With apologies to David Letterman, here are the
~ A humorous look at some questionable investment ideas! ~
Your entire
can be written on the back of a cocktail napkin.
Your
involves coffee cans & a shovel.
You think you are
if you keep your money in an old cookie jar...
…your sock drawer...
…and a shoebox in the closet.
You select funds
for your like this: ‘eeny, meeny, miney, mo’!
You can only talk to your
during county visiting hours.
You think your
is whatever you win pitching quarters in the employee break room.
Your kid’s piggy bank is your
Investments? What investments?
Your main source for finding wealth building opportunities:
late-night infomercials!
Your 401(k) is for the year
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