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7/28/2019 Community Spec: "Clock Hour Requirements for Psychology Certification"

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Clock Hour Requirements for Psychology

Certification

Written byJason Hunter


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COLD OPEN

INT. HISTORY CLASS - DAY

We join a lecture in progress with PROFESSOR CORNWALLIS.

The study group and other students seem engaged.

Superimposed over the image is 9:03 A.M.

PROF

-and Calvin Crocodile Coolidge, as he

was known at the time, flaked on the

bet; therefore forever immortalizing

the term being a croc.

CLASS

(together, interested)

Ohh!

PROF

So. Your next assignment, due tomorrow-

CLASS

(together, disappointed)

Ohh

PROF

-will be to tell the class about some

lesser known facts of a president of

your choosing. You will team up ingroups of two-

(the study groups hands go up)

-or in your very codependent case,

seven.

The study group smile in self satisfaction, as their

classmates roll their eyes.

PROF (CONTD)

Most importantly visual aids are

required and it will count for 10% ofyour grade. Class dismissed.

Everyone starts to shuffle out of class.

INT. STUDY ROOM - DAY


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Annie, BRITTA, TROY, ABED, SHIRLEY and PIERCE begin filing

into the study room to make their way to their normal

seats. JEFF can be seen slowly following his friends while

texting. Superimposed over the image is 9:09A.M.

ANNIE

So, who should our president be?

TROY

Jimmy Carter. Dudes a badass. Did you

know he invented the peanut?

PIERCE

Troy Fredrick Douglas invented the

peanut. Jimmy Carter invented drug

trafficking.

BRITTA

How about Gerald Ford?

Everyone groans. The group is now seated.

PIERCE

Hes the Britta of presidents.

BRITTA

Pierce!

SHIRLEY(course correcting)

Meaning hes the best.

BRITTA

Oh! Ok, Pierce and I are in.

(Pierce cuts Shirley a mean look)

Anyone else? Abed?

ABED

No, hes the Britta of presidents.

(Britta smiles hopefully)Meaning hes the worst.

(her smile fades)

ANNIE

Britta, why do you like Gerald Ford?

BRITTA


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Duh doy! Gay marriage?

ABED

Ford was a republican.

BRITTA

(perplexed)

Then who am I thinking of?

ABED

I think we should seriously consider

doing a Lincoln parody. Jeff would make

a great Daniel Day Lewis.

The group turns to Jeff, who has been texting and not

paying attention. He looks up, realizing hes now the

center of attention.

JEFF

I could go for a soy milkshake.

The group looks confused and annoyed.

JEFF

Ok what were we talking about?

SHIRLEY

We were just trying to choose a

president to do for our presentation.

JEFF

Well in that case, it doesnt matter.

All presidents are the same, pointless.

BRITTA

Amen!

ANNIE

Figures. Do you ever get tired of being

the smarmy pessimist of the group?

JEFF

Smarmy?

Annie shrugs, satisfied with herself.

JEFF


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Your misuse of adjectives aside, this

is one subject Im an expert in. Every

president in history has been a rich

scam artist whos known how to say what

people want to hear just enough to get

elected and then bam; its an easy

street paved with book deals and Golden

Globe appearances.

PIERCE

(said like amen)

Obama!

The group stares down Pierce.

PIERCE

What?? It was fine when Britta said it!

ANNIE

(to Jeff)

Well in those terms, I guess that makes

you the president of this group.

TROY

OH! Someone just got burned like a

Jimmy Carter peanut!

Now the group looks in confusion at Troy. Troy leans

towards Abed, yet whispers loud enough for everyone else tohear him.

TROY

I only know like three presidents.

JEFF

You guys are missing the point. Its a

presentation on lesser known facts of

scam artists. And if theres one thing

I know its scam artists. So Ill just

get up there and toss around somerandom facts that could apply to any

president slash lawyer, Winger it up,

and Bam, A plus.

ANNIE

Well thats ironic. Scamming a teacher

about scammers?


