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San Pedro Technological Institute: MS. CELESTIAL Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters:

A tutor who tooted the flute

tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to their tutor:

"Is it harder to toot,

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

What noise annoys an oyster?

The noise that annoys an oyster

is a noise that knows no oyster.

Esau Wood sawed wood.

Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.

Esau's wood saw would saw wood

One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,

so Wood sought a wood saw that would.

Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no

wood saw Wood e!er saw wood sawed wood.So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood

as no wood saw Wood e!er saw e!er sawed.

ow Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood

saw saw wood as no wood saw

Wood e!er saw would wood saw wood.

She sells seashells #y the seashore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'$ sure she sells seashore shells.

%ow $u&h wood would a wood&hu&k &hu&k

If a wood&hu&k &ould &hu&k wood?

%e would &hu&k, he would, as $u&h as he &ould,

And &hu&k as $u&h as a wood&hu&k would

If a wood&hu&k &ould &hu&k wood.

etty oughter #ought so$e #utter

ut she said the #utter's #itter

If I (ut it in $y #atter, It will $ake $y #atter #itter

ut a #it of #etter #utter will $ake it #etter

than the #itter #utter

So she #ought a #it of #etter #utterAnd (ut it in her #atter

And her #atter was not #itter

So t'was etty oughter #ought a #it if #etter #utter and

(ut it in her #atter and her #atter was not #itter.

Tongue Twisters:

)r. See owned a saw.

And )r. Soar owned a seesaw.

ow, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

efore Soar saw See,Whi&h $ade Soar sore.

%ad Soar seen See's saw

efore See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not ha!e sawedSoar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

ut it was sad to see Soar so sore

*ust #e&ause See's saw sawed

Soar's seesaw.

Atreetoad lo!ed a she+toad

Who li!ed u( in a tree.%e was a two+toed tree toad

ut a three+toed toad was she.

The two+toed tree toad tried to win

The three+toed she+toad's heart,

or the two+toed tree toad lo!ed the ground

That the three+toed tree toad trod.

ut the two+toed tree toad tried in !ain.

%e &ouldn't (lease her whi$.

ro$ her tree toad #ower

With her three+toed (owerThe she+toad !etoed hi$.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed se!en silly shee(.

The se!en silly shee( Silly Sally shooed

shilly+shallied south.These shee( shouldn't slee( in a sha&k-

shee( should slee( in a shed.

ou'!e no need to light a night+light

On a light night like tonight,

or a night+light's light's a slight light,

And tonight's a night that's light.

When a night's light, like tonight's light,

It is really not /uite rightTo light night+lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.

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One day, 0ete1s nie&e went to the $ountain (eak, (i&ked

a dee( (it, di((ed herself under thi&k $ud then *u$(ed

unto the (it&h of darkness where hill and hell $eet. %er

death sounded wi&ked for the weak+hearted (eo(le like

0ete. In!estigation re!ealed that 0ete1s nie&e went $ad

#e&ause she $ills all day and ski(s $eals. 0eo(le will

surely $iss her s(e&ially her feet fit for running

Out in the (asture the nature wat&her wat&hes the

&at&her. While the &at&her wat&hes the (it&her who(it&hes the #alls. Whether the te$(erature1s u( or

whether the te$(erature1s down, the nature wat&her, the

&at&her and the (it&her are always around. The (it&her

(it&hes, the &at&her &at&hes and the wat&her wat&hes.

So$ething in a thirty+a&re ther$al thi&ket of thorns and

thistles thu$(ed and thundered threatening the three+5thoughts of )atthew the thug 6 although, theatri&ally, it

was only the thirteen+thousand thistles and thorns

through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year

old thug thought of that $orning.

7ery erry and u##ly 7er

erry is &alled 87ery erry9 #e&ause he is &onsidered

the #est #et for a !et and #rightest #ase#all !eteran in the

#ig &ountry of elgiu$. Aside fro$ s(ending ti$e with#unnies, !ery erry is also fond of #ase#all #ats and

#alls. %is !illa has a #ase$ent with a !ault full of#alls. 7ery erry is fond of &olle&ting #ats in a !at. %e

and his #est #uddy #u##ly 7er #owed their !ow ne!er to

!ie to #uy #ase#all #ats and #alls

any$ore. 7ery erry and #u##ly 7er did try to #an the

!an selling #ats and #alls to #oys. They shifted their

attention fro$ #uying #ase#all #ats to #ingeing on #eer

so e!ery ti$e the #anned !an !isits their !i&inity, !ery

erry and his #est #uddy #u##ly 7er would !eer away

and #uy #eer instead. %owe!er, !ery erry and #u##ly

7er realied that #eer is !ile for the #ody1s #ile

(rodu&tion. So, they de&ided to run after the #anned !an

and #y #ase#all #ats instead of #inge on #eer. 7eryerry and #u##ly 7er were ne!er ha((ier.

