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Missouri University of Science and Technology Missouri University of Science and Technology

Scholars' Mine Scholars' Mine

The Missouri Miner Newspaper Special Collections

27 Sep 1926

The Missouri Miner, September 27, 1926 The Missouri Miner, September 27, 1926

Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarsmine.mst.edu/missouri_miner

These newspapers reflect the attitudes, perspectives, and beliefs of different times. Neither the

library nor the university endorses the views expressed in these collections, some of which

contain images and language which may be offensive to some readers.

Recommended Citation Recommended Citation "The Missouri Miner, September 27, 1926" (1926). The Missouri Miner Newspaper. 425. https://scholarsmine.mst.edu/missouri_miner/425

This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by Scholars' Mine. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Missouri Miner Newspaper by an authorized administrator of Scholars' Mine. This work is protected by U. S. Copyright Law. Unauthorized use including reproduction for redistribution requires the permission of the copyright holder. For more information, please contact [email protected].

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Tl-JE MISSOURJ MINER.. Missouri ! chool of Mines and Metallurgy, iteR., Missouri.

Vol. 13.

DYNAMITERS ORGANIZE.

M-M-M-I -N, E -E -E -R-S, M-I-N­E-R"S, MINERS, MINERS, MINERS!! When the Miners' husky squad of football warriors takes the f ield in the opening gam3 this Friday, and the entire Campus of M. S. M. echoes to Uee lustily given and reverberating MI NER, a new force will be evident and a new awakening of t h e " Old Miner Fight" w ill be in progress, du e in grE;at part 10 the reorganization of the Dynamibrs, the official pep­prociucing outfit oi' M. S. M., an d the original explo~ive crowd of boosters anl~ noisemakers for the fightin' 1>1iner football te<.m. Du e to t h e lack of organized rooting, enthusiasm, noiSE;, pep, or whatnot, vvhich has been a drawback in the undoubted progress of Miner athletics in recent years, the ne ed of an orga·nized group such as the Dynamiters, to lE;ad the sch ool in demonstrations to produce the cooperative spirit desired, W .'IS

self evident. A similar organization, impprfect in organization, was creat'Jd tw" years ago, and u pon the founda­t:on of t h e S1:.ccess and failures of H.e previou s orgolllization, the present ·grou p will build, and will undoubted-1:' bE successful. ,

The Dynamiters as at present con­stituted, WHe organized on the night of September sixteenth, with the follrwing of ficers an d members: S~ S. Hansen , preside nt; R. L. Campbell, vice-president; L. T . MarinH, treasur­er ; C. F . Boismenue, secretary; and T . P Smith, J . H. Brickner, W. L . R ushmore, W. K. H . G. Schweickhardt Roy GUl!.Uer, A. E. Barnard, T ony Marvin, F . K. Seydler, G. T. Mc­Crorey, L ouis Burg, J. F . Smith, C. B Weiss, F . A. Gerard, J . W. Smith, G. W . Sack, N . S. Williams, and Ja·::k Gage.

All old lady walked into the Judge 's office. "Are you the judge of Re­p r obates?" she inquired .

" 1 am the judge of Probate," re­plic"Q his honor, with a smi13 .

"Well, that's it, I expect," answer­ed t h e old lady . . "You see," she went on confidentially, "my husband died detest ed al'd left several li t tle infidels, an d I want to be t heir execu­tioner."- Ex.

Monday, September 27, 1926.

"WET PAINT" TO BE GIVEN AS DYNAMITER BENEFIT.

"Wet Paint", featuring Raymond Griffith, a red-hot, rip-roaring, side­splitting, laughter-palpitating far ce comeciy, gual'.1llteed to SE;nd spectators into delirium tremens, will be pre­sen ted at the Lyric Theatre on Mon­day, October 4th, for the benefit of the Dynamiters or,ganization. Every­bo dy out, for the show is worth the Ipr:c() ancl the Dynamiters need your support! T hank you!

OLASS E LECTION RESULTS.

Senior Class.

President, M. J. Paul. Wce-Pr esident, L. T. Mar imer. Secretary, T. Herman n. Treasurer, 10. B. We'i'ss.

Junio r Class.

Pres 'dent, G. McGror y. Vi(!e-President, F . E. Sewe:ll. Secretary, S. A . Lynch . T r easurer, P. A. H.ala,sy.

Sopho m ore Class.

P resi d,emt, R. C. MIiJ11er. Vice-Pres:dent, R. H . iParker. Secretary, Jack P otter . Treasurer, A. H . Eemp.

Fresh man Class.

Pre~j.dent, Cbarley Ray. V ice-Fres:dent, F l oyd a hase. Secr,etary, Pat Hell. Treasurer, J. Grafton.

ROLLA REPRESENTATIVES PRESIDE OVER KMOX.

Last Monday night as the hour of nme approaci: ed, the hand of the Globe Democrat etherlogue pointed toward Rolla. To represent this fair metropolis upon the KMOX r adio r::'cgl'am, 1'rof. Thornberry was selected to say a few words about the town. and Bill Schweickhardt and his V 2l'sity Orchestra furnished the n1U t)~c .

