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failed haiku A Journal of English Senryu Volume 5, Issue 60 bryan rickert ‘Failed’ Editor www.failedhaiku.com @SenryuJournal on Twitter Facebook Page
Photo by: Jenny Oreström Poem by: Kerstin Park
Cast List In order of appearance
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Bob Lucky Diana Webb Marilyn Ward Scunthorpe Caroline Giles Banks Ronald K. Craig John Hawkhead Carol Raisfeld Tom Bierovic Srinivas S Eva Joan Ingrid Baluchi Roberta Beach Jacobson Susan Bonk Plumridge Christa Pandey William Scott Galasso Gabriela Popa Lauren McBride Robert Witmer Wilda Morris Christina Chin and Michael Hough Christina Chin
Minal Sarosh Teiichi Suzuki Taofeek Ayeyemi Elaine Wilburt Neena Singh Wieslaw Karlinski Robert B McNeill Oscar Luparia Jackie Chou Eva Limbach Barrie Levine Natalia Kuznetsova Chad Lee Robinson Sandra J. Anfang Paul Beech Marilyn Ashbaugh Mary Stevens Rick Jackofsky Gil Jackofsky Benedict Grant Laurie Greer Thomas Tilton Irina Guliaeva Antonio Mangiameli Kristen Lindquist
Anna Cates Chen-ou Liu Nika Christine Wenk-Harrisong Ed Markowski Gautam Nadkarni Tia Haynes Cynthia Rowe B.A. France Michael Morell Aaron Barry Lew Watts and Tanya McDonald Joanna Ashwell Maxianne Berger Riham El-Ashry Jackie Maugh Robinson Michael Henry Lee Michael Rehling Maureen Weldon Bruce Jewett Jacob Hess E. L. Blizzard Dorothy Burrows Terrie Jacks Rich Magahiz
Tracy Davidson Ronald Scully John J. Dunphy Keiko Izawa Mark Forrester Genevieve Wynand Isaac Ofori-Okyere David Gale Esha Sharan Michael Henry Lee Oluwasegun Oluseyi Adesina Valentina Ranaldi-Adams Richard Tice Cynthia Anderson Louise Hopewell Anna Maria Domburg-Sancristoforo Colleen M. Farrelly Mike Gallagher Adjei Agyei-Baah Glenda Cimino Suraj Nanu Susan Farner Debbie Strange Maureen Virchau Kat Lehmann
Peter Jastermsky Benno Schmidt Douglas J. Lanzo Alexander Jankiewicz Lori Becherer Terri French Nadejda Kostadinova Agus Maulana Sunjaya Bill Kenney Pitt Büerken Lucia Cardillo Mark Gilbert Carmen Duvalma Kath Abela Wilson Sarah Elizabeth Schwartz John Green Robbie Porter Jack Galmitz Elisa Allo Eufemia Griffo Madhuri Pillai David Oates Tomislav Maretić Maeve O'Sullivan Billy Antonio
Charles Harmon Marietta McGregor Rosa Maria Di Salvatore Arvinder Kaur M. Shane Pruett Vijay Prasad Maya Daneva Helen Ogden Réka Nyitrai George Schaefer Kathleen Tice Lori A Minor Dorothy Avery Matthews Jill Lange Sondra Byrnes Susan Burch
Thanksgiving potluck the turkey and vegan turkey side by side Hanukkah a miracle if anyone can find a match masked carolers I drop my guard and open the door Christmas Eve making out under the influence Bob Lucky
Chirpy
Passport expired it's stay at home time this year perhaps forever.