Berries

8erries !ary !ery $u&h.9 said the !ery #erry

fairy. 8eware of where you (i&k your #erries, as you

$ust #e wary of e!ery #erry.

The Vile File

I (ut so$e !ile #ile in a file and la#eled it the !ile #ile

file.

I asked the se&retary to work on the !ile file for a while.

The Vest FestOne should wear one1s #est !est for the fest. In other

words, one should wear one1s #est fest !est.

There was a fisher$an na$ed isher who fished forso$e fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, (ulled the

fisher$an in. ow they1re fishing the fissure for isher.

I1$ not a fig (lu&ker nor a fig (lu&ker1s son, #ut I1ll

(lu&k your fig1s till the fig (lu&ker &o$es.

A (ro(er &u( of &offee is a (ro(er &offee &u(.

0ete1s nie&e lo!e to eat seed &oated with thi&k &heese

while she sits on a heated #en&h and sings with her littlestring. This kid who on&e #it the &heek of a hot &hi&k

#e&ause she thought she was seeing a roasted &hi&ken

also li&ked the leaking fau&et #e&ause she thought she

had a #eak and was drinking fro$ a ri!er. 0ete has e!en

seen his nie&e (eel slee(ing (ills #e&ause she wanted to

use the (owder.

0i((y was in&orrigi#le. She shrieked as she stit&hed

sheets. %er days at the a&ade$y were full of $is&hief

and folly. %er s(ee&hes in the refe&tory $ade us feellike ha!ing dee( sighs or wee(ing or s&rea$ing or

hea(ing weird and eerie &ontortions and i$$ediately(leading: 80i((y, (lease re(eat,9 when we heard o(en

8e1s9 so $eanly treated. One day, she stood u( and

de&lared, 8it grie!es $e so dearly to swee( the (ie&e of

green+&heese- to greet so /ueerly and to swee( the street

with su&h unsee$ly eal.9 O!er&o$ing your long 8e1s9

is definitely easier than rein!enting the wheel.

0eo(le who (i&k seeds weekly see$ to need to a((ear

dee( in order to #e distinguished fro$ $ere (ea

(i&kers. 0eter, a &ha$(ion (eak, (i&ker though he1d #e

e!en neater if he was the dee(est (eak (i&ker in 0eoria,

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A fashiona#ly tan $an sat &asually at the #at stand,

lashing a handful of (ra&ti&e #ats. The $anager, a

&ra##y old #ag of #ones, (assed #y and laughed, 8ou1re

a#out a!erage, >a&k. 2an1t you lash faster than that?

>a&k had enough, so he &la$#ered to his feet and lashed

#ats faster than the any $an had e!er lashed #ats. As a

$atter of fa&t, he lashed #ats so fast than he see$ed todan&e. The $anager was aghast. 8>a&k, you1re a $aster

#at lasher9 he gas(ed. Satisfied at last, >a&k sat #a&k

and ne!er lashed another #at.

THURINGIAN THERMOMETER

The throng of ther$o$eters fro$ the Thuringian

Ther$o$eter folks arri!ed Thursday. There were a

thousand thirty+three thi&k ther$o$eters, though,

instead of a thousand thirty+si; thin ther$o$eters, whi&h

was three ther$o$eters fewer than the thousand thirty+

si; we were e;(e&ting, not to $ention that they were

thi&k ones rather than thin ones. We thoroughly thoughtthat we had ordered a thousand thirty+si;, not a thousand

thirty+three ther$o$eters and asked the Thuringian

Ther$o$eter folks to reshi( the ther$o$eters- thin, not

thi&k. They a(ologied for sending only a thousand

thirty+three ther$o$eters rather than a thousand thirty+

si; and (ro$ised to re(la&e the thi&k ther$o$eters with

thin ther$o$eters.

Stan, a sturdy surly sergeant fro$ 2is&o, Te;as, who

graduated fro$ Stanford ni!ersity saw a sto&ky sailorsit silently on a s$all seat reser!ed for youngsters. %e

stayed for se!eral $inutes, while tots swar$edaround. Stan asked the sto&ky sailor to &ease and desist

#ut he sneered in his fa&e. Stan who was so in&ensed

that he &onsidered it suffi&ient in&enti!e to so&k the

sto&ky sailor. The sailor stood there for a se&ond,

astonished, and then strode away. Stan was (er(le;ed,

#ut satisfied, and tots s&a$(ered like ants o!er to the

seesaw and (layed his fa!orite s(orts, swi$$ing.

