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Tuesday, Januqry 3, 1967 Tonawanda NEWS Page 9
By BENNETT CERF
Television in %r?tcrx
T r y a n d Stop M e Critic Assails Tastelessness
rDS FATHER of a teen-age boy, brooding over a double vodka on the rocks, admitted, "I couldn't take i t any
more, so I finally dragged the kid personally to m y barber*! and ordered, 'Give h im a i Q C p S H O P crew cut ' He did just < ^ B ^ K
that, and so help me, I #J found Td been bringing up somebody else's son!"
V • • Russell Holm an baa soma
more candidates] for that dream ball team we mentioned some columns back: Prayers from the Cardinals, Feathers from the Orioles, Claws from the Tigers, Gurgles from the Twins, Darning from the White Box, and Doubletalk from the Senators.
• • • Surprise discovery by an Inquiring reporter: practically none
Of Commercials on Video By RICK DuBROW
HOLLYWOOD (UPI) — For the person capable of only so much goodwill during the Christmas season or any other, television is a constant relief. There, even as the last hours tick away before the days of reverence, one is returned to the real world of jazzy new automobiles and bad breath. Has no one ever considered a holiday truce of decent length between video and the home audience?
The only major suspension of n o w cheaply customers could commercials I can remember m buy their cars now, whereas recent years was during the ^ j y several months ago they
were so much more expensive— what idiots viewers
four days following the assassination of President Kennedy. Yet , it would seem that there are m s*10"* days each year in the lives of were for listening to their orig-ordinary persons that have a inal commercials.
of the hardy Maine lobstermen can swim a stroke. Their alibi, right to be treated with full — ignore Top News •The Atlantic is so darn cold up here that if you fan in it's more comfortable to drown than to try and swim or float.'*
• • » A high-school class in modern lit was assigned the task of
writing a report on Sinclair Lewis' famous novel, "Arrowsmith." Wrote one embryo Orvine Prescott, "After reading this book, I decided to become a doctor, because a doctor obviously if a man who unselfishly devotes himself to the savings of other people's lives."
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rather than partial —respect, paticularly by a medium which, through its influence in reflecting values, can do much good or harm.
Surely television cannot wish to be known as a medium, that requires a tragedy to make it act with dignity, or just plain decency. Ante Dealers Tasteless
I suppose I resented more than anything else this past
Televsion also contributed some other choice tidbits to the holiday season. Monday morning, for instance, all three of our major networks devoted considerable time to coverage of the Rose Parade —whereas not one of these organizations could find time recently in the prime evening hours to devote a full documentary to the dispute between Mrs. John F. Kennedy and author William Manchester
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ers who came oh full of reverent words about the real meaning of the seaeen, and told how they weren't going to pitch their cars, but then casually mentioned in passing that they would be open after a day or so —or other words along these lines.
Who are these people anyway? How dare they intrude on such a holiday? How dare they presume that anyone is interested m their views about the Christmas season, or wishes to hear them sermonize from a used car lot? How dare a station allow such fellows to indulge m such tastelessness — these people who could never get on television unless they bought their way on?
And then how charming it
Honeymoon in Montreal Orchestra leader Roberto Benzi and opera singer, Jane Rhode, arrived in Montreal last Thursday after being secretly married in Paris last Tuesday. The newlyweds plan to spend a two-week honeymoon in the Canadian city. (UPI)
President." Such judgment concerning coverage of both events gives you a clue as to what television really likes to do with its valuable time, and why you* should treasure your newspaper.
Also Monday, during coverage of the Rose Bowl football game, the announcer —one of those fellows who tells you that a couple of coaches are "bitter enemies" on the field though friends otherwise —reported that 100 Vietnam veterans were guests at the contest, courtesy of an automobile company. The company is a big sponsor with the network, and while it was a nice gesture for the firm to treat these veterans to the game, how tasteless it was to put in a plug for the credit.
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Looking In Tonight 4:88 p.m. Ch. 4. The 4:38
Stew. Gent Evans stars in "Revolt in the Big House."
• pjn. Ch. 7. Twilight Theater. A former Navy commander
questioned on their understanding of the important events of 1966.
18 p.m. Ch. 7. The Fugitive. Richard Kimble and a sheriffs girl-friend are surprised by
S was shortly after Christmas to And a Happy New Year to you 5 hear these same fellows' explain too.
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leads a mobster to sunken treas- three criminals while 1®ing for ore, then battles him for the di- their wounded cohort •moods ill "Mara Maru," with Errol Flynn and Ruth Roman.
7 p.m. Ch, 4. Honeymooners. Ralph views an impending visit of his mother-in-law with a growing sense of disaster.
7:18 p.m. Ch. 2. The Girt From UNCLE. Fernando Lamas, Anthony Caruso and Joan Blon-dell guest • star as a syndicate plots to attack the royal palace of Kuwait with a "flying sau-
7:88 p.m. Ch. 4. Daktari. Paula and Judy undertake a perilous journey to drag badly injured Dr. M a r s h Tracy through the jungle to safety.
7:88 p.m. Combat. Lt. Han-ley's squad and pursuing Germans are trapped in a cave when falling debris blocks the entrance and must work together to get out .
8=38 p.m. Ch. Z. Occasional Wife. Bernie Kramer's shy sitter falls in love with Peter, who tells her he is married.
8:88 p.m. Ch. 4. Red Skelton User. Peter Falk and Jane Morgan are guests.