crumb to crumb trajectories of house sparrows Diana Webb
Halloween horror the ghost has no mask power cut the menorah reflects on children's faces Christmas decor... Grandma fights with a six footer Marilyn Ward Scunthorpe
winter winds in my driveway three Xmas trees Epiphany fishermen sit by holes in the lake World Aids Day a full page ad for Viagra New Year’s party my lover’s wife brings flowers Caroline Giles Banks
after the toys are broken cardboard box holiday gathering mom and dad watch last year’s video remembering Pearl Harbor dad’s deployment postponed Ronald K. Craig
halloween afraid to try on different masks Christmas party mirrorball light dances round an empty room John Hawkhead
Christmas eve – she finds her gift under the Santa suit grandma's fruitcake re-gifted eternity to eternity during the holidays... grave digging will be done by a skeleton crew Thanksgiving dinner old uncle Oscar yammering he hates sweet potatoes Carol Raisfeld
employee lounge Santa unbuckles between shifts threadbare lap the mall Santa's velour pants Tom Bierovic
sky-debate... fireworks respond to fireworks 2020 costume party the attendees appear as themselves louder than the conversations the silence afterwards Srinivas S
Christmas cookies - the scales sighs devotedly in advance Christmas market - this year between closed booths only glistening wind winter-weary - the year dies away quietly Eva Joan
pardoned for what the turkey asks ... for living? . harvest festival . . . mantis in church also praying . looking grim their last year’s plastic Santa still climbing Ingrid Baluchi
Christmas package the point of no return to sender January 1st tossing yesterdays to the wind mismatched farmhouse Thanksgiving -- chipped dinner plates Roberta Beach Jacobson
ginger snaps to dunk or not to dunk in my tea Susan Bonk Plumridge
Thanksgiving chairs for the departed separate the living trendy Christmas matching COVID masks Christa Pandey
Day of the Dead not a single trick-or-treater comes to the door Toys for Tots marines in dress blues rescue Christmas William Scott Galasso
Gabriela Popa
January bills still using Christmas stamps Lauren McBride
Christmas cheer boisterous carolers singing Silent Night the apple of my eye our office party's Christmas Eve Christmas play the eight-year-old wise man nibbles his chocolate myrrh Chinese New Year she remembers the character for home halloween party goofy grins at wonder woman Robert Witmer
deflated plastic Santa on neighbor’s lawn my mood Grandma didn’t bake mince pie this year I give thanks Wilda Morris
A Holiday for Blues everything just hurts this morning all the music says rejoice take a walk along a snowy path we don't always get a choice twinkle lights and heavy traffic turn the sound off all the news take a walk along a roadside just a holiday for blues s'posed to be it's just a color… I know, I wear it every day now it colors our emotions…getting us to feel this way talk to me about tomorrow first let's just get through today take a walk over a bridge maybe make a wish and make a way a lit candle by the window beside an empty chair
Photograph and Prose by Michael Hough Christina Chin - Poem
long nights a lit Advent candle for you twinkling the kitty ready to claw ornaments winter solstice I practice chopsticks on nori rice ball Christina Chin
lockdown christmas how will father put up the star alone ? Minal Sarosh
street lockout-- ghost isolated in jack-o’-lantern Teiichi Suzuki
New Year morning father hitting the back of an old radio end of year savings I managed to save my life cross-border sale looking around for an interpreter grandpa's hands on father's shoulder family album Taofeek Ayeyemi
Christmas Eve— blinking lights on a headstone Epiphany— after the dream, a new way home Elaine Wilburt
row of candles outside the temple— the light within this Diwali silent—no firecrackers just the stars hennaed* hands the jingle of red bangles await the moon the old potter sells earthen diyas** the streetlight flickers *hennaed-intricate design made on palms by applying the paste of henna leaves. On 'Karva Chauth' festival in India, women pray for the long lives of their husbands by fasting during the day and break their fast at night by viewing the moon through a sieve. It is considered auspicious to wear bright clothes, red bangles and apply henna on their hands. **diyas-oil lamps usually made from clay with a cotton wick dipped in oil for lighting. On Diwali, candles and diyas are lighted to signify the victory of good over evil. Deepawali or Diwali means rows of lighted diyas.
Neena Singh
Wieslaw Karlinski
Thanksgiving re-purposing the jack-o-lantern New Year's Day alka-setlzer moon dissolving Thanksgiving on Zoom the joy of crazy uncle on mute Christmas neighbor and I exchange waves Robert B McNeill
empty mind… carving the pumpkins my inner smile finally it’s snowing… a white and sweet veil on the pandoro (°) (°) Pandoro is a traditional cake from Italy, most popular around Christmas and New Year. It is served dusted with vanilla-scented icing sugar made to resemble the snowy peaks of the Italian Alps.