"Thorny" o,trutted his stuff by giv­iJlg a very elaborate description of the' town, while Bill's ,gang certain­ly was a bunch of horn-tootin' boys. To hold down t.he classical end of the program, Mrs. Maxine Cairns sang several numbers.

"vVhy do es a Scotchman have a keen sense of humor?"

Because its a ,gift."

No.3.

MINERS TO BATTLE McKENDREE FRIDAY.

CO)'lch McCollum Rapidly Working a

Strong Line Into Shape.

A~ two o'clol!k on Friday afternoon

Coach McCollum's Miner eleven will

malw its debut on the fie ld of com­

bat with the McKendree College clan on the opposite side of the kick-off. Undoubtedly, this contest w ill serve as c. t ryout for n ew material and give the Coach and MinE;r supporters a view of the prospects for the golden­clad warriors of 1926.

Last year the Golden Wave triumphed by a 40-6 score and the Illinoisans are bound to be in a venge­fu l mood. In addition , the visitors have already crossed swords with an opposing fotce this season in the fcrm of the Scott Field A v'iators. The flyers gained a 3-0 victory but the added experience and a week's op­portunity to smooth off any rough spots that cropper' up, will count in McKendree's lavor. Taking this, and the big g'ame with Washington Gn October 9, in consideration, McCol­lum 's cleated denize'ns of J acklino.

Field are in for hard week's instruc~ tion .

Coach McCollum is making no pre­game line-up selections, so the eleven Miloers taking the field for the open­ing whistle iue open to conjecture. Captain Lee, Thomas, Ledford, and Lemol1 who fo r med last year's gall op­ing backfield fo ur, will be supported by Berry, Cavanaugh, D o·d ds, J. ]IcCauley, and Temples as alternates in the ball-toting battalion.

The line candidates have been shifted around considerably during the past week to find the smoothest rUl1l:ing combination leaving their ;'3 lection for the season's opener mmdy to guesswork. Allebach and NeiG"rmeycr ~eem probable choices at end with Sharp, Brewer, and Rav dso as proba!:Jilities. G. Joh nson a:-,d Bolon are lettermen at tackl e w ith Lacey, Roberts, and Palmer, CO:1-

sidcrably in t h e race. Boyer, Brent, H e rLert, and Hodg don a r e fighting it out for guard berth. Young will stal"(l a good chance to receive center choice wit h Kirkpatrick an d Warn3r

PAGE TWO ; ,

SPORTING SECTION. in r eserve.

If th e Miner eleven succeeds :,n

garnering a commanding lead Mc­

'Collum will throw in as much reserve

material as possible to determine the cali bre of the new men on the squad thi seaso n, in al, probability. How­ever, " Mac" is not under-rating the 1 cKendreeites so don't look for a se:­up .

Let's go, '26 Machine!

PEP MEETING FRIDAY. FI"iday's game opens t he 1926 grid­

'iron ~e ason at M. S. M. Along with a u t umn and an added chill in the air comes the sport of t he p,igskin. Foot­ball if> bein,g hlailed las a displacer of ,baseball 'as Ametrica's national sport a nd r::ghtly ~o . The man-to-man COilL tact in football is the outstaneling characteris.tic of the collegiate co un­try-wiele bl~lttl es on th e striped turf .

Sport wTiteTs c:lla im the sent 'i ment ec ho ed by mass cheering; and bitter rivahy between the various in~titu­

tio,ns is the added touch that rou:1ds out football as a national sport. If YOU are 1,,1 true Miner your voice w ill probabl y be a l~ttle hoarser Friday ni gh t t han before game tim e, la~ a re_ sul t of ad ding your vocal strains for the Golden Wa ve squad on the grid­iron .

Only eleven Miners can pu t iheir brawn and bra,;n& into actual comh~t w,ith the oppo~n;g forces on the g-rid­i110n . Tho e eleven men repre~ent

thi ~, instit ubon ~n the p'igskin t ussl e, ':e nd the:r efforts lail:e not confined to I'o m e ct:xty minutes battle once a week.

The bruising dai ly scrimmag,es aI''! 'Ihoe ,boackbone oil the footba ll tea m, a nel their daily efforts receive no ap­pla use, Rememb er, th at w11en the M. S. M. m oleskin weI3,rer& :take the fie,ld Fr'd,\y three weeks of tren uou 11rep­'-'l"at i ~n were nece slary for thl:s set-to.

There wiII be a b',g PEP meeting F rid ay moornin,g', and a show of any ~ \ -' "n'cia,tion m \',C5 ill a foregone " ~ ~clu ~:on that every l\ifiner stud ent w ill be presen t, The frosh sh ould make it a po'nt to learn the IMI. S. M. ch eer s, &0 that the freshmen razzing ,ect:on wi]] ,be present. anel I-ccounted for whcn the ini'jal wl'{ s.tle blow.

IShow the football s,quad that the;r ,clai l j gr;nd ha its reward in student f,upport, and they will fight down to the la t ditch.

THE MISSOURI MINER

SPECIAL RATE TO WASHINGTON U. GAM E.