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PIERCE

(half a beat late)

I get it! Its a paradox!

Pierce looks to Abed for confirmation, but Abed shakes his

head. The character Paradox can be seen walking by in the

far background behind Pierce, but the show does not draw

attention to it.

BRITTA

Shes got a point. For someone trying

desperately to convince us hes New

Jeff, it sounds like you would handle

this situation much like Old Jeff. You

know, regression is the first sign of

addiction.

JEFF

No, thats the definition of addiction,

Dr. Katz.

Annie and Shirley share a confused glance, being both too

young and out of touch to get the pun.

JEFF

Look, I am New Jeff. But its not an

overnight transformation. There may be

some lingering traits of Old Jeff, andthis is one of them we can actually

use.

Shirley

(in realization to Annie)

Because she likes cats!

They share a moment of joy, thinking they have cracked the

pun.

JEFFWhy are you guys fighting this?

ANNIE

Because OLD Jeff, maybe the rest of us

dont feel like coasting through life,

scamming people to get ahead.

(suddenly and proudly)


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The Winger way!

TROY

Dang! That was a Jimmy-

Jeff cuts a look across the table, cutting Troy off. Troy

bows his head in embarrassment.

JEFF

Fine. You guys work hard and earn a

B, and Ill do my own project and

Wing it.

(looks to Troy, who shrugs)

Really?

ANNIE

Fine with us. Ive already got some

great ideas. Well work hard and still

be done with time to spare. Abed, we

could even do a Lincoln quote. That

would be kinda meta, right?

Abed nods, now interested in the project.

PIERCE

NowI get it! Its meta.

Abed contemplates it and gives Pierce a half obliging look

of confirmation.

PIERCE

(excited)

Eat it, Andy Kaufman.

END OF COLD OPEN


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ACT ONE

INT. STUDY ROOM DAY

The group (sans Troy and Jeff), stand around the diorama

from Paradigms of Human Memory, instead this time its sans

Jeff and features the rest of the dolls dressed in Civil

War attire. 1:13 P.M. is superimposed.

ANNIE

You guys! This is coming out great!

SHIRLEY

Yes. Who knew recycling could be so

academic?

BRITTA

(disappointed)

I did last year, when I invited you to

that global warming seminar.

Troy enters, holding an old looking suit and top hat. He

hands them to Abed. Abed puts the hat on and sets the suit

to the side.

ANNIE

Troy! What took you so long?

TROYSorry. I got locked in the theater

department. I had to wait for the Dean

to come pick an outfit for pizza day.

ABED

Were having pizza today?

ANNIE

Okay. So after we all state our facts,

Shirley will hand out Lincolns

favorite cookie-

Shirley raises a tray of the plainest looking cookies ever

on a Shirleys Sandwiches platter.

SHIRLEY

(pleased)

White.


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ANNIE

- and then Abed will close with a quote

from the Lincoln movie. Just to add

some flash.

ABED

(done in his best Lincoln voice)

It should be noted, in the midst of our

sorrow, this death takes place in the

shadow of new life-

JEFF (O.S.)

Thats Wrath of Khan.

The gang all yelp in surprise. WHIP PAN to reveal Jeff

sitting at the otherstudy table.

JEFF

Abed, have you seen Lincoln?

ABED

Not entirely.

ANNIE

Jeff! What are you-

(in realization)

Uh, Abed!

(back to Jeff)What are you doing here? Its not

enough to mess up your own project, now

youre trying to mess up ours?

JEFF

(defensive)

Unlike the rest of you, Im studying

for a class you actually need a

textbook for.

PIERCENot gonna snake your way through that

one, Scamela Anderson?

Everyone laughs at Jeffs expense, and Pierce delights in a

high five with Annie.

JEFF


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What in the Freaky Friday is happening?

BRITTA

Jeff, its clearwhats happening.

Youre so addicted to the thought of

being a sarcastic knob, your body is

actually rejecting the notion of New

Jeff.