Oscar Luparia
learning patience one ornament at a time tree decorating Christmastime our Shih Tzu in designer garb All Soul's Day they say I look just like dad Jackie Chou
Holy night the brilliance of a dying star driving home for christmas me and my doubts Epiphany in my calendar first edits Eva Limbach
'twas the night before the family zoom and all through the house . . . annual Christmas letter on and on about what never happened hanging the wall calendar we take on twelve new cats Barrie Levine
the local drunk caroling to a stray dog ... first star New Year's dawn - streets littered with wrappings and lost intentions Natalia Kuznetsova
cricket dusk-- skeleton lovers embrace in a field of screams early snow-- the pumpkin wears it on its face Day of the Dead the smell of fresh dirt in the candlelight Chad Lee Robinson
Christmas pinnacle the cats bat a tinfoil ball around the kitchen Sandra J. Anfang
Samhain… silently the pallid waif dissolves with a smile nightfall the pumpkin peddler bags his cash Paul Beech
midnight mass super spreader Zoom holiday the dysfunction goes viral grandpa talks recipes from the anarchist’s cookbook Zoom with the grands a bug-out bag in every stocking preppers Christmas Marilyn Ashbaugh
Christmas lights one multicolored deer in the herd Christmas candles the shape of last summer’s heatwave new year a pressed Santa suit circles the dry-cleaner's rack Mary Stevens
looking back my twenty-twenty hindsight Rick Jackofsky
Day of the Dead Santa Muerta slips through The Wall Gil Jackofsky
Halloween a few more demons to keep me company Benedict Grant
Christmas morning a homeless man wakes up under a tree Christmas-- more jingles than bells holiday shopping her haul of holly Laurie Greer
dashing through the liquor store mall Santas red nose Grandpa slurs his toast Thomas Tilton
quiet new year pulling an empty pram Irina Guliaeva
the curled leaves of prumelia - Christmas Antonio Mangiameli
Thanksgiving rain the unending stream of holiday ads squirrel drey the places we call home for the holidays first night we let the champagne go flat Kristen Lindquist
a “vegan demon” reveals her new tattoo . . . Tofurky
CASANOVA After distancing, he and I stage a get-together . . . He puts me to work, dehulling black walnuts. holiday pies . . . waiting for the moonrise Mars and Venus
Anna Cates
All is calm, all is bright the We Just Did 46 hat on my snowman's head Silent night ... the robo-dog and I in the tv light false dawn no more Trump briefings added to New Year's to-do list Chen-ou Liu
Black Friday prayers for peace forgotten Nika
a pumpkin smiles at a frowning pumpkin— the son’s planned visit Halloween nor’easter the scarecrow falls off the wagon old election signs a faded plastic candy cane leans left Christine Wenk-Harrisong
Thanksgiving a vagrant praises the comfort of his jail cell contact tracing a paper mask mutes the red of Rudolph’s nose Ed Markowski
Nursing The Blues This was years before the Corona virus pandemic of 2020. Diwali holidays were upon us again. College was closed for about a fortnight after the midterm examinations and I was hell bent on having a good time. Even if I had to kill in the process. I spent the first few days of the hols doing something I just couldn't do otherwise. Namely going to bed early and not getting up till late. Like lunchtime. The logic was very simple. By skipping breakfast I hoped to knock off some of the excess blubber that had accumulated around my midriff. I seriously considered skipping lunch too. But mysteriously enough I lost not a single solitary gram. It's a pity that weighing scales these days are no longer what they used to be. I also loved to sit in my bedroom and play the Blues like they ought to be played. Very loudly. Until there were bitter complaints from the neighborhood kids that they couldn't hear their firecrackers burst. One just had to empathize with them. What could be more soothing after all than the bang of a cracker. Subsequently I listened to Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf with earphones. I figured that at least the fireworks wouldn't make me deaf. Fortunate. I read a lot too. Especially modern classics. But oddly enough after reading just a few pages in bed I would drop off to sleep. I attributed this to the relaxing effect of the books. Even novels of crime and violence. Finally, after a few experiments I switched over to something more to my taste. Comic books. I found Tintin and Asterix intellectually ever so stimulating. And then the fortnight was up and the holidays over.
