2019–2020 International Wholesale Catalogue
WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILDINTERNATIONAL WHOLESALE CATALOGUE 2019–2020!Inside are all the smart and funny things we make, and Bonus special attractions:
• Inspiring New Products and our current Best-Sellers• Facts about the solitary and misunderstood aye-aye of Madagascar• The sleek new remodeled IVORY TOWER redesigned to showcase every line!• (now that we think of it, this catalogue is maybe
not so much about the aye-aye of Madagascar)
Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. We have brilliant gifts.
YOU ARE HERE
The origins of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery, although maybe that’s wine stains.
Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank from one of our vessels; although UPG almost never endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock, we made it look good. Millennia passed. The Roman Empire. Atilla the Hun. The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire was on the final. The Plague. Gingivitis. Some witch hunts were in there.
In the 1990s, two brothers in New York City’s Lower East Side inherited the mantle of the UPG at a time when you couldn’t hock a mantle.
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild was reborn when these champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity, and love of paying rent toward noble ends: meeting the needs of the people for finger puppets of the great philosophers and cracking up at stuff.
79 Best-Sellers & New69 Bob Ross61 Candles
SECULAR SAINTS
42 Cards QUOTABLE NOTABLES
74 Displays & Ivory Tower 33 Dolls
LITTLE THINKERS
26 Finger Puppets MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
32 Freudian Slippers76 Ivory Tower & Mini Ivory
Tower Displays
36 Lip Balm
66 Magnetic Play Sets23 Mints11 Mugs (Traditional)6 Mugs (Transforming)1 New Products47 Notebooks
POCKET-SIZE & FULL-SIZE
52 Pill Boxes18 Pins, Enamel57 Planet Plates
4 Plush Décor STUFFED PORTRAITS
70 Politics – U.S.38 Soap
FOAM SWEET FOAM
56 Shot Glasses72 Star Trek53 Sticky Note Booklets56 Tableware & Proof is in
the Pudding Bowls58 Watches
TEMPUS FUGIT
64 Zipper Bags
WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD?
NEW PRODUCTS 1
TRUMPZILLA MINTSIs your mouth tasteless…bitter…even nasty? Wake up, America! Get Trumpzilla cinnamon-habanero mints and quit being offensive.cinnamon habañero #5353
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FREDDIE MERCURY SECULAR SAINT CANDLEThis beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions! Place it in your studio for inspiration. Set it on your piano when you compose. Raise it high overhead when everyone sings: We are the champions, We are the champions… #5418
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HESTER PRYNNE’S THE SCARLET LETTER BODY SOAP Here is a pure and upright soap that will ostracize grime with the whole dismal severity of the Puritanic code of law. Hester Prynne’s The Scarlet Letter body soap washes away the strange and solitary anguish of your life. floral, cocoa butter #5405
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THE STICKY NOTE BOOK OF SHERLOCK HOLMES The Sticky Note Book of Sherlock Holmes is a handsome collection of notes for readers and other investigators. There are page markers featuring Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s best-known books, as well as sticky notes in the style of the great detective’s card and in a form ideal for the recording of case notes, household details, or other little things. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” #5403
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CTHULHU MAGNETIC PERSONALITYH.P. Lovecraft’s wonderful, horrible creation is now a puppet on your finger and a magnet on your fridge. Cthulhu that voodoo that you do so well. #5400
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BAD ART MUGOur Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF BAD ART. “MOBA is a small museum that celebrates the labor of artists whose work would be displayed and appreciated in no other forum.” Every work on this mug belongs in the canon… and that canon should be fired. Ars longa. Vita brevis. Have a beverage. 414 mL. #5395
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GRIM REAPER MAGNETIC PERSONALITYThe Grim Reaper is a personification of mortality on your finger and a reminder that all is fleeting on your fridge: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of leftovers, I will fear no evil… #5401
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PALE BLUE DOTSOn Valentine’s Day 1990, Voyager 1 captured the “family portrait” of our solar system (close relatives only). Carl Sagan had the brilliant idea for the spacecraft to turn back and take a photograph. That inspiration gave us the “pale blue dot” image of Earth. Kind of puts things in perspective, huh? pale blue peppermint #5417
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NEW PRODUCTS 3
MOON MUGHere are two gorgeous Moon portraits – the “magnificent desolation” of the Near Side and the mysterious terrain of the Far Side. When the mug is cold, you see the Moon(s) against a sea of black. Add a steaming beverage and watch the mug transform, revealing the names of Apollo missions, astronauts, landing sites, and milestones. “We leave as we came and, God willing, as we shall return, with peace, and hope for all mankind.” 414 mL. #5392
Multiples of 4.
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HOT
COLD
FOOTPRINT INSIDE!
JEAN-LUC PICARD’S MAKE IT SOAP Boldly Go… (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard’s Make It Soap.Earl Grey, bergamot #5420
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STAR TREK ENGINEERING POCKET NOTEBOOKA useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.9 × 12 cm, 48 gridded pages. #5393
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INTRODUCING
STUFFEDPORTRAITS
our Brand-New Line of Plush Décor!
FRIDA KAHLO STUFFED PORTRAITArtist. Acivist. Dreamer. #5412
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE STUFFED PORTRAIT
Poet. Playwright. Dreamer. #5414
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Not just another “big head” …the brains to go with it!
Here’s the one room accent for everyone who’s comfortable with genius.
Stuffed Portraits. Big props for dreamers.
NEW!
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ALBERT EINSTEIN STUFFED PORTRAIT
Scientist. Humanist. Dreamer. #5411
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SIGMUND FREUD STUFFED PORTRAIT
Psychoanalyst. Scientist. Dreamer. #5413
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Go ahead and snap a selfie with Stuffed Portraits, UPG’s plush characters with character.
Frida Kahlo adds artistic flair to your favorite chair.
Having a bad day? Let Sigmund Freud cushion the blow.
These adorable geniuses are comfortable on your sofa or in your boudoir.
Set a friendly face in your living space and give any room a smart new look.
SIZE VARIES BY STYLE; APPROX. 36 × 36 × 13 cm.
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BEST-SELLERS
CONSTELLATIONS #2762
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SELF-PAINTING MUG#4961
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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT
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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982
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TRANSFORMING MUGSWhen you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the change of perspective.
IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A
HOT BEVERAGE
FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR
TRANSFORMING MUGS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE
EACH MUG INDIVIDUALLY BOXED
SPOILERS!BEFORE-AND-AFTER
VIEWS
SO COOL! SO HOT!
TRANSFORMS!
EACH MUG FEATURES AN
ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN
HANDLE COMES FREE WITH
EVERY MUG!