The Athletic Association has pro­curec1 a special rate of four dollars round-trip to St. Louis for the Miner­Wad!ington set-to on October '9, thru the courtesy of the Frisco officials. The tickets will be serviceable from Friday night until t h e last Rolla Lound train leaving St. Louis S un day r.ight.

The sale of the pasteboards a nd r 'ac9 of pur ; iJase will be an nounced C'], t he bulletin-boards witl;in the next few clays. Football reaso ns come and go, but a '[Illlll er's craving for ' ¥ash­ij,gton's gore ,!loes on fo r ever. Don' t ]l ::lC:; up a good opportuni ty !

BA SKETEERS AND WRESTLERS REPORT.

With the obj ect of getting the jump on our athl ,~i.i c r ivals, an a dvance call for candidates in t he winter spor ts of wrestlin; and basketball bas been isn 18d. Coach McCanless \\llI handle tr e m('.,l reporting for the mat gamu ever:v Tu esday and Thursday 0n the t h ;l'd floor of the gym a nd in­stl uct then~ in the ge n tle art of tou ,; h­ing shoulclE:rs to the mat.

"Sl'ik " D';nn ie will r un the net men thru Heir paces on the same af­ternoons. Pra:',;ice in both sports will start as soon after foul' o'clock <!s pOfl,ib le.

FleshmE:n rue especially urged to l' ror t for these pre-seaso n sessions to er;able the coaches to become pc­

q uall1ted with t h e abili ty of t h E: n ew­con'e rs.

FOOTBALL NOTES. T l-() Springfield Bears smothered

thE: Scutl:west Baptist College eleve n hst Monday. -16-0 was t he tune of the dolef ul Jil'g'e.

IVabash Co;l eg() proved a nemesis (or t he Evnnsv:JIJ pi£,skin tote~'s last 8atUl'oay anJ emelged with a 50 -0 triumph,

After ouLp"aying thtir liv Is :01' t he; major por tion of Sa turd.! ,"s fracas McKenclr'ee succumbed to the Scrtt Field Aviator. 3-0 via t he dro p­kick route.

Fifty-nine foc.tba ll uni for m were ;:in'n GU~ to ;, :.;pirants for McCollum's cleven. Yet so me practice sessions see barely tr il'ty p~en O~l t on JacklinJ' Pield.

The Min ers h?ve a tackle cand i­daT,e named Defoe. I-lope he gets his 11:.1' Fr:day,

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ALUMNI NEWS HOME-COMING OCTOBER 14-15-16

M . S . M . at Steel ' Treaters' M e e tin g .

P rofessor Clayton retur n ed Satur­day fr om Chica,go wh er e h e attend­e d t he An nu a l Meeting of t h e Ameri­ca n Society for Steel Treating, The Exp(.sition which is a lways a part of t his meeting was h eld a t t he Munici­pa l P ier and was without d oubt t h,; 1al'gt'st ever h eld . Steel T reating, F urnaces, R efractor y Exhibits and Machi nery cover ed t h e entire space. lVI. S, M. was well represented in the fo ll owing :

J . P . Gill , Met a llurgist, Vanad ium Alloys Steel Co " La~rob e , P en nsyl­vania ,

A ll an P orts, Metallurgist, Sim-1T'OI~ds Saw an d Steel, L ock port, New Y ork.

K 1. G:> n n0n, Celite Prod ucts C,) " SL L ouis, Missouri.

Muir Frey, J ohn Deere Co " W ater­l oo, I owa.

R. S. Dean, Walter Scott, J am -:es GrE;g;g and W ill iam "Keeling, of t h -:e Western Electric Co., of Chicago .

T B . Kent of the Ill in ois Steel C:J . K. I. Gannon is n ow Dish·i ·~t

Manuger for th e Celite Prod u ct s G) " at St. L ou is.

J. C. Ingram is n ow with Armour a ncl Company at Chicago.

Roger Day is now with tb.3 Wes L-

ern Electric Company at the Haw­t horne Works in Chicago .

Prof. J. Brdge will be in Hannibal , Missour i, next we ek a',t;snc1ing a I11C~t­r.: , ~' of th e U. S. Army Reser ve Corps.

R G. O'Meara and C O. Anderson of th 2 B ureau of Mines staff were ir. the So u th ern Il linois F u o r~par d:s­t rict 1ast we:!k. O'Meara rE:ports h av­ing' seen Cronk, Hurst an-d Hatmak;:!r w ho represen t M. S . M. in that d:s­t r ict

G RIFFITH IN "WET PAINT" AS MILT GROSS MIGHT VIE W IT.

If Milt Gr oss, t h e well kn own new&-paper column ist, wer'e to see RI3IY­

mon d Gr ;£fith 's iatest Para mo un t com­edy, "Wet P ,a inrt," whi ch 00m es to t he LYl\' c Theatr e in RolJIa n ext Mon­day one can imagine th e foll owin:g, review bein g writt-en:

" H e va~ a scr,eam, absol utely ! Dot po y, Gr iffi th wa& g ood. Ve ven t t o see heem in 'Vet P ali nit , and maybe it v8.<n ·t 13 scr ea m. Und how !

