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Orlando: Gays, Guns, Gods
Greeds or Gonads?
Summary
Here we go again with our endless public massacres caused by
1. the NRA,
2. “radical Islam”
3. a cynical betrayal of America by the Republican Party,
4. political correctness,
5. the paranoia of the gun crazies,
6. ISIS,
7. the American firearms industry,
8. Bush’s invasion of and destabilization of the Mid-east,
9. conservative Christianity,
10.Barak Hussein Obama (directly) because of his cowardice in Iraq,
11. our failure to address mental illness,
12. Barak Obama as part of his hated of white Christian America,
Who ya wanna blame?
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We can certainly take pride in our rainbow of options.
John McCain Says It’s All Obama’s Personal Fault
If Obama hadn’t pulled out of Iraq (like those cowardly
Democrats who pulled out of Vietnam) ISIS wouldn’t have
come to power and organized global terrorism. It’s his fault,
entirely! (Ok, “I misspoke.”)
Christians Say It’s the Gay’s Own Fault
We know that bad weather in the Gulf States is god’s punishment for gay marriage,
that’s a given. Orlando is just further evidence. I
mean think about it. God’s vengeance is the only logical explanation. (He took out Cesar Chavez when we asked him to.)
Gun Crazies and their Gonads
There is no more intractable set of crazies. They are obsessed with the idea that
someone wants to steal their junk. Literally! They believe all people think about is their genitals/guns. The Sandy Hook
parents didn’t really care about those kids. They were only
thinking about confiscating guns in Iowa. Those parents
maybe even did it themselves as an excuse, or maybe it didn’t even really happen at all, like the moon landing.
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Actually, gun ownership in the US had declined since the 1970’s. Nevertheless, there
are many1 more guns today. The average gun owner now owns 7 weapons. However to
him, he can never own enough to make him safe from rampaging black, gay, liberal,
criminal, communist, Nazi zombies.
Self-Hating Gay Homophobes
Nothing new about that; people who can’t stop thinking about
gay sex are not exactly aware of their own motivations. It’s
called projection and it’s deep in the heartland.
The NRA is Making a Bundle
A gun OWNERS club known as the National Rifle Association was taken over by the gun MANUFACTURERS. Since then, claiming to be speak for private citizens,
(remember “corporations are people my friend”)
gun manufacturers have bought Congress and stoked
paranoia among the already paranoid.
Because of NRA campaign contributions, Republican
legislators have absolutely refused to allow any gun control. In fact, Congress has
proactively protected gun manufacturers from liability for damages their products
cause. Such freedom from “reckless disregard” is unprecedented and unique.
ISIS
Orlando just happens to cross the paths of two groups, gays
and Muslims2. Therefore, it can be blamed on “the other”, in
this case ISIS. That way we can intervene even more in the
Mid-east.3
1 300,000,000 2 Of course the victims were probably mostly Hispanic and Catholic, but choose your filter. 3 While shooting, Omar Mateen texted that America, which had been killing innocent women and children with drone strikes, will
now know what that’s like. Our government of course, has ignored that inconvenient part.
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We Need MORE Guns
The only solution is more guns. Donald Trump swore to the NRA that he would eliminate gun-free zones (although his resorts are.) After Orlando he said that he’d have to check with the NRA
before he could comment.
If Obama Would Just SAY “Radical Islam”
If we could only get Obama and Clinton to say those words, then
everything could be solved.
Political Correctness Is the Cause
The Muslim communities know who is planning the next attack. But they remain silent because of political correctness.
Ban Muslim Immigration and Build A Wall
We need to ban all Muslims from entering the U.S. until we can “figure out what the
hell is going on.” Trump says that right now, the government has no idea. There is no
filter, they are just flooding in. Not just from the Mid-east, but from Mexico, along with rapists.
I give Congress and the American people a grade of F on this one. It is clearly not the land of the free and home of the brave. It is, as the Canadians describe us, a
What do you think?
The bull shit gets so deeps you have to spout wings to fly above it.
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Later Reflections
When it’s done by X then it’s the FAULT of Y .
When it’s done by:
a lone wolf young man with no stated motive; it’s the fault of MENTAL ILLNESS.
a single young man angry at women; it’s the fault of FRUSTRATION.
a married Muslim man; it’s the fault of “RADICAL ISLAM.”
a closeted gay man; it’s the fault of HOMOPHOBIA.
two young men; it’s the fault of BULLYING.
a married Muslim couple; it’s the fault of “RADICAL ISLAM.”
a young man in a movie theater; it’s the fault of MENTAL ILLNESS.
a young man shooting at a pro-gun Congresswoman; it’s the fault of SKINHEADISM.
a couple of young men blowing up Federal buildings; it’s the fault of RESENTMENT.
a man shooting up abortion clinics; it’s the fault of too much PROTECTING LIFE.
But it is never, ever caused by GUNS.
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Too bad there are no common factors in these cases. If only there was something,
like men, young men or the easy availability of guns?
Public Images
To this observer, each of the groups has achieved a certain PR niche. LGBT’s are now
thought of as being all about LOVE. Evangelical Christians seem JUDGEMENTAL and RESENTFUL. Muslim Americans are awfully QUIET. ISIS has an image of being
surprisingly COMPETENT and GROWING. The Federal Government seems
FRENZIED and HELPLESS. The Republican Party seems PANICKED, in DESPARATE CHAOS and possibly near DEATH. The Democratic Party seems STABLE and UNITED. Hillary Clinton seems DISHONEST but very COMPETENT. Donald Trump
seems MENTALLY DERANGED. Congress is less popular than genital warts. Europe
seems to be BREAKING APART. Syria is UNSOLVABLE. The immigration crisis is
only EXPANDING. I now hear talk of a global crisis, a new draft and a Normandy-like
invasion of the Mid-east.
Republican Congressmen are hiding under their desks. Many of them disavow every
new thing Trump says, but somehow still support him. Several are not going to the convention. There is a vigorous NEVER TRUMP movement afoot to change the rules
of their convention.
It Will Only Get Worse
There will never be a shortage of crazies. America is already flooded with military
weapons. Big money in politics and politicians on-the-take will continue to misdirect
our attention away from real solutions. Fox News will continue to spew fantasies for
profit. Given the efficiency of the weaponry, it will only get worse. People with
power to legislate will hide behind armed barricades for their personal safety, and
leave the rest of us at risk.
Can anyone see any other possibility?