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SUNDAY 2 / LIFE ATTACH YOURSELF TO STRINGS IN CORK Some of our finest young musicians will be at the Ortús Chamber Music Festival, starting on Friday. The three-day event kicks off at the Mall Arts Centre in Youghal, where composer Sam Perkin will debut Pause, commemorating the 1916 Rising. Saturday’s concert at University College Cork features Bach and Mozart while Sunday’s at the Sirius Arts Centre in Cobh includes Tchaikovsky and Beethoven. ortusfestival.ie Cable guy dramas made me a livewire before college years THIS WEEK WHY NOT IN ANOTHER LIFE W hen I left school, I went to work as a trainee with [the hotel chain] Jurys in Sligo. My father had a grocery store in Stepaside, but he took ill and couldn’t work, so I had to give up my training, come back to Dublin and work in the shop. I was there for two years. We sold the store in February 1974 and I wanted to go back to the hotel business, so I got a place in Cathal Brugha Street. It meant I would go back to college in the September but I had nothing to do from February until then. I saw an ad and went for an interview at a company called Marlin Communal Aerials. I got the job. In those days there was no cable television in Dublin; everyone had their own aerial. This Canadian company arrived and decided it would put cable along everyone’s house, supplying the English channels everyone wanted. They would put up a huge aerial — don’t ask me where — and the feed would be put out through the wire. The job was calling at houses whose residents had refused to let the wire go on their property. If the No 2 house of 600 on an estate said no, you couldn’t get to the other 599, and that was where the money was. The person would be sent to negotiate with house No 2 to see if the resident would let us put the cable through their property. I trained with a lad in Malahide. He was terrified of people, so we would go to the Grand hotel and have two pints, and then go to Gibney’s pub and have two more, before he would even go talking to anybody. He was so bad at talking to people, and I thought: “Oh, there’s a much better way to do this.” The company policy was to get your wire on as many houses as possible. It was unregulated at that time, so you could go anywhere. The company knew that it was going to be regulated by law, which did come in later, but wherever your cable was on the day it became regulated, you could leave it there. So the plan was “get the wires everywhere, quickly”. I ended up in Deansgrange and Stradbrook Road — that was my area. On the Monday morning the company would give me 12 or 14 cases to deal with. I was well able to chat, and when I looked at a garden I would know hydrangeas, roses and ivy — all the different plants. I was only 19. I would arrive at your house, sit down and say: “We need to get this wire by your house because the lady up the road in No 11 is housebound and she loves the television, and if we don’t get it by your house she’ll never get the television.” So I put guilt on the people to make sure they allowed it. The 12 or so cases would be my week’s work, but I would finish them by noon on the Tuesday, no trouble. I’d just get on with it — I wasn’t going to the pub for four pints. There were cases that were severe, when the fella would nearly take a shotgun to you to get out of the way. I would be sent on those “special cases”, Hotelier and At Your Service star Francis Brennan thrived in his role selling television connections in Dublin during the 1970s — and even found the time to work as a waiter There were cases that were severe, when the fella would nearly take a shotgun to you to get out of the way CONTENTS LIFE MAKING IT IN TINSELTOWN Vicki Notaro meets the Irish people forging a career in the LA film industry P6 FOOD LOVE SHACK Meet Cedric Bottarlini, a half-Spanish half-Italian chef who takes Valentine’s Day very seriously indeed P12 ERNIE WHALLEY This week he reviews Vietnamese restaurant Hanoi Hanoi on Dublin’s trendy Capel Street P14 TRAVEL BEST OF GREECE Beautiful beaches, traditional tavernas and the best island escapes P17 THE BIG WEEKEND: BRUSSELS Rebecca Myers discovers the Belgian capital is more party than politics P23 INGEAR ULTIMATE ROAD TRIP Graeme Lennox meets the Irish team taking part in the Mongol rally, a charity race that starts here and ends in Ulan Ude P31 Cover photograph by Declan Doherty

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Page 1: Cover CONTENTS Cable guy dramas made me a livewire before

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ATTACH YOURSELF TOSTRINGS IN CORK

Some of our finest youngmusicians will be at theOrtús Chamber MusicFestival, starting on Friday.The three-day event kicksoff at the Mall Arts Centre inYoughal, where composerSam Perkin will debut Pause,commemorating the 1916Rising. Saturday’s concert atUniversity College Corkfeatures Bach and Mozartwhile Sunday’s at the SiriusArts Centre in Cobh includesTchaikovsky and Beethoven.ortusfestival.ie

Cable guy dramasmade me a livewirebefore college years

TH IS WEEKWHY NOT

I N A N O T H E R L I F E

When I left school, I wentto work as a trainee with [the hotelchain] Jurys in Sligo. My father had agrocery store in Stepaside, but he took illand couldn’t work, so I had to give up mytraining, come back to Dublin and workin the shop.I was there for two years. We sold the

store in February 1974 and I wanted to goback to the hotel business, so I got aplace in Cathal Brugha Street. It meantI would go back to college in theSeptember but I had nothing to do fromFebruary until then.I saw an ad and went for an interview

at a company called Marlin CommunalAerials. I got the job. In those days therewas no cable television in Dublin;everyone had their own aerial. ThisCanadian company arrived and decided itwould put cable along everyone’s house,supplying the English channels everyonewanted. They would put up a huge aerial— don’t ask me where — and the feedwould be put out through the wire.