"Und h e has ab~ertty g irl mit h im . H er n'am e vas Helen e CosteJil o, a nd dey tell m e, h er papa vas y ust t o be

vunc€' on a time, a beeg star too. Nu. ShllSt so good ess the man mit the high hat-so good iss her.

" ' Vet Paint ' iss ab o'u d a young ,guy wot has blenty of gelt. 'Sio much money he doesn'lt krnow vot to do mit it. So,-dummox- he :Qalll s gradually

in lov'e m:t his :g~irL Und Sille b lays by h im a drirdy h 'eeck. So says he, ' I'm i r ough mit you! I'll take for a v,ife the first vomam I meet!"

"Und den-maylbe h e d oesn't meet g irls . T all vuns, pretty vuns , t hin, t hick, ever y knd. V eil, I &ay, it's a fi n e tonic f,or t h e tired biz'l1eEs man und coJ],i,tch stu je,nt.

"Und d ere are Iau ghs,- hee, hee. A na lau ghs-hoo h oo. Eet's a scre&m! Don't miss it . Go to see eet, an d y,ou' ll like ~t . Vy TIrot ?"

GOLF fvlA TCB. The best golfers of th e Sou theast

M;f,sou r i L ead B~lt will jou rney to R011a, Oc~obel' 17th, fo r a m at ch with t lle mr mbers of t h e M. S. M. G,:J!£ Club. T he L e"d Belt Team is u n der the manageme nt of E. T. (Pola r B ear) Campbell . Som e of t he players '.viI' be here Saturday in t ime f or t h e foofball gam e. Roll a will prob ably be represented by t h e foll owing : Lloyd, Der:r;ie, McC,)ilum, Baysinger, Don­at.op. ,' Armsby, Clayton. H igl ey , Cair ns Fulton . Williams, Joh ns, Monr oe, and Kuechler.

RE CE NT PROGRESS IN TECHNOLOGY OF ,sLATE.

Rapid pr ogr ess h a,s b een made re­c.ently in developin,gj new and in1lprov­ed -processes for the mining an d man ­u f:acut,'e of sla;te, states the Bureau of Mines, Deprar,tmenrt of Commerce, f,ollow:ng a survey of ,the industry. ~::Jch crl:i3n:;; ec- 'n technology M'e indic­ati-ve of the present tendency to place ilhe ndu d ry on a better bas~s bo:h as reg arb processes and products. Roof­iilg s:a~ e wh ch was flormerly manu­f actured in Emall i ndependent "shan­tics.' is now prroduced in many places in large mills pr ovided wi,th power saws, trav.e1in.g cranes and other la­blor saving devices. A p~eumatic

spUter has a lso been introduced to t ake t h e place ofl the ordinl~lry chisel a nd mallet. A date with lacque,red sUlJ!rf,ace in var';ous c010rs allld pat­terns has lately been placed on t h e market for sanitary uses, and h e,a'Vy "arc'hilectuII ~d" roofing slates have co m e in to greater prOmij1ence. Great

progress has been m ade in studies of the physical and chem i,cal pmperties ,of slates, the accu munaJted knowledge thus gained enabling the pl'oducers ,to direct each type ,of slate to its par­ticular field, l3.md thus con&tantly to provide more &erviceruble and depend_ able products.

Sli ~r'~ e ha& been called "Thel sihel­tel' ng stone" because one of its p rin­Ci 1.1 i ~ " us es is for roofing, states Oliver Bowle&, superintendent of t h e Non­Metallic Minerals Ex-periment S,taJtion of the Bure'a u of Mines', iNew Bruns­',vick, N. J., in a report just publish­ed. S t ructures as humlble in charac­ter :1S sheds an d barns, tho&e of im ­:posi11,.s' dimensjO'l1s such as colleges., h ospitals and chu rch es, as well tLS

all intermediate types of b1l(: ldings, h a've foun d ample and endurin g pro­tection from th8 elements when prop­erly roofed with th:s natur·al rock m a_ terial, sl ate, wh:ch is pecuJiJa!l"ly ada.pi­ed i.or spl itting into thin sl abs. Oth­er important use& are for electrical switchboards, sch ool black bo{a['ds, an d structu ral uses, such la!& stair treads, fl oor ti l e a n d .hase boards. T h e Bu­r ea'u of Mines made a compr eh ensive study of the s late in dustry a few years ,ago, and published Bulletin 218, " The T ech nology of Slb,te," illl 1922, cover ing t h e results of these investi­o<att'ons . Sin ce that tim e rapid prog-~ 1 . r ess has b een made t n deve opmg n ew and improved processes of min­ring an d m anu fiaC!ture.

Interestin g develJ,op'l11en us t h'a t have taken place wit h in t h e p ast th ree or four years in the slate indu stry a;re describ Ed i11 S.er~ad 2766 , copies of wh;ch ml 31Y be obtained fr om t h e Bu­rea u of Mines, Dep:ar t m en t of Com~ merce, W'ashington , D. C.