It was only when college started that I really could appreciate the holidays gone by. How nice it had been to sleep on a soft comfy bed with the blanket pulled right over my head. As against sleeping in a sitting position on a hard wooden bench during lectures on mathematics. physical training.. . again the gym instructor pats his potbelly
Gautam Nadkarni
2020 Easter basket chocolate eggs and a mask drowning out the fireworks ambulance sirens trick-or-treat the candy bowl never filled Thanksgiving passing back-and-forth our no’s sugar plum dreams all the friends my children pretend to have Tia Haynes
his Berber rug gift deep in the wool I find bark and strange fruit bits fallen pine needles a Christmas beetle crawls beneath the door Christmas lily his gift opened early Cynthia Rowe
government lockdown the introverts own holiday nana's cookies made from the scribbled recipe ...without nana righteous reasons to stay in on new years ... again B.A. France
Thanksgiving – more than one turkey shows up for dinner unemployment line all the mall Santas out of a job hungry squirrels – my carved pumpkin gets a face lift Michael Morell
santa-red thong the naughty list getting longer trick-or-gluten-free-health-snack Aaron Barry
Nuttin’ for Christmas Dairy Queen santa icky things in his beard in trouble for sipping Grandma’s eggnog Christmas Eve dinner the corndogs Mum pocketed from the local buffet giving the present another shake . . . no Legos hand-me-downs gray stains on the jammies epic snowball fight viewed from the bedroom window chicken pox
Lew Watts Tanya McDonald
discarded parcel gold ribbons billowing in the wind holding the light a tree-line still shining Joanna Ashwell
Christmas 2020 knots in the pines coming undone family tradition the silence as my sister makes the Jell-O fart cell transmitters flounced around the steeple season’s greetings Maxianne Berger
cooking a big meal new dresses and decor empty chairs Riham El-Ashry
buyin three punkins one to entice tricksters two for just desserts Jackie Maugh Robinson
no place like home daylight savings an extra hour of shelter in the doorway black friday the soup kitchen breaks all previous record advent... still waiting from last year silent night murmuring outside the cold shelter seconds to midnight blowing a kiss to the moon Michael Henry Lee
hanging a single bulb on a norfolk pine covid christmas Michael Rehling
shamrock on St. Patrick's Day her tear of longing Easter Old Head of Kinsale cead mile failte Maureen Weldon
giving of thanks for the quarantine no dirty dishes my elderly aunt at thanksgiving dinner tallying the dead holiday dinners red caps on one side blue caps the other Bruce Jewett
watching it as an adult— Isle of Misfit Toys Jacob Hess
The Making of a Pandemic Holiday Finding the box behind the unused Halloween decorations, I feel sneaky . After a clandestine drag to the living room, I open the box. Following the diagram, I jam sticks in their holes. My daughter walks in and looks at me as if I’ve lost my mind. It’s a look she’s recently revived from her early teenage years. “What are you doing?” she asks. “Putting up the Christmas tree.” “But Mom, we never do that until after Thanksgiving.” “Traditions change and now we have time to make homemade decorations,” I reply. She rolls her eyes and walks away. She’s brought that back in style as well. this boredom breaking rules anywhere I can find them
E. L. Blizzard
Boxing Day - gloves on, I face yesterday’s dishes this year’s blessings - without carol singers silent nights left out in the cold - this year’s mistletoe Dorothy Burrows
Thanksgiving cooking all day relatives pour in the front door they come they eat they leave cleanup time leftovers, dirty dishes i wash alone schlepping for what… family fun? Terrie Jacks
reactor control drops the ball party horns blare receding glow the red-nosed lifeform Rich Magahiz
Santa's grotto the reindeer take a liking to my Rudolph mask Christmas Eve my son asks Santa to sanitise his sleigh Chinese New Year replacing rat with ox in the oval office Tracy Davidson
estranged sisters assigned to shill peas count their blessings after the game all bets on the wishbone older brother 9 to 1 Ronald Scully
Christmas Eve fireplace crackling with 'easy assembly' instructions New Year’s Day my champagne glass bubbling with Alka-Seltzer New Year's Day I'm awakened for breakfast by a stranger John J. Dunphy
vacation trip memories fade so fast on the bullet train new year’s argument the toasting rice cake bursts christmas dinner feeding my cat premium tuna champagne toast an old woman watches the bubbles disappear Keiko Izawa
a small child all her ornaments hung on one branch her red pen marking each payday before Christmas Mark Forrester
lebkuchen my grandparents' word for love silent night faces frozen in Zoom stuck in Germany real candles light the evergreen Genevieve Wynand
a day before Christmas my rooster gives its last crow on Christmas eve I mistaken Gyidie Kokoo worshipper for Santa Isaac Ofori-Okyere Gyidie Kokoo is a Christain religious sect in Ghana where its worshippers dress in all red.
