hellephone
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Fiction, I hope. Submitted for January, 2005 Paul H. Revis
HELLEPHONE
Early in the morning. Not too early though because frankly I just don’t do
early in the generally accepted sense. I’m out walking in the park near my
house. I don’t walk much either, but the doctor says it will be good for me
after the surgery, and besides, I’m so bored I have to get out of the house. At
this time of the day the moms and their children are at work and at school,
so the park is deserted, and quiet, except for the incessant twitter of the birds
and chipmunks that inhabit the area when no one is around to appreciate it. I
sit on a picnic bench, enjoying the peace and quiet, looking around at
nothing in particular, when I spy a shiny something a few yards away. With
the grunt and groan of a middle aged man recovering from a major
operation, I haul myself up from the hard bench and amble toward the
object. Laying next to a tiny mound of ashes, probably from someone’s
charcoal cookout, a brand new cell phone. The latest model from Motorola,
with a camera and the capability of live image calling. This is a very
expensive cell phone, not one that someone would just toss away in disgust
when he ran out of minutes at the end of the month. Who knows, there
might even be a reward for its return. The problem is ownership. All I have
to do is figure out who it belongs to, return it like a good citizen, and collect.
Should be easy enough. Just turn the thing on and check the numbers in the
memory. People usually have their home phone number in memory, right? I
push the power button on, and begin to search for the directory. There is
only one number in the memory, its all sixes, and it’s marked “HELL”.
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thought. You can’t change what you started!”
“I reject you.” I said lamely, “I reject your reservation.”
The laugh from the demon was as evil as human ears could tolerate.
“Reject all you want, you pathetic slime, there is no dealing with the devil,
despite what you have heard. You humans all think there is a way out once
you’ve made your reservation, but there isn’t. YOU’RE MINE!”
“I reject you, I reject you, I reject you!” I shouted into the phone.
“SO WHAT?” shouted the devil, “I REJECT YOU TOO!”
“Thank you,” I said quietly, thinking I had found a simple but effective way
out of this mess. “You can’t take me if you reject me.”
The line went quiet, and then the dial tone began. Triumphantly I folded the
phone closed and threw it as hard as I could onto the concrete slab under the
picnic table, pieces flying everywhere as the evil phone exploded from the
impact. I jammed my hands into the pockets of my jacket and began to set
off for home until I realized the bulge in my hand as it curled around the
hellephone. I pulled the possessed thing from my pocket just as it began to
ring again. I threw it to the ground again jumping on the larger pieces,
ripping the thing to shreds. I began to run away as best I could. Finally
reaching home, I sat on my front step, my head in my hands. From inside
my jacket I could hear the muffled tones of the funeral dirge. What choice
did I have? I answered it.
“My, my, aren’t we the violent one?” taunted the evil voice. “And, you think
you’ve found a way out as well. WELL, YOU HAVEN’T! WHEN ARE
YOU GOING TO LISTEN?”
“You said you rejected me. That’s my way out.” I said wearily.
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“And you think you can trust me? You think you can trust the embodiment
of deceit? Just how stupid are you anyway? Is there any limit to your
ignorance?”
“Well…” I began, feeling the phone warm in my hand.
“No more talk, this call is terminated!”
I begin to feel the heat in my legs, and I look down just in time to see the
cuffs of my pants catch fire. I ran as fast as I could to the water hose at the
side of my house, spinning the valve to full on, spraying the flames as they
began eating at my legs. The water only fanned the flames, the fire
consuming me as I watched in absolute horror, the conflagration leaving
only a small mound of ashes and the shiny hellephone lying in wait for it’s
next victim.
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