HOLD HERE TO PREVENT
BURNING YOUR HANDS!
OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU
CAN ADD LIQUID!
CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT BEVERAGE
FROM LEAKING OUT!
PLANET#5293
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TRANSFORMING MUGS 7Multiples of 4/style.
CLIMATE CHANGEAdd hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things cool off and the coastlines return. 355 mL. #3869
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BIOLUMINESCENCEThe mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to make themselves light up! 414 mL. #5048
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PLANETEvery time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 355 mL. #5293
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GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONSWhen you pour hot water, eleven original constellation illustrations appear. 355 mL. #5295
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CONSTELLATIONHave coffee with the stars. 355 mL. #2762
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COLD COLD
NEW!
MOON MUGTwo gorgeous Moon portraits (Near/Far Side). Hot water reveals names of Apollo missions, astronauts, and milestones. 414 mL. #5392
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FOOTPRINT INSIDE!
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HOT
BIRDS ON A WIREThis mug features 18 silhouettes of birds on a wire. Add hot water and watch the species appear in full color. 355 mL. #4746
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TRANSFORMING MUGS8 Multiples of 4/style.
HOT
DISAPPEARING DINOSAURSDinosaurs transform into fossils! 414 mL. #0982
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DISAPPEARING VAN GOGHPour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear. 296mL. #0125
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HOT HOT
GREAT NUDESAdd a hot beverage and their clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!) 414 mL. #2240
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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG“Play. Have fun.” On the cold mug, Bob Ross’s image reminds you to find time in your life to create. When you pour a hot beverage, his painting appears to inspire you. 414 mL. #4961
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SHARK! Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water. 414 mL. #2985
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HOT
TRANSFORMING MUGS 9Multiples of 4/style.
JESUS SHAVESJesus needs hot water to shave! 414 mL. #0981
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GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSETAdd hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors! 414 mL. #1655
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SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT MUG SET These two mugs look the same, but when you add hot water, one of them reveals a live cat inside the box, while the other… well, let’s just be glad it’s only a thought experiment. The best mug set for your many-worlds! 355 mL each. #4565
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DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CATThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin. 355 mL. #0025
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HOT
DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIIIAdd hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off. 355 mL. #0064
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HOT
TRANSFORMING MUGS10 Multiples of 4/style.
STAR TREK TRANSPORTERWhen you add hot water, Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and McCoy leave the Transporter Room and materialize to explore the planet surface. Energize! 414 mL. #4606
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GREAT SUPREME COURT CASESAdd a hot beverage and the losing sides disappear. 355 mL. #1657
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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIESWatch your rights disappear. 355 mL. #0236
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DEMOCRATIC DREAMAdd hot water, red states turn blue, the Democrats' dreams come true. 355 mL. #0971
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ALFRED HITCHCOCK This mug makes you shiver (add ice) and sweat (add hot water). Transforms to reveal 13 Hitchcock movie titles! 355 mL. #5360
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HOW TO: SHADOW PUPPETSGot a light bulb and hot chocolate? Have a puppet show! 355mL. #3823
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TRADITIONAL MUGS
BEST-SELLERS
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Our Traditional Mugs honor rituals established thousands of years ago when our ancestors quit drinking out of puddles.
As philosophers, we’re all about tradition. We’re also about beauty, wisdom, love, justice, being, Being, apophasis, paralipsis, paralepsis… where was I?
As you can see, all of our mugs are big ideas with a handle. Whether you’re fascinated by mathematical formulas or miniature art histories or crossword puzzles, they just might make you a morning person.
And with so many beautiful designs, our mugs will look good in front of your mug. READY FOR
GIFT-GIVING
READY TO KEEP FOR YOURSELF
INDIVIDUALLY BOXED
OPENING AT THE TOP LETS BEVERAGES FLOW IN
CLOSING AT THE BOTTOM KEEPS BEVERAGES FROM
FLOWING OUT
TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND YOUR LIQUIDS!
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FRIDA DREAMS#4747
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#0492
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#5019
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TRADITIONAL MUGS12 Multiples of 4/style.
GEOLOGIC TIMEOur Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 414 mL. #5019
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FREUDIAN SIPSWhen you say one thing but mean your mother! 355 mL. #0084
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON PHILOSOPHYWhat is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation? Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions. 266 mL. #4253
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON ENGLISH ROYALTYThis drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Elizabeth II… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! We are amused. 266 mL. #5192
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IT’S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON MODERN ARTOwn a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol. 266 mL. #5193
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TRADITIONAL MUGS 13Multiples of 4/style.
MATH MUG20 of the most popular mathematical formulae. 414 mL. #0492
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BRIEF HISTORY OF ARTFrom Lascaux to Picasso. 414 mL. #1658
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FRIDA DREAMSThe perfect mug for Frida Kahlo’s many admirers — the realists and the dreamers alike. 355 mL. #4747
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BAD ARTOur Bad Art mug features genuine paintings from the MUSEUM OF BAD ART. 414 mL. #5395
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EINSTEIN’S BLACKBOARDWrite a message on Einstein’s Blackboard for your labmate or your roommate. Chalk Inside! 355 mL. #5376
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FRIDA’S QUOTE IN ENGLISH
AND SPANISH
I LOVE YOU MUGThis beautiful mug says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 355 mL. #5297
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NEW!
CHALK INCLUDED!
GREAT MOUSTACHES15 famous moustaches. Groucho, Twain, Poe and others. 355 mL. #0652
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite. Ingenious! 355 mL. #4972
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NOTCH FOR TEA BAG STRING
TRADITIONAL MUGS14 Multiples of 4/style.
GREAT ARCHITECTUREArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildingsfrom classical to classic. 296 mL. #3305
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STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK50 years of Star Trek starships. 50 years of space exploration. Do you know a Star Trek fan who doesn’t have one yet? Make it so. 414mL. #4378
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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary. 414 mL. #0978
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YIDDISH PROVERBS Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their English translations. 355 mL. #0163
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HOW TO: KNOTSEarn a merit badge on your coffee break. Ropes included! 355 mL. #3822
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ROPES INCLUDED!
HOW TO: YOGANow you know what to get your guru. 355 mL. #3464
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CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 414 mL. #3340
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PENCIL INCLUDED!
THE LOST ART OF PENMANSHIPIf you long for a little simple creativity, you’ll appreciate our Penmanship mug. Comes complete with a miniature pad and pencil to help you recapture the Lost Art of Penmanship. 355 mL. #4521
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PAD ANDPENCIL
INCLUDED!
YOGA MAT COASTER
INCLUDED!