all jaws and teeth at your front door Halloween pumpkin a sad song plays out in the subway three days to Christmas David Gale
New year resolution Googling gym close to my Favourite bakery Esha Sharan
Michael Henry Lee
watch night service thinking about the fried meats the sermon seems so long Christmas in days very few chickens now roam the streets Oluwasegun Oluseyi Adesina
I have the legs for trick-or-treating . . . spider veins holiday game score - eighteen pounds of turkey to zero prayers expectations under the mistletoe . . . a candy kiss Valentina Ranaldi-Adams
not expecting trick-or-treaters we buy fine chocolates Christmas skit in Korea—I play a giant radish Richard Tice
Hallelujah Chorus forever and ever holding back tears my mother the elf every year in our stockings a brand-new toothbrush holidays alone— the calm that comes from staying at home Cynthia Anderson
midnight kiss the fireworks in your eyes new year’s day my empty diary awaits the story alone under the mistletoe empty stocking Louise Hopewell
just a dream above the roof night of stars the lullaby my mother sang to me Christmas wind turn of a year in a snowball my wishes Anna Maria Domburg-Sancristoforo
cornucopia at the family table— the nuts fall out a wisp of cloud shrouding a full moon— the sky's banshee Colleen M. Farrelly
unreachable holiday shadows pedal west Mike Gallagher
Halloween over a child's courage to touch jack-o-lantern's teeth Independence parade waiting for the president in someone's fart Adjei Agyei-Baah
alone for Christmas every bauble on the tree reflects your image Glenda Cimino
building rapport on the boundary wall diwali lights leaves off the ghost writer halloween Suraj Nanu
17 days ‘til Christmas still mowing white lights connect to LED colors blended family December night her santa still lights his window Susan Farner
Debbie Strange
grateful for elastic waistbands Thanksgiving pandemic Christmas a child asks Santa for a vaccine Thanksgiving dinner the scent of turkey and politics pandemic Christmas a distant memory of bustling crowds Maureen Virchau
winter rain we decorate the tree with paper snowflakes pandemic stroll I catch my breath on a peppermint Kat Lehmann
giving thanks for just one day stuffing the complaints family news after the headlines a Doom call regifting . . . a box of silence that never empties Peter Jastermsky
To the Sea and Back holiday song on both sides of the highway colorful wildflowers the house where we spent every vacation sold to a young couple taken home in the huge mason jar a piece of the sea Benno Schmidt
explaining to kids how Santa’s sleigh flies with full COVID gear store Santa’s relief no kids within six feet to pull his beard Douglas J. Lanzo
Inside a Christmas Tale It’s a bitterly cold evening during the week of Christmas. We’re sitting together to enjoy the annual ritual of watching It’s a Wonderful Life. We find our cozy places and get all snuggled in. The apple cinnamon candle is burning and the tree is lit. The snacks and drinks are ready. The kids are scattered on the floor. We start an innocent conversation about which version we like more— the original black and white or the colorized one. I listen as my very old aunt’s voice goes on and on. I begin to drift with my stomach about to explode after eating too much dinner. I unfasten my belt and let life take its course. My eyes begin to close on their own. twilight dreams under a blanket of snow a tree log sleeps I see myself walking around a strangely familiar town. I feel a sense of panic but don’t know why. I begin to recognize places from my youth. I stumble in and out of doorways. I hear a voice cry as it becomes my own. “Mary! Mary!” I begin to yell as I find myself pounding on the doors of the library where my wife now works. No one answers from the darkness inside. Turning around, I see my childhood home with our Christmas decorations lit up. I cross the empty street. I walk into the kitchen through the back door. I smell my mother’s cooking in the air and expect to find her in the pantry. No one is