SHIRLEY

Like a body rejecting a heart

transplant?

BRITTA

Exactly like that!

(back to Jeff)

And its subconsciously manifesting in

you sticking around to make snarky

comments at your friends expense to

ruin their project. The symptoms are

getting worse.

JEFF

(in retort)

Or maybe Ive been sitting here for

literally three hours, and you guys

walked in on my study session. Not the

other way around.

BRITTA

Okay Shyamalan. But heres a twist for

you! The doctor is in, and Im gonna

get to the root of these Signs.

JEFF

(sarcastic)

You mean it! Well in that case

Jeff gets up, grabs his books, and pushes past Britta to

walk out of the study room.

TROY

I cannot tell a lie, that guys a drag.

(to Abed)

Thanks buddy.

Troy and Abed do their handshake.


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ANNIE

Well, I guess we still need a closer.

Movie night? Movie night? Movie night?

INT. GREENDALE HALLWAY

Jeff walks through the hall in annoyance. 2:30 P.M. is

superimposed. He passes by the Deans office, which seems

to cause the door to fly open. The Dean pops out in the

midst of a costume change. Hes dressed in a skimpy pizza

boy outfit.

DEAN

Jeffrey! There you are!

Jeff spins around.

JEFF

(surprise)

What the Corporal Klinger?

DEAN

Oh!

(summoning enthusiasm)

Special Dean-livery! Its pizza- forget

it. I read your email.

JEFFUgh. Id be upset, but at this point I

really should have just closed that

account.

DEAN

(evasive)

I wouldnt worry about it.

Jeff shakes his head and turns to leave but the Dean grabs

his shoulder.

DEAN

I read the email from Alan.

Jeff closes his eyes in anticipation of the lesson hes

about to receive.

DEAN


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You cant go back to work there! Its

not who you are anymore. You have to

resist the addiction.

JEFF

Have you been talking to Britta?

DEAN

Im following her prognosis at #DrCats.

JEFF

Shes using that??

DEAN

Youre New Jeff now-

JEFF

Why does everyone insist on telling me

how to evolve? Im not reverting back

to my old self! No one has anything to

worry about, and Im not addicted to

anything

(admittedly)

but binging on episodes of Cougartown.

DEAN

Oh, you watch that to?

JEFFIt doesnt matter, and that doesnt

leave this hallway! Whats important is

why you think I need you to remind me

that the guy screwed me over, and

essentially fired me for being morally

upstanding?

DEAN

The new car he had delivered here, for

one

JEFF

Right, so the next time-

(curious)

What new car?

The Dean sheepishly hands Jeff car keys. Jeffs eyes go

wide.


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INT. STUDY ROOM

Troy and Abed stand in front of their friends who are

sitting on the study room couches. Abeds laptop is set up

to play Lincoln.

TROY

Rules for movie night.

PIERCE

Its 3pm. And why are there rules?

3:00 P.M. becomes superimposed after Pierce reveals the

time.

ABED

First rule of movie night, dont talk

about movie night.

PIERCE

(to girls)

When does this stop being cute?

Britta and Annie shush Pierce.

TROY

Rule two, only snack foods are

permitted.

Shirley rolls her eyes and looks at a tray of Shirleys

Sandwiches she brought.

ABED

And most importantly, rule three. No

bathroom breaks or interruptions of any

kind. Otherwise enjoy.

Troy and Abed take a seat on the floor. Annie starts the

movie.

PIERCE

Rule four, come out to your parents on

Thanksgiving.

This time everyone shushes Pierce.


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EXT. GREENDALE PARKING LOT DAY

3:10 P.M. is superimposed as the Dean, now dressed as

himself, leads Jeff to a specific parking space. Jeffs

eyes go even wider, before we reveal a sky blue Mercedes

SLK.

JEFF

(slightly concerned)

Remind me how to evolve again.