TRADITIONAL MUGS 15Multiples of 4/style.
HOW TO: DRAWINGMake your hot cocoa more creative with clear step-by-step figures showing how to draw three endangered species! 355mL. #3824
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTSThe Bard’s best put-downs. 414 mL. #0065
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FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug. 414 mL. #2763
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LAST LINES OF LITERATUREEven if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee over a good book, you’ll always have the last word. 414 mL. #4261
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BANNED BOOKS24 literary classics too hot to handle. 355 mL. #2480
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SHERLOCK HOLMESHolmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets’ portrait of the world’s only consulting detective! 414 mL. #4638
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TRADITIONAL MUGS16 Multiples of 4/style.
LITERARY CAT MUGNine quotes from authors who cannot resist a kitten. Settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-versa. 355 mL. #5375
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PAWPRINT INSIDE
EDGAR ALLAN POEMakes any beverage mysterious! 414 mL. #3356
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KURT VONNEGUTThe right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. 414 mL. #3358
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LEWIS CARROLLLewis Carroll, the man who sent Alice to Wonderland, author of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,” and surely the favorite author of someone in your life, young or young at heart! 414 mL. #4375
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BRONTË SISTERSNow this very literary family can be at home with yours! 414 mL. #4376
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TRADITIONAL MUGS 17Multiples of 4/style.
JANE AUSTENJust the thing for women of independent means and superior men. 414 mL. #3764
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COLORFUL ENAMEL
ENAMEL PINSWear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!
Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs.
ENAMEL PINS COME IN
SETS OF TWO
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
ATTRACTIVE 8 × 11 cm
HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN
ACETATE ENVELOPE
UNIQUE QUOTE OR QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS
TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS
HOLD ON TIGHT
9-HOOK DISPLAY#5103SEE PAGE 75
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24-HOOKSPINNING DISPLAY#5354SEE PAGE 75
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BEST-SELLERS
ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098
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#5091
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#5086
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VINCENT VAN GOGH #5085
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ENAMEL PINS 19Multiples of 4/style.
Pins shown actual size.
CARL SAGANCarl Sagan sent the Golden Record aboard Voyager. No word yet from “advanced spacefaring civilizations in interstellar space.” #5080
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LAIKABrave little Laika began as a stray in Moscow, but she flew around the world aboard Sputnik 2. #5078
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ALBERT EINSTEINIn theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093
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NIKOLA TESLANikola Tesla and his famous Tesla Coil — flash but not flashy. #5084
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MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIEMarie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309
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CHARLES DARWIN“I frequently got on their backs...but I found it very difficult to keep my balance.” — Charles Darwin on riding the Galápagos Tortoise #5077
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T. REX NOW AND THENT. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075
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ALICEAlice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you? #5070
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CHESHIRE CAT‘Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice; ‘but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’ #5090
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MAD HATTER“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!” Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup.#5096
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GLOWS IN THE DARK!
PLATONIC SOLIDSPlatonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313
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BOB ROSS“You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it. #5083
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LEONARDO DA VINCILeonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you keep things in proportion. #5258
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VINCENT VAN GOGHVincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085
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ANDY WARHOL“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086
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FRIDA KAHLOFrida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091
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SALVADOR DALÍSalvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092
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THE SCREAM“I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all. #5214
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PABLO PICASSOInfluential 20th Century artist Pablo Picasso never stopped exploring: “I do not seek – I find.” #5372
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CLAUDE MONETImpressionism was named for the Claude Monet painting, “Impression: Sunrise” but he’s famous for his Water Lily paintings. #5369
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SIGMUND FREUDSigmund Freud loved his Mom. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. #5095
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SCHRÖDINGER’S CATEvery day is like a new thought experiment.Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Cat.Sometimes you’re Schrödinger’s Other Cat. #5102
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DUCK-RABBIT“I shall call the following figure, derived from Jastrow, the duck-rabbit. It can be seen as a rabbit’s head or as a duck’s.”— Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations #5308
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SHERLOCK HOLMESSherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307
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THEODORE ROOSEVELTTheodore Roosevelt and the Bull Moose Party want YOU!#5215
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JUSTIN TRUDEAUNot your parents’ Trudeau! (But it is your parents’ maple leaf.)Pas le Trudeau de tes parents! (Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.)#5223
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RUTH BADER GINSBURGJustice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.”— Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144#5219
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BILLIE HOLIDAYBillie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair.#5305
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ROSIE THE RIVETERBig job? Tough job? Impossible job? Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” #5098
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P.T. BARNUM AND JUMBOLegendary showman P.T. Barnum made an African elephant the star of the Barnum & Bailey Circus – and that’s how Jumbo became the most famous elephant in the world. #5370
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SCHADENFREUDE & JOIE DE VIVRENow Schadenfreude and joie de vivre are together for the first time. #5101
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KURT VONNEGUTAlways be Kurt Vonnegut and never be an * . #5076
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EDGAR ALLAN POEThe Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe... and you know what word that is. #5079
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEAREWilliam Shakespeare and The Globe are the emblems you need for all your comedies and tragedies. #5081
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JANE AUSTEN“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels. #5088
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JAMES BALDWIN“You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089
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STURM UND DRANGSturm und Drang — it’s your nature. #5082
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SYLVIA PLATHSylvia Plath struck on the precise metaphor: “sitting under the same glass bell jar.”#5220
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H.P. LOVECRAFTH.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu. Pals. #5218
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MINTS
BEST-SELLERS
EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELYSTRONG MINTS
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild always has plenty of fresh ideas!
Our collection of super-strong Mints gives your day a burst of flavor — flavors like peppermint, spearmint, and cinnamon-habañero — in a wide selection of clever tins.
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Each Magnetic Personality is an original design capturing the personality of a remarkable individual…
A MAGNET ON YOUR FRIDGE
A PUPPET ON YOUR FINGER
APPROX. 10cmTALL
QUOTABLEQUOTE
DRESSED IN PERIOD CLOTHING
& ACCESSORIES
Do you know this artist?Once, a journalist wrote of this “wife of the Master Muralist” that she “dabbles in works of art” (!)
Of course you do!Today, that snubbed painter and activist is better-known as Frida Kahlo (and better-known than her formidable husband).
It’s all who you know.Despite serious illness, a near-fatal accident, and a tragic personal life, “Mrs. Diego” prevailed. Thanks to her aesthetic vision and mental intensity, she created the art – and the artist – that became the symbol of womanly strength and resolve known as “Frida.”
Magnetic Personalities include a tag with a thoughtful introduction to one of our original thinkers and cultural icons.
Get to know real characters – and people of real character.