there. I notice empty bags of assorted junk food and empty bottles of soda strewn on the counters and dirty floor. “Mary! Mary!” I hear the name being called out from the living room. I walk through the kitchen and find an extremely obese woman sitting in my mother’s chair. I could sense, somehow, that in her youth, she must have been a very beautiful woman. I see her throwing Twinkies at the television. I become aware that nothing in the room has color except for It’s a Wonderful Life playing on the television and the burgundy rose petals blanketing the floor. Children are hovering around scavenging food through the petals. I ask the strange lady why she’s sitting in my mother’s chair when no one but my mother sits in that chair. Even after her death, no one has sat in that chair. My disorientation becomes overwhelming when the woman turns towards me. “Mary! Mary!” she yells, “Run, Mary, Run! Don’t let him catch you! He doesn’t deserve you!” The woman looks directly at me with a face of scorn. I know she’s talking about me. “She’s running away from George Bailey, not me!” I exclaim. “But you are George!” “You are him!” The woman snarls back. “She’ll just break your heart in the end, my dear. But don’t worry, I’ll take care of you always,” she says this in the most gentle, most sincere voice imaginable, “Now give us a kiss,” she continues, then, suddenly, her voice changes to its snarl again, “and go clean my kitchen!”
“You’re crazy! That’s what you are! This is some sort of a funny dream! What...are you a hypnotist?” The words coming out of my mouth seem too familiar. I say them without any control. I stand frozen as I watch the woman turn her attention back to the TV and yell at it. I finally shout over the volume, asking who she is. But she doesn’t answer. The children hovering about immediately stop their scavenging and begin chanting in unison while skipping in a circle holding hands, “Aphrodite, Aphrodite, Aphrodite,” their chanting becomes louder and louder each time. The picture on the television flickers and then is filled with snow. Out of nowhere, Kevin Sorbo dressed as Hercules, but speaking in Walter Cronkite’s voice, appears on the screen and addresses the woman: “Aphrodite, is that you? Junk-feeding your face while shouting orders at mere, mortal servants to adjust the antenna on your TV set for better reception as you sit in your favorite chair and nag nag nag?” Kevin Sorbo then smiles and winks at me, stating, “And that’s the way it is.” In another flicker, he’s gone and the movie starts playing again. Bells begin to ring... growing louder and louder. The sound becomes deafening. Aphrodite begins to weep uncontrollably. The children have all huddled into a corner while covering their ears and weep as
well. As the bells continue to ring, Aphrodite and all around begin to fade, except for one small child still weeping alone. I walk towards him to offer comfort. When I see his face, I realize he’s me. I suddenly awake to my wife asking me if I’m alright. She tells me I was having a bad dream. I glance at our TV and notice every one singing Auld Lang Syne. “Honey, I deserve you, don’t I?” I mumble without even thinking. My wife just gives me a puzzled look. a child's cry in a corner shadows wake
Alexander Jankiewicz
Christmas decorating the trees fill with blackbirds Thanksgiving treats the cat smells of fish pumpkin field the ripening of Halloween grade school concert the smallest kid the biggest drum Lori Becherer
Ever green Growing up we always had artificial Christmas trees. In the ’60’s it was the aluminum tree with the rainbow spiraling light beneath. A little trippy. In the ’70’s a huge “snow” flocked blue spruce filled the corner of our living room. I don’t ever remember having a real tree. They say you can’t miss what you’ve never had and I guess I didn’t. As long as the tree had presents under it on Christmas morning it was fine by me. But my paternal grandfather thought otherwise. “Those girls need a real tree!” So he loaded my little sister and me into the back of his Bonneville and off we went to the Christmas tree lot. riding shotgun a beautiful sight . . . snow in the headlights