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It’s All About Where You Live! May 9, 2012 [email protected] See inside … • Community........................ B-3 • Obituaries ................... B-4 & B-5 • Public Record ...................... B-5 • Religion ........................... B-6 News Journal eople P Bena Mae’s Kitchen Dear Abby Once known as the most popular syndicat- ed column in the country and written by Ab- igail Van Buren, we no longer have anything close to its popularity. We have lost this se- rious and sometimes amusing column that was once a part of our reading pleasure and now belongs to the ages. And we are the les- sor for it. But if Abby were still around today I have a couple of questions I would like to put to her. Question number 1: Dear Abby, How can I tell my friend that she is over- doing the eau de Cologne? When I pick her up to go somewhere, I am overcome with the strong smell of her favorite fragrance that lingers in the car for days. When I get home, I have to take a shower and wash my hair in order to get rid of the sickly sweet, cloying as- sault on the nostrils? Do I need to wear a gas mask or do I just tell her, “less is more?” Question number two: Dear Abby, I have a friend who never listens to a word I say. Instead of paying attention to what I’m saying, she is constantly interrupting and finishing my sentences for me. I try to tell her in a nice way that she is not interpreting what I mean, but she doesn’t hear me. She is only interested in what she is saying. Do I tell her to put a sock in it or just duct-tape her mouth? BUT EVEN ABBY DID NOT HAVE AN AN- SWER TO THESE QUESTIONS: Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober. Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carry- ing is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss mon- ey with him. Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doc- tor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? AND NOW MY FAVORITE: My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Your family will love this! Broccoli-Cheese Pie 1 9-inch prepared pie crust 1 10-ounce package frozen broccoli florets, thawed 1 small garlic clove 3 large eggs 1 1/3 cups whole milk 1/8 teaspoon grated nutmeg 1 cup extra sharp Cheddar (orange or yel- low), coarsely grated (2 oz) Place a foil lined baking sheet in the middle of the oven and preheat to 375F. Drain broccoli in a colander and pat very dry. Mince and mash garlic to a paste with a pinch of salt. Whisk together garlic paste, eggs, milk, nutmeg, and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Pour filling into pie shell and add broccoli, then sprinkle with cheese. Bake until cus- tard is just set, 45 to 50 minutes. Cool on a rack 15 minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature. Bena Mae Seivers Simple Pleasures Sasko - Hinkle Chris Sasko would like to announce the engagement and upcoming marriage of his daughter, Megan Elizabeth Sasko, 2012 graduate of the University of the Cumberlands, to William Owen Hinkle, student at Somerset Community College, grandson of Oscar and the late Sylvia Hinkle, on Friday, May 11, 2012 at Riverside Church of God in Williamsburg, Ky. A reception will follow at the Williamsburg Civic Center. Friends and family are welcome to attend. 69th Annual May Day Festival The 69th Annual May Day Festival was held Friday, May 4 at The Arena at 7:30 p.m. The theme for this year’s fes- tival was “Totally Awesome ‘80s”. The May Day Festival is sponsored by the GFWC, Kentucky, Ossoli Club of Corbin. Proceeds from the festival support worthwhile causes throughout the year. At left, Callie Elizabeth Quillen and Whitley Ella Hurst were crowned 2012 May Queen and Tiny queen during the festival. Below left, Quillen is crowned by Corbin Mayor Willard McBurney along with 2011 May Queen Cassidy Phipps. Quillen is the daughter of Jodie Quillen and Danny and Mellisa Quillen. Below right, Hurst is crowned by 2011 Tiny Queen Caroline Steely. Hurst is the daughter of Jason and Crystal Hurst. More photos of the May Day Festival are availabe for viewing at www. katseye.net. Photos by KAT’S EYE PHOTOGRAPHY

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Page 1: Dear Abby - University of Kentuckynyx.uky.edu/dips/xt7zkh0dw70x/data/13_70224_NewsJournal5_9_13.… · daughter, Megan Elizabeth Sasko, 2012 graduate of the University of the Cumberlands,

It’s All About Where You Live!