ESSENTIALINFORMATION
BRIEF BIOGRAPHY
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is home to dozens of Little Thinkers — plush companions as inspiring as they are cuddly. Each one sports its own handy tag filled with enlightening biographical information.
More dignified than a dolly.
Better than a bobble-head.
UPG’s Little Thinkers are characters with character.
DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS
SITS ON YOUR BOOKSHELF
SITS ON YOUR DESK
SIGNIFICANT DATES NOTABLE
QUOTE
FASCINATING FACTSPERSONAL
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LIP BALMLip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, high-quality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages.
Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack.
ATTRACTIVE 9 × 11 cm
BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY
CULTURAL ICON
PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE
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NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever
NO mineral oil
NO battery acid
NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”
MADE IN THE
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9-HOOK DISPLAY#5103SEE PAGE 75
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LIP BALM 37Multiples of 12/style.
FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMSSmooth on Frida Kahlo’s on the Lips of Dreams lip balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. citrus #5316
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JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALMIt will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth. peppermint #5318
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SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALMThe course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man. cherry #5317
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IMPEACHMINT LIP BALMFeeling uncomfortable? Tired of rawness and constant irritating cracks? Trust IMPEACHMINT for healing. Not a cover-up, always emollient – never emolument – IMPEACHMINT is on everybody’s lips. Apply liberally. peppermint #5274
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STIFF UPPER LIP BALMUse another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong. Always keep a stiff upper lip, except when your lips are dry and sore. Never surrender! Carry Stiff Upper Lip Balm and say, “Cheerio, Chaps!” peppermint #5366
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FOAM SWEET FOAM
BEST-SELLERS
ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP #4440
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FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR #4433
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#4438
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VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP#4432
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s Foam Sweet Foam soaps are specially designed for that eccentric little B&B you call home. These playful soaps feature artists, philosophers, scientists, and cultural icons to make any sink smarter.
Made with glycerine and a blend of shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil, they’re individually scented — or individually unscented — and some are even lightly exfoliating. Our smooth and creamy high-quality soaps are French triple milled to make them long-lasting.
And each little bar is stamped with an original design to show its true character — even when it’s naked.
Not just soaps — ideas for your soap dish!
INDIVIDUALLY SCENTED
4 × 6 × 2 cm
WRAPPED IN WORDS OF WISDOM AND WISE CRACKS — EVEN THE INGREDIENTS DESERVE A CLOSER LOOK
PACKAGED INPOP BOXES OF 8
2 OZ. (56G)
MADE IN THE
U.S.A.NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
EVERY SOAP HAS A NOVEL STAMP
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FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENT#4413
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#4439
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S BARD OF SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #5039
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FOAM SWEET FOAM 39Multiples of 8/style.
JANE AUSTEN BATH SOAP lavender #4732
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ALICE’S TINY LITTLE HAND SOAP floral, cocoa butter #4440
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THE ABLUTIONS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES woodsy fresh, olive oil, exfoliating #4526
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HESTER PRYNNE’S THE SCARLET LETTER BODY SOAP floral, cocoa butter #5405
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LADY MACBETH’S GUEST SOAP fresh milk, cocoa butter #4438
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WIFE OF BATH SOAP lusty lemon verbena #5041
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KURT VONNEGUT’S AND SOAP IT GOES rosewater, jasmine #4997
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NEW!
FOAM SWEET FOAM40 Multiples of 8/style.
FREUD’S WASH FULFILLMENTcucumber, olive oil #4413
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VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWER SOAP sunflower, lavender #4432
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FRIDA’S FRAGRANT BATH BAR passionflower, olive oil #4433
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ANDY’S 15 MINUTES OF FOAM lavender, chamomile #4439
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JEAN-LUC PICARD’SMAKE IT SOAP Earl Grey, bergamot #5420
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THE JOY OF BATHING WITH BOB ROSShoney and oatmeal, exfoliating #5333
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URANUS SOAP unscented #4522
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EINSTEIN’S BATH-TIME CONTINUUMalmond, cocoa butter #4410
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METEOR SHOWER SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5226
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NEW!
YOGA SOAP cucumber, olive oil #5040
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FOAM SWEET FOAM 41Multiples of 8/style.
NIHILISM SOAP unscented, exfoliating #4434
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TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP cucumber, olive oil #4633
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FREEDOM SOAP garden cucumber, olive oil #4412
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WE CAN WASH IT! rosewater, jasmine #4523
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KITTEN BATH SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5038
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AND JESUS WASHED almond, cocoa butter #4411
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VENUS BEAUTY BAR fresh milk, cocoa butter #4733
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POPE SOAP honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #4525
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2. ADORN YOUR MESSAGE
3. TUCK INSIDE THE ENVELOPE
4. SEND OFF RIGHT AWAY!
QUOTABLE NOTABLESThe Unemployed Philosophers Guild does not believe in dashing off a thumb-typed text when you can send a handsome Quotable Notable card. Each one comes packaged in an acetate sleeve with a brief biography on the back, an envelope, and its own colorful sticker sheet filled with quotes, images, and greetings so you can customize your card.
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QUOTABLE NOTABLE
MINI BIOGRAPHY
ON BACK
BLANK CARD — ADD YOUR GOOD WISHES AND OUR
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ENVELOPE 22 × 10 cmSTICKER
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FRIDA KAHLO#0218
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#0939
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ROSIE THE RIVETER#0586
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#0215
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ALBERT EINSTEIN#0204
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SALVADOR DALÍ#0230
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PABLO PICASSO#0945
Il14229c))%^$XNJANE AUSTEN
#0202
Il14229c))#)&[QOSCAR WILDE
#1785
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KARL MARX#0233
Il14229c))#@#[QSIGMUND FREUD
#0203
Il14229c))#)%WMALICE#0583
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LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN#0228
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QUOTABLE NOTABLES 43Multiples of 6/style.
PERFORMING & VISUAL ARTS
SALVADOR DALÍ#0230
Il14229c))#@)ZPCHARLIE CHAPLIN
#0938
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#0507
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ISADORA DUNCAN#0494
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VENUS (BOTTICELLI)#0986
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GIRL W/ PEARL (VERMEER)
#2234
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THE KISS (KLIMT)#0232
Il14229c))#@*VLFRIDA KAHLO
#0218
Il14229c))#)^+UALFRED HITCHCOCK
#5361
Il14229c))($#[QLEONARDO DA VINCI
#0941
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MONA LISA (LEONARDO)#0234
Il14229c))#@&YOCLAUDE MONET
#0231
Il14229c))#@!WMPABLO PICASSO
#0945
Il14229c))%^$XNREMBRANDT VAN RIJN
#0591
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BOB ROSS#5301
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THE SCREAM (MUNCH)#0235
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VINCENT VAN GOGH#0210
Il14229c))#!#\RANDY WARHOL
#0939
Il14229c))%%^]TFRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
#0589
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LOUIS ARMSTRONG#2225
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BILLIE HOLIDAY#3326
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CREATION OF ADAM (MICHELANGELO)#0985
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HARRY HOUDINI#0991
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GREAT ARTISTSTwo each of Salvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305
Multiples of 4.
