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Footballinvective.com presents
The 2005 Charles Brownlow MedalFor Best and Fairest player in the AFL
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and…
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The Jo Bailey Medal
For “Best and Fairest” Brownlow companion
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C. Judd (West Coast Eagles)
2004 Charles Brownlow Medallist
R. Twigley (West Coast Eagles)
2004 Jo Bailey Medallist
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Mirror Mirror on the wall..
Who’s the “Best and Fairest” of them all…?
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Brodie Holland: someone’s pinched my Nana’s curtains
Nick Dal Santo: Well out of his depth with this one
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Mrs Buckley: Dress by Playboy Mansion; Hair by LA porn studio
Akker: that bow tie’s fooling no one – money can’t buy class (though it looks like it can buy implants – compare with 2003)
2003
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Eddie McGuire: What a difference 3 weeks makes
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Jo Silvagni: The Michael Tuck of Brownlows – a proven performer, even after 16 seasons
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Luke Hodge: Wore his standard issue Hawthorn footy boots – won’t be getting any dirt on this pair either
Tuck and partner: Take a bow
No, no, really!
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Matthew Lloyd: Took time out from his rocket science seminar
Nice of Richo to take his sister
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Robbo: A true lair on and off the field
Matt Maguire: Not bad for Barry’s whipping boy
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Richie Vandenberg; That dress is like Hawthorn’s game plan – all over the shop
Steven King: They breed ‘em keen down in Geelong
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Cameron Bruce: Nice of him to take his Mum
Robert Harvey: Bet he’d swap his 2 Brownlows for a real coach any day
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Christie Malthouse: More than a few blokes would like to boundary ride her
Mrs Hird: Hard to fault this year
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Scott West; You can take the boy out of Footscray, but you can’t take Footscray out of the boy
Lindsay Gilbee; Both over-rated
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Jonathan Brown: Apparently she’s from Warnambool too. Which makes her all the more impressive.
Kane Cornes: Did he find her at the Alberton greyhound stop on the way over?
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Jason Johnson: Unspectacular on the field; off-field is another matter
Daniel Cross: Lucky it’s school holidays so she could stay out late (dress by Kermit the Frog)
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Spider: Kindly took his parole officer
Giansiracusa: She’s easily the best thing to come out of the Whitten Oval since E.J.
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Trent Croad; Outstanding chassis; shame about the duco
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Pavlich: He’ll be hoping all his other limbs are still in working order
“Fanta Pants” Ling: Just goes to show that any bloke can pick up in Geelong
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Andrew McLeod: Straight off the set of “Bold and the Beautiful” Chad Fletcher: Nice drumsticks
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Mark Coughlan: Can I see your IDs
please?
Shane Woewoedin: Yep, still a has-been
Heath Black: Someone call Sweden - ABBA want their dress back
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Andrew Embley: Finger painting, anyone?
Daniel Kerr: An honourable runner-up in both medals
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Wellsy: Rising star qualities in every respect. 9.5 out of 10
Demetriou: The Fat Controller
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Ben Cousins: Mr Consistency Nick Riewoldt: Like the rest of his season, we expected more from him
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Luke Ball: are they shoes or did a couple of seagulls crap on his feet?
“Essendon, M Johnson: 3 Votes!”
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Adam Simpson: Like his team, an under-achiever this September
Ben Rutten: is she a time traveller from a Cyndi Lauper video clip, circa 1984?
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and the winner is…
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Back-to-back Baileys for the girl from the West.
A Brownlow great – she’s a modern day Bob Skilton