May 9, 2012

[email protected]

See inside …

• Community. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B-3

• Obituaries. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B-4 & B-5

• Public Record. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B-5

• Religion. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B-6

News Journal

eopleNews JournalNews Journal

eopleeoplePBena Mae’s Kitchen

Dear AbbyOnce known as the most popular syndicat-

ed column in the country and written by Ab-igail Van Buren, we no longer have anything close to its popularity. We have lost this se-rious and sometimes amusing column that was once a part of our reading pleasure and now belongs to the ages. And we are the les-sor for it.

But if Abby were still around today I have a couple of questions I would like to put to her.

Question number 1:Dear Abby,How can I tell my friend that she is over-

doing the eau de Cologne? When I pick her up to go somewhere, I am overcome with the strong smell of her favorite fragrance that lingers in the car for days. When I get home, I have to take a shower and wash my hair in order to get rid of the sickly sweet, cloying as-sault on the nostrils? Do I need to wear a gas mask or do I just tell her, “less is more?”

Question number two:Dear Abby,I have a friend who never listens to a word

I say. Instead of paying attention to what I’m saying, she is constantly interrupting and finishing my sentences for me. I try to tell her in a nice way that she is not interpreting what I mean, but she doesn’t hear me. She is only interested in what she is saying. Do I tell her to put a sock in it or just duct-tape her mouth?

BUT EVEN ABBY DID NOT HAVE AN AN-SWER TO THESE QUESTIONS:

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months

and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity,

Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?Dear Abby,I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so

much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carry-ing is his.

Dear Abby,I am a twenty-three year old liberated

woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss mon-ey with him.

Dear Abby,I’ve suspected that my husband has been

fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,My mother is mean and short tempered. I

think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had

lost all interest in sex to send him to a doc-tor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

AND NOW MY FAVORITE:My forty year old son has been paying a

psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Your family will love this!

Broccoli-Cheese Pie

1 9-inch prepared pie crust1 10-ounce package frozen broccoli florets,

thawed1 small garlic clove3 large eggs1 1/3 cups whole milk1/8 teaspoon grated nutmeg1 cup extra sharp Cheddar (orange or yel-

low), coarsely grated (2 ∏ oz)

Place a foil lined baking sheet in the middle of the oven and preheat to 375F.

Drain broccoli in a colander and pat very dry.

Mince and mash garlic to a paste with a pinch of salt.

Whisk together garlic paste, eggs, milk, nutmeg, and 1/4 teaspoon salt.

Pour filling into pie shell and add broccoli, then sprinkle with cheese. Bake until cus-tard is just set, 45 to 50 minutes. Cool on a rack 15 minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature.

Bena MaeSeivers

Simple Pleasures

Sasko - HinkleChr is Sasko would l ike to announce the

engagement and upcoming marriage of his daughter, Megan Elizabeth Sasko, 2012 graduate of the University of the Cumberlands, to William Owen Hinkle, student at Somerset Community College, grandson of Oscar and the late Sylvia Hinkle, on Friday, May 11, 2012 at Riverside Church of God in Williamsburg, Ky.

A reception will follow at the Williamsburg Civic Center.

Friends and family are welcome to attend.

69th Annual May Day Festival

The 69th Annual May Day Festival was held Friday, May 4 at The Arena at 7:30 p.m. The theme for this year’s fes-tival was “Totally Awesome ‘80s”. The May Day Festival is sponsored by the GFWC, Kentucky, Ossoli Club of Corbin. Proceeds from the festival support worthwhile causes throughout the year.At left, Call ie Elizabeth Quillen and Whitley Ella Hurst were crowned 2012 May Queen and Tiny queen during the festival. Below left, Quillen is crowned by Corbin Mayor Willard McBurney along with 2011 May Queen Cassidy Phipps. Quillen is the daughter of Jodie Quillen and Danny and Mell isa Quillen. Below right, Hurst is crowned by 2011 Tiny Queen Caroline Steely. Hurst is the daughter of Jason and Crystal Hurst. More photos of the May Day Festival are availabe for viewing at www.katseye.net.

Photos by KAT’S EYE

PHOTOGRAPHY