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ROSIE THE RIVETER#0586
Il14229c))#%)WMSITTING BULL
#2958
Il14229c)@(%*]TGEORGE WASHINGTON
#1783
Il14229c))^(#?KBARACK OBAMA
#0609
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DAVY CROCKETT#2957
Il14229c)@(%&VLBENJAMIN FRANKLIN
#0574
Il14229c))#%%\RMAHATMA GANDHI
#0212
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HENRY VIII#0200
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CHE GUEVARA#0199
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ALEXANDER HAMILTON#4940
Il14229c))*(^ZPTHOMAS JEFFERSON
#0575
Il14229c))#%!+UJOHN F. KENNEDY
#2224
Il14229c)@@@$YOROBERT E. LEE
#2227
Il14229c)@@@&ZPABRAHAM LINCOLN
#0966
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ELIZABETH I#0987
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HISTORY & POLITICS
BILLY THE KID#2956
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ELEANOR ROOSEVELT#0576
Il14229c))#%&VLROSA PARKS
#2223
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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE
#4417
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CHARLES DARWIN#0478
Il14229c))#$@\RALBERT EINSTEIN
#0204
Il14229c))#))\RSIGMUND FREUD
#0203
Il14229c))#)%WMISAAC NEWTON
#0989
Il14229c))%(*]TCARL SAGAN
#3884
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#3658
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OSCAR WILDE#1785
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ALICE IN WONDERLAND Two each of Alice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585
Multiples of 4.
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WONDERLAND
QUEEN OF HEARTS#0580
Il14229c))#^)VLMAD HATTER
#0584
Il14229c))#^#WMWHITE RABBIT
#0581
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AUTHORS & LITERATURE
JANE AUSTEN#0202
Il14229c))#)&[QEMILY DICKINSON
#0303
Il14229c))##%+URALPH WALDO
EMERSON#0578
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SHERLOCK HOLMES#0504
Il14229c))#$([QF. SCOTT FITZGERALD
#0588
Il14229c))#%#XNJAMES JOYCE
#0206
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FRANZ KAFKA#0579
Il14229c))#%$?KL.M. MONTGOMERY
#5268
Il14229c))@$)[QEDGAR ALLAN POE
#0209
Il14229c))#!!XNWILLIAM
SHAKESPEARE#0215
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HENRY DAVID THOREAU
#0501
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MARK TWAIN#0502
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KURT VONNEGUT#2959
Il14229c))$)(\REDITH WHARTON
#3921
Il14229c))@()VLWALT WHITMAN
#0304
Il14229c))#$)XN
DOROTHY PARKER#0201
Il14229c))#)!YOGERTRUDE STEIN
#0942
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GREAT WRITERSTwo each of Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306
Multiples of 4.
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QUOTABLE NOTABLES 45Multiples of 6/style.
VIRGINIA WOOLF#0207
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QUOTABLE NOTABLES46 Multiples of 6/style.
PHILOSOPHY
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE#0208
Il14229c))#!)[QJEAN-PAUL SARTRE
#0505
Il14229c))#$&WMSOCRATES
#0211
Il14229c))#!%VLLUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN
#0205
Il14229c))#!*WMKARL MARX
#0233
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WORLD RELIGIONS
POPE FRANCIS#4418
Il14229c))(&^YOLAUGHING BUDDHA
#3659
Il14229c))$%&]TANGEL (GIOTTO)
#0983
Il14229c))%*@\RJESUS#0935
Il14229c))%%@?KMOSES#0940
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SPINNING COUNTERTOP
CARD DISPLAY
#3704SEE PAGE 74
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STAR TREK CARD SETCaptain Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, Scotty, Chekov. Contains 7 cards, 7 envelopes & 7 sticker sheets. #4587
Multiples of 4.
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STAR TREK
CAPTAIN KIRK#4581
Il14229c))(($]TDR. McCOY
#4582
Il14229c))&(#\RSCOTTY
#4585
Il14229c))&(^]TSPOCK#4580
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UHURA#4584
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NOTEBOOKS
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COMIC NOTE BOOKPOCKET #3581
Il14229c))$$&+UFULL-SIZE #3951
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WONDERLAND PASSPORTPOCKET #1473
Il14229c))^$^[QSTARGAZINGPOCKET #3394
Il14229c))@@!ZPFULL-SIZE #4371
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STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOGPOCKET #4520
Il14229c))&*$ZPFULL-SIZE #4610
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MUSICPOCKET #3806
Il14229c))#@(]TFULL-SIZE #4373
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EACH NOTEBOOK HAS A UNIQUE PAGE LAYOUT
EVERY ONE COMES WITH ITS OWN FEATURES
PLENTY OF PAGES FOR COMPOSING YOUR THOUGHTS
RECORD YOUR NOTES AND THEORIES, MIND MAPS AND MEMOS…
…OR JOT DOWN YOUR TO-DO LIST
IN STYLETIPS AND TRICKS
SPECIAL REFERENCE
GUIDES
POCKET NOTEBOOKS9 × 12 cm, 48 pp.
Keep all your memos and to-do lists handy in your pocket, purse, or backpack.
FULL-SIZE NOTEBOOKS12 × 18 cm, 48 pp.
All the same details and features as the Pocket Notebook — but in a larger format!
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes dozens of Notebooks to keep you organized and inspired.
Our Sherlock Holmes notebook holds your grocery list…and clues. Our Comic Note Book has panels ready for today’s schedule…and cartoons and superhero drawings.
UPG’s original designs are for productive and efficient people who want to stay creative. Your ideas deserve better than a boring white pad – so give them a launch pad!