SAM THE SURL SERGEANT

Sa$, a surly sergeant fro$ 2is&o, Te;as, saw a sailor sit

silently on a s$all seat reser!ed for youngsters. %e

stayed for se!eral $inutes, while tots swar$edaround. Sa$ asked the sailor to &ease and desist #ut he

sneered in his fa&e. Sa$ was so in&ensed that he

&onsidered it suffi&ient in&enti!e to so&k the sailor. The

sailor stood there for a se&ond, astonished, and thenstrolled away. Sa$ was satisfied and the silly tots

s&a$(ered like ants to the seesaw.

!HAT MUST THE SUN ABOVE !ON"ER

ABOUT

So$e (undits (ro(osed that the sun wonders

unne&essarily a#out sundry and assorted

&onundru$s. One &annot #ut s(e&ulate what &an &o$e

of their (ro(osal. It wasn1t enough to trou#le us, #ut it

was done so underhandedly that hundreds of sun lo!ersrushed to the defense of their #elo!ed sun. one of

these was rele!ant on )onday, howe!er, when the sun

#urned u( the entire &ountry.

>ohn was not sorry when the #oss &alled off the walks in

the gardens. O#!iously, to hi$, it was awfully hot, and

the walks were far too long. %e had not thought that

walking would ha!e &aught on the way it did, and he

fought the (oli&y fro$ the onset. At first, he thought he

&ould talk it o!er at the law offi&e and ha!e it /uashed,

#ut a s$all o#sta&le halted that thought. The to( lawyers

always #ought &offee at the sho( a&ross the lawn andthey didn1t want to sho( on >ohn1s a&&ount. >ohn1s

(ro#le$ was not offi&e (oliti&s, #ut offi&e (oli&y. %e

resol!ed the (ro#le$ #y #o$#ing the garden.

THE VILE VI#

When re!ising his !isitor1s (lan for a !ery well+(a!ed

a!enue, the 7I0 was ad!ised to re!eal none of his

$oti!es. E!entually, howe!er, the ha(less !isitor

dis&o!ered his kna!ish !iews and &onfided that it was

!ital to re!iew the (lans to get there to a!oid a&onfli&t. The 7I0 was not &on!in&ed and a!erred that he

would ha!e it !etoed #y the !i&e+(resident. This /uite!e;ed the !isitor who then !owed to in!ent an

indestru&ti#le (a!ing &o$(ound in order to a!enge his

good na$e. The 7I0 found hi$self on the !erge of a

&i!il war with the !isitor with who$ he had (re!iously

&on!ersed easily. It was only due to his insuffera#le

!anity that the ine!ita#le di!ision arri!ed as soon as it

did. e!er again did the !isitor &on!erse with the !ain

7I0 and re$ained di!ided fore!er.

#err$ %n& his #et #%ul

0erry, a fat (ink fairy who li!es in antasyland, and his

(et 0aul, a (ig that is frighteningly full of fur, went to!isit 0erry1s (aternal grandfather fairy. The grandfather

fairy was (raying when fat (ink 0erry and furry 0aul

arri!ed. at (ink 0erry noti&ed a (ail on a (lank (arallel

to grandfather fairy1s fa!orite (raying (osition. %e(ulled the (ail that was full of (aint #ut the (ail fell on

grandfather fairy1s frayed feathery (ants. at (ink 0erry

and furry 0aul were full of fright when grandfather fairy

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stood and (ushed the (ail away. randfather fairy1s fa&e

frowned and (ointed his finger towards the (ale (ink

(antry. The frightened fat (ink 0erry (ro&eeded only to

find out that grandfather fairy was (retending to #e

(raying. at (ink 0erry1s fa$ily were all there. 0a(a

rey, fat (ink 0erry1s father, hugged fat (ink 0erry and

greeted hi$ 8%a((y ourth irthday9. at (ink 0errywas no longer frightened. at (ink 0erry was so (leased

to find out that his fa$ily were there to (arty with hi$

on his fun+filled fourth #irthday

The 'en 'e(r%

One lay Thursday at the oo, I found e#ras graing on

innias, (osing for (i&tures, and teasing the ookee(er,

whose nose was #roned #y the sun. The $ost ealous

e#ra1s na$e was


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