DEF IN ITIONS . Anarch ist : lii 1 5 a week salary . . , Bolshevik: ~18.00 a week salary. 'Communis t : $20.00 'a week salar y. Social ist:$24:00 a week salary: Reactionist: $25 .00 a week salary. Pla in Citizen : $30.00 a week salar:y. L oyal Cit izens: $40.00 a week

salary. Ultra-Loyal: $50.00 a week salary. Ccnservative: $75.00 a week salary .. Ultra-Conservative: $100.00 a

week salary. Good American: $150 ,00 a week salary and income . 100 Percent American: $500.00 a

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PAGE FOUR

THE MISSOURI MINER.

The O fficial Publication of the M. S. M. Alumni A ssociatiolL

A weekly paper publish,ed by the' Students, in the interest of the Alum­ni, Stud ents, and Faculty of the Mis­souri Schoo l of Mines and Metallurgy, Rolla, Mo.

Entered as second class matter April 2, 1£)15, at t he Post Office a t Rolla, Missouri, under the Ac'.: of l\larch 3, 1879 .

STAFF. E. C. Miller ....... .. ................. ...... Editor C. F. Luckfield .. .. .. .. Busi ness Manager

News Department. Howard H;st ed, ... .. .... Associate Ed ibJr Prof. C. Y. Clayton ...... Alumni .Editor E. R. Cushing .... .......... .. Sports Editor M. E. ISuhre .. .... .... .... Assistant Editor J. H. R eOd ...... ...... .... .. Assi'S,tant Editor C. A. Freem an ...... .... A~,.hstant E,ditor

Features Depa rtment. W . C. K enisto n ...... .. Associate Editor J. H. IM\cOauley .... ...... Assistant Edi~or J. H . BJ·ickn ar ............ A~sistant Editor

Bu&iness Manage ment.

R . P. Baumgll.rtner, AS6t . Bus :n es& Manager.

K. R. NeaJ... ... Asst . Advertising M.gr. P. '~. Del,an o .... Asst. Advertising l\-1gr. II. B. Morel and .. ...... ICirculation Mgr. C. W. Ambler Asst. Circulation Mgr. M. B. Layne .... Ass t . Circulation Mgr .

Dr. J. W. Barley ...... .. Faculty Advisor

-Subscri pti on price: Dom est ic, $1.50 per ye<u'~ F or eign, $2 .00 . Single Co py, 8 cents.

-Manyb m es people a:'Eo so occupied will' big pr0blems and tasks wr.ich con"ront t hem that t hey n eglect t h :) s l11 r. J1er ta ks t hat ar e comparatively in sig nificant. Such is t he case with the upkeep and improvEoment of the Cll mpus. We will grant that i t is a big job to take cr.re of H.e carr-pus, consta ntly repairing and nuking th e necessary a dd:tion s tha t me nee ded for expan s ion. It, is sa: d, ho,\ve \' Eol", i hat every big job i merely a bundle d little jobs, all of which have their

r- Iace . The ten nis cou rts ~, l' e in a deplor-

r bl'] state. Th q ' ar e n :J~ pr op e:'ly g raveled and r oll eo. th e nets ::: r e mU: !1 (1 e worse for weal a nd weath er, ann th backstops are i ull of holes. Th:s condition is a r e~. u l t of nc.:5 !cct . It ;s evid en t that new storage facilities c;re neede d and that t he g ras ha to be cut, but to contend with cramped quarter i n') wor e on the disposi­tion than to try t o play on a rottEon

THE MISSOURI MINER = ten nis court; and grass that has long needed cutting is no worse an eyesore tl:ar. a tennis court that is soft and rough, with worn-out nets and huge holei'_ in the wire backstops.

It was perf8ctly proper to expect the courts to be in excell ent condi­tion at the opening of school. But in­stea d, school had bee n going so me little time before t he weeds were leisere ly cu t ou t and a half -way j ob of rolli ng do ne. Wr y no t have t hose courts impro'ved a nd then kept in ,)hape.

DO IT NOW!

EDITORIAL.

Evt' ry impre ~'3 i on should be fo ll ow_

ed by a n expression. In a group of 400 YO UYlg, acti ve minds th er e sh ouH ce a ncl are many worthwh11e im pres­ri'o ns-buut w her e are the comple­m en tary expr essions ? In 13, school such as OUTS we can 't exp'ect to s ee m en r un ning about the campus, fol ­'lowing the errat:c fHg]ht of a hum­ming bird, no:tehook a'nd pencil in hand. W e cannot l ook for impassion ­ed love lyrics ':n t h ese columns, or ex­quis: (e, poign ant word p ictures. W e shou ld, however, find k een an alytical discuss:ons of oUlr problems. The dif­feTeYlCe in indi Vi:d u1al, or organiZla-tion ­a l ou ', look s on su1bjects of co mmon interes-t shou uld be vojced.

What do we find? Quan t itJi es t hat sug,ge&t impotent bTains~j ej un e

comme'l1ts on commo nplace events­and either an 'indiffer ence toward or Ignoran ce of, quality in any form. W e ar!c' &urpr' sed, no,t when we find 1 0 10~ene ~.s , inaccu.r acy "unci in compe· tenc:', but rather whe:1 we find a lu · cid treatm ent of any subj ect. In ',act, t he very peurllity of the plaper k eeps from its staff many who would enj oy writing' for :t, if d were an hon or to do so .