MARS PASSPORTPOCKET #2221
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NOTEBOOKS48
STARGAZINGA beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders.POCKET #3394 FULL-SIZE #4371
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MUSICUPG’s Music notebook has pages of staves so you can launch right into the composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes.POCKET #3806 FULL-SIZE #4373
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THE MOON PASSPORTThe Moon Passport notebook has plenty of pages to keep track of your missions on Earth. Bonus fold-out extras, including moon phases, glossary, maps, and charts!POCKET #5357
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URBAN BIRDWATCHINGFledgling enthusiasts and eagle-eyed experts love this handsome and handy notebook with bonus features: learn bird-counting notation, identify migration routes and two dozen species! POCKET #4374 FULL-SIZE #4730
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BOTANY (A NATURALIST’S NOTEBOOK)This friendly green notebook has plenty of room to record field notes in the wild or grocery lists and errands when you return to civilization. Bonus botanical charts and guides! POCKET #5363
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CLOUDSPOTTINGJot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather or document new cloud types with bonus cloudspotting charts and guides.POCKET #3886 FULL-SIZE #4626
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Multiples of 6/style.Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.
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COMIC NOTE BOOKA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.POCKET #3581 FULL-SIZE #3951
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MINI MASTERPIECESA handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces.POCKET #3582 FULL-SIZE #5186
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SHERLOCK HOLMESA useful notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! Flap not included in pocket size.POCKET #3393 FULL-SIZE #4372
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STAR TREK CAPTAIN’S LOGA handy logbook with charts, inspirational quotes, and room for the many observations you’ll make on your five-year mission.POCKET #4520 FULL-SIZE #4610
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STAR TREK ENGINEERINGA useful pocket notebook with Phaser, Fleet Communicator, and Tricorder schematics for reference – and plenty of room to record your concepts, data, and inventions.POCKET #5393
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NEW!
Multiples of 6/style.Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.
GREAT GAMES!The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-to-follow rules for several games.POCKET #3875
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AREA 51 PASSPORTMove along. No alien flying saucers to see here. Gridded pages conveniently pre-marked TOP SECRET.POCKET #2962
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MARS PASSPORTDress for the climate (see Travelers Tips). Each gridded page features landscape of the Red Planet.POCKET #2221
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NEVERLAND PASSPORTWendy flies across every ruled page with “the only boy on the island who could neither write nor spell.”POCKET #1590
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THE UNCONSCIOUS PASSPORTGuide to Freudian dream interpretation and ruled pages with diagrams of the mind for collecting your thoughts.POCKET #1467
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HELL PASSPORTFlames lick the ruled pages where you may record your sins or meetings with famous denizens.POCKET #1465
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OZ PASSPORTThe Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion go with you through ruled pages all the way home!POCKET #1471
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UTOPIA PASSPORTProof Utopia is a real place! Perfect cover, perfect fancy ruled pages, a chart of the Utopian alphabet. Perfect!POCKET #1468
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PENMANSHIPA notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills.POCKET #5321
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Multiples of 6/style.Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.
PANGAEA PASSPORTThis notebook with gridded pages recalls when all the land on Earth was one continent (before the big break-up).POCKET #1464
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NIRVANA PASSPORTWho needs meditation when you can have an official passport to Nirvana? Ruled pages help you keep track of all your past lives.POCKET #1593
Il14229c))^&$+U
WONDERLAND PASSPORTThe White Rabbit blows three blasts on the trumpet and a pack of cards whirls around the ruled pages. Wonderful!POCKET #1473
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NOTEBOOK DISPLAYSSEE PAGE 75
COUNTERTOP FULL-SIZE NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #4473
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SPINNING COUNTERTOP POCKET NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #4045
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COUNTERTOP POCKET NOTEBOOK DISPLAY #3104
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UPG NOTEBOOKOur pocket notebook features crucial data (Dante’s Rings of Hell, Shakespeare’s insults) and gridded pages festooned with UPG’s March of Progress from monkey to modernity. Got a brainchild? Tuck it in here.POCKET #2964
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Multiples of 6/style.Pocket 9 × 12 cm. Full-size 12 × 18 cm. 48 pp.
GARDEN OF EDEN PASSPORTTravel tips, quotes from Genesis, room for your personal information and photo. Ruled pages to record your original sins!POCKET #1594
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PARADISE PASSPORTThis attractive and realistic passport is guaranteed to grant easy access to Paradise (and makes a lovely ruled notebook for the earthly realm.)POCKET #1475
Il14229c))^$%+U
ROSIE THE RIVETER#3583
Il14229c))$%%YOVAN GOGH
#0171
Il14229c))!&(+U
MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER
#0602
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FREUD#0172
Il14229c))!&^]T
MAD HATTER#0238
Il14229c))!&*WMFRIDA’S PHARMACY
#3333
Il14229c))$%#?K
PANDORA’S PILL BOX
#3990
Il14229c))#(*YO
MR. SPOCK#4377
Il14229c))(*&?KBUDDHA
#3463
Il14229c))$$^WM
Multiples of 3/style.
PILL BOXESLeave all those homely plastic containers at home! UPG makes more than a dozen Pill Boxes to carry all your medications and vitamins and supplements in one handsome case that fits in your pocket or purse.
SHINY!
ATTRACTIVE!
FITS IN THE 9-HOOK OR 24-HOOK DISPLAY
DISPLAY BOXAPPROX. 9 × 5 cm
5 cm DIAMETER (SHOWN LARGER
THAN ACTUAL SIZE)
CLOSES WITH A CLASP
TWOCOMPARTMENTS
HANGING DISPLAY BOXES
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MY STACHE#2807
APPROX. 8.5 × 2.5 cm
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STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS
STAR TREK#4427
Il14229c))(&&VLWONDERLAND
#2781
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UPG’s handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-so-square ordinary sticky notes.
DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET
PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6
APPROX. 8 × 10 cm (NOTE SIZES VARY)
BEST-SELLERS
EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES
INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS
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TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS#5057
Il14229c))()^VLFREUDIAN SLIPS
#0114
Il14229c))$$@YOBOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING
#5004
Il14229c))*(%]TFRIDA’S REFLECTIONS
#0529
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MOUSTACHIOS#2952
Il14229c)@(%@[QSHERLOCK HOLMES#5403
Il14229c))(^@\R
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS54 Multiples of 6/style.
ADHESIVE CHRIST ALMIGHTIES#0612
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EINSTEINIAN GLUONS#0535
Il14229c))$*%VLFREUDIAN SLIPS#0114
Il14229c))$$@YO
WONDERLAND#2781
Il14229c)@&*!WM
BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING#5004
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MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS#0533
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FRIDA’S REFLECTIONS#0529
Il14229c))$*(+UART NOTES#4365
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OZ#4737
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NEW!
