gainesville daily sun. (gainesville, florida) 1909-08...
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THE DAILY SUN GAINESVILLE FLORIDA AUGUST 22 1909
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FULLER BILL HAS
PASSED THE SENATE
PROBABLY MOST DRASTIC PRO-
HIBITION MEASURE DEVISED
Forbid PesMMton f Liquor Except
In Residences Puts Burden of
Preef en Accused
MONTGOMERY Ala Aug 21
The Fuller bill tho most drastic andprohibition bill ever
drawn In this State was passed inthe Senate yesterday by a vote ofto S
The measure forbids the possession-even of liquor except In private realdences makes the accused partyprove his own Innocence before anyevidence against him lit Introducedmakes tho use of tho word saloon acrime bars tho advertisements ofliquors from billboards and signs andholds that even tho possession of aFederal liquor license is absoluteproof of guilt In selling Intoxicants
The bill has a dozen other nearly-as drastic clauses and tho onlyamendment made was the one strik-ing out the clause forbidding thein the State of all newspapers ormagazines which contained liquor ad-
vertisementsThe bill was passed by tho House
last week
Exception to the Rule-I have n hay In my shod of whim
I am very fond said n Nvw Yorkteacher smilingly but I fear to thinkwhat his future may be
Indeed Does be evince er crlmpail tendencies some grave personWho had rakmcd the smile Inquired
Well I an afraid he may become nwriter for funny papers the teachersuggested tentatively You see 1
WM having a history review one dayI asked this boy who was Peter
the Great fle answered A czar ofSuwte
And was there more than one PetertINt I asked
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What Is test for Indigestion-Mr A Robinson of Drninquiti On-
tario has been troubled for years withindigestion and recommends Chamberpains Stomach and Liver Tablets asthe best medicine I ever used
troubled with Indigestion of constipa-tion give them a trial They are cer-
tain to prove beneficial They areeasy to take and pleasant In effectPrice 25 cents Samples free at alldrug stores
Very Affectionate-Mr Headstall Tbnt horse you
brought yesterday seems viciouslooking nnlmnl l he affectionate
Mr Cropper Affectionate 1 shouldthlnkso Why when he came out ofthe stable be stood upon his bind legsand tried to embrace me
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This would bo unusual news If menand women would keep themselvestree from rheumatism and all achesand pains as well as keeping theirmuscles and joists limber with Mal
lards Snow Liniment Sold by W M
Johnson
A FEW LIVE ONES
Can get a flrstcluus contract tonwonl The LarKont uud Ik l SouthernLife Insuranco Co Our agent artmaking 7500 to 530000 per monthaccording to ability and amount oftime devoted Now Helling In Floridadouble the amount of Insurance of anyother company Addrons Lloyd WRobertson Misr Stnto Mutual LifeIns Co Fla-
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FULL LINE OfNEW GOODS
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DOCTORS
Cured HerWillimantlc fire
I suffered untold from femaletroubles backache Irregularties dizziness and prostration It was impossible for BW to
walk upstairsw-ithouten thetried three differ-ent doctors andeach told me
different Inobeneflt
from of thembut seemed to suf-fer more The lastdoctor said noth-ing would restore
Compound to see what itam restored to natural
health Sire ETTA DONOVAN Boxlit Willimantlc Conn
success of Lydia E PinkhamsVegetable from roots
is It may beused with womenwho suffer from displacements Inflam-mation Ir-regularities periodic pains backache
dizziness or nervous prostra
For years E PinkhamsVegetable Compound the
female nil andsuffering women owe it to themselvesto at this medicine a trialProof is abundant that it has curedthousands of others and why should itnot cure you
Teaching Him a LessenThe new mall carrier on the rural
free delivery route glanced at the nameon the letter box by the roadsidestopped his horse and spoke to theroughly attired farmer with the oldslouch lint who was resting his sunbrowned arms on the grate and
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YesBeverly GYes Im the man that lives hereAny relation of Sherlock Holmes
