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Sändningsdatum: 6 november 2005 Producent: Keith Foster GABRIEL Is this Jerusalem already? VICAR No, this is Egganham. GABRIEL Oh……I am soooo disappointed. VICAR Aren’t we all? GABRIEL So where’s Jerusalem then? VICAR It’s on a green hill, far away. GABRIEL Oh. I was hoping it would be here, in England’s green and pleasant land. VICAR Weren’t we all? ‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐ CAULFIELD
Caulfield. Oh hello Steven. Yes, he’s right here. It’s Spielberg. SALINGER Hi Steven. Yeah, we got the place. All I need now is the people.
CAULFIELD Caulfield. Oh hi Brad. It’s Mr Pitt. Just one moment, he’s on the other line to Steven.
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SALINGER Just a second, Steve, I’ve got Brad on the other line. I’ll get back to you later. Hi Brad. No, I haven’t forgotten. Who? Gwyneth? No, she’s not available. That’s what she said. How about Nicole? Zoë, can you get me Kidman? CAULFIELD I think she’s in Australia; it’s the middle of the night there.
NORMAN Are you in the film business in some way?
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In this pub, Jules, in this very pub. They’re going to film the scene in your pub. JULES Oh yes, Mr B. And I suppose Brad Pitt’s in it. NORMAN Oh, they’ve told you. You’ve heard already. JULES And Gwyneth Paltrow, was it Mr B? NORMAN Naah! She’s not available. Nicole Kidman. JULES Get off it, Mr B. A Hollywood movie in my pub! NORMAN Not the whole film. Just one scene. There’s a party here in your pub…
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JULES to MAURICE They’re making a movie. MAURICE Who are?
MAURICE to ERIC The Americans.
ERIC What, Salinger and his lady‐friend?
ERIC to SHARON Yeah, Salinger and his lady‐friend.
SHARON Where?
SHARON to MRS BROWN Here in Egganham.
MRS BROWN Whereabouts in Egganham?
MRS BROWN to DEBORAH In the Queen’s Head.
DEBORAH In our local pub? Who’s going to be in it?
DEBORAH to MAX We’re all going to be in it, if we like.
MAX What are we going to do?
MAX to BILL I don’t know. There are going to be auditions tomorrow.
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BILL to BABINDA How do you know? Who told you?
BILL Well, Jules told Maurice. Maurice told Eric. Eric told Sharon. Sharon told Mrs Brown. Mrs Brown told Deborah. Deborah told Max and Max told me.
BABINDA But how did Jules know? Who told him?
BILL I think it was Norman. Yes Norman told Jules.
BABINDA Well, that explains everything. We’re all going to be film stars because Norman said so. And I suppose it’s going to be starring Brad Pit and Nicole Kidman.
BILL So you already knew?
BABINDA If you believe anything Norman says, you’ll believe that babies are found under the gooseberry bush. You silly Billy.
BILL But he said he heard the Americans say they were making a movie here in Egganham, in the Queen’s Head. We’re all going to be in it. I don’t know what we’re going to do but there’s going to be auditions tomorrow. BABINDA And I’m the Queen of Iceland. ‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐
ERIC
I’m gonna be in the movies.
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No you’re not. ERIC
Yes I am. We all are.
SHARON Eric, we’re not “gonna” be in the movies.
ERIC Why not?
SHARON We’re not “gonna” be in the movies. We’re “going to” be in the movies.
ERIC That’s what I said, ain’t it?
SHARON No you didn’t say “going to be”, you said “gonna be”!
ERIC Same difference, ain’t it?
SHARON You’re impossible Eric. It ain… it isn’t the same difference. It isn’t “ain’t”, it’s “isn’t”.
ERIC That’s what I said!
SHARON Look, try to say after me: “How now brown cow”
ERIC Whadya mean?
SHARON Go on Eric: “How now brown cow”
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ERIC “Ah nah brahn cah”
SHARON Noooo Erik. How now brown cow.
ERIC Hah naw brahwn cahw.
SHARON Try this: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
ERIC Sharooon!
SHARON Come on! Try it! The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
ERIC (cockney) The rayn in Spayn stays maynly on the playn.
SHARON You’re impossible Eric. You’ll never learn to speak proper.
ERIC “Proper? “proper?”… that ain’t… isn’t right, is it? It’ isn’t “speak proper”, it’s “speak properly” ly…ly…ly.
SHARON God‐damn‐it Eric Oldham! Pardon my French. You’ll never be able to speak proper English proper...ly! ‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐
BILL (Brooklyn) You talking to me? I don’t see anyone else in here. Are you talking to me? BABINDA You silly billy
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Fine Sharon, that’s fine. Now tell me a little about yourself, Sharon, in your own words. SHARON My name is Sharon Oldham. My husband’s name is Eric. We have a little girl she’s called Mersey. She’s named after the River Mersey. She’s nearly one. I work part‐time as a telephonist at the Community Centre here in Egganham. That’s all, really. SALINGER Have you lived in Egganham all your life, Sharon? SHARON Not yet, I’m only 22. SALINGER Now, you see the circle in front of you. You see that circle?
SALINGER I want you to put your right foot in the circle. Right? SHARON Right.
SALINGER Now take your right foot out. In.
Out. And shake it all about. Excellent! And cut!
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My friend Maurice and I own the Queen’s Head pub in Egganham. Before that I was a dancer. I used to sing a bit, too SALINGER What kind of dancing?
JULES All kinds show dance, jazz dance, bit of ballroom, all sorts. But I retired from that and bought this pub. SALINGER Break‐dance? JULES No, I never did that. My friend Maurice did though, when he was younger. SALINGER So you don’t dance any more? JULES Well, the odd bit of Morris dancing. It’s a sort of old folk dancing. Very old. You don’t see it much these days. It goes something …something like….
SALINGER Thank you, we’ll let you know about the Morris dancing Now then, Norman. It is Norman isn’t it? SALINGER How old are you? NORMAN Old as the hills. SALINGER Are you retired?
Alright? Alright! Part 10 Programnummer 41635/tv10 NORMAN Now I am, yes. Before that I used to be in the motion picture industry. SALINGER Really? NORMAN
Yes, I was a movie star. I am the last surviving extra from Alfred Hitchcock’s”The thirty‐nine steps.”
BABINDA I was born in Bangalore, India, a very long time ago. I moved to England in 1952 with my husband Vikram, who has now sadly passed away. I have one son, Bill, who helps me in the village store. And let me tell you; He’s a very silly billy. MR X also known as MAX I recently recovered my memory. Now I can tell you everything, I was born on the twenty‐ninth of September at ten past three on ward ten of St Mary’s Hospital, Islington, London. The nurse wore a blue tunic, I remember very well. And her breath smelt of peppermint…. SALINGER Thank you very much. Can you sing? MR X Oh yes.
Words They’re making a movie. De håller på och spelar in en film/de
ska spela in en film. Who’s going to be in it? Vem ska vara med i den? What are we going to do? Vad ska vi göra? There are going to be auditions tomorrow.
Det ska vara/det blir audition i morgon.
Are you talking to me? Pratar du med mig?
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