DALÍ’S SUREALIST MANIFESTOS#0546
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STAR TREK#4427
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FEMINOTES#1818
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DOCUMENT FIRST AID#3647
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MUSICAL NOTES#0532
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STICKY NOTE DISPLAYS
SEE PAGE 75
BUDDHA#0611
Il14229c))%@)+UCOMMANDMENTS#0528
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MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHINGS#0533
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TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS#5057
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DINO NOTES#4516
Il14229c))&*!YOSTICKY NOTES OF THE DEEP#3338
Il14229c))$)%+UMOONSTRUCK MEMOS#5377
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SPINNING COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #4658
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COUNTERTOP STICKY NOTE DISPLAY #3105
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TABLEWAREWhether it’s a seaside picnic, a tailgate party, or a “just because” barbecue (just because you own a barbecue), the Unemployed Philosophers Guild offers lots of fun and festive Tableware for get-togethers with family and friends.
UPG makes entertaining more entertaining.
THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BOWLSHere’s the logical gift for the math lover in your life! A set of four ceramic pudding bowls with the proofs to classic theorems of Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss. 10 cm diameter, 6 cm tall, holds 240 mL. Yet so deep! #4054
Multiples of 4.
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MUG SHOTS SHOT GLASSES Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838
Multiples of 4.
Il14229c))^()+UGREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSESOur Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034
Multiples of 4.
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS SHOT GLASSESHere’s mud in your eye and my knife in your moldy chaps! We all know it’s classier when you drag your pals with the Bard, so we made these attractive shot glasses especially for you and the scurvy companions you scorn. Why not take them home, as they’re unfit for any place but hell. You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave. #5315
Multiples of 4.
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PLANET PLATESA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher — wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Plate diameter 25 cm. #3344
Multiples of 4.
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JEWS GLASSESA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. (Photos show Jews Glasses in action! Juice sold separately.) #2869
Multiples of 4.
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PLANET BOWLSIf you think our Planet Plates are dreamy, you will love this complete set of eight bowls featuring the same original solar system watercolor portraits. 100% melamine. Approx. 14cm diameter, 6cm tall, holds 470mL. #4237
Multiples of 4.
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SHOT GLASSESThese six shot glasses are shot glasses for straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236
Multiples of 4.
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WONDERLANDYou won’t be late with our Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face every minute. Curious! 33mm diameter. Printed plastic band. #1609
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Will you look at the time?
And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone?
Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead?
UPG makes dozens of smart and funny ways to give someone the time of day, whether they love the arts and sciences, classic photography, or the fun of looking at a watch that looks back.
With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again.
STYLISH CASE
NOT WATERPROOF
JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT
ONE YEAR WARRANTY
EACH WATCH HAS ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL
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PACKAGED IN ITS OWN DISPLAY TIN /
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EYE WATCHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. #3805
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PENNY-FARTHINGThe only timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers. Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here! #4178
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RADIANSGo ahead. Embrace the irrational. The hands of the Radians watch — each one a radius — sweep around the circle and tell the time in radians. The Radians watch lets you look at time from a new angle! 38mm diameter. Don’t you deserve π? #4379
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SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITYDalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. 33mm diameter. #0559
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PTOLEMAIC SYSTEMAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. 33mm diameter. #2979
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EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITYA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! 33mm diameter. #0219
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STAR TREK KLINGON BIRD-OF-PREY WATCHThis watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second hand is a menacing Bird-of-Prey. It’s just as ’IH as it is quv! 38mm diameter. #4614
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STAR TREK U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCHThis watch not only tells the time in Earth hours, but the second hand is an image of the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701) cruising through space. Five-year mission. One-year warranty. 38mm diameter. #4428
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MOIRÉ OP ARTAnimated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. 38mm diameter. #3975
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SHAKESPEARE TWELFTH NIGHT“O time, thou must untangle this… it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. 33mm diameter. #0105
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BABELNow you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. 38mm diameter. #3784
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TESLA TIMENikola Tesla was ahead of his time. Radio! X-rays! Cryogenics! A/C power! Radar! Transistors! Patents! Patents! Patents! If you prize hard work and innovation above cold, hard cash — and if you set your Tesla watch five minutes ahead — you will be ahead of your time, too! 38 mm diameter. #4517
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SHIVA ROTATING ARMSTwo of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. 33mm diameter. #0650
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CHAPLIN MODERN TIMES ROTATING GEARCharlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times. 38mm diameter. #0649
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COLOR WHEELFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 38mm diameter. #3584
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STEAMSHIP TELEGRAPH Full speed ahead! 33mm diameter. #2836
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F-STOPA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? 33mm diameter. #1836
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EUCLIDWhen you give someone the time of day, why not throw in a proposition (one of Euclid’s)? 33mm diameter. #3527
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NIETZSCHE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAMEWe made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world! Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. 33mm diameter. #0088
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PRIME TIME No need for that bulky Sieve of Eratosthenes. Now there’s a watch that expresses time only in prime numbers. A math geek favorite! 33mm diameter. #1837
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SECULAR SAINTS
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FRIDA KAHLO#3291
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#4282
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#2933
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times.
The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse.
They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
RICH COLOR PORTRAIT
SAINT’S NAME
PATRONAGE
SAINT’S DAY(BIRTHDAY)
INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN
CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING
FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED
DETAILS
5 cm DIAMETER 20 cm TALL
BURN TIME UP TO
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ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL
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SECULAR SAINTS62 Multiples of 6/style.
JANE AUSTEN#4280
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SECULAR SAINTS 63Multiples of 6/style.
NEW!
ZIPPER BAGS64
Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags:
• Stash a spare leash for the dog park• Lug your lock for your Pilates locker• Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons• Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! • Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work
We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…
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ZIPPER BAGS ARE 13 × 23 cm — COMPACT
YET ROOMY! HOLDS:• PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS
INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS
EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL
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FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING
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CONTACT INFORMATION IN
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HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE
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ZIPPER BAGS 65Multiples of 4/style.
Same artwork front and back unless noted.
JANE AUSTEN BAGThe Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324
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YOGA BAGThe Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322
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TOOL BAGIt’s the handy bag for handy people. Whether you’re a watchmaker, playwright, makeup artist, or all of the above, you need a place for the tools of your trade. #5325
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FLIGHT BAGBecause you’re always on a mission, these trusty little satellites will remind you to shoot for the stars. It’s the bag for your intelligent life. #5326
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ALCHEMY BAGThe Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323
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SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS BAGBe not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring… (shudder). Once thing’s for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. #5380
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PASTA BAGOur tasty Pasta bag includes Pellegrino Artusi’s classic 1891 recipe for Salsa di Pomodoro (Tomato Sauce). Buon appetito! Buon accessorio! #5327
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Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention.
Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-and-match monsters or superhero scenarios or cultural icons with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion.