My grandfather was a truck driver and on the road a lot. When he was around I just remember him smoking cigarettes, drinking beer and snoring in his La-Z-Boy. It was an odd treat for my sister and I to spend a couple hours alone with him. We meandered through the maze of freshly cut trees. They came in all shapes and sizes. I breathed in their piney scent—so this was how Christmas was supposed smell! Grandpa picked out a seven-foot Scotch pine with a straight trunk. The man tied it to the rack on top of our car and we took off for home. stopping for a six pack all is merry and bright . . . gas station neon Once home, mother ordered us to set the tree up in our semi-finished basement—where my sister and I often played—because she didn’t
want the needles stuck in her new shag carpeting. Away from the other trees, ours didn’t look nearly as majestic and it had already lost quite a few needles on the drive home. But grandpa assured us it just needed a little extra tinsel to fill in the bare spots. Then he left and my sister and I did what we could with some old ornaments and several boxes of tinsel. When we were finished we called mom and dad to come and look at our masterpiece. My dad just shook his head. “All dressed up like a dime-store hooker.” I didn’t know what that meant but it got him an elbow in the ribs from mom. fa la la la la a strand of tinsel stuck in the dog’s butt The next morning I ran down to the basement to see how our tree was faring. The tree-skirt was coated an inch-thick in bright green needles. The shiny bulbs and silver tinsel hung from naked branches. “Noooooo!” I hollered, which sent mom, dad, my sis, and the dog scurrying downstairs. Dad walked over and scooped up a few needles, rubbing them between his fingers. “This tree has been spray-painted,” he said. “Grandpa got you girls a deader than dead tree.” Mom swept up the mess then sent dad to fetch the old aluminum tree out of the attic to put in its place. learning the truth I tell the mall Santa I’ll pout if I want to
Christmas Eve— in every raindrop the hope of snow New Year. . .an old grievance carries over Terri French
Christmas eve this year making more angel cookies holiday shopping getting exhausted from browsing Nadejda Kostadinova
new year's eve in this cheap motel room my shadow and I we keep arguing the last argument new resolution Agus Maulana Sunjaya
laid off -- a Halloween ghost on his lawn Veterans' Day an old war movie in black and white Christmas Card list a few more names to cross out Bill Kenney
Christmas on her own the children wave in front of the old-age home Pitt Büerken
Christmas lights ... despite face mask the eyes still sparkle luci di Natale … brillano ancora gli occhi / sulle mascherine Lucia Cardillo
Christmas morning she starts to call the turkey a he Halloween party. I go as myself. Christmas morning sliding cufflinks through purple fabric Mark Gilbert
Christmas day – the old pain left in a candle through the steamy window the lights of the fir tree – Christmas night Carmen Duvalma
childhood christmas santa and his wife slow dance before the kids wake up halloween hideaway we both turn into pumpkins lockdown new year our resolve to make kigo cocktails Kath Abela Wilson
my daughter waits for Santa scans the crystal sky and google street view this holiday season I'm thankful I won't have to wax Sarah Elizabeth Schwartz
at Thanksgiving with relatives from Texas we find common ground none of us can digest corn in the mail another one of her holiday jams— liquid, fragile, perishable and potentially hazardous Santa Lucia Day— the smell of burnt hair Christmas trip— our cat leaves her present on our bed holiday flurries realizing I am the drunk uncle John Green
Casting off The old woman sat in her chair and knitted, just as she had always done. Her mother had showed her how, just like she’d shown her own daughter. ‘Push it through, pull it under and over….’ This was a scarf, for her granddaughter. It was Grace’s favourite colour, special for Christmas. ‘Pull it back and up….’ She was nearing the end; the ball of wool unfurled next to her. ‘Slide it off.’ They found her the next day, scarf neatly folded in her lap. grandma’s funeral- the lavender silk threads catch the winter sun
