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SONG: DON'T MESS WITH ME (audition cut)

GARGAMEL squirms and tries to get up. On the music accent MOTHER NATURE points at him and a bolt of light pushes him back down in the seat.

MOTHER NATUREWHEN WE MET YOU SHOULD HAVE SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALLINSTEAD IT SEEMS YOU’VE GONE AND SET YOURSELF UP FOR A FALLYOU STUCK YOUR NOSE IN SOMEWHERE THAT IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEENAND PRETTY SOON I’M PRETTY SURE YOU’LL LOS THAT EVIL GRIN.I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT JUST WHO YOU’RE DEALING WITHNOT ALL PEACE, LOVE AND MUNG BEANS, UH-HU, THAT IS JUST A MYTH

Smurfs pop up from various places singing backing vocals, then pop back down.

SMURFS/BACKINGSAND YOU WON’T LIKE THIS A BIT

MOTHER NATUREDON’T MESS WITH ME

SMURFS/BACKINGSDON’T MESS WITH HER

MOTHER NATUREDON’T YOU MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE

SMURFS/BACKINGSDON’T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE

MOTHER NATUREAH! DON’T MESS WITH ME

SMURFS/BACKINGSDON'T MESS, DON'T MESS, DON'T MESS, DON'T MESSDON'T MESS, DON'T MESS, DON'T MESS, DON'T MESSDON'T MESS, DON'T MESS, DON'T MESS, DON'T MESSDONT YOU MESS.

MOTHER NATURE(ad-libbing over)

OH YES! DONT YOU MESS---! OH YES, DON'T YOU MESS!

MOTHER NATUREYOU PLAYED WITH ME BUT NOW YOU’RE THROUGHTHERE’S NOTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN DOYOU’RE OUT OF HERE I’M THROUGH WITH YOUDON’T MESS WITH ME!

On the last accent she slams the door on GARGAMEL and dusts off her hands.

Song ends.