Sheriff’s Department

• One thing he is never without: “My car keys”

• Non-drug of choice: Adrenaline

• What his epitaph would say: “The Boss”

• If he were institutionalized, it would be for: “I’d be a serial killer”

Alexis Antonucci is sometimes cynical, like Stewie from Family Guy.

• Celebrity spouse: Jake Gyllenhal (“Just not from Brokeback Mountain”)

• Animal that defines her: A pegasus

• Non-drug of choice: “I get high on life”

•Title of the movie of her life : “The Story of a Talking Twig”

• Extreme sport of choice: Radioactive teddy bear catching

• If she were institutionalized, it would be for: Overthinking

Yaneli Padron dreams of going to Paris.

• Title of the movie of her life:

“Success is Sweet”

• Celebrity Spouse: Tyra Banks

• Future dream job: America’s Next Top Model

• Cartoon character she identifies with: Speedy Gonzales

• One thing she is never without: “My good looks”

•If she were institutionalized, it would be for: Driving people crazy

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”Jason Rhodessenior English teacher

•Tattoo of choice:“A butterfly on my lower back”

• Cartoon character he is most like:“A combination of Donald Duck

and Goofy - just smarter”

• His personal theme song:“Even Flow” by Pearl Jam

• Movie title of his life:“The Rhodes to Greatness”

• What his epitaph would say:“We breathe easier because

he lived”

a senior moment:There are some excuses that are particularly senior, especially for cell phones. I’ve heard, ‘I’m checking the time,’ Well, there’s a clock right to your side. ‘It’s my mom,’ ‘It’s an emergency,’ ‘I’m just reading it,’ ‘I was just turning it off.’ These are all particularly senior ways of trying to use their cell phones. And on top of this, about a third of my first period seniors come in late with typical senior excuses. They say, ‘My car broke down,’ and that happens about 15 to 20 times a year for most of them. So I don’t much like first period senior classes. I think seniors have got their excuses down pat, but I don’t think that they realize that I have heard them all before for the past five years.

Drew Adams wants to go backpacking through Europe. • Title of the movie of his life:

“One Big Mess”

• Tattoo of choice:Mrs. Racquer - on his cheek

• Personal theme song: “Play that Funky Music”

• Non-Drug of choice: “Josh Bennett is my drug”

•What his epitaph would say: “I drove myself to the grave”

• If he were institutionalized, it would be for: Talking to myself