,l\1'c der71 in s'i tu ~ ional ed ucation ha!'< been ", ever ely criticised for turn ~ n g

ou t g r eat spawns of scribbl ers who do '10t th :nk, and thinkers who clan­n ot tell 'i n good En a lish, of what t hey ~ I , thinking. Thi s (i'l emmla wou ld be sad, were it no,t ridiculous.

S. A. G.

M!NER BOARD, ATTENT IO N!

At the Miner Board meeti:Jg last T .:·esd a y, a~' well a other met:ng~, it was notl' ced that only a very f ew members of the B O::l rcl weTe present, al1d th ese few, w:th several t rwouts who wer e present, were appl:: ~'ently

the only ones interes: e cl in the p ubli cation of the Mi:1 er. Wit h uch a sm{3 11 group present, it 'was en t irely

impossibl e to discuss pO[1cies of the paper, 'to plan a well or,g.anized or balanced edition for this week, or in any other ways to contribute to the hett'erme'l1lt of the Miner.

Th r' EditOl'ia l Staff can:1ot h e[p but admit truat the two prrevious editions th is year have not been u p to stan­dard, la nd they are fu[>ther agreed I1hat t hi s standard cannot be raised unt.il the Board secures the co-opera­tio n of all of its member s.

Another ed :torial on th1s plage dis_ cu ~s-e s one phase of the matter,-but t here arE' ')ther s:de to t he qu estion. A t any rate, a ,g,enel"al di scu s&ion will be in ord er at the meeting Tuesday ni f! ht. and the presence of ev€ry m em ber of tl-te Board is necessary.

An a dvsrt is in g, manager will be el ect ~ d, a nd other 11113<tter s of ~mport. ance w:!l be discm ·sed, so that t he meeting w ill be perhaps the most im­'Portan t one of the yciJ[·.

DI L EM MA DILEMMA L.

R oseate ICloud s of dawn were break-in g; .

Life chirp ed a chort le A it bade yo ung Mortla l Go l:t bout hi s soul's own m aking!, T wo phan toms came t hen , forth, to

g u :de him, Snowed their routes and would d e:id ~

him. P oesy chan te d h on eyed word&, Po in ~ ed to bowers a nd humming

birds That flaming winged alon g her way. Scie nuh, then, w ;th logic l impid W'heedled for moun>t-sun-nmit' s glory, Circ l;'mambeant aetherr ran: <Shi ni ng truth, so h oary. Bu t :n hi s wild enthusiasm, (Wondering if he were protoplasm Or a tomt:t in a m eadow !) H e l o ,:· ~ all equilibli:um, And so h e sways a pendulum That never goes b eyond its limit.

S. A. C.

A man \\'ho wanted to ship ome o ';er-ripe li mburg-er cheese cou ld not get the r ai lroad, expres companies I) ]"

puce! post to take i t so he packed it in :, coffi n , bOlll;ht a railroad t icket, w~s ~: t tin ~' beside the coffin in a baggage car wh en an Iri sh brakeman entered t!- e car. Th e man assumed a sacl ex­pI css'o n w ilh bowed head . Th e Iri h-111;.n lemalkEod, "Well, Soil', we :.11' have to cum t o it ! Is the dea d wan a relative?"

"My clear mot her-in-law," with a sie-h . Just t h ~ n he got a whiff of the rhE'ese.

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THE MISSOURI MfNER

BOARD OF CURATORS MEET JAT ROLLA.

The Board c.f Curators of the Uni­versity of Missouri held their annudl meeting in Rolla Saturday, Sept. 18, -tj-,ere were present at the meeting E. Lansing Ray, of St. Louis ; A.A. Speer J efferson 'City; Senator F. M. Mcna­vI:d , Springfield; Mercer Arnold, J op­lin ; C. F. Ward, PlatJtsburg; H, J . Blanton, Pa·6 s ; ,and H. W . Lenox, of Rolla, who was appointed to suucceed the late Sen ator Farris as a member ·of the Board. In addition to the Board members :present, DT. Srtratton Brooks, pres:dent of the State Uni­vorsi' y, and Leslie Cowan, secretary of the Board, were present.

The pri.n.cJpal business of the p c' eting' of t h e Board of Curamors ; n their annual session, WlaS to discuss the .hudlget of the IS'chool of Mines for the next two years.

A. A. S'peer, of J ·efferson City, was G!ppointed a member of t he E·xecutive C0 mmi-ttee of the School of Mines, to sL.'cceed t h e l a t e Senator Farns_

Helene Costello, a comparative newcomer to the screen, proves her­self a r evelation. She is as pretty as a picture and 5eems to have inherited lots of histrion ic ali'bili ty from h er famous father.-"Wet Paint".

T wo oId maids were plannfTlg for -the hOilid.ay:s.

"AnnI3," s a<id the one, "would a l on:g stocking hold all y ou' d want for Chr' stmas?"

"No, Elvira." r esponded t h e other, " but a pair of socks would."-Ex.