END OF ACT ONE


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ACT TWO

INT. CAFETERIA - DAY

Jeff sits at a table, nervously playing with the keys to

the Mercedes, and staring at Alan's name in his phone

contacts. 7:13 P.M. is superimposed. He looks very

disheveled and exhausted. The rest of the study group (sans

Abed) walk up with their pizza and begin to sit.

ANNIE

That was horrible. How do you mess up

renting a movie?

SHIRLEY

I told you we should have gone to

Blockbuster.

ANNIE

And I told you those dont exist

anymore.

TROY

Look. I typed Lincoln into Redbox and

it was the first thing that popped up.

BRITTA

Yeah, but I don't think we're gonna geta usable quote from Abe Lincoln Vampire

Hunter.

SHIRLEY

Does anyone else feel like getting

quotes from a movie at all is cheating?

ANNIE

We just need a closer that's got some

flash. We did the actual legwork on the

rest of the project, so it isn't reallycheating. We're not Winging it at any

rate.

Everyone laughs but Jeff who doesn't seem to be paying

attention. Now everyone begins to notice how disheveled

Jeff looks.


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ANNIE

Jeff?

TROY

He looks like a Ke$ha song sounds.

Jeff suddenly snaps out of it.

JEFF

(blurting)

Nice, how about a reference from 2012,

Aaron Dorkin? Or do you not have enough

room to cram anything else into that

internet message board you call a

brain?

Everyone looks shocked, even Jeff, who seems to not believe

the words came out of his own mouth.

TROY

Dude!

JEFF

I am so sorry, I don't know what

happened. I gotta get going.

Jeff leaves, and Britta starts comforting Troy.

BRITTAIt's just the addiction talking, he

didn't mean it.

(to everyone)

He's getting worse you guys! We have to

do something. Intervention? Inter-

PIERCE

He probably just needs some alone time.

Most likely from you.

(Britta's mouth pops open)

ANNIE

Pierce is probably right.

(Britta's mouth pops open wider)

We did kick him off the project. He's

probably just upset.

SHIRLEY


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He does look like a mess.

Abed walks up holding a Redbox DVD.

ABED

I got it.

Everyone cheers but Troy.

TROY

(forcing it)

Yeah, no vampires. Hooray.

INT. JEFF'S MERCEDES - NIGHT

8:45 P.M. Jeff sits in the drivers side, smiling at

freshman girls that walk by. The Dean pops his head into

the passenger side window.

DEAN

What are you doing?!

JEFF

(yells)

'The hell??

The Dean gets in.

DEANWhy haven't you given this car back

yet? Don't tell me you're seriously

considering this!

JEFF

What if I am? Ive got it all figured

out. I can just take the job, get the

car, and then I can quit anytime I

want.

DEANOh Jeffrey... I think you need

professional help. But its pretty

short notice so let me see if Britta's

available.

The Dean starts to dial Britta, but Jeff slaps the phone

out of his hand and into the backseat.


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CHANG (O.S.)

Ow!

The Dean yells as CHANG sits up in the backseat.

DEAN

What is he doing here??

JEFF

Were going to a club.

Chang starts giving Jeff a shoulder rub, and Jeff doesn't

seem to mind in the least.

CHANG

Dont listen to him, bestie.

DEAN

This is ridiculous. Look at yourself!

The Dean turns the rearview mirror so Jeff can see Chang

behind him. Jeff notices the ick factor.

JEFF

Ugh

(to Chang)

Get out.

CHANG

(to Dean)

This was the best thing thats happened

to me since my Changnesia and you

ruined it!

Chang gets out and runs away. Jeff looks in the mirror and

sees how disheveled he looks. He sighs and starts the car.

DEAN

What are you doing now?

JEFF

Theres someone I need to talk to.

DEAN

Oh goodie, road trip.


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The Dean pulls out a CD and puts it in. He and Jeff share

some uncomfortable eye contact as Gravity comes on. Jeff

cuts it off.

JEFF

Nope.

INT. STUDY ROOM NIGHT

10:00 P.M. The study group are sitting around the laptop.

We join mid movie.