gravely asked the carrierNo sir answered the farmer but
Im detective enough to know tintyoure not i very BOM judge of humanunhurt You took mo fur an Ignoramusbccniiiu Ivo tot my old working dudson Im ShciloU Holmes enough tolook nt n fiee n d eyes beforeI size him up a n Some mall furme ThanksYouth Companion
No matter how long you have suffer-ed FoleyH Kidney Remedy will helpYou Mrs S L of Wayne WVa writos I was n sufferer fromkidney disease o that at times I
could not get out of lsd and wlmiI did I could not stand straight I
took Foleyu Kidney Remedy Onedillar bottle and part of the secondcured me entirely It will cure you-
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Silenced HimThe young man In the barbers chair
had annoyed by suggestions ofthe white dotted artist although IIP
hut wild clearly enough when be satdown that bi wanted only a hnlr cutand n 8liuniH o Singeing facial mas-sage and hair tonlcH had been offeredvainly
Finally the harbor crM lrntcd whatIs with IttrlHTM till crowning Insultln wlng his hall over the young manslure ho eontcniituously
Shave yourself duut youSure wild the young tuna
youlad there was silence Washington
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Dicks CAPUDINE Cures Sick Head-
acheAlso Nervous Headache TravelersHeadache and adios from Grip Stomach Troubles or Female troublesTry rapwdlno lt IIiuW effects tinat lately Soul br druggist
CeulaWt ThenI wt Ml l Ilk iiitsbttly to enjoy
rkUIan why Uottt you try to marry
vi r-As I kl I want to enjoy
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MEXICAN WOOING
From Making Eyes at Senorita tothe Grand Serenade
In tho uncertain Illumination of theelectric lamps some of the senoritasof Teplc City appeared very attractiveIn breezy fluffy gowns and fetchingmantillas and they knew it prettywell too They like to have you lookat them directly and admiringly andthey will not drop their eyes
If you have the nerve to give onea look of this kind such a look aswould be considered extremely rudeta any American city the chances arewhen you meet her on the next turnyon will be rewarded with a smile anda challenge from the black eyes andIf you have a sufficient stock of nerveIn reserve you will to her andpay her some complimentary remarkupon the first opportunity that offersThis Is good breeding and will not lxresented
Should you then become Infatuatedwith the lady you will out herhome visit her barrel window andmope under It for an hour or twoevery morning and If you impress herfavorably she will make your beanglad by talking with you throvgb thebars or dropping little scented noteto you
Should you become real serious youwill hire a stringed band to serenadeher at night now and then To conform with the custom you should startyour band out at midnight nnd let Itplay ns long as your money lasts Out-Ing Magazine
COSTERMONGER-
The Went In Fermer Times WasSpelled
The word costermonger Is now usedof an Itinerant fruit seller It wasformerly spelled andIn this form appears In Drants Hor-ace to translate the Latin word
pomarlusLiterally means costard seller cos
tan being a kind of apple the nameof which Murray connects with costaa rib
Some etymologists connect It withcustard assuming that the pulp of appies was used In preparing this dellcacy but there is no reason furthis since the custard apple
in Dampicrs Voyages IGOOi
Is quite different fruit from tho middie English custard
Some connect It also with custardthe humorous name for a bead Takehim over the costard with the hilt ofthy sword Shakespeare put It seemsmore prolmblo that the head waxrailed after the apple than the appleafter the head
The termination monger simplymenus n dealer or trader ax In fellmonger Mini Ironmonger and IK de-
rived from the AngloSaxon wordiiiiiii lnii tt tratHr or barter which
IH iikln i the I itln mnngo a deal-er who oj mill ishes up liltwares I ui Staiidax
Uy ry la a dangerousbut c bi cured ChambfrlalnHColic CI ru and Diarrhoea Remedyhug bwn c used in ninejtldemlcs of IvMMitory It tins never
10 fall It IH wj iy vallUiile lor flilldrtii and adults anditll reduced with water and veet-
r it i pleasant to take Soldby nil druggists
The Hearts of Sam HoustonIn the Memoir of n Fennte rin