The picture starts off with a l a ugl]. when Ray's sweetheart hears his pro · posal, only to ridicule him before h er fr i0_nds. He swears that h e' ll marry the first W0'11an he meets.-"Wet Paint" .

A NEW COURSE?

How many men, u pon their gradu­t ~ "ll from this school, have the faint­est idea of modern businE:ss account· in~ methods? The answer to this question would probably be revealing and emib arassing.

T(; the writer, this is a condition rl at should not exist in an y school, l east of a ll in the Missouri School of Mines. Obviou31y, it is not the aim of this school to produce mere huma n to ol:-; that nny be used by other me'! t c' accomplish engin eering works, but to ed ucate m :)TI to that point where t lJ ey may some day, after due exper­ience, hol d positions which are more

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LYRIC THEATRE TUESDAY & IWEDNESDA Y

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THURSDAY RICHARD I}3ARTHELMESS

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FRIDAY IRENE RICH

in THE PLEASURE BUYERS

COMING 7TH OCTOBER NORMA TALMADGE

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MATINEE

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY 2:30

BUNCH BARBER SHOP The place to get your Barber

Work Done, if you don 't believe it, Ask Mack. And fo r a Good Shine See H ar old he knows how to put them on.

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Ray wand ers into the wrong house H" succeeds in getting involved in a terrible mess with a beautiful wo man -which is not h elped by the appear:' "ne e' of a much excited husband.­"\Vet P aint"_

o~· hoss executive in nature. Why, t:oerefore, is a subject as important f10m an engineE:ring stand point as Business Aceo'Jnting entirely ignored in our curricula?

Any sugg estions or opinions on t his qlH'Ftion from anybod y on the faculty OJ' in the stud E: nt body would be great­ly 31' pr eciated.

1\'(01'e than fifty Hollywood beauties an' ver y much a part of "Wet Paint." W hile not advE:rtised as a "beauty show," Paramount could easily do tl ils-and get away w ith it.

?J-:c; most exdting ride in the history 01 the screen is contained in "Wet Paint. " It takes place in a car that has no driver.

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C OMPLEX NU MBERS.

Duri ng th e last qu a r ter of a cen­t ury t he u se of comp lex numb er s in solv ing pr oblems in Alterna ting Cur­rent Theor y has r apidly increased. H owever t h e text books are ver y in­complete. Not enou gh time is devote d to t h e explanation of complex num­bers an d as a result t h e s tudent has been ser iously h an dicapp ed. Dr. L. E Woo dman h as offer ed a solu t ion in his bulletin on complex number s whicl. was p ublisl1ed t his past sum­mer It is "An In troduction t o t h e Stu dy of Complex Nu m ber s," and will be great aid to th e stud ent in m as t er­in,g and und e;·standi.ng t h e su bj ect of A lternating Curre nts. It will b e u sed as a text b ook in th e course offered by He Sch oo l of Mi n es. Dr. Wood­man r end ered 2n adm ir ab le Service an d is to be sin cerely con gr atulated upo~ t hi s wQrk .

P I !~A7PA ALPHA f- LED~E DAN CE

Shake t h ose dogs ! This see med to be th e univer sa l theme a t t h e P i Kappa Alph a ple cige da n ce h eld last Saturd2Y nigllt. The Vars ity Ord es­tra presid ed over by B ill Schweick­hardt g ave fort h melody that was ex­ceed in g ly "hot" a nd cont r ibuted gre<.tly t o t he huge su ccess. The pledges h onore d b7 t h e occasio n wer e : R. B Dr aper, H. L. Hi cks, H. F. Kirk­patrick, S. C. Osburn , W . J. Sabo , E. S. H enry.

Tl:e chapter was honored t o have a s cha perones : Mr. a nd Mrs. H. O. McQUEen, Prof. a nd Mrs. M. D. Orten, Prof. and ilIrs. VV. Zuo:-h, Ml·s. Kni cker :.lOck3f an d Mrs . Mann

LAMBDA C HI A LP H A GIVE S P LEDGE DANCE.

A I!)h a Delta Zeta of Lambda Chi Alpha h eld a dan ce im h onor of it s -p ledores on Fr':day, Sept emb er 24 th. Seydler's "all-vars i ty" 'C'orrl egil~ rt;e Or­ch estra fu r n':shed the s tr,a in & of ha r ­m ony and syn copat:cn , \Vlhich wer e dec~aI'c d excep': i on a l b y all w h o at· (en d ed. IChap eron s wer e Dr. and Mr s. W . D. TUl'n er .and Mr. a~1d Mrs. E . D. W illia ms.

As the large ocean ~in er puH ed into ,:ts New York b er t h an immigr a:l t h ung o'Ver t h e r a i1in g watching w ith e;.: g " c eyes th e scen e b efore him. Some engineer 'ng op er ations on t h e adjcI'nin ,~ \·Ih ~. r f ar ou sed 'his I: nter e&t. The n g;n -'er s r.i",d employed 11 di ver , and, as the newcom er stood wa t ching, \ he diver cam e t o th e s uraf ce.

" Blim ey ," h e said, " if I lm d a sui t l ike t ha t I'd w alked over , to o."-Ex.

