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The “Jungle”
A guide to military ranks
Gazelles = Ensigns
• Although easily frightened, they have been known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the “lions”
• Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction
• The slow and weak are frequently slain
Cheetah = LTJG
• Loner, feisty• Makes the occasional kill on a weaker
animal
Lions = Lieutenants
• Hunts in packs• Can bring down a larger animal with
coordination• Easily slays the “cheetah”
Water Buffalo = Lieutenant Commanders
• Aging, slower beast, but-• Cannot be brought down by a single “Lion”
Hippopotamus = Commanders
• Slow and cumbersome on land• Safe in own environment• Lays low to avoid enemies
Elephants = Captains
• Rules the “Jungle”• Impossible to bring down except by his
own vials.
Hyena = Chief Petty Officer
• Laughs continuously at the “Cheetah”• Helps the “Lions” complete the kill on
larger animals
Sloth = Warrant Officer
• Skilled in one area only• Comes around only to feed and take care of
bodily functions
Dung Beetle = Sailor
• Forced to deal with the “crap” created by other animals