Christian F l klnff reinlls the yearjust prior to the outbreak of the ilvhwar when Snmner Wade otish-llatnlln Houston John P Hale ltr kInrldce Tliomns and Jefferson I ivlwere debating the great ucstloii9tvhlfli the north and south were ai-
vxriiiiue They were an slng NH
of men mostly lad In black bnnulcloth and wearlntr high silk hats
Hut there xvus one senator who re-
fused to bo dlgnllletl Senator Hous-ton of Texas Hay otter tiny saysMr l kkff tiring spare momentshe sat there in his sent carving hiiirtsout of soft pliH wood They Wtrpieces alM nt the slju of platVhini he lapel eompleleil one of th i
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Sum HoiistmiV otinpllaniitsMr l kl tr reiiwmlMrs Iloustin t
one of the aeuilest nrnl kindest of men
If you are all run downrny ItinifUy told hel uu It tr n cth-
en the kidneys u they iliiniHate the IWldirKieM trim the Moothat ilfir the iMrvi sod IWUM-
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ABOUT ADVERTISING 8
The Cellar Hole and theSewer Hole-By Herbert Kaufman-
A coal cart stopped before an office building inWashington and the driver dismounted removed thecover from a manhole ran out his chute and
to empty the load An old negro strolled overand stood watching him Suddenly the black manglanced down and immediately burst into a fit ofuncontrollable laughter which continued for severalminutes The cart driver looked at him in amusement
Say Uncle he asked do you always laugh whenyou see coal going into a cellar The negro sputteredaround for a few moments and then holding his hands-to his aching sides managed to say No salt but Ijest busts when I sees it goin down a sewer
The advertiser who displays lack of judgment inselecting the newspapers which carry his copy oftenconfuses the sewer and the cellar
All the money that is put into newspapers isnttaken out again by any The fact that all paperspossess a certain physical likeness doesnt by anymeans signify a similarity in character and its characterin a newspaper that brings returns The editor whoconducts a journalistic sewer finds a different class ofreaders than the publisher who respects himself enough-to respect his readers
What goes into a newspaper largely determines-the class of homes into which the newspaper goes Anirresponsible scandalmongering muckraking sheet-is logically not supported by the buying classes ofpeople It may be perused by thousands of readersbut such readers are seldom purchasers of advertisedgoods
Its the cleancut steady normalminded citizenswho form the bone and sinew and muscle of the community Its the sane selfrespecting dependablenewspaper that enters their homes and its the honesale that indicates the strength of an advertisingmedium
No cleanminded father of a family wishes to havehis wife and children brought in contact with the mostmaudlin and banal phases of life He defends themfrom the sensational editor and the unpleasant advertiser He subscribes to a newspaper which he does notfear to leave about the house
Therefore the respectable newspaper can alwaysbe counted upon to produce more sales than one whichmay even own a larger circulation but whose distribution is in ten editions among unprofitable citizens
You can no more expect to sell goods to peoplewho haven money than you can hope to pluck oystersfrom bushes-
It isnt the number of reached but thenumber of readers whose purses vnn be reached thatconstitutes the value of circulation Its one thing-to arouse their attention but its a far different tiling
get their money The mind may be willing limit thefockctbvok is week
If you hul t li choice of a thousand acres of desertland or a hundred acres of oasis youd selectfertile spot the tract hJ Uvalue because it vmil be L S3 poductive
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That Which Is Worth Having Is
Worth Advertising ForThe old adage that what is worth having is worth ask-
ing for is still true true of the more intricate life of todayThe thing you it is a used piano or a
home whether it is a readymade business or a lost pocket-book is obtained readily through advertising and withdifficulty or not at all through other means
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