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I Have. . . Who Has. . .

Who has what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? I have She gave him the cold shoulder.

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I Have. . . Who Has. . .

Christmas Puns (28 Playing Cards)

Playing Directions:

Print playing cards on card stock and cut apart.

Give each student a card. To accommodate for classes of less than or more than 28 students, ask some students to take two cards or allow students to play the game as partners.

Choose any student to act as the first player and start the game by reading the Who-has question on his/her card aloud to the class. (Use the Who-has/I-have list on the next page to locate the starting point and follow the correct game sequence.)

The student holding the card with the answer to the previous question printed in the top portion says “I have (answer),” and then reads the question at the bottom of his/her card—“Who has (question).”

Continue with the “I have. . . Who has. . .” question and answer sequence

until the student who started the game can answer “I have (answer)” from the top of his/her card.

Play the game several times with the goal of beating the previous time it took to complete the 28 card round.

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Christmas Puns

Questions and Answers

Who has what you call Santa when he stops moving? I have Santa Pause.

Who has what you call a snowman on rollerblades?

I have a snowmobile.

Who has what sheep write on their Christmas Cards? I have Merry Christmas to ewe.

Who has what game cows like to play at Christmas parties?

I have Moo-sical Chairs.

Who has what you get if you eat Christmas decorations? I have tinselitis.

Who has what snowmen eat for breakfast?

I have Ice Krispies.

Who has what you get if Santa comes down the chimney when the fire is lit? I have Crisp Kringle.

Who has where snowmen go when they want to dance?

I have a snow ball.

Who has what happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas? I have He got twelve months.

Who has the reason Prancer is always wet?

I have he is a rain-deer.

Who has how does Santa clean his sleigh? I have with Comet.

Who has the reindeer with really bad manners?

I have Rude-olph.

Who has what angry mice send to each other in December? I have Cross-mouse cards.

Who has why the gingerbread man went to the doctor?

I have He was feeling crumby.

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Who has what the boy angel said to the girl angel? I have Halo there!

Who has what Frosty calls his father?

I have Pop-sicle.

Who has Frosty’s favorite aunt? I have Aunt Arctica.

Who has the reason the elf put his bed in the fireplace?

I have He wanted to sleep like a log.

Who has the little green critter that has berries and goes ribbit! ribbit! I have a mistel-toad.

Who has the reason Christmas trees are bad knitters?

I have because they drop their needles.

Who has what Santa’s elves do after school? I have their gnome-work.

Who has what you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

I have jingle smells.

Who has what happened to the comb that the bald man got for Christmas? I have He never parted with it.

Who has how long it takes to burn down a very tall candle?

I have about a wick

Who has what happened when Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? I have She gave him the cold shoulder.

Who has the topping that Santa and his elves always order on their hot dogs?

I have chilly sauce.

Who has the reason Santa took his Christmas tree to the dentist? I have It needed a root canal.

Who has what Santa said when he learned a new elf had been hired?

I have What elf is new?

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I have Santa Pause.

Who has what you call a snowman on rollerblades?

I have a snowmobile.

Who has what sheep write on their

Christmas cards?

I have Merry Christmas

to ewe.

Who has the game cows play at

Christmas parties?

I have moo-sical chairs.

Who has what you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

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I have tinselitis.

Who has what snowmen eat for

breakfast?

I have Ice Krispies.

Who has what you get if Santa

comes down the chimney when the fire

is lit?

I have Crisp Kringle

Who has where snowmen go when they want to

dance?

I have a snow ball.

Who has what happened to the

man who stole a calendar at Christmas?

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I have He got twelve months.

Who has The reason Prancer is

always wet?

I have Rude-olph.

Who has what angry mice send

to each other in December?

I have He is a rain-deer.

Who has how Santa cleans his

sleigh?

I have with Comet.

Who has the reindeer with really

bad manners?

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I have Halo there!

Who has what Frosty calls his

father?

I have cross-mouse cards.

Who has why the gingerbread

man went to the doctor?

I have He was feeling

crumby.

Who has what the boy angel said

to the girl angel?

I have Pop-sicle.

Who has Frosty’s favorite aunt?

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I have a mistle-toad.

Who has the reason Christmas trees are bad knitters?

I have Aunt Arctica.

Who has the reason the elf put

his bed in the fireplace?

I have He wanted to sleep like

a log.

Who has the little green critter

who has white berries, and goes ribbit! ribbit!

I have

because they drop their needles.

Who has what elves do after

school?

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I have their gnome-work.

Who has what you get if you cross a bell with a

skunk?

I have jingle smells.

Who has what happened to the comb the bald man got

for Christmas?

I have

He never parted with it.

Who has how long it takes to

burn down a very tall candle?

I have about a wick.

Who has what happened when Frosty broke up with

his girlfriend?

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I have She gave him the cold

shoulder.

Who has the topping that Santa and his elves always

order on their hot dogs.

I have chilly sauce.

Who has the reason Santa took his Christmas tree to

the dentist?

I have It needed a root canal.

Who has what Santa said when he learned a new elf

had been hired?

I have What elf is new?

Who has what you call Santa

when he stops moving?

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