EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

Funny Emails

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

INTELism Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

SAPism You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY

RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.