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Diesel SweetiesPocket Sweeties Volume One
by r stevens
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Diesel Sweeties has taught me that
my uptight, strapped in, repressed
existence was the Wrong Way to go
about Things. R Stevens isn't afraid
for his characters to deliver dialoguefrom atop the potty or behind a post-
coital cigarette. The unreal veneer of
pixels allows him to slip a plethora of
icky moments under our radar.
Of course, you catch him at it, and he
plays dumb, delivering a string of
nice-as-pie comics about kittens. Or
a sequence of comics built around
almost pointillist wordplay.
He's wily.
This collection showcases his wiliest
moves to date.
John Allison
Author of scarygoround.com
Manchester, England
June 2003
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This a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either
the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously with permission.
All comics are copyright 2000-2003 Richard Stevens 3.
These comics first appeared on dieselsweeties.com
Contact R Stevens via email: [email protected]
Halloween costume likenesses are copyright their respective publishers.
No claim of ownership is made regarding those costumes and the characters
they represent.
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Maura Glee used to work in adult films and retired
the moment she had enough cash to retire in style.
She didn’t date for about three years. Boys stopped
being appealing to her and girls just didn’t work out.
She’s now very much in love with Clango anddoesn’t really care what anybody else thinks.
Clango Cyclotron is a robot. He’s also one of the
last nice guys left. He's as red-blooded male as arobot can be and is crazy for Maura. At least when
he isn’t perplexed by her irrational hu-man behavior.
Indie Rock Pete makes an art out of being a poseur.
He really likes lots of bands “until they sell out andhave a song on the radio.” (Editor’s note: When this
book was written, people still listened to the radio.)
Lil’ Sis is Maura’s promiscuous younger sister. She’salso a lot smarter than most people think. She
doesn’t approve of Maura and Clango, but tolerates
the situation as long as Maura is happy.
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Metal Steve is the natural enemy of Indie Rock Pete.
Steve hates what he sees as the poseur-iffic nature of
Indie and Pete hates anyone who purports to rock
more than he does. Metal Steve is saving himself for
marriage, which probably makes him the most Metalmetalhead ever.
Collin “Doc” Cunningham is Clango’s therapist and
chiropractor. He has been doing general maintenanceon our hero since his original date of manufacture.
He tries to be a good doctor, but doesn’t always have
a lot of sympathy for Clango’s inability to understand
basic human interaction.
Red Robot #C-63 is the sworn enemy of all hu-mans.
He’s also the world’s first hypocritical robot. He origi-
nally hails from Sam Brown’s Explodingdog.com.
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