ANNIE

Abed, this is The Lincoln Lawyer.

ABED

It was the second thing that popped up

when I typed Lincoln into Redbox.

TROY

So no vampires orcorsets?

Britta grabs the remote and cuts the movie off.

TROY

Or any movie apparently.

BRITTA

You guys, Im worried about Jeff. Hehasnt returned any of my texts since

dinner.

ANNIE

Im sure its nothing. I know we gave

him a hard time, but its not like hes

off picking up coeds at American

Apparel.

BRITTA

I dont know, I think he may be goingthrough something traumatic. Hes

trying too hard not to be Old Jeff. In

psychiatry we call it-

ANNIE

Britta no offense, but you are not a

psychiatrist. Youre barely a psych


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major. Jeff just needs some time to

cool down because we teased him too

hard.

BRITTA

(offended)

Really? Because I thought if there was

anyone here who would understand what

its like to fight addiction it would

be you.

ANNIE

How dare you!

BRITTA

How do you spell that? D.A.R.E.?

SHIRLEY

Okay! How about we call it a night and

all take some time to cool off?

BRITTA

We get it Shirley. You dont want to

hang out. Youd rather be at the

sandwich shop.

SHIRLEY

Well Im sorry if we cant all be

slackers forever, because some of usare actually moving on with our lives.

ANNIE

Yeah, dont be mad at us because were

growing.

SHIRLEY

Please, is that why you changed your

major to forensics after three years?

BRITTAGive it a rest, Sara Lee.

SHIRLEY

I beg your pardon, Daria?

All three girls begin yelling at each other. The guys start

to back away.


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TROY

What do we do?

ABED

We need an outside force to rally

against to bring us back together as a

group.

(excited)

Like a bizzaro study group!

(settling)

Ill call Todd.

TROY

Ill grab the moon shoes.

Pierce stares at Troy and Abed in exasperation.

INT. JEFFS MERCEDES

11:28 P.M. The car pulls into a parking space and Jeff

cuts it off.

DEAN

Where are we?

JEFF

My old condo. Where I lived before the

state bar(trails off)

Before Greendale.

DEAN

Who do you need to talk to here?

CUT TO:

INT. JEFFS CONDO

11:38 P.M. The lights cut on in Jeffs old bedroom. Helooks across the room at himself in the mirrored doors.

JEFF

Hey, its been a while.

Jeff talks to his reflection as if it is the old him.


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JEFF

We used to be something else, you know?

(beat)

Now we are something else. But thats a

good thing, right?

Jeff notices something in the closet. He slides the door

open and sees a closet full of his old sports coats.

JEFF

Theyre still here.

This is a parody of the minibar scene in Flight. Jeff

contemplates then removes the nearest sports coat. He

fights the temptation to throw it on, as he slowly examines

the lining. He smells the interior and then the Dean walks

in, cutting the tension.

DEAN

There arent any faucets in there. Good

dean I brought some hand sani.

(sees the sports coat)

Jeffrey? Are you okay?

Jeff snaps out of it.

JEFF

Yeah.

He closes the closet door and hangs the sports coat on the

knob.

JEFF

And Im all closured up. Lets go.

The Dean and Jeff walk out of frame, but the shot focuses

on the sports coat ala Flight. We slowly pan before Jeffs

hand flies into frame and snatches the coat off the knob.

END Of ACT TWO


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ACT THREE

AGAINST BLACK, TITLE CARD:

7:00 A.M.

EXT. IN FRONT OF L STREET - DAY

Jeff exits a red door, dressed as he was in the pilot. We

can hear Sympathy for the Devil playing in the background

ala Flight. He still looks disheveled, but now in a rugged

way and puts on a pair of aviators as he smirks. The song

now scores Jeffs spiral.

INT. JEFFS MERCEDES

7:30 A.M. is superimposed as Jeff speeds through the

streets, and starts laughing out loud.

INT. GREENDALE HALLWAY

8:00 A.M. Jeff walks through the halls. He passes a coed.