8:39 p.m. Ch. 7. The Rounders. After a night on the town, Ben discovers he has an elephant at the line camp.
t p.m. Ch. 2. Tuesday Night Merle. James Mason, V e r a Miles and George Sanders star in "A Touch of Larceny," a romantic comedy dealing with a British Naval officer's elaborate hoax designed to make him wealthy.
9 pjn. Ch. 7. The Praitte of Southampton. Phyllis' brother arrives with a folk-singer couple tad all their kinfolk to arrange an audition with 'The Hollywood Palace" talent scout.
9:88 p.m. Ch. 4. Petticoat Junction. Uncle Joe is appointed general manager of the Hooter-vflle Cannonball rafl line, and he pompously proclaims his intention to »hip it into efficiency.
9:89 pun. Ch. 7. Love On a loafles. Julie's plans to go to Los Angeles for her parents'
weddinc anniversary
11:38 p.m. Ch. 4. The Late Movie. Two brothers, separated by war, meet again during rugged fighting on the Italian front in "Shell Shock," with Beach Dickerson.
11:39 pjn. Cb, 7. Late Shew. Eight Yankee fliers, captured by the Japanese are tried for murder in "The Purple Heart," with Farley Granger and Dana Andrews.
Tomorrow
6:30 p .m. History of Latin America I. College credit.
7 p.m. Tales of Poindexter. 7:15 p.m. Friendly Giant. 7:30 p.m. What's New. The dra
matized story of a frontier woman who braves an Indian attack to save her children and her meager possessions.
8 p.m. History of Latin America II. College credit.
8:30 p.m. Opinion-Washington. Events that shape the future of the world are interpreted by political experts in the nation's capital.
9 pjn. French Chef. Julia Child prepares Apple Charlotte, a unique dessert flavored with ***L ? e C*V<L S t " S thick rum and apricot flavored m a k e s ft t m l e " • * * i t h , £ •
12:30 p.m. Behind the Laws. Lawyers.
1:05 p.m. Mr. Whatnot. Kindergarten - Grade 3.
2:05 p.m. Tell Me A Story. Grades 1-3.
2:25 p.m. Humanities. Grades 11-12.
3 pan. English: Fact and Fancy. Teachers.
3:35 p.m. English: Fact and Fancy. Teachers.
TV Notes The CBS "It's About Time"
series on Sundays moves out of its Stone Age setting to moder times beginning with the Jan. 22
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11 sun. Ch. 2. Show. Pat's guest Massi.
11:38 a.m. Ch, 4. Dick Van Dyke. Rob finds himself at a party with a girl who knows him as Sgt. Antonio Stradivari-us.
Noon. Ch. 7. Money Movie. The conclusion of "The Jolson Story," with Larry Parks is presented with Part I of "Jolson Sings Again," the continuation of Al Jolson's life starring Larry Parks, following.
1 pan. Ch. 4. Meet the Millers. The Millers talk with Dr. Robert Rie, a member of the Modern Languages Department at the' State University College at Fredonia.
4:38 pan. Ch, 4. The 4:30 Show. An individualist, with little use for law and order, cannot reconcile himself to the taming of the once wild west, in "A Day of Fury," with Dale Robertson.
Highlights On Radio
two astronauts who accidentally broke the time barrier and found themselves in the Stone Age.
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marmalade of apples. 9:30 p.m. Cincinnati Symphony
Orchestra II. Conductor Max Rudolf leads the orchestra in a program including Symphony No. 5 by Gene Gutche, and Tchaikovsky's Capricco.
10:30 pjn. Experiment. An ex-amination of the 24-year study • q y m tteaoy, a*t, me. of the nearest star in the northern hemisphere, Barnard's Star B, by Dr. Peter van de Kamp, is presented.
11 p.m. Behind the Laws. Allan Lipman Is the lecturer tonight.
Tomorrow 8:15 son. Eye on the Universe.
College Credit. 8:45 a.m. English. Teachers
Education. 9:29 a.m. Children of Other
Lands. Grades 44. 9:45 a.m. American Literature.
Grades 11-12. 19:10 sum. Pariens. Grade 4. 19.-39 son. Mr. Whatnot. Kin
dergarten-Grade 3 11:85 a.m. Perions. Grade 5. 11:25 nan. Exploring Oar Lan
guage. Grades 4-6.
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18 P.m. Ch. 4. National Car-Viewers are
WEBR, 970, features C. North-cote Parkinson, famed British satirical writer, who talks about bis new book, "A Law 1 Unto Themselves," at 6:45 pjn. The Canisius vs. St. Francis basketball game is broadcast at 6:50 tonight.
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By United Press International Today is Tuesday, Jan. 3, the
third day of 1967 with 362 to follow.
The moon is in its last quarter.
The morning stars are Jupiter and Mars.
The evening stars art Jupiter and Saturn.
Comedian and pianist victor Barge was born on this day in 1909.
On this day in history: In 1777, troops led by George
Washington defeated three British regiments at the battle of Princeton, N.J.
In 1938, the March of Dimes campaign to fight Infantile paralysis was organized.
In 1961, the U.S. severed cTemicalT>'petroche^ical diplomatic relations with Com- and textUe industries.
died at the age of 45, as the result of a "bug" she picked up in Vietnam.
Belgian Investments Are Growing Rapidly BRUSSELS (UPD-More than
$1 billion was invested in 1,803 new projects sponsored by foreign interests in Belgium between 1959 and 1965. In 1965 alone, $360 million were invested, the highest annual figure on record and double that of 1964.
One hundred U.S. f i r m s provided $320 million or 90 per cent c: the 1965 total. Between 1959 and 1985 U.S. firms invested $720 million or 70 per cent of all foreign investments. Main investment fields were metallurgical, metalworking,
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