The job was calling at houses whoseresidents had refused to let the wire goon their property. If the No 2 house of600 on an estate said no, you couldn’t getto the other 599, and that was where themoney was. The person would be sent tonegotiate with house No 2 to see ifthe resident would let us put the cablethrough their property.I trained with a lad in Malahide. He

was terrified of people, so we would go tothe Grand hotel and have two pints, andthen go to Gibney’s pub and have twomore, before he would even go talking toanybody. He was so bad at talking topeople, and I thought: “Oh, there’s amuch better way to do this.”The company policy was to get your

wire on as many houses as possible.It was unregulated at that time, soyou could go anywhere. The company

knew that it was going to be regulated bylaw, which did come in later, butwherever your cable was on the day itbecame regulated, you could leave itthere. So the plan was “get the wireseverywhere, quickly”.I ended up in Deansgrange and

Stradbrook Road — that was my area.On the Monday morning the companywould give me 12 or 14 cases to dealwith. I was well able to chat, and when Ilooked at a garden I would knowhydrangeas, roses and ivy — all thedifferent plants. I was only 19.I would arrive at your house, sit down

and say: “We need to get this wire byyour house because the lady up the roadin No 11 is housebound and she loves thetelevision, and if we don’t get it by yourhouse she’ll never get the television.” SoI put guilt on the people to make surethey allowed it.The 12 or so cases would be my week’s

work, but I would finish them by noonon the Tuesday, no trouble. I’d just get onwith it — I wasn’t going to the pub forfour pints.There were cases that were severe,

when the fella would nearly take ashotgun to you to get out of the way. Iwould be sent on those “special cases”,

Hotelier and At Your Service star Francis Brennan thrived in his role selling televisionconnections in Dublin during the 1970s — and even found the time to work as a waiter

There were cases that weresevere, when the fella wouldnearly take a shotgun to youto get out of the way

CONTENTSL I F EM A K I N G I T I NT I N S E L T O W NVicki Notaro meets the Irish peopleforging a career in the LA film industryP6

F O O DL O V E S H A C KMeet Cedric Bottarlini, a half-Spanishhalf-Italian chef who takes Valentine’sDay very seriously indeedP12

E R N I EW H A L L E YThis week he reviews Vietnameserestaurant Hanoi Hanoi on Dublin’strendy Capel StreetP14

T R A V E LB E S T O FG R E E C E

Beautiful beaches, traditional tavernasand the best island escapesP17

T H E B I GW E E K E N D :B R U S S E L SRebecca Myers discovers the Belgiancapital is more party than politicsP23

I N G E A RU L T I M A T ER O A D T R I PGraeme Lennox meets the Irishteam taking part in the Mongolrally, a charity race that startshere and endsin Ulan UdeP31

CoverphotographbyDeclan

Doherty

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All in a day’s workBrennan had a job atDublin’s Step inn,below, while at Marlin

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which could be anywhere in Dublin, andI had difficult ones. But I would explainthat the wire would go underneath yourhedge, over your pergola and around theback of your extension, and I could giveyou free service for a year — I could giveit to you for life, actually, but I wouldnever say that at the start.We had to negotiate getting the wire

across all these gardens and around thebushes. I did well and never had a failure.The Marlin job was full-time but I got

a second job, at the Step inn. It wasDublin’s first pub with food, I wouldsay, and I worked there as a waiter.I loved it. I ran two jobs because I had thetime to. However, I left Marlin eventuallybecause I just wasn’t comfortable doingthe work anymore.To this day, at the back entrance to

University College Dublin, off theClonskeagh Road, there are five houses ina circle without piped television, and Itold them they would get it 42 years ago.To bring a wire to an island of five houseswould require digging roads, and theywere never going to do that. They wouldsay to me: “Tell those people they willhave it on Tuesday,” but they still haven’tgot it today. I hated that.I did fine out of it, though, and

interrailed in Europe for the whole ofAugust on the money I had earned. Iwent to college in the September, and therest is history. I still keep my head downin Clonskeagh as I pass those five houses.

Francis Brennan presents At Your Serviceon RTE 1 on Sundays, 8.30pm

Interview by Yvonne Gordon

BECOME PART OF THE BEATGENERATION IN KILLARNEY

Learn to play the bodhran likea pro or make a song anddance of things at theGathering traditional festival inKillarney. The event, startingon Wednesday, has five daysof concerts, culture and craic.A céilí takes place each nightand instrument masterclasseswill be at the Gleneagle hotelon Saturday. INEC concertsfeature We Banjo 3, DeirdreGranville and BrendanMcCreanor. Passes cost €50and individual tickets are€10-€30. thegathering.ie

BLIND YOURSELF WITHSCIENCE IN BELFAST

Get to work in the NerveCentre, left, or take a celestialvoyage among the stars atthe NI Science Festival inBelfast, starting on Thursday.Visitors can see the latesttechnology and find out whatthe future holds through talksand lectures. Einstein’s theoryof relativity will be debated,while children’s events includediscovering the science behindStar Wars and Doctor Who.The festival has more than100 events and runs for 11days. nisciencefestival.com

LET THE CREDITS ROLLAMONG STARS IN DUBLIN

The Audi Dublin InternationalFilm Festival opens onThursday with theEuropean premiere ofJohn Carney’s SingStreet, left. MichaelCollins will be screenedat the Savoy cinema onSaturday to mark thefilm’s 20th anniversary.About 400 of the cast are

invited, and director NeilJordan hosts a Q&A. On

Sunday Angela Lansburydiscuss her career, at the BordGais Energy Theatre. diff.ie