JEFF

Hey sweet thing.

The girl swoons a little. He passes FAT NEIL

JEFF

Neil! Your pants called. They said yourfat.

He passes the Dean who is horrified at Jeffs

transformation.

JEFF

Dean Dangerous.

DEAN

Oh my God. Youre Kanye-ing!

JEFF

Maybe. If Kanye-ing is to be living the

Good Life, and not carring about whack

people.

DEAN


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Listen to yourself! You just used whack

in a sentence!

JEFF

You Cant Tell Me Nothing, Otis.

Jeff walks away, and the music cuts out.

INT. HISTORY CLASS

8:11 A.M. Lukas and Karl are doing their presentation,

while the study group sits uncomfortably, having to go

next. They have all their visual aids, and Abed is dressed

as Lincoln.

PROF

Excellent. So next we have our expert

historians,

(air quotes)

the study group.

The Germans sit down as Annie turns to her friends.

ANNIE

Ok. I know were all still mad. But we

need to pull together and do this

presentation.

(everyone nods)

CUT TO:

8:12 A.M. The class boos Britta, who holds up the diorama

to block incoming paper balls. The rest of the group stand

behind her looking worried.

BRITTA

You people cant take the truth! He was

a narcissist, who was addicted to his

own personality!

Shirley turns to her friends.

SHIRLEY

(resolved)

Ill handle this.

CUT TO:


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8:13 A.M. The class all gag on Shirleys plain cookies.

SHIRLEY

Oh please! Theres nothing wrong with

those cookies!

(beat)

The recipe didnt call for sugar!

Abed turns to his friends.

ABED

Ill handle this.

ANNIE

Abed! We never saw Lincoln!

ABED

Ill handle this.

Abed turns to the class and opens his mouth to speak.

CUT TO:

8:14 A.M. is superimposed.

LEONARD

Thats Wrath of Khan!

The class begins booing again.

PROF

Ive heard enough. Im sorry, but you

get an

JEFF (O.S.)

My turn.

Jeff walks in. His friends all gasp in fear, as he pulls

off his aviators, before tossing them at a classmate.

JEFF

Youre welcome.

PROF

Mr. Winger! Youre fifteen minutes late

for class.


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JEFF

Yup. But trust me, professor. When you

hear what Ive got lined up in the

chamber, you are going to thank me for

showing up.

(turning to the class)

President Lincoln. Not only was he a

great president. Not only was he a

great man. He was a shark.

(the study group roll their eyes)

While other old people of that time

were locked up in their log cabins,

Lincoln was roaming the waters of

social intolerance, changing the world.

These days, we award mediocrity. We

give kids participation ribbons, we

make Two and A Half Men the biggest

comedy on television, and we give Ben

Affleck an Academy Award for Best

Picture.

Everyone nods and murmurs agreement.

JEFF (CONTD)

But Lincoln was different. Lincoln

actually cared about quality, about

making things better. If we all come to

realize what Ive come to realize, thatAbraham Lincoln was a sterling example

of living life to the fullest, this

world may just end up being a better

place.

The class is actually buying into this. Jeff snatches the

Lincoln hat off of Abeds head and puts it on.

JEFF

I could spout off all the four scores

and John Wilkes Booth conspiracies youwant, but when it comes down to it that

wasnt who Lincoln was. Lincoln was a

shark. Lincoln was a president.

(beat)

Lincoln was an American hero.


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The class stands up and applauses. Jeffs friends are

horrified and intrigued.

PROF

F.

The class sits back down.

JEFF

(confused)

What?

PROF

Mr. Winger, as I was saying. You are

too late for your portion of your

groups presentation to count. But even

if you werent that nonsense you

dribbled out had nothing to do with the

assignment!

Jeff begins to process this, as his front starts to

crumble.

JEFF

No. No, no no.

PROF

Mr. Winger?

JEFF

NO!

Everyone is taken aback.

JEFF

Listen, Thatcher! That speech was

golden! That was a hard A!