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS
BEST-SELLERS
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
ACCESSORIZE YOUR
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DRESS UP YOUR DESK
DOZENS OF ELEMENTS
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OMG: DESIGN YOUR OWN DEITY#2778
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COUNTERTOPMAGNETIC PLAY SETDISPLAY#3106SEE PAGE 75
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GREAT MOUSTACHES#2498
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YOU’VE CREATED A MONSTER! #3519
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BOB ROSS“Give me your wired, your bored,Your workaholics yearning to paint trees. The restless nine-to-five-ing day job crowds.Send these, the listless, humorless to me,I lift my brush, paint happy little clouds!”
From now on, don’t tell people to calm down. Tell them to Bob Ross.
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BOB ROSS SOAPoatmeal and honey, exfoliating #5333
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BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS#4960
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BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING STICKY NOTES#5004
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BOB ROSS QUOTABLE NOTABLE#5301
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MINTSMultiples of 24.
TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS STICKY NOTES #5057
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TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP #4633
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BAD HOMBRES TRUMP AND PUTINMAGNETIC PLAY SET #5045
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DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES MUG#0236
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These classic Star Trek finger puppets, coffee mugs, and stationery boldly go where no one has gone before. Join the Unemployed Philosophers Guild and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise to seek out new life and new civilizations!
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Spinning Countertop Card Display* 3704 16 33 × 33 × 76 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic 192
Spinning Countertop Card/Puppet Display* 4477 8/10 33 × 33 × 76 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic, Black Metal 96/60
Spinning Countertop Puppet Display 4268 16 25 × 25 × 81 cm Birch Plywood, Black Metal 96
Countertop Secular Saints Candle Display 3804 8 28 × 33 × 61 cm Birch Plywood 32
Small Countertop Mint Display 0193 3 5 × 25 × 36 cm Black Metal 72
Large Countertop Mint Display 0139 6 10 × 25 × 36 cm Black Metal 144
Countertop Soap Display 4472 9 41 × 30 × 25 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic 72
UPG offers inviting Displays that showcase our products for your customers – whether you curate a niche boutique or stock an entire floor of a retail store – and we send them to you at no charge when you order enough product to fill them!
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Countertop Magnetic Play Set Display 3106 4 23 × 25 × 61 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic 24
Countertop Full-Size Notebook Display 4473 4 30 × 18 × 43 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic 24
Spinning Countertop Pocket Notebook Display 4045 12 15 × 15 × 61 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic 72
Countertop Pocket Notebook Display 3104 6 33 × 18 × 43 cm Birch Plywood 36
9-Hook Display 5103 9 28 × 13 × 46 cm Black Komatex 36
24-Hook Spinning Display 5354 24 21 × 21 × 46 cm Black Komatex 96
Countertop Sticky Note Display 3105 6 28 × 25 × 38 cm Birch Plywood 36
Spinning Countertop Sticky Note Display 4658 12 23 × 23 × 61 cm Birch Plywood, Acrylic 72
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Here’s the new Ivory Tower. Simple. Better. Simply better.Sturdy and adaptable.
Crate-To-Created in 10 Minutes.One box. 58 pounds. Simple parts.
51 × 61 × 168 cm#5491
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NOW WITH 4 LOCKABLE CASTERS,WHEEEEEEEEEE!!
The New Design That You DesignShow off items from every line!
20 HOOKS LIP BALM · ENAMEL PINS PILL BOXES · ZIPPER BAGS
7 WIRE & ACRYLIC SHELVES
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS NOTEBOOKS · CARDS
6 FLAT TRAYS CANDLES · MUGS · LITTLE THINKERS MINTS · STICKY NOTES · TABLEWARE
FREUDIAN SLIPPERS · WATCHES STUFFED PORTRAITS
…AND THE METAL FRAMESHOWCASES MAGNETIC
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MINI IVORY TOWER
41 × 48 × 91 cm
QUOTABLE NOTABLESHOLDS 108 UNITS
POCKET NOTEBOOKSHOLDS 72 UNITS
SECULAR SAINTSHOLDS 8 UNITS
MAGNETICPERSONALITIESHOLDS 36 UNITS
LIP BALMHOLDS 36 UNITS
PILL BOXESHOLDS 36 UNITS
MAGNETIC PLAY SETSHOLDS 12 UNITS
ENAMEL PINSHOLDS 36 UNITS
MINTSHOLDS 60 UNITS
WATCHESHOLDS 6 UNITS
STICKY NOTESHOLDS 18 UNITS
ZIPPER BAGSHOLDS 6 UNITS
FULL-SIZE NOTEBOOKS
HOLDS 36 UNITS
MUGSHOLDS 4 UNITS
LITTLE THINKERSHOLDS 2 UNITS
SOAPHOLDS 32 UNITS
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Magnetic Play SetFreudian FineryCuriouser and Curiouser:
Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass Magnetic Play Set
Einsteinian Ensembles
STUFFED PORTRAITSNEW Albert EinsteinNEW Sigmund FreudNEW Frida KahloNEW William Shakespeare
SOAPSTrump’s Small Hand SoapAlice’s Tiny Hand SoapJane Austen Bath SoapLady Macbeth’s Guest SoapFrida’s Fragrant Bath BarFreud’s Wash FulfillmentAndy’s 15 Minutes of Foamvan Gogh’s Sunflower SoapEinstein’s Bath-Time ContinuumNEW Hester Prynne’s Scarlet Letter
Body SoapNEW Jean-Luc Picard’s Make It Soap
QUOTABLE NOTABLESFrida KahloAndy WarholAlbert EinsteinOscar WildeJane AustenPablo PicassoRosie the RiveterKarl MarxSigmund FreudWilliam ShakespeareAliceSalvador Dalí
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETSStar TrekFreudian SlipsTrump’s Executive OrdersWonderland NotesBob Ross The Joy of PaintingFrida’s ReflectionsNEW The Sticky Note Book
of Sherlock Holmes
TRADITIONAL MUGSMath MugFrida DreamsShakespearean InsultsFreudian SipsGeologic TimeHow To: KnotsNEW Bad Art
TRANSFORMING MUGSStar Trek TransporterBob Ross Self-PaintingConstellationDisappearing DinosaursDisappearing Cheshire CatPlanetNEW Moon Mug
WATCHESSteamship TelegraphEinsteinian RelativityChaplin Modern TimesWonderlandStar Trek U.S.S. Enterprise
LITTLE THINKERSSigmund FreudAlbert EinsteinFrida KahloCharlie ChaplinWilliam ShakespeareLeonardo da Vinci
NOTEBOOKSStar Trek Captain’s LogComic Note BookMusic NotebookWonderland PassportStargazing NotebookMars PassportNEW Star Trek Engineering
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