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Prof. Orten's Bible Class in Eco­n cmics is progressing excellently. A;lcient history seems to be t h e predominating note, with the F risco raiiroad running a close second.

F red Lane has determined to use drastic measures on t he next Fl'esh­lilal. asking for a dozen end points at, the stock room or innocently de­si ring information as to which COl1 -t a ir..er ha s the dilute distill ed water .

For the in formation of those con­cerned, Satchel's new name is Butter Dall. After stayin,;' out of school for a semester, he has returned to us with a brand new haircut a nd sex appeal. He has quit politi cs and now parts h is I'air in t he middle.

Another of our r eturning wanderers i s. Phenocrist, whose re turn is a gr e'a.t delig ht to a ll Sophomore mineral­ogists,

T his s.Emester's enrollmen t is the hrgest in the hi story of M. S. M. j.j l·eady 409 stud ents have r egistered, 111"]'(" than the total number for both SC'mef.ters last year. And more are n i!.;stering daily.

Suggestions for Pete: Throwaway yOUi' quil1 toothpick and use the ~utomat i c one described in Co llege Eun~or.

'J' ~" Sophomores are active in en­f"fc- ' ng Freshm en rules, several wl'Jlildes havi ng been administer e d to , ;~,yward frosh who unhappily trod lI prJn the virgin sod of our campus.

Lee Woods h<. s been readi ng Zan e Crey's novels and is now trying to act the part of the last of t:1e Pla·j nsm-~n.

From He extCi1t of the arsenal which I~e pcsse~ses he must be planning a riot against the whites.

"F.ars" Livingsto n, who poss ess~s

th e distinction of being the only Miner who has ever been swimm in g i!l tl1(; Minn esota River, is now wea r­ing 0 number2d rain hat. He claims to l'avt: used it . in a mine, but E . .?;gl: ea rl Ambler tells another story about Minnesota jug's.

v i<iting hours have been announced

THE MISSOURI l\UNER

at tile new shoe factory and Miners a re expected to take due advantage.

Class electi') llS are over, and there is a dearth of free cigars, wirepull­lng, and handshakll1g. The old "steam­roller" has becn put away for another year.

What d;:l the frosh do to their fd low classm en who fa iled to put in appE:aranc:es in the class fight or shdlghai?

And the Miner football team dai ly Jeol11s up more prominentl y in t he nUdEmt mind. With the organization Df the Miner Band and the rebirth of tr.c· Dynamiters organization, plenty 0" support is promised the Silver and Gold gridiron warriors.

Everyone is getti ng hot for the Mc· Kendree game,-and the t enth fl oor gang is ordering reservations at Lhe Niarq u ette Hotel for the WashingtOll U. game. Reports have it that the right of the Woshi ngton game will find the Min ers equally distributed between Artists and Models at the Sd ubert Rialto, and the Liberty Th e~h·e . .

ALLAY OOP!

QUO VADIS PLEDGES. W E. Broach. R. L . Campbell. E . J. GregJry . Fe S. Dittmer. J R. Jarboe . L. T. Mar iner R . E. Meyel's. B. E. Orchard. G. W. Sack. D W. Smith.

SA TYR PLEDGES. O. W . Morris. N F. T amm. J. R. Jarboe . W . B. Hollows. R. L. Campbell. L. B. Bowman. M. C. Christine. L V. Mueller. N. S. Williams. J. S. Reger.

J . H. Hehmer. A L. McRae. :vr. A. Sharp. E. E. Orchard. E. J. Crum. E. J. Gregory C S. Marvin. R. C. Miller.

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SIGMA NU PLEDGES.

J. M. Hayner, Tulsa, Okla. Don J. Biss3tt, Tulsa Okla. B. M. Davenport, Tulsa, Okla. G. F . Heath, St. Loui s, Mo. Chas. McCaw, Rolla Mo. M. L. Smith, Russeil, Kans. T. E. Palmer, Shreveport, La. C C. Juhre, Rogers Ark. J. A. Shibley, Fcrt Smith, Ark. Lon K. Snyder, Rolla, Mo. W . L. Brady, Hannibal, Mo. Jules Walker, Tulsa, Okla. William Stump, Tulsa, Okla.

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l11~r. put on his most sed uctive smile

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hi s table in the hotel dining room t.o

g' ,:! t, his order, and remarked:

"Nice day, little one."

"Yes, it is," she replied. "And so

Wt','; yesterday, and my name is Ella,

a ,lcl I know I'm a pretty girl an d have

It" ely blue eyes, and I've been here qnite a while, and I like the place, 8Ed don't think I'm too nice a gi rls to bc- work ing here. My wages are sa tis­:factory and I don't t hink there's a !' l: ow in town tonight, and if there was I v.ouldn 't go with you. I'm from the (oentry and I'm a r espectable girl, and my brother is the cook in this hlltel and he was a college footb all r- layel' and weighs t hree hundred pounds; last week he pretty nearl y ru;ned a $25-a-week traveli ng m an

,who tried to make a date with me; :lOW, what'll you have-roast beef, J'" air. r.ork, I rish stew, hamburger "1'

fried liver?"

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