PROF

Im afraid not, now if your group wouldbe so kind-

JEFF

How about if Im so kind as to tell you

to kiss my butt!

LEONARD


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Calm down, Spector.

JEFF

Shut up Leonard! Ill kill you!

Jeff lunges at Leonard as his classmates hop up and

restrain him. The rest of the study group starts to back

out of class in horror.

JEFF

Lin

(said like Khan)

COLN!!!

INT. STUDY ROOM

8:45 A.M. The gang (sans Jeff), sit around the study room

table in silence. Theyre all upset.

BRITTA

Well, I said this would happen.

ANNIE

He wasnt really Old Jeff or New Jeff.

Its like he was-

ABED

Nega Jeff.

Annie points to Abed and nods.

SHIRLEY

That boy was fine, before we all

started toying with his head.

Everyone sits in silence again. Pierce sits up in

realization.

PIERCE

Weve all been fighting with each otherthis week about change. I think Jeff

was fighting with himself. Were all

moving on with our lives and change is

hard. But well all be okay.

Everyone is embarrassed by the truth in Pierces words.


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SHIRLEY

Pierce is right.

PIERCE

Thank god. I was taking a shot in the

dark.

BRITTA

Shirley, Im glad youre finally doing

what you actually came to Greendale to

do. And Annie youve grown so much

since we met. I kinda admire you. Sorry

about what I said.

ANNIE

No Britta, Im sorry. Youre an awesome

psych major. Youve already helped each

of us deal with overcoming something.

BRITTA

You mean it?

Annie nods as everyone starts to get emotional. The girls

get up and hug. The guys get up and join in. We reveal Jeff

has been listening in. He enters the room and everyone gets

on edge.

JEFF

Alan offered me my old job back.(everyone is concerned)

I turned him down. But I started

thinking that my life has changed so

much since coming to Greendale- Ive

lost my condo, my job, my car- I

thought that if I could just be the old

me one more time if I could just act

like stupid, selfish old me Id somehow

be happy. It was dumb. And now what

Pierce said makes me realize Ive

gained so much more. And thats youguys.

(Shirley and Annie ahh)

Can you guys ever forgive me for being

me?

The rest of the group affirms they will and hug Jeff.


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BRITTA

Weve all been pretty crazy this week.

I say we just move on.

SHIRLEY

Agreed.

TROY

I guess we hadnt really faced the fact

that this is it. Our last year together

at Greendale.

The gang walks towards the door, but Jeff holds back and

reflects on Troys words.

CUT TO:

INT. DEANS OFFICE

9:03 A.M. 24 hours since weve begun. The Dean sits at

his desk. There is a knock on the door.

DEAN

Come in.

Jeff enters.

JEFF

Hey.

DEAN

Hey.

JEFF

I just wanted to say thanks for all

your help. And sorry for the way I

acted.

DEAN

Dont mention it.

Jeff acts like hes about to leave then turns around.

JEFF

And I was wondering. I have to head

out of town this weekend. Road trip?


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Jeff tosses the Sara Bareilles CD to the Dean, whose eyes

go bright. Jeff exits. The Dean picks up the phone and

dials.

DEAN

Hello, mom? Tell Dad Im not going to

make it to his sugery.

END OF ACT THREE


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INT. STUDY ROOM DAY

A time corresponding to the episode production order is

superimposed. Troy, Abed and Annie sit on the couch

watching Cougartown on Abeds laptop and laughing. Jeff

enters the room with his books. He stares at the three on

the couch, appearing that he has a snarky comment lined up.

Instead we

CUT TO:

Jeff is now sitting on the couch next to the other three,

laughing. Britta, Shirley and Pierce walk in and stare at

the four on the couch. They seem to be ready to comment on

Jeffs total submission to the show. Instead we

CUT TO:

All seven friends are gathered around Abeds laptop,

watching the show. Abed, Troy and Britta sit on the floor.

The rest sit on the couch.

JEFF

So weve all been secretly watching

this show?

END OF SHOW

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