Robbie Porter
Black Friday and just think we're all dying Jack Galmitz
the old year folded with care in a suitcase eight of December decorating the Christmas tree ... video call memory box sewing up forever new fragments Elisa Allo
Christmas past tying our memories with old ribbons Eufemia Griffo
Christmas house guests... from one meal to another to another summer holidays ... gulping down food laced with grandma's lectures Madhuri Pillai
the way to town blocked by the Christmas parade – Jesus! on the diner counter an abandoned pie slice New Year’s Eve David Oates
Halloween – the pumpkin on her window resembles our neighbor smoking jack-o'-lantern a drunkard ask him for a light Tomislav Maretić
working from home a barmbrack bought on Monday yields a ring on Friday All Saints’ Day: a small superman costume on the barrio balcony New Year’s Eve ringing in the first fatherless year Maeve O'Sullivan
holiday rush scroll tap scroll tap add to cart COVID Christmas masquerade every character in mask Billy Antonio
Happy Fathers Day Genghis Khan and his seven thousand kids New Years Eve drinking songs no one remembers the words Charles Harmon
midnight carols eldest boy’s voice just breaking sugared almonds under the tree one stolen kiss Christmas night between the sheets a riot of glitter Marietta McGregor
Christmas... nothing but the stars tonight the new moon... the innocent smile of a Baby Rosa Maria Di Salvatore
thanksgiving day - the rocking chair empty this year shelf dust ... grandpa's sepia photo behind the greeting cards mother's saree - i drape her fragrance for this year's party Arvinder Kaur
anti-maskers the belligerent faces of jack o'lanterns covid holidays the turkey refuses to concede mistletoe santa's little helper winks at me M. Shane Pruett
sitting alone with myself ... sudden joy Vijay Prasad
New year’s concert the sound of my son’s piano in so many living rooms a Thursday morning only Alexa responds to my “Happy Thanksgiving!” Maya Daneva
from gratitude to grabitude— Black Friday picking up where I left off New Year’s resolution hostage to our joy we tie the tree to the roof of the car Helen Ogden
rye bread with liver spread... rainy Christmas new year's mist the resolutions I won't keep Réka Nyitrai
Festivus greeting is it happy or merry? bitching either way futbol match on screen 7 AM English Mild quickly quaffed George Schaefer
winter afternoon taking down the tree you didn’t see lingering taste of bitter long after the last bite of sugar-free pumpkin pie Kathleen Tice
Christmas slush the roll of her eyes when I mention suicide begging for forgiveness Easter lilies
Silent Night Soon I will be no more than a distant memory to my family. The kind of memory that only haunts you on birthdays and Christmas. poinsettias the dark roots of childhood
Lori A Minor
holiday prep... she starts by scrubbing the fridge top Dorothy Avery Matthews
I’ve spotted the perfect pumpkin— in someone else’s cart cats just don’t get watching the ball drop on new year’s eve Jill Lange
for some this is only thursday-- overcast sky thanksgiving leftovers all the things we didn't say sidewalk buckles from the family tree-- thanksgiving dinner Sondra Byrnes
Christmas tree lighting up my daughter’s smile candy-cane getting sticky with it Christmas lights – I wish I could turn off my red nose Susan Burch
From the editor: 4th of July the immigrant’s flag bigger Thanksgiving sharpening a carver for my in-laws Christmas alone I unwrap a Big Mac I would like to thank everyone who submitted to this special holiday themed Failed Haiku issue. I was hoping it would be a fun way to celebrate the holidays during these times when many of us will not be seeing many family and friends. I would also like to extend a special thank you to Michael Rehling for allowing me the opportunity to start as co-editor of Failed Haiku. It feels great to be a part of this exciting senryu journey. Bryan Rickert ‘Failed’ Editor
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